Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - Twisted Ep 20: Way Too Political

Episode Date: October 11, 2016

I'm back with a new episode of Twisted. I have to warn you try to explain the Syrian War and why voting for either assholes is just giving them what they want.

I get a feeling there's gonna be a riot. All right, it's Sam Tripoli. Welcome to another episode of Twisted back in the saddle, back in the studio. I'm going to keep doing Twisted. I'm going to keep doing Twisted. I'm going to keep doing Twisted. I think I'm bringing guest co-hosts. Not have like one host all the time, but I have a couple people I enjoy having conversation with, like my good friend David Deary, Jessica Michelle Singleton. Comics you may know of, you may not, but I think they're very funny

and they should have a bright future, so I'd love to get them on here. But I also like ranting. I talking to myself I also like all that stuff I like to spend a little me time with Aaron I don't get it enough Tibo Ari always cock blocking so you know just me and my boo hanging out in the studio just and occasionally Aaron who's in the room very quiet but you can't talk in the microphone if you'd like to you can shout out dodger scores whenever you know because as as th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho th the thus. tho tho thi thi th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the th the the th the the the the the the the th the th th th th the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the th, but you can't talk in the microphone if you'd like to, you can shout out Dodger scores whenever you know, because as we record this, the Dodgers are down. Last I saw, for the one, it's probably the fourth inning by now, so I don't know if any more runs have been scored, but that's where we're at. And it's really getting to the point with baseball that I just can't invest in this sport.

It's such a long, long, long season that you just invest in, you basically watch your team every night. And then, because the way baseball is played, it's a game every night. The first series is five games. So this long, incredibly 162 game season could be over. In some instances, one game. In other instances, three games. And then five games.

That's just, it's so long to invest in the be out. At least like in other sports. And I know like football, you're like, well, that's just one game. I know, but it's just like you're used to in the BIO. At least like in other sports and I know like football you're like well that's just one game. I know but it's just like you're used to that way it's just a different feel like the NFL isn't in your household every night. It is if you watch ESPN all year long. Well I do watch ESPN all along but in terms of watching these guys play like you watch them every night. Why is everybody sad about Vince Scully? Yes, it's 69 years, but this guy was in your living room every night. Have you lived in Los Angeles and you watched Dodger baseball?

That guy is in your living room every night. And now he's gone. But dude, we crushed the nationals all season. I just think this analytic stuff is just, it's a little too much. They count too much on it and they don't just count on just like, just go out there and win the game. Use your natural skills that got you here. And it's just like you see in the industry right now in terms of entertainment. There's just the suits want to imply their will upon the talent.

And the talent's just, okay, whatever you want. So if you don't fall in to what they are looking for and what they like, it's going to be hard for you to see the field. And it's the same thing with a baseball or and now they're trying trying trying trying try try they're thininininininininin- and they're they're thin- and now they're trying to analytics and football, basketball, too much analytics. It's like, I guess it worked with the Warriors to a point. We'll get into that, not in this podcast tomorrow, but it's just a lot of quick. Real quick, I wanted to say that tomorrow night, tomorrow night, I'm going to be with Darren Carter at the party starter, Bray Improv. Following night is a rant of tours. I will not be there, but it is a great show.

Mike Tully, Matt Eisman from Ninja Warrior, Julian McCullough from all those chick shows, shows were chicks watch, he's on that. A bunch of other people. Just go to Sam Tripoli. orgo or go to my Instagram, my any of my social media, you can get those dates. But I am at the house of comedy all this weekend, Wednesday through Sunday, long week, but I love being in Arizona.

I got so much family, so come on with Michelle, Jill, Jessica, Michelle Singleton, and Kevin Elliott, it's gonna be a great week. And then the following week, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, to, to, to to to to to to to th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, and to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I I I I I I I I, and I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho And then the following week, the 19th, October 19th, I'm doing comic, comedy for autism, which is a weird name for a benefit, but we're doing comedy to battle autism, that's what it should be called comedy battling autism, not for autism. Like you ever see AIDS walks? Like I'm walking for AIDS. Like, dude, just go down the ass and you'll have AIDS. It will save you the fucking stretching the warming up. So that is go to Sam Tripoli dot com or go to Fulton cares.com it's a great lineup it's a naughty show we got Les Lace Dahls the number one burlesque in Los Angeles plus plus plus

plus Garth Reynolds myself Jessica Michelle Singleton DJ DJ Crash, and a whole bunch of other people. It's a great show for a great cause. Oh, they just ended Andy Dick. They just added Andy Dick. So who is so? Anything can't happen. Anything, belief. He's supposed to be sober and focused now, which is great. I mean, who might have to judge anybody doing any drugs or drinking or doing anything, but you gotta show up and you just

