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Sonic the Hedgehog 3.
Welcome home, my boy.
He's now streaming on Paramount Plus.
He's much more impressive than the hedgehog I fought previously.
Dude, I'm standing right here.
Sonic the Hedgehog 3, now streaming on Paramount Plus.
Welcome to the Tony Ryan podcast.
My name is Ryan. This is Dr.
Oh, the Tony Lodge. Hello.
I've just got Tony with the fucking cracking gag about the Golden Girls.
Yeah, you make me gag.
Lily in Canterbury, Melbourne, Victoria.
Let's call her, please.
Oh, we've just doxed her.
We've given you all of her information.
I want to come in Tony's box.
Yeah.
You already did.
Yeah. You're trying to double dip Lily.
Yeah. Well, thank you so much for appro to double dip, Lily. Yeah.
Well, thank you so much for approving.
Sorry, I've jumped the gun.
Yeah, you have jumped the gun.
Lily, will you approve today's podcast?
Hell yeah, I will.
Hell yeah!
Hey, this is Lily from Melbourne and I approve this podcast. Cut. Beep. ["The Wicked Man"] Yeah. ["The Wicked Man"]
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Guys, Tony washed her hair last night.
I did.
Went to bed with wet hair and just went,
Huh.
Yeah.
And look what happens.
God's on my side.
Yeah.
Wow.
It's cause my choir, I look what's happened. Yeah. Wow.
It's cause my choir, I think, um, practices in a church and so I'm feeling really connected
to the Lord at this point in my life.
And I think it's actually really-
The church where you sing musicals.
It's really paying dividends for me.
Well, it looks spiritual.
We've become a religious podcast.
We haven't.
This is a safe space, no religion chat.
Yeah.
But I mean, you've skipped it.
You've told us a lot in not a lot of time there.
Yeah.
Tony's a part of a choir now on a Wednesday night.
It's a musical theatre choir.
It's not a churchy choir.
Just as well.
They just rent the local church to catch up.
Yeah.
Well, cause it's enormous.
So hang on.
What's that got to do with your hair looking awesome?
No, well, I'm saying that like I'm fucking like, I've got someone on my side
because for me to go to bed with wet hair and for this to happen,
like that's fucking spiritual shit.
It's spiritual shit.
But it's probably not God, you know, she, I don't know.
But it's probably my mom, my ghost mom.
She had dress up. She was.
Was she? Yeah.
Back in the day.
Yeah.
She did it as like a trade, like, cause you could leave school and do a trade.
So she was like, great.
I'll leave school and become a hairdresser.
Yeah.
She used to tell me about how like back in the, I don't think they do it like this anymore,
but like to practice, like razor shaving on people's faces, they would put shaving cream
all over a balloon.
And if it popped, like the shaving cream would go everywhere, but it would be like, you've
just made someone bleed.
I think, how's my neck looking?
Cause the barber I went to the other day, he didn't do the balloon training.
My mom could do that for you.
He massacred, well, not anymore.
She did this for me.
So I'm just saying like, anything's possible.
Guys got a big scoop coming up today.
A big exclusive.
You won't hear this anywhere else.
And it's Tony's hair.
No, two main scoops.
Um, but first, what made you cry?
Butt farm.
So a few weeks ago, we heard a Tapa, someone who listens to this show, describe how her
dad proposed
to her mum and it made Tony tear up. Let's just have a quick look.
My dad proposed to my mum at the servo after fuelling up the car. He asked mum if she wanted
anything when he went in to pay and mum goes, no, no thanks darling, I'll be all right.
And when he came back to the car, he threw in the ring box and a choccy bar on her lap. And she goes, I didn't want anything. And then she went, oh, oh.
That is so sweet.
I think that is so sweet.
So I stand by that.
I think that is really sweet.
There is just nothing sweeter than someone getting you a surprise from the servo.
All right.
Are you in what kind of mood you're in?
Because I've said to people, what made you cry about funny?
And they are funny, but they are very sweet.
No, I think, I think I'm ready.
Lovers in the air.
