Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - "Tin Foil Hat Live!" #5: Near-Death Plane Shifting + Heaven's Location + Demonic Eyes?
Episode Date: January 23, 2024This week we take calls on the possibility of shifting planes instead of dying, speculation at where heaven might be, a caller's incredible life story, and the creepy inhuman eyes of an acquaintence o...f someone who just accepted Jesus. If you want to Leave a message for TFH Live! please call 323-825-9010. Please support The Chaos Twins Indiegogo. Join the Army Of Chaos: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/chaos-twins-1-by-sam-tripoli-paranoid-american--2/coming_soon/x/5548203 Want to see Sam Tripoli live? Get tickets at SamTripoli.com:  Jan 16th: Comedy Chaos Live At The Comedy Store https://www.showclix.com/event/comedy-chaos-january16th  Jan 19th: The Revival #3 Live At The Rabbit Hole Bar in West Hills https://therabbitholebar.com  Jan 25th-27th: Headlining the Comedy Vault In Batavia, Ill https://www.comedyvaultbatavia.com/calendar?month=1&year=2024  Feb 8th-10th:  The Comic Strip in Edmonton https://wem.thecomicstrip.ca  Please check out SamTripoli.com for all things Sam Tripoli. Please check out Sam Tripoli's Linktree: https://linktr.ee/samtripoli Please Follow Sam Tripoli's Comedy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/samtripolicomedy/  Please Follow Sam Tripoli's Podcast Clip Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/samtripolispodcastclips/  Johnny Woodard is on Twitter at www.twitter.com/johnnywoodard.
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Tinfoil Hap.
Oh, what the fuck are you guys who we're talking about?
Global controls will have to be imposed, and a world governing body will be created to enforce
them.
Welcome to Tinfoil Haas.
We go deep, home, boy.
Eric, open your mic.
Drink from the fountain of knowledge.
There's lizard people everywhere.
That's some interdimensional mind.
Wake up, Aaron.
This is only the beginning.
There's, you just move my mind.
Are you ready to get your mind blown?
All right, all right, we're live, yes.
Yes, I jumped it, I jumped it, I jumped it, I jumped a little bit.
Guys, welcome to another TFH live.
We play your voicemails.
We're in it to win it.
I wonder if Aaron's getting any more love just like down the street.
Hey, you dude, you Aaron? Did they mention all the the the the the the the the the th the th th th th th th th th thi thii th love just like down the street. Hey you dude, you Aaron?
Did they they mention all the time at the beginning of the show that I never see anymore?
Man's fuck the St. Louis Cardinals.
I swore are out to games.
I'm so bad. I'm so sorry YouTube. I'm sorry. We love you YouTube. Joining me as always. He is like the number one Mexican
now in podcasting. If you're Mexican and you podcast, you need this guy on your show.
Xavier Guerrero. Parpah. I know and I still get paid under the table. I still get paid
like an illegal. Come on, guys. 100%. Dude still you're still getting paid like a Mexican.
Congratulations. Still driving a Honda. Still driving a Honda. And to know him and
the is to love him and he's the reason we're late. Johnny.
the good job. YouTube is the reason we're late. YouTube is the reason we're late.
It's not Johnny's fault. He had all the buttons and all the
FTP. And also we're trying to do it. We're trying to do it on Twitter. I can't check though because
when I go to Sam's Twitter where he posted the link it says you're blocked. So I don't know what that's about. Oh yeah I blocked you last night I forgot. Why would you do that? Why would you do that? Why would you? Why would that? Why would that? Why would that? Why would that? Why would that? Why would that? Why would that? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We're? We're? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We we? We we? We we? We we? We we? We th? We th? We? We? We th? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We're? We? We're? We're? We're we're we're we're we're t t try try try try try try try we're try we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we'rethe show. That's too.
Can we let, okay.
Johnny, we work, can we work?
You're unblocked.
Have you ever blocked?
Have you ever blocked me, Sam?
Never, buddy.
Never.
You're one of my third child.
I would never do that.
Guys, real quick before we get into your
calls and your conversations so as you know the the show started on Friday
then it moved to Thursday we've all had a discussion we are now gonna move this
the final destination will now be say it with me Tuesdays at 3 p.m. Pacific!
Because I do the road so much that I'm
usually every other week I'm gonna be out of town on a Thursday so and you just
saw last time how the the the Wi-Fi so bad so that's it there you go bang bang
bang pow we're done it doesn't it doesn't seem to be working
on Twitter by the way I'll say the live stream it would work for a second and
then it just stopped like from like is it's okay let me look let me look it can not
be played for me right now let me look okay no it's back okay it's back
well there we go back in if you're on Twitter thank you for watching too. We're trying to set the high score. Last week we got to, oh yeah, there we are, we're live, it looks great.
We got 32 viewers.
I hope Twitter.
Do that know where you're going to be at this weekend, Sam?
Guys, tomorrow night at the rabbit hole, I'm doing another one of my wonderful, wonderful,
revivals. Then I have Batavia. I th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thui, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, than, than, than, than, than, thi, thi, thi, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. We're, th. We th. We th. We th, th. We th, th. We th. We th, th. We th. We're, th. We're, th. We're, th. We're, th. We're, th. We're, th. We're, th. We're, th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, than, than, than, than, than, than, than, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, th end of the month. Very excited to see everybody,
bang, bang, pow. We're gonna do it. So I'm excited man. I'm excited for you and I'm excited for me.
I'm so excited. I'm just all I'm doing right now is doing a lot of promoting as we talk.
But that's it, dude. How is your week guys? It was great. We were in Pittsburgh, Cleveland, and Philly.
Three states, three states. I don't know. I'm Mexican. It's all the same.
I'm glad you don't know geography. Johnny, how is your, how are you doing? I'm okay, Sam.
I'm scraping by here. I'm surviving. You're a good man. Charlie Brown. You're a good man. You're a good man.
So, why should we get into it? Again, Superchats get read by Xavier Guerrero? That's a little,
we call that a little bonus for you, okay? A little bonus. The bonus for somebody, yeah.
Yeah, for everybody. Sam Tripoli, I think is the person. Okay. So we have some great calls this week. I'm just going to, we're going to go get to go get to go get to go get to go get to go get to go get to go get to go get to go to go get to go get to go get to go to go to go get to go to go to go get to go to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get into to get into to get into to get into to get into to get into to get into to get into to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to get the the the the to get into the the the to get into to get into the to get into to get into to get into to get into to get into to get into to get to get to get to get to is the first. Um, okay, so we have some great calls this week.
I'm just gonna, we're gonna go right out the gate with my favorite.
Oh, no.
You're ready?
Johnny woke up today and chose violence.
No, no, you'll like this.