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You gotta have everything. they had a giant puppet show at the theater next to us. He's gone. He's gone. How devastating must that feel to be a ventriloquist to get your big theater? You like, you know, you're like, man, you want to play, play, play a Hollywood dog? You're gonna do, you want the big theater, fuck ya, bring your puppets, fuck yeah, and then it doesn't work. That's gotta be, that's crushing. Like this, um, what is this birth of a nation? Like, you know this movie that just came out? Like, it flopped at the, at the box office.

Was it the puppets? It might, well, someone will make a movie about slaves using puppets. It will happen. It will most likely be on Sesame Street. Because do you know Sesame Street's on HBO now, which is so weird? Well, Fraggle Rock used to be. Was it? Yeah. HBO or Showtime. That's a great point, but Sesame Street used to be PBS.

So they're trying to find their footing because you know now if they're going live stream they're having you know you go HBO Go they need some daytime program to get somebody to go watch that. So that's why they bought Sesame Street so now they're working it out. I watch it the other everywhere I go my friends to watch kids programming and I don't do you ever watch kids kids pro the kids pro the kids pro their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I to to thi. I'm thi. I'm th. I th. I they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. I they'll. I they's. I they's. I they's. I they's. I they's. I they's. I they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their. I their. I'm. I'm tod. I'm today. I'm today. I'm today. I'm. I'm today. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm they're kids programming. And I don't, do you ever watch kids program? No. It's fucking crazy. Yeah. Are we recording this at all?

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because she's doing great in her career, this jumbotron television. It is huge. I mean, it is so bad. I'm like, you kids got it made, dude. And they're watching Uncle Grandpa. Have you heard of Uncle Grandpa? No. I guess it's on Adult Swim. And it's basically a cartoon about a character, the kids watch it, and it's basically like if

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I'm convinced that's why all these kids are getting attacked by animals. Why these kids get attacked by animals? I blame Pixar and Disney. Huh? Jungle book? Kid rugging through talking to bears? Bears? If a bears in a jungle, it's lost and it's pissed. It's not gonna teach the walk with the animals,

talk with the animals. You ever been to a Christmas parade? You ever been there? No. That's baby's first burning man. Go watch it. It's fucking burning man for children. They have to get jobs. No, yeah, they have to barter. You have fat, sweaty white chicks dancing around to bad music, old men on tractors. People are fucking on the lawn. It's a burning man for babies. Something to think about. That's not even what I want to get into. I just want to get into the fact that I was driving here and I just feel that like as a country, we have empowered the stupid. We've empowered them. We've basically created an environment in which they can flourish with their stupidity instead of challenging them not to be stupid. When we should be

fitting the herd we feel bad for mom's crying but you've put out retarded kids. You know maybe they don't need to be here maybe you should work hard. I mean just the traffic dumb people ruin traffic in Los Angeles. 100 percent. They like there's a woman I'm trying to cut through because it's. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. the the their their their their, I their, I their, I's their, I's their, I's their, I's their, I's their their their their their 100% they like there's a woman I'm trying to cut through because it's impossible to get anywhere I'm trying to cut from an eastbound lane a westbound lane to the east side lane so I could get here and there's a giant gap between this little red Prius piece of shit car and the car behind him beeps If the car behind him beeps, the priest will move up, that car will move up, I'll shoot through. Nobody's beeping, everybody's content with just

sitting there, there's a fucking Grand Canyon between this car and the car in head of it. It just move up. Be aware. Stopping short is dangerous. It is stopping short is dangerous. Dude, defensive driving causes more accidents. I just think everybody should drive like cannonball run, dude. Just win. Get there. Get there. Get there as fast as you can.

And don't die. That's the only rule. Don't hit anybody. Don't die. Get there as fast you can. If you have an accident, get the fuck off the road. Yeah, move to the side. Your car can move, even if it has to be pushed by another human, get out and push it.

Get out and push it. Get out and push it. Yeah. Don't just throw your blinkers on and sit in the car. Push your car. Guess what? People will get out of your try and to the trying to, you know, change your life. If you're sitting on the side of the road, your blinkers down, waving people down, nobody will stop. If you get out of your car and actually push it,

people will help you push your car. People want to help people who are trying. But we've just allowed stupid people to just procreate, and now there's more than the are of us. And I, you know, I'm gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna to be to be to be to be to be to be there's more than the are of us. And I, you know, I'm going to be honest with you. Sometimes I wish I was stupid. I wish I was dumb. I could enjoy pop music.

