Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - Safe Space Ep 27: I'm All Over The Place
Episode Date: December 6, 2016This episode I discuss... 1) Chicago 2) AirBNB 3) Political Correctness 4) Tomi Lahren 5) Pizzagate please let me know if I talk to loud into mic please!...
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I get a feeling there's gonna be a riot. All right, it is time for another wonderful episode of Safe Space.
How is everybody?
Thank you for tuning in.
We're very excited to be here back in the studio with my homeboy Aaron.
How are you, Aaron?
Good. Aaron, I know you, Aaron? Good.
Aaron, I know you look forward to this every week of just hearing me scream and shout.
I'm sure you're excited about it.
Big news, guys. Big news. I'm now starting a once a month podcast.
I think I'm gonna call it Tin Foil Hat.
And it's a conspiracy theory podcast
totally dedicated to discussing conspiracy theories
with friends who are into conspiracy theories.
And I'm proud to announce the first episode
will be next week,
and my guest is no other than Eddie Bravo.
You know I'm from just athe Jiu Jitsu Superstar.
The first guy to Tapa Gracie, like a grown ass man.
Yeah, he's gonna be in there.
We're gonna talk everything.
We're gonna go deep, dog.
I hope you guys tune that.
I'm super excited. I have a bunch of people I want to talk to.
I might start doing that in a regular too.
I ain't afraid I'll get it going I'm excited about this I love
conspiracy don't even get me started on Pizza Gate we'll get into that later
we're getting that later we will discuss that trust me on that truc uh what
dates I got I don't got a lot of dates man I'll be honest we now that we
to stop doing the naughty show I'd plan on doing that for a couple months straight next year and guess what?
Since we decide not to do it anymore, Daddy's gotta fill his calendar.
So that is that I am gonna start doing privates.
You know, I've flown into Minnesota, I've flown into Vegas, I'll come do your party,
your roasts, your your Christmas events, your Hanukas, I'll do,
what was the, what's the, what's the black Christmas?
What's that that's, uh, Kwanza?
I'll do all fucking Kwanza show dog.
I'll show up and get my Kwanza on.
I don't even know what that's about, but I'll do it.
I'll wear a Dashiki.
I'll get a Dishiki on with one of those weird kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind I do some weird dancing like the old black
guy from the that band that's saying Tennessee, Tennessee, you remember that
band? What were they called? Something's gonna hit me up, but and then they had just
paid that one guy. He just danced like he just did the weird dance. He's, oh my God, oh heed, I'll fail, could it here today the day on and on it on the day day that, that, and thee that, and th, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, that, that, th is, th is, th is, th is, th, th is, th is the, the, the, the, that's the, then, then, then, that's then, then, that's then, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's my god, oh today, oh the fell, can it here today,
on it, only da da, and this is all he did, he just dance.
Oh, by the way, thinking about banging out a quick Christmas album.
Okay.
I'm thinking about recorded a Christmas album called Tripoli Fucks Up the Classics.
And I just sing all your favorite Christmas
tunes poorly for the holidays. This is Christmas. Merry Christmas to you. I just
gotta find some not copyrighted stuff and bang that out home boy nobody's with me on that one
I'm still trying to get that band's name oh my god a kid a home get the end of day
for beautiful oh arrested development that's what should have been yes the old the old the old
the old black guy that danced the old the old the old black guy that danced
just he go oh i go to hear the hill and he just danced and you know that band that was that was that was that that was that that that that was that that that that was that band that band that band th th th th that band th th th that band th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. I th the the the the the th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the th th the th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the on stage got paid bucks just to go, Oh, I go to here the hill, and he just danced.
And you know that band was gonna make it,
because there was like literally 30 people on the stage.
There's no way you're making that much money.
The lead singer got the paycheck,
I've been like, God damn!
We just, we did a whole show for a ham sandwich.
That's what it is.
So that's where we're at.
Super excited.
Back in LA, it was in Chicago.
Shout out Chitown.
Shout out to everybody at the comedy bar.
Manny and the whole group.
Wonderful staff, wonderful club.
This is a gorgeous club, man.
The comedy bar is a gorgeous club. It was a lot of fun.
We had packed shows three out of the four nights.
Excuse me, three of the four shows were packed.
And it was great. I had a great time.
So basically I want to tell you my story of getting to Chicago.
I fly into Chicago.
Now, Dana books all my flights. She's very nice. She's kind enough to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do I I I I I I I I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm to Chicago. I fly into Chicago. Now Dana books all my flights. She's very nice.
She's kind enough to do that for me because she knows I'm a little slow and I book it bad.
So she books for me, but she always gets me on the earliest flight in and the earliest flight out.
I have a friend of mine who is a stand-up comic out there who told me I could crash at his place
why they're doing, uh, why I'm out there. Just let me crash.
You know, usually when you do the road, you get a room with your gig.
This one doesn't come with that.
Whatever.
Fine.
I wanted to play Chicago.
I'm cool that I'll, I'll just find some way to crash.
So I talked to my friend.
he to crash. So I talked to my friend and he's like, yeah, man, you could crash in my place, no problem. And I felt like I was intruding, but I kept
asking him as it got closer if it was okay and they were like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. I like, okay, that's cool. I've asked you five, ten times. You say I can. I should be able to crash your place, right. I, I, I, I, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, th. th. th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'll, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm, I th. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll just just just just just just just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll, t try, try, try, try, tell, tell, tell, try, try, try, try. I'm th. be able to crash your place, right? I mean, Aaron, if you're like, hey Aaron, I'm coming in LA, hey man, can I crash your place?
First time you say, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
And then I'm like, are you sure you really want me to, if not, let me know, what do you say
right there?
I don't know.
Okay.
Okay? Okay. Okay.
