Toni and Ryan - Lord Of The Wings
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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Arthur Tony Lodge.
G'day.
We are calling Kira and I won't tell you just yet where Kira's from.
Oh. Why not?
Welcome to DCI. Are you speaking with Kira?
That's actually not what I was getting at. That's actually not what I was getting at.
But Kira, that was excellent.
That was amazing. Ryan said, I'm not going to tell you where she's from.
Don't mention where.
How are you?
We are very well, Kira.
Just bear with me a second.
Tony, which suburb was I born and raised and live in?
Eltham.
Yeah, and where is our natural enemy?
Diamond Cross.
Diamond Creek.
Kira, where are you from?
Diamond Creek. Just next door to DCI. Diamond cross. Diamond creek. Kira, where are you from? Diamond creek.
Just next door to DCI.
Diamond.
As I call it.
Yeah.
And I went to Eltham College.
I'm a natural born enemy.
Must be nice.
That's a different kind of diamond though.
That is.
That is literal diamonds.
That is literal.
Yeah.
Eltham College.
My sister said to me, Kira, once once like oh ryan went to a really good
school and i was like i was like oh yeah like he had a great education there or whatever she's like
yeah i cannot believe like so nice and i was like yeah are you looking at the right school
eltham high she goes oh i was looking at eltham college and i went oh no
so kira on behalf of everyone who went to Eltham High,
as we asked someone who went to Eltham College,
how rich are your parents?
Not very.
Not anymore.
You're not anymore.
They fucking put her through school.
$400,000 through that joint.
Yeah, they bankrupted paying for my education.
How many siblings do you have, siblings that went there, Kira?
No, they went to Mill Park Secondary.
Oh, Shane.
Shane.
Hang on.
How come you got to go to the fancy school?
Yeah.
They're my dad's kids, not my mum's.
Oh, yeah, Shane.
Oh, God.
You're the favourite.
Yeah, cop that one.
Yeah, so you're.
So I was actually looking at how much,
because I live close to Alton College now.
Oh, so for mabes.
And they have like a kinder, like it starts real young,
goes up through. And it's like 25 kinder, like it starts real young, goes right through.
And it's like $25,000 a year.
It's fucking insane.
I'll teach her for $10,000.
Yeah, no, we're obviously not attending it because Altham High is free.
Yeah.
But at the bottom of the page it says, oh, if you've got four kids,
the fourth one gets 5% off.
Oh, well, pop them out.
We need the discount. The fourth one gets 5% off. Oh, well, pop them out.
We need the discount.
One of my best mates was one of four and they sent all their kids to school.
They spent over a million dollars on their kids' education.
Will it be like that time from prep to year 12?
I took Pippa to the vet the other day.
It was $250.
And you nearly sent her back. And I complained about that.
And you know what?
I take it back.
I take it all
back a million bucks do you reckon here that your parents are fucking gutted they spent all that
money on sending you to school and then now you're on the phone with two fucking podcasters
oh yeah well i i am the family disappointment yeah same girlfriend fucking bridge it yeah
they wasted that money they wasted that money, and you don't get it back.
No refunds.
Yeah.
You can't take the kid back and go, so.
Can you teach it better?
It's still a fucking year.
Yeah, we're not really sure.
Kira, will you approve today's episode?
Absolutely, I will.
Yay.
Love you guys.
Oh, you learnt something.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, it's Kira from Diamond Creek, and I approve this podcast.
Yeah. Hey, it's Kira from Diamond Creek, and I approve this podcast.
Let's start with a medical marvel.
Tony Lodge just went, my fingers don't crack, see,
and cracked one of her fingers. was the first one i tried they actually don't normally crack anymore that's insane
shocked by it yeah just the timing of it was actually impeccable yeah it's because i'm a
comedian yeah and so i like to keep things light and fresh and zingy
and that's just me yes excuse me um we've been sent an email um about a seagull related topic
a tarpa needs some help with a seagull related issue and we are here for all tarpas yeah the
reason we are the go-to people with seagull issues is because of this one story that i
shared last year in the pod.
Let's have a listen about what happened to Nick.
Nick says, I once accidentally slapped a seagull into a cafe.
This story kills me so much.
Oh, don't.
I hate being the one that doesn't get it.
What did you say?
You know how something's like in your peripherals
and you don't know like, is it an insect?
Is it a bird?
