Toni and Ryan - Funeral Photoshoot
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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author Tony Lodge.
We are calling Briz Vegas.
Fuck yeah. And we're calling JD. Let's do it.
That's what they call it. Briz Vegas.
Viva Briz Vegas.
JD has heard you singing and just gone, fucking not today, mate.
Yeah.
Wouldn't have thought so.
Okay. Were we leaving a message just then fucking not today, mate. Yeah. Wouldn't have thought so. Okay.
Were we leaving a message just then?
We might have been.
Yeah. That's happened to me like a voicemail thing.
Imagine getting a voicemail.
Like it's quiet in the office.
Oh, I've got a voicemail.
And then you press play and it's just Tony Lodge singing.
Viva!
Prius Vegas.
Let's try JD again.
Tony and Ryan.
Jadie.
Hello, Jadie.
Have we got your name right?
You have, Jadie.
Excellent, excellent.
So I'll just let you know, Ryan, that you got her name right
and she got yours right because she just messaged us saying,
call me, motherfucker.
So she knows you well.
Yeah, okay, great, great.
I'll correct you. that was 20 minutes ago
Yeah, no, I was a bit late this morning
Sorry about that, that's my fault
Hey, it's cold in Melbourne at the moment
It's hard to get up in the morning
Yeah, now, J.D., I would advise you to not check your voicemails in a public area
Because you may
I think I sang by accident
Yeah, Tony might have sang at you
Oh, I'm excited about that actually.
Now, just to confirm, I believe, are you a dog trainer?
I am, yeah.
I was stressed filling that out.
Yeah, because on the form it says I'm a dog trainee and I was like.
I'm going to double R.
I was just like, fuck that.
I'm not going to choose any of the things.
It's a hot ticket.
You've got to get in quickly.
So then I'm thinking, like, does a dog train her?
Is she a trainee?
Is she almost a dog?
She's getting there.
I am getting there.
Great.
And I'm glad I've confirmed that now because there was a few question marks.
Yes.
But, Jodie, will you approve today's episode?
I absolutely would be honoured to. Oh, I don't you approve today's episode? I absolutely would be honoured to.
Oh, I don't think we've ever had someone say they'd be honoured to.
I say I'm honoured to be in your presence every day.
Fuck off.
Thanks, Jodie.
Hey, it's Jodie from Brisbane and I approve this podcast. There's been a lot of chat this morning about Tony possibly hooking up
with Kevin Bacon, and if that randomly gets referenced,
just know that's all we've heard for the last hour in the office
here at Tarp Tower.
Well, you say supposedly, but there were tapes,
but we did not hit record, unfortunately,
so I don't have any proof.
Is that how it started?
If you wanted to be more famous, you would do a sex tape?
No, that is not how it started.
Actually, do I want to know how it started?
The way that it started was that I was talking about
what if I was a hotel mogul like Paris Hilton?
And I was like, oh, I'll just make a sex tape.
And then I was like with Kevin Bacon.
And the reason he incepted himself into your mind is because he pretended to,
and let me see if I've got this story straight.
He pretended to not be famous for a day to see what it was like,
fucking hated it, and then decided to continue being Kevin Bacon from now on.
Yeah.
But that's basically it.
What a thing to do.
He was like, I'll live like a normal person.
Then he was like, fuck that. This sucks. Yeah, but that's basically it. What a thing to do. He was like, I'll live like a normal person. Then he was like, fuck that.
This sucks.
Yeah, and when he and I were together, I actually said to him like,
wow, I'm a normal girl.
How's that going to be for you?
And he was like, I'm a normal man.
That didn't happen.
That obviously didn't happen.
I know that I had you going until that point.
Because you're not a normal girl. I'm not that point. Because you're not a normal girl.
I'm not a normal girl.
You're not a normal girl.
Exactly right.
Main character energy.
So if today goes off the rails, just know that it's Kevin Bacon related.
Yes.
And everyone now is only one degree from Kevin Bacon
because Tony is that degree.
And if people would like to, in today's episode thread,
rate or pick out of the two names that we came up with for the sex tape,
zero degrees of Kevin Bacon or Kevin Bakeham.
Let us know what you reckon.
Zero degrees of Kevin Bakeham feels pretty good,
but I feel like if we want to go like one or the other.
Yeah, so a poll doesn't work if you only have one option.
If you've only got one.
We put one option, the other option is, wow, how good.