I think, no, I think, I think, I think I'm ready. Jen Hawkins. Hi, Jen.
I was at a restaurant and the waiter said, would you like some halloumi on the side?
Oh, that is a real love note.
But Jen goes, oh, no, thanks.
It's fine.
And she says, it was like, I was being polite or something, but you know how you immediately
go, oh, why did you just got it?
And then how embarrassing, you can't like change your mind.
So halloumi also is often like four bucks.
At least to get on the side of the cafe.
My husband went to the bathroom and he mentioned something to the
waitress on the way through.
10 minutes later, 10 minutes later, our breakfast comes out and
had a halloumi on the side.
I burst into tears.
I love him so much.
That is so fucking sweet.
That is so sweet because they've just gone, you know what?
I'll take care of this.
You just keep a little bit halloumi.
You're good at stuff like that.
At eating halloumi, yes.
Yeah, it's one of my strengths.
At ordering it in the first place.
Ordering food and eating food.
Yeah. Two of one of my strengths. At ordering it in the first place. Ordering food and eating food. Yeah.
Two of my best traits and talking, not top 10.
Okay.
Anastasia.
My partner was chronically single for most of his life
and he'd accepted that he'd probably be alone forever.
Oh no.
But luckily we finally found each other
and we fit together like the two weirdest little puzzle pieces.
In the early days.
Sorry.
I'm into puzzles at the moment.
I know.
It's the Venn diagram of Tony's things.
It's really all crossing my mind.
Yeah.
In the early days, I noticed he always gravitated towards lime flavored things.
Like he liked the green skittles and when he got a Zupa Dupa, it'd be the green one.
And when he ordered chips, it would be like the lime and,
you know, like, you know how lime's like a big flavor.
Okay. Red rock deli, lime and black cracked pepper.
Come in my puss and fuck me till I'm dead.
They are the best chips.
Very extreme.
A simple, they are a nice flavor of chip
wouldn't have suffice.
Yeah, but no one would have reacted.
No, we would still be talking about it if I'd just said that.
I noticed you really love lime, like Tony.
I do love lime.
Oh, and I'm wearing green.
One day I searched recipes and made him these gorgeous white chocolate lime
cookies and like a little surprise.
Yum.
So he arrives home and I go, oh Oh sweetie, I've made you some cookies.
And he was like, Oh my God, this is great.
But he didn't know that were lime yet.
So then he bit into one.
And then, um, as he bit in, she said, Oh, I noticed you really like lime.
So hopefully you like these as well.
He gave me the longest, tightest hug I've ever felt in my life.
He tried to say, they're amazing,
but he couldn't really get it out
because he was on the verge of tears.
I know he was touched that I'd noticed and then I'd cared.
And now I'm smug as fuck about it.
That is so sweet.
The first baked good I ever made Torbz like I made him a birthday cake and he
mentioned in passing once that he would love to try a key lime pie.
And I made him one for his birthday.
It was his 25th birthday and I made like a little cake topper.
Are you Anastasia?
Is this you?
I'm not.
Um, and I made him like a little cake topper with like, um, cardboard
straws and like bunting that
I made with like graph paper that said like happy 25th and yeah, that is really
sweet.
I've still got a photo of like giving it to him.
Yeah.
Um, so lime lime is in the air.
Tony, I've just sent you a text.
So cool.
How do you have my number?
And everyone can have a look.
What, tell me the pictures you can see there.
can have a look. What, tell me the pictures you can see there.
Oh, they're little statues of little doggies.
Yeah. And what, tell me about the, the dog's noses.
They're kind of like bronzy.
Cause they're a bit discolored.
Yes. Discolored.
Marina sent this in and she said, when I was six months pregnant, my partner showed me this photo and he said,
the dog's noses are a bit worn
because people pat them when they walk past.
And over time, you know, just,
Marina said I was hysterical in the cafe
when I found this out.
I read this internet meme the other day.
Yeah.
That's her.
Tony just loves Reddit this much.
That's her.