Right.
Totally.
Didn't do that at all.
I would totally be cool if they said not to.
Be like dude.
And she goes, well, I got this place.
He goes, well, I got this place.
And there's no furniture.
I go, okay, that's fine.
If you don't want in to Chicago I
fly into O'Hare and I don't know if you guys know us but I have a one-year-old
phone that functions like it's from the 1800s. It's brand new old. You ever get
the brand new old phone? We're like as soon you get the phone the new phone, the new phone, the tho'er's thrown. the tho's tho's tho's thiiiiiololololioliololiolololololololololololololololololo's tho's tho's tho's tho's tho-a's tho-sov'er, tho-a'er, tho-a'er, I'm tho-s, tho-s, I'm tho-s, I've th, I've th, I've th, I's to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too-s, too-s, too-s, tho-s toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-s tho-s tho-s tho-s tho-s tho-s tho-s'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n't toee toe the asshole of Verizon Wireless didn't tell you the new ones coming out tomorrow
Because they need to make sales so they wanted you to buy the old one
Instead saying hey, do you come back tomorrow. I'm still here by the phone. It's the ever had that? No, that's why I don't go to Verizon Where do you go? AT&T? Oh, that's, oh, oh, that's, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, they. th, th, they. th, their th, their their, their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their their th. th. So, th. thr-I. that, that, that, that, thooooo. thease thoooo. the. their their their not bad. I'm thinking about getting off the iPhone.
I'll tell you why. Because I think they're sinister.
I think, I go back to the tinfoil hat.
I think that, you ever know when a new phone comes out, they send you another operating system.
They're like, new operating system, download now.
That system is Yaku. I mean, excuse me, Sepaku.
It is your phone, it's a program to tell your phone to commit honorable suicide.
It's like start breaking down now. And then you know, nothing works right?
You can't, you know, your battery just goes to shit.
Your battery just goes to shit.
I cannot, I cannot, what is going on here?
You can always not download an update.
Yeah, but then you're like, I'm missing out on the good shit.
Are you?
And by the way, can we talk about the fact
that the iPhone's new Gmail is horrible?
Like you don't know, it's like, it's literally like, it's like an Esher film, Esher painting.
You don't know where you're going with it.
You're like, okay, here's this email, this is yesterday's, and here's a email that's
going to come tomorrow, and you don't know which one's the last one.
It's a little, yeah, it's a little won't.
It's confused. We don't need that. Okay, you don't need to update that. How about give me a fucking battery that doesn't die?
How about that one? You know, stop reinventing the wheel. How about, how about just give me me a video that runs
Properly anyways. So I get as soon as I land even like this battery this battery
It used me if you turn your phone off you could save your battery. Yeah. Now it's still draining. Even airplane mode should save your
battery. Yeah, nope. Wow. This thing got the mission and it wants to go, it wants
to go Kamikaze and call it a day in the name of its people. It's ridiculous. So the phone, so here I am.
My phone's dying. I got to charge it. Chicago O'Hare airport. the airport. the airport. the airport. to the airport. Air airport. to to to the airport. Air airport. to the airport. Air airport. to to the airport. the airport. the airport. the airport. to the air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air the air the the the air. It's the air. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. It's their. It's their. It's their. It's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their plane. their plane. their plane. their plane. their their their their their their their their plane. Even. their their their their their. So the phone, so here I am, my phone's dying, I gotta charge it, Chicago
O'Hare Airport has no plugs to charge. They just know what-
They haven't gotten the iPhone in Chicago yet. Yeah, I may be. So anyways, so my phone's dying,
I tell my friend, hey, I just landed, because they go, I'll pick you up at the airport. I just landed. I get any, I get a text of them, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, I, I the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their, I to charge, I' to charge, I' to charge, I' to charge, I' to charge, I just landed, because they go, I'll pick you up at the airport. I just landed.
I get a text from them, cool.
I'm like, what?
Cool?
Yeah, cool.
Yeah, not cool.
theycoo.
Yeah, cool, meaning, are you coming?
Hello?
Are you coming?
Are you there?
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sudden I get a blip with with their address. So I'm like, oh, so now you're not
coming. Yeah. So I don't like this address, what does this mean? Because Chicago is like
huge. Yeah. And there's all these different kind of places, like little area. You don't know where you are in that's the... Okay, I'll get into the the the the the the the the they. I they. I they. I they. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I get. I'll th. I'll th. I get. I get th. I get th. I get th. I get the th. I get. I get. I get. I get th. I get the the the the the the the their. I get. I get. I get. I get. I get. I their. I their. I I I their. I I I I I I I I I I I I their. I I I I. I. I. I. I the. I. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I th. I get. I get. I get. I get. I get. I get. I get. I get to. I get to. I get to. I get to. I get to. I get. I get. I get. I get. I get. I get. I get. I get. I get. I get. I th. I th. I of places, like little area. You don't know where you are.
That's the, okay, I'll get into it, but nobody,
I didn't know where I was going.
So I gotta go, I gotta get out of this airport somehow.
So I'm like, I'm just, I don't have a place to say,
I'm gonna Airbnb it, you ever Airbnb it?
I haven't yet now. Okay, Airbnb for you don't know what it is and that's probably not a lot a lot of you. It's basically what they call it the Uber of hotels. Basically you crash
at someone's house and for a night and they give you like it's cheap. It's really like for
50 bucks you can chill at somebody's house with their like grandma stroking out in the corner.
It can be cheap. It can be cheap. It's not always cheap. Well a lot, I mean like I found places on there, $200 for an entire house for the night. I suppose that is cheap. Yeah. That's kind of cheap.
