Toni and Ryan - AN ANNOUNCEMENT
Episode Date: July 10, 2022An exciting announcement from LITTLE OLD US!! Something we are bursting at the seems to show you, and I don't just mean the Regional Audio Misso 😂 Love ya!!!! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patre...on.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Hello?
Oliver, what's going on?
Not much.
How are you guys?
Yeah, we're well.
It's so great to chat to you, Oliver.
Whereabouts are you?
I'm in Sydney.
Oh, sorry about that.
Excuse me, Tony?
Sorry.
Good attitude towards you.
La Nina.
What are you talking about?
Bad weather.
It is.
It's pouring down with rain, but I'm still in bed and it's one o'clock.
So.
Okay.
Okay.
So.
It's a pretty good life.
I'm just hiding away from the rain.
Are you hiding from the rain or did you have a massive night last night?
Yeah, no, I was in bed at nine o'clock, so I don't think it was a massive night.
If I, I would have lied then, but I appreciate the honesty.
You know what?
We approve that lifestyle choice. Will you approve our podcast? I would love lied then, but I appreciate the honesty. You know what? We approve that lifestyle choice.
Will you approve our podcast?
I would love to approve the podcast.
Yay!
Aw, thanks, Oliver.
Hey, it's Oliver from Sydney and I approve this podcast.
Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast.
Welcome.
My name is Ryan.
I'm here with Tony.
Hi, I'm Tony.
And we actually had a new person on the show last week for a brief encounter, and that was regional Tony.
So coming up in this episode, we're going to really get to know regional Tony
and people from all around the world have sent through their, like,
what's a redneck called where you're from and what's a word they would say.
And you're about to hear Tony perform and really become the true regional Tony that she is.
So is this like regional audio queen?
Sort of.
But not less sound effects, more sayings.
So is that audio misses?
Audio misso?
Possibly.
Possibly.
So that's coming up shortly.
But first, we have some news about this podcast.
Yep, big announcement.
Tony, the other day you were saying that we still on Patreon
and in our DMs each other, there's like a bit of a theme
in messages that people are sending us.
Yeah, people are saying, oh, I love this podcast so much,
love to listen every day.
You're what gets me through the day.
You get me through my commute.
You get me through walking on the treadmill at the gym.
Please keep making it.
Don't ever stop making it.
And is it fair to say that threw us a bit because we were like, oh, we weren't planning on not keeping on doing it. Don't ever stop making it. And is it fair to say that threw us a bit because we were like,
oh, we weren't planning on not keeping on doing it.
And then we were like, are they trying to reverse psychology us?
Like, oh, make sure you keep going so that we stop.
But I think people realise that when two independent people,
like it's tough to keep the show going and figure it all out.
And so with this in mind, make the sound again.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
We can announce that we are teaming up with the legends at Spotify.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
And you'll now continue to get this podcast for free five days a week for many, many years to come.
We're not going anywhere.
Woo!
Ow!
I feel like we should have got a studio audience for that. Just us clapping. For many, many years to come. We're not going anywhere. Woo! Oh, oh, oh, oh!
I feel like we should have got a studio audience for that.
It sounds, just us clapping.
Maybe I could put some clapping in.
Oh, do it.
Yeah, put it in in post.
Pause for effect.
We're teaming up with the legends of Spotify.
Oh, the crowd goes wild.
All right.
So from August 8th. What does this mean, Tony?
You can listen free to Tony and Ryan on Spotify.
For free? It's free. And also, so we You can listen free to Tony and Ryan on Spotify. For free.
It's free.
And also, so we're still going to be doing five days a week,
we'll be doing a couple of vodcasts.
What is a vodcast, Tony, please?
Which is a brand new word that we've introduced into our what, Ryan?
Fuck you.
Into our vernacular.
I only learned that word last week.
So I've just downloaded a video cutting app to my computer
and what I'm going to try to do, keyword here is try,
cut up the full app so people can like watch what we're doing
while we're doing it.
Lots of people always say, oh, I'd love to see your facial expressions
while you're doing regional audio queen.
And in a couple of weeks, I'm again watching a few YouTube tutorials
on it, going to figure that out.
