Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - Safe Space With Sam Tripoli #23: The End Of The World

Episode Date: November 11, 2016

I'm back and ranting at about how crazy shit just got in this country. On this episode I rant about: 1) Doing the End Of The World podcast with Joe Rogan, Bill Burr and Doug Stanhope! 2) What happened with the Election! 3) Doing Stand Up in China! Come see me at The Naughty Show live at Planet Hollywood all this weekend!

I get a feeling there's gonna be a riot. Yeah, it's time for Twisted. Hey everybody, things tune-in. to bring it on. thin' too, to get it on Monday. I just got back from China, and so I didn't have time, and then I had to go. I forget what, oh, I had something going on that. I just couldn't do it. So we're doing it on Wednesday, I'll put it out. If you guys can listen, I'd love to have you guys listen.

If not, no big deal. Glad to be back, glad to be back. I'm going to be in Las Vegas the naughty show, Jocelyn Sharp and we got a crazy ass balloon guy. Kevin Cole I believe is his name. Kevin Cole, he's gonna be doing crazy balloons. We're giving away fleshlights. Come out we're giving away some flashlights, some t-shirts, some CDs. Come to the naughty show. Go to the naughty show. Grab them ticket show. And then next week I will be at Alberta, Canada. I will be at Edmonton.

I'm literally gonna be the first American to leave the United States for Canada. I'm going to Edmonton, doing the comic strip. Uh, November 16 through the 20th, come out, rock out with Chicago. And then December 1st, I'm very excited. The first week in December. I will be at the comedy bar in Chicago December 1st, 2nd, 3rd, go to comedy bar.com for those tickets. Hollettcha, boy. Good to be back. So not much to talk about. Nothing new going on, nothing exciting. Just another day in America.

Just nothing unusual going on. And obviously chaos is broken out. Chaos! Donald Trump is... I'm not going to talk about the song because I know people are going to be... Are people going to be over thio'n't thee? Are people going to be over people talking about Trump? Like, it's so bad, but everybody's talking about, is everybody gonna be like, ugh, talk about something else? I thought, I thought social media, I was like, all right, election will be over at least. I was so ready for November 9th.

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Rhonda Roussey upset? Is it, is it, Buster Douglas Tyson upset? I mean, nobody saw this coming, except for the five people on Coke at Donald Trump's election rally. I mean, like, nobody saw us coming. Like, we just learned that nothing's real. The media lost, the media lost all respect. How can you believe the media anymore? After showing that she was up, like at one point they had her up 10 points. And they're like, yeah, that came out. That's not real. They paid for that. You're like, what the fuck? What is real? I mean, dude, I remember he was up like 24 to 3. And I'm like, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th is th is th is like, th is th is like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th is like, th is like, th is like, thi is like, thi is like, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi and I'm like This is weird like is this just and everyone's like well because the red states are you know

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it is like lightning in a bottle. It's lightning in a bottle, man. It was like the energy was buzzing. And you just saw, I walked on stage, I saw Tony Hitchcliffe on stage, I saw Dean Del Rans saying, like, man, that's fucking cool they brought those guys up. So he went in the back and Doug Stan Hope was there and he's already shit-faced and that's cool. You know, he's going through some stuff with his wife, hit her head, she's in a coma, thoughts and prayers even though I don't think they believe in God, you know, to bingo. I love Dougstamp. He started the, he started the Las Vegas comedy scene.

He's like the godfather of it and then I'm the next one in line and now it's where it is now. But he's the first major name to really do comedy in Vegas. So we've always had that bond. We've really always been good friends. And, you know, so I've come up, I see him. He's got his awesome, like, weird, like weird, like weird, like weird, like weird, like weird, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to, the the the the, I. come up, I see him. He's got his awesome, like, weird, kind of like, like, uh, tent house revival, pastor, used Carl's salesman, suit that he likes to wear. Like, like, you got it off the rack of Beetlejuice's house. Like, it's like, it's a really, he's a wonderful person. And obviously, I'd heard what happened to bingo. But they said not to say the same the same the same the same, the same, the same, th. th. thuuke him, I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t te. te. te. tent. tent. tent. tent. tent. tent. tent. tent. tent. t t t. But they said not the same thing, and I respect that, man, you know, it's like he's going through a hard time.