Guys, so I told Johnny on broken sim yesterday a follow up to the hot chick who thought I was friends with who
knows I'm friends with Tim Dillon I love Tim Dillon she told me today she's a
flat earther who she's a hot six foot flat earther now more
more would you talk to her today ah because she asked me if if I had any
podcast to recommend for her.
Where did she ask you?
DMs, brother.
Why are you asking dumb questions?
You want you blocked again?
I blocked it once.
I'll block it again.
I believe it.
The first time you blocked me was when, uh, you actually blocked,
I've never had anybody blocked my cell phone number one. You blocked my cell phone number one time before.
Yeah, Johnny, I will block you.
Never forget.
There was an indie horror film being passed around as the you know what video from Madame
Clinton.
Yeah.
And I said, I don't think that's really what you're saying it is.
And you got so mad at me that you blocked my cell phone number. Yeah, Johnny, just anything anything anything. the the the the the think anything. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I that I I that I that I that I that I that I that I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. that that that that that that that. that. that that that that that that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that that that that that's. that's. that's. that's. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. I was. know anything's on the table. And then
the next question is actually trust told you hey I do that I don't think
that is what you think it is and then I unblocked you and then you unblocked me
because I I'm a kind person. You had to thought your psychic abilities would
kick in there. Yeah I will just XG what you recommend her what what do you
recommend her what what what pocket I gave her five Timful hats and one BS
broken sim you didn't go is that why you asked me what the best yeah what's
the best one and Johnny brought up the atrocities episode which is might be the peak
of my comedy of all time that's such a good video dude I mean that's one of the peak of my comedy of all time. That's such a good video dude. I mean that's one of the funniest sort of natural video like organic videos
ever where somebody wasn't trying to be funny. It's the best thing. Let's say
let's just say we're talking hypothetically about women. Let's say a woman
is an eight right you got her ranked as an eight but she says I'm in the flat earth. What's her number after that? Xavier Guerrero? A nine.
A nine, one point.
Just because she's open-minded.
I don't, I'm still in the middle so it doesn't do too much.
But I'm just glad that I can tell her to go listen to the full hat and I can tell.
And I know she knows Eddie Bravo.
It would capitalize. It's all right respect on that Johnny
Eight eight now she gets half a point for half a point for being a flat earther. I give her two points
Two straight ten. Yeah, that's a true. Yeah, that's he goes right to ten. So you have a five becoming a seven. Yeah, 100 percent. That's that's a big move up like a seven. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're gonna. We're, we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we're th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the he he he he he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he's th. the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. he gets he gets he gets he's he's he he he he to seven's huge, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
All right, we're gonna give this one more shot.
All right, let's go.
Hi, my name is Colton.
I'm from a little north of Houston.
So this is a, this is a quick story about something that happened.
A little, about 10 months ago.
So I was working at a restaurant, it was a veteran, a, and we had a bunch of regulars that would come in.
And obviously, like I said, this is, we're just north of the thus and there's a lot of Christians
over here, so about a week before this incident, I had accepted Jesus Christ in my heart.
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talking with them, one of the gentlemen that was standing next to me, he had
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It was like this gray thing just shadowed across his eyes, left to right, and then back right
to left.
And it was just like, it just glazed over his eyes back and forth.
And I know, when I saw that, I was very shocked.
I was like, my eyes widened for sure.
In my heart of heart, I don't think that man was human.
I don't know what it was.
Wow.
It is the most gut-wrenching feeling of all time.
And I told the co-workers that I had, like almost rightly after that happened.
And you know, I'd seen him at least about two thousand times times times times tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiia tia tia that happened. And you know, I've seen him at least about 2,000 times over the next couple months that I worked
there and I never talked to him again. We would not in passing, but from that moment, man,
like I wanted to talk to him, but I just, I couldn't bring myself to do it, but I wanted to
because I didn't think he was human and I wanted to know who the fuck he was because that scared me. So there you go. So Johnny was it like let's
this could be some really good Bigfoot theater right here if we wanted it to be.
If you don't know what Bigfoot theater is if you're just a TimFoyle
listener something yeah so if you don't listen to, if you only listen TimFol Hat, we appreciate that. But if you listen to some of my other podcast, I have a podcast
called Broken Sim and we recreate certain moments that people describe on phone calls. And I would like
to try to do some Bigfoot theater right now. Johnny, you be the weird guy and I'm the guy that just got the Lord in his life,
asking you if you're a non-human.
You're gonna ask me, oh wow, okay, alright.
Hey here we go.
I don't remember what was his name, Colton, I think.
Okay.
Hey, hey, Colton.
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Uh, can I start you off with anything?
Like, uh, you know, coffee, orange juice, human flesh?
I heard you accepted,
it, Jesus?
Yeah, yeah, I heard you have a problem saying Jesus, sir.
I, I, and I don't't have I just have a little stutter
That's all we have a 20% tax on Satan is are you human here? Are you human? What are you?
Why would you even ask that question? That's a strange question. You have some weird gray stuff going over your eyes?
It's cataracts. It's cataracts. Yeah, I use it for my weed prescription, you know, I need an excuse. Use cataracts for your weed, sounds like you got Satan, brother.
Well, why would you speak of the Lord of Light that way?
Well, because I know that Satanist don't tip. Get out of my cafe.
I tip wonderfully. It's the only way I can get the boys back into my van.
I can get people to like me. Get back at your van, you got no candy. Get out here. And that was Bigfoot Theater,
thank you. Bigfoot theater. Bigfoot theater.
You know, we're talking about choosing violence. Let's go ahead and do it again.
Hold on. We can't hear him Johnny. Yeah, just a second. Hey, my name is Marlow. I want to say, first of all, you guys make great content.
Johnny, XV, Sam, you guys rock, man.
I just love that I was third on that.
On that.
It's like he's introducing us like comedy, you know what I mean?
You're the headliner.
Ex-J Johnny, I love your show. Yeah, Sam. The cat on here from my YouTube.
And he has his own website too.
He goes, his name's Jay Woodward.
Apparently there's a Jay Woodward out there with a YouTube channel that we should have on.
I believe, uh, your Booker hasn't gotten for you yet.
But that being said, whatever's name is. Oh snap, Johnny Pick Violence today.
Fight him for free or fighting for charity.
He's a real brown shirt.
When it comes to running your telegram and your brown shirt.
Your other channels you have.
Uh, just because I called him out on his ball gargling of
Electric Crowley.
Oh, he got mad.
And instead of rebuttling it, coming back at me saying he doesn't gargle Crowley's balls.
Oh, snaps. This is a Christian show.
So there you go, he's alleging that Mark is brown shirt of the telegram and that
just just because he said that he loved Alster Crowley, he got booted. What do you think about that?
I am going to defend Mark. Mark is doing a hard job regulating a telegram.
Mark knows Taekwondo and Jiujitsu.
This guy might be in trouble.