That's her, that dog's light muzzles and little light mouths and faces go gray.
Cause it's where you kiss all the color off.
And I started to cry.
No, I hate, I hate to be the one.
You know, that's not true.
Hey. But it's know, that's not true. Hey, but it's like that's like, but it's so sweet.
It's so sweet.
Cause if that was true, both our mouths would be gray.
That's the gray hair on the top of your head.
Not talking about your face.
You have a sprout of great.
No, in your pubes. Do I? talking about your face. You have a sprout of grape in the gap.
No, in your pubes.
Do I?
You don't spend as much time down there as I do.
No, I'm not that flexible. If I could, I would.
If you could, we wouldn't have become friends.
I'd never leave the house.
You wouldn't, my day.
Why?
Like, you've got everything.
Why would you leave the house to hope you get your dick sucked.
Well, guess what?
Oh, stay right here.
Why would I go out for steak when I've got hamburgers at home?
It's not.
Hey, this is Lily from Melbourne and you're listening to Tony and Ryan.
Sonic the Hedgehog 3.
Welcome home, my boy.
He's now streaming on Paramount+.
He is much more impressive than the hedgehog I fought previously.
Dude, I'm standing right here.
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Do you reckon he's had a few disco biscoes?
You know what I'm saying?
I reckon probably.
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That's a joke.
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Tony is rattled because he knows a huge scoop's coming.
The names of all of the Tapas that support us over on Patreon are rolling across the
monitor of the screen.
Yeah.
And I am so in big flat.
Tony's flat.
Bart.
Is it because you're wearing that awesome dress?
Maybe.
And you did say, I look like I'm going to my first day of preschool.
No, I said I was going, I look like I'm going to my fourth birthday party.
Oh, okay. Yeah.
Cause I'm wearing like sneakers and like a party dress.
Yeah, you look great.
Thank you.
Is it because of the scoop?
Well, you told me not to wear socks.
So I'm wearing sneakers without socks.
Just joking. That's gross.
That's disgusting.
Yeah. No. Okay. That's fine.
Okay.
I'm wearing socks.
Okay. So all week I've said, we've got a big exclusive announcement.
Scoop John has found out some undercover news and I'm ready to share it with you.
Big W stands for big Woolworths.
How are your socks?
Honestly, is the biggest news I've heard this week.
Also Tony's engaged.
Show us the ring.
Oh, sorry.
Sorry.
Let me put it on cause we've been.
I have heard a rumor that one Torbz from the Torblerone dynasty has welcomed Tony Lodge
to formally join the family and she's currently engaged holding the family's wedding.
So Tony's engaged.
So Tony's engaged.
So Tony's engaged.
So Tony's engaged.
So Tony's engaged. So Tony's engaged. So Tony's engaged. So Tony's engaged. So Tony's engaged. that one Torbz from the Torblarone dynasty has welcomed Tony Lodge to formally join the family
and she's currently engaged.
Holy fuck.
How can you hold your hand up
with that fucking weight around your finger?
I know.
How does it feel?
I'm gonna need a splint.
How does it feel?
It feels amazing.
Yeah.
And it feels amazing to be able to like share it
with our like Tarpa family.
Yeah. Now, how do you, what, tell me what happened?
Okay. So it was like a Sunday night.
Yep.
And we were just at home, like hanging out, watching TV. We'd like been out for breakfast
in the morning. It was just like a really sweet day.
Yep.
And we were going to go do some food shopping and Torb's was like, oh, I'll just go run and
get changed before we go. And I was like, okay, I'll just wait here.
Um, and I was on the couch in my 90 and when he walked back out, he wasn't
changed, but he had the ring in his hand.
And what did he say?
And he knelt down next to the couch where I was and he was like, will you please
marry me?
And then what did you say?
I said, no.
Did you mean to say no, please?
Act as you take us to the moment because you're a fucking idiot.
It's like,
will you please marry me?
And I was like, no, what?
Because it was a total surprise.
So there's no inkling of anything.
No, no, no, no, no, I had no idea.
Yeah. And then I was like, what?
