Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - Twisted EP 18: Chocolate Milk Can Kiss My Ass!

Episode Date: September 1, 2016

thank you for listening to my Rant Podcast. This episode I talk: 1) The Naughty Show 2) Walking people at a Comedy Club. 3) The VMAs, The Night Of and Cocaine Hippos 4) Chocolate Milk Please subscribe to my youtube page... youtube.com/samtripoli

Yeah, and welcome to another episode of Twisted with Sam Triply. I'm a bag of dits. Put me to your lips. I am sick. I will watch your baby bear and his shit. Give me lip. I'm a scepter. I'm Sam Triply.

And I'm your, I'm Sam Tripoli. Yeah. And welcome to another episode of Twisted with Sam Triply. I'm your, I'm Sam Triply. Yeah, how are you guys? Welcome to another episode. I'm super excited about this. Let me move this over because I do this the most janky way possible. I record on my iPad, use my iPhone.

I use my computer for my notes. So that's what it is. Welcome to another episode. Super excited, two weeks ago I'm by. Sorry, I got too busy last week. I couldn't really do it. But thanks you for tun in. Thank you for everybody who's listening.

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Sometimes two I go crazy. I don't play by the rules dude. I'm danger. I am freaking danger. All right, real quick, this weekend, the Naughty Show is in Vegas again, bringing Joe Barton, I got Jocelyn Sharp in the show. It's gonna be great, man. Good to be back in Vegas. Good to be back. Also, I wanted to say that I will be next week I will be at the I'll be

at the Bray Improv September 6th for the court-ordered doc which I'm very excited about very excited about sorry I have to uh god dang it man this is difficult I have to make sure my phone is on airplane mode so nobody interrupts me. Okay there we go. September 6th, Bray Improv 8 o'clock for the court-ordered world premiere. We're all going to see for the first time. We did a fundraiser for it and we're gonna do some stand-up before it. Super excited about that so check it out. So I got Vegas this whole weekend, Planet Hollywood, Sin City Theater, check it out. Go to the naughty show, LV.com and

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I was just in Minnesota. I love Minnesota. Very much. Hold on one second. I was just in Minnesota. I was just in Minnesota. Bam, I'm back. I was just in Minnesota. I was just in Minnesota. Bam, I'm back. I was just in Minnesota. And I was doing the House of Comedy, one of my favorite club. Some of the nicest people in the world got to do the Tom Barnard show, which was a lot of fun. I talked a lot of shit, a lot of

shit. And it was a lot of fun. But, gotta be honest with you, I walked a couple people in the late night Saturday show. A couple people did enjoy my act, and... Which I don't get because I was straight crushing that dog. You know, first of all, as you know, I've talked about this before, whenever I get sent into a comedy club, it's always in some weird week where they don't know. It's like, oh dude, you're here, it's the pumpkin festival. Yeah, everybody is at the pumpkin festival. There's pumpkins and naked chicks, no one's going to be here.

But good luck. Then at the end, we're going to get mad at you because you didn't bring anybody. But I'm going to be honest with you, I had a good week. I had a normal summer week for them, which is great, so they were happy with that. First two shows great, first show Friday great, second show Friday is always weird. They're always weird. But then, first show Saturday was good. Late show Saturday is where it gets weird, okay, it gets weird. There's about a hundred and something people in the audience. This guy sitting in the front row, I'm starting to do stuff.

He's laughing the whole time, having a great time. I talk about how he's the oldest eagle scout in the world. I meant to say that he could live in the forest for two weeks on his own thick, by sucking his own dick, but accidentally said he can suck all your dicks and people got mad at me. Well he laughed he laughed and then I went too far and I did a joke because he had a big gut like me I got a gut he's got big gut and I said that's how he bangs his girlfriend by putting his gut on top of her ass and air locks it in and boom he got up.

This is three minutes into a set. Three minutes into an hour set. This guy is fucking, gets up in the middle of the thing, starts throwing fingers at me, throw a giant middle fingers at me, walks out, goes, fuck you, his wife is there, she goes, you ruin my birthday, and it's waddled off. This is three three three three three three three three three three three th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is thi minutes thi, thi, thi, thin' thin' thin' th. This is th. This is th. This is thi. This is thi. This is thi. This is thi. This is thi. This is thi. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is thi. This is thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin. the thin. the thin. thin. the thin. thin. the. This is thin. This is there, she goes you ruin my night, it's my birthday and swaddled off. This is three minutes into a set. Three minutes into a set. I got another 57 minutes to go.

