Toni and Ryan - Life Changing Air-fryer Cleaning Hack

Episode Date: March 27, 2025

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Sunrise on the Reaping, available now at audible.ca slash sunrise. Hello, welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name's Tony and this is Ryan John. We never start an episode of the podcast without the approval of a tarpa. Yeah, that's a Tony and Ryan podcast. Er. Now we've got Amanda who's in Ontario, Canada. Now I said, oh, Amanda, have you had any recommendations, TV shows, have you eaten anything fun in the last week?

Amanda, what's your answer to that? What have you eaten in the last week? Yum. Ha ha ha. Okay, in my defense, I just made some really good chocolate chip cookies, but that is totally not the answer I gave. What did you say Amanda?

I said that I ate some pretty good cock this week. The guy was kind of shit, but the cock was worth mentioning. That is beautiful. Do you have the recipe you could maybe share with everybody? And I don't mean about the chopped chip cookies. I mean, Amanda, we all proved it. Absolutely. I will. Hi guys.

It's Amanda from Ontario, Canada, and I approve this podcast. Are we recording? Well I can't tell because it's not fucking red. It's also, it's a video show. Yeah and everyone's seeing this talent have a deavers mouth down. On set. On set. talent on set. Oh, no, I think there should be some context. The other day, there were no red lights and Charles got up at us.

Yeah. And he was. Yeah. So it was I wasn't against you. I'm against Charles. That's right. Oh, we got to be careful. Should we? I think that we should come up with like a pre-show ritual. I think that would be really, really fun. This. Oh, we're too far away. We're both not great at leaning over the desk.

Well I just fucking copped it in the ribs. Yeah same. And hit my thing on the table. Cock so big it goes into my ribs dog. We are recording and this is going on the internet. The internet's not the problem. You are. Oh no sorry. The internet's not the problem. You are. Oh.

Oh, no, sorry. No, you go, you go. I've jumped the shark, jumped the thing. Pfft. So true. What were you gonna say? I was gonna say, it's like the monetization thing on YouTube, which we went through last week.

We did get a lot of questions actually about whether we got monetized or not. Cash. Oh, great. Great day. Oh, and for those playing along at home? Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Um, I just got a text from my boyfriend Torbs though.

Yeah, your... pre-husband? F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f and it's the little bits of sweet potato that are in the air fryer that we did not have with our dinner last night. Um. What's he opened up this morning? Hey, what's the air fryer for breakfast? No, I think he's- What's the air fryer for breakfast? He was gonna put it in the dishwasher.

Did you put those in the dishwasher? The basket for the air fryer. 100%. Is anyone else surprised- Oh, first the dehydration and now this Are you shocked by this Charles? I'm very shocked by this Shocked and impressed or just shocked?

Well I... Cause I'm both Yeah well I've been washing it out like in the sink Yeah like a fucking peasant Oh what a fucking idiot Sophie is this news to you? She doesn't have an air fryer I don't but I'm just I am very impressed

And after we learn about the Frank Green going in the dishwasher Why can't they dishwash? I'm surprised I'm saying this in 2025. But Tony's the cleanest person I know. The laziest, the laziest person. Anything can go in the dishwasher. I've been like, cause it's a bitch to scrub the air fryer on the inside.

No, so you just slide, cause the basket slides all the way out and then that can go in the dishwasher. 100%. Can I call my wife now and tell her this? Sure. This is amazing. She won't believe it. It's a huge day. This is huge. She's going to go, yeah, I always do it.

No, cause I have to scrub that thing and she she goes, have you scrubbed that thing yet? Don't do that voice to her when she answers. Okay. She's screening your calls. This feels like a repeat of yesterday. Hi Bridget, leave me a message. Hi Bridget, you're on the podcast at the moment, but not really cause it's voicemail.

If you could call me back immediately, I have some massive news that you will froth. Did you just short circuit this and just leave the message? No, I want to hear her reaction. Oh, so true. So true. Call me back. Call me back. Call me back. We all deserve that reaction because she... Yeah. Oh, well, I just thought this was a little bit funny, but there you go.