That's the first option. If you've only got one. We put one option. The other option is, wow, how good. How good's the first option?
Let's do normal now.
Thanks to everyone for submitting these at TonyandRyan.com.au
or in the Facebook group.
And when we mention the episode thread, every episode,
there's a thing in there.
You can let us know your thoughts about Kevin Bacon
or whatever you like.
Yeah.
It doesn't always have to be Kevin Bacon related.
I feel like I need to just say that right now.
Yeah, you say that.
Like it can be.
Everyone's welcome.
I just would like to stipulate, however,
it doesn't have to be Kevin Bacon related.
Courtney has a normal or nah.
Hi, Courtney.
When entering a competition online,
does anyone else sign up to the mailing list,
even if it's not a specific requirement of entering,
because you think it will make them like you more
and therefore more likely to win.
I've never done that.
Really?
But I'm going to start.
Yeah.
That's a great idea.
Oh, and I also am part of your mailing list.
Don't know if you realise.
Yeah, I love your guys' products.
I love that you sell hair stuff.
Hair stuff.
Because you've entered 19 competitions in one day.
Yeah.
That's actually the flip side of
this though is that when you sign up to lots of mailing lists to impress companies of the
competitions that you're entering god you get a lot of emails don't you and i feel like all of
them set up their emails to go at the same time like i don't know if you've ever woken up before
nine o'clock on a saturday but then at nine o'clock on a Saturday. No. But then at nine o'clock, they all go at once.
And I feel like there's a lot of times where I get like three or four
at a time because they've picked the same time to send their blast.
Someone's done research and gone, guys, 9 a.m. Saturday.
9 a.m. is the best time because people are kind of like having a slow morning,
probably scrolling on their phone like willing to buy shit.
Now, I don't want to like shame anyone,
but I love that you looked at myself, a dad, Sophie, a mum,
James, a dad, and said, you know when you're sleeping past 9am
on a Saturday and just go.
I just wanted to rub it in.
No, but all of us just went, oh, that sounds like a real good time.
Hey, you guys, I'm living the life over at my place.
I don't know about you guys.
Well, I do actually and it's awesome.
You know about us.
Yeah.
But tell me more.
That's part of the sex tape.
Ash hasn't.
Ash hasn't or more now.
Hi, Ash.
Taking a group photo at a funeral.
Last week was my brother's burial at sea.
Is that a Viking?
That does feel like a Viking funeral.
That's fucking, I mean, not cool that your brother died,
but like pretty cool.
Well, obviously not, yeah.
There were lots of nieces and aunties and uncles and cousins
and we're rarely all together in the same place at the same time.
So after the burial and ceremonies, we're about to leave the harbour
and my aunt goes, oh, we're all together.
It doesn't happen that often.
Everyone get together.
I thought it was strange to have a big, smiling, happy family photo
and have it taken just after we sank my brother's urn
less than an hour earlier.
Is that normal or nah?
I'm Natalie Imbruglia on this because, like the aunt, I agree.
Like how often are you all kind of together?
Maybe does it depend on the vibe of the funeral?
Yeah.
You know how some funerals are like quite depressing?
Yeah, like soul-destroyingly, brutally sad.
But some are like, oh, they would have wanted like more
of a celebration of life and, you know, I think different.
Cheers to the big guy.
Like different funerals have different vibes.
I think you've just got to read the energy on the day.
But there's nothing worse than a relative that you don't fucking like that much anyway.
Coming up with that idea.
And then obviously you hate it anyway.
Yeah.
So I'm guessing that the auntie that suggested it was like a bit of a shit auntie that no one really likes.
And they went, well obviously we're not doing that, Auntie Anne.
You stupid bitch. Show some respect to my
brother. Torbs actually has an Auntie Anne who's awesome
and I just said Auntie Anne in a way that made it seem
like I've got an Auntie Anne that I don't like, but I
love Auntie Anne. In case you're listening, Auntie Anne, I know
I do really like you. Sounds like you're over-correcting.
No, she knows. Yeah, she knows she's a
bitch.
No, no, no, but I reckon if like a great arnie goes
like should we do a little photo and you go arnie karen great fucking idea because arnie karen's
awesome i also have an arnie karen who is also awesome so i'm really trying to fucking win them
over any other you want to give a shout out to today no that's it. Cop that, Aunty Linda.
You've got an Aunty Linda.
I do.
Who's awesome.
Who is awesome.