Fifty, seven minutes to go. So obviously the room is like really uncomfortable. It's like you just walked into the bar of the accused and you just see weird shit going on in the pinball machine, you're like what's going on here? It's really uncomfortable, energy is weird. That's what I'm dealing with. I get them back. So there's this, these two dudes in there and they're they're gay. I mean it's obvious that they're gay, nothing wrong with that. their gay. No thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that, that, their, their, their, thi. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi. thi. thi. th. th. their, their, their, their, their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. theeeat. theat. theat. theea. their, their, their, their, their, their, the Nothing wrong with that, two gay dudes. I know they're gay because they basically have frosted tips. I mean if you're a grown-ass man in 30 years old, you got frosted tips.

You're shit, you know, that's a sign. It's fine. Do whatever you want to do. I don't really care. And I'm gonna get into that. You know, the whole whole whole whole whole th thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing th th th th th th th th th th th th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, that, that, tho, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, tho, that, that, thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. th. that. I'm gonna get into that. I don't, you know, the whole thing is like, hey man, don't trade on me. Don't take, don't take my rights. Don't take my guns, don't tax me. Let me live my life. Let me live my life. Don't trade on me. Don't trade on me. What is is more, don't try it on me than that. I don't think there's anything. That is the most fucking rebellious thing you can do, is just go man-on-man action. So I'm not judging. They're freedom fighters as far as I'm concerned, two dudes bone, Freedom fighters. Okay? So he's nice. He's laughing at all jokes and that's the weird thing. Everybody goes crazy on me in the show is laughing up until one moment.

So I'm doing the show and he's just on his phone the whole time and as a comedian, there's nothing that'll drive you more crazy than when somebody's on the phone the whole time. So I keep on go, dude, you're really not, and real quick, he has white pants on, which, which never trust a man in white pants. That's why I learned a long time ago, never trust a man in white pants. It will get shit, they're just shady. I've never met a guy in white pants. I trust it, except for Colonel Sanders. He's the only guy, and I bet he was in the weird shit, too. I bet she had some weird stuff going on.

Colonel Sanders, literally the only guy in white pants, I'll ever trust. I can't think of anybody. Nobody in my family ever wears white pants. I don't, by the way I ate lunch and drink a coffee didn't get anything on the white shirt. Don't know why we make white shirts. Don't know why we do that. It just seems like hey dude spill coffee here. But anyways so this guy he's on his phone he's so nice as dude. I asked these chicks there's a bunch of chicks in Minnesota don't know the phrase finger blasting and I'm like do you know what finger blasting is so I'm like do you know what finger blasting is? Like, nope, we don't know what finger blasting is. So I'm like, that's crazy to me.

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he gives me the phone why would you ever who you give me the phone why would you give me the phone to the phone why why why why why why why like, fuck you, you're never getting my phone ever. You're never getting this phone ever. So she, he gives me the phone. I take the phone, I put the phone down my pants, on my tank, I sit on it, I rubbed man sauce, my man heat all over it, and I give back to him and he has a look of like fierce, angry, gay God. Like he is going to scorch the earth. Scorch the earth. And dude, he goes, I go, what's going on? He goes, I'm thinking about slapping you. And I'm like, Jesus Christ. I just pissed the only guy who liked me in the entire city. I swear to God. I mean, I, I, I got, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, the, the, their, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their's, their's, the, the, the, their's, their's, their's, their's, their's, their's, their's, their's, their. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. their. their. their f. their f. their their f. their theirs. their f. their. their their. their. their guy who liked me in the entire city I swear to God I mean I and I got a girlfriend I'm not looking for action but there's zero sex magic going on Minnesota I mean the ladies I

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my Twitter feed is just full of grown adults bitching about how bad the VMAs are. It's like if you're over 30 and you're crying about the VMA's, you're an asshole. It's not meant for you. It's like you bitching about the programming on Nickelodey. It's not for you. You are not a teenager. Like, you gotta give it up, man. It's not your TV show anymore. The MTV is for high school people.

