Toni and Ryan - Big Bin Brouhaha

Episode Date: July 9, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author Tony Lodge and I don't want to get ahead of ourselves, but we're about to call Tanner in Utah and I copyright, I want to own the rights to this story because it'll be a movie. Well, probably Tanner does. No, it's on our podcast. Oh, okay. Do we own the IP then? Nah, probably not. I don't think so. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:27 Either way, you're going to shoot yourself. We own this variation. Yep. Yeah. Is this Tony and Ryan? Is this Tanner and Ryan? What? This is Tanner, right?
Starting point is 00:00:41 This is Tanner, yeah. Yeah, Tanner and Ryan. Yeah, Tanner and Ryan. It is us. Tana, how are you today? I'm doing great. How are you guys? I'm doing really well.
Starting point is 00:00:50 Oh, we're so good. Because I've hit the jackpot because I've just said I want to own the rights to your story about you and your husband because it sounds like an A-grade fucking drama. But I don't know it, so can you please share? Well, first of all, Tanner, how long have you and your husband known each other for? We've known each other for like 15 or 16 years now. We've known each other since middle school.
Starting point is 00:01:14 Wow. Yeah, high school sweethearts. But please, tell us something that you have in common. We have the same first girlfriend. Where's she now now i often get annoyed when people talk about a love triangle but it's not a triangle it's just an angle because for it to be a triangle you need that third closed loop yeah and this ladies and gentlemen yeah is the perfect triangle. It is glorious.
Starting point is 00:01:47 It is. Because they've all been with each other. That's amazing. Yeah. Where is she now? Does she get an invite to your wedding? What's the deal with that? She moved.
Starting point is 00:01:56 So I live in Utah or we live in Utah. She moved out to Washington. Had to get away. We offered an invite to her, but she didn't want it. So she was probably super jealous. She should be happy. She's what made you guys have something in common. You kissed her.
Starting point is 00:02:16 You kissed her. So let's kiss each other. How did you know you didn't like girls? Oh, that girl. Me too. Yeah. She put me off as well. Laissez-faire cotton socks. Okay. But actually, she is the one that told me too yeah she put me off as well yeah um let's say cotton socks okay but
Starting point is 00:02:26 actually she is the one that told me i was gay i grew up so sheltered i had no clue that gay was a thing i thought what i was going through was just a normal thing but no like i remember right before uh cooking class in middle school she's like i, I think you're gay. And I'm like, I have no idea what that is. So I looked it up online and was like, oh, okay. She's a very gay mother. Tana, thanks so much for sharing that with the Tafas. And I feel like- That's amazing.
Starting point is 00:02:56 Cracking tale. And I actually own the rights to it now. So Hollywood, look out. Yeah. I'll give you a slice. Oscar's buzz. Yeah, there's Oscar buzz. There's Oscar buzz.
Starting point is 00:03:03 Tana, will you approve today's podcast? Of fucking course I will. Woohoo! Hi, my name is Tanner from Utah in the United States and I fucking approve this podcast. All right. On Monday, we talked about ways to save money. Today, there's a few things that have been purchased on the Tony and Ryan credit card that need some discussing.
Starting point is 00:03:37 Oh. And it says a lot about who we are as people. Okay. That's all I'll say. All right. We'll get to that in a sec. First, what did you believe as a child? Everything.
Starting point is 00:03:51 Yeah. Well, we used to call Tony a marketer's dream. Yeah. Oh, this cures everything. And you go, great, here's all my money. Yeah, done. But I think you don't know any better when you're young and you just make assumptions and then you grow up and go and go oh I think it's also not just the assumptions because you kind of put
Starting point is 00:04:09 two and two together and you're like well that makes sense and maybe you create a little rule in your head which then influences other things but also if you've got siblings or like anyone in your life that's older and maybe likes to mess with you, then there's also those things that I was definitely fucking victim of as the youngest of four. Thanks to Kyra. Hi, Kyra. Who created this thread. Maybe just Kyra.
Starting point is 00:04:40 K-Y-R-A. Probably just Kyra. Really? Yeah. That's got Kyra energy toA. Probably just Kira. Really? Yeah. That's got Kyra energy to me. Probably just Kira. Who like shared this meme into the Tony and Ryan Facebook group. Yep.