We're all learning. Well, yeah, I mean, heaven forbid you to dip a whole thing of fries into the dishwasher. That would have been a... Well, I think he was like, oh, and I'll pop that in now. And then he was like, fuck. It would have been a potato tornado. Yes. Yeah, whipping around.

Mashed potato in the end. Is that how they do it? Yes. God, you really don't cook much. How often do you wash it, though? It depends what we've done. I have just called you the cleanest person of 2025, so if you could back that in with this answer.

I just want to say I've... No, but we don't. If we're doing like... So that was like bits of sweet potato, like chopped into fries. If we do that a couple of times in a row... That's how they're made, of course. I really don't cook that. But like that... Like we cut them up.

So then it's just- Hand cut, homemade. I brought this little dicer thing and you just put the potato through it and it just like pops out. Your house is sick. But so if we're doing that like three nights in a row, I wouldn't wash it between those things

cause it doesn't get hell manky. But if we did like, like, you know, when you do like oven baked, like, like crumbed fish or something or like a Kiev and that like explodes, I would wash it after that. Or if it got hell greasy. Is it like jeans? Yeah. But not every time.

You don't need to do it every time. Just if it gets like hell greasy, then I normally tip it out because it just then defeats the purpose of it being like air dryers the denim of the kitchen air Fries yeah Anyway, yeah, so just a bit of fun for all of us That's pretty huge though. Yeah All right ever in the dishwasher I... Am I in the minority though?

Like am I? Are you not supposed to maybe? The fact that we were all shocked. Yeah, maybe you've just blown this wide open. Okay. And you've changed society. I'll take it. Finally, if yeah, I'm going viral on the internet for being clean, then that would be good for

my brand. Just the... Yeah. It would take a lot to balance that back out, but I can only do my best. The longest journeys start with a single step. And I wrote that quote. That's beautiful. Mm.

And it is a long journey. Yeah. And that is a single step. Just the one. Hey, that might be like 10 bar. I don't think you get steps. No, but like that's a few, cause it's pretty good.

We'll see what the internet says. Yeah, okay. That's pretty usual. Yeah. Oh, is there anything that makes you more self-conscious than when, because you know how we talked about like teenagers the other day and you walk past a group of teens. Imagine this, you're by yourself, there's a group of people and then they start whispering and laughing to each other yeah and you're like have i done something yeah yeah yeah it does make you

self-conscious yeah do we does everyone need to see an example sure um soph and charles can you just stand behind tony and i'll be the innocent young boy come on quick quick quick just so everyone can understand just so everyone can understand acting you about to say acting It's good time! We didn't say anything, we were acting. Acting. No, see, no, no! Into my bosom, my beautiful baby. I'll put your...

Into my air fryer dishwasher. Is that what you needed? Do you want me to get your gazmatron? I feel like you were saying something but one of your hands was covering my ear and my other ear was in the middle of your breasts. So I was like fully. Yeah.

Was it like a sensory deprivation tank? Like when you can't hear anything, you're just like floating on the salt? Very similar. Do you know what we should do this afternoon? No, you're banned from those because of what you said earlier in the show. And by show I mean like-

Not this show. In life. No, like on the podcast years ago. If you ever see Tony at a float tank, you know she's jerking it. That's true. Like that is true. Yeah. Oh, you look refreshed after the salt tank. You go, oh, forgot about that. Oh, sue me for laying alone in a room by myself for an hour.

You can't tell me that you haven't ever been alone for that long and not jerked off. Like I actually will not accept that information. Like there's actually just no way. Yeah. No comment, your honor. Hey guys, it's about three minutes away. Jerking off? Yeah. What?

What's three minutes? What's three minutes away? I've got a podcast to do, I can't be doing that. A flotation tank. Oh. I was like. It's like in 180 seconds Charles just walks up. See ya.

I'm three minutes late. Sorry. I'm about three minutes from coming. I'm giving you guys enough warning to get out of here. Do you want us to go get a coffee or something? So if you feel like this is an H&S issue? Do you guys want a separate desk? I'm more worried about the flotation table.

Yeah. I don't want to be around that. Yeah. He's three minutes away and it's probably about two minutes now. So we've got to keep it quick. Should we do the jammy and double shout outs? Get the fuck out of here.