And then I was like, oh, so like, um, um, and then I tried to get up.
Are you speechless?
I was.
You, Tony never shuts the fuck up lodge.
I know.
Speechless.
Uh-huh.
I just had no words.
And then I tried to get up on like to kneel up onto the couch.
Yeah.
And I slipped right down, like, I just like fully like
ate shit and like hit my face on the edge of the couch.
And he was like, oh my God.
And I was like, oh my God, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
And then I was like, oh, what?
And I was like, grabbed him on the, I was like, what?
And then, um, and then he was just like, he said all these like really lovely things and he was like, will you please marry me?
And then I was like, Oh my God, yes, of course.
And then, of course, even though I said no, I had to think about it for a second.
Um, and then yeah, we just like, we're both just like bawling our eyes out.
It was like.
Really overwhelming and like super emotional.
Incredible.
And yeah, it was a real surprise.
And then like.
When, after it kind of happened, we were both like calmed down.
Um, I was like, Oh my God. So tell me it, like, tell me everything.
Like, how did you do this?
And he was like, I ordered, um, this ring in the beginning of January.
Hang on. So, yeah. Okay. So, and then, um, he was like, and I was just like waiting for
it to arrive. Um, so he's been tracking that bad boy. Now I think it was like, hopefully
went through Kentucky. The first few weeks of this podcast, we learned that Torb's was
a fiend for tracking stuff online.
So you're telling me for how long has he been sweating on that tracking ID?
Yeah, like six weeks.
Yeah.
Five weeks, six weeks.
Yeah.
How is that guy still?
I know.
And so he was like, I was so stressed.
And then, um, so it ended up arriving on a Thursday and then, um, he went
and picked it up from the place.
And they were like, will you have to pay all these customs charges?
And then he sends it back.
And then he sent it back and he was like, well, it's not worth that.
And then anyway, so he went and picked it up and he had it in his backpack and like
got hot.
Yeah.
And back.
You give me shit for wearing a backpack.
I know I'm not carrying goods.
Goods.
We got your powerful laptop in your backpack.
It's my day.
And
since Tony's got engaged, everything went.
Oh, what should we get for lunch with this?
I'm thinking this on my week.
It's my day.
It's my year.
Ryan goes on Tony's year.
She got engaged.
Um, and then, so he ends up going and picking up the ring and he, then he went to,
it was on his own work.
He went to work and then, um, we like got home from work and it was just in his
backpack on the little table
near our front door. And he was like, and I couldn't risk moving it because like, I
didn't want you to say, and he was like, so I don't know if you noticed, I was like shepherding
you away from my backpack. And I was like, no. And then, um, and then he's like, and
then I waited till you went to sleep to move the ring and like put it somewhere.
And he said that he moved it like six times because he was just so panicked.
I was going to find it.
And then anyway, like over the weekend, he was just like, he was really sweaty and he
went to like, hold my hand.
And I was like, why are you so sweaty?
Like what's going on?
He was like, nothing.
It's really hot in here.
And I was like, Oh, okay.
And obviously now that I'm like rewinding and we've now talked about it, I'm like,
okay, this is all making sense.
But at the time I was like, you're being strange.
Like, don't really know.
Like your pants too tight.
Like what's going on?
Clammy hands though.
Yeah.
There's a reason to say no to a guy when he proposes his clammy hands. But he was just like really, really nervous and yeah.
And then, so he was going to wait to ask me like a different time.
And then it got to Sunday night and he was like, I cannot fucking
go through this any longer.
He's like, cause if I don't ask you right now, I'm going to have to
like wait till next weekend.
Yeah.
Like in his mind.
And then he was like, I've got to fucking ask you right now.
And yeah.
Far out.
It was absolutely perfect.
Like when you say, when you say perfect, there has been some
commentary about is Sunday night the time to do a proposal.
Yeah.
It's like, should we celebrate or we've got work tomorrow?
We both like, well, we've got work tomorrow.
So about 98% perfect.
Yeah.
98% perfect. Yeah. 98% perfect, yeah.
