Toni and Ryan - It Needs To Be Bigger
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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author Tony Lodge and we are calling...
We are, sorry. I've been distracted because Katie works in a bakery that's a vegetarian...
I didn't really think there was meat in bread.
So who's this? Kayla?
Hello?
Hello, Katie.
Hi.
How are you going?
It's 20 and Ryan.
I just woke up in time, actually.
Aren't you a baker?
Aren't you supposed to be up at, like, 2 a.m.?
No, I'm lucky enough that we don't bake for like cafes or anything.
We just bake in the middle of the day.
So usually I'll start at like nine.
Hi.
Oh, hello.
Who have we got here?
That's my son.
He's three.
Oh, what's his name?
Matthew.
Oh, well, Katie, would you and Matthew like to approve the podcast for today?
Are we going to approve it?
Can they start?
No.
No, he's not a big fan.
Never work with children or animals.
Katie, will you approve?
Yes, of course.
Excellent.
Hey, it's Katie from Sydney and I approve this podcast.
All right, coming up today.
Hair looks so good, mate.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Coming up today, there was a debacle with the garbage man at my house. Oh. And it got me thinking the garbage man would see some shit, mate. Thank you. Thank you. Coming up today, there was a debacle with the garbage man at my house.
And it got me thinking the garbage man would see some shit, hey?
A hundred percent.
So I made an absolute fuckhead out of myself.
Who's the fuckhead?
Me.
And I'll share that with you. Are we running with that, are we?
We'll see how we go.
And I reckon other people have found themselves in a similar situation.
So we'll get to that soon.
But before we get to that, I have an announcement to make
or a request or like a something.
Things should be bigger.
Agreed.
I don't know what you're talking about, but I couldn't agree more.
I just think that things need to be bigger.
Like what?
So I've got a list, but let me start at the top.
Please.
Our house recently has been like a fucking hostel.
We've had like a road – no, I almost murdered.
Not like the film.
Yeah, okay.
But we've had like a rotating fucking barn door of guests recently.
You have.
We've just had a million people come and stay.
Like people go, oh, I'm just in Melbourne for a couple of days.
Would it be all right if I crash on your couch?
Yeah.
Oh, and then our best friends, Jag and Lang, they came for the weekend.
So they were there for like four nights.
We've just had heaps of people come and stay.
How's that new mattress going?
Well, this is the thing, right?
So we don't have like a spare room and a spare bed because our second bedroom is like our office.
Torbs and I both work from home a lot.
So it makes sense that there's like a room for our hobbies
that we would use more than we would use a spare room.
I love how you've described both your day job as hobbies.
No, no, no.
I've got this hobby from nine till five.
I like work for an IT company.
No, so we both have our work desks and then down the middle we've got
like a long desk that is like flex space so I can craft on it
or Torbs can solder on it.
Do you work at, sorry, do you live at WeWork?
Actually, yeah.
So then I pay my money and you get a bag of chips at the end of the day.
And when I go to the bathroom at Tony's, she's like,
you got enough credits for that?
Yeah.
And the like toilet paper is all like.
Sorry, you only get four sheets per white bud.
We've got a Dyson hair dryer, hand dryer thing.
Put that on the list of my like dream house thing.
What?
No.
A hand dryer?
Nah.
You can use that before you go to the bathroom, remember?
Yeah, Sarah, remember you telling me that?
But I don't think that that's actually what you want.
They are also so loud.
They are, actually.
Can you imagine how obnoxious that would be in your house?
Like, you're making a coffee.
So, what?
Yeah, it's bad enough when I have to use the hair dryer at home.
I feel that's super obnoxious.
Anyway, so we don't have a set-up, like a permanent set-up.
I'm in two minds about a permanent spare bedroom set up because, yeah,
it's great because people always feel welcome.
And my ultimate goal is for people to always feel welcome to come
to our house and stay if they need to.
Ultimate goal.
But, yeah, the goal.
But also it's dead space.
It's dead space.
Like 50 fucking weeks out of the year.
What are those ones called where the bed kind of like folds down from the cupboard?
That's a bit spooky, don't you think?
They're terrifying because I see it like I got into literally a deep dive in TikTok
where all it was was people jumping on the bed and it folding up on the wall.
Folds up and then you're dead.
And you do a backflip.
And people go, oh, they obviously went home and they don't know
and then you're in there and then you die.