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though I really wanted to smoke weed, but I don't do drugs anymore. I just wanted to smoke weed because it's like, celebrate good times. Come on! Everybody's getting shit face. Rogan, I know Rogan's high face. I've seen him when he gets kind of high. It's like, I'm not going to get into it, but it's an interesting look at his skull. I know when he's th. I's th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm look at it. I know when he's baked out of his skull and he was baked out of his skull. Doug Stanoff's running around, high as shit, drunk, wasted, asking people from the stage for cocaine. He tells, Doug Stano is the most hilarious human being you'll ever mean your life because he has no shame. He'll tell any story. He told the story about bingo hit in her head. Apparently bingo had done too much cocaine. She had done too much blow. She had fallen hit her head, had a seizure, she's in a coma right now. And he told the story of what happened. Apparently she did so much coke.

People are flipping out. Everybody's calling 911. The cobs come. She has this fanny pack, right? She has to have this fanny pack with her. It's like her babba. You know, bingo's babba is her fanny pack. And apparently it always has cocaine.

So they're flipping out because they don't want the cops to go through it because they'll find the cocaine. So her sisters, who are square edges, squares, get the fanny pack. They go through it because they're looking for medical records. They find the Coke and it's not a little Coke, it's a fucking ton of Coke. Like a ton of Coke. Like aar amount of cocaine in this girl's fanny pack. They grab the fanny pack, they go back and they're like, Doug, we found all of this. We found the coke. What should we do? What do you think they did? They did the coke.

They did all of Bingo's coke while she's in a coma from doing coke. At the house, he told that live on stage and you just watch if the comedians go, what the fuck except for me and my dead soul laughing. I was laughing. I go, that is the most balsy story I've ever heard in my life. That's the most balsy stories I've ever heard my life. Um, he... I have this theory that the hierarchy of comedy is this. Bill Burr is the heavyweight champ.

He's the champ. But the godfather is Joe Rogan. Like he's the most... He's the alpha of the group. If you put everybody in a room, he's the L, I've seen it happen a thousand times. I've been there with all my favorites in one room, he's the alpha. And the reason I say he's the godfather is because nobody ever bust Joe Rogan's balls. Nobody does.

I've never seen it until that night when everybody was shit-faced in the high. Bill Burr started racking on Rogan. I've never seen that before. And he laughed his ass off. Awesome. Racked him. It was a fine. Rogan's cool.

It's like, you know, it's like, if you're a comedian, you have to allow other comedians to ride. That's like brotherly love. That's brotherly love. So Rogan, getting racked. He's, Rogan had a little hat on, and everybody called him the Little Rascal's Hat. Then, Doug Staleck starts telling a story about how Doug Stale has herpes and how one

time, Joe Rogan had a colesore on his lip and he's like, so you have herpes here, I have herpes on my dick and I'm the bad guy. And the whole room just kind of got, are you saying Rogan has herpes? And it was like the craziest shit. And Rogga told a story about how he had it since he was a baby and he didn't choose to have it and everyone's like ah. But it was so interesting to watch people bust Rogan's balls because you never see that. You never see that.

And it was just such a magical time because this will never happen again. This podcast in this environment will never happen again. This podcast in this environment will never happen again. It will never. Because the upset of Donald Trump upsetting Hillary Clinton shockwaves around the world. And people are just, people didn't know what's going on. I heard Stephen Colbert did a showtime special, and it was the most depressing shit anyone's ever seen, because everybody had these sketches lined up of Donald Trump losing.

