Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - Safe Space With Sam Tripoli Ep 24: Dumb Vs Evil

Episode Date: November 15, 2016

Welcome to my rant podcast. On this episode I discuss: 1) The Naughty Show in Vegas 2) Protesting the Election 3) UFC 205 4) Dave Chappelle on SNL 5) I answer your questions

I get a feeling there's gonna be a riot. It is time for safe space. My new name for this podcast, the All Brandt podcast. Thank you guys to tune in. I'll get into why I want to change the name. I just want to change the name. I just like safe space. I saw it the other day somebody's writing about, Bob, oh God, the safe space. So I'm like, you know what, I like the name. I just like safe space. I saw it the other day somebody's writing a bob-bob. Oh God, I have a safe space. So I'm like, you know what? I like that name. This is a safe place to talk mad shit. That's what the point of this podcast is. Does anyone care? So thanks to doing in man. I'm very excited. to be back in studio with my good friend. Aaron. Aaron. Aaron. Aaron? Uh, you know, I went to a funeral. That was no- That's rough. How old are you, Aaron? May I ask?

34. 34. They start, people start, your heroes start the pass away. I hate to say, 2016, the Reaper man. Seriously. I mean, just can we get this over with? But I do have to, I do have a problem with people saying 2016 is the worst year ever, because I got married and that was pretty cool. That is cool. I mean if you, offset, I mean it's like yeah we've lost all these great musicians but Aaron got married. That's really the argument.

I played Prince at the, at the, at the funeral, that'dthose guitar keyboards and you just start going purple rain and you just start gyrating in front of everybody and for a second they forgot their loss no no we played several Prince songs at the at our wedding reception the drink was based on Prince it was also so you're a big Prince fan yeah yeah I mean I think everybody is to a point if you're a fan of cool things yeah that feel do you think he was a power top or a hungry bottom? A little both? Yeah. I think he just like to have fun. Yeah. Hey guys, really excited this week I am in at the comic strip in Edminton. I got a lot of nice new stuff I'm going to talk about. I would love to have you there. Please show up. Please come. Go to uh, I don't know, I, I, the the the the comic. I, the comic. the comic. the comic. the comic. the comic. the comic. the comic. the comic. the comic. the comic. the comic. the comic. the comic. the comic. the comic. the comic. the comic. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to to to to top topo topo topo topo. topo. top. to. to have you there. Please show up. Please come, go to, I don't know, the comic strip.C.A.

I don't know what you fucking Canadians do with your web domain names, but you know, so just do the comic strip, Edmonton, look at me. And of course, you're using my picture from 10 years ago, when I look like a young young hopeful magician out of Reno. That picture will haunt me. Stop using it. Please Lord. And then I will be at the comedy. I want to say cafe. Oh the comedy bar in Chicago first weekend in December. Shout you boy come hang out come get some and then the following week We will be back in Las Vegas at the naughty show we had a great week I'll get into that too

Why do I change the name of the podcast why not I don't know I like twisted but I really like safe space I just think it's a cool name? I just think it's a cool name. I want safe space with Sam Tripoli because I just hate the thought of safe spaces. I hate the thought of adults being angry at words. I can't stand this like grown-ups like on Facebook emotionally throwing up on their keyboards. You're, I mean you debate these people and they're just like, well, aren't you an angry guy? No, man, if facts are angry, yes, I'm the fax. I'm dropping facts. You're, running, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thought, I the thought, I the thought, I the thought, I the thought, I the thought, I the thought, I the thought, I the thought, I the thought, I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tha, I tha, I thathea, I thathea, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, I that, I that, I you an angry guy? No, man, if facts are angry, yes, I'm angry. I'm dropping facts. You're running around like a chicken wood cut off.