Imagine if, you know, heaven forbid, I had a few too many drinkerinos
and had to crash and then we pulled the thing down
and found your brother-in-law.
Yeah.
Oh, and he was just in there.
He was in there the whole time.
I thought he went home in April.
Yeah.
He'd been there the whole time.
Oh, mate, you okay?
And he goes, and dead.
And you have to peel him off the wall.
Peel him back out.
And he's in the springs of the mattress as well.
If this scenario were to play out,
would it still be assumed that I would still sleep there?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, did you want to sleep on the couch then?
I don't know if I want to sleep with that dead body smell.
I mean, mate, beggars can't be choosers.
You've had too much to drink.
Fuck, I'll get a taxi.
Fuck.
Oh, well, then you've got to come back and get your car.
I mean.
Yeah, it's a pain in the ass.
Anyway, so we don't have like a proper setup.
But because we knew that there were so many people coming and going over the last month,
we were like, we're going to invest in a good quality air mattress.
Great call.
We have never had one.
I don't think I've ever even slept on one.
Is it an electric one?
Yeah. Or the full pump? No Is it an electric one? Yeah.
Or the foot pump?
No, it's electric.
That's a good call.
So they're really fancy now.
Yeah.
So I didn't know, first of all, how much they cost.
Yeah, they don't miss you, do they?
But also that they could actually be good.
So this one that we bought, right, it was like $180.
So like on the more expensive side.
But we were like, okay, this is like an investment.
It's a queen bed size.
It's got a fucking pillow top on it.
Yeah.
Like it's like a fucking, it's better than our mattress on our fucking, in our room.
Did it have the thing where it inflates itself through the night if it goes down a little bit?
Yeah.
Doesn't that scare the shit out of you?
So it's got two pumps.
One where you kind of and it goes up and then you flick it to night mode and literally it just pumps the whole,
it's like a silent pump and that just stays on the whole.
Yeah.
So I've been on one where it must, if it gets below 85% pumped,
it'll just like turn itself back on.
And so it'll be two in the morning and you're just like asleep
and then it's like and it's fucking terrifying.
No, so this has got like a second silent pump.
Did this come with the Audi?
This sounds fancy.
I like this.
So it's got like a second pump, and that just like whirs the whole night.
So it doesn't kind of get to a point and then turn on.
It's just always on.
Love that.
And everybody that has slept on it said that it was like phenomenal
and really, really good.
So like it's worth it totally.
But anyway, it comes in this, because it's got a pillow top on it,
it's got the two fucking pumps, the whole thing.
It comes in this like massive fucking box.
Yep.
We get it home.
We fucking rip it out of the thing.
It spills out of the bloody box end of the weekend.
Do you think you can get it back in the fucking box?
Needs to be bigger.
Nah.
Fuck no.
This reminds me of every school camp when you're trying to stuff your sleeping bag
back into the cover.
Sleeping bag back in that little sausage case.
Yeah, they could triple up.
I know.
They could triple up.
So then with the mattress, right, they obviously have-
What do they expect you to do?
Well, so they've seen this problem coming, right,
and they've popped in a calico bag with like a drawstring on it
to put the mattress into instead of like needing to keep the bag.
Yeah.
The box, sorry.
Does it fit in the fucking bag?
No.
Nah.
So what are you supposed to fucking do?
I'm pretty sure you put them on your treadmills.
But like, it just needs to be bigger.
Yeah.
Just give me a huge fucking box and then at least it can live in there.
What am I supposed to do?
While we're at it, chocolate used to be way bigger.
Blocks of chocolate.
And the other thing, chips.
It's half air.
I think we're on the record saying a regular pizza from Domino's.
I ordered a family pizza.
No, actually, let me fucking rephrase that.
The other day I saw an ad on TV.
We were watching the news and it was like, oh, snack pizza from Domino's
and you get that and a drink and it costs like $14.95 or fucking something.
The snack pizza looks like the same size that the family pizza now is.
That's a scam.
A family pizza from Domino's used to be massive and then we got
one the other day and I was like, that's a fucking half
a sandwich. I reckon that should actually be
legal. When you see something on TV, you go,
yeah, nah, we'll go one of those. Yep. It's like
underquoting. It is
underquoting. That's like that.
It's a bait and switch. It is.
It's false advertising.
So are you taking big mattress to court?
Well, big box.
Whoa.
Small box, actually.
But I just, how much better would it be if stuff was bigger?