Yeah. But then there were some $10.00 ones. Oh, I'm like. Why is their homelessness when there's $10 Airbnb? That's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's that's that's like. that's like. that's like. that's like. thatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheat. that's that's that's that's that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the toe thee theeeeeeeeateate. the. the.'m like, why is there homelessness when there's $10 Airbnb?
That's like one crack-head blowjob. Ten dollars? Yeah. It's not that much. No, no, certainly not.
You can pay and handle $10 in two hours. You just have to be homeless with a phone.
That's charged. I've seen all those people with iPads, dog. I mean, dude, our homeless are a little different than the rest of the world's homeless. Yeah.. Yeah, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t, t, ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttte, te, te. te. te. te. te. te $ $1, tea. tea. tea. tea. te. te. te. te, te.'s charged. I've seen all those people with iPads, dog. I mean, dude, our
homeless are a little different than the rest of the world's homeless. Yeah. They're
just more like people who live outdoors. They're a little different. Nobody's, you're not
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their Bamb. What size was the sleeping bag? All it was was a picture of like a
roll of toilet paper on a bed. That's all it was. And then you start realizing, oh
shit, this Airbnb is in Chiraq. Oh, I'm sure. It's in Chirac, man.
Like, if you guys don't know what Chirac is,
that's based on the Spike Lee movie
about how there's this area of Chicago
where everybody's shooting each other.
And that's the...
And that's where you're crying.
You can say there for $10 in Chirac.
Like, that's crazy. It's like cheap, affordable. And you look at people like, I had a great time
crashing it. You're crazy, dude. That's probably, they just wrote it. Yeah, they totally did.
They made up a fake fucking account. And they just like really enjoy. Dude, that's like,
if that ain't in a place it's going to get shut up, it's a crack house or you're staying at some serial killers dungeon. Yeah. That's a $10 serial killer discount.
He's going to turn you into a walrus.
It's like 10 bucks.
Yeah.
Do you want that for the...
It's like when you see like fast food gets so cheap,
like dollar, Big Mac, it's like, do you really want your food to be a dollar?
Sometimes? Really?
You want a dollar hamburger? If that's all you got. That's, well, yeah, you got $10, you got crashed somewhere,
and the only place you let you crash is Chiraq,
you're gonna stay there.
But we're assuming we're normal human beings
with a little scratch in our pocket.
You have, are you gonna-
I mean, people buy a five dollar pizza.
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You're like, at least. I got a dollar. I got a dollar. I got a dollar. I'm an outdoorsman,
because I live outdoors. I'll take your dollar whopper. If I got options? Yeah. I don't want to take that dollar hamburger.
I don't want to live in Chirac for ten bucks a night.
In some weird dude sex dungeon.
For ten dollars he gets a probia.
Right?
Like ten dollars!
That's crazy!
Yeah, there's something, that's something wrong with that.
Um, I would not go for it.
Yeah. So nobody came and picked me up, nobody was answering.
Tibo just wouldn't answer my phone.
Ooh.
Yeah, if you're ever down now,
just no Tibo won't answer his phone.
Oof.
It's fucking retarded.
He wasn't at Red Zone then.
He wasn't at the Red Zone, and I'm just like what the fuck man my phone
just can't stay charged it's ridiculous anyways so I go to this I just take
the I just I go I go dude we got a man up right here we got to figure this
shit out you don't want to live you don't want to be Tom Hanks living in a
fucking airport in fucking Chicago for the rest of your life. So it's like I had to charge my phone
and I had to, I couldn't get anyone to tell me
what fucking train to take into Chicago.
Blue Line, found out Blue Line, this guy told me,
kept telling me where to get off,
I couldn't remember because I did drugs for a while,
and my memory is shot.
But he told me get off on something in Lane and I just remember that and I took in.
And it was kind of cool because when I fly into places as I headlight in comic,
I usually get picked up the airport, taking right to my hotel, I perform and I get back out and
I never get to see the city.
So this was kind of cool to take it in and then walk around and take in Chicago. Chicago's a real-ass city. It's a real, it's a gorgeous city.
And this club is gorgeous. Like the comedy bar is owned by Sahara and a couple
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I paid for an Airbnb in the South Side, which is Chiraq. Yeah. I know I'm from the
North side. From Chicago? Yeah. So Southside's the bad side, right? Hell yeah. That's where all
the shit goes down. Yeah. Now I was talking people there and they agreed with me, but do you they just pulled a fucking, what was it a the the the the the the the the the the the the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that. that. that. I. that. that. that. that. that. that. I. that. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. I. I. th. I. th. I. I. I. I. I. I. It. It's. I. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was t. I was talking people there and they agreed with me, but do you think they just pulled a fucking, what was it, corner? What was it called? No, what was that TV show? The wire?
The wire? Where they just pushed all the fucking crazy people in the one little area
and said, have fun, we're not going to fuck with you? Probably. And that's why all the shootings
have happened? It's crazy. So I do these shows this weekend. The clubs are great. And it's a new club, so you always want to kind of be like
gotta keep it chill, gotta make a good first impression so they bring it back. And 99% of the time they bring me back.
Every show I did, there was a white chick complaining to somebody about my act.
Crying about my act because they want political correctness
and I refuse to do that.
And it's just ridiculous.
Every show, it's like, you know, there is no more symbolic thing of white privilege
than political correctness.
Just think about it.
White women, in particular, it's white women and beta males,
guys who watch too much romantic comedy shit,
that go to comedy clubs thinking that their view of the world
is how everybody else should act quarterly.
What's more white privilege than that?
They've thought that we have to play by your rules and what you think.
And I talked to, first it was an open mic or chick who I talked to before the show, very cordial,
I did my act.
