Toni and Ryan - Audio Queen vs Tennis Moans

Episode Date: September 6, 2022

THE AUDIO QUEEN'S FINEST plus Ryan's MANY roles within the podcast, and an update on Frank Green Water Bottle shipping. Love ya! Toni x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure ...you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello, welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. Who are we calling? We're calling Blair, who is in Brisbane and behind the scenes chat. It's taken Tony and I about a month to figure out how to call internationally and we've got a Skype account and done all this stuff and Blair is in Australia. In Australia. Yep. Fantastic. Could have called for free.
Starting point is 00:00:16 Yeah. Is that the Skype noise? Yeah, it's weird, isn't it? Oh, there we go. I'm confused. I think it went from Skype and it realised it's Australia and started calling. Hello? Hi, is that Blair?
Starting point is 00:00:36 It's Blair. It's Tony and Ryan. How are you doing? I'm doing good. Thank you for calling. Oh, my God. Are you okay, Blair? Look, mate, I work so good. Thank you for calling. Oh, my God. Are you okay, Blair? Look, mate, I work in super.
Starting point is 00:00:49 So I've been dealing with a lot of stuff this morning, and your voice is the saving grace I need right now. It's only 10 a.m., so that's not good, Blair. That's not a good sign. But, Blair, will you approve this episode? You bloody oak. Bloody oak. I do. That's the most Queensland response we But Blair, will you approve this episode? You bloody oak. Bloody oak. Yes, I do.
Starting point is 00:01:05 That's the most Queensland response we could have got. I love that. Welcome to Brisbane, everyone. Hey, it's Blair from Brisbane, and I approve this podcast. All right, coming up on today's show, have you ever decided to do something, gone, yep, this feels like a great idea, and then you get to that moment and you think, what have I signed up for? Bitten off a little bit more than I can chew?
Starting point is 00:01:44 Yep. I don't think you have. An update from the chief shipping officer of the Tony and Ryan podcast. Spoiler alert. It's been a big few days. We've got arms of the business. We now have a business. We've got arms of the business that we never thought we would.
Starting point is 00:01:59 Yep. And why did I decide to be in charge of the shipping? I think that at the time I was doing something and you're like, cool, I'll do that. I'll do this other thing. How hard could it be? Send out five bottles. Yep.
Starting point is 00:02:11 All right. An update from the, actually, what's my title? The Chief Merchandise International Shipping Customs Taxation and TARPA Relations Officer. An announcement. What am I called? Tony, Audio Queen. Actually, that is exactly what you're called because let's do that right now.
Starting point is 00:02:26 Tony cuts the audio for this podcast. Audio Engineer by Trade. Yeah. You're about to hear why. Your title just sounds really good, doesn't it? Would you want to be in charge of shipping? No, I don't. Because that sounds like you want to take it off my hands.
Starting point is 00:02:42 No, I want a better title. Then Audio Queen. Audio Queen is one of the great titles. Is it? take it off my hands. No, I want a better title. Then Audio Queen. Audio Queen is one of the great titles. Is it? We call muscles on LinkedIn. Yeah, I am. You're also the alpha dog hip-hipper. I am.
Starting point is 00:02:52 I'll add that to my LinkedIn definitely. Chief hip-hip officer. C-H-H-O. Great. Okay, yeah, I'm happy now. Thank you. All right. First of all, let's head to Philadelphia,
Starting point is 00:03:01 which we are literally heading to Philadelphia next October to go to Paige's wedding. I think it's August. Really? I think so. Paige, if you're listening to this, which you will be. Chief wedding planning officer. Get onto it. Fuck.
Starting point is 00:03:13 Yeah, okay. Philadelphia, in a later study, is the rudest city in the USA. Rudest? Yeah, but locals. Ryan, I don't want to go there. You saw me at the Karen restaurant. Yeah, how do you feel about this? Let me read the opening line of this article.
Starting point is 00:03:30 Philadelphia is the rudest city in the USA, according to a new study, but locals say that's only if you're a piece of shit whining baby who can't take a fucking joke, you asshole. Have you ever watched It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia? One of the great shows. Yeah, as if that isn't a line from that. Exactly. So Rocky is from Philadelphia, the OG.