And I know that it's not about the size, it's how you use it, but.
You know what needs to lift?
What?
Now, it might depend on the building.
Okay.
I don't think this is the case at your place.
But some apartment buildings are getting a bit ahead of themselves
saying there's eight car parks in that basement.
Oh, car parks need to fucking be bigger.
Yep.
Remember I talked recently about the car parks at my gym?
Yes.
How they're so narrow you can't get out.
It's like there's room for six, but legally the council said,
oh, if you open that building, you have to have eight.
And the guy goes, cool, give me my paint spray.
Yeah.
Yeah, or have you got an eraser?
Because I'll just change this to eight.
The space hasn't changed, but I'll tell you there's eight.
We'll do six and two motorbike car parks.
No.
What the fuck?
Two motorbikes.
Like, it's just there's not enough space for shit.
So did you have to wrestle the mattress into the bag
or have you not got a normal mattress because you need to save space
and now it's just going to live unfurled
and you might as well have just got a fucking mattress?
So now we've just got a pump.
It's just always going brrrr.
No, so now we threw the box out.
The bag is under the mattress, which is folded up in the cupboard,
and it's just all huge.
Shit everywhere, yeah.
So now we've got a bag to deal with, a box to deal with,
and a mattress to deal with.
Imagine if it just all fit back in the same fucking thing.
Can you get a refund?
Probably not after all my friends have slept on it.
No, because you know how sometimes they do like 100 nights free?
Well, that's cheeky, isn't it?
No, I don't think we will be doing that.
Because you had an influx of guests, but it hasn't...
But that's not really the...
Isn't that what a holiday...
It's not really the spirit of what that means, is it?
You know what I mean.
We did that at Christmas last year.
I know that you did that at Christmas last year.
Hopefully none of our good friends at E-Cosa or Koala.
No, it wasn't E-Cosa.
Yeah.
Oh, sorry.
It wasn't E-Cosa.
Well, it should be bigger.
It should be bigger.
It should be bigger.
I agree.
You would have kept it if it was bigger.
I always said that.
Hey, it's Katie from Sydney and you're listening to Tony and Ryan.
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Yeah, that's what I was about to say.
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Are we?
Oh, but, mate, you went home to a baby.
The rest of us got to just go home and live our lives.
Well, I got home and it was like, oh, thank God you're here.
I've been with the baby the whole time.
Yeah, take the baby and yeah.
So, I mean, you guys are tag team.
Do you want me to come over, mate, and look after Mabes for a bit?
You want to?
I'd actually love to.
Yeah, A, yes, and B, Bridget's parents are staying with us at the moment.
Oh, of course.
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Spider?
Sorry.
Oh, my God.
I just like dissociated and something like flew down.
God came down. You, it came down.
You're good?
Yeah, thanks.
That was terrifying.
Welcome to Australia.
It was really scary, yeah.
You might not know this living in an apartment,
but you are looking for a house,
so let me introduce you to a fear you'll have in the future.
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I actually don't think I can take that.
So here's something you can be anxious about getting anxious about.
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I'm free up, so we're good.
You're lying in bed.
The alarm's just gone off.
You're about to get up.
Oh, and you know when, like, your bed's all warm and it has, like, that smell?
Yeah.
Like that warm smell.
Yeah.
And I can, like, smell torbs and, like, hear people snoring and stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's good. And then you kind of hear this big truck at the end of the street as someone who grew up in a house yes fuck is it bin day i would say that that panic
is on a similar level to when your mum says,
can you get the chicken out of the freezer?
And you go, yeah.
Then six hours later you hear her pull into the driveway
and is the chicken out of the freezer?
Fuck no, it's not.
It's in the microwave on high.
Yeah.
We got two minutes.
It's cooking and frozen.
We got two minutes.
Yeah, it dries.
And you're sitting on it and your mum comes in and you go,
oh, it's a bit of a bit of a bit.
I took it out and then the cat put it back in.
Something's happened.
Yeah.
A great fear and just.
The sheer panic of knowing that you've got about six seconds to do something.
So this morning I didn't hear the truck,
but I just remembered and went like, it's been a day.
I should have put them out last night.
And so I don't know if you've seen the back of Bridget's Volkswagen,
but it's got cardboard boxes for fucking days in it.
Just because when you bought new shit.
Yeah.
And I've been meaning to drop it off at my friend's house
who has an apartment, but I haven't.