Jammy, you love to say it? Get the fuck down to Tasmania. You're not coming anymore. To Tasmania. Whoa. Oh, we're sharing a house with this guy this weekend. Fucking hell. Let me read this story before anyone comes.

Noah Magnuson is a tarpa. He listens to the show. Hello Noah. Hi Noah. Noah comments on heaps of stuff. Hi Noah. Hardly Noah. Tony Ryan tarpas. I need to tell you this. Please. I'm gonna come in two minutes. Ha ha ha. It's like a threatening like bomb call. Don't say that.

The monetization, don't say that. I'm gonna come in three minutes. Ha ha ha. Can't say bomb. My God. PC gone mad. Crazy. Go woke, go broke. Oh, Bridget's calling. Bridget, you're on the show and I have some huge news. Also, how are you? I love you. Hi, I love you. What's the huge news? Tony cleans the air fryer in the dishwasher. What?

Yeah, Bridge, you just slide the basket out and put the basket and the little tray part in the dishwasher. But like, doesn't it get all that inside the handily bit? But then, so when you, when the washing's done and you open it and like let it air dry a little bit, give it a little shake, get the excess water off, but then it's fine.

I mean. All this time I've been hand scrubbing like a peasant. That's actually really interesting to hear that you hand scrub it Bridget because all this time Ryan's been saying, I scrub that every night. So could you confirm or deny that for us, Bridge? Well, maybe Ryan washes it, but I have to rewash it. We use the dishwasher. Not me, Lord.

Pop it straight in the dishing. It'll save both of us washing that thing. Hang on though, hang on. Cause the real question is, do you clean like the inside part of the air fryer? Give that a wipe out occasionally, but like jeans doesn't need it all the time. Yeah, just the base we're talking about.

Yeah, like the pull out bit. The basket. But you give the inside part a little wipe on the bottom. Yeah, yeah. If it gets some quammies. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So glad that we're all on this page together. Yeah, it's crazy. It's crazy. Hey, love you, Bridget. Thank you. Oh, you're welcome. All right. She didn't say love you too.

Love you, Bridget. She doesn't say it to me either. Love you. Love you. Oh, Tony. Yes. I believe you might be you. Oh, Tony. Yes. I believe you might be coming around to our house. Yes.

I in fact told Mabel that Auntie Totti might be coming around. Yeah. And she was like, Oh, Auntie Totti. Aunt Totti. She says Aunt Totti. Oh, that is okay. Did she mention dad at all?

No, but it was so, so cute. Her saying like Aunt Totti, I'll have to get her on video, like so cute. That is so cute. Thank you for telling me. That's the energy I needed today. Sorry to wrap up this mother's club chat. Pippa's always saying, auntie Bridget. So it's honestly the same.

All right, love you, wife. Love you. Love you. Bye. That last love of yours for me, I think. Well, I love you. And I love you too. Let me tell you that hard.

Are we doing this still? How long, hang on, sorry, just a little bit technical chat. How long have we been going? 14 minutes. What if we cut it here, have a little break, go and maybe get a double C from around the corner, come back to the champion tub as you can tell us about Noah Hardly Noah.

We call it a day, we go to the footy tomorrow and everyone fucking bobs your uncle. You know what I'm saying? Love it. See you in a minute. It's Amanda from Ontario, Canada You know what I'm saying? Love it. See you in a minute. It's Amanda from Ontario, Canada, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Let's talk about cream.

I love cream. Are we talking like ice cream or like moisturiser? Actually, as a sensitive skin girl, I can do both. I know you can do both. And as much as we love ice cream, I'm currently talking about moisturizer. I'm talking about Aveeno Baby Healthy Start, which for young kids you can use from day one. You can use this Healthy Start balm to help moisturize, nourish and comfort the skin of babies. And when Mabel is older, I want you, Tony, to remind her who moisturizes her every night. So when she's got beautiful skin, you'd be like, yep, dad used to do that for you.

Well, I was about to say, you're doing a great job because she high-fived me yesterday when I came around for dinner and they were the softest hands I've ever felt. You're welcome, Tony. You're welcome, Mabel. Well, we love a routine and we know how important good skin habits are

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and the good folks at Lontel, who have done a lot of good work for us and are big fans of the podcast. And they did say that if we ever want a guest on the show, they were available. Did they? They did. And Charles goes, obviously don't listen that much.