I want to play a game called what color is the collar?
What do you think that color of that collar was?
He's Mexican.
He's brown.
Really, I got him as light skin black nerd who works at Verizon Wireless.
No dude. He's the homie. He's the homie.
Really? You got him as Mexican?
100%? Like I have no doubt. Yeah.
Yeah. What was his name like Marco? Isn't his name Marco?
So he's 100% Mexican. Yeah. And then Marlo could be these light skin black. Marlo. their light skinned black. the light skin. I still thi. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's the the the the the the the the the th. He's the th. He's the th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He was that there's a wrestler called Marlowe or something yeah yeah lights yeah I still
think Marlowe's light skin black Marlowe let us know what color you are it's
important no no can we can we can we book that fight can we already can we
arrange that fight I'm gonna you're right can we arrange that fight
I know it's funny you back down because you said on the show that you were gonna you had to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. the they. they., you had been getting some messages about the telegram and you had to.
Yeah, people are talking about how the telegram might be, you know, Mark might be a little
over-regulating.
The telegram is down about, I'd say 500 people.
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I don't know, but definitely Marlowe's black for sure. Damn, the telegram must have been popping.
It was like, it was. But here's a crazy thing. The telegram is popping. Guess what's got more people?
The Facebook page. I can't believe that's still there. Wow.
I can't believe it.
Like how many people?
Let's go to the Facebook page?
No dude, it's got like almost 4,000.
Really?
Yeah, what am I?
Yeah, it's got four.
That's crazy.
Who's hanging out on Facebook still?
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does have insurance we're not going to do that too. You can I have faith in
Mark's fighting but he's tall he's long and lean. Yeah he's already taxed me
several time. Oh he's calling in. You guys can't talk shit without
giving me a chance to respond. You're on the show right now.
Of course we can. First of all, Telegrams gay, the only people that I ever banned from Telegram are people who talk shit and are hate.
Hey, this is a Christian show, don't swear.
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Don't do that. Don't do that on.
It's on site.
Anybody who wants to fight me for the tinfoil hat booking job, come out.
What are you guys, Highlanders?
What should we do, a P.F.
That can only be one.
Ultimate Boker.
the only rules are no punches to the nuts. thugs. Ultimate Booker. Bro, ultimate booker. We'll do an ultimate booking tournament.
No rules, the only rules are no punches to the nuts and no eye gouges.
Winner gets the book to show for one year.
I'll say seven people at once.
One person for each foot tall I am.
You're a Nephlam.
I'm starting to think about it.
Taek. I'm starting to think about it. I mean, Tyquandos Gay, I actually trained martial arts and then mixed martial arts, not that
strip mall shit, so...
Hey, I thought you did tyquo and Jiu-Jitsu.
No, Taekwondo's strip mall shit.
I did actual MMA with people who trained Moitai, people who did actual kickboxing.
But anyways, I'm at the grocery store, I love you guys.
Okay, you called us.
You called us.
You called us.
So do you think Marlowe is white or black?
I don't care what he is, bro.
This is equal opportunity, ass beating.
Okay, dude, Marcus looking to commit a hate crime.
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good. Grab some fruits and vegetables. Bang, hang up on him. I don't think Marlowe
digs around, dude. I think Marlowe might be ready. I really do. Yeah, I think everybody. Yeah, this
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I think that story is amazing. I love that story
Thank you, dude. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it
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want to say his last thing, but he's got it. Why he's in the chat? Yeah, I mean, it's Marlowe
Magalanes. So I mean, come on. Okay, it's brown. It's brown. Good, good job. Not making us look too good. Choosing violence. You could have just. Where's that baby psychic power? the baby sees. the the the the the the the the the the the the thiiiiii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. thi. thi. thi's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th is is is is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is the is the is the is the is the is the is the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the. the the. the. the. the baby Johnny the baby sees dead people not me I don't even then people and even
that dead people not color the color of people that's two different things
Johnny I thought I just thought sand was the you know the reader of people
can't even get I do I read people I just went off his voice I bet he's got
black in me doesn't even know it.
Okay, um, let me see. Yeah, so we came out with the heat right now. Here's one from a couple weeks ago that we didn't get to and I just want to hit it real quick.
If it's gonna play. I think they're playing this game where we have to just re-upload them every time is what I'm learning now.
So I'm not cool at that. So this person
I'm actually gonna play this one first. This person gave their supernatural life history basically and it's a really I mean I have only really have one interesting thing happen. It's I saw a UFO. This person has had a lot of shit happen. Hi, my name is Asia. I'm gonna. I the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm Hi, my name is Asia. I'm going to go fast.
My grandma was abducted by aliens multiple times in her life.
She said the last time she went up, my oldest uncle and mom were brought up with her,
and she begged them to stop taking her because of her kids.
She didn't speak very good English and said there was a human man with them and thought they were saying he's a clown, but later heard the terminology clone
and put the pieces together on what that meant.
My mom's nickname is Tinkerbell because she told everyone that Tinkerbell would fly
around her room at night, but I think it was UFOs or alien activity.
She got a dental x-ray when she grew up and she saw a lot of weird stuff in her
skull that's still unexplained.
There's also a lot of rumors about my grandma having psychic abilities and I know for sure
that my sister does.
She dreamt about 9-11 before it happened and she's like Barbie.
She wants no part in anything like that, but she still does.
I was supposed to die from a blood disorder as a baby, but I had spontaneous remission and lived.
I just feel like that connects me closer with the afterlife.
I would tell my mom that I was at my grandma's funeral from before I was born,
and I pointed her tombstone out to her as a child.
I also, when I turned 18, had a lot of sleep,
and I've seen a lot of shadow people as well as dead people around me when I'm in in in in in in in in in,
........ and I've seen a lot of shadow people as well as dead people around me when I'm in between awake and asleep. My belief is that I astral traject in my sleep
and I attract spirits. I am saying all this because I've heard UFOs target
people who have psychic gifts to study them. I also have a prediction
that UFOs are angels and fallen angels. I believe the elites are
fighting the return of Jesus by killing babies and sterilizing the population. I believe that that that that that that that that that that that th is is is th is th th th is th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thea the the the thea-a-I believe thease thease the. My belief is the. My their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thea. My belief is thea. My belief isausteaughea.a thea.a.a.a thea.a.a' belief theauiiia' thea' th elites are fighting the return of Jesus by killing
babies and sterilizing the population.
I believe that the fallen angels are controlling the global agenda and the end game is to make
reality on earth so unbearable that people retreat and upload their consciousness to a virtual
reality. That's what hell's going to become because their souls are going to be trapped there.
Because they didn't die like their ancestors before them without knowing what's left or having any faith in the afterlife.
Just wanted to say that I had a lot of hard times coming up, didn't understand the test
that God was giving me.
I retreated to drugs and alcohol.