Starting point is 00:03:54 Rocky Balboa? Yeah. He's from Philly. Oh, I've never seen it. Fucking hell. What's that movie called? Rocky. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:03 And then Rocky 2, Rocky 3, Rocky 4. Yeah, I was thinking of Rambo. Yeah, okay. Because that's also that guy, isn't it? Well, they're all the same character. What's he called? He's called Sylvester Stallone. Yes, yep.
Starting point is 00:04:17 I think there's another Rocky. And then The Expendables where they're like anyone who's been in an action movie in the last 50 years, you're in. Oh. Have you seen that one? No. Oh, it's like Bruce Willis. No, I had sex in high school.
Starting point is 00:04:28 So no, I haven't watched that shit movie. Oh. Anyway, here's, yeah, fuck you, I'm going to make this. So this is Rocky. I'm going to blame it a bit. This is Rocky explaining how Philadelphia is actually quite friendly. But I don't know, the way he's saying it, how he treats people who aren't from there,
Starting point is 00:04:47 makes me think that maybe they're not that friendly after all. Hey. What is this? Not like that. No, no. What? Is that kind of close? Do you want to Google it real quick?
Starting point is 00:05:04 Yeah, can I? Get a reference point. Yeah, okay. Rocky Balboa talking. And ads playing. Oh, that looked quite good. It's for shoes. Do you want some?
Starting point is 00:05:23 That's not him. Absolutely do that. All right. You want to come to Philadelphia? I've never been somewhere where the people are so friendly. Hey, fuck you, man. Don't you say we're not unfriendly because we're so fucking polite. Type Google Rocky speech.
Starting point is 00:05:42 This is what it is. I've got this. That's what I've got. You're scared of death. Google Rocky's speech. This is what it is. I've got this. That's what I've got. You're scared to death. Yeah, you're supposed to. I think I do. I think I, yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:56 We're supposed to. You don't want to come to Philadelphia. You don't know what you're doing. We're so polite. You don't know. You don't know what you're doing. We're so polite. You don't know. Anybody that thinks that people from Philadelphia are rude can get fucked.
Starting point is 00:06:12 Is that? Yep. Yeah. That was a journey. I'm glad we all took it. Chief voice officer. Chief voice officer. Let's move the fuck on. I really tried.
Starting point is 00:06:24 Yep. Do you think people will hate that? I tried my hardest. They'll appreciate that you tried your hardest. Good. And I think people from Philadelphia. It's weird because you nailed the Minnesota one a few weeks ago. We got a lot of messages from.
Starting point is 00:06:35 And the other one that I got. The water park. The water park one. Which is strangely about 15 minutes down the road from Philadelphia and they sounded real different. All right, final one. Are the US open on this week and next week? Yes.
Starting point is 00:06:48 You know how some players, there's often a bit of a grunt going on? Oh, yeah. Fucking Serena. Yeah. Oh, my God. G-O-A-T. I don't like saying actually. Yeah, no, I'm with you.
Starting point is 00:07:00 Fucking, oh. What a lord. Yeah. Now, one of the French female players moans, it's starting to sound more sexual than it is sporting. Yep. So what you're about to hear is the longer the rally goes on, the more it sounds like she's not really playing tennis,
Starting point is 00:07:17 but she's actually doing the deed. And by the end of the point, I think she actually reaches the conclusion. Love all. Love all. Love all. She's playing against the wall. Quiet, please. We should do next week things you can say playing tennis and also in the bedroom.
Starting point is 00:07:40 Have we done that? Have we done that? Fuck, I can't keep up. But that's actually a really good idea. I'll be the opponent who's a bit more subdued. Oh, okay. All right. So I'll serve.
Starting point is 00:07:52 Oh, you'll serve. Oh, okay. Hope it's not a fault. All right. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:08:02 Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Oh, it's so loud. What does that mean? Oh, my God. In friends. In friends. In friends. In friends.
Starting point is 00:08:21 In friends. I'll just film down the road. In Friends. In Friends. I'll just film down the road. Hey, it's Blair from Brisbane and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A shout out to a few of our champion tarpers over at our Patreon and tarpers, Tony and Ryan podcast listeners. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:52 For anybody. I reckon once a week I get asked about that. Yeah, and I always think it's just so, and whenever people, you tell people, they go, oh, of course. Of course it is. Yeah. But for all our champion tarpers over at our Patreon, thank you so much. But a few in particular today, Hayley Hershey and Kimberly Dickens,
Starting point is 00:09:09 thank you so much. Lucia Cabezudo, Abby Stoned. Abby Stoned. Oh, Abby Stoned. Yeah. Is that a joke? What will you be tonight? Abby Stoned.