Swung guy's like, oh, I hope you enjoy the presidency. I'm not gonna waste my time. I go, don't waste your energy. You're gonna need it because you're running around like a chickenwood's head cut off. It doesn't matter, it, it doesn't matter. to. to. to. to. to. I like the namesay space. I'll work with it. We'll grow it. We'll have fun. Why do I have my glasses on? Sorry about that. I had a great weekend in Vegas, man. Cool. Dude, I am on the biggest jumbotron in Vegas. Yeah. It's huge.'s fucking huge. I mean dude, it's on the front jumbo tron of Planet Hollywood. We were walking with Dain Day and Day. He's like, oh my god she looks up big, naughty show on the jumbo tron. They got three

jumbotrons, it just rotates on all three. Nice. It is so cool to see that. I've always visioned that, I visualize that. I visualize that and it happened. And it was so cool to see. And that runs every day over and over again. Which picture of you are they using? They're using the, uh, if you go, they cut, they cut, they cut, they cut, they cut, they cut down the naughty show experience video off of YouTube, I sent to them, and they edited it down.

They took out Whitney Cummings. I go, if you show, if Whitney drives behind and she sees her picture on there, I'm gonna get my asshole ripped. So I had her edited out, I had her edited out. And now it's right, and dude, it's just, I mean, it's so big. thii. I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the, the, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. I, th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. If, if, th. I th. I th. If, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, th. If. If. If. If. If. If, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, th. If, took, took, th. If, th. If, th. If, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. took, th. th. took, took, th. took, took, th. down there, they show a picture of the amount of Jumbotron, and it's very cool. I very much, I get that feeling. It's, I remember the first, it's so interesting, dude. Vegas is the first place I started doing stand-up.

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Wow. And he, Stanham's so funny because Stam would do anything for a joke, that was what he used to be known as. Like, if he thought I could get a joke out of it, he would do it. And he once did gay phone sex on acid. He dropped acid and he knew some guys who did gay phone sex, so he went and he did it. And he had this great joke about how he's telling this guy he wanted his big black dick to just open him up and make his asshole look like an empty manage jar with a fucking, with a knife just ringing around the corner.

He's so good right? Yeah. Um, so it's punk rock comedy and that's kind of the naughty show and we had our best weekend yet. Great. And it's very interesting because I mean like, I, within Planet Hollywood, I am like the 20th show there. Within the malls and everything, there's about 20 shows. I'd say, oh maybe that's exaggeration. 10, 12. I mean, there's a lot of shows. There's also a lot of sweet jackets to look at. A lot of sweet jackets. A lot of fun. Like Dana will go off gambling and this gorgeous cougar from Ohio just started talking to me. And I'm not lookingto get you know cheat on Dana but I mean it's just fun to hit on people and just

use your Kung Fu but you never would want to do anything but she said I mean then Dana walked up and I wasn't even doing anything I was just talking and you all make me feel like she just caught you balls deep you like oh you know I want to be Kobe and put a $3 million ring on her finger because I thought maybe So it was really cool, dude We had more we sold more tickets for a weekend than we have ever and Jocelyn Sharp the very funny comic out of Vegas is the head of the social media and street team and she's street teaming it and It was great dude. Flashlight shout out to our good friends of fleshlight Christina K at Fleshlight got us a bunch of fleshlight. the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thu thu- thu- thu- thu- thu- thu- thu- thu- thu- tho- thu- thu- it thu- it's thu- it's thu- it's thu- it's tho. It's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th-it th-it th-it th-it th-it thu-it tho's really tho's really tho's really tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho's really tho's really tho's really it was great dude. Fleshlight, shout out to our good friends of Fleshlight, Christina K at Fleshlight, got us a bunch of Fleshlights

and we gave away and a listener who listened to actually Punch Junk, I won it and it was great dude. I mean I was on fire this weekend. It was so much fun. I just love creating a room where you can talk mad shit. So the rooms were packed and that was really great. That's very, but Friday night was a little slower than, that Saturday night was a little slower than Friday night

because there was a giant Trump protest that walked right down the middle of Vegas Boulevard right about 30 minutes before a show was supposed to start. That's not even where his hotel is. That's not even where his hotel is. It's like, like, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, that's like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th our show is supposed to start that just stopped all traffic. That's not even where his hotel is. It's like, but it's like, here's my problem with these protests. You're protesting in cities that voted for Hillary. Like what are you doing? That's like going to Burger Kane yelling, I love whoppers!