Starting point is 00:04:52 I thought Michael Jackson had to stop whatever he was doing and sing whenever I put his CD on. Oh. As a result, I never played it at night so he could spend time with his family. I mean, it's a wholesome idea, isn't it? Yep. And a lot of these come from nice places.
Starting point is 00:05:11 Yeah, that you just go, oh, well, you know, I'm not going to. You special, special idiots. Not going to bother him at night time. Stephanie. Hi, Stephanie. When a character in a movie or on TV died, I thought the actual actor died in real life. Sometimes they do.
Starting point is 00:05:27 Jim Belushi, eight simple rules for dating my teenage daughter, died in real life, had to die on the show. So sad. Who's in the Belush Brothers? Sure. I always thought, how do they convince people to take on that role? Great question. Do you know what sometimes I wonder? Willing to die and can act and can act yeah yeah it's a good crossover
Starting point is 00:05:47 also you've got the wrong person what jim belushi's still alive john belushi who's jim belushi are we talking about different people uh jim belushi he's not from eight simple you're talking about john ritter i'm talking about John Ritter. I'm talking about John Ritter, you guys. Well, I'm talking about Jim Belushi. Great. Jim Belushi's brother also died. Oh, is anyone fucking alive in this story? Oh, my God. No one can keep it together.
Starting point is 00:06:12 What were you going to say? That when actors do like evil roles and then you think that the person is evil and it kind of like mars them for you. And sometimes I think, why would you take that role on when like people might hate you, especially if it's like in a kid's story. Yeah. Where then as you grow up, you go, no, I don't think they're very nice. Like with Billy Zane from Titanic.
Starting point is 00:06:34 Yes. That's a great example. You see Billy Zane and you go, what an asshole. And you go, fuck, he pretended that that was his kid to get on that getaway boat. Not a good person. Fucking asshole. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:45 Angel, and then I feel like we've all been here. Angel says, I thought that the whole world was in black and white in the olden days. No. No, you didn't. No? No. Did you?
Starting point is 00:07:00 Did you think that? Well, you watch old movies and they're in black and white and you go, that's just how it was back then. Yeah, I get what you mean. I don't think I ever thought that. But I did offend my mum once by saying, what was it like when you were growing up? Did you have to use quill and ink?
Starting point is 00:07:15 And she went, no, we had pens. Yeah. I was like, oh, at school, did you have to write with a quill? Because it was obviously when I first started watching Harry Potter. And I was like, oh, in the olden days, that's what they's what they used did you do a term in primary school on like the gold rush yeah yeah and you're like mom what was it yeah what was that like and she was just like well obviously yeah um scott says this is yep uh when i was younger i wanted to be a garbage man when I grew up because they only have to work one day a week.
Starting point is 00:07:49 Amazing. Amazing. That is so good. Yeah. I mean, the logic is sound. Yeah, it makes sense. Do they do other suburbs on the other days? Is that how it works?
Starting point is 00:08:03 Like, because not everyone has the same bin day. What? You know. Why doesn't everyone have the same bin day? But so do they not work for one specific council then? They work for the big bin and then they go around to different areas that have different bin days. But I think surely different.
Starting point is 00:08:27 So does that mean it's just one guy doing it? No, it must be more than one. But I thought within a council, places would have different days, wouldn't they? They do, yeah. Yeah. I guess, yeah, depending on the size of the council, like and how many. Let's reopen bin chat because we love bin chat.
Starting point is 00:08:49 Here's a question for everyone. What is the perfect day to be bin day? That is good. Monday is good logistically because you get rid of all the, like because on a Sunday night you clean out the fridge, you like start fresh again. We were a Sunday night, Monday morning in Richmond, and it was the best because we had a few little shindigs.
Starting point is 00:09:09 It's good. And then all the bottles and the thing and they're gone. You don't have to hang around for three weeks worth of beer bottles. Yeah, the reminder of the weekend is gone. Gone, yeah. And you start with like a clean fridge because ours is on a Tuesday night, Wednesday morning at home. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:23 And so it means that like. Same. Maybe they are all on the same day. Coincidence chat. Coincidence chat. Sophie. No, Tony, on the bad side, Areza, it's the next day. So it is the same guy.