I saw something in the corner of my eye and my first reaction was to swat at it.
I accidentally made really good contact with it and slapped it through the open door
of a small but busy cafe.
The open door of a small but busy cafe.
And it was like a bomb went off.
The chaos was unimaginable because I was on the outside of the cafe.
It was like I was at the zoo looking through the glass at a stampede.
And look at you just loving it sick again still loving that sick i love that story thanks
what's the other fake story you shared um you're thinking of the dog in the suitcase
no oh you're thinking of the throwing the chips into the train was that a seagull as well
well in melbourne there's seagulls everywhere no no but was that a seagull as well? That was also seagulls. So, yeah, a few seagull-based tales. That one's real.
The train one is obviously real and the dog in the suitcase also real.
Yeah, all real.
We only share facts on this show, like me not being able to crack my fingers.
That is all.
Yeah, just true facts.
We're facts, facts, facts, yeah, as a doctor.
Yeah.
I put my license on it.
Dear Tony and Ryan.
Hello.
Do we have a name to call this?
I'm going to leave their name off.
Can we give them a name though?
Sea.
Gal.
Sea gal, maybe?
Sea gal.
Yeah.
Hello, Tony and Ryan.
It's Sea Gal here.
Hi, Sea Gal.
Meow.
Considering I don't live in a sea gal heavy area,
how many times do you think it would be normal to find a seagull in my house
before i become suspicious that someone's planting seagulls in my house
oh seagull
for me i think it would be four seagulls because coincidences happen in fours
four seagulls because coincidences happen in fours the famous four yep first seagull was random second seagull maybe he was looking for his friend third seagull made me speak to the property
manager and find out how they might get in and fix a hole fourth seagull nope i think someone's
planting seagulls in my house if it was bats i would say five or six but seagull, nope. I think someone's planting seagulls in my house. If it was bats, I would say five or six, but seagulls, four.
Tony Lodge.
I'm just so really speechless.
Do we?
All right, let's just put it into your world you get home from the studio one day yeah and a seagull's gone into the house yeah how do you react i go what the fuck yeah um also
similarly to seagull i don't live in a seagull area out in the country yeah you know you probably
shoo it out the door or whatever yeah and then probably just make sure that people was okay and
i'd see if where it had shit and then after you've been living in the place for a year or so um
that's the first time you've seen a seagull two weeks later another seagull what are you thinking
then i think what are the odds but i won't get too excited until I get to four
because that's how coincidences work.
That's probably what would go through our mind.
Do we have a timeline from Seagal?
There was a few between the first and the fourth,
I believe there was about a month or so, so a few weeks in between.
What would in that situation, what would a property manager do?
Like, is it a situation where you go, well,
I don't have anyone else to ask?
So you go, okay, I can't deal with this alone, property manager.
Oh, Tony and Ryan.
Like, is that the, like, this is the chain of command of this.
We had to get the property manager to help get them out
and keep doing checks of how they might be getting in.
He said it was strange, but we shouldn't worry.
But he isn't the guy with seagulls flying into his house,
so he shouldn't tell me how to feel.
I agree, actually.
How not?
How not?
Agree, actually, on that.
I don't know what to say.
I know what Tony and Ryan are thinking.
I don't think you do.
I don't think you do because you probably wouldn't have emailed us if you knew what I was thinking.
No, what are we thinking?
Because there's a very specific thing that she knows what we're thinking.
I'd love to hear what Seagull thinks.
No, what do you?
Well, I'm thinking.
Because this is a good test because if you try to align
and then maybe she's bang on.
Maybe you are the person to speak to.
What the fuck is what I'm thinking?
What's one specific question that's not what the fuck?
Just to hopefully land where it should.
Why did you email us?
I can't get past the fact that we aren't animal control.
Hello, is this pest control?
No, it's a podcast.
I'm not a bird guy.
I don't know anything about birds.
Did I get it?
No, you didn't.
Shaka, shaka. We didn't get the same answer. I know what Tony and Ryan are thinking.
Am I still in that apartment?
That could have been said.
I know what Tony and Ryan are thinking.
Am I still in the house?
No, I moved because I was scared of getting rabies.
Do seagulls carry rabies?
No, I think that's more of a bats thing.
Five or six bats would.
But that would be normal.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know how we say send anything through?
Do we need to fucking reconsider that?
We need to make some changes on the website.