You know, like, yeah, we get it. We get it. We like whoppers too, that's why we work here. We like whoppers. That's that we get it. You're, it's an echo chagin. You're just yelling, you're preaching to the choir. You want to show me how much balls you got? You go Trump fucking protests. How about Dayton, Florida? I mean Dayton, Ohio. You ever been to Dayton, Ohio? That's what I call ghetto country. That's where like hood, mother fucking farmers live. Like they listen to hip hop, but they walk around in flannels and have mullets. I used to breakdance with a mullet. That was ghetto country way back the day. Dude, those people will shoot you.

I mean, if you're going to protest, protests in places that didn't vote for them. Don't be, I mean, you're, what kind of protest where they... And if you're going to protest, man, I was like, if you're going to protest in LA, do it by the best thi. Let's th- do it by th- th, fuck Trump, boo, Xbox! I need the players! I need the virtual reality machine! Go, boo, Trump! I just like you're gonna do it, do it there. Take that shit there. I just gotta know how quiet is it at the Clinton Foundation right now. You think any of the phones are at all ringing at all? Nothing. I bet you everybody there secretly just like updating their resume, huh? Destabilize Latin America to help bring a come, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Chelsea, Clinton just walk around and go, look busy! Look, I know the phones aren't ringing right now, but they're gonna start. Look busy, you know? If you're standing up, you can clean up.

Look busy. Mom's gonna come back here and you don't want to hurt her feelings. Look busy, everybody. It is quiet at the Clinton Foundation. Yeah, yeah. I think, I mean, dude, this, and this is my last round in the election. Aaron, this is it. This election, dumb. Dum, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dude, this, and this is my last round in the election. Aaron, this is it. This election, dumb, be evil. Drop the mic, walk out.

That's it. Dumb beat evil, man. That's really what it is. Idiots, idiots, idiots, idiots, idiots, idiots, everyone. And dude, Obama just said, and we all know he's black Jesus, just said Trump is the new president, is the next president, let's stop doing this dumb shit. It's over. Saros, what's his name, Greg Saros? What's his name, Seros? The billionaire Greek guy? Everybody thinks he's funding these protests. Go away! Everyone's pissed at the Russians, but we're fine with some Greek fucks? If you got paid to protest, more people to be doing it. What you think they're doing a casting? Was it LA casting? Hey if you are, you're looking

for extra work, if you want to walk down the streets of fuck traffic up, 50 dollars in the sandwich. Do that shit on slossing, I say it all the time. I don't understand when you protest and you stop traffic how you think people are going to be cool with your cause. If you want to protest, go fix their house, mow their lawn. Black lights matter. What do you do? Black lights matter and moan the lawn. You know what?

Thank you. Thank you. You can be protesting for the legalization of marijuana and handing out joints, but if you're stopping traffic, no. Yeah, nobody's gonna get behind you. Yeah, no. If you're fucking AIDS walks all the time in LA. Everyone's walking for AIDS. You know, you think I'm gonna feel bad? It just took me two hours to get a latte. Go fuck yourself. I don't give a shit. Stop it. Okay. Anyways, back to the Final Things Election. Dave Chappell did Saturday Night Live. You see that? You hear about it? I haven't seen it yet. No.

I saw that Hillary. Uh, Hallaue thing though. Yeah, what did you think of that? Kate McKinnon's fucking great. She's awesome. She's awesome. Do you think she's just crying because she's not going to be able to be that. She's like, next four years, baby, gonna be doing this impression. Nothing. Yeah. Nothing.