You've got a few weeks because like I said,
Spotify, we start with them exclusively August 8th.
And to stay notified, stay with it,
you can hit the little bell on Spotify to follow Tony and Ryan
and you'll get all of the notifications every time we release an episode.
So just to confirm, because of what Spotify is doing
and is able to do, you'll get full video episodes as well as the audio, but the full video within the Spotify app.
Yes.
You'll be able to watch the whole thing.
So you can hit play and watch it or hit play and just listen
like you're doing right now.
So this starts in a few weeks' time.
August 8th.
August 8th.
Which isn't it perfect?
It's on Monday, which really turns me on.
That has worked out well.
So can I give you a peek behind the curtain?
Oh, my curtains.
Keep those curtains shut, thanks, mate.
Sorry.
Not that kind of podcast.
No, no.
About 72% of people that listen to this podcast listen on Spotify.
Oh, I mean they're already in the right place.
So for you, you actually don't need to do anything.
Hit play, dog, like you did today.
Yeah, whatever.
Yep.
There's a little bell.
Hit follow.
Get notifications.
It's easy.
For everyone else, like we said, there's a few weeks.
If you come across the Spotify, it's great.
It will be free.
Yep.
You do not have to sign up for a premium account.
No.
So come on over.
We've loved that you've got us to this point.
We'd love you to stay with us.
Totally.
On that point, 10 months ago we started this podcast.
10 beautiful, glorious months together.
10 beautiful, glorious months together.
And we go, oh, wouldn't it be good to go all in?
How do we figure this out?
People have supported us.
People have listened to us.
People send us the loveliest messages.
So thank you.
Thank you.
We do genuinely mean that.
It's unbelievable.
And for everyone who's listening all over the place, which is crazy,
we wouldn't be in a position to live our best lives without you.
So thank you so much.
Can I share a story?
This might embarrass you a little bit.
Oh, no, do it.
So last week we're in Sydney.
We're meeting the big bosses and stuff like that.
And if you saw a video of Tony spilling stuff on her clothes and we said,
oh, we had to meet some important people that day.
That was that day.
It was Spotify.
That was Spotify.
So can I just say this is like a dream come true.
We're meeting Spotify.
Like I've been paying for premium for 10 years.
Like this is a big moment.
I've probably paid for the building in Sydney.
Do you know what I mean?
Right, right.
Yeah, okay, sure.
And they're helping with studios.
They're doing all this stuff for us.
They're making our dreams come true.
And they're helping us out with something we've got coming up
for the Tarpers, a big thank you present to a lot of people
who listen to this podcast.
So there's a bit of like we'd like to do this,
a bit of negotiating makes it seem a bit evil, but, you know,
we're just chatting about, you know, here's what we can do,
here's what we need, can you help us out with this?
It sounds a bit like we were sitting at opposite ends
of a boardroom.
Yeah, it really was a bit.
And they were like.
Yeah, it's kind of informal.
But still, we're really excited and we want to do this properly.
Totally.
They want to do it properly.
So we're kind of like getting into the details.
And Tony goes, yeah, so can I just get a premium for free,
a premium account for free?
And we're talking, like I said, studios, some big plans,
a trip to the US, so maybe a higher ticket item than, what is it,
$10 a month?
Yeah.
Well, I mean, they were talking about, like,
marketing words that I don't understand.
CPM, above the line, below the line.
And I was like, hang on, am I getting Spotify premium for freemium?
I think it was not only the ask, but, like you said, Am I getting Spotify Premium for freemium?
I think it was not only the ask, but like you said,
just out of nowhere.
We're deep in some other chat with the executive marketing people.
I don't even understand.
So with the free stuff.
Yeah, so could we circle back to the free drink bottle you guys promised us this morning?
Fun fact, the staff don't get it for free.
And I reckon with your finance team and this multi-year sign-on,
I reckon you're probably good for it, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
That's all I'm saying.
And it probably just really wasn't the right time to ask.
No.
It's like when I said gunt that time.
Look, anyway, luckily they didn't turn us away at the end.
We are moving to Spotify from August 8.
You can listen to Tony and Ryan free on Spotify
exclusively. Exclusive.