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there's this one porn star. She's so fucking hot, her name is Jules Ventura, and she does savage porn. Like she's, she's like super, I should be dating like, like prime ministers and third world fucking dictators hot, right? And she does porn. And I just sent her tweak congratulating her on the fact that she's literally gonna be working every day for four years because she's gonna be doing all

the Molina, fucking Trump porn that's coming out with all the, with all the condoms no condom porn passing and and the fact that we have a first lady who literally used to be a high-end escort yeah like is there any is there as much as people hate Donald Trump is there any president that represents a country more than a reality star and an Instagram model that we're gonna have as a first first couple I mean that is America right there. Fucking fake heat and a chick who's just, I mean dude she is so hot she's now in the White House.

I've always said that. In America, the easiest way to move up social hierarchy is to be a hot chick. It's easier to become rich and famous being hot than it is to be a hot chick. It's easier to become rich and famous being hot than it is to be an athletic man. 100% right? Yeah. So anyways to get back to this thing about a real quick about the end of the world then I'll get into the actual action. Sarah Tiana comes on I love her to death she's one of my favorite people on planet. I love Sarah I could not be happier for she was like she love her to death. She's one of my favorite people on plan. I love Sarah. I could not be happier for her. She was like she was ready to quit comedy and not because things were happening for her and now she hit and she's doing really well and I love her to death.

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But they live in a world that is detached from what they think the world should be than actually what people are looking for. And that's just my, I mean, because we've seen people say it over and over again. Hey man, it's, I feel, I've heard people say I feel bad for white guys. People have said that out loud to people. I feel bad for white guys. Nobody cares about them anymore. Yeah. What just happened? A complete, this was a complete revolt by white guys. This is a complete another revolt. But anyways, she says that.

Bill starts laying into her about that Michelle Obama's. I mean, just starts laying into her, she's losing on all cards. Then, I don't know why she did this. She tried to change the topic. She goes to, hey man, what'd you guys do on Prop 60, the condom porn? Did you guys vote for her against it? And everyone goes against it. She goes, I voted for it. And dude, the room went nuts. She's like, I think porn is ruined guys. I think porn is ruined guys. I'm like, okay, there is a point to that, but I go also, romantic comedies have ruined

fucking chicks. They think guys should be running through fucking, running through airports with flowers, crying about love. I mean, white guys watch way too much romantic comedies. There's too many guys who too much romantic comedies. There's too many guys who think who watch girls. You should not be watching that show if you have a dick. If you're a grown man who doesn't like other grown man, and if you love other grown man, God bless you, you do your own thing. But if you're a grown man who's in the chicks, don't watch that shit. I just can't stand this stuff.

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college and now everybody's mad at the Electoral College everybody's mad because Hillary got more votes because let's face it she got California by a landslide and she got New York by a landslide which are the two most populated states she's gonna win the popular vote. And I get it, man, there's a part of me that's fucking heck yeah, man, the popular vote should win. But there's the reason they have electoral college and the reason is... We also wouldn't have had George W. Bush if the popular vote.

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I feel the Electoral College is a lot like diversity in Hollywood, where we gotta have everybody's gotta be represented, and I'm fine with both. Now, Jay Larson, not Jay Larson, who was the right, anyway, some, it wasn't Jay Lar-I, it was somebody else, somebody went for a writing gig and they told them they were looking for a minority lesbian as a writer. They literally wanted a minority lesbian to be a writer. You take a look at what's going on, Real quick, the electoral colleges, before I get in this, the electoral colleges so that places like North Dakota,