No, I think they were just like how many seagulls is too many gulls
before you start.
I actually agree that probably four is when you go,
well, what's the jig here?
I actually probably agree with that.
Three, what?
Fuck, what are we talking about?
All right, I've got one more for you here, one more question.
This is from me.
Let's take this from the perspective away from the emailer.
And think about the seagulls.
No. Let's think about the perspective away from the emailer. And think about the seagulls. No.
Let's think about the perspective of let's just say someone
is planting the gulls.
What would they have to gain from that?
That's what I mean.
Where are they at?
What are they doing?
I was like, Tony, she keeps parking in my car box.
You know how I'm going to show her?
Every three and a half weeks on average, I'm going to let a seagull
into our house.
Is this email from Bec?
Why don't you think of Bec?
Because you took her car park.
Parking spot.
Yeah.
Twice.
Yeah.
I just, what would someone have to gain from that?
Hilarity.
But Bird's like, wow, of all the things.
I'll tell you one thing.
Before you went to the property manager,
sure you'd like knock on the neighbour's door and be like,
do you guys leave your door open during the day?
And do you have pet seagulls?
Is this happening to you guys?
Yeah.
I tell you one thing that was never considered.
What?
Is that there was one way they were sneaking in
and it was just the same bird.
Yeah.
Do you know?
That it wasn't for independent seagulls.
How do you know it's a different one?
Oh, he was white and had an orange beak?
No, because I talked to him and he said
his name was Len. Len, where's Trevor?
This is the first time I've been here.
Oh, it must be a different one.
I've heard it's lovely. I saw it on Air Beacon Beach.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry we don't have any definitive
answers for you, but
thanks, no, actually thank you.
Thank you. For the gift.
Yeah.
I hope the new house is gull free.
Hey, it's Kira from
Diamond Creek and you're listening to Tony and Ryan.
I've got the gull hangover.
I've actually
asked a chat GPT a seagull related question. Do you want to do the champion time as well? I've got the gull hangover I've actually asked some
a chat GPT
a seagull related question
do you want to do
the champion time
sure
I'm going to ask you
shout out to
our champion time
over at our Patreon
Shay Simmons
good on you Shay
Billy Brousseau IV
may the fourth
be with you
Anna Brecky
Brandon Richter
and Justin Barkley
good on you guys
thank you very much
for being part of our Patreon
thanks guys
tomorrow we're doing the movie marathon.
Woo-hoo!
And I've asked ChatGPT what are some seagull-related movies
that we could watch in the cinema.
And ChatGPT goes, you should watch Lord of the Wings,
The Fellowship of the Gull, Jurassic Perch, Seagull Park.
Seagull Park The Seagull Park What the fuck
Indiana Jones and the Last Seagull
The Seagull Wears Prada
Gullbusters
Fuck
ChatJPT
Are you on the free one?
Because that's shocking
Yeah that is
That's not good
AI is not taking anyone's job
I wouldn't be worried about that.
That's crazy.
AI, though, if you're listening, I didn't mean that.
No, she's just playing around.
Just in case.
She's just playing around.
Yeah.
Tomorrow we are doing a movie marathon in Sydney.
As you heard yesterday, all the people yelling,
oh, there's been a moment, are they?
And some people that didn't.
Some that didn't.
Yeah.
Some people that did yell out the line,
but not when we were calling.
So to win, you have to answer the phone like that.
Molly McGee, didn't she come up?
She came to the footy, yeah.
My surgeon is now well aware that I want to spend the night with Tony
and is very intrigued on who said Tony is.
And maybe the surgeon, if Molly's got a partner, they go,
oh, well, I know that your partner's called Stephen.
So, like, am I now aware of an affair?
Like, do I have to, like, you know.
Am I going to get called to the stand?
Am I obliged to pass on?
Or is it patient attorney Cliff?
Confident.
Yeah.
Jessica Warlord.
I screamed at my old university who were doing a search.
Sorry, you just said Jessica Warlord and it's Wardlaw, I believe.
It starts with a W.
Yeah, but Warlord sounds quite aggressive, doesn't it?
Jessica Warlord.
Wardlaw.
Wardlaw.
I screamed at my old university who were doing a survey
to see how past students were tracking.
I think they got their answer.
Oh, no.
So how's your career going?
Oh, I'm just screaming at people on the phone trying
to get free tickets to a movie marathon.