I'd move quick.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
And so I'm like, oh, I think it's like the recycling,
like today might be the day to fuck that stuff off.
And if I've missed this round, oh, my God.
It's another two weeks until you can, yeah.
Is recycling still every second weekend?
Second week, yeah.
So I run out there and I go, oh, okay um how much stuff can i cram into our bin
get the bin out all that stuff's in the car i gotta cram it in gotta cram it in and then i
i look across because i don't know which bin weeks which i think i just look at the neighbors you
gotta take their lead yeah and so i've taken their lead the guys across the street they're
the loveliest family ever they go for the hawks they've got a really cute dog as well they do
yeah um i go over to their bin and i go to like look in it to see if the garbage guys already come
because I'm like, oh.
Oh, that's smart.
Yeah, because I'm like, oh, has he already been?
I don't know.
So I open it up and it was like a third full.
And I was like, this is perfect because not only does this mean that they haven't arrived
yet, but I can probably take some liberties and fill the other two thirds of their bin.
Yeah.
Question. Question.
Question.
Because you have been lying in bed, you're toasty, you've got the smell or whatever,
and you've run out to try and do this.
Are you like only in your boxes?
So I've got a, you know how some of my trackies are like kind of a nicer trackie and others
are like definitely like for-
Inside trackie and others are like definitely like for like inside yeah so i've got
an inside only trackie yeah and i would have what i would describe also as a inside only shirt a
sleeping only t-shirt yeah um no shoes i was about to say you're doing the hop on the driveway yeah
because i've got like little little pebbles yeah and so i'm like hip like skipping along
yeah like a little kangaroo bouncing across the road.
So I go, okay, I've got two thirds of the neighbor's bin I can use up.
And so that's going to take a fair chunk out of it.
And you know that they're not going to use it because their bin's already out.
It's already out.
And because it's getting done today, it's not like they've got it out three days early.
I don't know why.
Is that a free swing?
Because some people get funny about that.
What I was about to say is I don't know why people bother about that.
If my bin's out, yep.
If my bin's in, no.
Yeah.
Because that's still my bin.
But if I put that out, that's like when you kind of push your plate away at a restaurant.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And your partner goes, are you done with that?
And I go, yeah, yeah, yeah, have at it.
If I've still got the plate in front of me, you fuck off.
Yeah, I agree.
But if you kind of push the plate away like this and then they go,
oh, and you go, oh, yeah, please, like I'm so done.
I used to play volleyball with this guy and everyone called him Pigeon.
Pigeon?
Yeah, because we'd go out for dinner and he'd be like,
oh, I'm actually not that hungry.
You going to finish that?
Oh, I thought you weren't hungry, Pidge.
And then he would never pay for a meal.
No, never.
Do you know what I hate?
When someone else takes a plate, a chip off my plate without me going,
did you want a chip?
There's someone that we've been out to dinner quite a few times.
Have I done that?
No, no, no.
Someone that we've been out to dinner quite a few times with.
Who does that?
Who have we been out to dinner a few times with?
Does that with Bea?
Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, my God. He's a few times does that with b oh really yeah oh my god he's a large copper yeah right oh yeah right oh yeah yeah okay he's big on that and you notice
we always pay as well so he's getting a lot out of that that's he's getting a lot out of that
fuck right if you're listening love you love ya but fucking righto let Lodge eat her own lunch
thank you very much
so I see that
there's an opening
across the street
yeah
and you go
I'll have that
and so I've got boxes
and because we're getting
like home delivered groceries
you end up with all these
like the bags
the paper bags
yeah
so they recycle
and it's really great
but you still need
to like deal with them
yeah
so then I was like
great
I'm going to get
all these paper bags and
like scrunch them up to fit in a bag of itself yeah and then that's gonna go in that bag so i'm
like playing tetris yeah and i'm like but you're against the clock as well so i've got i've actually
got a lot of stuff into a small space because i've gone yep i've got about you know this by this for
the size of the bin so i'm sort of doing the math going how much canam into this? So I'm doing all this and then the truck comes past,
picks up the neighbor's thing and drives off before I got a chance
to take my box out.
Oh, no.
So I probably spent 10 minutes and then the truck just goes, gone.
And I was like, oh.
God, that's quick now, isn't it?
So I'd done all this work and I'm just standing there in barefoot
like a fucking idiot.
And I was like just so, because I was so hyped up.
Did you get the stuff in your own bin?