Delaware have a say. Because if it wasn't that, all you would do is campaign in New York and California, Texas and Florida. You wouldn't go anywhere else. And Illinois. That would be it, five states. And you wouldn't give a shit about anybody else. You would not care about what North Dakota thinks or Montana thinks if you didn't give them

electoral votes to give a shit about. So they want a lesbian writer. I'm going to go with a black lesbian. I love black lesbians. I literally think God is a British black lesbian who DJs in heaven with the best cocaine And nobody has condoms if somebody gets pregnant and angel gets their wings That's my opinion of heaven. God is a British black lesbian, but let's say they're looking for a black lesbian to write on this show. What percentage of? the population is gay. Ten percent. What percentage of that? What percentage of that? What percentage of that? the population? the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their the the their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their? their? the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their the they.coa. tea.g.g.g.g. the.g.g.ea.ea.ea.ea.ea.ea. their. their. their. their on this show. What percentage of population is gay? 10%. What percentage of

that? What percentage of that population is black? 10%. 10% this population is black. So you're now down to 1% of the country. Now, what percentage of that is lesbian? 50. So now we're down to 0.5% of the population. You're looking for a writer to represent. 0.5% of the population. And who is black lesbian writer? North Dakota. That's North Dakota. You have to have North Dakota in there. Everybody's got to be represented. Black lesbians have to be represented, even though they represent a sliver of the population. It's the

same fucking thing, man. You can't cry for this and then get mad at that. This is what America's built on. Everybody together. The problem is with everybody, the Hillary camp, is you bet on a bad hand. You got a bad hand. You went, this is what happened. You went to Vegas with 100 G's and you were excited to gamble and you put all your 100 G's on double-duces. You had two twos and you went all in on it. And you celebrated, you started thinking about all the great shit that was gonna happen. When you got your big pot, because you went a hundred G's in and you lost and

now you're like what the fuck happened you bet on a bad horse you bet on a bad hand man you bet on a bad hand. She had too many bullet holes too dude she's leaking and you refused it was so funny I got I got yelled at by a friend of mine on Facebook he told me he lost a lot of respect for me because I put out a tweet that said, this election is between a guy who says bad things and this is between a candidate who says bad things and someone who does mean things, does bad things, and I got ripped by people. Trump has done some bad things. Well, there's a scale of bad things. There's a scale of bad thing.

Certainly. You know, if you're saying he's done some shady business deals, I would tell you, yeah, that's bad. Compared to, given to fucking selling out our uranium to the Russians who just pulled out of our nuclear treaty, I would say that's like, that's fucking, you know, peanuts compared to what we saw in these emails that Hillary did. And the problem is that people discount those emails, even though people were telling them, like myself, and that we agree on everything but this one thing.

We agree on everything but Hillary. You think I'm an asshole. Because we agree on on fucking gun laws, equal rights for equal pay, equality regardless of your race, your gender, your sexual orientation, protecting the environment, protecting animals, you know, freedom of speech. We agree on everything of that except for this one woman.

But because I don't agree on this one thing, I'm a fucking asshole. And that's really what people told me. And people go, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, oh, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, equal, equal, equal, equal, equal, equal, equal, equal, equal, equal, equal, equal, equal, equal, equal, equal, equal, equal, equal, equal, equal, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. th. th. thii-a, th. th. thioli-I. th. thiolioli-I, thi-I, thi,'t agree on this one thing, I'm a fucking asshole. And that's really what I people told me. And people go, oh dude, that Josh Wolf goes, dude, that tweet is dangerous. It's it's simplified and it's dangerous. I go, dude, I have 140 characters. Like how deep can I go on this tweet? Yeah, we shouldn't even be doing it. Yeah, you fucking, you refuse to admit you wanted to be right instead of do right and what would have been right is to tell Clinton you fucking sold the election from from Bernie and he should be the one running. And we saw it start, when we see it start, when we see it start, we saw it start

when he got in trouble for some hacking, remember he like hacked into Hillary's shit, and then it turned out it was an employee that Clinton had suggested to them? Do you remember that happened way early in the election and they were going to take away his right to see polling data? And you're like, that's when it started. It was McLevani, dude.