Starting point is 00:09:22 Well, I won't be because I'm an adult. Why would you be eating Doritos? Because I'd be stoned. Yeah. I think that might be a joke. Thanks, Abby, if it is. Yeah. And if not, sorry for just, you know, making fun of your family's name.
Starting point is 00:09:36 I didn't mean. Anyway, Jordan Rodriguez, thank you so much. Mel Lander, Adam Preeti, Meg, Corey Johnson, Melissa Lay, Ben Bohe, Alexa Kerr, and Lily Barnett. A huge thank you to all of you, each and every one of you. We love you so much and we hope that you have a blessed day. Now some tarpers are doing something in their sleep and in the middle of the night.
Starting point is 00:10:03 In their sleep? That has divided the people in the Tony and Ryan Facebook group. So tomorrow in Normal or Nah, this person goes, oh, just checking, this is normal. And a lot of people are like, ooh. Sometimes if you have to ask, maybe you already know the answer. But also keep asking because Thursday is one of my favourite episodes.
Starting point is 00:10:24 And if you don't ask, the normal or nah does not happen. Yeah, true. Sorry, scratch what I said. So that's coming up tomorrow. But as I was saying earlier, I feel like everyone at some stage in their life has done something where they thought this is a good idea. Yeah. And as reality sets in and the logistics of it, oh, we'll get a boat.
Starting point is 00:10:44 Cool. Do you know how to back it in the ramp? Do you know how to fill it up? Do you know how to drive? Yeah. Oh, Sutton, yeah. Maybe not. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:51 I'll do the renovating myself. We don't need to get a builder. Oh, I reckon that is one of people's biggest regrets. Save a bit of money. I reckon. And then they go, oh, it actually cost us way more fucking money and it looks shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:03 Do you reckon there's also a bit of truth in, like, oh, well, how hard could it be? Absolutely. And that you look at someone doing something and you go, I could ship a couple of water bottles. How hard could that be? Quite difficult, in fact. So my wife, Bridget, likes knitting.
Starting point is 00:11:18 It's her, like, chill out, brain can focus on something else. Yep. Kind of vibe. And she made, like, these little kind of like tea towels, washcloths and stuff. And then she goes, I think I'm going to make a hoodie. Bit different. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:33 So we're talking a cloth that's what like 10 inches. And square and like a tea towel, yeah. Yeah. Not even 10 inches. And then, yeah, and I reckon there was a few, like a few rows in and went, ooh, yeah. No, that was a pretty big A. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:47 Yeah, and a lot of movement. It kind of comes out a bit and then moves in. Yeah. And then the arms come out. Yeah. Yeah. So I've bitten off more than I can chew when I said. Well, how's the hoodie?
Starting point is 00:11:59 Hang on. No, well, how's the hoodie? Has she given up? I haven't seen a final product. You know when you walk into my house and on the right on the floor, there's those boxes? Is that full of wool for this jumper she's going to make? Yeah, I think it was a jumper.
Starting point is 00:12:13 And then she made some, like, cool booties and a beanie for our friends that had a baby. Yeah. That was good. And I think that gave her, I won't say a false sense of security, but it gave her some confidence. She's like, the booties are great. And when we see the baby, the baby's got a blanket, the bridge made.
Starting point is 00:12:26 Whenever we see the baby in the blanket, it melts our heart, obviously. And it's nice giving a homemade gift as well. Yeah. Unless it's like a bottle of sand. You remember like giving that from that you'd make at school or whatever? Yeah, that's not true. Sorry. Anyway.
Starting point is 00:12:44 Kids craft. They've bitten off more than they can true. Sorry. Anyway. No, you're right. Kids craft. They've bitten off more than they can chew. I like craft. I'm making a card for Lynn at the moment. It's very good. I just bought all the stuff. Did you have it started yet? It's on the table.