Yeah.
What's more strange at a funeral?
Having a big family group photo with a smile or getting drunk at your mum's funeral
and sending a late night text to a boy?
Where are you going, man?
And getting brutally shut down.
On my mum's funeral day.
Fuck you!
Okay, well, neither are great.
Both have happened to me.
Well, I actually asked him about this recently.
Do you want to name names?
His name's Ian.
Yep.
And he said that he was actually busy.
So I said, were you lying?
And he said, no, I wasn't.
But.
I mean, we all know.
Can you imagine?
I'm so sorry.
Like, I actually messaged him and I was like, I want to apologize because.
Ten years later.
Yeah, because I was like, you got a message from a really drunk,
vulnerable person.
I actually couldn't think of a more vulnerable,
like you couldn't write a more vulnerable situation.
No, literally no.
Like, hey, like, you busy?
I'm just going to leave my mum's funeral soon.
Like, what the fuck?
It's just so boring.
I don't know.
Yeah. So two losses in the one day, which wasn't great, obviously.
Which was worse.
I'll tell you.
Boy, definitely.
Because the mum I'd, you know, come to terms with, you know.
You get more than one mum.
There's only one boy.
Brutal.
Thanks for that.
First give a bacon now, boys. Brutal. Thanks for that.
First give a bacon now.
Now, this is controversial.
Oh.
Yes.
Because nothing else that you brought up today has been a problem.
Schmanden, not real name.
Is it Brandon Richter?
Shut the fuck up.
Is it Brandon Richter? Shut the fuck up. Is it Brandon Richter? Shut the fuck up Is it Brandon Richter? Shut the fuck up
Is it Brandon Richter?
Shut the fuck up
Brandon Richter
Schmanden believes
Schmanden Schmichter
Schmanden believes the hot guy or hot girl at work isn't actually that hot in real life
You kind of get a little nervous around them because they're so hot
But then you realise they're only hot in comparison to the other boring people in the office.
No offense, Sophie.
Like they're a work nine, but actually a 6.5 at best IRL.
Sounds to me like Shmandan might be negging people
that didn't want to sleep with him.
So he's got shut down at the Christmas party and he's like,
fuck you, you're a work six. And he's like, yeah, you're actually not that hot outside of work.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Fuck you.
Are you just offensive because you got shut down?
Yeah, maybe I'm a funeral 10.
But a real life 5?
You are a funeral 10.
Fuck, being a funeral 10, that's good, isn't it?
That is good.
Hey, it's JD from Brisbane and you're listening to Tony and Ryan.
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Kim Pleasant.
It's good on you, Kim. Love you, mate. Yeah, better than tapas over at our Patreon. Kim Pleasant. Good on you, Kim.
Love you, mate.
Yeah, better than her mate Kim fucking asshole.
Kim Unpleasant.
Yeah.
Kelsey.
Good on you, Kelsey.
Isabella O'Connor.
That sounds like a fake name to me.
Isabella O'Connor.
Isabella O'Connor.
Oh, yeah.
There's a lot of-
Isabella O'Connor.
Love it, Isabella.
Love you.
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It's the rise and fall of the name. Isabella O'Connor. Love it, Isabella. Love you. Thanks for being part of our Patreon. It's the rise and fall of the name.
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We should ask Sting.
Sting.
Sometimes in life, if it-
You know, that's the rise and fall.
That song that you like.
Yes, yes, yes.
Sorry.
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Isabella, I'm really sorry for saying that.
I thought that your name was too much. I think it's just enough. Yeah, it's. And Austin Evans. Isabella, I'm really sorry for saying that. I thought that your name was too much.
I think it's just enough.
Yeah, it's actually the perfect amount.
I don't want any more.
I don't want any less.
And you know what?
I'm actually just jealous that my name doesn't have an apostrophe.
The top one.
Antonio Lodge.
And did you know that that's short for like of the lodges?
Oh, fuck you because I sent you a video about that last night.
The abbreviated guy.
Oh, that's not actually what I was thinking about at all,
but it's like an Irish thing.
That would be your like.
That's what incepted you though.
Clan or family?
No, that's just my favourite.
It's just my favourite fact about an apostrophe.
Isabella.
How many facts do you have about an apostrophe?
That's the only one.
Isabella, I love you so much.
Text me.
All right.
Sorry, I feel like I've really got to win her back.
Yeah.