I lost my faith and things weren't good, but you know I've surrendered. I've completely given my life to God and it's
not too late for anyone who wants to make the same choices and I highly encourage you
find God. That was a great call. That is call of the night. That call went from
I, we were up all night at a Coke party and she was just giving you all the information,
okay, all the non-stop. Just like she did a party and she was just giving you all the information, okay?
All the non-stop, just like she did a rail and she just went for it.
And then it ended up with a very sweet conversation about everybody can find the Lord.
Yeah, and if you're one of these people who complains about the three-minute limit,
that was two and a half minutes, and she got her entire life story into it.
That was impressive. I was about th the the the the and a half minutes. And she got her entire life story into it. That was impressive.
I was about to say, did you give her some extra time, Johnny?
No, that was two and a half minutes.
Yeah.
And listen, if you, if you, if you sound like you're a hot chick who's in the blow,
but that is really into the Lord.
We'll give you 10 more seconds.
That's how we do it. If a chick is seven and she sees dead people, what number do you give her?
That's two points at least.
At least two points.
Downer, up, up, up, because she can get you in touch with your dead relatives, dude.
That's what you want, right? Of course. I want to talk to my grandfather.
I, I, I, listen, dude, I relate very much to this lady. You guys know if you listen to the show, whether it's Broken Sim, Tim Fall Hat,
I come from psychics, my grandmother was the Niagara Falls psychic.
People who come, she'd read tea leaves.
She was, in fact, Sicilian, which means she was part black, okay?
We're proud of our African heritage, all right? And she, she, yeah, my cousin, can give them something, th, it it it something something something something something something something something something something, it to me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, to me, to me, to me, All right, and she she yeah, my cousin
Can you give him something? He'll tell you the history of it. I come from psychics
Wait, wait, oh, so he can like hold a like an object and then tell you like a penny and they'll tell you like the
history of that. Oh, that's cool dude. Yeah, dude. He can hold the penny and he can tell you who spent this penny back in like the 1800s? Somebody just said, somebody just
said I need a new hat. I just literally got this hat about two weeks ago.
That logo's a lot bigger than the old one. Yeah I like it. It's like almost like a
bike helmet type hat, like one of those Buffalo Bills special teams hat you remember that guy who had like the Brainiac helmet
Where just he looked like you have special needs playing sports Yeah, you know the guy who would receive the kicks the punt returner. Oh, oh yeah, oh, yeah, with the soft thing on the outside of it. Yeah, I know, it's kind of like a rugby helmet. Yeah, I know what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, um, yeah, so th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the guy, the guy. the guy. Yeah, the the the the guy. Yeah, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. theat. theat. theat. theat. theat. theat. theat. theat. theat. theat. th. th. th. the the saying. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay, so this is another guy with a theory here that I find interesting.
It's, it's, this is a quick call.
Here we go.
Hello.
I just wanted to address on the topics about the so-called flat earth.
Oh.
So-called.
You guys talk a lot about it and you never
talk about the Noth Confundan book. You could find it on Amazon. If you can look
up the map of the universe on Google. It basically describes how our plane of existence is not what we think it is.
Instead of planets and space, it's continents that are within terminants, our so-called bubbles.
Yes.
Yes, basically.
And what we think of is heaven is actually another bubble, but we cannot enter it in a physical form, only in an energetic form.
As what we think of is Mars and all the other planets are actually only in an energetic form.
As what we think of is Mars and all the other planets are actually continents. Other continents.
But I'd like you to check out that.
He goes on a little bit longer. But what do you think about that?
Was the name of the book?
I couldn't understand what he said. If you know in the chat tell us. It... Nask confunded it? You guys talked about it? You guys to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tha the to the tha tha tho tho. the that, the the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tha. to that. thate. thate. that. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thate.a. thate. thate. thate. the name of the book? I couldn't understand what he said. If you know in the chat, tell us.
Nass confunded it?
You guys talk a lot about it.
And you never talk about the
Noss confundin' book.
You could find it on Amazon.
Anyone knows what he said?
If you can look up the...
Let me know.
The map of the universe On Google
It basically describes
How our plane of existence
Is not what we think it is? What do we think it is?
Anyway, if you know that I don't I don't know what it is. I can't get that either guys.
Guys think about this for the longest time we were taught that the earth is don't know what it is. I can't get that either. Guys, think about this.
For the longest time we were taught that the earth is flat.
Then the Jesuits came in and that Jesuit priest told us,
oh no, we go around the sun, we're the sun, we're one of many.
And then you take a look at, like, they said we went from a plane to a plane to a plane to a plane to a plane to a plane at like they said we went to a plane right we went from a plane to a what a planet what is the Jesuit logo a giant tea hello
Hello no tea yeah right I mean it just added their logo to the end of plane and made a new word called planet.
I mean, I thought, but wait, wait, wait, wait, so you're a flat earther? I thought you were, uh, realms or, or, uh, whatever you wanted to be.
I'm, uh, it ain't, it ain't what they tell us, guy, that's what I am.
I like that, don't what they tell us. I'm not gonna pretend like I know. They won't let me get high enough.
Okay, but it could be, listen,
I met a hot chick who's in the flat earth.
It opens my mind.
Is this NOS infundant?
Yeah, that's the one.
Oh yeah? Amazon's got it for sale.
Oh, that is it? Really?
That's crazy.
That's crazy. Right up, let me...
That's the one right there.
Whoa, what's it called?
Go down.
Nose confund, whatever that is, how have you pronounced that?
Oh, nose confunded, oh!
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Got a Spanish English.
Oh book English bang bang. Look at that. Yeah, I'll get into that dude I'll read that.
Hello. What book are you reading right now Sam?
Right now I am reading the 13th tribes and And then I want to get into Program to Kill.
That's what else I'm looking into.
You know, talking about some, reading about the Kazarians, and how this guy basically
was like the Kazar's converted to Judaism.
I'm getting into that.
But I'm also talking about how I think the Ukraine, they're going to do something,
they're basically ethnically cleansing that thing, and they're just going to turn into new Kazaria.
They're going to bring it back.
Oh, yeah, you know, I heard that recently that that's a take on that they're just trying to completely wipe out that population of Ukraine, which is...
Yeah, that's what I think. 100%. That's what I'm into.
So does that mean that Russia and the West are kind of allied and trying to wipe out those people?
It's definitely possible. It's definitely possible, bro. It's definitely possible.
That would, yeah, that would make, because it seems like the US is only interested in giving them just enough to keep this conflict going to kind grind.
Yeah, 100%? You know, 100% you know, it's just, it's, it's uh, yeah, it's beyond interesting for sure, dude.
What about the new conflict?
What about that? Which one?
The new, new one, the Yemen one, dropping bombs on Yemen.
Yeah, we've been letting Saudi Arabia do that forever, bro.