Starting point is 00:12:55 Great. Yeah, but it's on the way. Lynn's coming. Anyway, so you said how hard could it be? I was obviously busy doing something else. Thank fuck. I thought how hard could it be? I was obviously busy doing something else. Thank fuck. I thought how hard could it be to send 50 Frank Green slash Tony and Ryan drink bottles to some tarpers?
Starting point is 00:13:12 We didn't realise that there would be, and I've got the count here, so far 2,200 Frank Green water bottles have been shipped to, do you want to guess how many countries? Ooh. 10? Ooh. 10? 64. Whoa, really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:31 And before you get excited, let me tell you, although Europe counts for a few, that's 64 different currencies. That's 64 different shipping arrangements and import tax setups. Tax? Oh, no, no, no. Not for me. So for those playing along at home, they'll know that there was about 57 delays last week.
Starting point is 00:13:52 I am paying back people's import tax in Canada, Germany, and now France because I couldn't. Zoo to law. Zoo to law. Because I was like, I don't feel right about going, here's a bottle. And they go, oh, yeah, it's for free with your membership. You just have to pay $50 in tax. And you're like, well, it's more than a fucking bottle.
Starting point is 00:14:12 So I'm figuring out how to do all that. And can I just say. You're doing a great job, mate. Actually, though, just to take a breath here. Everyone has been like, I'd say 98%. Very understanding. And I've actually spoken to a lot of people on the phone. Everyone has been like, I'd say 98%, very understanding, and I've actually spoken to a lot of people on the phone, a lot of DMs, a lot of emails.
Starting point is 00:14:30 Everyone's been really lovely and patient. Like I said, we bit off more than we could chew. Who fucking knew? But thank you for your patience. However, I've got a few things I need to share here. Okay. You look nervous. Are you nervous?
Starting point is 00:14:42 No, I just think that people don't understand that genuinely we thought we would have like maybe 300 bottles. Like and then it ended up being almost 2,500. Like not only is it that we bit off more than we could chew, we really underestimated what people would, yeah. And then last week we couldn't ship outside of Australia for a few hours and the shipping guy goes, it's your website, and the website guy goes, nah, it's your shipping guy.
Starting point is 00:15:06 Shipping guy. Guys, we need to get in a room. And we're trying to tear up a call and they're like, oh, I reckon it's fine. And we're like, well, it's not fucking working. You can tell who is the calm one. Yeah. I handled it quite well, actually. And I was just responding to the 5,000 DMs of people who were like, hey, I can't shit to my country. And the funny thing
Starting point is 00:15:26 is that when people ask questions, I don't know the answer. Yeah. So we're like, we'll check it out for you. What should I do? I'm like, great question. Fucked him on. Someone emailed, sorry to bother you, Tony, but I'm fine bothering Ryan. What an arsehole. What an arsehole.
Starting point is 00:15:44 Oh, that's how I go about my life too. I think I'm fine bothering you. Yeah. What's it about me that's so easily botherable? Mate, why are you taking this wrong? This is nice. People are like, oh, Tony, I'm so sorry. But with Ryan, Ryan's approachable.
Starting point is 00:15:58 Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's nice. Thanks for the compliment. Fuck you. Who was that? No, no, thanks for the compliment. You sent me their email. I can confirm not one, not two, but 12 people that,
Starting point is 00:16:09 because we sent out a code and we're like, like any online shipping, you put in the code, it becomes free. Yeah. 12 people just forgot to put the code in. And they go, hey, Ryan, I was so excited. I got the code. I copied it. I went and loaded in, forgot to paste the code in the thing, and I just bought it. What do I do? Yep. And I go, I don so excited. I got the code. I copied it. I went and loaded it in. Forgot to paste the code in the thing, and I just bought it.
Starting point is 00:16:26 What do I do? Yep. And I go, I don't know. Great question. Why did you not put the code in? I was just so excited. I just forgot to put it in. So one person emailed that through, and I'm like, ah, you silly old bugger.
Starting point is 00:16:39 Twelve people. Hey, Ryan, I accidentally paid. What do I do? Can I have my money back? I'm like, well, yeah, but I don't know how I'm going to fucking figure that out, but I'll figure it out. I saw a comment on Patreon, right? And it was like somebody saying, oh, I've accidentally paid.