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I can't even get laid in my fucking dreams. I'm getting turned down in my dreams. I need to change my way of looking at life. But the reason I wanted to get into stupid people is this Kardashian thing. I kind of thi th th th th be th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th, I'll be th, I'll be thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, I'll be the I'll be tho- I'll be tho- I'll be thi, I'll be tho- I'll be tho- I'll be thousa, like I'll be thousa, like thou-I thou-I thou-I thou-I thou-I thous, I'll thous, I'll thi, I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll thin, I'll thin, I'll thin, I'll thin, I'll thin, I'll theea'-I'll thin. I'll thea'-I'll theanan. thean. thean. thean. thean. I'll thea' thethe reason I wanted to get into stupid people is this Kardashian thing I kind of talked about it before. You know she gets robbed in Paris and now there's some stuff come out of it. You know and when it came out everyone's like I can't believe like people like this this Brad and Angela Jolie thing this Kim Kardashian like grown people giving a shit yeah giving a shit about what fucking other people are doing.

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Why would she give a fuck? She has that fucking friends money? She didn't give a shit? And she's probably done more money. She didn't give a shit. And she's probably done more, I mean like he hasn't, ever since he met her like everything's about humanity, like he's a stoner dude. He's wants to smoke weed, eat pizza, play Xbox. That's why I wants. She treats everything like it's bad, like she just wants to save the world. Do you know how annoying it is to be married to a haunted mannequin mann a that wants to world. Like, she just keeps adopting kids. She goes to third world countries like it's Baskin Robbins, and she just wants a flavor of everything. Kids just walk his house, he doesn't even know if it's his kids.

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He was ruinable. Well, maybe he had a, he participated in the ruining by knowingly marrying her. Like dude, if you, you, if marrying a Kardashian is literally like taking your fist and punching a waspness and just going, I'm gonna get zinged a billion times, but that's the price I want to pay. And it's just, black guys can't stop fucking them. And it's just, their pussies must taste like pink lemonade, and they just can't stop it.. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. th, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the thi. thi. the the thi, the the And it's just, their pussies must taste like pink lemonade,

and they just can't stop it. It's just, you know, I do a joke about, there's gotta be like record deals up in those snatches, or like 10-day contracts with the NBA. It just, it just can't stop. And it destroys them. And I don't know what it is, man. But it's just, it's just, it's just, I th's just, I tho tho tho, I th, I th is just, I tho, I tho, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. It's just I want to say something right now. I just don't want to get in trouble. Like this theory I have about black comedians, when they all become famous,

they go a little crazy. And there's a whole list of them, like real famous. They just go crazy. I don't know why. They just go nuts. It's just, that's what Kardashians do. They just make these guys go fucking cuckoo. Get out of there. It's there's so many fucking chicks in the world who look just like them that don't have the emotional devastating baggage

that comes with that. And this is why I want to bring up. I hate these phony-ass celebrities. So we're trying to go to Mars right. I th. I th th th th th th th. I th th th. I th th th. I th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu th th. And this is why I want to bring up. I hate these phony-ass celebrities. So we're trying to go to Mars, right? I think we should send these people to Mars. Instead of these astronauts and these people who are applying who are incredibly smart, why are we thinning their herd with the smart people? We as a democracy should be able to vote on who represents us in space. I'm totally down with sending Kim Kardashian, all the Kardashian. Just load them all up in there. Load all those fat asses in that fucking spaceship. Send Trump in there. Send Hillary in there.

Who else do we want in there? Who else is fucking Brad and Angela in there? Who else do we want in there? Who else is fucking Brad and Angela in there? Kathy Lee. Kathy Lee sent her in there. Kathy Griffin sent her in there. Send everybody from the view in there. Send them all in there. I just get get rid of all these fake-ass fucking celebrities. Send them to space. Because that's a suicide mission. As soon as that rocket takes off, you know as people are going to be like, fuck.. the the the fuck. the fuck. th, what th, what th th th th th th th th th th th them to space, because that's a suicide mission. As soon as that rocket takes off, you know, people are going to be like, fuck, what did I do? No more porn, no more strawberry shortcake, no more pizza, no more porn.

