Toni and Ryan - Hot N Cold

Episode Date: May 4, 2023

A coffee faux pas has gotten us far more hot and bothered than it should. Love ya! xoxo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, a...nd make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Welcome to the podcast. My name is Ryan. I'm joined by best-selling author Tony Lodge. And together we are Tony and Ryan. That's fun, isn't it? Nah? Yep. Well, that's what the podcast is called. And otherwise we haven't said what the podcast is called yet. But if you click on Tony and Ryan, you'd already know. But like, it's just fun, isn't it? What if at the end of like you're listening to something else and we like play through? Welcome to Serial.
Starting point is 00:00:22 What's Serial? Are you joking? It's like the original true crime podcast. It put podcasting on the map. Without Serial, you wouldn't have this job. Maybe you would. I love Serial. Do you like? No, not that Serial.
Starting point is 00:00:37 Oh, different thing. Okay. Do you know what is? No, it's not the same. Serial is one of the most incredible audio productions ever and it will not be watered down by some shit story about Captain Crunch. Now, let's call Kathleen in. Sorry, that was.
Starting point is 00:00:51 Okay, tell me about your cereal story. I really like Nutri-Grain, but I'm super into Crunchy Nut at the moment. Oh, Crunchy Nut is a real treat. It's naughty though, isn't it? I mean, Nutri-Grain. Yeah, but it's Nutri-Grain, so it kind of, like, feels like it would be good. Nutri-Grain has the most sugar per 100 grams of any cereal.
Starting point is 00:01:12 Okay. Fucking Dr. CSIRO. Let's call the Sunshine Coast. Okay, great. Kathleen. We'll ask her. We'll ask her. We'll ask Kathleen. Hello?
Starting point is 00:01:31 Hi, is that Kathleen? Yes, it is. Hey, it's Tony and Ryan. How are you doing? I'm good. How are you? Not too bad. Now, which would you say is the more healthy cereal,
Starting point is 00:01:40 Nutri-Grain or Crunchy Nut? Because Tony and I are having a fight. Crunchy nut. Do you reckon crunchy nut would be healthier than Nutri-Grain? Yeah, because Nutri-Grain is the fucking worst. It is covered in honey and sugar. Yeah. Nutri-Grain is. Nutri-Grain, no.
Starting point is 00:01:56 Yeah. Okay. All right, well, I'll take the L on that one because I would have thought. Oh, I'm not saying they're not both delicious. Yeah, they are both good. They're both a bit of like a treat. They very aren't much. And they're expensive.
Starting point is 00:02:08 They are. Cereal is fucking expensive. Yeah, it really is. They're taking the piss. I bought rice. I went the other day to get rice bubbles and it was like $9 a box. What? Was it the small box or the big box?
Starting point is 00:02:20 The small box. Yeah, that's what I was going to say because the other day I went to buy a small box of Crunchy Nuts because I only buy a small box. Yeah, that's what I was going to say because the other day I went to buy a small box of Crunchy Nuts because I only buy a small box because otherwise I eat it all. And then you just go and buy another box. But also it goes stale, like if you have the same big box for ages, if you know what I'm saying. And I bought the small box and I was like gobsmacked.
Starting point is 00:02:39 I was like they obviously think I've picked up that three kilo fucking family box. Nah. For the price of a bowl of cereal, you could probably go and have eggs Benedict and a latte. Actually. Yeah, exactly. Fuck, I'm hungry.
Starting point is 00:02:51 And it tastes better. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, can you tell we haven't had breakfast yet? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kathleen, can you approve this podcast? And please say yes so then we can go eat. Of course. Oh, good on you.
Starting point is 00:03:01 Thank you. Oh, that's all we've got time for today. Yeah. Hey, this is Kathleen from the Sunshine Coast, and I approve this podcast. All right, coming up today. G'day. This is a video show. Oh, welcome. Welcome to the'day. This is a video show.
Starting point is 00:03:25 Oh, welcome. Welcome to the video show. Welcome to the video show. So you can listen to this podcast or watch it on Spotify. Yeah. But it's the same thing. Like, it's the same audio. Like, you either listen to the-
Starting point is 00:03:37 It's the same file. Yeah. Like, you either listen to the audio- Those tech heads playing along at home. You either listen to the audio from the video or you watch the video with that audio, just so that no one thinks it's like two separate episodes. It's the same thing. You sound like me explaining to my grandpa the difference
Starting point is 00:03:52 between a podcast and a TV show. Yeah. I mean, there's not that much difference, really. He died before I really got that point across. Oh. Well, maybe rest in deep peace. Not as a death joke, but more as it took that long to fucking explain. No, you just took so long that he went, fuck this.