That's like people who hate Saturday Night Live. It's like if you're in your 30, Saturday Night Live is not meant for you. Saturday Live is meant for people who are staying home who are kids who can't go to bars. That's what's for. It's kids programming, dude. It's kids' first attempt at rebellion, talking smack. That's what Saturday Live is. And the VMA's, that's what the VMAs are. You don't even know who these kids are. Half these people, the VMAs are basically where somebody could get, ah, whoever gets a newcomer of the year will be a reality star and forgotten about a year later. It's like, it's the worst award, I mean it is what it is. It's not for you. Stop crying. It's a shitty, it's a shitty, it's a shitty, it's a shitty, it's a shitty, it's a shitty, it's a shitty, it's a shitty, it's a shitty, it's a shitty, it's a shitty, it's a shitty, it's a shitty, it's a shitty, it's a shitty, it's a shitty, it's a shitty, it's a shitty shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shity. It's the shity. It's a shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's the worst, it's the worst, it's the worst, it's the worst, it's the worst, it's the worst, it's the worst. the worst. the worst. the worst. the worst. the worst. the worst. the worst. It's a shit. It's a shit. It's a shit. It's a shit, it's a shit, it's a shit, it's th. It's th. It's th. It's the worst, it's the worst, it's the worst, it's the worst, it's the worst, it's the worst, it's the worst, it's the worst, it's the just is it's not for you. Stop bitching. Stop crying. It's a shitty, it's a shitty show.

Meant for shitty kids who don't have a clue to it. They just want to watch people, their own age, who are way more successful, sexually interact with each other and act like like, dude, I don't even know who these people are. You have like people, famous people doing duet like Brittany was doing a duet with like I who was it young G or something like that I actually saw him live he's actually pretty good entertainer but it's like dude did most people don't know who that dude is these for kids man move on that's just MTV I don't know what happened MTV what actually I do

I do. MTV used to be the counterculture, right? That was the counterculture. It was like came out in the 80s. It was meant to go against establishment, give the youth a voice, I feel. Maybe I'm wrong. Gave the youth of a voice. It was like the counterculture. And that's who went there. It, you. It was, it. It was, it. It was the street. It was the street. It was the street. It was the street. It was the street. It was the street. It was the street. It was the street. It was the street. It was the street. It was the street. It was the street. It was the street. It was the street. the street. the street. the street. It was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, the counter. It was, the counter. It was, the counter. It was, the counter. It was, the counter. the counter culture. the counterculture. the counterculture. the the the the the the the the the the the the the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the the the street. the the the the the treatment. the the the tree. tree. the the the tree. And so it attracted counterculture people and that's who went there and you know it was the street it was you know the gay

lifestyle it was like like Madonna like she just brought that whole kind of like underground like sassy queeny you know entertainment to the it was like counterculture stuff. But what happened was that over time it became more counter than culture. And eventually like it was just a bunch of shows about biracial, bisexual kids and there's not enough people in the world to carry a channel like that anymore. You just can't, you have to, you have to broad the base man. And that's a big problem with television in general is you're seeing a complete lack of trying to do, honestly, entertainment for white

guys and I know people are gonna pound on me for saying this but it's just true. I mean most of your entertainment there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a study, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a.a, a.a, a.a, a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a. are 70% of the buying power, I mean they have saying 70% of all purchases. And that study changed how Hollywood worked, at least in terms of television. Now, television and movies are two totally different things. Movies have to operate a different way because you have to physically get in your car, drive to the theater. So they have to pull you in, whereas,levision is in your living room and that's a very powerful thing. You know I always say that television and in particular sports were a big part of the civil rights

movement because they put people in your living room that normally you wouldn't allow and it really helped like push the civil rights movement. That like that's just my particular opinion. And I believe that's why it's very powerful and that's why you see like Hollywood uses television to make political statements and I totally agree with it. I agree it's very important that all people are represented but you know there as a boots on ground guy in Los Angeles you know you hear constantly and this isn't me bitching because, you know, Hollywood doesn't even think I'm white. They think I'm Armenian and I've already talked about

Paul Moonie, he called me the end word. Oh you ain't white, homie. Use Armenian, use a nigger. That's what he called me. That's a real story. And so it's not that, but you literally hear like there's too many white guys, it's over for white, people say it's white, nobody wants white guys, all that stuff, which is I think a big reason why television is suffering, because when you take the second biggest demographic in the country, which is white guys. The number one, the biggest demographic is white women. The second biggest one is white guys. And I, you know, have I talked th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi th I thi thi thi thi, it thi, it's thi, it's thi, it's thi, it's thi, it's thi, it's thi, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's th. It's thi, it's thi, it's thi, it's thi, it's thi, it's over thi, it's over thi, that, that, that's over, that's over, that's over, that's over, that's over, that's white, it's over, it's white, it's white, it's white,. And I, you know, have I talked about this theory? I have this theory that Hollywood runs on black dick. It's my real thing. I really