The calendar could use a little work.
But aside from that.
Now, how has Pippa taken to the news?
Pippa was barking at us because we were both crying.
Oh, so something's wrong.
Yeah, I think she thought we were like under attack.
So she wasn't really into it at first,
but she's coming around.
Okay, great, great.
She's coming around, thank God. Yeah. Yeah. I was like,
people, you're no longer a bastard. You should be really happy about this.
You're unmarried parents. Yeah. One day I'll get that. Um,
probably not actually probably not now. Yeah. Fuck. She's doing sorry to make
about me. Um, now are we going to show the video of when you told me? Oh yes.
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, do you want to say that it is what it is?
It is what it is.
But so this was the Saturday, Sunday night.
And then as we mentioned, Monday morning, obviously I had to come to work.
Yep.
And I was really got to, and I was really calm.
Really calm.
Really calm.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present lady Tony Felicia Lodge.
Oh, thank you.
I got you something for a Monday.
Oh, get the fuck out.
Oh, please say something.
I'm shaking so much. Oh my god. Is it almond milk or soy?
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck happened?
Why have you got your prop, hey?
No wonder you've been looking fucking sheepish this morning.
Come here. What the fuck?
Oh my god.
What happened?
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. No wonder you've been looking fucking sheepish this morning. Come here. What the fuck? Oh my God.
What happened?
I know.
I hate that I'm wearing this shit on here for this beautiful moment.
Oh my God.
And frappes will always be part of our friendship.
Yes. Yes.
Yep.
And now my engagement, just furthering on the, in the law LOR.
Um, Tony was around the other night and we were trying to teach Mabel how to be a flower
girl.
Um, with leaves.
We were practicing throwing leaves.
She wasn't overly interested.
She just went run and then she just sprinted.
So she'd be the fastest flower girl. So we were practicing throwing leaves. Uh, she wasn't overly interested. She just went, run! And then she just sprinted.
So she'd be the fastest flower girl.
Yeah. But I was like, Mabe's like, this is your, for the rest of your life,
you'll be able to claim that you're like, aren't Toddy's flower girl.
But I've actually organized a bit of an engagement present.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Is it as good as this?
It's not as good as your ring, but I do hope that you'll appreciate it.
Cause I've made a few phone calls and I just really hope that you, I just
really hope that you'll like it.
Okay.
Um, so, um, I believe we've got someone to help me with this.
Michael Jordan.
It's Michael Jordan.
Yeah.
Um, if anyone has anything to say, please dunk now.
Um, surprise helper. Can you please say your name?
Hey, Tony. It's Georgie Young.
Now, we have a little surprise in mind for you. And Ryan and I were chatting about it.
And we would love the absolute
honor of making your wedding dress.
That is pretty good.
Now obviously it's a long way away and we don't know what's going on yet with weddings and whatnot
but as soon as Georgia heard the news two minutes ago she said I would love to be a part of it.
Oh gee, that's so sweet.
Thank you.
Jimmy, to send you a picture of the ring.
Oh my God, love you.
Congratulations, that's so exciting.
I'm really happy for you.
Oh, thank you so much.
That's so sweet.
Now we'll be in touch, Georgia.
But we've been chatting about your dresses for years and years and years.
And the amount of times in the office where Tony was, oh my God, if I ever got married, like, wouldn't it just be a dream?
Yeah.
So we'll see you soon.
We'll be there.
We'll be there.
Coming right.
We'll chat soon, Georgia.
Love you, Georgia.
Thank you.
Love you guys.
Bye.
That's a great gift.
Yeah.
Not quite as good as the ring, but you know.
But pretty good.
Pretty good.
That will go together perfectly.
It will.
It will. I do just have one favor that I need to ask everybody that's watching on YouTube now.
Oh yes. Yes. Or listening. What started as a bit of a gag on this podcast as one of my
favorite power moves is that I absolutely love slash hate when people have big news and there's always those few people in the comments that go,
oh, so glad we can finally tell people.