We don't do guests. And I mean, if, and no offense because our new internet upload speed is amazing. You're watching this YouTube video a week early because we haven't recorded it yet. We haven't even recorded it yet that's how fast the internet is. If we did have guests. Yeah. The internet guy is who I would pick. Josh from Longtail Josh from Longtail, you come on down. You know where the office is. Is he good talent?

Oh, he's nice. Is that guy I talked to on the phone the other day? Ben. That was Ben? I talked to Josh. Should I call my own bluff and call him? We're making calls today. It's a video show. We can see your face. Josh from Longtail. I actually don't know that he's hot,

but he sounded hot on the phone. As soon as Tony got off the phone the other day with the internet guy, Tony was like. He put me on hold for a second and I was like, he sounds hot and Charles was like, I think I can hear you. I'm as if shout out though to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon, Charlotte Lisowski.

Thank you very much, Charlotte. Alyssa Schroeder, Laura Peterson, Dylan and Chulps. Absolutely love to see it. Thank you very much. And all of the names, if you're watching on YouTube, obviously if you're listening, wherever, you can give us a follow. That actually really helps us out on the backend.

You know, yada yada. Technical chat. We'll get Lock and Ben to explain that. Yeah, Josh and Ben from Lontel, they can explain that too. But if you're watching on YouTube, all the names are showing across the bottom of people from our Patreon. And if you subscribe on YouTube as well,

we will give you a virtual kissy. Love you. Where were we? Just a virtual, like that was it. Oh. So if you haven't subscribed, it's an honor system. Don't accept the virtual kissy. I would love you to subscribe.

As Tony said, all technical chat aside and hooking up with the people from the internet company side It does really help us. So yeah help us help you That's an aggressive. Yeah, it was really pleasant. It was wrong. Yes. So if you'd like to support this motherfucking show So Noah Sorry, yeah, and remember we have done the laughing thing Luckily you reminded us.

Yeah, because that's a part of, yeah. That's why you were in my tits and why Charles was gonna come. Update on the coming, that did happen during the break. So we all changed our clothes. It's a whole thing, yeah. We ducked around and found out in that break. So we've just cast our minds back.

We've just made fun of Ryan secretly. We've talked about the concept of when other people are giggling near you, it freaks you out. Yeah, it's happened to me on the train before. Yeah. And you're standing there and other people are like, and you're like, I want to tell a story about the train.

Noah can wait. One day, Sophie and Tony caught the train together and were sitting next to each other and didn't realize for five stations. How the fuck does that happen? Oh, Sophie and Tony. You know, that's the story. Yeah, that is the story.

I told this story on the pod and I still don't know how it happened. Sophie looks up from her phone and goes, Tony. No, she touched me and I almost fucking hit her in the face. She grabbed my hand and I was like, bleh. And I was like, oh, Sophie. You look so disgusting. I was like, because they like grabbed me.

Who is this bitch from the North Side touching my skin? The North Side's not the problem. It's Sophie. It's Sophie. Was that it, Sophie? But she grabbed my arm in a knowing way. If someone bumps into you totally different. But the way that she grabbed my arm, I was like, whoa.

And I had AirPods in and stuff. So I was just fully. And I had already started laughing. I was in my bubble. I was laughing because I was like, this is so ridiculous. Yeah. But you're right there. Yes.

Who's right and who's wrong between me and my wife in this story that I'm about to tell you. I'm obviously on Bridget's side. So this is also a flex because I went to the gym this morning. Oh! That is amazing. Okay, so I went to the gym this morning, thank you.

Is that why you look so yoked? Ew! Ew! Just fucking ew! Honestly, your veins are popping out so hard Thank you. Is that why you look so yoked? Fuck. Ew, ew. Just fucking ew. Honestly, your veins are popping out so hard, I could take blood from you easily. Would you like to? If you need me to test your iron, yes, I could. Remember when you did the Dracula, but instead of sucking your cock.