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do the best are the ones that feature actors 35 and up. 35 to early, late 40s are really the shows everybody watches. I mean, if you look at, I mean, Breaking Bad was, look at that cast, look at, uh, look at the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the shows, the shows, the shows, the shows, the shows, the shows, the shows, the shows, the shows, the shows, the shows, the shows, th. th. thi, the shows, the, that shows, that shows, that shows, that shows, that shows, that shows, that shows, that shows, that shows, that shows, th shows, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th. shows, th. shows, th. shows, shows, shows, shows, shows, shows, shows, shows, shows, shows, shows, shows, shows, shows, shows, shows, shows, shows, shows, shows, shows, shows, shows, shows, shows, shows, the shows, the shows, the shows, the shows, the shows, the shows, the shows, shows, shows, shows, shows, shows, shows, shows, shows, shows everybody's shows, the shows, shows everybody shows, the shows, shows, shows, Breaking Bad was, look at that cast, look at, look at The Walking Dead, that cast, I mean like it's just the truth. So I don't know what happened to MTV, I love MTV, I'm pitching shows MTV, I think it's a great channel, I think it just went through a weird period and hopefully it will come back. I don't know if that made any fucking sense that rant. But that was where that was was was was was where that was where that was where that was where that was where that was where that was where that was where that was where that was where that was where that was where it was where it was where it was where it was where it's that that that that that that that that that that that that that that fucking sense that rant. But that was where it's at. Let me get in this little more television here. I want to talk.

The Ultimate Fighter just came out, the new season, I don't know, season 400, whatever this is, the fourth hundred. I mean, they just put out, I think they put out two or three seasons a year. The new one is they get a bunch of, unquote world champions from around the world at the Flyway which is Johnson's division, Demetrius Mighty Mouse Johnson's division and they're fighting and it's a great idea because everybody is good. They're the best of their area. Now they're not all world champions like one dude's from Alaska. Another dude is from another dude is from another dude is

Arizona there's a bunch of Arizona champions so I don't know if it's world champions but there's Japanese New Zealand I think it's pretty man this guy from Africa some Zulu warrior dude he's from Africa but I love it I think it's good I'm a guy who still likes the ultimate fighter I like watching it I think fights are fights I I know it's kind of form it's got a formula that thu-I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thu thu thu thu thu thu thu the the the the tho-I their their the the the the tho-I their their their their there's there's a their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their thu. the the the thooooooooooooooo. thea thea' their their their the the the the their their their their their their the'm a guy who still likes the ultimate fighter. I like watching it. I think fights are fights. I know it's kind of for it's got a formula that maybe we're all used to. I don't know but I still like it dude. And I think this is great because everybody's good. Everybody's a proven winner where they're from. And I thought the drama is great. I thought they were two great fights. I felt bad for that dude from Alaska but it's a good fuck I just gave away something okay if you're gonna listen to this next little section there is going to be some spoiler alert and by the way when people tell me Jesus died for my sins I like to yell spoiler alert and I run off

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They're running out ideas for television. They're running on ideas. Dude, National Geographic did an hour doc on Pablo Escobar's cocaine hippos. Cocaine Hippos. About how they just, they were dying, he bought a bunch of them, they flourish, and now they're everywhere and they're eating everybody and then they have to hunt them.

That was a show, cocaine hippos. By the way, that's the name of my new band. Coain'nipos. I mean like dude I can't get anything. Well actually I got something going in Comedy Central right now. We're gonna shoot our, we're gonna shoot a pilot next month. But like cocaine hippos are on television. There's a whole show they can't do. Hippos bought with Coke money. That's a real fucking show man.

Like they, they, the, Pablo Escobar they just can't, they love this guy. Pablo Escobar is like the O.J. Simpson of drugs. Like, they'll always do O.J. Simpson. They'll always be a doc on O.J. Simpson. Black athlete killing hot white chick is always going to play. Major Coke dealer and his run in Latin America and how they had to kill him and apparently how he loved hippos and he bought a bunch of them with his fucking cocaine money is now a show on TV. Cocaine hippos. They don't want white guys on TV but they want cocaine hippos.

That's what they want. It's unbelievable. And then finally I want toos. That's what they want. It's unbelievable. And then finally I want to talk about these stupid fucking commercials, Kevin Love commercials where they're trying to convince us that chocolate milk is an athletic drink that you drink after you're done doing athletic shit? I mean, are you serious? Hey Kevin, maybe that's not, maybe that's why you're not playing the fourth quarter because you're drinking fucking chocolate milk man. There's nobody who thinks chocolate milk is an athletic drink. You're not get electrolytes in god damn chocolate milk. It's just stupid. I mean like do marketers think we just do anything?