She fucking knee-capped him. Maccavillian. Maccavellian. Maccavellian? Macavillian. Okay. Most people who listen me don't even know what the fuck out. That is too. Yeah. And I'm not judging. I'm just like an idiot too. I'm just saying, what is it? What is it? Macavillian. There we go. It was just done purposely. It's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. th. thi. that. that's. Maccavillian. Macccue. Macccue. Macccce. Maccc. Macc. Macc. Macc. Macc. Macc. Macc. Macc. Macc. Macc. Macc. Macc. Macc. Macc. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th There we go. It was just done purposely. Yeah. And I didn't mean to insult anybody's insult that listen to this. I'm very thankful you listen to it. I'm just saying I barely know what I'm talking about. She's a political animal. She's a, no she's a, she's a, she's never see a candidate have both parties behind her, the media behind her, the fucking money behind her, the power behind, and lose. I can't stress

enough what an upset this is. Yeah. And everybody hates Trump. And I don't like Trump, but he basically showed us how corrupt the media is, how corrupt politics is, how dirty everything is. I mean, he won it in the faith. I like, dude, I wouldn't love to see Trump selling out arenas, Bernie selling out arenas, and a heavyweight fight between those two. But they didn't let us do it. And I got yelled by at this guy that, you don't understand this is how they treat women who run for politics.

I go, since since they never did that to Geraldine Ferraro. And since Geraldine Farrell, five women have run for either vice president or president. Michelle Bachman, Sarah Palin, this Michelle crazy chick who real-time ripped the shreds because she said she worshipped Satan at one point. She was a witch. Yeah, what's her name? Michelle something? Yeah, I don't even remember. And then you had Carly Friero, the, or Ferraro, the woman from Huerina.

Yeah, Filorino. And then you had Hillary Clinton. Those are the five. Are any of them are Republican. One Democrat. She didn't let other women run. Nope. She just locked it down. She actually held women back. If you really think about, there's Elizabeth Warren would have been amazing. That woman from Hawaii's great.

I mean, uh, what's her? Who is the head of the Democrats for a while? Not Barbara Boxer? the other one out of San Francisco? Oh, Feinstein? Yeah. Yeah. Barbara Boxer and Feinstein could have ran. They didn't, because Hillary had that shit down the lockdown. Because Hillary wanted to be the first female president.

And she wouldn't let anybody run. Now she's gone. Ding dog. It's got to go your media from the five major networks they're all owned by the same people you got to listen you got to listen man you got to be have your mind open dude so here we are dude I would like to look at I already talked about that but dude if you want to if you want to make history you got to have a bulletproof candidate Obama was a bulletproof candidate.

Obama was relatively bulletproof. He was inexperienced. You know why? Because he jumped so quickly forward. Yeah. He really didn't have a time to get dirty. He was a, what, one-term senator out of Illinois? And they just jumped. They still have happiness in their eyes. They didn't have to go through the evil-ass shit and they got right to it. Yeah. They got the prize early. Everybody else has to slug their way through and the only way you move up is if you show you play ball.

And I, dude, listen, at the end of the day I think Obama's the best president we've had. Now, there are things he didn't do well, and I will agree with that. The drone strikes? That's war criminal shit. Okay? A lot of people are upset about Obamacare. Well, let me tell you something. The high rates? That was going to happen, dude. When Obamacare passed, all the insurance companies, fucking stock prices just rose. Because everybody knew it was going to, because you weren't weren't gonna get young people to join it because young people think they're invincible. They all think they're X-men and they that was gonna happen. You knew it was gonna happen.

Yeah. You could put Santa Claus into the presidency and he would he would come out of war criminal. It is the evil, inherent evil of the position no matter who you put in there. Santa Claus, Captain Kangaroo, the dude who hosted blues clues, you name it, that dude is going to come out fucking evil. Yeah, no matter what decision you make, right or wrong, someone will die. Yeah. Thousands. But the problem is with Hillary, she loved that shit. We saw it in emails. She goes a lot of Syrians thians are going to die. Are you cool with that? You know, th. People people people people people people people people people people. the people. the people. the people. the people. th. th. the th. th. the th. th. the the the th. th. the th. th. the th. the the the th. the thoooooooooo. thoooo. the the th. the the their. their. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. theeeea. theea. theeeeeea. theeeeeeeee. the. the. th are going to die. Are you cool with that? You know people they want to listen. She's she was sucking fucking the Saudis at Qatar's dick. They gave a million dollars to the Clinton foundation. You know, they gave a million dollars. You got to pay that money back in fucking favor. And that's why we're in a proxy war right now within fucking Yemen.