I think you've done it. Doesn't that sound like our relationship
exclusive? Well, it's clearly not because we've got
partners. Yep. Okay.
Do you think Spotify aren't seeing anybody else, are they?
Well, you've signed on. You've signed?
No, they're seeing other people, but we can't
see other people. That's fine.
I'm actually fine.
And from August 8th, you'll be able to find us exclusively on Spotify.
All right, that's coming up soon for free.
But now let me introduce you.
The regional audio miso.
As we drove up to Sydney, we drove from Melbourne to Sydney
through a lot of country towns, and we learned that Tony becomes, as you just heard a glimpse of,
a totally new person when she's out of the metropolitan area.
The drive is basically still metro.
That's the thing.
It's a really nice highway.
Yeah, it's like double carriageway the whole way.
There's barely a truck.
Like, you know, it's pretty fancy.
You might actually need to write some of this down
because there's a lot going on in some of these.
Oh, fucking hell.
Nikki Francis, who can I say has had a real good couple of days
in the Facebook group, Tony and Ryan Facebook.
Yep.
She's from Portsmouth.
Portsmouth?
Portsmouth.
Portsmouth.
In the UK.
If someone is an idiot, they're called a dinlo.
Dinlo.
Ah, yeah, dinlo.
And if they get angry, they copped a loo.
De loo? Copped the loo they copped a loo. De loo?
Copped the loo.
Copped the loo.
It's like, oh, they copped a bad run, they copped a bad draw.
What's wrong with them?
Oh, they copped the loo.
Oh.
Because loo in Australia is toilet.
Well, maybe that just means they've copped a bad luck or.
Oh, they've copped a toilet.
Copped the loo.
That sounds like you on the way to Sydney, actually. Copped a loo.
Well, Lop the loo's copped me on the highway.
So, Tony, in your best Portsmouth, UK accent,
can you please use dinlo and copped a loo?
Okay.
Here we go.
You're acting like a real dinlo.
Oh, it's as if you've copped a loo today, isn't it?
That's pretty good.
That's good, I think.
That's pretty good. I's good, I think.
I like that.
Nikki Francis, let me know how I went.
In New England, according to Jared B. Harris,
which I say according to Jared B. Harris because that guy.
We can't take his word for it yet.
I think you actually commented on this, Tony.
A fluffernutter is a peanut butter and marshmallow sandwich.
Doesn't that sound fucking elite?
I was just about to say elite.
I didn't know that was in your.
Vernacular.
But here we are.
Thank you.
I love that.
So.
It just looks so good.
Do you remember double decker yoghurt?
When you flipped it?
No, no, no.
That's a Dunkaroo.
Oh, this is a fucking WA thing.
Oh, God.
Western Australia. So it was like chocolate custard like no. That's a Dunkaroo. Oh, this is a fucking WA thing. Oh, God. Western Australia.
So it was like chocolate custard like yoghurt that you have here.
Yeah.
But then it had like a marshmallow layer.
Oh, what?
And they had that in WA for years.
And, yeah, that's what I'm imagining, that it's that with peanut butter,
which sounds so fucking good.
They also say wicked pisser when something's awesome.
Wicked pisser.
All right.
Yeah, I've got it.
And just a reminder, Jared's from New England, which is like Boston.
Yeah, not England, which is what I first thought.
And then I remembered that I've spoken to Jared B.
Harris before.
New England.
And it's New England.
Jared B.
Harris.
How distinguished to have a middle initial?
Oh, well, you go by your middle name.
But I'm not like Ryan.
Like Cher.
But I'm not like Ryan J. Dunn. Let's go with Jared B. Harris.
Mine doesn't work because I'm Tony L. Lodge.
Tony F. Lodge.
That works.
Yeah, Tony F. Lodge.
There.
Yeah, I like that.
Okay.
All right, so here is Fluffernutter and Wicked Pisser.
Hey, can I get a Fluffernutter?
It's going to be Wicked Pisser.
That's actually pretty good, isn't it?
I can't believe how many accents we got into one sentence.
Go again, go again.
Hey, I'm going to get a fluffernutter, it's going to be wicked pisser.
That's good, I think.
Yeah, okay.
I sound a bit like Pete Davidson.