Starting point is 00:04:06 No, no, no. And just fell asleep. It wasn't my understanding. It was, no, it wasn't my explaining. Oh, I mean, if it took as long as this, I'm about to die as well. I'll tell you one of the biggest regrets in my life. What? I've just bit my lip and it's bleeding.
Starting point is 00:04:21 Oh, don't you hate that? I actually did that the other day and it's so embarrassing. Do you know what is really weird that it hurts? Oh, my God. Yeah, I fucked it up. So your tongue. Yeah. So what I was literally about to say is, you know,
Starting point is 00:04:36 what's really weird that it hurts but it's fucked biting your tongue. I bit my lip, though. But that's really bad. All right. So one of my favourite footballers is Chad Wingard. He plays for Hawthorne. What a champion that guy is. Yeah, fuck.
Starting point is 00:04:48 Number 12. No. Oh, fuck. Wouldn't that have been good? Yeah, it would have been sick. I had that one in 30 chance. He, in a tackle, like landed on someone and it kind of like hit here and he bit his tongue really, like it got a lacerated tongue
Starting point is 00:05:02 and had to get surgery. So what happened to you? Eating too much Uber Eats and fucking, sorry. Producer Cam like that? Yeah. Oh, so he was out playing footy out on the front line and had to get surgery. I was eating fish and chips and you won't believe it. I bit into a grape and missed.
Starting point is 00:05:24 You know, you try to get the grape and just like hit the side of the grape and just went straight into my tongue. And doesn't your fucking blood go cold when you, like you just. And I was just thinking about how tough Chad Wink, he grabbed the ball, crashed through two people, was trying to tackle a third, and I was eating a grape. Well, that's not grape. I would laugh at it.
Starting point is 00:05:45 Did you let out a little wine? Can you say it? It's really bad. I mean, and your tongue's all coffee. Yeah, it feels gross. I need to brush my teeth. But whenever in the videos, this is a little off-air chat, but in the videos, like in the reels,
Starting point is 00:06:03 because I laugh with my mouth open like throwing my head back, and because we're always like having a cough. Sorry, can you just say open my mouth and throw my head back again? Open my mouth and throw it back. Bite my tongue. Bite your lips. Whenever I. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:06:28 Producer Cam just got gayer. But in the reels, because I always, like, throw my head back and laugh, you can always see... The milky residue of your ice coffee. Yeah, and I'm always like, oh, it looks like I never brush my teeth, but it's always because we're having a coffee while we record. Cam, can you ask if we brush our teeth and Tony and I will both look down the barrel and say yes, just so it's, like, locked in? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:47 Do you brush your teeth? Yes. Yes. Oh, we fucked that up. Sorry. I do, though, every morning and night. Sorry. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:06:57 I brush them, like, every week. I brush them, like, every birthday. How dumb are we as humans? like every birthday how dumb are we as humans i mean we've been made ourselves look dumb a couple of times this week in the last few weeks we've done a few fucking corkers let me give an example of how dumb we are as humans someone tells you the escalator ahead it's not working you'll have to walk up and you go yeah, yeah, yeah, all good. And then there's a sign in front of the escalator that says, escalator's not working, you'll have to walk.
Starting point is 00:07:30 All good. Yep. Then with your own eyes, you see that the escalator is just not moving and you think, it's not moving, I'm going to have to walk up. No problems at all. Yep. Then you step on the elevator and go, oh! Escalator. It's not working.
Starting point is 00:07:45 Oh, because it doesn't, like, lift you up. Yeah, and you're, like, shocked. Even though you knew it wasn't working. But the act of stepping onto the escalator, you have, like, an expectation of what's going to happen next. Is it like a Jedi mind trick? Have we, like, incepted ourselves into thinking, like, escalator equals moon? And even though you know it's not turned on, it's not working,
Starting point is 00:08:04 you still kind of. Would you consider that a habit? Like you go, oh, I know that if I suck on my water bottle straw, water's going to come out. Or like if I stand on the escalator, it's going to move me. So it's like just been so deeply ingrained. And it's the same like then you pick up your water bottle and you sip on it and you go, oh, that's empty just been so deeply ingrained yeah and it's the same like then you pick up your water bottle and you sip on it and you go oh that's empty and then you
Starting point is 00:08:28 go to reach for it again you go oh that's still empty oh that's just being a forgetful fuckhead i do that all the time oh but that i think it's the same thing because you go water bottle water me but does this make us smart or dumb you know what i'm saying like i mean there's really no brain is so smart that it knows when you step on an escalator, it's going to move. But then it's like, is that a good thing or a bad thing? Yeah, because like is that a habit? Do you think?