Oh, fuck.
Chloe Erickson.
Hi, Chloe.
Zip fucking pay chasing me for 200 bucks.
Oh, like they were calling.
Decollectors.
Your payment's late.
I yelled at zip pay collectors so passionately for what?
I didn't even end up getting called.
Bad luck, Chloe.
Oh, I'm sorry that you're not
coming chloe that's a real shame but tomorrow that's on so looking forward to meeting the people
who did answer correctly and were actually called yeah i'm really pumped yeah so it'd be great uh
bad luck to molly jess and chloe sorry you guys and the good folks yeah yeah yeah yes god they're
never gonna approach us for us for a collaboration now.
Who? Who? Oh, not those people. The other day, Ryan, you mentioned this phenomenon,
which I'd like to explore with everybody that's watching, listening, being part of the TARP
community. Two things that are normal by themselves that somehow
through the magic of maths once combined equals something fucked.
What was my example again?
Your example was that being naked is pretty normal,
wearing socks is pretty normal, but wearing socks
with nothing else all of a sudden is really upsetting.
And apologies to my family that walked in on that.
And that you were trying to hold Mabel because she'd been a bit sick.
I was trying to undress myself, but I couldn't reach my socks.
You can't get to the socks and just two things that feel like
they should be pretty normal and actually like fairly day-to-day.
Yeah.
All of a sudden just are way off.
A pretty upsetting combination, you might say.
If you walked in on tour wearing just socks,
would you just be like, oh.
Well, I'd probably be like, are you getting undressed
or are you getting dressed?
Yeah, but who puts on socks first?
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Or who takes socks off last when you're getting undressed?
There's no.
What's the order?
What order are you cracking?
I'd say socks is the last thing you put on
and one of the first things
you take off.
Sometimes, though, if I get home and I take all my clothes off
but leave my socks on because I'm just going to pop my nightie on
but I want warm tootsies, then maybe you might leave those same socks on.
But it's a gateway sock.
Right.
So you walk in on Torbs wearing just socks and you go, you're putting your nightie on, but it's a gateway sock. Right.
It's not a- So you walk in on Torbs wearing Just Socks and you go,
you're putting your nightie on, hun?
He's winning the poo bear.
Yeah, he's doing his Winnie the Pooh.
Yeah, I think just socks.
There's no explanation, is there?
Yeah.
Yeah, no, it's not good.
One day I'm going to rock up in Just Socks.
I can't wait. Yeah. I can't wait.
Yeah.
I can't wait.
Maybe a Legionnaire's hat.
With the flap on the back?
Yeah, yeah.
I feel like at Pilates sometimes because you wear like your active wear
with only socks, you feel a bit underdressed.
Yeah.
Because you're wearing like your sports wear and you feel
like you should have like sneakers on or something like that
and that feels a bit weird that you're like walking
around like a business place
with only socks on.
Have you ever been to like try on shoes and you take your shoes off
and you've got your socks on?
Oh, then you feel like it's illegal.
Yeah, and you try on a pair of sneakers and then they go,
did you want to have a look at these ones?
And you walk across the shop with only socks on?
Isn't that the worst?
I've never even thought.
That's not what I came here to talk about.
I've thought about it.
Every time I do it, I go, I'm in public and I'm just walking around in socks?
Like an absolute fuckhead.
And I'm going to get the fluff of your carpet onto my socks
and I'm going to take it home.
You're going to start to peel.
Yeah, I'm going to take your fluff home to my place
and then put it on my couch.
Oh, and someone else's little fungi probably.
Yeah, and now I've got fluff from Clark shoes on my home carpet.
Fluff from Clark.
That's so specific.
Fluff from Clark shoes.
Clark school shoes is where they make you walk around.
Are you getting some school shoes made?
Yeah.
What for?
I'm doing an MBA.
They've got a uniform.
It's like a profit school.
Yeah.
No, I just wear the shoes.
And you go into class, you go, who's ready?
And it's just you with your high socks and your Clark's school shoes on.
You Clarkies.
You know, it was embarrassing.
I was at class the other day.
At Clark's. At Clark's. Yeah, doing an offsite. No know, it was embarrassing. I was at class the other day. At Clark's.
At Clark's.
Yeah, doing an offsite.
No, at Melbourne Business School.
Oh, at class.
I thought you said Clark's and I was like,
what, are you actually getting shoes?