That's why I think they should send two gay guys in there. Because gay guys can just keep putting on different, like,tranny out, like wigs and things. So it's a new chick you're hanging out with. You send a married couple up there, somebody's going to get murdered within the first two hours. Oh yeah. There's going to be some dead fucking people. Two gay guys will just keep changing outfits.

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And they were just singing on Saturday Night Live, Oh wow. I couldn't believe it they were saying on Serrern Pussy, Pussy, Pussy, Pussy. So I'm super excited because now I can do my Pussy-Be-Crazy set for the Tonight Show. There you go. Please find me a very funny man Mr. Sam AAA. And what's up tonight show? Pussy be crazy. Is it me? Pussy be crazy! And I just do five minutes on that crazy ass pussy. It's so great. But they be crazy. Bitches be up and in with their pussy's going, I got that pussy. And people will be going crazy. I do it in a black comic voice. Nope, nobody's with me on that one. Okay.

This election sucks, man. It can't get over soon enough. Yep. I can't take it. Let's vote. I just vote. I mean, people have their minds made up. We're not. If there is an undecided voter.

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That's what it is, man. And, you know, we live in the country now, and this is not, I'm not saying this to you, but it's just like, there's people who think words are worse in actions. And Trump is a piece of shit, and all this stuff that's coming out. He's still a piece of shit. I don't need Billy Bush getting fired. Which is the best part of this whole thing? The fact that the only person covering up for these politicians running for election, the only reporter loses job is Billy Bush is hilarious.

And by the way... He's a member of the Bush family. I don't give him any, dude, any trauma to any Bush I'm fucking for. George Bush, the Bam Bush, I hope you play fucking. Matt Bush, lost it for Texas last night. Yeah, fuck Matt Bush. Fuck Reggie Bush. You brought this Kardashian curse on us. Fuck any chick who names are Snatch Bush.

I hope you get a ingrown hair in your Snatch looks like a blooming onion from fucking How Back Steakhouse, okay? By the way, I'd still hit it. Okay, I'd still hit it. All right, I hate all Bush. So fuck Billy Bush. I don't give a shit, you know, I mean, listen, dude, what he said is stupid. I'm just going to get into this.

This is my position on this whole thing. It's from the start, we have said, and we, being the conspiracy theorist people, have said that Trump is a false flag candidate. It wasn't meant to be. There were dark, dark, dark, dark forces at work. And it turns out we were correct that there were people, that these Wiccallyaks things are real. Now the thing about the Wiccallyaks, man, is that they're batting a thousand. Like, they don't put out anything that isn't 100% authentic. And that's why, when you hear her in debates, she tries to say it's the Russians put it out to demonize

what's happening. But I don't know if it's the Russians or the Canadians or green Martian people putting it out, it doesn't change what's in the emails. And those are real things. And what we've seen here is that they basically elevated Trump's campaign. And you remember back in the day where everyone was like, man, Trump, Trump isn't spending any money on this campaign. He's getting all this free press. And everybody was blown away because he's got these incredible words and he's saying stuff. And people can't stop. You don't remember th th th th that th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thu remember remember remember remember thuuu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. tho. tho, tho, thi. thi. tho. tho. tho. thoes. thoomo. tho. tho. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. the. the. the. the. the. theeea. thea. theea. thei. thea. thea. You don't remember that where people were talking about the fact that he spent

no money on his campaign and he's even bragging about it. I spent no money on this campaign. And he was getting nothing but play. What? Last night he said he spent like a hundred million. Well now he has in this general election. In the primary he didn't spend a dollar because they wouldn't stop their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. their. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He the same. He the same. He the same. He the same. He's the same. He's the same. He spent. He spent their. He spent no. He spent no. He spent no. He spent no. He spent no. He spent no. He spent no. He spent he. He spent he. He spent he. He spent. He spent. He spent. He spent. He spent. He spent. He spent. He spent. He spent. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's. He's. He's. He's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the then you realize that the people own NBC and own are the same people own Fox are the same people own CNN. There's one group that owns a piece of all of them and they elevated Trump up. Now people are saying these conspiracy theories. It's not man. It's been proven in these things that they elevate him up so they he he would take out the actual threats to her for running and he he would get the nomination. These

are real things now so they wanted her to win they yes the powers up she this is really dude and as much as I hate Trump he is an outsider he is there's a really everybody's like oh oh man, even the Republicans are on him, yeah, because they're on the tip. They're taking money from these powers of beast. You don't get that far in this politics unless you show you can play ball. He is literally out of left field.