Starting point is 00:08:56 I'm just trying to think of what that word is. What would James Clear say about this? Yeah. So I've got another example of this that happened to myself, my wife Bridget and Tony the other day. Yeah. So I've got another example of this that happened to myself, my wife Bridget, and Tony the other day. Yeah. Yep. So Tony's coming over to my place.
Starting point is 00:09:10 I say, hey, come over for lunch and just before you get here, I'll run down the street and get us like some iced coffees and stuff. It was a warm day. Some lunch as well. We had a little chook. Roast chickens at Ryan's house. Yeah. I did buy that one.
Starting point is 00:09:23 So usually, and this is for people playing along at home watching today, but what's an iced coffee normally come in? In like the plastic cup with like the flat lid. And if I get a dome lid, I send it back. Is that a Brittany Saunders thing? Yes. Yes. We love her.
Starting point is 00:09:38 I do. I've got a hot coffee in my other hand and it's like the traditional takeaway coffee cup. The like cardboard cup with the plastic lid. Yeah. So I go and get a couple of iced coffees and this place somehow doesn't do the see-through plastic iced coffee cup. So they're doing iced coffees in the hot coffee cup.
Starting point is 00:09:55 And so I get home and I'm like, hey, Bridget, here's your iced coffee. Hey, Tony, here's your iced coffee. And we all just kind of looked at each other and you guys each had a sip and you're like, I know that this is totally fine, but this is fucked up, right? It was like. Why? How?
Starting point is 00:10:11 Because at first we were both like, we said iced coffee. And you're like, yeah, it's just the cup. And we were like, well, no. No. What? Like, sorry? It's like you'd seen a ghost. You're like, I don't actually.
Starting point is 00:10:25 It takes so long for like looking at Bridget and I, you could see like the cogs turning in our brains being like, that's a hot cup though. I actually asked for ice. This is a hot cup. And you're like, yeah, it's ice. And I go, but no, that's a hot cup. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:41 And it takes like you can't. Yeah. And then you both had a sip. Yeah. And it, like, you can't. Yeah. And then you both had a sip. Yeah, and it was true. It was an iced coffee. But it just, my brain couldn't reconcile that it was the cold drink in the hot cup. Because you were like, this is, it's gone cold. It was really tripping me out.
Starting point is 00:11:03 So then I got Bridget and Tony's drink, took the lid off, and poured it into a glass and put a straw in it. Yep. Oh, this iced coffee's great. Yeah, love this iced coffee. It's colder than I've ever had one before. Yeah, beautiful. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:15 The same coffee. Two sips earlier, you're like, something's wrong here. And this isn't about you again. It's just like, how has it been incepted into our brains that this just is what it is? Who decided, oh, no, iced, see-through, hot, covered. Cool? Unless it's a latte in a glass.
Starting point is 00:11:35 A latte in a glass. Oh, yep. I like a hot latte in a glass. It is nice. It's a nice touch. But so if you were, if that had happened to you and you got the cold drink in the hot glass or the hot cup or whatever, would that have bothered you as well?
Starting point is 00:11:50 Yeah, absolutely. Because even when I ordered it, I was like, no, no, no. The iced coffee? It was two iced and one hot. And then he goes, yeah, yeah. And then I held the cup and the cup felt cold from the outside and then I was doing the same thing as you. I was like, it feels cold.
Starting point is 00:12:04 I asked for cold. I've doing the same thing as you. I was like, it feels cold. I asked for cold. I've looked in. I've seen him make it. Yeah. It is iced. Yeah. So why is it a hot coffee? So you're actually on the right side of this, all three of us.
Starting point is 00:12:16 So you, your wife, Bridget, and I. Because my boyfriend, Torbs, the other day bought orange juice from the shops, which we like never, ever buy. But when we buy orange juice, we always get like the nudie one. Did he buy it because you guys were having like a cooked breakfast? Oh, yes, it was. So on the weekend and we're like, oh, maybe that's a bit fun. Yeah, like if we're cooking some eggs and bacon,
Starting point is 00:12:41 should we buy a little thing of juice? Yeah, and we always get like the little one because otherwise we have a sip of it and then it just sits there all week and then you have to throw it out. So we just get like the little one and we have half each. Yeah, lovely. And I think maybe the night before maybe we'd had a couple of drinks or something and all of our – Spicy night?