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I'm going to do 10 more minutes and we'll get out of here. So you want to hear about China or do you want to hear about that fucking snake video? I mean, I can't watch back with you to China. China's incredible, dude. It's so funny. This goes back to the media and shit like that, how they paint them as horrible people. And yes, the Chinese government is not perfect. I'm not saying Chinese government's good people. People disappear, and then all of a sudden we have new organs

available for fucking buying. I get that, what's like to be an ex-pan China? It's Vegas minus the laws. Wow. I'm not lying to you. They pretty much have, their only law is don't hurt anybody. Don't murder anybody, don't rape anybody, don't punch anybody. If you don't do that, you can pretty much do whatever you want in China. If you're an alcoholic and you want to die of alcoholism, go to China. If you're an alcoholic and you want to die of alcoholism, go to China. I couldn't believe these guys drink like fishes every fucking night. Every night. And they drink for free. Because they're doing shows everywhere.

China is literally like Vegas without their laws. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. They put me, um, like, they put me in a haunted, this hotel, and I get there and it's literally, I'm not lying to you, a massage parlor. They put me in a hotel massage parlor, a haunted hotel massage parlor. Like dude, guys were coming in and out. I know when dudes are getting the hand jobs. I've been there, which I don't really, I paid for a hand job once. I'll never do it again. I'm like, why am I paying for this? I do this myself. Yeah. You ever been to a restaurant and you watch a dude order spaghetti? Like, what are you doing? You can make spaghetti? to you? the spaghetti? Oh, I'll fucking crack open a can for you. Yeah. And like I thought it was haunted. I heard shit.

And I was like yelling out, hey! Is anybody there? Like the door open? I'm like, hey! Who's there? And I realize if they're ghos, they're Chinese and they're only speak Chinese. That's true. So I'm yelling. they're they're they're they're they're their ghost their ghost their ghost their ghost their ghost their ghost. They's their ghost. They's their ghost. They's their ghost. They're their ghost. They're their ghost. They're their ghost. They're their ghost. They're ghost. They're ghost. They're ghost. They're their ghost. They're their ghost. They's they're they're they're their ghost. They's they're ghost. They're ghost. They're ghost. They're ghost. They're ghost. They're ghost. They're ghost. They're ghost. They're ghost. They're ghost. They're ghost. They're ghost. They're ghost. They're ghost. They're ch. They're ch. They're ch. They're ch. They're ch. They're ch. They're ch. They're ch. They're ch. They're chi. They're chi. They're chi. They're chi. They're chi. They're chan. They're chan. They're chan. They're chanist. They're chanist. They're chanist. They're chanist. They're chanist. They're chanist. They're chanist. They're chi. They're chtrue. So I'm yelling to them in English. Hey! And they're like, talka! And Shanghai has a very special Chinese. It's very loud. And it looks like people are just yelling at each other, but that's how they talk all the time. They're like a foot away from each other and they just scream. So and this is obviously the most stereotypical Chinese, fake. Bang God. And it just looks like they're like they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, th. And they're like, and they're like, and they're like, and they're like, and they're like, and they're like, and they're like, and they're like, and th. And, and th. And, and th. And, and th. And th. And, and th. And, and th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And, and th. And, and th. And, th. And thi. And they're just like, they're just like, they're like, like, they're like, they're like, like, they're like, they're like,! And it just looks like they're like, Are you hungry? Do you want subway?