I mean, we are, we, the United States is the biggest funder and creator of terrorism.
We're the terrorism.
We're the terrorist, which is funny because Americans don't want to do that.
We have an out of control country right now.
That's just out of control.
What if Yemen doesn't even exist, dude?
What if Yemen is just a place that they, you know, made up to say we're dropping bombs, you know, so they could sell some bombs?
Have you ever been to Yemen? I've never been to Yemen. I wouldn't doubt it bro. I wouldn't die. I wouldn't die. If
if Trump would have been in office how many of these wars would we have gotten into?
I don't think he would do the Ukraine. I don't think he would do that.
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He tried to do it before with the drone, right? He's like, when they shot out our drone, people are like, no!
That drone was such a good guy!
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you want to hit some super chats
yeah let's hit some super chats let's get our super chats on do we have any yeah we have some
some out here okay Duky Dan says I to start off by saying the Mayan
calendar was right. Our world ended in 2012. The CERN Super Collider tore a hole in
our fabric of space time. Now we are seeing an alternate reality. I do. I totally think that's
possible. I mean, I totally think that that's, that we could be in an alternate reality. It's also that's possible that's possible that's possible that's possible that's possible that's possible that's possible that's possible that's possible that's possible that's possible that's possible that's possible that's possible that's possible that's possible that's possible that's possible that's possible that's possible that's possible that's possible that's that's that's that's possible that's possible that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that'sthink that that's that we could be in an alternate reality.
It's also that's possible that who, I mean, that all that stuff could be just a giant ploy.
There's also that timelines are different, that they didn't go off a 12-month calendar.
They went on like a, because like, how to go like January, February, like the
months don't line up the way people think they should, you know? It's supposed to
be, yeah, I saw a video. It's supposed to be like 13th month and like Sunday's
always supposed to land on the first. Yeah, it's supposed to be like it's supposed to
to make sense like why the fuck is Sunday on a random? It's supposed to line up or on the first.
Yeah.
That's why the Sabbath day thing doesn't bother me.
The people who say, you should be worshipping on Friday or Saturday
because, dude, we've lost a day or two over 2,000 years,
we' thrown out, okay?
I just say, bank one. One day just be like sitting at home read a holy scripture
Chill out. Okay?
Do your thing. All right, and that's it. I think that's what you got to do
Do you think the Mandela effect is part of what this theory he has?
Somebody sent me something. I think it was Tino Sanchez. It sent me about what if losing your keys is part of the Mandela effect somebody somebody who's doing that video
What if losing your keys is part of the Mandela effect? I mean, I don't know what to believe about the Mandela effect. I mean it could easily be time doesn't exist. That's true. It could easily be the government has some kind of program that completely and utterly changes the internet like it could go through the internet and just get the internet and just thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. What th. What thi. What thi. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. th. th. th. What th. th. What the the the th. What the the the th. What the th. What th. What th. What th. What the the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. thi. th government has some kind of program that completely and
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if you say, get rid of this video, it scours the internet instantly, gets rid of the video everyone.
And now, and or it could replace a video instantly. And now you're like, Britney Spears has a black dress.
She's like, I got she had a plaid dress.
And Brittany, he's like, I got knives.
So, you know, who knows?
It's a lot easier to do digitally.
Yeah, now, I mean, it's one thing to do it with reality,
you know, with objects that people still have in their homes,
but they remember differently.
But to do it on the internet is I mean you would think that would just be something they could do. Wait, right?
What's the religion that they memorize everything because they can't change your shots?
Muslims. They have to memorize the Quran or something? Yeah, that's I mean can't change. I mean they still can change
your mind though. They got the power for that now. Yeah. Someone was asking what the call in number was. That's 52 games. It's 3238259010.
323-825901.
There's a three-minute limit on the voicemail inbox.
So you will get cut off at three minutes.
Try to maybe time yourself or something just so you don't go over.
Unless you're hot.
Unless you're hot.
They're calls, huh?
How do we know if they're a hot chick?
Sam, I thought you could, I thought you could tell whose character, what type of person it was.
We play the phone call.
We play the phone call.
Black or white, hot or not hot.
That's what we guess.
Yeah.
Liz from Atlanta. second shot and I worked on a nanoparticle I worked on nanoparticles in college
bid to farm up with this and I bet I think I think she's saying go to that you
were working on nanoparticles yeah really I think she means I bet pharma put this
in the shots love your podcast one after per seenocke to that says what about
disease X so okay disease acts as as about as believable as, as COVID.
Sorry.
You don't think that that work on that?
We're not going to go into that, right?
I wouldn't say that word.
I skipped that word.
I didn't say that word.
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Oh, by the way, uh, uh, ex, did you see that they said there was a huge measles outbreak
in dullest airport?
Oh, where we were at?
Yeah, were they still celebrating Christmas?
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That was you, that was 100% you.
Oh, did they take it down the next time you went through?
Is that what?
Yeah.
It wasn't even 24 hours.
I swear Sam was talking shit loudly.
He's like Christmas.
their Christmas.
.
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. And me and Eddie Braber just laughing our ass off. He's going live, making videos about their Christmas decor. We get there the next day, everything's packed, ready to go.
I thought I was at a different airport and Sam's like, no, dude, it's the same one.
And I was like, that's so fun.
Sam makes moves.
Sam makes fucking. But yeah, I think what you're seeing right now is, and it's kind of funny, so if you're
into this and you're into this show, you know, you can literally watch them roll out the
siop and the propaganda of, of, this, like, this, this, the siop.
I mean, they're slowly laying down these people are
talking about oh China just had an outbreak oh my god there's something at
Dulles Airport they're just getting you going and then like we played last
night Bill Nye the science guy just using colored maps to BS everybody I
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Now we're only at 800.
It's so weird.
It just depends on you.
You know, the answer.
It's all it is.
It's all about if YouTube decides to open the floodgates and show it to people.
Unbelievable. I can't believe it. It's just
crazy. Yeah, dude, it's not. Yeah, but you're right. You mentioned briefly, yeah, that story
freaked me out because I still do think viruses exist. John, you don't talk about that on
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Did you see the story that China is, they tried to work on one that's even more deadly that
like kills 100% of mice instead of, you know, 90% wasn't enough.
So they went for one that's all, even the know what they're doing. You know, they would say there's no scientific point to it.
Uh, whatsoever.
So you think that's real, Johnny, like 90, like all the mice are time?
That might not.
Well, I don't, I mean.
So somebody just said, I don't know.
Get Amy says W.T.F.
tof.
Amy was allowed to come on the show and then she started telling
everybody I'm controlled opposition. I'm like you're you're a crazy person.
Did she do it really? You're on my show you've come to my live shows where you and
your husband came backstage. Why would she say that? What are we talking about?