Starting point is 00:12:59 Maybe. It was something like that and all of our glasses were in the dishwasher. The tumblers. Yeah. They call them tumblers? Yeah. Yeah. And he poured my orange juice into a coffee mug.
Starting point is 00:13:13 No. Oh. No. Isn't that the most upsetting thing you've ever heard? That is upsetting. And he passed it to me and I went, hot orange juice. Why have you heated this up? In my bright, hot orange juice. Why have you heated this up? In my breath.
Starting point is 00:13:25 Hot orange juice. What's going on there? And he was like, oh, bro, all the cups are in the dish. Like, who cares? And I was just like, I don't think I can drink that. Because instantly I'm like, milk goes in here normally. And now you've given me cold, cold, wet juice when normally hot, wet milk is in here.
Starting point is 00:13:47 Yeah. This is my, I just couldn't. This is my Mugacino cup. Yeah. And so I'm like, I had a sip of the oranges. I went,
Starting point is 00:13:55 I actually can't, I'd rather drink it from the bottle. Like you pour yourself out and I'll have that. Cause it's just the small one. I was like, and I'll just have the other half from the bottle. You know, okay.
Starting point is 00:14:06 I'm with you on that one. That would freak me out. However, isn't there something romantic, not the right word, like beautiful and nostalgic about when you're camping and you're having like a red wine out of like a camping mug because you're camping and you don't have all your fine china and your nice wine glasses. Your china. Oh, but like when you're camping it's like you've got one cup and one bowl each and it's your everything cup.
Starting point is 00:14:29 And that's everything, yeah. But when you're camping, if you do that at home. Absolutely not. You'd feel ill. What, you're putting a red wine in my stainless steel coffee cup? Yeah, I wouldn't have thought so. But then when you're camping, you're like, oh, this is a bit fun, isn't it? So context is important, do we think?
Starting point is 00:14:47 I don't have answers. I'm just trying to live my life here and figure out how to drink. Mate, me too. Because I just don't understand. Is the human brain helping us, is my question, or is it making it more difficult? Because here's Tony spitting out juice into the courtyard. Even though there was nothing wrong with it.
Starting point is 00:15:04 Beautiful nudie juice. Beautiful nudie juice. Beautiful nudie juice. But I just, the mental block around it was just, when we were in Japan, yes, I've been to Japan, we went to this like European Christmas market that they do like at Christmas. What time of year would they do it? Yeah, fuck. And it was snowing and it was beautiful.
Starting point is 00:15:24 It was really, really lovely. What time of year would they do it? Yeah, fuck. And it was snowing and it was beautiful. It was really, really lovely. And we sat down at this place and they were doing, like, hot chocolate and mulled wine. Not together.
Starting point is 00:15:34 No, no, no, no. Like, as in, like, you sit there for a drink and they've got hot chocolate, they've got mulled wine, they've got all this stuff. Yeah, that is nice. Yeah, so, you know, like, you kind of put the, like, they give you the wine glass and you're, holding it in your hands to like warm up. Yeah. And we were sitting there and I was like, oh, how nice. It's like cinnamony.
Starting point is 00:15:53 It smells amazing. It's like warming up your hands. And then because I'm an absolute cock, I went yum and just like started pounding it the way that like you would with something that wasn't hot. Yeah. And I went, ooh, that's hot. And Toys went, well, yeah, it's mild. You were just hot, like warming your hands up with it.
Starting point is 00:16:13 And I went, yeah, but it's wine in a wine glass. So I just. See that big cauldron at the bar? Cauldron? I took this massive sip and like burnt my mouth and throat because I just forgot that it was going to be hot. Also, I've just got an insight into young Tony who associated wine with chugging it.
Starting point is 00:16:31 A goal. There's just a bit of beer in it. Oh, fuck it. Here we go. I cracked a hole in the back of the wine glass and shotgun-thrown it in my mouth. Hey, this is Kathleen from the Sunshine Coast, and this is Tony and Ryan.