So I walked in with this guy.
Sorry, Sophie just spat her coffee across the room.
Haven't you learnt yet, Sophie?
This guy's name's Nye and uh nigh and i walk into class
together and he is looking immaculate oh i think like like he just come from the office or just
had just come from the office and i i know he works in finance but just imagine
investment banker nice suit great shoes well put together well and you look like that and i've
walked in in like just
jeans and like my nikes or whatever are you even wearing jeans you've been a fan of a tracky
that's only for the office on non-recording times okay okay remember last the other day when i took
my jeans off and put my trackies on after we yes i do remember that because you walked out i went
when did you do that and you were i was slipping out of them before we'd done the You Love to Say It.
So the lecturer jokes and he goes, oh, let me guess which one of you
has just come from work.
You said both of us.
We both had just come from work.
He's like, oh, you've obviously had the day off.
And you go, no, I've got heaps done today.
I've done a pretty big day.
Oh, fuck.
All right.
So upsetting combination, socks aside.
Yeah.
We recently, we've been a lot of movie chat, but recently, personally, privately, you talked, Ryan, about the movie Shutter Island.
I'm always talking about Shutter Island.
Yeah.
Well, one of the times that you said it, it was to me.
Yeah.
And you said something and I went, oh, spoilers.
I haven't seen it. And you went, oh, went, oh, spoilers. I haven't seen it.
And you went, oh, actually that kind of is a spoiler.
Ha ha.
And we're like joking about it, whatever.
Yeah.
And then on the weekend, the weekend gone, I was like, oh,
Ryan mentioned Shutter Island.
I think I want to watch it.
It's a great film.
And it was like Saturday night.
It's like, you know, 10 p.m.
And so I'm like, it's a pretty long movie.
It's like two, two and a bit hours.
And also like I'd heard it was like a little bit spooky.
It is.
I'd say late at night is actually a great time to watch it.
And so I was like, look,
I'm probably not going to be able to watch the whole thing,
so let's not start it now.
And Torbjorn's like, yep, okay,
let's just pop on an episode of The Office or something like that.
The next morning, though, we get up and Torb makes me my porridge
and my coffee.
And Lena has a cafe right there.
And we sit on the couch and we put on Shutter Island.
Yeah.
Well, something that's quite normal is like eating breakfast
and something that's quite normal is like watching like a weird thriller,
psychological thriller.
Something that's like all of a sudden really fucked up together is at 8am
on a Sunday morning.
Sun's coming out.
Beautiful day.
Eating your porridge and watching Shaka Island.
Yeah, that's not right.
And we get like halfway through the movie and I'm like,
this is all wrong.
Yeah.
This is all wrong.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it's not that the whole movie is set at night.
A lot of it's set during the day.
But I just feel like of any movie I can think of,
that's the most you can't watch during the day because there's something
about being totally invested
about a psychological thriller and then going,
do you think we should have some raisin toast just to wash down the-
Yeah, are you still hungry?
How much honey did you put in the porridge today?
Has people had breakfast yet?
Yeah.
Like you're kind of talking about day things.
Yeah, you're reading the paper.
But we're just like we've sat down to watch this movie.
No, in fact, whatever review you give it, add two and a half stars
because I think the time of day.
No, but the discount.
Yes, I see.
What do you call me?
Sophie again?
I'm sick of doing a podcast with discount.
But I just really was like we got halfway through
and it's like I went, what am I doing?
Yeah.
About two things, very normal, watching a movie,
eating breakfast, don't work together.
There's something so beautiful and comforting about a hot,
warm coffee on your own couch snuggled up.
It's my favourite.
I've got no place to be because it's a weekend.
I'm at my house in my clothes on my couch and I've got this beautiful
hot coffee and the movie's goal is to make you feel.
Upset.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And you go, bring it.
As I said, upsetting combinations.
It just like, but it took till, yeah, halfway through.
Like we'd already been watching it for an hour and a half.
Did you finish watching it?
Yeah, yeah.
We watched the whole thing.
But I was like. What did you think? I really liked it. I watching it for an hour and a half. Did you finish watching it? Yeah, yeah, we watched the whole thing. But I was like.
What did you think?
I really liked it.
I thought it was good.
When did it click for you?
When did you start feeling weird?
I kind of felt like I saw it coming the whole time.
It took me three watches to figure it out.