Starting point is 00:09:36 Yeah. He's coming to my house on a Wednesday morning and then going to Sophie's on a Thursday. James. Well, yeah. Across the road from me actually has a different day. James is on the border. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:49 That's fucking interesting, isn't it? Yeah. James is in Tijuana. How many people are fucking doing this job? I saw my neighbours. Do you know what I'm saying? How many people are doing this job? I think it's just the one guy because we've
Starting point is 00:10:06 all got different days yeah so i think this is the same guy man it has to be how many truckies do you like garbage drivers do you know none yeah there's only one to know can i can i tell you one thing having having a kid that gets up early in the morning and being in the front room of the house, we see the garbage truck coming because you can say after love trucks. And one day we got a wave from both the recycling guy and the normal truck guy, rubbish guy. So then I got to know them. And now same guy every fortnight. So then I got to know them and now same guy every fortnight.
Starting point is 00:10:52 Was it the same guy doing the recycling and two different guys? No, different guys. Well, because you wouldn't mix, would you? No. No way. No. No way. And because also it's different. Different stuff.
Starting point is 00:10:58 Different style. Different knowledge needed. And if it wasn't recycling week, you wouldn't be recycling in the regular trash, would you? No, because that's fucked. How many are there? Yeah. How many are there? And are they working every day in just different areas?
Starting point is 00:11:15 That's what I want to know. Is it a full-time job? Well, what I want to know. Is it seasonal? Can I bring my kid to your house on Wednesday morning? See if it's the same guy. Yeah. And we'll do an experiment.
Starting point is 00:11:26 See if it's the same guy doing my rubbish. Otis has to be there. That's fine. He doesn't want to miss out. Yeah. No, that's fine. No, kids love chocolate. They love it.
Starting point is 00:11:32 We'll have some breakfast. What I want to know is what did Scott Campbell, who's a tarp bar, what does he do now? He's the guy. He's the guy. Kelly Cooper. Hi, Kelly. We're fucking blowing it wide open there wait i reckon we have i reckon we have kelly cooper what did you believe as a kid brown cows make chocolate milk white cows make normal milk green cows make the spearmint milk which is fucking gross
Starting point is 00:12:03 pink cows make strawberry milk. When I asked my dad where the green and pink cows are, he told me that they keep them in sheds all day to stop them burning in the sun. Cute from the dad to protect the thing. That's very sweet. Yeah. I mean, a green cow, that's just outrageous, isn't it? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:22 I mean. Get it together, Kelly. Fucking idiot. but it is quite adorable when you hear the brown cows make chocolate milk like that is very sweet or just that the cow like ate to milo lane cox all the best oh hey lane uh expecting i thought baby no just expecting a swift kick in the dick. Just expecting something.
Starting point is 00:12:47 I thought characters in movies would do something different the next time I watched it. I used to get so frustrated. Like, you know that's not going to end well if you go down there. Oh, you tried that yesterday. Yeah. Oh. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:01 Sometimes I worry that someone's like controlling me, like if we're in The Sims, someone's controlling me and I'm like, why do you keep doing this? Like have you ever thought that? Like when you try and you stand up, like when you're a kid and you go, did I do that or did they do that? No, I never thought that. Cool.
Starting point is 00:13:19 Good. That's good to know. Great. Me either. How often does that happen? Me either. No, not anymore. But when I was a kid, there'd be times where I'd like stand up and be like,
Starting point is 00:13:27 did I do that? Or like did I free will that? Or did someone control me? The person who controls you, are they in the room right now? No, they're in the sky. It's not God because that's like crazy. But yes. Is it?
Starting point is 00:13:44 Put my foot down on the reality. I don't think you're in any position to tell anyone what is and what is not crazy after whatever the fuck you just said then. This is a simulation, yeah, but not God, you know. Let's not, let's fucking get the lid on this thing. I'm talking about some kid playing
Starting point is 00:13:59 Tony Sims. I'd play it. You would? Wouldn't you? I would. I'm playing it now. Yeah. In the real world. No. Not God, though. Yeah, obviously.