Not yet.
And so, because I was like.
And was it too late now?
Well, it just drove.
But then I went, hang on.
Because you know how like these guys are on the other side of the road.
So they need to loop back around.
So I'm like, but I think ours would be first.
I was just about to say, I don't think that the,
because the way that you get to your house, you've got to come that direction.
Yeah, so I was like, maybe he's already done our side
and then he's just got the other side on the way out.
You've got to check the neighbour next door.
So I did.
So then I go 20 metres down to the neighbour next door,
open his bin and we're good to go.
It's already empty.
No, no, no.
There's stuff in it.
Oh, okay.
And then as I do that, the bin guy chucks a Yui.
And he's coming back this way.
For anybody not in Australia, chuck a Yui means like a U-turn,
like you spin around.
So this guy's seen me stuffing boxes in my driveway.
Then he's seen me leg it to my neighbour's.
To see what the goal is, yeah.
So he turns around and he sees me in my neighbour's bin.
Then I see him that he's turned around.
So then I'm like, shit, I haven't put the stuff in our own bin yet.
So I...
Oh, my God, this is like an epic thing.
Do you want us to, like, leave and come back tomorrow
and find out what happened?
I wish he said that because I would have.
Because I was like, I've got multiple bins on the go.
Well, surely he would have seen, you know, the effort you're going to.
And gone like, hey, mate, just pop some extra bits in.
But it's not because he needs the machine comes down and like grips the bin and flips the bin over.
So you can't just like chuck it in the back anymore.
No, but can't you just, he does one flip and then maybe you do a second flip?
I don't know if you get a second flip.
But also the distance between where my bin was and where the stuff was,
it wasn't just like next to it.
I had to like go and get the thing.
So then I've sprinted from my neighbor's house in my bare feet through the,
and BJ's running around like a mad dog.
And I was like, bro, I'm like, there's a fucking huge truck.
Like, get the fuck off the road, you idiot.
And then I ended up like getting my big box and then just like taking it to the bin.
And it was a bit too big to fit in my bin.
And then he pulls up and he's just like standing, like waiting for me.
And then he goes to pick up my bin.
And because the stuff's not in the bin, but it's sitting on top of the bin,
as the machine lifted it up, it just like flipped the cardboard
all into the front yard.
Oh, and it was all the bags, so they're not very heavy.
So it's like flapping about.
And like, oh.
And then what happened was he like just kept going?
He just goes like kind of, oh, you win some, you lose some.
No.
What the fuck do you pay rates for?
You reckon?
That's what you pay rates for.
I thought that was on me for not being ready.
I mean, that's also not great.
But like if you're there and like easily could have just gone, oh, fuck, I'm so sorry.
You pay rates for your rubbish to be taken.
Yeah, but rubbish to be taken from within the bin,
not on top of the bin.
I feel like it was on me a little bit.
But both's not great.
But I think like something like that happening and then just going,
huh, and driving off feels a little weird.
I think he was sort of like, I tried, but obviously the machine,
like there's no nuance in that.
It's just like throws the bin over and it goes in or it doesn't.
And then, so you were like a sad little kid, all the rubbish around you and he just drove
off.
He's probably looking at you in his rear vision mirror.
Yeah.
What a fuckhead.
Well, I could have got two thirds of next door's bin, half of the other side bin.
Yeah, you really fumbled the ball.
Yeah.
So then I get back inside after like 15 minutes, I'm like sweating and pulling the pebbles out of my feet.
And Bridge goes, oh, did you get rid of all that stuff?
And I go, no.
And she goes.
It's the time for another round of who's the fuckhead.
No, I'm scared it'll be me again.
And I'm scared I'll be accused of it being normal or not.
But I just like, what's that term?
A comedy of errors?
Yes.
Like if I just had to put the stuff in the neighbor's bin straight away,
it would be gone.
Yeah.
If I had to put my stuff in my bin straight away, it would be gone.
Yeah.
Instead you had to pick up all the rubbish.
Yeah.
And in two weeks, I'll be trying to cram four weeks worth of shit
into one small bin.
Sounds like a real problem.
I could help you out with that.
Well, instead of doing
that, I put it all into my car to drive in here today. And do you want to lift home after? Oh,
okay. I see. I see. Because I know someone lives in an apartment building with a communal skip.
Yeah. Actually, today's not a good day because today's actually the day that our bin goes out.