Yeah. He's literally out of left field. And you're like, why, why did make it if he's an outsider well because I Just think that chick is evil man and I think she has far far reach it I think it was supposed to be George Bush I mean I'm Jeb Bush versus and he just talked his way into it and they're like fuck it. He's crazier than he is he he's crazy than he is so we'll go with him and it's gonna be an easier win and why he and why. and why he and he and why he and he and he and he and he and he and he he he he he he he he he he's he he's he he's he he's he he's he he's he he's he he's he he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's is is is he's is is he's is he's is he's is he's is he's is he's is he's is he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he he he he he he's he he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's to to to to th th th to th th to th th to he is. So we'll go with him and it's gonna be an easier win. And why is she barely beating him? Because she's fucking evil, man. And you know, it's like they put this a whole thing out. When she talks about Syria, dude, it is laughable. I feel like I'm losing air. And it's like, why am I here? I want to talk to you about something. This is what's going on with, in Syria.

Basically what it is, is this is about a pipeline from Qatar. A pipeline that they want to get to, I think the, I know I'm going to say it wrong, but the Baltic Sea, I believe they want to get the, the Sudan, blah, blah, blah, I'm trying to find, I'm just trying to find trigger Sunni. I'm just trying to find the the body of water they're trying to get it to. I should have had this set up. I've been running nuts. A pipeline, blah blah blah via Syria pipeline. It doesn't say the ocean that's in but it's basically they need a pipeline that will go Qatar's got all the soil right which is just happens to be also the country they got the World Cup, right? So they need to get, Qatar needs to get it to a body of water to get it out.

And the only way you can get there is to go through Syria. Now, yeah, so they have to go through Syria, they have to go through it the easiest way. Now, if this this this this this this this if this is is is is is is is is is, if this is, if th. If th. If th. If th. If thi, if thi, if thi, if they. thi, if they. theya, if the the the the the the thi, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. thi. thi, thi, thi. thi, thi. thi. ta, toda, today is. today isa.a.augha, isa, today isa today isa today isa today isa.a today isa. tod Arabia has something to do with this pipeline, if it goes through, it will completely fuck Russia. Russia gives 30% of the... 30% of Europe's power comes from Russia. Their energy comes from Russia. It, with this pipeline, they will not need Russian oil.

Yeah. So the pipeline they will not need Russian oil. So the Saudi Arabia is working with Qatar to get this pipeline going. Now Saudi Arabia are Sunnis. Iran if this pipeline done gets cut off. Nobody needs their oil, they're Shiites. Okay? So, right now, Russia and Iran are working together to stop this pipeline from going through Syria. Syria, Assad, he's not a... whether he's a bad guy or a good guy, I don't know. Within this, he's protecting his allies, which is Russia. Now, the U.S, Germany, France, Israel, are all on the other side, because they want this pipeline to come through

because their ally is Saudi Arabia. And if this pipeline goes through, it completely clips Iran and Russia. And now it makes Israel and Saudi Arabia richer and more powerful. Now what's gonna happen is China is gonna go with Russia. So we're gonna have on one side, Russia, China, Iran and Syria versus US, France, Germany, Israel, Saudi Arabia and Qatar. That's good, World War III is going on right now, dude. And she has, through these emails has proven that she has, that's thate, that, that's theyra. It's the, that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, the that, that, that, that, thi, thi, thia, th. thi, the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that. that. that. that. that. that. that. thoua. tha. thoua. tha. tha. tha. thoua. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha.'s good. World War III is going on right now, dude. And she has, through

these emails, has proven that she has both armed both sides of this whole thing. She has armed ISIS because they were the rebel forces from before. She has sold them arms, and she sold 20% of our U.S. Iranian to the Russians who have now pulled out of our nuclear agreement with them. She's literally, she has armed. Now people go, well she was in the State Department, she doesn't oversee anything. Saying that Hillary Clinton had no clue that we were selling 20% of our uranium to the Russians like saying Joe Paterno had no clue that we were selling 20% our uranium to the Russians like saying Joe Paterno had no clue, little boys were getting diddled in his program.