Starting point is 00:16:59 Before you read out the champion type of names, I would give anything for a 24-year-old Ryan and a 21-year-old Tony to, like, get on the beers together. And fuck? No. Oh. Oh, okay. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:17:16 Because you're talking about, like, chugging the wine, and I was like, I haven't really met, like, chugging Tony. Yeah, that's not me. And I often tell stories about like back in the day when I left the house after 9pm. Yeah. And Tony's like, I just don't understand. Who?
Starting point is 00:17:29 Yeah. Who did that? I'm familiar territory. Yeah. I'm unrecognisable. Yeah. But maybe one day. Anyway, Tia Fintabas, thanks for getting around us.
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Starting point is 00:17:56 Thank you so much for being part of the Patreon. We fucking love the set. Now, Tony and I have had a long conversation about this off air. What was it? The saying, no good deed goes unpunished. Do you get it? I, you know, when like a saying, you like know what the saying means, but when you actually consider all the words,
Starting point is 00:18:19 it doesn't really mean what the saying means. So what do you think no good deed goes unpunished means? Well, because, like, I understand the concept of the saying, but those words don't actually really, like, you know what I mean? What do you think it means? Well, so no good, so, like, doing a good deed, it's like doing something nice for someone, and then, like, no good deed goes unpunished, like you cop it for doing something nice for someone and then like no good deed goes unpunished,
Starting point is 00:18:45 like you cop it for doing something nice for someone. Yeah. But I don't think that's right. It's maybe not cop it, but it's like sometimes it backfires. For example, you go, oh, I know what I'll do. I'm mowing my lawn. I'll mow the neighbours while I'm at it. And then you start mowing their lawn and then the mower runs out of fuel
Starting point is 00:19:02 and then you're out of fuel and you have to go and fill it. And suddenly it's all this brouhaha and you're like, oh, I was just trying to be nice. So it's not like being punished by the person. No. It's just like, oh, I've tried to do something nice and it's gone to shit a little bit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:17 Yeah. But saying no good deeds, all of them, 100% of good deeds. Well, maybe the person that first said this was going through a bit of a patch. Yeah, okay. I mean, probably only needs to happen two or three times when you go, oh, for fuck's sake. That's a really good point, actually, as the queen of, oh, for fuck's sake. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:36 Yeah, that does make sense. And as the king of, I meant well. Yeah. Fine, I'll just go fuck myself. I was trying to do the right thing. Yeah. Or what have I got myself into? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:46 Wouldn't it be nice if I invite, oh, here's one that I find all the time. Yep. I invite someone over. I haven't seen him in a while. And then they go, oh, if you're inviting them, we should bring those guys. And then someone else goes, oh, you haven't people? Oh, I didn't get invited.
Starting point is 00:20:04 Isn't that the biggest fucking stitch up? I was just trying to have some people. I haven't seen them in a while and now I'm like an asshole for not inviting. You know what I mean? You invite one of them, you didn't invite the other one. Yeah. I was just trying to do the right, you know.
Starting point is 00:20:16 And then you go, oh, no good deed goes unpunished. Yeah. It is annoying though when you go, oh, do you want to come for dinner? And maybe you're like, I don't know, say if the three of us, so like you and I and producer Cam, there's only three of us that kind of work together. If I was having dinner with Ryan, with you, and then producer Cam went, oh, well, what about, you know, because there's a different association there.
Starting point is 00:20:39 Like when Cam came round to your house the other night and I was going to call. It's a bit like. As an example. It's a little bit like, oh. Was it a nice night, Cam? Yeah, nice wine. You guys had wine?
Starting point is 00:20:49 Yeah, a really nice wine. It sounded as though he stumbled, though, on saying it was fun, didn't he? Hmm. Bridget and I stayed in a hotel for a few nights. The hotel had a nice bath. It was like a nice view and it sort of wasn't officially like a baby moon but you know how there's that like hey. I was literally about to ask like ooh, is it a bit of a thing? We didn't make it a big deal but there was that sense of hey,
Starting point is 00:21:11 we're about to have this baby, we're going to have our hands full for a really long time and we're busy so why don't we go somewhere with a really big, comfy, soft bed and we can just get like room service, have a bath and just do nothing, Yeah. You know, while we can. Hey, mate, if those hands need a break, you drop her off at my place and I'll look after her. I'll babysit whenever. I thought you meant Bridget.
Starting point is 00:21:32 You just said we'll have our hands for a while. Oh, okay, yeah. I can look after her. Yeah. Will I be allowed to babysit? Yeah. Okay. Justin, I'm not going to be precious about that.