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lot now. A lot. You're like, ah, it's movie magic. Keep the plot moving, go. You know. I want to go see Dr. Strange. Have you seen that? No. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I th. Yeah. I th. I th. Yeah. I th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th want to go see Dr. Strange. Have you seen that? No. I hear it's phenomenal. Yeah, I'm gonna go. I'm going to see, tonight, I'm going to see, I'll get in that later. So Dave Chappell does a show. Dave Chappell did a bit, I've been doing almost verbatim. Oh wow. And it's like, obviously it's parallel thinking. I've had that with a couple people I've had it with Doug Stanhope I've had it with Joe Rogin we parallel thinking yeah yeah but the problem is they're all bigger names than me and I lose the bit yeah I can never I had the bit about the the Orlando shooter going to a gay club and he yelled ISIS everyone's like he's in ISIS he yelled ISIS I'm like dude I yell wutang all the time doesn't mean I'm in the wo wo wo woe the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm th th th th th th th. I th. I th. I'm th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I'm th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. th. th. th. th. the. th. the. I'm thi. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm yelled ISIS. I'm like, dude, I yell Wu Tang all the time. Doesn't mean I'm in the Wu Tang clan. And I did the whole bit about being on grinder, going undercover, fucking dudes in the ass,

sucking ticks, like, how deep undercover are you? Did all that. And he said the M-word, and he said giving hand jobs on Saturday Night Live. Like, how crazy is that? Well, it's after hours you can. You don't think that's weird. I'm not for it. I'm the guy's been dirty since the 90s. I'm for it.

It's after 11.30 p.m. It should be fine. I think it should be fine. You should think, so Aaron, you're on the record saying there should be fisting on TV after after midnight. I'm cool with that. I mean, if I was 16 going up right now, if you're sufficed Russian girls ass, I'm cool. That's where we're going, bro, if you're cool at that. No, I don't care. Dude, words are words.

I hate beeping of words. Yeah. Don't beep the word. We know what you said. It doesn't make, oh thank God I didn't hear, I know what you said, but thank God, my little tender ears didn't hear you say fuck and I just heard, peep instead. We know what you're saying. Nobody cares. So I lost a bit. I lost a bit.

I'm going to miss it. It's a good bit. It makes me sad. It was a fucking great bit when I came up with it. And then I remember I'm leaving the comedy store and Marilyn Rice Cups like, "'Sop, stop! I'm like, what? Dave Chappelle just did your bet!

I'm like, thank you, Marylin, I appreciate that. What do you want me to run on stage and say something? Not that she was doing that, she was just trying to tell me, but what tho, what, what, what, what, what, and what, and what, and what, and what, and what, and what, and what, and what, and what, and what, and what, and what, and what, and what, and what, and what, and what, and what, and what, and what, I, I, I, I could do. Especially with new Jack Chappelle? Do I want to fuck with HCH Chappelle? I thought he looked a little different. Yeah dude. It's like when you, Ollie, he does stand up that's an hour a night. He's not doing it every night. He's doing it once or twice a week, maybe.

Only an hour? No, no, it's your pal. It's three hours. Yeah. Right? So, he's bored. He got a lot of downtime. So he's just like Carrotop, just getting bored and just A-Shu.

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That's the best advice I can give you build up, YouTube page as you do building your Twitter followers and your Instagram followers. If you put all your energy into YouTube, you'll blow up. If you can get a hundred thousand followers on YouTube, you're cooking with gas. You will get booked at it anywhere you want. That's kind of what I'm trying to do, man. This video will go on there. I'm just trying to build it. But it's like, so I'm doing the show, and the naughty show in Vegas, it's going,

Gooch has me on his radio show, we promote show, we give away a couple tickets. Some people get, these two people in the front row show up, four of them. They all look like they're like, from the nightmare before Christmas, like their characters from them. They're just like, the best way to describe them is Goth Hillbilly. Hmm. Goth Hillbilly.

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sexy bitches does anyone do croft maga god god this time flies over having fun I'm gonna talk about two more things. So anyways, so Aaron, let me talk to you. Sure. I have an album, I was going to put out a double album on the side and not to. I like, I like the idea. A double album? I do. It's just. The way you're doing it, not just a double album, but like. I just don't think I can I can th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th I can't th thi I can't thi I can't thi I can't thi I can't thi. I can't thi. I can't thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thin. I'm thi. I'm thin' thin' th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I'm th. I'm. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm t. I'm too. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just too. I'm try. I'm try. I'm try. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th.think I can get it. It's just like this guy who's editing my shit. He's telling me I have an extra fucking track and I just can't find it and I just don't want to put it out. I don't know how it's it's an extra track. So maybe I'll just hold off. Because I wanted to get it out before Christmas and it's just not going to happen. So if I put out a double elbow and it's going to be after after after after after after after after after after after after after after after after after after after after after after after after after after after after after after after the the the thian. If I put out a double elbow and it's going to be after January. So basically, I don't want to get too much into the actual specifics of who it is, but I'm looking at a couple record labels and the deals just suck.