And they're just like yelling in each other's faces. And by the way, everybody in China goes, your Chinese is really, your Chinese is really bad? I go, it's fake Chinese. They go, we know, and it's bad, fake Chinese. They go, you sound like our dads when they try to... I'm like, what do you want? I'm just trying to give you example of what I heard from the ghost, who have all probably got carpal tunnel syndrome from all the angry hand jobs they gave a Christmas pass. A bunch of handjob given ghosts running around. So they took me around. Like dude, and I drank, they took me to all the hot spots spots hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot to all the hot spots in China. I drank Chinese coffee at Starbucks. I had some great Chinese food at Kentucky Fried Chicken.

We're everywhere, dude. Yeah. It's everywhere. I had KFC in Cambodia. Yeah, right? And Burger King in Thailand. It's very weird because, like, I used to work at PFC&T. their, like, I used this, these business people coming in, we're going to take them to PFT. I'm like, why are you taking Chinese people to a Chinese

food restaurant? And I get it, because you want to taste your food what your food tasks like there. What's their interpretation of your food? live here? I could. Wow. Yeah, they showed the World Series games in China. I was watching it at a raging Cajun, Cajun food. I did stand up a place called Holopinos, which was a Mexican restaurant. Wow. All the chicks are hot. All the women over there just talk about sex non-stop. That's all they do. Everything's... I learned enough guys. No, they're too many guys. There's too many guys. If you're a chick over there, you're a fucking baller. Everybody fucking loves you. What else I want to talk about? I think that's it, dude. I don't think I got a lot talk about. Why do I feel like I just erased that?

Mother fucker, I did, look at that, you piece of shit. You piece of shit. Okay, so that was China's crazy, dude. China was fuck, I mean, like, dude, they took me to these ye gardens, which are like, two thousand years old. It's like, yeah, it's cool, to to to to to tha, it's cool, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, thi, look, thi, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I. I. I, th. I, th. I's, thi, thi, thi, that, that, that, that, that, that, that. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, like, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, th old. It's like, yeah, it's cool to see that shit. Everything translates, man. But then we go, so they have tier cities, right? One tier, two tiered, three tier.

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Yeah. Just imagine Myrtle Beach if it had 7 million people. And they are all Chinese. That's what Shaman was like. It's a beach town of seven million people. Wow. So when you live in China and you're there on a work visa or something, you have to leave the country if you're an expat every 60 days. Yeah, you have to leave, like kind of play tag with another country and come back. In Asia, yeah, you have to do that.

So my friend Barney Riviera, who's a comic out there, he's a Mexican in China and he literally gets hired by this Mexican restaurant to just hang out and talk Spanish on the microphone. It's literally like, you know, it's like when they hire Chinese people to work at Chinese restaurants out here, it's the same, to make it authentic and he has to talk. So he has th, you, you, you, th, th, to, to, th, th, th, to, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, that, that, that, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their thin, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, here, it's the same, to make it authentic. And he has to talk. So he has to, um, he has to go to Taiwan for like a brief, just tag Taiwan and come back. So, me and this female comic from Portland named Kirier, we have to go on our own. He literally just told us Find your way to the hotel why we go to Taiwan. Now I'm lucky Curie talks a little Chinese. I talk none.

I'm like, I don't know where the fuck we're going. So they're like, hey, we gotta find this hotel. We're saying a huge hotel. There's a problem with the hotel. It's in the back alley. This giant hotels in the back alley. Nobody knows where the restaurant is. I'm the hotel is.

Have you ever been in LA just walking? the is. I've lived there for 15 years. I don't know where certain things are in this building. Yeah. Yeah. The child, dude, they don't know where this back alley hotel is. This guy was standing in front of the hotel. this guy was standing in front of the hotel.