Starting point is 00:16:53 Got really excited. Accidentally paid. And then they go, I've emailed customer service. Like, oh, that's me. Who's customer service? It's Ryan putting a different hat on and going, yeah, well, now I'm replying to customer service emails. It doesn't matter what your email. It comes to us.
Starting point is 00:17:09 Yeah, we've got a couple of different email addresses and it's just me sitting at the same computer. But it was just so like, fuck, what a ruse. Yeah, we have a condom. Gotcha. Gotcha. 14 people. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:17:23 Not one, not two. 14 typed in the wrong address. That is just. What I will accept, though, is that sometimes there's like autofill. Yeah. That surely your autofill is resembling where you live or maybe your work or your mum's place or whatever. See, that's what I reckon.
Starting point is 00:17:42 It's either like you've sent it to your boyfriend's house or your mum's or work or something. See, that's what I reckon. It's either like you've sent it to your boyfriend's house or your mum's or work or something. How could it just be wrong? Yeah. And there was a few that were not in order, I feel like. I just typed in a place I don't live and I was like, how did you fucking do that? I can't, like, I don't know what you want me to do.
Starting point is 00:18:01 So what happens is, is when you buy it, wherever you buy it from, so if you buy it in the US, it triggers the US factory, and they're the US one. People were getting them like hours. It's so fucking fast. People were getting them before they'd even ordered them. So people, yeah, that's inception or something. I think I might.
Starting point is 00:18:18 Oh, fuck, here it is. It went back in time. So people would email and go, Ryan, I've typed in the wrong address. Can I change it? And I'm like, it's left. It's gone. So wherever you sent it. You've got to go there and pick it up.
Starting point is 00:18:30 And they're like, what should I do? And, of course, I said. I don't know. I don't know. And so a few of them I tried to like wrangle with UPS and stuff. When you go, there's a bottle in the, there's 100. So one of them, can you just grab it out and send it to their new place? But let me share you a story from Shmonica.
Starting point is 00:18:48 Oh, hi, Shmonica. Now, Shmonica is the hero of this podcast, and I just want to say that Shmonica is one of my favourite tapas for her loyalty and because what she's doing for herself. She's standing up for herself and she's choosing herself and putting herself first. Okay. What's your favourite instrument?
Starting point is 00:19:05 Is it a harsh moniker? Yeah. That was my schmarmoniker. That was actually fantastic. Sorry, my face is about to melt off. That vibrated my top lip. It makes you feel a bit funny. Oh, no, it's rattled me, that has.
Starting point is 00:19:19 I'll do it again, though, because it's kind of good. Yeah, do it again. Oh, no. Have a little drink. Thank you, Thank you. Thank you. Pause. Does that make you feel better?
Starting point is 00:19:30 Yeah. Okay. Shmonica. I actually typed in the address of my ex-boyfriend's house. Oh, no. Actually, first of all, does that mean that he's like on the mind? Like you don't just type that in, right? You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:19:44 But I guess if you're like there all the time. She lived there. Oh, then I think, okay, let's put ourselves in Schmonica's shoes for a second. Oh, my God. I've been waiting for this water bottle for ages. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. They're finally live.
Starting point is 00:20:01 Oh, quick add to cart. Oh, my God. Put in the address. Oh, my God. I feel like you could do it. Yeah. It's believable. Shmonica says, we broke up and I moved out about two years ago.
Starting point is 00:20:11 Oh, no. Sorry. Take it back. I thought you were going to say two weeks, two months. I moved out two years ago because I found someone who treats me right and treats me better. And she made the call two years ago and I went, nah. Fuck this.
Starting point is 00:20:27 I deserve better. Oh, Schmonica. We love to see that. Which is why I'm all about Schmonica. Yep. If you haven't already sent the bottle, can I change the address? And Schmonica is in the USA. Again, lightning fast.
Starting point is 00:20:40 Schmonica, we can't do anything. Once it's been labelled and shipped, there's not a lot I can do. So I messaged her and I was like, mate, I fucking feel for you. How awkward. But, like, it's probably going to be there in the next – like, it's on its way. Fuck. I was like, if it's a real issue, I can send you another one.