Did I go a bit too Staten Island?
A bit Jersey Shore, yeah.
Okay, so. Give me a Boston.
Boston.
Boston.
Hang on.
I worked with a girl called Claire at my old job and she's from Boston.
Boston.
Hey, Tony.
Hey, Boston.
Yeah, can I get a Fluffernutter?
No, I'm doing the Italian-American thing.
Fluffernutter?
It's going to be wicked pisser.
No, that was California.
That was California hot girl.
You are wearing New Balance though, so that makes sense.
Yeah, thanks.
Call me Viv.
Yeah, I'll get a Fluffernutter.
Fluffernutter, it's going to be Wicked Pisser.
I should have just let you stop after.
The first one was probably the best.
Okay.
And it's not getting closer or better.
Yeah, I'm getting further away.
That's my bad.
One more to go.
All right, one more.
All right, this is going to be the one.
Thomas from Ireland.
Yeah, great.
Cork, in fact.
Langer is the word.
Yep.
And Langer, I reckon it must be similar to in Australia with mate,
that it can mean many things in many different occasions.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yep.
So Langer can mean dickhead.
Oh, that guy's a Langer.
Like, what a dickhead.
Yep.
If you're langers, it means you're hungover.
Oh, nice.
Yep.
Oh, mate, how are you doing this morning?
Full langers.
He's langers.
Full langers.
She's langers.
I like that.
And a well-endowed boy is said to have a big langer.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm just typing big langer, big cock.
Okay.
Ireland.
Oh, to be sure, to be sure.
Oh, you're acting like a right Langer.
And I'm bloody Langers this morning.
Oh, and I heard that that bloke you got with last night had a big Langer.
Groundskeeper Willie.
One of the great Langers of all time.
Sorry, I was going to say groundskeeper Langer,
actually.
He possesses.
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A massive thank you to a few of our champion top bills.
Okay, regional Tony, we're back in Australia. We're back in the city.
It feels right.
A massive thank you to Brett Rodenbacher.
Thank you so much.
Tana Davis, Lexi H, Sarah Hart, Chloe Elizabeth, Cree Cree,
Anya Ellerbrook, Katie Lewis, Kevin Londeen and Rachel Trimble.
Thank you so much for being part of our Patreon.
Lots of good stuff happening over there.
My blog is one of them.
Yeah, Tony's from the desk of Dr Tony Lodge.
Exactly right.
Thank you very much.
Very interesting this week as we learnt about your language skills.
Thank you.
We were going to write about Ryan's but it didn't meet the word count.
Excuse me.
I am a frequent user of chow.
You say howdy a lot.
Do you say chow? Yeah. Howdy and chow. I don't think I've ever heard user of chow. You say howdy a lot. Do you say chow?
Yeah, howdy and chow.
I don't think I've ever heard you say chow.
It's just so natural you wouldn't even notice.
Oh, yeah, it just slips right by.
On a Monday we like to just sort of go back through some feedback
from the previous week.
And I got into a bit of a pickle at Officeworks
when I went to get new printer ink.
Oh, that's right, yep.
But we did make it very clear.
And this is probably one of the only things that I would say 99%
of tapas all agree on.
Usually we're split down the middle on certain debates.
Everyone, just like you and I, are so excited to go
to an office supply store.
Yep.
How fucking good is it?
I love stationery.
I just don't think that the – oh, I love it.
It's so good.
Do you know what's also really fun?
Do you remember labelling your stuff as a kid like before school started?
You could go through and write like, Tony Lodge, room four.
I used to love that job.
Did you get excited about which kind of contact you would have
on your books this year?
Yep, yep.
I didn't really – in hindsight as an adult,
I assumed contacting books would be a bigger part of my life.
I hear that.
But now you just buy the book and you write in it.
Like what's the worst that can happen if you had uncontacted books?
Let's bring that back.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm going to go and buy some fucking books and some fucking contact,
fucking Bugs Life contact.
They probably don't even make it anymore.
And some fucking contact, fucking Bugs Life contact.
They probably don't even make it anymore.
They probably don't.
Now, but one issue came up.
Yeah.
Because I went to Officeworks to ask about printer ink and you said,
oh, I don't like to disturb the staff.