Starting point is 00:14:10 Hi, this is Tanner from Utah in the United States, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout-out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. Brad Harches. Good on you, Brad. Thanks, Brad. Brianna Bark, Nick Hale, Hannah Sterling, and Zozo Lamb. Zozo Lamb.
Starting point is 00:14:40 Zozo Lamb. I reckon a few of those people will be joining us for our Tapathon Till Gold livestream for the big games. Yep, the opening ceremony in Paris until Australia wins gold. We'll be live streaming in Patreon. Come and join us. Someone asked, will there be challenges like last time? Yes, every single hour there will be a new challenge on the hour and maybe we should put up a thread, the live brainstorm,
Starting point is 00:15:01 about people's favourite challenges from last time so maybe they might get into the make it back in again. Great idea. Or recommend challenges. That's favorite challenges from last time. So maybe they might get into the, make it back in again. Great. Recommend challenges. That's all in there as well. We'll do, I'll do a post in the Facebook group.
Starting point is 00:15:12 Yeah. Great. I have made a purchase for the office. Okay. Actually, I changed my mind how I want to tell this story. Okay. Live brainstorm.
Starting point is 00:15:23 Live brainstorm. I'll get back to that. Your sim decided to change. Yeah. And what I'm getting at how I want to tell this story. Okay. Life brainstorm. Life brainstorm. I'll get back to that. Your sim decided to change. Yeah, and what I'm getting at is I'm with you on this one. I'm not attacking you. I'm with you. What have I done? A few weeks ago, we discovered, was it that Sophie used to play badminton?
Starting point is 00:15:40 Or squash? Do you like squash, Tony? What happened? Wait. Yeah. Why were you guys laughing? No, sorry. Yeah, we did talk about squash and I said it's really fun.
Starting point is 00:15:55 Yep. And that was it. We should have a go. And I said, wouldn't that be fun to like go and do that? There's like a, I thought it was a big rec center near us, but it's like the fucking heidelberg badminton team squad right and center okay they only do badminton there but i thought they played squash and i said didn't you used to play badminton sophie you like badminton i had a dabble in high
Starting point is 00:16:15 school yeah yeah and so we were like oh what a fun activity for us to do let's go down to the local place wherever that is there's a few options yeah and we thought that would be good, yeah. And Tony goes, great. I'll see how much a yearly membership is. And then I went, well, why don't we just go one time? And this isn't a new topic for the podcast. Why don't we all go once? There's four of us. We'll play a little doubles and see if we like it.
Starting point is 00:16:41 And even if we don't like it, what a fun thing to do for an hour or so. To just go and do that, yeah. We all fucking love it. And then a week later we go, that was great, do you want to go again? Maybe after the third or fourth time we go, hey, it's cheaper to buy an annual membership. Are we badmintoners now? Do we squash dogs for life?
Starting point is 00:16:56 I think that's what they call them. That is, yeah. I love squash. And so how many times have we gone to play since then? Zero. Yeah. And I think what created a bit of back and forth in the office was the concept of you just wanting to buy the annual membership.
Starting point is 00:17:12 No, no, no, no. You were pro yearly ticket. Well, only because it does end up getting quite expensive. If you go more than one time. Yeah. But if you pay as you go, and we didn't even look at a place. I was just like, we could look at that, you know, because it's not really even just for saving the money.
Starting point is 00:17:33 It's like we do that. That's who we are. It's the person that you want to be because this is very reminiscent of when I said to you, wouldn't it be fun if we went and played tennis? And you said, yeah, that would be good. And I said, a yearly membership is blah. And you said, why don't we go one time? And we didn't do that either.
Starting point is 00:17:54 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this is normally something I would get on my high horse about and be like, oh, this is like what Tony does. She gets all excited and then in two weeks she'll be on to her next thing. And power to you. And I'm not actually going to, that's not a bad thing to me. It's true. It's not a bad thing, but you need the awareness that you've got to move on. Just buy the one, don't buy the yearly thing.