Starting point is 00:21:01 Heaven forbid I don't want you to, like, go someplace you don't feel right. Exactly. So, like, worse comes to worse, we'll cop that and I'll send it out. Yep. She goes, nah, but it's just a bit awkward, you know. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, of course it is. There's nothing worse than, like, bumping into an ex, let alone going to their, yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:22 Well, it gets more awkward. Okay. My ex is a podcaster. He has his own podcast. Now, not only does he know that I moved on to a better man, when that water bottle arrives, he's going to know I've moved on to a better podcast. No.
Starting point is 00:21:42 How's your show going, though? Yeah, cool. I just came to pick up the drink bottle from the one that's good. Yeah. Oh, my God. I wonder what her ex-boyfriend's podcast is. She's like, my ex-boyfriend's Howard Stern. He's like, yeah, shit drink bottle.
Starting point is 00:22:05 Who's fucking Schmoney and Schmine? They can go fuck themselves. I used to date Joe Rogan and it's going to be so awkward when the bottle rubs off. Exactly. When I turn up to his $200 million palatial mansion and I have to talk to his butler, his mailman. So I can't guarantee this, that we'll get an answer,
Starting point is 00:22:29 but I will be following up with Shmonica. Okay. So maybe next week when she's gone around there, say g'day to Howard and Jo. Yeah. All right. Things you love to see. Toni, what do you love to see?
Starting point is 00:22:45 So this female-founded Aussie small business, it's a water bottle business called Basis. Right. And they, so different water bottles are. Was today the day to bring this up? Well, I think it's pretty cool. My favourite water bottle company in the world. No, not my favourite water bottle company.
Starting point is 00:23:03 Oprah's. I stand corrected. Thank you. So this little small biz from Australia, three girls run it. Yep. It's called Beysis. B-E-Y-S-I-S. They've gone viral and like fully sold out.
Starting point is 00:23:17 They've gone what, sorry? V-V-V-Viral, sorry. After Oprah ordered one and then talked about it on her Instagram. Went whatever Oprah touches. Oh, turns to gold. Turns to gold. In this situation. I know.
Starting point is 00:23:33 And you get on LinkedIn, mate. Put it down. I know. Put that as a quote. Blow it up. Their sales spiked by 1,200%. What? Turns to salt. What the fuck? spiked by 1200%. Fucking hell. What?
Starting point is 00:23:46 Turns to salt. What the fuck? So Oprah gets on her IG and says they're the perfect water bottle. They fucking blow up. And then she ordered them as party favours for guests. It's like a personalised water bottle. So in like a beautiful cursive writing down the side, it says like Oprah. And on the lid it says Oprah.
Starting point is 00:24:03 But she ordered them as party favours. They've gone off. And these girls like woke up overnight. It happened. They woke up and they went, what the fuck are we going to do? They've opened their email and gone, oh, we've got 500 in the factory and 75,000 people have ordered one. Similar to what happened to us. Oh, mate, if you need a chief logistics merchandising
Starting point is 00:24:20 and international customs relations officer. I'll point you to one. Yeah. But I fucking love to see that. I do love to see that. I do love to see that. I think that's so cool. I've got a few. I don't want to derail your story, but I've got a few issues.
Starting point is 00:24:29 Okay. I do have the article open still so I can answer any logistical questions. It's not about them. Oh, okay. Again, great story. You don't want me to bring out the water bottles today. Maybe just not today's episode. Okay.
Starting point is 00:24:40 Like straight after. Like maybe tomorrow, you know? Or like we're on five days a week. Yeah. Okay. Great story. I've misread that. Great story.
Starting point is 00:24:49 Don't get me wrong. Just maybe not today. I'm really sorry. But good on them though. I am actually pumped for them. I'd love to see an Aussie biz duo. Second of all. Do you want me to do a different You'll Love to See It?
Starting point is 00:25:01 Nah. I've got another one. Oh, man. Tell it to yourself three minutes ago. Oh, now I'm really embarrassed. I've got another one. Oh, man, tell it to yourself three minutes ago. Oh, now I'm really embarrassed. I've got another issue. So I wasn't trying to derail your water bottle thing. I've got, no, first of all, it's our water bottle thing.