I got off stage, they started the open mic after, and this chick chick just without saying it laid into me. She goes, I went through
the same thing you guys went through. I get it, you're a little weirded out right now, because
I went through it too. And I'm like, is this bitch talking shit about me? And she totally was,
the staff was like, oh, we're sorry. So there's an open mic after the show. Yes. the open mic thi the th. th. the th. the the the th. th. the thi. the the thi. thi. the the thi. thi. the thi. thi. thi. the thi. th. th. the th. the th. th. thin, thin. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I' th. I' th. th. th. th. th. thr. thate. th. th. th. th. that th. thr. thate. I'm th. I th. I th.'s traumatic enough. Well, I mean if you flip the other way
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I'd be like all right. I'm out of here. Well, they
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a symphony and he's with this girl and they're sipping wine and they look like, when you think
of Hoyty Toy. Just think of all the white douchebags in trading places with Eddie Murphy. Do you remember
that? Like all the younger, hi guys named Chet. And this is, this is Mindy. Like that's the vibe's named Chet and this is this is Mindy like that's the vibe
they had and the other half is a bunch of foreigners because there's a lot of
there is a lot of tourists that go to this club so there's some foreigners a
lot of people from out of town and they're having a great type these two
miserable miserable miserable this chick looks like she's watching me choke out her puppy.
Like I'm just grabbing a puppy and choking it out right in front of her. She's like, what?
It's not the manager's fault. So, what's not the manager's fault? No, but what they're trying to do, is get me fired, well, it's a weird, well, it's a weird. What? It's not the manager's fault. What? the manager's fault? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? It's? th? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their, it's, it's, it's, it's, what? their? their? their's fault. No, but what they're trying to do is get me fired
or have me never work there again,
which is what they're trying to do.
Which is you don't see it anywhere else.
The only thing that's close to that
is being a chef in the restaurant.
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It's not like you just don't like it and you order another dish.
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Yeah.
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tear drop. Nope. A raindrop, anything. In a bucket of water that isn't even a tiniest bit of water. It's gonna happen.
You're not gonna get everybody to agree on everything.
So this girl comes up to me.
I see her she's leaving, I think she's afraid to come my way.
So I go, come here.
Come here.
The manager or the people complaining.
Because even though I enjoy people walking out two or three. I still wish people would have a great time.
Whether that's hypocrisy, which I just think it's just this weird thing I have.
Where it's fine, you want to walk?
Go, go.
But ultimately I would love for you to have a good time.
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And I tell, she starts lecturing me on comedy.
And I go, listen, lady, this conversation isn't me trying to get notes from you on my act.
I'm never going to change my act.
Just like you're never going to change your opinion.
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and that is the fucking problem.
That's the problem with political correctness.
Is that so subjective?
And it's basically, she's determining whether I'm punching up
or I'm punching down.
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all the fucking time.
Who's the, how am I punching down on that?
Talking about teachers fucking their kids?
That's happening.
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No.
I'm just saying, after I bust a nut, I don't want to fight anybody.
That's all I'm trying to say.
So there's this, there's this hierarchy. There's this weird system of political correctness which mostly is driven by white women.
In particular, white women over, it's either really young women or really old.
White women over 40 are the number one age demographic for getting offended.
Like I talk about it on stage.
They practice talking to managers in the office, in the mirror, in their kitchen before they
go to the show.
They practice.
I'd like to talk to the manager real quick.
I didn't find that as exciting at all, you know?
They just love to get offended.
They get offended on other people's beheals.
People aren't even there.
Oh, things that sound like they coke of a girl's butt hole. That sounds in some weird way might be offensive.
It's not.
There is an interaction between men and women
and depending on what perspective you're coming from,
you could, like, if I hear women talk about guys being dumb,
I'm offended by that.
I constantly fight with Dana about the fact that commercials are constantly about guys
being dumbfucks.
She doesn't see it.
Now this girl saw me doing coke out of some lady's asshole as me being degraded to her.
She getting free coke, man.
You're getting free blow. Let me do it out of your ass.
Yeah, it's not like you look great in the story either.
Yeah, I'm doing coke out of some girls fucking poop shoot.
Why do I like that? Who knows?
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where if you don't like the movie you just saw, whoops?
Move on!
Yeah, you're out 18 bucks, you're fine.
Because the notion has, and you see it, and it's like,
dude, daytime television is so bad right now, because daytime television is geared
mostly towards women, housewives.
And it's just all programming.
It's just programming, programming, them, that everything is offensive, everybody's degrading
to them.
The whole view is a bitch fast.
ESPN has just become ethnic people, bitching and moaning about life.
They have this one Hispanic show.
The woman on there is so beyond annoying.
Like everything she does is like a fucking affront to her her Latino heritage. Everything.
It's like, I just want to find out who won, who lost, why they lost. That's all I want
to know. I don't want to hear about it. My hot, you know, and she does, she has to get soup, oh, it's just annoying. I can't watch it anymore. And the SP. It's the Sp Sp Sp Sp Sp Sp Sp Sp Sp Sp. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I the annoying. It's just annoying. I can't watch it anymore. And ESPN wonders why nobody watches their channel.
Because their whole fucking morning is social justice warriors.
So I decided that there are rules to political correctness.
And I'm gonna break down the rules according to white women on what can be said
by what type of comic.
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Rules of political reckness according to white, guilty crowds, in particular white women.
Everyone can rack Asians and Middle Easterns. That's a rule.
You can rack them all you want. My theory is, the reason you pick on them is because they bombed America.
If you drop a bomb or you fly a plane into a building in America, you are the most liberal
motherfucker in the world.
Well shit on a terrorist or an Asian driver.
It's just the rule.
Pearl Harbor 9-11, we can light you up.
Those are the rules.
No one's ever going to cry.