Starting point is 00:18:12 Yeah, just go one time. But let me just say, I didn't buy anything. No. So like. Yeah, so yesterday I bought a basketball ring. It's being installed in our office by three people. They're coming tomorrow. Okay.
Starting point is 00:18:24 So normally I would get on my high horse because there's a school across the road with basketball rings. I don't give a fuck. We're getting it installed. So I'm on board with the basketball hoop. I bought you the basketball. Yep. So this is why I got the ring.
Starting point is 00:18:38 Yeah. Yep. But what do you mean installed? Yeah. It's proper. No, but we rent this. Yeah. So we're not allowed to just like do stuff. Yeah, well, we've got this for three years.
Starting point is 00:18:49 So all good. How long does the bathspring last? No, but like how's it getting installed? By the installers. No, no, no. But like how's it being attached? I didn't hire people to install it for me to then know how to do it. Did you ask any questions?
Starting point is 00:19:04 Yeah, when can you install it? And they said tomorrow. Well do it. Did you ask any questions? Yeah. When can you install it? And they said tomorrow. Well, it was yesterday. So I said, yeah. But yeah, it's happening. So you didn't ask any questions about how it was going to be attached? I did.
Starting point is 00:19:14 I go, how does it get installed? And they go, oh, we've got people to do that if you want to pay extra. And I went, yep. But you didn't think to question how it was going to affect our office? It will affect it. We'll be playing basketball all the time. No, no. I'm really getting angry.
Starting point is 00:19:32 You're asking a guy that doesn't have answers to your questions, mate. The reason you hire other people to do shit is because you don't know how to do it. No. If I knew how to do it, I would have answers. I actually, that's so fine and I'm fully on board with that. But I've just- You know I'm not good with flat packs. No, that's not- I don't think it. I actually, that's so fine and I'm fully on board with that. But I've just. You know I'm not good with flat packs. No, that's not.
Starting point is 00:19:48 I don't think it's a flat pack situation. And I've been married for five years. I've been married my whole life. And I've never washed my toilet seat. I think, though, my question is, like, did you ask any questions about, like, how temporary the fixtures are, et cetera. They said if you use, it's hard to get sand out. What?
Starting point is 00:20:09 Yeah, that's what they said. And I said, okay. Oh, my God. Someone will listen and know, someone will know what I'm talking about because that's what they said. If it's just a basketball hoop. Shout out to the guys at Rebel Sport at Northland. If it's just a basketball hoop with Shout out to the guys at Rebel Sport at Northland. If it's just a basketball hoop with like the base on it,
Starting point is 00:20:27 then yeah, like I know how that works. But is it being like drilled into the wall? Because we obviously can't do that. No, I think this one attaches to the ground. Well, it can't get drilled into the ground either. Why not? Do you know how renting works? I know you own 80 properties, but do you know how fucking renting works?
Starting point is 00:20:44 Yeah, I do because I own 80 properties. Well, then as a landlord, you'd be livid, wouldn't you, if someone had fucking drilled into your ground? I just didn't ask because I don't own 80 properties. 75. Two. 72, sorry. 72, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:20:58 But because when you get a temporary one, sometimes like if you're shooting from downtown, the ball will hit the back. Okay, this has got Tony Lodge energy. No, because when I'm shooting from downtown. When the ball hits the backboard, the backboard will kind of like, you want the backboard to be strong enough so it doesn't like bounce back. Yeah. And they go, so you can't get that small like kids temporary one.
Starting point is 00:21:22 You need this one. And I went, yeah, I fucking do. But like are you hearing my concern no i'm hearing your excitement no like i'm pumped about the basketball ring i can tell no no no no no play horse like around the world i actually am excited about the basketball ring but i'm just like a bit like unsure of why you didn't ask any questions about how it would affect the rental property that you're putting the basketball ring into. Question. Do you believe-
Starting point is 00:21:55 Okay, so you just completely ignored what I said. Do you believe basketball is like a full body workout that hits all the muscle groups? Should I just ignore you as well? Like how does that work? Yes or no? Or would you compliment the basketball ring with this? With boxing gear?
Starting point is 00:22:19 Yeah. Which is what you're showing me. And if I check the cart. Oh my God, Ryan. Because this is who we are now. So in your cart right now, there's a bench and dumbbells and kettlebell and stuff. I'm going to get jacked.