It's his program, it's your fucking, you have to watch it. So my point is the reason I don't like her is because she's evil and she has forced Trump upon us so that we are afraid to vote for anybody but her. And I can't vote for her. It's the, Aaron, it's the the the the the the the the the the the th it's th's th's th's th's th's th th th th th th th th th truu tru tru tru tru tru tru truth truth truth truth truth true true true true true true true true true true. true. true. true. true true true true true true true true true true true true true true tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to true true true to too to too too too to too too to true true anybody but her and I can't vote for her. It's the... Aaron, it's the truth man. I don't think anybody forced Trump upon us other than... It's 100% true dude. It's she elevated this campaign. She set this whole thing up and this and why went nuts on people with this whole grop the pussy thing which I think, okay? But it was put out right when these WikiLeaks things came

so that the powers of B, the six people run everything, totally flooded the internet with stories of this groping, so no one paid attention to the WikiLeaks. It's like real shit, dude. She's taking money from big banks. She, I mean, about Washington, D.C. She is that. It's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. thi. that. that. that. thooooooooooooooooooooo th. thea. thea. thea. th. thea. th. mean just over and over everything we hate about Hollywood. I mean about Washington, D.C. She is that. And I'm being honest with you, I'm afraid to even talk about it. I'm afraid to talk about it.

Because- I just realized you're wearing an iron-shik t-shirt during all this. So you see, you think I'm on the Iranian side? inside? No, no, I just I find it. It's funny. I just can't believe that nobody gives a shit about these week of leaks. It's unbelievable to me. It's one of those things where I think they release so many documents it's like impossible to follow, you know, like. But there are people who go through all them and like sum it up for you. It's just like she's not good dude. She is fucking Frank Underwood from fucking House of Cards. She is straight up a cold-blooded Sith Lord. She is a deep emperor. I mean it just is what it is. And

I'm a Democrat and it's very hard because I'm a liberal Democrat and I live in Hollywood and I'm normally fucking step with everybody in this town. But I just can't vote for it man. I just, she just, she's manipulated she's manipulated she I mean she got busted basically kneecap and Bernie Sanders. They still... It's a DNC did it you know. But Aaron she was worked hand in hand like the woman who did it got busted quit they don't quit unless they're caught red-handed. They bust their fucking humps to get those gigs. That is a high high high-fucking status status status status status status status status status status status status status status status status status-sted-sts-sts-sted-sts-sts. th-sts. I-sted-sted-sted-sted-sts. I-sted-sted-sted-sted-sted. I'm th, they-sted. I'm they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they's. I I I I I I I I I. I. I I. I I I. I. I I they's. I I. I they's. I they's-n. I-n. I-n. I-n. I-n. I-s. I-s. I-s. I'm th-I-I-I-I-s. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thee. I'm th. I'm they're they're they're they're red-handed. They bust their fucking humps to get those gigs. That is a high, high, high-fucking status spot, head of the DNC. Nobody leaves that unless it's at gunpoint and they're told to leave the fucking house. She got busted, kneecap and the dude. And where'd she go? She got instantly hired by Hillary. that she's a Sith Lord man she's

a Sith Lord and all this is going on and you know what I wish I didn't care you know who doesn't care do you know who doesn't give a shit Aaron Instagram models no don't give a fuck about that debate this election the war in Syria does not give a shit doesn't give a shit doesn't give a shit I go I go I just want to see what's going on in Instagram during this debate I want just nothing but tits and ass everywhere and you know what I did liked every picture it made me feel good I'm a knuckle dragger okay and I feel bad sometimes being a knuckle drger, but I am a knuckle dragger. I saw this one female comic the other day and my monkey DNA started just going,

ha ha ha ha ha, you know, I'm just a monkey, I'm just a knuckle dragger dude and these Instagram models don't care because you know what, their life isn't affected by it. No. Republican or Democrat gets elected, it does not affect tits out-ass-up shots. What if a fucking Darth Vader came and invaded planet Earth, he'd be walking around with ten of the hottest Instagrams fucking right behind him, coaked out of their skull, all knowing it's dick down time. They don't get affected. If Russia invaded this country right now, these Instagram models will be jockeying Russian dick. Oh yeah. They don't care. It does not affect their life. They're for sale. Well, you know what, if a Republican gets elected, they can't get a bartend out and do bullshit. These chicks don't fuck their cash, or they want they they they they they they they they they they they want they want they they want they want they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're it bullshit. These chicks don't fuck unless there's cash

or they want to have that baby. They're fucking NBA players, ballers, rappers, they get knocked up by choice because they want that, they want that fucking monthly paycheck. Don't you find that amazing that it is okay to bring a child into the world simply because you want a paycheck. Do you find that crazy? Oh, in terms of girls who sleep with the NBA players?