Starting point is 00:25:13 Our water bottle thing. Yeah. You know that thing with your face on it that's been sent all around the world to 64 countries? Yeah. Maybe just let that have its day. Sorry. Yeah. Anyway, My loved to see it
Starting point is 00:25:25 There's another water bottle coming Mount Franklin No, my other issue with your story Where did you grow up? Where did I grow up? Yeah In Perth So I grew up in like suburban Melbourne
Starting point is 00:25:37 Yeah The term party favours You said that a few times What does that mean? Where do you come from? Party favavors? It's like, like, like Bombanieri at a wedding, but it's like, so it's like, did you remember getting like a party bag when you left?
Starting point is 00:25:55 Like a lolly bag? Yes. Yeah. That's like partyfavors. Where you come from? Well, that's what it said in the article that it was partyfavors, but that's what it is. So where I come from. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:07 Which is why when you said it, a fucking red flag went off. Oh. What is it? Oh, what have I said? Like, if you were going out to a club or a party. Yeah. And then it's like, are you drinking? And it's like, nah, I won't drink much, but there might be a few party favours there.
Starting point is 00:26:25 Oh, bitter. Some people use it as a code word for drugs. Bitter booger sugar. Bitter booger sugar. Wacky tobacco. Wacky tobacco. Devil's lettuce. It's just like a term for like drugs.
Starting point is 00:26:38 So you go, oh, Oprah's hooking up people with party favours. Water bottles. I was like, righto. If anyone's asking, we did not send drugs to people. We sent water bottles. Water bottles is not code for drugs. Oprah is not a drug dealer. No one said that.
Starting point is 00:26:59 It's got to, like, when you said Oprah is hooking up people with party favours, I was like, yeah, I just I said. Yeah, I just... I just... A lot of feelings. Oh, no. God, this is really taking a turn. I'm sorry for bringing up the water bottles. I've upset you.
Starting point is 00:27:13 No, no, I'm sorry. I'm just... I'm just disappointed. I talked about drugs. Accidentally. My love to say it. Yep, move on. Can we pull one out for Brendan Fraser?
Starting point is 00:27:23 Oh, yeah. What a dude. Yeah. What a dude. Yeah. Cast aside by Hollywood, is that like a bit of a rough trot? It's like eight or ten years since he's fucking had a role, yeah. Yeah, because he like spoke out about some, like he was groped and stuff by this like old Hollywood exec and he spoke out and it was like just before,
Starting point is 00:27:42 like everyone was like, oh, don't say that about the president of the Hollywood following press. You know, you ruin his career. And he's like, he fucking, so he was kind of like, fuck that. Like he was like a big. He was me too. He was pre me too. And kind of got.
Starting point is 00:27:54 Pre too. Yeah. And he was pre too. And I think like, this is the reason why people didn't come out because you say something bad about the boss. And then you get fucked off. Yeah. And so he's come out with the all-time performance. Someone updated his Wikipedia page saying he's already won the 2023 Academy Award.
Starting point is 00:28:10 That's right. But the movie's called The Whale and there was like a six-minute standing ovation. And because he's had such a rough time, he's just out the front like bawling his eyes out and it's sort of his like, I've had a real rough fucking decade. And he's just like, I'm back. Thank you. People actually respect me and my work. And because The Mummy's like a bit of a funny comedy.
Starting point is 00:28:28 Yeah, and George of the Jungle. Not taken overly seriously and I think he just had this real moment of like, yeah, I am actually a good actor and I've been in the wilderness for a while but I'm feeling good. And it just... Oh, good for you, Brendan Fraser. Yeah, what a dude. Oh, what a great guy.
Starting point is 00:28:44 When I watched that, I was a bit like, I can't believe I'm almost crying about the guy who's in The Mummy. Yeah. I haven't seen The Mummy. Yeah, right. It's, I mean, it is what it is. It's fun. He's a bit of a hottie, isn't he?
Starting point is 00:28:58 Yeah. Isn't he, innit? Yeah. Yeah, and there's like a couple of little like, you know, real little zingy jokes. Right. It's scary, but it's also like a bit boomtish and funny and stuff. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:29:07 It's good. But I love to see him doing well. Good on you. And we'll be sending him some party favours to celebrate. And Brendan Fraser has come out with a line of water bottles. Everyone go and check it out. I'm so embarrassed. All right. I'm so embarrassed Alright, tomorrow on the show Water bottles
Starting point is 00:29:31 Even more Every type that's ever been released Yeah Chat to you then Love you, bye

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