Yeah.
And I kind of went, well, you know, that's their job.
That's what they're there for.
Then I accused you of being anti-workforce.
Yeah.
You said that they would lose their jobs if I didn't ask them for help. If they had nothing to do, they would just get...
Lane Cox has messaged through.
Oh, Lane's been fucking mouthy lately.
I never expected Tony to be anti-workforce.
I thought she was for the people.
Oh!
Add psychic to my fucking resume, yep.
Spencer Shields has messaged.
Can't believe Tony would side with big printer over the workers.
Big printer.
I mean, you're either big printer or you're for the people
and you've made your call.
Hayley Noodle, the big nude.
Actually, fuck it.
I was getting on my high horse.
I've just realised this is.
For me?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hayley Noodle would never go on your side.
Well, Ryan has never sounded so boomer in his life.
If you don't interact with humans, he says, they'll lose their jobs.
It reminds me of when I used to work at the Woolies supermarket
and everyone hating on the self-serve machine.
Self-serve checkout, yep.
You sound like those 55-year-old nerdy dads who got angry about that.
In fact, when we were on the morning show the other day,
they asked us a question.
So we were on the morning breakfast show on telly the other day.
They asked us about robots in Kmart and I said,
I think it's great because the people that would complain
about low stock levels are the ones that don't want robots.
And you said, well, whenever I talk to a robot,
they can't bloody understand me so they bloody end up putting me
through to a bloody person anyway.
Boomer Ryan.
I have a question and I want you to be honest and I want people
that listen to the podcast to be honest as well.
Question.
In the Facebook group on the thread.
Question.
Question.
Now, I'm not going to like the answer but you can be honest.
Yeah, I will be.
I'm never not.
I know.
Do I bring a boomer energy to this show?
So did you want me to wait for you to finish?
I would have liked you to have to have thought about it.
You said you wanted me to be honest, so yeah, you do.
But in a cool way, not in like a.
There's no cool boomer way.
Okay, then yeah.
Why?
I didn't.
Just sometimes you say stuff.
I know that I'm slightly older than you.
Only slightly.
Like what are you, 35?
I'm 28.
Like there's not a big age difference.
You've been 28 for a few years now.
What?
I'm 28.
I'm 29 this year.
I've been 35 for a week.
Yeah.
And you've been 28 for four years.
Yeah, because I'm 28 this year. So I've been 29. Sorry, I'm 29 this year. I've been 35 for a week. Yeah. And you've been 28 for four years. Yeah, because I'm 28 this year.
So I've been 29.
Sorry, I'm 29 this year.
So you don't even know.
Your lies are catching up with you.
Oh, my God.
I'm in a web of lies.
She's 42.
Last week on the – so we've decided that when we review a movie,
Tony's going to rap it.
Yes.
And this week you're going to –
Did people like the rap?
They loved the rap.
Yes.
However, there's an issue.
Oh.
It's a good issue.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
And something that we didn't see coming,
but I genuinely empathise with people that had this issue
and it was an issue for many.
So we're wrapping the movie reviews.
You're wrapping the movie reviews.
Yeah.
What movie did we do last week?
Last week we did Twister, the Helen Hunt movie.
Let me read this out.
Oh.
We kept saying that coming up on the episode is a Twister rap
and lots of people thought we were talking about KFC.
Well, that's their fucking fault because we are a Red Rooster podcast.
Hey, fucking speak to yourself, sweetheart.
No way.
Apologies to Katie Miller.
Sorry, Katie.
Apologies to Benjamin Twigg and apologies to Nicholas Bickerton.
We are not talking about the KFC chili chicken twister wrap.
We would love to be talking about that, maybe after the show.
Could we do a rap about the twister?
I don't know.
It's getting too rap-ception.
Rap-ception.
Rap in a rap.
But apologies to everyone who is getting excited for KFC.
That was misleading.
Yeah.
And that is on brand for me because I would love nothing more.
Than a Twister rap.
Coming up today we're just going to talk about a Twister rap.
How fucking good is it?
Yeah, I agree.
Imagine that.
It's just 15 minutes.
People are like, have you ever had the one with the mayonnaise on it?