I want to suck your cock. Yeah, I think about that a lot. Me too. Sucking your cock or the accent that I did, the zzz. Every time I imagine you sucking my cock, I imagine you saying that line. And if it ever happens in real life and you don't say it, maybe another time.

What do you mean if it ever happens in real life? Again. Yeah, thank you. Do you think one day we will have sex? On the last show. Yeah? As like a grand finale. Yeah.

Okay. Well you haven't set a date for the wedding. True. Are you saying I get one in before she gets locked down? Is that what the hen's party's for? Yes. You fuck your coworker one last time before you get out. I think that's why it's called a hens fighting.

What's happening with Noah? Sorry. No, no, it's me versus Bridget first. Oh, sorry. So I was at the gym this morning. I got home at like 6.30. Oh my God. Mabel's still asleep.

Imagine if you hadn't gone to the gym. Imagine that sleeping you could have had. I know. But then I wouldn't have gone to the gym. But who cares? Me every other day this year. BJ's in my spot in the bed. Bridget's in her spot in the bed.

The house is quiet. Now my instinct was to literally let sleeping dogs lie and not like wake anyone up. Yeah and you go, I'll just tiptoe down to the kitchen Yeah, I'll have a quick shower get my clothes on head off to work because I get to hang out with my best friend And make a podcast. Oh, I love you so I Tiptoed into the room and I saw Bridget was like because it was 630 wasn't 430 Yeah, she was starting to wake up a little bit and I noticed that she was awake like ish

Yeah, I kind of walked over and gave her a little kiss on the forehead and I said, I love you. And she said, can you fucking not? And her issue was that I didn't make enough noise coming in. So she just thought some man had walked. She assumed I'd gone to work. Oh, so you gave her a fright. Scared the shit out of her. And so usually I would get up early and go to work.

So when the car leaves, she goes, oh, okay, he's gone. He's gone, yeah. And then there's this man that's come back. And she's like, well, hang on, who are you if he's gone? I know that, yes. Yeah. And so, but then my thing is, is like, if I come back in making a racket

at 6.30 in the morning, I'm gonna get a bit of a, I'm trying to sleep, can you pipe down a bit? And that's fair. So I'm like, yeah, but I didn't wanna wake you up. And she goes, but wake me up because I thought, and then I pretended to be a fireman and said, well, it was a strong fireman, she like that.

Oh my God. I think that there is a third option though, where you don't kiss her and bother her and you just go about your business. But I love her. No, no, no, it's so true. I get that, but like, sometimes we just have to not bother people.

But I said, would you rather me make a big song and dance about me arriving home? So you know it's not a stranger. What did she say? Well, then she got a bit Natalie and brilliant because she's like, I know if you want to make a song and dance. She's like, if I say yes to this,

I know you'll be a dick about it. You will, yeah. She knows me. See, I would probably let the gentle noise of you being in the shower be enough to be like, because if someone was breaking up, they're not going to have a shower. What do you think? Thieves in my area are dirty? No, they shower at their own house first. You know what I mean? Well, a thief comes in and starts putting my air fryer in the dishwasher.

Yeah. And you go, oh, what a great guy. Can you come around? Can you rub us every Friday? Yeah. You all would. But do you know what I mean, yeah. A thief comes in and starts putting my air fryer in the dishwasher. Yeah, and you go, oh, what a great guy. Can you come around? Can you rub us every Friday? Yeah, you all would. But do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, okay. So that would be the gentle noise in my mind. So Noah.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, yep. Yep. We've done the laughing thing. Yep. Tony Ryan Tarpas, I need to tell you this. I work at a cafe in Nashville. This lady walks in.

Have you had like a Nashville hot chicken sandwich? Like, you know how that's what they call them in Australia. I don't know if they're from Nashville, but it's like, you know those like chicken sandwiches, like Nashville hot chicken? Yeah. Have you been to Bell's Fried Chicken, Bell's Hot Chicken? Yeah, the one on Elizabeth Street.

Oh, come in my fucking asshole. Yum. The one in the white bread. Leonard's House of Love Duel, an amazing white bread. Have you been to Leonard's? Yeah, I've been to Leonard's. Oh, Leonard's is my absolute fave. So Noah works at a cafe in Nashville. Yep.