Yeah. Like purposely try to get knocked up? That's ridiculous. It's like, and nobody says anything about it. And you could talk about it to a bunch of fucking an-a-di-a player. they have no chance of ever fucking an MBA player. And they're, and they're, and they're, and they're, and they're, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, and thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thiii, thiiii, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th nowhere, they have no chance of ever fucking an NBA player, and they get quiet, they get angry. It's kind of like this, it's called the lottery mentality. It's why like broke people get pissed when people have to pay taxes.

It's because they all think they're going to hit the lottery and that they don't want to pay taxes one day. I don't know. I don't tho some point. What do I want to end on? By the way, four three Dodgers are down by one though. What, oh really? Carlos Ruiz hit a two Oh thank you. I don't even know who that dude is and I just got to say thank you. Catch her from the Phillies. You gave up AJ Ellis to get him. Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. This is great. This is great. th. th. th. This is great, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, th. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. th. th. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. this is great. this is great. this is great. this is great. this is great. this is great. this is great. this is great. this is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. Real quick, I wanted to say something to you. So I go to Vegas, I don't do Vegas like I used to. I'm just not that guy.

Nobody can forever. Nobody can forever. I mean, like, I just, I don't enjoy doing cocaine anymore. I quit that. I don't drink, I just, it means nothing. I just, you know what I like to do? Go back to my hotel room and sleep. But the other night I couldn't sleep. So, you ever just walk in and the TV's on,

and you're just too lazy to find the remote? So whatever's on TV, you're watching? Yeah. For some reason, QVC happened to be on, I don't even know how it got on, but it th and I could not find the remote and I just was forced to watch Literally two hours of QVC. I was too lazy to get up to watch two hours of QVC. I couldn't find the remote Last time I was in Vegas. It was ABC family. And you just watched it? Just watched it, yeah. And you just couldn't stop watching it. It was, it's amazing, right? Yeah. So, man, they must not drug test at QVC. No. Anybody. The producers, the people pitching the stuff, everybody, I'm assuming at QVC is on cocaine. Like hardcore Coke.

Because the stuff they were selling had come from a fucking, like a two-week bender of cocaine. Like, they had this guy. And the best way I could describe them is, Beethoven fucked Artie Lang and had a fat baby with diabetes. That's what this guy looked like. Just imagine Beethoven, fucking Artie Lang and having a giant diabetes baby.

It's like, uh, like John Belushi's Beethoven. Yes. But older and more wore down, life is shit on his chest more. Redneck, like a pawn pawnstar like a guy who'd work in a pawn star shower like it oh dude you're gonna love this knives oh knife show on yeah I love that show you love the knife shows not really no I just love that it exists did you see well this guy was selling this is the best part and the woman said this with a straight face because I'm sure she has to sell this stuff to make even more money. There has to be some commission on what she

pushes. Yeah and he was selling daytime vampire knifers and he was selling daytime vampire knif. It was literally a daytime vampire knife and she sold it as, you know, this is a vampire, this is a knife for vampires during the day and I quote, because Dracula might get out and you never know when you got to have a knife, which breaks all the rules of vampires. What do we don't know a lot about vampires? We know if you stab them in the heart they know is that? Yeah, it's a wooden steak though. Yeah, right? So this goes against everything. If you stab them in the heart with a not with a stake they die and what's the other big one? They can't go out in the sun right? Okay so this knife doesn't work on them but what's the biggest thing we know about vampires? They don't exist! There's that. They're not real. So he pitched that to them and they're like,

got it, bro. I got, they must have been like, gacker, gacker, okay. Vampire Day Nights. Night only, only for the day, because it's festive. Look at the handle. It's got floral. And dude, this guy, this guy was talking and he was sweating. The diabetes had kicked in. He's sweating. She's like, okay, you need to go sit down and have a cup of water. He's like, you know, me and my waffa, she thinks crazy, because all the do is try to make knuffs. And dude, there was one of my favorite sketches Saturday Night Live ever did. It was just a throwaway sketch and it was with Chris Farley and Adam Sandler. And Adam would ask for stuff and Chris was his type man and he would just try,

he's like, let me watch your grandma. Let me, let me wash your grandma. And Chris would be like, I don't know where you're going this. For the love of God, let the boy wash your grandma. Like that's how I felt this lady was. Like no matter what crazy shit this guy, she was just yes-ending it. And like you know dude it's like who can becomes a QFC QVC model? People who weren't qualified to do the weather? You know what my favorite thing about the weather is when I go to Vegas? they always like have commercials like this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this, like, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like this, like this, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like I this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this lady this lady this lady this lady this lady this lady this lady this lady this this this this this, like, like th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th I thi thi thi thi thi that, I that, I that, I that, I that's that's that's that's I that, I that's that, like I what my favorite thing about the weather is when I go to Vegas,

they always like have commercials for the weathermen and they're always doing activities, they're always like running to the scene, like they're in the car, van driving, they're running down the street. Because it's Vegas, dude. There's nothing to do. So it's almost like you ever worked in a restaurant or anywhere in the man and it's dad and the manager's like, look busy. You're like, there's nothing to do.