They suck. But I'm so tired of doing DIY shit. I'm always doing Boba Fet, man. I'm my own, I'm a lone assassin. I wanna stop being Rudolph, I wanna play in the reindeer games. Let me be in. So do I take the shitty deal and have them put out my album? Or do I put it out on my own?

And I do it by myself. It's like they own the rights to it. It's like I get paid way down the line. It's just like... Yeah, that's rough. It's rough. Do I play the game? I'm like, I'm just tired of being on the outside.

You know? And at this day and age, you're really not going to make a lot of money off your CDs. You just kind of put them out as a fucking calling card So people can see how hard you rock and then the club goes how many CDs got out this would be the third if I put out double them there'll be four You know I don't fucking know man. It's weird. It's like this town is all about you you get get fucked until you can fuck. Until you can fuck people, you get fucked, right? It's weird. And not that these guys are bad people,

oh, it's just they have a business model, it's working for them. That's what they work. And that's the deal. Do you want access to what they do? And then you gotta kind of play a little game. There are nice people. There the the the deal, th the deal? I don't know, man. I'm just tired to doing everything, everything I do is on my own. I'm a lone assassin dog. I don't mind it. I just, that's how I've always been, I was thinking about that the other day when I was thinking of just my comedy career and like how I have my name on this Jumbotron at the Hard Rock and I remember only like a mile away, two miles away, my name was on

my first marquee there and it was a show that I developed which has always been my thing, always developing and producing my own shows. I've always been DIY. I was DIY before it was DIY. Because I just, I'm just, I have a, first of all, I have crippling social anxiety. Like I can, I just freak out. I cannot hang out in an environment. Like I can do a stand-up, like I talked to Russell Peters, he says he's gonna put me in his next arena show. I go, just give me five minutes of that. I just want to feel it. I want to know what it's like to play like to play like to play like to play like to play like to to to to to to the like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I'm, I've, I've, I've, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, th, just, just, just, just, just, just, th, just, th, just, thi, thi, I'm, thi, I go just give me five minutes of that I just want to feel it I want to know what it's like to play a fucking arena right yeah I'm sure it's it's got to be chaos yeah yeah but I just want to feel it I just want to feel it um

but it's like I can play an arena but then I I, if you put me in front of a, you know, in a cocktail party of like 40 people, I'm freaking the fuck out. To the point where people think I'm like, I'm standoffish because I just can't hang out. I just have crippling social anxiety. So it's like, that's a big reason why I produce my own shit that I don't have to talk to people. I can just do my own thing. So that's the thing.

What do I do? Do I play ball or do I not play ball? Or do I not play ball? Because I think I can get it up to number one, you know, and then they'd be like, oh, you did really well. It's doing an hour special with you. Then go back and do, because didn't Jay Larson just put out an album? Yeah. With All Things Comedy? No.

Who do they, who do it with? Who do it with himself? No, it might be another distributor. And now he's going to film an hour, there's no way. I mean maybe he does have two hours that he hasn't done. He's probably doing the best. He's doing the best of the best. He's doing the best of the best of the best. He's doing the best. He's doing the best. That's how you should do it. So that's what I'm into. I would love to know what everybody thinks. Let's get into, it's very weird, I don't necessarily want to talk sports on this podcast, but I would like to talk a little. We'll go through real

quick. UFC 205, did you see it? No. Really? Yeah. You just have no desire, being on punch drunk all the time. That's all I know about it is punch drunk. You know a lot then because that's we we educate. Yeah, yeah, we educate the fucking masses talk. Yeah, but beyond that I have no. Well, just let you here's a funny thing. And I'm talking about on the podcast around but 205 was a big success. A huge success. It was like very rarely do the big cards match the hype because it's usually stacked and people are so nervous to get knocked out they they fight more not to to lose than the win and they're