Asians try to make it a big deal that they get picked on, but you shouldn't have fucking attacked us. Okay? Asian comics pretty much do racist jokes about Asians.
That's their whole act, about how Asian they are.
Okay, and this makes white women comfortable.
Remember, these are all, what makes white women comfortable?
They make jokes about, racist jokes about being Asians, having small dicks,
how their mom speaks shitty English. Every Asian guy has a answer machine message from their mother in their act.
Every fucking time.
Okay?
Middle Eastern comics just talk about being Uber drivers,
how hard it is to fly, and how super immigrant their dads are.
Everyone I know. Their dads are the most immigrant motherfuckers you've ever met in your life.
And that's their dads are the most immigrant motherfuckers you've ever met in your life and that's their whole act
Is about how fucking it's like to be a terrorist
And they all want to be Hillary Clinton fans and I get into that later. Okay black comics here black comics can rack on everyone except gay people
Remember, this is what makes white women comfortable
They can rack on everybody they want.
They can do the most racist shit on black people,
and white women will laugh at it.
If they talk about gay guys,
then white women chicks will shut down on them.
You know why women let this go?
Making up for 300 years of oppression.
That's my opinion.
Every black comic playlist of jokes, jokeless includes
women are crazy, making fun of a Beyonce song or a song that's popular on the internet,
and shit on white people. That is your black comic playlist of comedy.
Go watch any black comic, those are the hits. Because that makes white girls
laugh. I lost Aaron on this. Hispanic guys pretty much. I'm just lost as to what this has to do with
PC culture. Because this is what white people will accept. Oh, what they'll accept.
And what they won't accept? Back on board. Okay. I'm back. So you don't get it? This is what white women will laugh at, what they're
except, what black comics are allowed to say, they're allowed to make fun of everybody, but
gay guys. If they do gay jokes and shit on gay guys, the crowd will shut down on them.
But they can rack everybody else. White people, white people, white women, Asians, other
black, black comics can go off on black people. They can do jokes that would make the Clue Cuts clan blush. Same thing with Hispanics. Hispanic comics have been
lumped in with black comics, which I don't understand because they're two totally
different cultures but secretly white, privileged guilty people lumped them the same.
So all the same is for Hispanic comics.
Expand comics love talking about how racist the same is for Hispanic comics. Hispan comics love
talking about how racist their dads are, how Hispanic people dance and smoking weed. They
can rack on everything just like gay guys. Again, white women won't take gay, Hispanic comics
racking white people, gay people. Okay? White guys can't make fun of anything.
They can't make fun of anybody but themselves,
their kids, and how they're lazy and their wife puts up with their shit.
If they rack on women, it becomes sexism, and they get shut down.
They get shut down. Okay? So white guys can't make fun of anything, because they oppressed everybody forever.
And the fact that most white guys
Remind white girls of their dads who didn't hug them enough in high school
And encourage them so they're bad guys
I feel like I lost they aren't on this one female comics can make fun of everyone like female comics to make fun of everyone like white comics to make fun of?
Like white comic guys can't do rape jokes no, the whitethe rape joke is, they can't do a rape joke.
But white female comics can make fun of everybody and can do rape jokes.
And it's basically your white female comic playlist is basically,
this is what they talk about.
All they want to talk about, how much hoars they are, and they can't get boyfriends, and there's a rape joke in there. All they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they thak they thak thak think think think think tak tak tak tak tak tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell. I tell tell make make tell make tell make tell make tell make tell make tell make tell make tell make tell. tell. tell. tell. I tell. I tell. I tell. I tell. I tell. I tell. I tell. I tell. I tell tell tell tell to tell to to to tell to to tell tell tho to tell to tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell t how much whores they are and they can't get boyfriends and there's a rape joke in there.
All they talk about is everything, but they can talk about anything they want to but most
of it is about bitching about how sexist everyone is.
If a female comic is a little bit funny, she moves to the front of the line.
She moves to the front of the comedy line. She gets fast-tracked.
Because there's not as many of them.
So they get pushed to the front of it.
Mainly just write white guys dick jokes and make them feminist jokes and then everybody
cheers about how fucking brave they are.
Because what comes down to, and here's the big one, gay ethnic comics can rack everybody.
If Ru Paul did stand-up comedy, he could
fucking call black people the M-word, call fucking gay guys a bunch of fuck boys and call
a fucking chicks, whores and everybody would laugh. Because it all comes down to what
will they let you say? And I've just brung down the rules with that. They won't let me say anything.
They won't let me say anything.
They won't let me say anything.
I want to saw Lees Lamponelie.
And she's layers.
I want to saw her and Joe Bartnik at the Nokia theater downtown in LA.
I looked at the crowd.
It was all gay guys and fat white chicks, which are the number one demographic for complaining about political correctness. And if you heard the shit that was coming out of Lee's lamp in Ali's mouth and they were
going fucking crazy for it, and good for her.
Congratulations on that.
She deserves it.
But you know what, if I went up there and said that shit, they would shut down and
burn down the place, which is the problem political correctness. There's too much fine print. You can't say one person can't, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. th. th. that, that, that, that, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the the their their their th. It was th. It was th. It was th. It was th. It was th. It was th. It was th. It was, th. It was, th. It was, th. It's, the the th. It's, the the the the th. It's, the the th. It's, that, that, the that. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that. It's, that. There's too much fine print. Yep. There's too much fine print.
You can't say one person can do that. That's not civil rights, man. And that's why these
white girls think they can bitch everybody. Nobody gives a fuck what you think. It's just mediocrity.
Now, do you hear the new thing that Amy Schumer is going to be like, uh, Barbie?
What? They have Amy Schumer playing Barbie?
I mean comedically that could be funny, but...
That's a great question. Is it going to be a comedy? Oh, of course. It's got to be.