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Isabella Shmarino will be there. Isabella O'Connor. Yeah, she's not there. Okay.
Frequently asked questions.
We've been hit up with a lot of questions,
so I think I'll just go through them one by one.
FAQs.
Yeah.
We've actually recently had very strong opinions about FAQs.
Yes, we have.
And I said that they're for lazy assholes,
but we're going to do this because we are lazy assholes.
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Hi, Jillian Grace.
That's a strong name.
Wow.
That's a very strong name.
Is it Jillian with a G or with a J?
With a J.
Oh.
I'm so curious.
Are Tony and Ryan allowed to sleep periodically during the live stream?
Or are we, I like the term we, staying awake until Australia wins gold.
Oh, are we staying up?
That's so nice.
So last time we did 51 hours, I had two one and an hour bit naps.
The second one went a bit longer because they struggled to get me out of bed.
And Tony had one one hour nap.
And I think that's not enough because she got a bit feral towards the end.
Oh, yeah.
And I was real nasty when I woke up.
Yeah.
It was, I pushed it.
Too far.
I pushed the boat out.
I should have slept a little bit earlier.
Yeah, yeah.
But that was 51 hours.
It was crazy.
So, like, that's over double what we're kind of thinking.
We're hoping Australia wins gold on the first day and if it's-
I'm fucking hoping that they will.
Which we reckon if we win in the swimming, it'll be 25-ish hours,
which is I feel like enough for us to just fucking push through.
To push through, yeah.
But if on that first day, because when Paris goes to bed,
there's obviously no events through the evening.
If we don't make it through the first day,
then we'll have to start making some decisions.
Yes.
Yeah, but I think that that's kind of the fun of us like doing it
on the fly a little bit.
Yeah.
But I think another thing that I saw is that like 25 hours isn't
that long to stay awake.
And while I agree like, well, I'm not good at staying up late,
I need my sleep, 24 hours of being awake is really different
to live streaming for 24 hours.
Because you have to be on.
Because you're, like, performing, you're explaining stuff,
you're kind of, like, you're really, like, hyped up.
And so I saw someone being like, well, it's not that long.
I'm like, well.
Well, fuck you.
You haven't said that.
It is pretty long.
Like, it's a pretty long fucking time.
Belinda Parrish says,
will there be challenges like last year's
live stream yes so every hour at the top of the hour so on the o'clock on the o'clock there will
be a challenge some are olympic related some are not olympic related but they're all uh challenges
where tony and i together will try and win ourselves food rewards bits and pieces but
they're not linked to last time.
It was like if you win a nap, although maybe if we don't win gold
on the first day, maybe that might come into play.
I think we could have a conversation about that.
And we've got a printer here so we can make changes to the schedule.
That's the best thing about having a printer.
You can change stuff.
You can reprint.
It actually is.
Also, I've been printing stuff for university
at the work printer no one asked about it um i was wondering why there was no paper left the
other day yeah but if you want to learn about business strategy oh great um so yes there'll
be challenges every single hour max dockhorn um hello max dockhorn sorry about the time chat
never never apologize no we're not good at time
zones we are i'm not good at time zones i used to be the time zone guy on patreon and i just said
figure out yourself now uh 4 a.m in melbourne is 8 p.m in paris yet the ceremony is scheduled
the faster the better okay 4 a.m in in Melbourne is 8 p.m. in Paris,
yet the ceremony is scheduled to start at 7.30 p.m.
Is that on purpose?
Will you be starting at 3.30 a.m.?
Now, Sophie has written a note.
I thought we were starting at 5.
Well, let me read Sophie's note.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
God, she's a real office 10, isn't she?
If you Google it, it says 3.30 a.m. in Australia.
But on pedestrian TV, timeout.com, sportingnews.com,
it says 8.24, which is therefore 5.24 Australian time.
NBC said it's at 2 a.m. in Australia,
but most news sources don't mention it because they're cowards.
That's a bit of editorial from Sophie.
So my answer to Max and everyone else is I don't think,
similar to how aeroplanes fly through the sky,
I don't think anyone actually knows the truth.
No one knows.
But I want to say that we should back in 8.24pm Paris time
because it feels like too specific to not be right.
No, but I think some are saying it might be 7.24
because of daylight savings.
And, Tony, you'll like this because 8.24 in, like, military time is 20.24.
But that's why they picked it.
Oh, that makes fucking sense.
That's what it must be.
I did think it was a strange time to start the ceremony.