When this Instagram post goes live with a very, very funny photo in it, by the way, there's also an accompanying TikTok.
They'll all be out very shortly.
Know that Charles and I have had an interesting week making those.
Yeah. It's been a big one. You'll know when you see it.
I would absolutely love if every single Tapa could please comment.
So glad we can finally tell.
Can't keep this secret for another second.
I've been bursting trying to.
Oh my God. Can't believe that it's finally out for everybody.
And to state the obvious, but for me to check, it's basically them saying, like, I knew first.
Yep.
And I just want everyone else in the comments to know that I knew.
They actually FaceTimed me before they announced it.
Yeah.
When Tony found out Bridget was pregnant, Tony was like,
oh my god, congratulations.
Who have you told before me?
Where am I on the list?
Am I very early?
No, but that was your main concern was where am I in the pecking order?
So if you're listening or watching this podcast, I want you to know you are at
the top of that pecking order and I would love you to go tell everyone else
on the post on Tony's page right now.
Tell everybody.
I think I asked it in a nice way though.
Like I think I was like, who else knows so that I could, you know, not talk to the
wrong person.
No, there was a few days later, you're like, Oh, have you told other people?
I was like, yeah, told mom, told dad and you go, yeah, yeah.
But like, who did you call?
So what day did they find out?
Would you have spoken to them?
What day did they got told?
Yeah.
Okay.
No, but yeah.
So we're told everyone except the bank because we're trying to buy a house and
apparently a not working wife is not good.
Um, but yeah, so I thought that that would be a fun inside joke for us all because.
That actually would be awesome.
Yeah.
Um, so.
And I'll see you in the comments because you know, I'm dropping that before any of
you, I'm racing you there.
1000% Yeah. Ram's like, Oh, can you pin my comment or something?
So like comes on top.
I was like, absolutely.
I did not say that.
I will make that.
But do it.
Yeah.
But I didn't.
Thank you very much for all the love though.
You've been like, it's been really fun and exciting and it's been great having someone
who was like so excited.
Like it was, it's been a fun week.
It's been unproductive week, but it's been a fun, it's been a fun week.
And now I'm just pumped for you.
It's so exciting.
We've kind of, uh, talked about it jokingly, not jokingly and every, like,
like every asshole friend, every time Tony goes on holidays, I go,
Oh, get your nails done.
Um, and the real travesty today is that I can't do that anymore.
Yeah.
So what about me?
But I can still get my nails done.
Yeah, but you didn't anyway.
Yeah.
But I did actually.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That should have been, in fact, if you, the start of this episode, as soon as
people saw their nails, I go, Oh, fuck, what's going on here?
Yeah.
Something's, something's amiss with that.
Uh, but no, we're, we're pumped for you.
Um, like we said, you haven't thought of a wedding yet, even though I've
already planned it in my mind.
Yeah.
When will the tarpers and I be available
to come to the hens night?
Yeah, no, such a good question.
Yeah.
We haven't really gotten into the finer details yet.
Do you want me to take the lead on that one?
Georgia, I think might do the dress and the hens.
So maybe her hens would be so much more stylish than the one I could create for you.
Can you imagine a fucking hens night that Georgie Young put on?
No, because I'm too basic.
I actually don't think I, even Pinterest couldn't imagine that.
Oh, I've gotten to private heaps of wedding boards on my Pinterest.
I just pin it away, you know, just in case one day.
Yeah.
No, I think, and I think everyone will be really happy for you and Torbz,
but together for like 11, doing it for 12.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So it's, yeah, but it was just so perfect.
Like I can't imagine it having been any different and like the-
Show me that ring.
He's yeah, he's done very, very well.
He's done pretty well.
You've done well.
I'm very, yeah.
I'm, I'm stoked.
And I don't want to give anything away, but we talked about the comment on the Instagram.
Go and enjoy the photo as well.
It's it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Tony's been brewing on that for 10 years and it's worth it.
It's fucking.
You've never seen anything like it.
And it's probably for a good reason.