Starting point is 00:22:37 I mean, at least that stuff doesn't get drilled into our building. Yeah, it gets drilled into my personality and it's going to be fucking awesome because I'm going to be jacked. Okay. No, I don't have a problem with the sports stuff. I'm just, my only flag is the permanence of the basketball ring. Okay, well, when the installer comes tomorrow, you can, and I said, can I ask some questions?
Starting point is 00:22:58 No, you didn't. I didn't ask that. No, you fucking did not. They said. That's a bold fucking face lie. That is a lie. That is a lie. I didn't ask that.
Starting point is 00:23:03 Cut that. Thank you. They did say, if they said to me, if you have questions, you can ask the install team. Yeah, right. Yeah. Do you know something really embarrassing? When the install team called, they go,
Starting point is 00:23:15 is it for the front yard or the backyard? No, it's for beside the Audi. No. No, it'll go in the back. I'll keep it away from your car. But I had to say no, it's for inside a warehouse. Fucking hell. And they went, what?
Starting point is 00:23:34 And I went, yeah. Yeah, because we do the meth upstairs. Yeah, so it's all good. Okay, well, maybe we'll take this offline and we could find out what the. Dare I say during the tarp-a-thon, because you know how last time we had the shooting game and it was kind of fun? Yeah, it was fun.
Starting point is 00:23:49 Dare I say in an, I was about to say the O word, in a sporting event related live stream. Yes. There will be some, surely there'll be some basketball or live challenges. I'm keen on the basketball. I don't think. Don't sound like you are.
Starting point is 00:24:00 No, no, no, no. You don't have to do that. I'm keen on the basketball ring. I just like to know logistically what's going on. And you didn't ask any questions, which feels like just that's annoying to me. I did ask questions. No, you didn't. No, this is the question I asked.
Starting point is 00:24:16 Do you reckon that temporary one will hold up if I shoot from downtown? And the guy went, no, that's why I need that one. If you say downtown one more time. Boy, am I glad I asked. If you say downtown one more time, I'm going to cut your fucking head off. You i'm gonna cut your fucking head you wouldn't say that to draymond green you wouldn't say that to ray i fucking would actually yeah i'd say if you drill something into my floor and say well i'm glad we're on sport chat because my you love to see it is sport related right i've just texted you uh little i've got yearly memberships to the squash club yeah
Starting point is 00:24:45 and we're all excited about it and i'm drilling into the floor with a squash court uh i've just said so obviously we're on one of the greats we're on the the the big games bandwagon at the moment uh paris is about to start yep um i've just sent you one of our, so this feels like a real good type crossover because we also love pun-based names on the news. Do you want to describe what I've just sent you, Ryan? There is a Canadian swimmer who's being introduced to the crowd. The meme says, I know he can swim, but, uh because he's canadian it says can and his name is richard funk we know he can swim but can richard funk i bet he fucking can he looks like
Starting point is 00:25:33 he can yep looks like he can um but i fucking love to see that yeah that's one of the greats one of the greats can richard funk i don't know can he to be honest when i saw the f you are yeah oh yeah oh no funk uh my love to see it is from tay who's a download a little let download install a little ballet bar downstairs a bar a bar yeah that would be fun i think pilates reformer oh pilates reformer would you get would you do it yourself now that you know how to do it? Or do you like the class? I like the class. I also, her machines are like really nice. I bet. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:09 But the benches and the weights so we can get jacked. Yeah. Okay. Tay said. Don't you have a gym membership? Yeah, I'm going to fuck it off. Was your gym membership yearly? No.
Starting point is 00:26:24 It's direct debited fortnightly, or as I like to call it, every 0.5 time I go. But normally it is debited fortnightly, but you sign a year contract. No, no, no. It's monthly because that was the thing, like no lock-in contract. And I never fucking go. And I thought. But you come to work every day.
Starting point is 00:26:44 So it's like makes. I get the logistic. I think like over time it'll pay for itself. No? Cost per use? No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, do you have any idea how fucking expensive bars are growing though? Are they expensive?