This lady walks in and orders a coffee. Yep. And hardly Noah, who's a tarpa, he bends down to pick something up from orders a coffee. Yep. And hardly know who's a tarpa. He bends down to pick something up from behind the counter. And accidentally farted really loudly. The other two baristas and I just start pissing ourselves laughing. Yeah. Now this old lady that's walked in to order a coffee, she does not

hear the fart, but she walks in, she's the only customer, and there's three people laughing behind the desk going... like you guys did to me before. But Noah, unlike Tony, didn't rub his boob on the customer. Yeah, for the best. Yeah. She gets her drink, she leaves, and then you know how you kind of like... It like stays with ya, gives you a sticky tummy. Oh, but you're holding, yeah, for her. She's holding, they're all holding in this laugh.

They're trying to keep it together. Oh, the people at work there, sorry. They're trying to keep it together. And then the lady finally walks out and then they finally like let this laugh out. Oh! The following morning we get a call from the chief operating officer of the entire chain saying they've received a serious complaint. On March 5th 2025 I ordered a regular smoothie. The whole time their work is giggling, being weird and laughing

at me. When I picked up my order, they were still giggling. And once I left, I looked back through the window and saw them cackling at me. This is wildly rude and disrespectful. I didn't even want my smoothie anymore. I don't know what I did for them to be laughing at me. I'm highly disappointed. And you would just be so like, you would be embarrassed because you're like, oh my god, did I fart? Like, you'd be like, you know? This poor old lady just wanted a smoothie, she's not in the wrong, and you would by default, as we look when there's other people, what have I done? Is there something on my head?

Or if I, you know, like, so she's doing all of that and she's all miffed. The complaint I actually think is a million percent reasonable I think I probably would too. Yeah, you'd probably go home and you churn on it What have I done? But then you'd be like, hey, no fuck them for being so nasty. Yeah, I'm gonna send a letter They're laughing at me. I'm trying to put money into their business. I'm putting their kids through college Absolutely, no, and that's exactly where I would get to One smoothie at a time Um, oh So Noah

Oh, fuckin' hell can Noah bloody He receives the call He gets forwarded this complaint And the chief operating officer said I'm gonna call you back You've read this, I want an explanation The fuck The fuck The fuck I had to explain to the COO of the company that

when I bent down a large fart snuck out of my anus. A large fart? Later that day the area manager came in as did the HR manager because they have to document and record anything when a formal complaint's been made. They've been producing another fart! So then I had to, said Noah, again on the record, say when I bent down a large fart snuck out of my anus. Okay. fart snuck out of my anus. Okay. Whilst trying to be professional and trying not to laugh, management understood.

But there is now an email chain, a recorded video interview and a HR file on me, Noah, bending down and a fart sneaking out of my anus. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. A large fart. A large fart sneaking out of my anus. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. A large fart. A large fart sneaking out of my anus. You know what's going to happen in a few years? Because actually, Noah is actually like the shift,

like he's one of the managers there. And he's up for a promotion to be like a regional manager. And so when he's a pretty large deal. Yeah. That store is popping off and it's because of Noah. Popping off. Thank you for noticing my comedy. He really fluffed up. In a few years, he's going to be up for area promotion.

They're going to open his file. And a large part will escape. I can't believe the CEO caught wind of this. So does Noah now is the is the final piece of this puzzle that Noah now has to call the lady in God's so sorry. We were laughing at you. We were laughing at me and the lady goes, why, what happened? And then Noah says-

I accidentally did a large fart. No, I bent down. I bent down and a large fart escaped from my aim. Please come and have a smoothie with us again. I feel like even though it's taken us 33 minutes to get there. Worth it! 1000%!

We will wait. We will wait. I've got a love to see it here. I've got one as well that's going to make us all mad. Oh, well you're going to love this one. Okay. Let me just play this. This is a reel from our show recently about the bins.

Oh yes! Let me play it for everyone. This is a reel from our show recently about the bins. Oh, yes. Let me play it for everyone. I've got a letter from the Nilambic Council. On the 19th of February, 2025, you placed incorrect items into your recycling bin. Oh my God, this is the most passive aggressive thing. To help improve recycling waste collection trucks, identify incorrect items.