It's so dumb. Did you say something to piss her off? No, she just went nut. She just
went nut. She has to get on Rockfin. I got her on Rockfin. Then she's like, rockfin's controlled
opposition and then she just went nuts on me. I'm like, what are we doing? What are we doing?
We got a farm? We got a farm. Oh yeah, we got a yelled out about farming, which is nuts.
Yeah, yeah.
So check out the new broke, Tim. That's on there. I got a new call for you guys. Here we go.
He sits in the three minutes, man. It's hard. I'm calling back.
So at this point, I'm t first part of all this, because this is really the interesting part of this call. My cousin, like, nah, I'm gonna shake off with the homies,
you go and sport this weed.
It's going to get weed.
Halloween night, I got a bag of candy.
So I'm like, now I'm headed back home.
Big old trench go on still. So I'm walking back home. And I'm trying to cut down this field.
It's just an empty lot with the overgrown grass.
So I'm walking down this field and outside I see a huge black dog with red eyes.
I grew up in a Christian home.
So I've always known that that demons feed off of fears.
So I'm freaking running away from this dog and I'm getting tired.
And I remember this.
My grandma always keeps telling me, demons will feed off of fear so don't be afraid. Uh, and invoke the name of God, right?
Jesus.
So I turned around, I smacked his dog in the head with a candy bag.
Candy bag explodes and the damn dog disappeared.
Right in front of my eyes disappeared. Yeah, so that guy saw a demon dog, dude, with like red eyes.
It was chasing him.
You like out of ghostbusters?
Yeah, yeah, exactly like that.
Was it gozer the destroyer?
Or wasn't the key master?
No.
Oh, you just got, yeah, dude.
I'm just going to evoke Jesus.
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people, you know, either think those thoughts or like people with sleep paralysis, you know,
who get the really spiritual, creepy sleep paralysis.
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Yeah, you hear so many times about people invoking the name of the Lord, you know, which is,
I know Mark told us to shy away.
We're doing too much religious stuff according to Mark, but yeah, you know, you hear
too much stuff about it to be a... Sorry. He just sent us another text and he says it.
He's still texting him.
Telegram is down for other reasons.
Tellgrams down for other reasons, not Mark who destroyed all of Telegrams.
Oh, well, why's it down, Mark? Let's go Mark and find out.
Which one of us is shopping? He might be at the cashier paying for the tomatoes in the
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Yeah, I don't know why you give me that.
Why do you think the telegrams dial mark?
It's, uh, it's not specific to tinfoil hat.
I think just, there's tons of spammers on telegram now and I think people just don't use it as much as they did during COVID. It's not, it's not just tinfoil hat.
There's other channels I've seen that.
And you look at, it's a lot of deleted users too,
like you can see in the chats,
you know, when somebody deletes their telegram account,
it doesn't delete them from the chat.
So.
Ah, all right.
Well, I have no problem with Christianity or any religion.
Why do you hate Jesus, Mark? Tell us why you hate Jesus.
Oh, I love Jesus.
I was, I was confirmed in the Catholic Church.
All right.
Mark, where do you shop?
the Catholic Church.
All right, I gotta go, dude.
You gotta ask him where he shops before he leaves.
The channel you to know.
Leonardo, you're on with our TFH live. How are you?
Leonardo.
Oh, hey, how are you?
You're on live. You just called in.
Awesome. I feel like I'm always calling you when you're going live.
Yeah, I am. I'm live. Do you have any conspiracies you want to say that?
Are you thi that are YouTube friendly? Yeah, dinosaurs are fake. That's my new one. I'm on that one.
Okay, why do you think dinosaurs are fake? Because they keep revising what the dinosaurs look like
and they just keep getting more and more ridiculous. Like now they have feathers and fur and pocadots and
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It's a plaster skeleton and that they didn't discover dinosaurs until after George Washington died,
which means George Washington never knew about dinosaurs.
Are you tell me that nobody dig deep enough to find a freaking dinosaur?
Not Native Americans. I know all about the plasters being fake at the museums and when you tell people that their whole mind breaks. The other part is they've never found a complete skeleton like
they supposedly find like one long femur bone and then they build out this whole skeleton off
of that one bone.
And I'm like, how the fuck would you even know what that, sorry, how would you even know what that look like?
Why? What do you think the dinosaurs were?
Um, I'm just wondering if they just, well, you know what, they might have been giants.
There we go, Leonarda.
Hot Albanian believes in Nephals.
Let's do the math.
What number would you give yourself, Leonarda?
What number on a scale to one to ten?
We'll let you give you yourself.
What are you on a scale of one to ten?
Oh, a level of conspiracy theorist?
No, hotness. It depends on the day.
I'm going to go with a, I would give myself like a eight and a half.
Okay, so Leonard is an 8.5.
She believes in Nephalm. What do you guys give her?
Xavier. 10.
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conspiracy smoke show conspiracy smoke show that's literally what it comes up on my phone
Leonardo the conspiracy smoke show okay I have to finish this up but I wanted to talk to you about doing some touring stuff
all right cool all right. by Mark shots at Whole Foods by the way we got the we got the we got the we got about doing some touring stuff. All right, cool. Just call me when you're free.
All right.
Bye.
Mark shops at Whole Foods, by the way.
We got the info on Mark.
Mark shops at Whole Foods 40 miles away from where he lives, because he lives in the words.
Another call here with a little thing.
What's up guys is Will calling out of Denver, Colorado. Long-time listener, first-time caller.
I just wanted to get your guys' point of view on this.
So I think there are many versions of us or copies of us
or copies of us at different dimensional realities.
Think of it like a simulation game, like GTA for example.
How many copies of that game are out there and how many copies of the characters are out there living their own realities?
Kind of touching based on that.
I think when we die before our time is up, I think we kind of just transfer into a other dimensional
reality of us in a different timeline or a different reality essentially.
So kind of a respawn.
And I'll give you a couple examples. Seven years old, early 90s, I had a really bad fever, laying in mom's bed, watching
Price is right. We all did it. We all did it. I remember getting up, feeling dizzy.
Yes. So outside of the room and hit my head on a weight bench that we had.
I don't remember ever waking up or recovering from that and just kind of, you know, continuing life, but never remembering
any type of healing or head injuries or anything like that.
And then another example, 14 years old, I got shot, blood out, died, needed a transfusion, was
resuscitated, all that good fun stuff, but I don't remember leaving the hospital or any of
the traumatic healing. I remember just the summer later, you know, it was kind of just the talk, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, to, to, to, to, the, the, to, to, I, the, the, the, the, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, the, or, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the traumatic healing. I remember just the summer later, you know,
it was kind of just the talk like, oh yeah, I got shot last year, this and that,
but the memories of the recovery and leaving the hospital was there. So I think
maybe, you know, I died at those times and just kind of shifted planes
into this dimension that I'm in now. It kind of goes into where we were at with the Mandela effect as well. I think a lot of us changed reality's dimensional planes.