Apparently yes. It's just dumb. Dude drink some water asshole Have chocolate, when do you have chocolate milk when you're five? Who still drinks chocolate milk after five? Who's like dude just got done with some major Jiu-Jitsu class when I'm do jiu-jitsu I love chocolate milk it really gets me the supplements and electrolytes I need to be a better jiu-jitsu man no you're crazy dude you're crazy so I was gonna get into the election but I'll say that to next week Capernic do you guys want to take my here my take on capernic I'll do that that real quick totally has the right the right the right the right the right the right the right the right the right the right the right the right to to to to to to to to to the right to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to the to the to you guys want to take my, hear my take on Capernick, I'll do that real quick. Totally has the right to do it. Totally has the right to do it.

Don't know why everyone's getting mad, you know? Oh man, it's disrespectful to the troops. You know what man? I get that, but that's not what treatment. And you know what man? I mean I'm gonna say the guy I said it on punch drunk. I just felt like man there's bad time and you gotta make the team dude. If you get cut that has nothing it just rings hollow. And maybe you could be like dude you got to respect him because he's taking a chance it could affect his career. Maybe, maybe. But I just I just cannot stand the fuck. people yelling and screaming about how you don't like to move.

It's so stupid man. That's not freedom to think the way you think. It's freedom to, dude, that's what's all about. It's to be weird. I always say that. Get weird. Do the weirdest shit you can. Always be weird.

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first time. This is the second time in two decades. That means in 20 years they've lost 13 trillion dollars. That's what you should be pissed at. He should be sitting for that. I'll sit for it too. I mean I ain't going to F like games lately, but I'll sit for that. Dude, I stand. I don't think, I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I sit, I sit sit sit sit sit, I sit, I sit, I sit, I sit, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, this is thi, this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is th. This is th. This is th is th is th is th is th is thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi is thi is thi is they is they. This is the they. This is thi is they. This is thi is thi. This is that. Dude, I stand. I, you know, I don't, I don't think, because you sit down and you don't respect the troops, I don't see it like that. Okay, he doesn't like something going on and he's making a stand. He has every right to. It's going to totally affect his, totally affect his totally money. money but hey man it's your life you go do it you go do it so uh I don't want to get into election I can't stand this election it's driving me nuts I can't wait till it's over I can't get it over can we have the election right now just elect that fucking chick and let's just fucking go I can't

stand it it it's like I've no clue what happened to my Democratic Party. I'm a Democrat, I've always been, but now I'm just over it. And it's just, it's ridiculous, dude. It's ridiculous. Like, I remember when the war drums sounded to go into Iraq. And we were just like, nothing's going on over there. Oh, no, no, it's not. No, it's not. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th. tha, the, the, the, the, the, the.e.e.e.e. the. the. the. the. the thoooooooo. going on over there. Oh no no it's going out no no it's not nothing's there. No it's going on and just evidence after evidence would come out that they were lying about everything and and the Republicans are like no no no no no not not a lot of hearing we're gonna go to war

my god my god and he and now we find It was all lies. You know what, man? You love America, you love the troops? We should be hanging Cheney and Bush from a tree. That's fucking, you love the troops? Those guys sent troops to get fucking maimed and killed for personal gain. That's fucking something you should be pissed at. You shouldn't worry about cappnick and his fucking pig socks. You should worry about fucking that those guys say your brothers, your sisters, your cousins

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She helped the Clinton's fucking do, help Bill Clinton do in the 90s, free trade, deregulation of the banks, privatized prisons with the crime bill, Doma, the Defense of Marriage Act, those are real things that she stumped for. She wanted to build a wall too. So it's not a lesser to evil. No, it's not, dude. It's two different evils, but they're both evil. And so when you vote for one, don't think you're saving America. You're just picking between Coke and Pepsi, when you might not even like Coke and Pepsi.

Maybe you want A&W Root Beer, but you're too afraid to vote for that, because you don't want to wish your vote! Like your vote fucking matter. You don't vote for who you think would do the best job. That's more important. So that's my story. This has been another episode of Twisted. It's about 36, 37 minutes. It is what it is. Real quick, I'm going to play this song, this internet song, and see. Real quick, if you guys can hear it, we'll listen to it. We'll listen to it. Hard-wired. Casper wants this.

We'll go out of this. Tell me what you think. I like it. It's like old school. A little bit. A little play-schall. We're hardwired bait to the truth. I like it, I like it Casper. It brings heat! All right guys, thank you so much, thanks to it and twisted. I love you guys. Subscribe, rake, review, listen. Ianks to it and twisted. I love you guys. Uh, subscribe.

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