Make our bins bigger! Sorry! Sorry! But if you don't want us to f*** around, then don't f*** us around. That's my official word on that. I agree. Give us a bigger bin!

Yeah. Okay. So it's important to be measured. It's important to be measured. I have a visual you love to see it. And you already know this. I do. Uh, Charles, do your thing.

My love to see it is our new big bin. Big Bin. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.'m just kidding. No. We just got big bins and they're like big skip bins. Like industrial fucking huge bins. Like enormous bins that would be behind a JB Hi-Fi. Yeah. And that video is. Very specific. Was there the bin that they had? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I might've snuck a few things into a local JB Hi-Fi bin before. It was Ryan popping out of the bin and the lid flipping open. That's amazing. Can we play it one more time please Charles? My love to see it is our new big bin. Do you know how hard it is to get into a bin with wheels on the bottom? Yeah. I... yeah.

Because Charles got into it twice yesterday for a gag. Did he? Yeah. Oh, just my original. Great idea though. Yeah. When I earlier said, hey, Charles, film this,

he went, that's a great idea, Ryan. No one's ever done that before. That's amazing. Wow. No, I love the bin chat. Okay, now please ruin our day. And so I got this message from Mallory. And Mallory.

And Mallory says, Hi Tony, I'm headed to Perth next week, my very first time I've ever been. Fuck yeah. Do you reckon I should prepare for humidity? Perth has quite a wet heat, doesn't it? Oh, fuck you Mallory. She knew what she was doing, don't you reckon?

Charles is making his first trip to Perth next week. It's a dry heat. You can fly in Charles. And trip to Perth next week. It's a dry heat. You could fly it Charles, the heat is so dry. It's a dry heat. I'm ready for it as well. Yeah, oh, and I know you are, because what aren't you ready for Charles? You can do anything.

I'm not ready for dome. That's gonna blow my mind. Oh yeah, I thought you were like about to say something disparaging about dome, and I thought, well, don't you fucking dare. How do they get the moisture into the hollandaise sauce at Western Australian domes? This is the whole thing, isn't you fucking dare. How do they get the moisture into the hollandaise sauce at Western Australian domes? This is the whole thing, isn't it?

Maybe that's why it's blowing Perth people's mind, because they're not used to that kind of moisture. Because we're used to a dry environment. Then we get this wet sauce, which makes us moist. But there's too much irony going around here. If you are new to the show, Tony, what kind of Perth, what kind of Perth does the air have? What kind of air does Perth have?

It's a dry heat. It's a dry heat. And I did appreciate the comedy from Mallory. I didn't. I did appreciate it. So my love to see it is obviously that she listens a lot to know that, but also doesn't listen enough to not know we don't do pranks.

That's prank adjacent, I fear. And coming up to April Fool's Day. It's too close to home. My home, Perth. Perth's not my home. My love to see it is- I don't identify as a Perth person. She's better than that.

According to her, I think Perth- That's not what I did. That never left my lips. I think Perth is the greatest place. Unlike your penis, that's never left my lips. Fuck this show. We're done for the week. Love you.

We're done for the week. I can't wait to see you on Monday. Please, if you only watch on YouTube, know that you can listen Monday to Thursday on Spotify, Apple, whatever the fuck you want. We're here every day. But also, we'll see some of our friends at the football tomorrow.

Tasmania tomorrow night. It's going to be sick. Tarp is coming in Tony's box. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Oh, we didn't play any simple of that. No, we didn't. I just thought of that. If you don't know what the fuck we're talking about,

here are the people that are going to join us tomorrow night in Tony's box. I want to come in Tony's box. Yeah! Yeah! Yes! Yes, Jessica! You're coming to the footy. I wanna come in Tony's box. Yeah! Yeah! Yes! Yes we are!

Oh my god. You're coming to the 40! I wanna come in Tony's box! Yeah! Yay! Yay! Oh Chelsea! Oh my god!

Oh my god! I wanna come in Tony's box. Yes! Oh Tony's unsure. It wasn't that enthusiastic, was it? I wanna come in Tony's box. Yeah, Tony's unsure. Wasn't that an enthusiastic one. Wait. I wanna come in Tony's box.

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