But it's so specific.
Then it must be 8.
Right? Yeah, no, that makes
sense. If you Google it, the first thing that comes up
is the one that
Max has said
7.30pm.
But why not? But there'll be
a bit of preamble, isn't it?
There's always a lot of chat. It's 7.30, there'll be an
hour of fucking. The only ceremony is just
preamble. But there'll be preamble to pre-preamble. There'll be a countdown clock on the TV. It's 7.30. There'll be an hour of fucking. The only ceremony is just preamble.
But there'll be preamble.
There'll be a countdown clock on the TV.
Pre-preamble.
Well, so what are we going to do?
I think.
I'll be honest.
Sorry.
So we just did a gang sign.
Okay.
What are we going to do?
Whatever, gangster.
Okay.
Do we know what time Australia is going to be?
Because that'll be early because it's normally in alphabetical order.
But the part when the athletes come out is like the end bit.
There's all the ceremony and dance and song.
What if we miss this year's version of Nicky Webster?
Then great news.
No offence, Nicky Webster.
What?
You're obviously just trying to wind me up and you don't mean that because that is like a moment of our fucking generation.
I watched the opening ceremony of the Sydney Games
with Callum Poloness and Scottus Carey and we threw lollies at the screen.
Yeah, because you were stinky little boys who didn't understand art.
I watched the opening ceremony to the Sydney Olympic Games recently
on YouTube and it is beautiful.
I implore everyone to watch it.
She was fucking 11 years old.
She slayed on the world stage and I won't actually hear anything about it.
What time are we going to start though?
My answer to Max and Tony is I don't fucking know.
Are we going to have work sleepover the night before so that we can literally
like someone can wake me up at 3 55 and then we're
live at four yeah that's what i'm after it'll be something like that because these assholes they
can wake up and organize shit but you and i tbc tbc okay um jess will you guys be watching the
o-word games in the background while live streaming yes but we can't show any of it on the live stream
for we can't even say the word't think we're allowed to show anything.
For legal copyright licensing issues.
We don't have-
But we'll be watching it.
Yeah, we kind of thought they would be cool if you're watching like maybe us on your TV
and the Olympics on your computer or vice versa.
You can kind of watch in tandem.
Jackson said, I've put in my annual leave request, but just in case, can Dr. Tony sign
me a note?
Absolutely.
Actually, we could make that and
post it in the group so then people can just print it out.
If they've got a printer,
like we do. We do. Will Ryan
be strapping his wrist for the event? Asked Tanara.
Are you going to be strapping your wrist?
Would you like me to? For the volleyball? Okay.
But I'll say, if we're watching volleyball,
I'll strap my wrists. Oh, why?
They don't strap their wrists for the actual game.
That's so embarrassing.
Ryan, is it true that you keep writing tarp-a-thong in your notes
and feeling all weird about the concept of a tarp-a-thong?
Yes, that is true.
I do keep writing that.
How did that?
Where did that go?
Is that just a bit of editorial room?
That's your own FAQ that you've added?
Yep, yep, yep.
I think that's it.
What's your main question or concern at this stage, Tony Lodge?
I don't really have any questions or concerns.
I'm really excited.
I am interested to know what time we're going to start.
Yeah, we'll figure that out.
Which is just a little bit of logistics chat,
and I think we can easily figure that out.
I just want everybody to know that it's really fun,
and when we're live and we can see everybody's comments, like we can chat with you
and we can have a bit of a conversation.
And like last year lots of people really enjoyed that we were like reading
comments and actually like it's not, you know,
we aren't doing a podcast the whole time.
Yeah, it's a lot looser.
Like we're not, yeah, it's not.
Last time I ended up with a shaved head, Tony ended up with a fringe.
Mabel was like drooling on us.
Yeah.
I believe, did Pippa come down or she didn't come down?
No, Pippa didn't come.
No, that's a shame.
Because Connor kept leaving the fucking gate open.
Oh, fucking Connor, yeah.
He couldn't be trusted.
And I'm glad Pippa didn't because she would have run out onto the road
of Toowoomba and it would have been fucking chaos.
Oh, my gosh.
Someone actually did say, what are you guys? Yeah, we couldn't get out onto the road of Toowoomba and it would have been fucking chaos. Oh, my gosh. Someone actually did say, what do you guys-
Yeah, we couldn't get her on the plane to Toowoomba was the problem.
Someone said, what do you guys actually do the whole time?