Even though the literal guy explains it.
So you and James were both like, oh, there's all these Reddit threads.
Like, oh, you'll have to look into it after yeah and i like watched him and i was like well yeah that
like that's because you watch it during the day you what it's because if you watched it at night
you would have been more in and more freaked out i would have noticed even earlier i would have
noticed before they started the film no because in the daytime you're like easy breezy just throwing
out random questions.
But at night you just have to take it for its word.
So then when it comes later.
It tells you in the movie.
Yeah.
It's literal word.
Tells you what's been going on.
Yeah.
It's a good movie though.
Until then.
I do recommend it if you haven't seen it,
but I would watch it at night time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But on today's episode thread,
I'd love to hear about people's upsetting
combinations and i don't mean like a food combination of like oh i always put salt on
a strawberry or whatever actually you can put that because that's pretty fucked yeah but like
what are two things that are pretty normal like ryan sucks and being naked or watching a scary
movie while you're having your breakfast yeah two things
that feel like they're normal but then all of a sudden you go oh no does not compute question
without notice question without notice what's the opposite i.e what's a movie that you could never
watch at night because it wouldn't make sense it's like a daytime movie, that's good. And is it not The Intern with Anne Hathaway?
It is.
And fucking old mate.
What's old mate's name?
Robert De Niro.
Daytime movies are plane movies.
Plane movies are, because I watched that movie on the plane more than once.
It must have been on Qantas for a while.
I had a five-hour flight.
What did you watch?
Oh, The Intern twice.
Twice. Twice really backed it in.
Didn't really get it the first time.
The Intern, yeah.
Shutter Island, no problem.
The Intern, though, you've got to give that a second go.
Yeah, so De Niro used to work in the building.
What?
No.
Fucking yeah.
I wish you were.
I got to love to see it.
Excuse me. Nice one. Might love to see it. Excuse me.
Nice one.
My love to see it.
News headline.
A psychic medium claims her nights out get ruined by evil spirits
that force her to drink too much.
Don't you hate that?
Was the evil spirit vodka?
Sometimes you get that
vodka in that scary skull bottle,
don't you? I've got one of those at home.
That is scary. That's upsetting. That's a spooky
spirit. That's not a day drink.
No.
I have to cover up the skull during the day.
Yeah, because you were punching her.
Yes, gets me every time.
Send this to someone
who... Surely she sees the hangovers coming.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like, oh, I'm going out tonight.
I won't drink that much because that looks terrible,
that hangover that looks like it's coming for me.
They were a psychic medium, not a fortune future teller.
Oh.
Sorry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on, mate.
That's actually really rude of me to conflate the two together.
To be honest, I just read the headline and didn't click on the article
because what else is there to know?
Oh, no, there's nothing else to know.
But going into the weekend, I wish us all well.
Yes.
And if the spirits are all...
Well, are you and I going to have a big Taiwan on
after the movie marathon tomorrow?
Why wait till after?
You're getting loose in the thing.
You're sneaking in a bottle.
I think I told you last weekend I was making like some spicy affogatos.
Oh, yes.
What did you do?
Connoisseur ice cream and Kahlua.
Yeah.
Name brand.
I buy Coles brand ice cream.
Can't afford Connoisseur.
Ice cream has gotten expensive.
I bought a four pack of crunchy ice cream you know
the little bars i don't eat name brands fucking yeah you've changed your tune yeah yeah okay all
right well chill i don't buy name brands so i was buying crunchy mixed boxes triple xl fucking
trojan crunchies is that what they're called i think a trojan that's a condom and an excel is a condom think
of the size of a crunchy though a king size remember they used to call them that and they
were fucking like a foot long a regular crunchy is a king size whose foot don't start the foot
no um anyway um ten dollars thirty five what for four little bars. What's that per bar?
Like over $2.
Yeah, right.
It is.
And under $100.
Yes.
Like at least $1.80.
Ice cream is crazy.
Yeah, it's really expensive.
So I had the same thing the other night, and now this may... If you bought it on Uber uber eats and that does affect it because that's
way more expensive on uber eats but this may show that maybe tony lodge is rubbing off on me i'm
like i'm not in touch with the common man i'm so in touch so i live in the country don't have to
beat that so the other night i got some magnums and now that's not a condom joke as well they're actually
magnums nice um yeah i've got a big cut and sorry from the sir because the servo they see you coming
as well i reckon they fucking do and a single serve ice cream that's like four or five bucks
six dollars each you're! Fuck me right up.