Actually, coming up on tomorrow's show.
We're going to talk about a Twister rap.
I'll sneak something in. Okay. Oh, what about the to talk about a Twister rap? I'll sneak something in.
Okay.
Oh, born about the episode.
And a Twister rap.
Finally, we talked about the fact that because we have sort of left our jobs
and now just like full-time, you know, independent creators,
what do we call ourselves?
Because this lady came up to you in the hairdresser and said,
so what do you do for a living?
I said, I have a podcast.
And she said, no, like for work.
Like for work though.
So, mate, have you not heard of the Fuck It Fund?
Yeah, choose Spotify.
So we said give some ideas for Tony's new LinkedIn job title
and you will choose one.
So I've got a final four to choose from.
Oh, okay.
I love this.
Love this.
Megan O-Ram.
O-Ram? O-Ram? O. Love this. Megan O-Ram. O-Ram?
O-Ram?
O-Ring.
Megan O-Ring.
Tony's job title should be emotional support person
because Tony and Ryan help my mental health every single day.
Now that might not win, but what a beautiful thing to say.
And Megan.
I love that.
That might not win.
Megan, thanks for the suggestion. It's a no from me, but thank you. Yeah, thanks though. But actually, thank you for for speed. That might not win. Megan, thanks for the suggestion.
It's a no from me but thank you.
Yeah, thanks though.
But actually thank you for saying that.
That's actually fucking lovely.
I don't know why you're saying thank you.
She didn't fucking say it to you.
Did she?
No.
Yeah, she didn't say Tony and Ryan's title should be this.
You don't sound like an emotional support person at this point.
You sound like an emotional support person.
I am for Megan, not for you.
Oh, my mistake.
Maybe I'll change it to Megan's emotional support person at this point? I am for Megan, not for you. Oh, my mistake. Maybe I'll change it to Megan's emotional support person.
Becky says.
Becky with the good hair, yep.
I was going to make that joke.
You should click on Becky's profile.
Does she have good hair?
You're talking to the queen of good hair.
Almost as good as Tony Lodge's.
Oh, thank you.
You're my emotional support person.
We got somewhere the other day and we had to run through.
There's been in Australia crazy winds, storms, floods, rain.
We got to this place the other day and we both look like we just ran
through the wind and the rain.
Oh, yeah, we were hot messes.
And Tony said, hey, when we get in there,
can you just tell them that I look good five minutes ago?
Because we'd all dressed up.
Because I literally look like I'd been swimming.
A drowned rat.
And you're like, hey, guys, just to let you know,
I did look great when I left the hotel.
They're like, you're looking good ten minutes ago.
It doesn't help us on TV, sweetheart.
Becky said, I know this is obvious.
I know this is what we all want, but I'm just going to put it out there
because it's what we all want to see.
Audio queen.
Audio queen.
Saw it coming from a mile away.
Thanks, Becky.
Benjamin Twig.
Oh, second shout-out for the Twig today.
Oh, big Twig-o.
Have you seen Benjamin's Twig?
Have you seen Benjamin's dad, Big Tree?
Yeah, what's Tree and Twig got to say?
The meow-gestic queen. The meow-gestic queen.
The meow-gestic queen.
Which for me is a favourite.
Kicks a lot of ox because you are majestic.
You love a meow and you are a queen.
I mean, there's not a letter wrong with that idea.
Okay, let's speak hypothetically here.
Say Spotify go, we're not interested anymore and something falls over.
You apply for a job?
Yeah, I apply for a job.
They look on my LinkedIn and they go, what the fuck is a meow-gestic queen?
And then you know what you say to that?
What?
Well, if you don't know, then you don't deserve my services.
Okay, but I probably really need a job at this point.
But seriously, I will take the job.
Yeah, I'd take the job.
Yeah, I'd love it.
Okay.
No, not qualified for anything, but.
Well, if you don't like that, okay.
Now, April.
April, I'm off April.
Oh, don't say that about my best friend, April.
Do you know her?
No.
She's friends with my friend, May.
That is awful.
You're better than that.
I'm not.
Oh, my mistake.
Tony's job title should be muscles because she carries this show.
Oh, I think we have a winner. We do.