very tentative and it gets boring yeah not this not this card people knocking each other the fuck out it was everything my god Misha Tate retired I'm watching her fight every time Misha Tate retired, I'm watching her fight. Every time Misha Tate got punched in the face, my dick cried a little bit. Just cried. Yeah. She's too hot. You're like, nah! You know, and it's just the way women are. Like, they want to have kids. She's 30 now. She wants to have some kids. That's how it is. That's how you've seen actresses. They get big, and th, I I I I I I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I that, I that, I th, th, th, thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I th, I th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi,. That's how it is. That's how you've seen actresses. They get big and then they hit like that 30, 32, 33 age and they want to have kids and then they disappear for a while

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have a third fight and it's gonna be fucking huge it's gonna be fucking huge how did the second one end was it a knockout or no it was they went to the judges yeah dude here's the thing about McGregor you're gonna have to knock them out or choke them out you will never win unless you absolutely dominate them it to be almost impossible to win a judge's decision against McGregor. He's just too important to the UFC. Now he's asking for a piece of the pie. How do you feel about that? I mean, that seems weird. That does seem weird. That does seem weird. I don't know if I go that far. Because he's like, I mean, dude, if he took a break? I, I, I, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the th. the the the to the th. to thi thi took, the took the the took took the the thi thi thi took. the tooke took, to the to to to to to to to took, that seems weird. That does seem weird. I don't know if I go that far.

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Like he's jumping up and down from weight classes. Like that's amazing. Rhonda Rousy has ran from Cyborg. I still think they got give her a 145 division. Give her the 145 division. Why not? Why not, man? Just tell her stop calling out Ronda. they got give her a 145 division give her the 145 division why not why not why not man just tell her stop calling out Rhonda Rousie told her to the fights on her penna here's the thing about pena she is a

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that. Yes she did steroids but she gets tested like everybody else. She's insane. She's an incredible fighter. Um, gotta be honest with you, I feel really bad for Chris Wideman. I mean, dude, loses the fight. He campaigned for MMA in New York. Got it. Got put on the card. I thought I had the fight going. And Wideman always does these gambles. He shot, like, you know, against rock hard, he did a swinging, he did a roundhouse kick, got caught, got ground and pound knocked out.

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Uh, so that's it. And then Connor McGregor. Oh, yeah. Then you had Joanna Champion. Literally, I mean, she won, but she got the shit kicked out of her by the other Polish fighter. Her face literally looked like a Romulan after. She looked like straight out of Star Trek.

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And then, Connor McGregor, the hype's real. Is he one of the Grace ever? Not yet. But he's there. He's in the discussion. You're a two-division champ. You beat, you beat Jose Aldo who had lost in a decade and you go in there and beat Eddie Alvarez in New York. Eddie Alvarez is a warrior, but I knew what's going to happen, man. You see them standing together for Eddie Alvarez was so small compared to Connor McGregor. And we saw what happened. Eddie had the leap in to try to hit him

Because his reach wasn't big enough You know, it's so interesting guys counter goes up in weight class. He seems to get bigger Whereas Frankie Eggers the exact opposite where every time he drops away class he seems to get smaller Frankie Eggers never the bigger fighter and no matter what fight class he fights it It's almost like he's one of those Russian salt shakers where you open it. There's a little more Russian, a little smaller Russian. That's a Frank Yeager. It's like, oh, I'm going to 145, open him. Here's a smaller Egger. Oh, I'm going to fight in your home city.

The pressure, like, why I mean getting knocked out like that is when I went back to UNLV and did stand up. And they hated me. I basically got almost booed off stage. And I literally walked about 200 freshmen. Like, right out of high school freshmen. What do I have to talk to these assholes about? They've all been in their safe space. Safe space. But they look good.

They do. They're very track. All right. Real quick, we're going to end the show on I'm going to take your questions. Here we go. All right. Let's get into these questions. the questions, dog. It's question time. It's time for questions. You got your questions. I'll answer them. It's question time. It's time for questions. It's time for questions.