That's why we remember some things and others don't.
So yeah, I just wanted to get your guys a take on it.
Love y'all.
Hope you all take care and thanks for listening.
Thank you for Collins, obviously black person.
I'm going to go with that.
That's crazy. He got shot. He died and he doesn't remember leaving the hospital. That's nuts.
Yeah. Is there anything you don't remember? Like is it like I-
How am I supposed to know what I don't remember? Xavier? Well, I will tell you because I do, I've had that moment. You've ever driven somewhere you don't remember the drive? We're like, how the fucks, what happens? That's, I? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? That's? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? that? that? that? that's? that's? that's? that's? that's... What? that's, that's? that's... What, I'm? that's... that's... How. What, How. What, How, How, How? that's? that's? that's? that's?, because I do, I've had that moment. You've ever driven somewhere, you don't remember the drive, where you're like, how the
fucks, what happens?
That's drugs, my friend.
I'm sorry to tell you, but that's not drugs.
You're all so high all the time and battling not falling.
It's not easy.
No, no, no, no, other people. thing where like you'll drive and all of a sudden just time just it's like yeah I mean that's because you can get in a trance while driving
there's a scientific name for it I can't remember but here's my question
about this guy's theory so if you jump over into another reality when you
die first question are the people in that reality do they continue on
to their reality do they continue on without you to one question the second question is so do you go on forever do
you just live until your 200 like this one version of you die at a hundred
of cancer and then another version of you get kicked over and just keeps on
going and suddenly you're in this on this reality where you're the oldest man
in the world you know I'm saying that you got a diet some
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are like simulations.
That makes sense to what you're trying to say, Johnny, like if you never die.
You just have to go on forever, right?
In that, in that world view, you would have to just continue on forever.
Someone in the, someone in the, by the way Mark says try? I put the foil in 10 foil hat is what Mark says.
So, dude, that sounds like he's talking he's our drug dealer. What does that mean?
She's absolutely ridiculous. So we had the woman, you asked about her education, the nanoparticles education,
and she followed up saying she has a degree in chemistry. And she gets into some technical stuff about the shot, which I don't think we want to do.
How did she what she were in the, in the chat? Yeah, when she did another super chat.
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Totally agree. I think this is getting into our this all this like dark art stuff. I
I I completely agree with that.
I think all that stuff about tele,
you know, voice the skull, like frequency,
5G, it's all magic, dog.
We're into magic, we're fighting sorcerers, dude.
When are people gonna realize that we are in a battle against sorcerers?
Sam, this is right up your alley, and I know what you're gonna say, but Kelsey U says,
lots of new incidents of people going nuts on planes lately, thoughts.
Johnny, you know my opinion on that.
I do.
They don't want you flying.
That's why they're filming it.
Yeah, I think you're right to.
They want you to think and you're the biracial deaf pilot in a
wheelchair doesn't know how to land the plane.
Uh, someone called Dan and says, you know, before that though, you know, Sam, Sam
blew my mind when we were at the airports. He mentioned there was no kids.
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It is really creepy. There's yeah. You look around you're like I feel like I'm in children of men. I'm like where are the children?
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That's weird.
None.
Amish, one Amish family had like six of them.
Yeah, one, like one Amish family and a Jew family had all the kids.
That's it.
That's it.
I mean, good for people not flying with their children.
It's not a pleasant experience for kids I don't think if you can avoid it. Well I gotta make it I'm waiting to my daughter can pop her ears to take her on the road. Because if they can't do
that dude it's just not gonna it's gonna hurt. Danin it seems like a woman
says who makes the best case for flat earth. Love you guys from a previous six
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Oh, I like that. I love that she's like, I'm bumping myself up.
I'm gonna bump myself up, give me two points.
Give me two points, give me two points, missed or give me two points towards my score.
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And I never see the curve.
You're not even close to high enough to see the curve.
I know, dude, that's what I'm saying.
So that guy yesterday who's very...
Yeah, no, he wasn't, he wasn't.
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I'm like, dude, let's keep moving.
I don't want it to be, I don't want it to be the theme of this episode.
Yeah, right?
Because you know, it'll just be an argument if it's, hey, man, do you tamale carts up there and shit? They sell bacon to hot dogs?
Well, I know they could sell that out though.
We sell them out anywhere.
Hot dog, bacon wrapped hot dogs at a Mexican concert at Coachella at EDC at a Dodger game.
They're getting sold out.
It. Big AB says you guys had a great show in Cleveland that's from Clark Kent
dude I crushed that I am one word but is this the great I am I wonder like God
Johnny so great guys were over a thousand it took an hour but we're there yeah
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The World Fair.
You really are, Johnny.
Look at, quote, my lunch break, Balboa Park, slash San Diego World Fair.
All I can tell you is what I've said before, I don't buy it because people lived in those cities.
Hundreds of thousands tho thous thous thous thous thous thous thous thous thous thous thous thous thousands of people lived in those cities, they would have noticed all their best buildings getting destroyed. Those, you know, I mean, I just
don't know. Oh, Johnny, what was the last time you talked to someone that
remembers the 1890s? There's plenty of documentation, dude. I worked in a
newspaper that had newspapers just in a filing cabinet stored away from the 1800s. It exists. All right, Johnny, it's that's. All th. All th. All th. It's. It's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th some research, bro. I mean, it, come on.
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What?
It's not that long ago.
Hibbler talks about it, like it's a long time ago, but it's really not that long
ago.
It is a lot.
It's a long today.
A hundred years.
. If this was a hundred years ago, Xavier would have to use another entrance to come do this show. And to me, that mindset, and this is my other big beef with that thought, that mindset is,
yeah, he would. That mindset to me is the mindset that actually diminishes humanity's possibilities,
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I agree with you on that Hindu temple in Jersey is an example
that we could build anything we want to,
they choose not to, but even that temple took 15 years.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
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Why are they destroying this cool building that's been here for 3,000 years?
Okay, so we have a bunch of catch up on here. Johnny there's no catch up.
Kittak. It says what's up with the Juniors?, there's no way that's out of plaster.
I don't, I'm reading comments. No, it is though.
I mean, you can watch it when they're tearing it apart.
There's a video and you can see it's the plaster and lathe.
It's like plaster and like wood.
It's wood covered in plaster basically is what it is.
It's not like it's not permanent materials is the point.
I want to give it up for Mayor Kate who was trying to find us on Twitter and she came over to
YouTube sending you love.
Beb, bam, bam, ba baa, baa. Welcome. All right, we got a lot to catch up on here. Kitty Valentine says
What's up with those chew tunnels? It's the funniest video of the... She's talking about the chew tunnels.
I think if we whisper, Google, I need to kick it.