Interesting. Yeah, you're right. I guess they couldn't. It's not going to be a hard,
there's not going to be a hard hitting Barbie trauma. But what's the comedy about Barbie?
She finds out Ken's got no dick?
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I mean, like, I'm going to be honest with you, I totally agree with women when they say
that they get presented and projected horrible women's beauty images.
And it's all meant to fuck their heads up.
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but my question is who's doing that and the notion is it's always guilty old
white guys who are petting cats laughing about making women feel bad
and it's not every meeting I've ever taken with a marketer it's always gay
guys and white chicks who's doing it
marketers are doing it if you ever watch commercial man it's always like you
look at the mom she looks about three years older than her kids yep that's
meant the fucking mentally fuck with women's heads yep but my point is
who's making that to say is that is that some old creepy guy not no
is rooper Murdoch going make the chick in the herpes commercial? Look like
she's fucking 18 but she's supposed to be 45. More ah ah like is he doing that? I
don't think so. It's like it's a chick-on-chick crime. And I wish they would say
that like this slutwalk shit. It's just like who's oppressing you? You love dick? Who's
oppressing you for loving dick? Not guys. I've never met one guy ever
complain about a chick being a slut. It's an old joke I have men don't go
with women who sleep around sluts. We just call them. They're always welcome.
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the Black Santa thing, have you seen that?
There's a mall that had a Black Santa, supposedly people going crazy.
I haven't heard one person bitch.
The only thing I hear is people asking, are you offended by Black Santa?
No, I'm not. I don't care. He's fake. He's not real. It's not a real thing. Black Jesus is more realistic than Black Santa.
Because, fucking Jesus was a Middle Eastern.
Yeah. He should be way darker.
Yeah. Right?
But we got this fucking blue-eyed blonde hair Jesus walking around,
like looking like Sean Penn from fucking
Fast Time's Ridge Ma High, talking about all he wants
is some tasty buds and some choice waves.
Okay, stoner Jesus.
We fucking gotcha.
It's ridiculous, dude.
Like I was listening to this guy on the radio last night talk about how everybody's
going off on Tom Brady trying to say he's not one of the great- Who? Who doesn't think Tom Brady is in the top two greatest quarterbacks of all time? I've never heard anyone argue that. They argue like
it's tainted. There's some shit that went on and it's not just about the deflated balls,
homeboy. It's about straight up videotaping people's fucking practices. That's what that's about. that's what that's about. that's about that's about that's about that. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thiiiiiiii. that's that's that's that's thi. thi. that's thi. trying. trying. trying. trying. trying. trying. trying. trying trying tha. tha- thau-i. thau-i. thau-a-a-s. thau-s. thau-s. thau-s. thau-s. tha-s. tha-s tha-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-n't trying trying trying trying trying trying. trying. trying. trying. trying. trying. trying. trying trying to-s. trying trying to-s. trying-s. trying-s. trying-s. trying-s. trying-s. trying-s. trying-a-s. trying that's about. Stop acting like that didn't happen. It happened. He's still
one of the greatest ever do it. We're fine with that. Nobody's saying he's not. Stop acting
like this. It's like nobody's bitching about Black Santa. You're just trying to cause problems.
And nobody gives a shit. Nobody who even know there was a Black Santa. Sera Night Live. Comedy Central does it a lot. I got a project with Comedy Central, I love them.
I'm thankful that they're working with me.
My project's still moving forward.
But it's like, you know, did you see this?
Trevor Noah versus Tommy Lehran?
Something like that.
Do you know who this chick is?
Not a clue.
She's like, she's on this website called the Blaze
which is hilarious. Sounds like I'm never going to go there. Yeah it's just a
super duper conservative. I love how it called conservative. We should come up
with another word for conservative. My mother's conservative. She just sits to herself.
Like when you're angry with rhetoric, you're not conservative. No.
You're aggressive, right?
Can we call it aggressive?
It's this aggressive website, and this girl goes on there,
and she just bitches the moment.
She's a 24-year-old girl from like North or South Dakota
who just loves the bitch about the world.
And you know what I say to you?
You've lived no life the bitch about the world.
What have have have have have have th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you thuuuuuuuuuu tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho the bitch about the world. What have you done, Tommy? Where have you gone to have this knowledge of how the world fucking works?
What we've gotten here...
At least Andy Rooney was old.
There's a reason why back in the day, I mean with the exception of Vince Scully,
for the most part, you were like well into your 40s, if not 50s when you got that big gig because you had to go around the world
Do the shit gig to find out how the world worked. Yeah
Like there's a reason for that and it's not just like oh, it's my turn. It's like no
We need you to have experience so when you get here, you know what's going right. What's going wrong?
You know and this girl. she's 24, dude. 24.
If she was a comedian, she'd still be an open micr.
She'd still be an open micr man.
And not everything, she's 24, she's married to a navy seal,
and she's got this job where she's getting like millions of people views.
And don't tell me it's not the fact that she looks like a talking eight ball of cocaine.
Like, she looks like every chick in Tempe, Arizona
will let you and your friends run a train on her
if you got an eight ball of cocaine.
She's got these big teeth and she's angry.
She looks like a honey badger and she's just angry
and she just yells about shit she doesn't know.
So she goes on Trevor Noah's show,
and they go at it.
And you just read the guy Trevor Noah destroys Tommy
Leran, Loran, Tommy Loran and it's like he didn't destroy anything because
ultimately what you're supposed to call her out on is something you might
actually be able to say about him too. It's like you're too young to be
doing this. Yep. You have no life experience now, Trevor Noah has a little more life experience.
He's from South Africa.
Yeah.
But it's still, he didn't do enough.
He kind of got fast-tracked out there too.