Starting point is 00:27:01 Yeah. My sister's got one. You could have just gone around there for a little bell out the back. I've been to your sister's before and last time we smashed a wine glass in her backyard. Yeah, and she doesn't know about that. Doesn't she? Great. She listens to the pod?
Starting point is 00:27:14 Yes, every day. Well, just do a regular comedy. Thanks. What do you love to see? Tay started the fucking blog. Oh, good on you, Tay. About a year ago to pursue my dreams as a muralist. Art.
Starting point is 00:27:31 I was recently flown up to Carnarvon. Oh, my God, where the bananas are from. In God's country by the Shire to paint a huge mural there. Was the mural of bananas? It was featured in the Western Australian. That is huge. I only wish that I felt being... I don't know what that says
Starting point is 00:27:52 because I was just so excited. Let's see if there's bananas. No, but fucking look at this. Imagine starting the blog one year ago and then doing that on a public building. Holy shit.
Starting point is 00:28:02 Right? It's a whole fucking huge wall of a public building. And it's all flowers,'s a whole fucking huge wall of a public building. And it's all flowers, which is right up my area. It's beautiful. That's not the saying, but you know what I'm saying? Yeah, no, it is beautiful, though, eh? That is stunning.
Starting point is 00:28:12 Tay, that is awesome. I beg your pardon. Only wish that I felt that being an artist was worthy. Okay, okay, I think I figured it out. It's my reading, not her writing. If only, because you know how like when people are younger and it's like what are you going to do for a living? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:31 Like, you know, in high school, like, oh, what are you going to do? What are you going to do? And all your parents, friends, like, what are you going to do? And if you say, like, I'm going to be an artist, everyone would go, ooh. Everyone goes, well, what's your backup plan? Yeah. People did that to me about like wanting to be a muso and stuff.
Starting point is 00:28:42 Yeah, yeah. Probably fair because I'm not a muso, but you know. And what Tay is saying is that she never felt like it was legitimate to say I want to be an artist. She never felt like worthy. People don't take you seriously. They don't take you seriously. And she's like, I wish I had just backed myself in sooner,
Starting point is 00:28:56 but I've backed myself in now and look at me fucking go. Yep. It doesn't matter because yesterday already happened, but tomorrow hasn't. So you back it in now. I think I'm going to. That's not a happened, but tomorrow hasn't. So you back it in now. I think I'm going to. That's not a saying, but it could be. I was about to say something dumb and now I'm not going to say it.
Starting point is 00:29:10 Okay. Thank God. Finally stopped. I think I can play in the NBA next year. What was the dumb thing you didn't say? You backed in playing in the NBA next year. No, that was the dumb thing and then I decided to say it anyway. Only because when I am playing, then I can, like, get the video of this.
Starting point is 00:29:29 Yeah. And be like, oh, back in the day I did that. That's awesome. I can't wait for that. Tall, no. Strong, no. You're pretty tall. Under 37, no.
Starting point is 00:29:40 You're tall. Oh, man. Have you been to the NBA? Yeah, nah. Nah. Whose fucking side are you guys on? I'm on your side. I'm saying you're tall. Oh, thank to the NBA? Yeah, nah. Nah. Whose fucking side are you guys on? I'm on your side. I'm saying you're tall.
Starting point is 00:29:48 Thank you. Well, I'm not. But you can do it. But it's not like if you believe you're 6'7", you are. Like, I'm just not. No, but look. Even 6'7 isn't tall. Yeah, fucking yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:59 I'm backing you in. Well, you just remember that when the installers get here tomorrow. Yeah, we'll see. All right, well. Also, can someone be here tomorrow because the installer's coming? I can't be here tomorrow. I'll figure something out. See you tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:30:21 Love you. Love you, bye. Maybe see you tomorrow when the basketball guys. I won't be here tomorrow. You know where I'm going to be? Downtown. Nice. You don't need no sleep.
Starting point is 00:30:33 I'm up in the sleep. No, definitely doesn't say sleep at all. Yep. 800 cash. It's a hell of a deal. I'm headed. Downtown. Nice.
Starting point is 00:30:44 Love you. Bye. cash it's a hell of a deal i'm headed nice love you

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