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And then when I wake her up, she growls at me, and then Dana yells at me, don't wake her up, she's trying to sleep. I'm like, I pay the fucking bills here. What am I, my dad? I'm the fucking suddenly my dad. I'm yelling at my dog, whoop, when you pay for your bills, you can sleep how you want to. It's ridiculous. So no, putty, you can't. All right, is it a safe space anywhere away from, uh, Polox and sneaky, I never true, thatthat's just rude Steve the Messiah

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You think your grandpa? Anybody gave a fuck about your grandpa's feelings? You don't think they called me an idiot at work all the time? What'd your grandpa do? Smile, smirk, or punch the guy in the face. Oh, by the way, almost gotten fight the other day. Oh. So I'm trying to go up to Charlie who's editing my CD. I try to go up his to Hill to get to him. And there's a space between the car, the car, the car, I the car, I the car, I, I, I, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, I, I. th, I. th off. I'm like, dude, stop. So that one parking out here, tink, tink, tink, tank. And I'm like, what the fuck is that? I look and I notice the guy behind me is throwing pennies at my car. I'm like, uh, now Triply's gonna have too, he. Hea, he. Hea, he. Hea, to have to have to have to have to have the to have to have to have to have to have to have to have the to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have the the the to tip. I, he. I, he. I, he. I, he. I, he. I, he. I, he. T, he. T, he. T, he. T, he. T, he. T, he. T, he. T, he. T, he. T, he. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. I'm. T. I'ma. T. I'ma. T. T. T. I'ma. T. T. T. I, t. I, t. I, t. I, t. I, t. I, t. I go, what the fuck man, quit the shit. And I drive in and my car,

I drive my car into the gas station, he pulls and I'm like, oh we're about to do this. I got my car, he gets out, he's huge. Like, he's like a six, eight black guy. And like I'm like I'm fighting a tower. He just keeps going to. I'm like, you know, they man, this is gonna get bad, but he's throwing shit in my car. I go, what the fuck man? He goes, dude, I'll fucking kick your ass. I'm like, whatever you want to do, dude, not think of that at all, hoping to God somebody will jump in. But guess what? Nobody breaks up fights anymore. You know why?

They're too I got the only six-eight black guy who's happened to be flaming gay that has road range. So he comes up to me, he's like, fuck you bit and he pushed me. I'm like, oh I know some people push. They don't want to fight. No. They just want to and I go, okay Sam. I can either, you could either talk mad shit kicked Armo crazy and get the fucking shit kicked out of you or you can just explain this off and this other guy that I knew from some AA meetings was talking this guy down and I'm like to be quiet and then I walked to my car and I realize I have a bat in my

car and I'm like if it keeps crazy I'm gonna pull this bat I go to find a bat Dana moved the bat all the way to the back trunk, right by where the guy is. Don't, ladies, don't move your fucking boyfriend's weapons from their car. They're there for a reason, were they to kick ass? So in case a six foot a black guy, who's flaming gay wants to shove up his ass, make him feel better, okay? So that's, that was that. So my point is, just because your feelings are hurt doesn't mean you could scorch the earth. I love Steve, and that's all I gotta say. Um, content political side, do you find it troubling that the Russians successfully intervened in the US election, and that's from Michael Jhawk. Michael, I don't. It's ridiculous that people that people that people that people that people that people that people that people that people that people that people that people that people that people that people that people that people that's ridiculous that's ridiculous that's ridiculous that's ridiculous that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thiiiolioliolioliolioliolioliolioliol-c. the the the th. the the th. the th. their th. their thoooooooooooooo' is. that's that's that's that's that's th. th. election and that's from Michael J. Hawk. Michael, I don't.

It's ridiculous that people are still calling this Russian ship. First of all, there's no proof of it. One, and two, by acknowledging and saying it's the Russians, they're acknowledging that the emails are real. You should be more concerned about what's in the emails than who released them. And I'll say one more time for the last time, to get mad at the Russians or whoever released the emails, to get mad at them is like getting mad at the LAPD because OJ killed two people.