He's a good-looking, light-skinned brother who fucking talk some shit.
South Africa went through all this racial shit.
He kind of stepped in and got shot to the front. You know, dude, he didn't, he didn't, he didn't, he didn't, he didn't, he didn't, he didn't, he didn't, he did, he did, he did, he did th and got shot to the front. Yeah. You know, dude, he did not like this chick up at all.
No.
He did a great job.
But ultimately, it's like, tell me about your life, Tommy.
What have you done?
Oh, you're 24 and you think you know how the world works?
You're making, you're making fucking comments on occupy Wall street when you were like, theyme. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thi, thi, thi, thin, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, a great, a great, a great, a great, a great, a great, a great, a great, a great, a great, a great, a great, a great, a great, a great, a great, a great, a great, a great, a th, a th........ th. th. thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thi, thi. thi. We's, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi during the Civil War how do you know what that well because we know about the
basic thing is like oppressive government rebels fight back we know that's
kind of how it worked out right the Occupy Wall Street stuff she brought up all
the shit that wasn't even applied to that about how they're like idealistic
and then they use military tactics well what Tommy doesn Tommy doesn't know or doesn't bring up is that, fucking police were busted dressing up
as fucking protesters and rampaging through places
and they had a standoff in which a SWAT team surrounded them,
they surrendered and they got let go for free.
They were doing it on purpose to try to make the protesters look bad.
And she doesn't know that.
And she's commenting on shit on shit on shit on shit on shit on shit on shit on shit on shit on shit on shit on shit about about about about about about about about about about about about that. She's commenting on shit. She's never seen, man.
Like she's literally bitching about shit she sees on TV. Which is classic pop entertainment.
Which is something happened and you take a hacky take on it because you have no real life
experience to decide on what's going on. She's just not good.
No. She's lived not good. No.
She's no one no life. No one 24 year old.
It should never I mean occasionally you get a guy who's just like knocks out of park and you're like yeah
That kid's the one that person's a one they're way beyond their years, but this woman shouldn't be commenting on political shit when she's lived no life.
You want to tell me how the world works? Tommy, where have you been? What countries have you gone to? I had an argument with my friend during the
uh, leading up to Iraq war. He's telling me how the world works. And I'm like, where have
you been? He's like, well, uh, where he goes? The Bahamas? The only place you've been, is the Bahamas? Wow. That's not fucking life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the their? the the the the world? their? the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I that that that that. I the their their their. I. people, if you've traveled the world, you know this about people,
everybody wants to keep it simple.
They want to love, they want to laugh,
they want to beer, they want to get their dick whet,
or get laid, and that's it,
and take care of their family.
Everybody's on a basic game. They're playing war
games with other war game people and we're just fucking ponds and we're
getting upset. This girl Tommy has no clue what she's fucking talking
about. She's making comments on the fucking, like she's like, oh I hate
the Occupy Wall Street, it will use military actions. So you're against the police in North Dakota because that's all they've been doing. It's making fucking using military tactics.
You know, I used to be for real gun control, like let's use some shit. But after
watching what happens when the police show up and they show up in tanks now, we
need to really think about what kind of gun control we want. Because I don't want to to give up guns. I just to to to to to to to to to to to the gun the gun the gun the gun the gun to the gun the gun the gun to the gun to the gun the gun the gun to to the gun the gun to to the gun to the gun the gun the gun th the gun, I the gun, I just the gun, I just their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, I, I, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, th. I te, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, crazy people. I have no solution to that. But the notion just to give up a gun. I can't, now when they show up in
tanks now and hummers and now they have like weaponized fucking drones, which is the opening sequence
to the Terminator movie. You see a Terminator walking over skulls with flying drones looking to
kill people. Yep.
It's crazy. It's stupid. Tommy needs to suck it.
That's all I need to...
Her boyfriend's like a fucking Navy Seal.
Good, come kill me. I don't give a fuck.
Use a piece of shit, dog.
Ah.
I'd be more interested in what he has to say.
Trevor Noah? No, the Navy Seal.
He's lived some life. Yeah. You know, he's lived some life, but there's also some brainwashing
that goes to get to that level that you got by. And I have no problem with joining the military
because you want to defend your country, but I'm sure these guys didn't put their lives on the line to go to Afghanistan to protect to go to go to go to go to go the Afghanistan. Afghanistan. Afghanistan. Afghanistan. Afghanistan to go their Afghanistan. to go to go their Afghanistan. And protect Afghanistan. And protect Afghanistan. And protect Afghanistan. And protect to go to go to to to to to to to to their. their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their lives on the line to go to Afghanistan and protect poppy fields because our government wants to flood our country with fucking cheap heroin
to get people hooked on a bunch of shit so we you know it's like it's a
classic fucking Iran-Contra affair. Now we got this thing you don't know
about this pizza hut thing right this Pizza Gate I do not understand it
okay Pizza Gate all right do not. I do not understand it. OK, Pizza Gate.
All right, Pizza Gate is basically this.
I'm all for a thin crust.
I'm from Chicago, but I like a New York style.
I got what you're saying.
I like what you're saying.
Yeah.
And that's not what Pizzigate is.
Pizza is basically this thing where this, what is his name, hold on real quick,
I use it for it.
I don't care.
Podesta, Podesta, who was behind all the WikiLeaks emails.
There has been some belief that there is some child pornography, child sex
ring going on in Washington, D.C. Now there's a this is very sensitive
because people think this is a witch hut. Well he was was he Hillary's campaign
manager? Yeah. Yeah. Okay and people are flipping out. Now supposedly it happened
at this place called comet ping pong. Oh yeah
yeah that's where that guy was today. Yeah but well you know okay for a hold on
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which is the shit stain of the internet.
Yeah, there's some tinfoil hats there.