Starting point is 00:21:41 Anyone who wants to babysit can. Yeah, yeah, fucking come round. Come on over. And when we check in, you know how people work at the front desk, like, oh, you know, special occasion, are you here for a wedding? Or sometimes when you book online, it's like, oh, travelling for work, travelling for a birthday, whatever. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:59 And Bridget's, like, looking pretty pregnant. And so I don't know if he said it or we, but it was sort of like this, oh, last chance, oh, bit of a baby moon. And we're like, oh, you know, not long, yeah, just trying to enjoy the time while we can. And then he looks over to like one of the, what do they call it, like a bellboy, the porter, or, you know, like the person that takes the bags up and down and kind of goes,
Starting point is 00:22:21 oh, baby moon, looks over and kind of gives the wink and the smile. Oh. Yeah. And then they kind of wink and smile. And they kind of give the nod and go, yep, gotcha. Oh, like occasion. Yep. So we get up to the room and, you know,
Starting point is 00:22:36 we're just putting the bags and stuff in. You know, hello. And obviously the person that's written the card is not this person. Sure. Dear Ryan and Bridget, congratulations on the, you know, impending arrival of your baby. Enjoy the baby moon. A little something from us.
Starting point is 00:22:55 Isn't that a nice touch? That's very nice. Isn't that a really nice touch? And don't you feel really special when, like, because you go, oh, my, they've only done it, you know that they've done it for everyone but don't tell me that but no but that's what i mean out of their way for me don't i feel a little bit special i was like hey bridge they've sent up a little note a little present that's nice isn't it yeah and so i read the card and i go this is nice and then you know how they
Starting point is 00:23:20 have the like which is apparently only happens in hotels room service, where they like cover the present and then it's like the lid. Is that what it's called? A cloche. It's called a cloche. Oh, I was about to call it the thingamathinga. Yeah. It's called a cloche. So the cloche comes up.
Starting point is 00:23:34 Yeah. Like when you get room service and it's got the lid over it. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't actually know that. Yeah. Because like, you know on MasterChef. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:44 And it's under the cloche. Yeah. Steam comes out. Yeah. So the cloche know that. Yeah. Because, like, you know on MasterChef? Yeah. And it's under the cloche. Yeah. Steam comes out. Yeah. So the cloche comes up. Nice. And there's two items there. The first one is a bottle of wine.
Starting point is 00:23:55 So, yeah. And the second one is chocolates. And I was like, okay, I guess we won't have the wine, we'll have the chocolate. And they were like, yeah, it's this, like, special, like, cool new chocolate. It's espresso martini flavor. It's actually got gin in it.
Starting point is 00:24:07 As if to be like, hey, cool, check this out. And I've gone, yeah. Because I reckon there's no honeymoon, babymoon, anniversary. It's just like event, occasion, yes or no. Occasion, yep. And then the person goes, oh, it's an equation, wink, and he goes, yep, I'll get the wine. Did you just say equation?
Starting point is 00:24:28 I tried to say two words at once, occasion and event. Yeah, so it was an equation. It was an equation. Yeah. An equation. Yeah, because they would just go, this is nice, isn't it? Yeah, send a bottle of wine up. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:39 Gives the nudge, goes, yeah, bottle of wine, no worries. So Bridget can't drink the wine. She can't eat the chocolate. Yeah. But Dad't eat the chocolate. Yeah. But Dad had a great night. In that, oh, do you think they would put their foot in it a lot because they go, oh, you're here celebrating an anniversary and if someone was pregnant or sober or.
Starting point is 00:25:00 Or in town for a funeral. Yeah, you know, like, oh, well, I mean, they're probably not sending. What the fuck? They're probably not sending anything if they're there for a funeral? Yeah, you know, like, oh, I mean, they're probably not sending. What the fuck? They're probably not sending anything if they're there for a funeral. Oh, but if you just say, oh, I'm here for an event, why are we like. Okay. Maybe not an event. Who has ever referred to a funeral as an event?
Starting point is 00:25:17 What I'm saying is. No, I think you need to say more about that. Okay. What are you doing on Friday? Oh, I'm going to this event. Oh, what is it? Yeah, my granddad died. That'll be a lovely event.
Starting point is 00:25:30 Yeah, really looking forward to it. I haven't seen my cousin Jenny in five years. I would feel. COVID and everything. I would feel uncomfortable saying funeral. So I'd be like, oh, what brings you to town? I'd be like, oh, I've got a thing on. I've got something on.