You should be more mad at what is in the emails than who released the emails. That's my last take on that one. White women in the 30s turning political correctness in the fascism, 100%. It's new McCarthyism, man. McCarthyism was a bunch of people trying to play ball with McCarthy, running around, accusing everybody of being a communist off a hunches, not based on any facts, trying to ruin their lies and get them fired from their jobs, which is exactly what people do on Twitter and Facebook with political correctness.

Because you did a tweet that people didn't like, all of a sudden they're going to call you a racist. And it's there's no bad, at least McCarthy was an elected official, not anybody with a fucking Twitter handle can call anybody anything. And that's where we live in. And it's ridiculous. Uh, Newt Gingrich is also talking about bringing back the House on American Committee. So there's a real McCarthyism as well. New Gingrude needs to get, I'll kick that fucking Jack of Lander's fucking ass.

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that you can discuss the emails. Because of discuss Trump, without discussing why people rejected Hillary, it's a wasted argument. You can't, don't, just don't come at me with your feelings are hurt. Oh, well enjoy, blah, blah, blah, I mean like for every bad thing Trump did, there's a video of Hillary I'd doing the exact same thing.

And dude, and you know what, maybe we needed this, maybe we needed this, maybe we needed this, fucking idiot to get elected so that liberals stop with the sensitivity and get to the real issues. Stop crying about your feelings getting hurt. Nobody fucking cares. As long as you're not hurting people, stealing any from people and not harming children,

we shouldn't give a shit what you're doing. You don't like other people, I don't give a fuck, but don't pass laws. That's it. It's just like, I'm'm a liberal I'm liberal across all the boards I Hillary Clinton sold us out and she got caught and that's the end of it Russians have nothing to do with this you should be more mad that uh... blah blah blah How critical is Congolegas in an emotionally healthy relationship? I think you got to eat your girl's pussy once in a while. If you like it. If you like eating pussy, some guys

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Only good looking people getting into this VIP party. No ugly people only sexy. Claire is pretty hot. You guys go to generosity. Go to the don't let them take Claire and donate five bucks Keep a hot chick in here now. The truth is if she really wanted to stay she would sugar daddy it That's sugar dating now. It's sugar dating which is a nice way saying I'm I'm a escort, but I'm not a hooker. We cuddle first. You're paying for the cuddle, the pussies for free. That's really what sugar dating is. That's how women are.

Sugar dating is completely legal. Prostitution illegal. Because why? Prostitution is when guys want it. Any, sugar dating is when women need something. So they put it out so that's legal But prostitution illegal Where's your head?

Where's your hat? Nope, nobody's with me on that one. Okay. So uh one more question that we're out Will you do a show in see me valley? Yes hire me Biggest let down and positive experience you with a person you looked up to. I don't know, man. I think I've never really been let down by anybody. I kind of like, you gotta know what you're getting into with people.

I'm gonna be honest with you, I kind of said that Mark Marron's never had me on this podcast. He offered to me a bunch of times when it first started. Now every time I ask him to do it, he's like, ah, I can't get it. I'm like, okay dude. I'm not gonna fucking ask you anymore. Uh, that's about it, oh, I want to really quick say, thank you to Pamela Anderson. I want to get into this real, one more thing about the Russian emails. And then, th, th, th, minutes The Russian emails everybody's calling Russian emails in the league listen dude whistleblowers like this don't do it for the money Okay, you think Edward Snowden did it for money he's in reason. He's banished the fucking Russia I dude if Obama wants to go out the greatest president ever, he should, he should pardon Snowden. If he did that, everyone would be, Hail!

Black Jesus! He would do that. And you think Julian Assange wants to live in a fucking closet? Where is he in Sweden? No, he's in the Ecuadorian embassy in London. Yeah, you think he wants that? You think he wants to live there? No.

How many rubles would it take for you to live in a fucking closet for years on end? There's not enough rubles in the world. And they're rubles, right? Russians have rubles? Yeah. Right? How many run? The only saving grace is that Pamela Anderson keeps going over to his house. Thank you, Pamela Anderson, huh? Thank you for bringing that sweet 2002 snatch you got that was hot back in 2002. Poor Julian inside's, now he's got all fucking Tommy Lee. It's probably cannonballing into that pussy. But fuck it, man, thank you.

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