Yeah, okay?
So, they put out and they break down this code that there's this shit going on based on this guy's, the pizza places Instagram and the guy who owns a personal Instagram account.
Now this guy who owns pizza, a comic ping pong, was named the 49th most powerful person
in Washington DC.
Whether that's a joke or not, I don't know, but he's a pizza guy in a town full of
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So Podesta and this guy, Podesta and the guy owns common, best friends. Podesta and his
brother hang out there all the time. Podesta and his brother have weird art in their house,
like really creepy ass shit. Now there's a spirit cooking going on that involves children, semen, blood that was found
in the emails. It's weird shit. So without getting too far into it, because people's heads are
exploding. People's heads are exploding with this thing. Because there's some people are really
upset that this is a witch hunt and this doesn't mean anything. But my whole point is this.
I'm not saying it's real.
I'm just saying look into it.
Look into it.
Why?
I mean, we've seen our government do weirder shit.
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And a lot of people don't know this, man, I'm not going to talk about a lot because I
don't want to get in trouble, dude.
But it's like, I watched that San Bernardino shooting happen in real time where it just gotten
done and the news crews and they were interviewing people guys, four white guys, all of them, they interviewed.
Four white guys in black military fatigue, walked through shooting everybody and took off.
Then I watched the story change. In real time, I watched a change to a Middle Eastern guy shot up a Christmas party.
I watched it happen in real time, dude.
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But Aaron?
There is that, that is a thing.
I mean, the news does not know shit until...
But the interview of the fucking eyewitnesses all said they all saw four white guys shooting
up the place.
Eyewitnesses are often unreliable.
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These are our witnesses in San Bernardino as well.
At the place when it happened.
San Bernardino, the meth capital of California.
Okay.
I'm just saying. It's possible.
It's a real, okay, reach.
So anyways.
Yeah.
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you're a little crazy. So there's all this notion about how, uh, uh, LBJ didn't want to get out of Vietnam because he had stock in the
military industrial complex. So he had stock in the military industrial complex so he's
part of these guys who shot JFK to keep us in to the fucking Vietnam. There's
all this stuff. If you believe all that can happen, if you believe, because one
thing someone else said to me is like they're fucking kids out of
subway, the guy who's a face of subway was banging kids right, well not literally
not in it location right but, not literally using the
location.
Right, but are they saying they're fucking kids in a pizza?
No, that was where everybody fucking met.
My point is, it's like, look at how they're recovering this case.
Look at what happens.
Look at the Derek Rhodes case, look at any pro-athlete who gets accused of rape. They throw that story out regards of what the facts are
and they just throw it everywhere. If you're a famous person and there's some kind of
fucking sexual misconduct that you've been accused of whether facts are or not, they run with it.
They fucking run with it. And they rarely run the retraction. And when they do run a retraction,
it's page 16. Yep.
So with this thing, you'd see no coverage of it other than fake news, fake news, fake story,
fake news, fake news, fake story.
So now it comes out that this guy, where is this dude?
Now it's coming out that this dude who got caught shooting up a place is an actual false flag actor. His IMDB is Edgar Madison Walsh.
Let's look this dude up.
Let's look this dude up real quick in real time.
Okay?
So you're saying because he's an actor, it's a false flag?
Well, have you ever heard that, um, that they use?
Because actors aren't crazy?
Trauma actors. Well, we'll see if they actually say that's that they use. Because actors aren't crazy? Trauma actors. Well we'll see if
they actually say that's him. Oh okay. Yeah dude this is him. Yeah. Maybe he is? Maybe
we're gonna find out home boy. This is fucking crazy. Is he a real actor? Is he doing it on a...
Whoa? This is crazy. I mean John Wilkes Booth was an
actor, he really shot a guy famously. That's true. That's true. That's true.
That's true. But you know there are crisis actors, right? Have you heard about that where they find
picture of the same chick at three different major crowd? They show her boom, boom, boom.
No. We're gonna have a false flag episode. I. I th th th th th th th th th th. I th th. I th. I th. I ththree different major crowd. They show her boom, boom, boom. No.
I'm gonna have a false flag episode.
I can't wait to you do this conspiracy theory.
I can't wait.
But, but everyone's like, oh come up,
what they're fucking, blah, blah, blah.
So, in Britain, there was a giant scandal of, there's a giant scandal at the highest level of British
government with this DJ called Sir Jimmy Savalli Savali Savi-E so he was
in the government and the DJ he was he was knighted he was basically like royalty he
hung out with the highest levels of British government and when he died they
went through all his personal and they found out he was part of a giant pedophile ring that involved
the Royals and the highest levels of government.
So my point being is like why couldn't this be now?
Yeah.
I'm going to sit down on the specifics of a napkin or Hillary ran it.
I might say no specifics are right. I'm just saying look into it. Look into it. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It was, I, it. It was, I, it. It was, I th, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I'm th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi was thi was thi was thi was thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th Hillary ran it. Am I saying those specifics are right?
I'm just saying, look into it.
Look into it.
Yeah.
Something fucking could really be going down.
Or nothing.
And then just say that.
I think whether smoke, there's fire.
Yeah.
That's my opinion.
Generally speaking, yes.
There's smoke.
There's fucking. fire. So that's my whole show. I love to hear you guys comments. I love everything. Next week we'll have another episode and then we're going to start doing a
Tinfoil Hat podcast. I want to play this out and then we'll hit the road.
It's another positive motivational thing I like to leave you guys with.
I watch a lot of these every day just kind of get my head out of my ass. If you go to Team Fearless on YouTube, Team Fearless, they got some great videos.
And this is another video for you guys, and we're going to go on on this.
I love you guys very much.
Stick with me. This show is only going to get better.
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