Look, that's what Vegas weather people do. They just run around, look like they're doing stuff. That's nuts. I would just for once want to see somebody snap. You know what the weather is. It's a thousand degrees out. Why am I here? What? It's got to be the easy. Why even show up? They should just be, they should finish every weather report with. Thanks, I'm Dick, whatever. And I'll, I'm going back to Deeland. Yeah. Yeah. Dealing Blackjack. I'll see you like the easiest job. The hardest part of that job is fucking show. Yeah. You gotta shower. That's, the the the the the the the the the the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, th, why, why, th is th, why, why, why, why, th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th, it's th, it's th, it's th, why, why, it's th's th's th's th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is fucking showering. You got to shower,

that's got to be the hard thing. I just like there's, why does Vegas have weather man? I mean do you need a specific person for, can't one of the other news anchors just for the moment just tell everybody it's a hundred degrees out? Yeah. It makes no sense. It just makes no fucking sense. Well, that's it, man. That was it. Ah, that was it, man. I don't know. Do I yell too much on this? No. That's what it's for. I love it. I love doing it. I'm going to have my friends come in. You know, I just love doing rants. Any thoughts? Any thoughts, Aaron, final thoughts?

Uh, whatever you're going to do, do not vote Trump. No, I'm not saying vote Trump at all. I hate Trump. No, not you, I'm saying the listeners. Don't, yeah, don't vote Trump I think we're in trouble though dude. I think she I think we're in trouble I will never vote Trump and I'm very just I just like dude we got manipulated we got manipulated she manipulated us at the highest level she is a Sith Lord. I would love to close out the show with this video that does all the crazy shit that Hillary's been basically busted on. You can go, well, it's the Republicans going after it. Well, they haven't gone after fucking Obama.

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But Mr. Robots overrated. What? But Mr. Robots overrated? You think it is? No, nobody watched it this year. I felt like it just, it's sad in my DVR and we just erased it the other day. I'm just like, I'm not in the mood. Yeah, I'm out of it. I don't know, I'm trying to find that other show to enjoy.

I felt like, West World. What? West World? Is it good? I went the other day to find out, Netflix. I'm trying to force myself to watch more specials, Sam's specials, I hate watching comedy. Yeah. Because I just want to work freely without going, oh that's somebody's joke, that's somebody's joke, that's somebody's joke. Yeah. So, well 45 minutes, I only wanted this to be an hour, but I mean I only wanted to be a half an hour. But you know Aaron I enjoy, Aaron I enjoy, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, I enjoy, I to to to to to th, I th, I to to th, I th, I to th, I th, I to to toe, I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thia s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s sa, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. theoooooooooo. the. the. tom. thea. thi. thi. th was fine. I mean I only wanted to be a half an hour. But you know Aaron I enjoy talk to you so much I couldn't do it. I appreciate everything

guys. This let me just get this. This is a twisted and if you guys have anything you ever want me to rant about I would love to rant about that and you know just love them just love yourself. I am I'm trying. It's hard sometimes sometimes. Sometimes it's hard. Sometimes it's not. I'm just stalling at this point. Be honest with you. I'm just trying to find the last song I want to go out on a I. March. Man, did I tell you I won't solve Vince? Oh yeah, I already talked about March of death. Hold on. I'm just trying to get this last song out. And then. th. th. th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to the the the the to to the to to the to the to the the to to the to just just just just just to just to just to just just to just just. I'm just just just just just just just. I'm just just just just just just just just just just. I'm just just just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just try. I'm just try. I'm just try. I'm just. I'm just try. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just, I'm just trying to get this last song out. And then we will all go home. Aaron, what's your plans this week? I'm gonna be here. Recording punch drunk and such. Has any podcasts, besides mine, my other one? Has any podcasts fallen off?

Well, they're just like, nah. Yeah, definitely. Really? Really? Yeah. How many, how many podcasts are on all things coming? 60? 60? Wow. All right, guys. I love you guys.

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