And the thing is, last time we did 51 hours and I don't know,
I can't answer that question.
Shit gets loopy after about 16, 17 hours.
But like also-
And I cried more times in that 50 hours than i did all of last year combined
and i had a fucking child and it was last year yeah yeah like so it's not really comparable is it
what oh no like in the whole year i get what you're saying yeah i've already started yeah um
but also i feel like after only a couple of hours of being live,
you kind of go a bit loopy anyway because you're like,
are we still going?
You forget that it's. But there's also so far to go.
Like there's still so much left to come.
I think it was really, really fun.
I think it's going to be great.
We've got a great crew.
Yeah, I am nervous because it's hard,
but I think it's going to be really worth it
watching the Olympics. I would be doing that at home
anyway. Yep. You know? Yep.
Watch it with us. Yeah. I've got to love to
see it here. And it's New York City
is living in the future. Oh.
Guys, I don't know if you know this.
Do you know this? I didn't know that.
Time's on chat.
The mayor of New York
has announced the... Let me actually send this to you, Tony, because you'll be fucking of New York has announced the city.
Let me actually send this to you, Tony, because you will be fucking blown away
because you love the future.
I do love the future.
I'm always saying that.
Actually, I'll get you to read this and you'll see the video there
of the mayor of New York.
New York City is living in the future.
Look at the mayor announcing the city will now use trash bins
instead of dumping their trash on the street.
The greatest city in the world leading innovation,
leading the world, leading.
And look at the mayor walking out to a press conference
with a trash can.
They've ripped off our design.
Yeah, they've got two wheels at the back and a lid.
This is like we've had them for 30 years.
They've also marked on the ground where the bin needed to go, which feels like completely unnecessary to me. Yeah, but congratulations
to those living in New York City. Let us know how it goes because
the innovation and technological advances from the greatest city in the world
is hard to get your head around.
This has made me upset.
For us, just regular peasants who live in the past.
I'll have to talk to Kev about that, see if he knows about it.
Might you love to see it?
Well, actually, am I allowed to do a little bit of an anti-you-love-to-see-it, but it kind of comes back around?
Sure.
Something terrible happened to me yesterday and I need to pay my respects.
The Underwire has come out of my favourite bra.
Oh, no.
And when it's your fave that you go to?
It's my go-to.
Yeah.
Is it replaceable or is that it?
I have been looking online.
It's quite hard to find because it is about three years old
and I wore it to literal RIP death.
Yeah.
So I would like to thank you for its three years of service.
Are you going to have a funeral for it?
And is Ian taking court?
I'm going to burn my bra in a different way.
Not for independence, for sadness.
Yeah, I'm not a feminist.
I just fucking don't have space for it in the backyard.
Just really don't have, fuck it, I'd just be really sad about this bra.
I'd want it to be cremated.
Yeah, so if anybody's got a great bra recommendation, I'd love to hear it.
You'll get a lot.
Because I'm so sad.
What was it?
I don't know what the brand is.
You'd warn it off.
Yeah.
Actually, the label's all rubbed off
and I got it from a place where you go and get your boobs fitted.
So I think that they might have like on my thing,
like, oh, Tony Lodge, this size, this like is the bra she bought and stuff.
That's nice.
Because I feel like Bridget's gone through phases
where it's like you just, it's always not quite right.
No, I know.
And I've like literally I find one that works awesome
and I'm like that's the one.
Right.
And this is the one that's gone now.
I'm really, really sad.
So I just wanted to share that with you guys.
But what a great three years.
What a great three years.
A great three years.
Yeah.
And you've got to remember the good times.
Yeah.
In sadness and in grief, you've got to remember the good times.
Now do you have to make a
phone call?
To who? We've said those nice words about the bra.
Huh?
Oh, give Ian a call.
Yeah, get him on the blower and I'll be on the
blower as well.
On the day of the
bra burning. Oh, I know.
The death.
Tomorrow on the show.
It's a video show.
It is a video show tomorrow.
Remember last week we had the nudist wedding?
How could I forget?
You just don't forget your first nudist wedding, do you?
You actually don't.
And so we asked the tapas, like, what have you seen at a wedding?
Fuck. Well, I'll tell you what have you seen at a wedding? Fuck.
Well, I'll tell you what I've seen at a funeral.
And that's not the inside of Ian's asshole.
All right.
We'll see you guys tomorrow.
I love you.
Bye.