That's what I mean. No, but so they're all overflowing. Like, you won't get anything in there today.
Come back tomorrow.
Leave it in the car.
How do we have the same bin day?
We live so far away from each other.
Well, it's not one person.
It's not one guy.
It's not Santa.
Knocked them all out in one.
Maybe it is.
What's he do during the year?
Have you ever had a bin down Christmas day? No,
because he's busy.
Do you know what my mum used to do? She always used to put
like a six pack of beer
wrapped in cellophane on the top of the bin.
That's cute. At Christmas time.
And then she'd put one on the
mailbox
as well for our postie. Like a little present?
Yeah. So she'd put like a six pack
of beer wrapped in cellophane
and they would like come down and grab it before they emptied the bin.
And did you and your friends just drink it and be like,
oh, yeah, the Garbo loved it?
No.
Oh.
I'd never do that.
Do you reckon the intended recipient got that stuff?
Because all I'm saying is where I grew up,
if you left a six-pack out the front, that ain't going to last that long.
Oh.
A couple of street years on skateboards being like fucking is it christmas actually yeah um well i'm sorry about you being troubles
you've been having a hard time it's been rough out at my place it's been like you've been having a
hard time yep oh bin oh do you get it yeah no it. Okay. I'm about to text you my love to see it, by the way. Okay.
Well, my love to see it before yours comes
through is from Ayana
Lily, and they say,
I just met a tarpa in the best way.
We work together as medical
receptionists, mainly in calls.
So they're on the phone all day.
And the friend
at work started humming
these are tar tough confessions.
Really?
And Ayana yelled out, Oh, my God, do you listen to Tony and Ryan?
And the friend goes, Oh, my God, yeah, I do.
And then they watched the live stream together over the weekend last week.
I love to see that.
Isn't that so sweet?
Also, you know what I love to see?
Sonic branding.
Yes, it works.
It works.
Welcome to 1987.
When we spent six months fine-tuning the intro for,
these are tough confessions.
And now we hardly ever do it.
And I always go, well, we should have done that thing,
and then we don't.
But anyway.
Well, tomorrow it's back.
It's working.
It's back tomorrow.
But, yeah, so we've got more confessions tomorrow.
And if you have a confession,
you can fully anonymously submit them through our website,
TonyAndRyan.com.au.
But, I mean, people are making friends over confessions.
That's how good they are.
Tomorrow, before I get to my love to see it,
tomorrow it's the twins edition of confessions.
Ooh, twins edition of confessions.
Isn't twins just like the craziest concept?
Yeah.
I wanted to be a twin so bad when I was a kid.
Is it when you watched the Lindsay Lohan movie?
Yeah.
And just like I went to school with these two girls,
Holly and Lauren Baker, and they were twins.
And I just thought it was like the most interesting thing ever.
Yeah, fascinating.
Yeah.
Anyway, that's tomorrow.
My love to see today.
Tony Lodge has finally made it.
I've made it?
Yep.
Oh.
Podcast. Sure. Book. I've made it? Yep. Oh. Podcast, sure.
Book, incredible.
Sure.
Billboards, cool.
But Tony, do you know about this?
No.
Oh my God, I'm in Playboy.
I knew it.
I knew someone was taking photos of me.
I thought I heard the drone.
You've made it to the point where you've influenced the name
of someone's Wi-Fi router.
No.
So Tapa Efron moved into a new place and had to, like,
set up the Wi-Fi code or, like, the router and stuff.
Yeah.
Open your phone and look at this screenshot and read it out for us.
No. Is this real?
Yeah, it's from Efren.
Efren's router is called Router.
I hardly know her.
And everyone that lives near Efren, you know, when you go through.
That's going to pop up.
That's good gear, though.
If I saw that pop up.
Oh, same.
You'd be like, oh, who's that?
Do you remember just being so fucked off that someone else
came up with Pretty Fly
for a Wi-Fi?
You know,
like I just think about
that constantly
and I'm like,
why didn't I come up
with that?
What was I doing
when I was busy
not thinking of that?
like seriously,
I've achieved nothing
in my life
and not even that,
you know?
Well, you've achieved this.
Look at that.
Fuck, that's huge actually.
I'm going to fucking
send that to my family
group chat.
All right, have a great day. We'll chat to you tomorrow. Love you, actually. I'm going to fucking send that to my family group chat. All right.
Have a great day.
We'll chat to you tomorrow.
Love you.
Bye.