Starting point is 00:25:43 No, but you'd be seeing family. You wouldn't make a thing on. I've got something on. No, but you'd be seeing family. You wouldn't make it. Wait, I've seen them in the box, aye. Well, the rest of the family might be there, unless they're the last one, just the two of you. I'm here to collect from a will. And I want to chat too, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:56 But, like, you know, I'm saying. I will say, not a great choice of words by me. But that's okay. But what I will agree with you on is that assumptions, because you just don't know. Yeah, if someone's sober, pregnant, and they haven't told people yet, you know, whatever, I reckon there'd be a lot of stuff that goes to waste that they drop off.
Starting point is 00:26:14 Do you reckon if they go up and the wine's unopened, they go, all right, I'll fucking give that to the next person. Jenny from down the hallway, she's here for an event. Well, if you haven't taken all the stuff out. My cousin Jenny, she's going to the funeral as well. Yeah, well, she's dead. She's not drinking it. I reckon, like in the minibar, if you haven't taken all the stuff out. But it's my cousin Jenny and she's going to the funeral as well. Yeah, well, she's dead. She's not drinking it. I reckon, like in the minibar, if you haven't opened it,
Starting point is 00:26:29 they're just leaving the stuff in there. But, yeah, do you reckon it's the same for like an occasion gift? Well, here's the thing. We took it with us. Did you? We didn't consume it, but we've got it at home. Oh, if it's a staycation, you would. You'd just bring it home.
Starting point is 00:26:44 You'd put that in your case, wouldn't you? Well, I wouldn't put that in my case because if something happened and it smashed or whatever, then you've got wine everywhere all over your clothes. I didn't think about that. Yeah, no. Well, I would always, okay, here's a Ryan travel hack. I always wrap drinks in a towel.
Starting point is 00:26:59 Who's got a towel in their suitcase? Anyone who's going to the beach. Oh, yeah, that's a good point. Yeah. Or in a hoodie or just something. Wrap it up. So you can obviously there are ways. Although I did try to bring a computer screen home from Perth on a plane
Starting point is 00:27:13 and that did not go well for me. Because when we've stayed at the QT in Sydney, there's a tarpa who works there that's very, very kind and always leaves lovely gifts for us. But I'm not a big, especially when we're away, I'm really not a big drinker. So I always feel guilty that I, like, leave the stuff behind. Oh, and they left us those Coronas.
Starting point is 00:27:38 Yeah, except now whenever we stay, they leave me a little face mask instead. Do they? Yeah. Because you said? Like a little, like, serum face mask, which is lovely. Because you went and gave them a stern chat. No, no, no. Don't you fucking bring me those Coronas.
Starting point is 00:27:50 I'm not a beer girl. No. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but you can go fuck yourself with those Coronas. Is that what you said? Direct quote, yes or no? Not too far off? It's obviously not what happened, but you know what?
Starting point is 00:28:07 Let's do what you loved. I feel like my you love to see it's negative. Do we start with it or end with it? Do you want me to go first? Yeah, but then would we want to end on a negative? Then you can really fuck up the week. No, but then do we want to end on a negative? Okay, from Olivia.
Starting point is 00:28:22 Olivia Grace posted this in our Facebook group, and this is a great You Love To See It. So let's hope yours is good. My You Love To See It is a bit of a self-gloat. In 2023, I not only got a new job that's in my field of work, but also my passion and is a local charity. That's the triple... ...fector.
Starting point is 00:28:44 Trifecta, yeah. Trifecta. I was going to say triple threat, but that's like acting, singing, and dance. That's not quite... Fector. Trifecta, yeah. Trifecta. I was going to say triple threat, but that's like acting, singing and dance. That's not quite right. Yeah, that's me. Finished up my thesis on equine therapy practices and graduated with my degree in behavioural psychology. And then Olivia says, like, what?
Starting point is 00:29:01 Last year I was just a college student working at Macca's. Incredible. And now Olivia's got her dream job. She's, like, graduated uni. She's doing it. I fucking love to see that. That is incredible. I remember how amazing I felt when I worked at Coles.
Starting point is 00:29:19 It was while I was at uni. And I remember how good I felt when I was, like, I'm leaving Coles to do the thing that I really want to do. What was that? That was when I was like, I'm leaving Coles to do the thing that I really want to do. What was that? That was when I started working in radio. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So I got a full-time job.