We asked him, do you know where this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this hotel this hotel is this hotel is this hotel is this hotel is this hotel is this hotel is this hotel is this hotel is this hotel is this hotel was standing in front of the hotel. He sent us down the alley. He was in front of it. That's so funny. So they put us in this taxi. The girl woman goes, do you know where this hotel is? The woman goes, yes, the female taxi is. Curie is a feminist, she's like, see, we got a female to do it. Females know what's up. This woman had thia the the their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. That's, th. th. their. their. their. their. their. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. C. It's. C. It's. C. It's. It's. C. It's like. C. It's. C. It's. It's. It's. It it. Females know what's up. This woman had no clue where she was going.

I'm like, how's your feminism now? So we go, she just like, we drive to like this main area, the downtown of Shaman. We're like, we're lost. What do we see? A Starbucks? I'm like, just go in there. Let's just go in Starbucks and I felt I'm gonna end up living in Starbucks I'm gonna be Tom Hanks from Terminal I'm gonna be in my phone doesn't work I can't get on the phone here I'm gonna end up living in fucking the Starbucks and

shaman never ever ever leaving this place probably getting Curie pregnant raising a family here never leaving the Starbucks ever in my life just going outside outside while they close and when they reopen, go back inside. That's because I had no clue where the fuck we were. Little did I know that we were a block away from our hotel. Dude, it's crazy dude. And I'm an old man. Like everybody wants to go out because I know, they're like you wanna go out, I know you guys are gonna be out till four or five in the morning. No, I wanna go to fucking sleep. I'm three days back, I still haven't caught up on my sleep.

Oh yeah, I'm stak-itak, it's a while. Right? It's unful. It's unful, All right, I want to talk about lizards. I watch X-Men Apocalypse. You watch that? No. That is unbelievable that someone thought that that movie was okay to put out. I'm telling you it is the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. But Jennifer, what's her name? Lawrence? It's just... J-Law? She's so fucking hot. It's so unbelievable. But I don't even give you...

Like, who's the Margaret, what's her name that was in Suicide Squad? Margot Robbie? Margo Robbie? Is she the worst actress you've ever seen your life? I haven't seen too much with her in it, to be honest. You didn't, hey, really their I didn't even see that movie. It's bad. Yeah, that's what I heard. It's bad. I mean, they really blew a chance to do something amazing.

Margo Robbie is what happens if you took an Instagram model and gave her an A-list actor's career. She is the, she is so hot that nobody gives a shit that she cannot act. She can't act. She is pretty fucking Does she even Instagram model hot though? She is pretty fucking hot dude. I mean she ruined, she's ruined two of, two of Will Smith's movie. I don't know why he, he's done two movies with her. The first movie he did with her was the first time in all of his life and like he was on a role of like, like 10 number one movies in a row. He didn't movie with her.

It was the first time that he didn't get a number one movie. It was unbelievable. It was terrible. Yeah. Like, 10 minutes in, I'm not. What was it called? What was it called? Oh, God, it was something stupid.

Yeah, it was just dumb. Also I want to tell to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to be the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their the the their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the....... the..... tean.................. te.. te.... tell everybody who's yelling at me about being on my phone during the end of the world podcast. I was checking results. I wanted to see if Prop 60 passed. That's all. Which it did. Thank God. I'm really upset the death penalty thing didn't pass. I mean, dude. It's not about, it did. No, they, it's still. got repeal? At the end of the night, yeah, it did. Hold, there's no death penalty in California. Are you telling me that? I think so. Look it up.

I think you're wrong. I think it passed. It should, dude. We don't need a death. to have a million. horrible. Her acting was so bad, but she's so hot. Some fucking directors like, I don't give a shit. I gotta look at this chick. Like, imagine that's how hot you are. You are, your, your facial structure is so symmetrical that people want to give you millions of dollars to work with them. Jeffer Lawrence can act. Yeah. Margot, Robbie, cannot.

Well, guys. How was this one? I felt this was the better one of the last three I've done. I think the last two before this were just weird. Ah, I had a great time. If you're in Vegas, come see me, man. Friday Saturday night, I'm gonna be on Jason L's show tomorrow. Subscribe to my YouTube channel. YouTube.com backslash Sam Triply.

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