Uh, yeah, and then she says,
What I know it's about Jewish tunnels and black strippers
is that they both have a messy work area. That's what I've noticed.
Like you ever go IG Live and see black strippers, like clean up your workstation, your locker room is dirty, okay?
Stop slinging your dirty drawers all over the place, okay?
Sam, that says a lot about what you look at on IG Live.
Yeah, it says a lot about my algorithm. My algorithm is behoots, behoots, street fights,
black strippers, and Jew tunnels. That's what they are. I hope that doesn't hurt your celibacy, which you announced on broken simulation. I am celibate. I started, yeah, I'm celibating. Yeah, well, porn. Let me
go to the thing. How many days off porn do I have? Ready? Let's go. Daddy's got. Three weeks. No porn. No their tour. Lord, please help me get 24 hours of no pornography.
Maybe tomorrow use, but not today.
Please rid me of my desire to watch people doing unholy, low frequency stuff.
Thank you, Lord.
Okay, so wait up.
You gave up porn. You gave up porn, now you're celibate.
So you're just going to have wet dreams? How you handling it? I got to empty the gun once in a while how you do that
salivacy or divorce like the how they did before there was pornography
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caveman style I'm doing it like my forefathers did it okay
with a vivid imagination.
So are you using imagination or like greatest hits?
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I go to some of my greatest hits,
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Everybody's uncomfortable, it's not good.
That's a problem.
It's like lucid dreaming.
It's like you're lucid dreaming for fucking jerking off.
It's so funny.
Xavier learned one new term and he tries to work it into every conversation he has. Hey, that reminds you some lucid dreaming stuff, dog. That's some lucid dreaming right there, dog. John Francis says,
I love you three, don't worry, the cog that drives us down, turns us into bread. Oh, that's so nice.
Thank you, dude. Thank you. This guy says my buddy's guardian angel got dragged to hell during a demon attack on the
Weegee board. I learned a lot about the paranormal. Jesus is real and he saved me,
my friends and our guardian angels. That's a lot. Hold on, hold on. Let me just ask you this.
So this guy's, this guy's Guardian Angel jumped on the grenade, was dragged down.
I was like, save yourself!
It got pulled down, bro.
That's a lot.
Dude, imagine if you got your Guardian Angel sent to hell.
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Damn, Johnny must have discovered the fountain of youth.
Dude look 16, loyal to the foil.
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I'm almost finished.
Oh, yeah, Johnny, let him finish.
Look at straight to.
Johnny, smile.
There it is.
Damn, someone just nutted all over the keyboard.
So I went and got my passport.
to the passport.
What, what, what, I got a mean mug for my passport?
Dude, you know how things have so much things have changed.
My, uh, things have changed.
Things are same.
My girl, we were looking through her, like, her grandpa's like documents or something.
Just the old photos and stuff.
And we found her great grandmother's passport. And that's picture of her and her sister in the passport
photo, like just sitting side by side.
It could have been either one of them.
And that's how little they cared about passports back then.
It was just a picture of two people in the passport photo.
You could never get away with that now, dude.
Um, I wish we could do that now.
Yeah, I mean could use the same idea. That's right. Yeah.
Let's see. Patrick Phelan says, hold up. Let me send more views.
Rex profenorum says, will you have Joe Atwill back on,
actually talk about his main conspiracy about the Roman-Flavian dynasty creating the foundation of Christianity?
That was not what he was there to talk about, but... But it was on the list, and then you get into telling everybody
that Jesus doesn't exist, and then it's like,
what are we doing with our lives?
What is the purpose?
Yeah, Goose Girl says,
I've seen orbs with my own eyes,
Sasquatch and a shapes.
Okay,, let's do this map. And even I think Tartaria is BS.
Okay, so let's say this you got chick, she's a seven, but she's seen.
No, you got to lower her down. You got to lower her down so we have more to go up and down.
She's a five. Put her out of five. She's got a six. Okay. And she says not only did you see big foot, but she hooked up with big foot
What's the way she saw shape shifter
Sasquatch and orbs and you're saying she also hooked up with Sasquart? Yeah, like that's some that's some black belt stuff right there
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Yeah, and then she doesn't believe it.
Let's say she didn't hook up with Bigfoot.
Let's say she didn't hook up with Bigfoot and she just saw him.
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Oh, that's good.
10 bucks is worth, we got somebody who want to give her three points, one points.
A six, can a six be hot but still be a six?
How many points did she lose for thinking Tartaria is BS in your eyes? Oh, dude, that's a, that's a 1.5 right there. You lose one, boy.
That's tough. You lose.
Man, this is the least amount of people we've had watch.
It makes me sad.
Is it?
I don't think so.
I think 1,300 concurrent.
We've had 1,300 for like a long time.
Oh, I respect that.
We respect that.
Benfoil says, if you talk on the sun, so go check out. I respect that for sure.
Six to nine.
And then, guys, I have to leave in three minutes.
Last comment here, damn Sam, I supported you for years, bro.
Uh, that was a serious part of my life.
You just clowned me like an asshole.
I don't know what he's talking, the 52 games.
What did that guy just cloned you? That was the guardian angel thing that got dragged to hell? Oh, we're just joking there. That's a crazy story. You can't come up with us talking about
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So, yeah, you know, and the guy, this is that thing that we run up against like you guys
had the show with the people you mentioned on Broken Sim who wanted you to be farmers.
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That's what I'm saying, that you get what is, this is a comedy podcast that people are
coming into, like it, treating it with conspiracy podcast energy.
Well, you know what that says to me, Johnny?
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Who's a good man?
That's so fun.
We're definitely losing them.
We're definitely losing him.
Come on, 52 games.
52 blocks. What are you?
Jail karate? What are we talking about here?
We're at an hour ten.
We can hit another call or we can wrap this thing up. Daddy's gotta go.
Daddy's gotta go.
So what we need to do is advertise this sooner, maybe put it up.
So it'll be like, hey, you know, this is gonna happen.
The new date, guys, Tuesdays.
No.
Three PM Pacific standard, 6 PM Eastern, Eastern every Tuesday every Tuesday at YouTube it'll always be
at YouTube.com slash Sam Triply that's the landing page for the live stuff so
it'll always be there just bookmarked that and you can join us as soon as we go
as we go right and we're on Twitter we're gonna do it on Twitter as well
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views back up. My goal is, are you ready? Drum roll? 30,000 people watching live. Let's do it.
It's possible. 52 blocks, bro. Jail karate, let's go. This guy gets it. Okay guys. I gotta go get my kids
and love them. Bye.
All right.
Bye.
We go deep home, boy.
Aaron, open your mic.
Drink from the fountain of knowledge.
There's lizard people everywhere.
That's some interdimensional
Yeah.
Wake up, Aaron!
This is only the beginning.
You just blew my mind.
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