Starting point is 00:29:31 You became an audio queen. I did. Yeah. And now look at me, working at Coles. No, that is incredible. Yeah. So good on you, Olivia. If she goes to a hotel, she would get the bottle of wine, I reckon.
Starting point is 00:29:44 I hope so. Yeah. I hope so. Yeah. I hope so. I was just trying to look for the TikTok. I can't find it. But you don't want to see it because it's not good. My love to see it is a guy named Andy Glaze on TikTok. And I can't even say these words out loud.
Starting point is 00:30:00 He does a 100-mile run every week. What's 100 miles? It's 161 kilometres. And not like over the week he'll rack that up. It's like, no, no, no. Once a week he does this big run. Yeah, and he's really great on the GoPro stick and the thing. So he's running like, yep, 10-mile mark, starting to get a bit hungry,
Starting point is 00:30:22 so I might stop and get some food and blah, blah, blah. Oh, so he stops along the way? Oh, just like to refuel. As in like, you know, in a marathon when you run past the drink station and just like... Yep. But no, he's running. Holy fuck.
Starting point is 00:30:35 And one of them, they started at 6pm and kind of run through the night and he finished the next night at like 7pm. That is not relatable. No. See how it's kind of upsetting? Great for Andy. And his whole thing is like, oh, it's a race, but the race doesn't really start until
Starting point is 00:30:54 the 80 mile mark. Because that's when you're really like, you know, I saw the boys from the men kind of vibe. I'd be dead. And he's running along and he's like, I'm so tired and I've still got a marathon and a half to go. Because that's one, two, four, four or five marathons straight up. You know what, Andy?
Starting point is 00:31:17 That's amazing. What a feat of human capabilities. I'm not going to do that. But good on you. Congratulations. You're also getting the bottle of wine at the hotel. Like, you know, but probably not drinking it. And the fact that he's like talking to the camera filming and he's like,
Starting point is 00:31:33 yeah, I was in a bit of a low patch mentally, but I've kind of got through that. I can't even talk after I've walked up the stairs. I know you're saying that for lols, but. No, I can't. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:47 And he's like, oh. I feel really bad about myself right now. Like, am I allowed to say? Yeah, no. And because I was the same. Because I, you know, everyone's trying to do their best. Yeah. Everyone's trying to do their best.
Starting point is 00:31:57 And then I see this guy, Andy, and I was like, fuck you. How am I supposed to feel? Oh, no. Sitting on my couch eating chocolate watching you go, oh. Hey, mate, we've all got the same amount of hours in a day. That's how you choose to... I'm sorry, I've just switched. We've all got
Starting point is 00:32:13 the same amount of hours in a day. If that's how you choose to spend yours, that's okay. And that's a great choice. That's just not what Andy's doing. That's not what I'm doing. That's what you're doing. And I can choose what I want to do, like get puffed after I walk upstairs. That's fine. We make our choices. That's my choice. We doing. That's what you're doing. And I can choose what I want to do, like get puffed after I walk upstairs. That's fine. We make our choices.
Starting point is 00:32:27 That's my choice. We make our choices. Andy has done a 100-mile run at least once a week for the last 160 weeks straight. And all jokes aside. That's actually given me chills. Incredible. That is insane. And he is a firefighter.
Starting point is 00:32:45 So he's just a great person. What a great guy. And to be fair, if you were in a burning fire in a building, whatever, who would you... I mean, he's who you want picking up. That's what I mean, yeah. And hooking over your shoulder. Yeah, I've got the stamina to walk up three flights
Starting point is 00:32:57 and carry Ryan back down. Yeah, and then I'll run 99 miles on the way home. I'll run him home. To Australia. To Australia. To Australia. From California, where he lives. I'm an Andy miles on the way home. I'll run him home. To Australia. To Australia. From California where he lives. I'm an Andy. So he's hot.
Starting point is 00:33:09 Lives in California. Fuck. Kind of looks like Steve Kerr. I'll show you the video. But Andy Glaze is his name. He's Steve Kerr. Used to play for the Chicago Bulls. Now he's the coach of the Golden State Warriors.
Starting point is 00:33:19 Oh, well, good for Steve. People just kicking goals all over the place. All right. Well, it's a Friday. I'm going to go home and run. Not at all. Yeah. And enjoy that.
Starting point is 00:33:29 I'm going to run to the car and drive home. Yeah. But everyone, have a great weekend. Thanks for listening and we'll chat to you soon. Love you. Bye.

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