No, I shouldn't have even made an adoption.
Look at you, loving yourself sick.
Oh, I like that.
You've got muscles over here.
You've got a sore back from carrying me around all the time.
Are we able to set up a, like, Tony and Ryan profile on LinkedIn
so it's, like, muscles at Tony and Ryan?
Yeah.
Let's do that.
That's fucking awesome.
Are you serious you're going with that one?
I love muscles, yeah.
That was like a joke.
I thought we were going with Meow Just In Queen. Yeah, well, mate. I thought we were going to meow Justin Queen.
Yeah, well, mate, I thought that you'd love my facts, okay?
Sometimes things don't go the way that we planned.
That's life, baby.
All right, Tony, what have you loved to see this week?
All right, I've loved to see Justin's star sharing this in our Facebook group.
He said, who better to share this news with than you all,
all the tarpers on our Facebook group.
My husband, Zachary, and I have found a surrogate
and we're going to have a baby!
Yeah!
We've been eager to start a family for so long
and now our dreams are coming true.
And really sadly, both of their dads passed away recently
and they're both taking this as a chance
to carry on their awesome dad's legacy,
become dads themselves.
And, oh, they said,
please send positive vibes our way as we navigate this journey.
You fucking love to see that.
Family is so fucking important.
It's so great that you're able to just, like,
pour all of your love into a little baby.
And, oh, my God,
I can't wait to see tiny baby photos of that little angel.
Hey, as you know,
your one-stop shop for global politics news is the Tony and Ryan podcast.
I can't even say that with a straight face.
Boris Johnson resigned the other day.
Yes.
Oh, you do love to say that.
Well, yeah.
So this girl has just finished work for the day.
You know how on the news they're always like,
oh, something's happened and we got the reaction of the public.
Yep.
And there's like the reporter with the microphone going,
oh, so what do you think of the news?
And she's just walked out of work and has not read the news for a few days.
Yeah.
And looks like she had a pretty big night last night.
Okay.
And she's not quite sure.
So she comes out and they go, hey, mate, Boris Johnson's resigned.
What do you think?
And this...
I didn't even know he resigned.
I've just finished work, so...
Well, that's a bit of good news for the day, I suppose, isn't it?
I didn't even... I didn't even isn't it? I didn't even...
I didn't even know he resigned.
I didn't even know he resigned.
I like that voice you did.
And her eyes are in the back of her head.
Oh, my God.
What's going on?
Why is there bright lights out here, bro?
Well, you do love to see that
and people taking an interest in politics.
It's good to see.
I voted three years ago and is he still there?
Oh, I haven't seen him.
Is he that lad with the hair?
With the shit haircut?
That same guy?
Didn't even know he resigned.
Didn't even know he resigned.
I just finished work.
Well, that's a bit of good news for the day, I suppose, isn't it?
It's like a huge piece of news.
Anyway.
That's pretty good news.
What's for dinner, mate?
Yeah, might as well steak and chips. Yeah, me too. Sweet. All right it's pretty good news. What's for dinner, mate? Yeah, might just go steak and chips.
Yeah, me too. Sweet. Alright, tomorrow
on the show. Things you can
say while you're at the beach
and also in the beach room.
And also, I'm back to university
doing my part-time MBA.
Yes, yes, yes. And I
am flapped
about something. I'm usually
cool, calm and collected. Tony, you're the one that might get a bit anxious and a bit unsure and a bit flapped. A bit flapped about something. I'm usually cool, calm and collected.
Tony, you're the one that might get a bit anxious and a bit unsure
and a bit flapped.
But...
You're in a tiz.
I'm fucking all worked up.
I'm back...
Is that because you're doing your meow-mba?
That's not going to get me a job.
No, it's not.
Neither is me.
That'll be on my LinkedIn. I'm studying a meow-mba. Yeah, okay. Well, mine get me a job. No, it's not. No, there is maybe. That'll be on my LinkedIn.
I'm studying a meow MBA.
Yeah, okay.
Well, mine says meowsles.
All right, we'll chat to you tomorrow.
Thanks so much for getting around us.
We really appreciate it.
Love to see you.
Meow.
Love you, meow.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
Meow.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
Love you, bye.