All right, I feel like a year love to see it's almost, you know, ridiculous at this
point because what could I love to see more than that?
Yeah.
But I would like to say thank you to Tapa Amy who has sent through this photo and I
feel like since you shared last week or the
week before, you have the Crocsident and it hurt your toenail, that Crocs have kind of
got a bit of a bad rap because you know there's just some dangers to wearing Crocs.
Well you've just got to be careful.
So I just want to bring this back to you know because we love Crocs.
Can you just share with us that meme that I've just sent you?
Alright hang on.
Oh, I sent it to Charles.
Enjoy that, Charles. He likes it.
All right, hang on.
Croc song.
And, you know, for people listening, what are they looking at?
So it's a bread baked in the shape of a crock.
Yeah.
And there's like little gibets of like little croissants and little sticks of butter.
May I say quite bridal, bridal even.
I could wear those at the wedding because, you know, the touches of white, the little flowers.
And then you sit on the fancy chair and Torb's like eats the crock off your foot.
Oh, no, no. Where are you going with that one chair and Torb's like eats the crock off your foot.
Where you going with that one? Yeah.
What does he eat?
No, just kidding.
Sorry.
I thought you'd love to sit here as well.
Way too married, mate.
Yeah, obviously.
We have not had sex yet today.
I saw this and I'm like...
Is that true what you just said?
That we had sex today.
Yeah.
We did not have sex today.
OK, that's interesting. What are you at? I you just said that we had sex today? Yeah. We did not have sex. Okay. It's interesting.
Well, what are you at? I don't know. I had to get you today.
What have I heard? I saw this and because I'm such a big ball of love and I have been for the last fucking two weeks. Yep. I saw this and it literally just, oh, we're putting it up on the screen.
And Ryan is going to describe what it is.
Oh, my God. Tony's going to cry again.
I saw a cute couple in the middle of a big sea lion gathering. There are all these sea lions and one's like, because they don't really have
like arm things.
They're like nuzzling.
There's two sea lions nuzzling.
And they are the Tony and Torb's of sea lions.
You have always said that.
It is the sweetest video though.
I can't stop watching, it's on loop and it just, oh.
It's the cutest video.
Is the one being nuzzled, is he just so relaxed and calm
or is he dead?
No, I don't think he's dead.
Look close though.
Let me see, hang on.
Oh my, oh fuck.
That might be dead. I think it's being nuzzled like a I love you, you know, like if you had a like your loved
one passed away, you would just be like hugging it unconsolably.
I think it's dead, dude.
Look at the face on it.
Oh my god, let me read the comments. It's been such a nice episode.
People are, people are being confident and really positive, but I don't, I don't, I
think it's dead.
Oh, fuck.
Well, make up your own mind.
That's the main thing to comment on today?
Because like there's like hugging and then there's like... Wake up.
It's dead.
Yeah.
Like it's, you know in The Lion King when like after the stampede and Simba's like...
I think it's dead.
I think it's dead.
It's not the Tony and Torbz of sea lions because you are both very much not dead.
You and love is alive today.
That motherfucker is dead.
Okay, well, great news about Georgie Young though.
Great news about Torbz and I. I'm gonna cry.
Great news about the croc son.
But then Tony goes,
check out this video of a dead seal
I've brought to this loving episode.
That is not an episode.
Is it not?
I didn't know it was dead.
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I don't know how Pinterest works clearly.
On my engagement year. I know.
Yeah.
It's a shame I was going to invite that seal
to the hen's night.
Okay.
Probably not anymore.
Bye everyone.
I invite the Nuzle though, it looks like a good time.
Yeah.
It looks so loving.
All right.
Love you.
Bye.
Thanks everyone.
Thanks so much for the love.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Congratulations, Tony.
To Tony.
To Tony.
To Tony.
The circle of life.
I think I've got reflux.
How is my hair though?
Yeah. Yeah.
Love you. Bye.
Oh, we still aren't. Oh, shit.
Bye. just like sign me up because I'm one of his like OG super fans,
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The tipping point and outliers like he's written heaps and heaps of books,
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