So it was twelve bucks. Did you walk
up to the counter and then go, I'm taking
like, no. Yeah.
I'm going to take three and pay for
two. Yeah. Because go fuck yourself. I've decided
there's a deal on. Yeah.
Well, that's actually my joke. Because when I go and get
stuff, I go, oh, Bridget, there's a special one.
And they like threw these ice creams in. It's very
sweet. I've seen it. I've seen it live. It's live it's very cute yeah and so i was like six but and i go
fuck is it all and she goes yeah it's been like that for ages and she and i go oh i've never
actually checked oh well yeah i knew price per unit yeah my thing because usually it's like i'm
coming home i'll get i'm getting petrol for the car.
It's normally because you're getting fuel.
You go, well, it's already $100.
And I go, but something that's a real little,
like if I come home with a couple of ice cream in the fridge,
you'll be like, oh, fuck yeah.
But it does put a fair bit in your step.
Yeah, but I never checked.
It also takes the edge off having to get fucking fuel.
Because isn't that just the worst task?
Yeah, wouldn't it be easier if we just had electric cars?
Then I've got to plug it in.
Who's going to do that?
Like, I'm not driving to Chadston to fucking plug it in.
Do you not have a power outlet at your own house?
Well, I don't have solar.
So imagine how much that will cost.
A lot, I bet.
Yeah.
I don't actually know.
What do you love to see?
I've got to love to see it here.
Anyway, psychic mediums, getting drunk, all good.
Now that the economy chat's over.
Can we do an economics podcast, like a side hustle?
We already do.
What do you think this is?
Trick question, you pass.
Yeah, four seagulls for the price of one.
I've just texted this to you, Ryan.
You've probably seen this tweet that's gone viral about a mailman who was dropping off to this house and the dog Pippa
like loved collecting the mail and so he created this like fake little like you know when you get
they leave a card behind I'm well aware because like you're not home and it says mail for Pippa
so for the dog at this house someone shared this into our Facebook group and said, oh, Tony,
like this must be Tony's dog Pippa, ha, ha, ha,
like joke about my dog and this dog having the same name.
But my love to see it is that a tarpa commented and said,
that's my friend who's the postman.
So Scott, his mate Martin, is actually the postie who, like,
made the mail for Pippa and wrote on the little card.
So instead of saying no mail today, it's like I'll just write
on this piece of paper so then you can pretend.
So you can take something into your mum and dad or whatever.
But how cute that we've got a little, like,
tarpa connection to this, like, viral.
Like, I've seen this on the internet so many times
it's like a real cute little viral moment and they're related to us it's like a celebrity
among us yeah it's like a a cousin yep yeah it's like we know them but you don't really know well
they might be a tarpa as well but i I thought that was a really cute little coincidence chat, that little tarpa cousin.
Like the mouth of Pippa, I just thought that was so cute.
That is cute.
Yeah.
And just how fucking good it is a golden retriever with that big smile.
And the fact that it's called Pippa as well just really gets me
because it's such a cute name.
Yeah.
What were we just talking about that was like food and shit?
The Magnums. Ice creams are expensive. On name. Yeah. What were we just talking about that was like food and shit? The Magnums.
Ice creams are expensive.
On Monday.
Yeah.
We were talking about leftover food the other day for some reason.
Oh, yes, because someone's boyfriend was eating the leftovers
that they were planning on having later on.
Yes.
On Monday, some tarpers have shared their leftover hats.
It was Lucille and you called her Lucille.
Yeah.
From Kobe.
What a fuckhead, yeah.
This is actually a fucking game changer and it's like.
Do you know what's good?
Those hard plastic covers for putting food in the microwave.
You know, if you've got like a leftover like plate of food or whatever and
you just put the little hard hat on it's like a cloche but it's plastic and you put
for heating up food and then you don't have to like peel away like glad wrap after
i might just cancel the segment because that just tops the lot sorry microwaves is the hack
i love a microwave i don't care if it's killing me slowly. I'll take it. Microwave popcorn, fuck off.
Delicious.
You're delicious.
All right, we'll chat to you Monday.
Love you, bye.
Oh, and if you're coming to the movies, see you tomorrow.
I'll see you tomorrow.
Love you, bye.