Toni and Ryan - Not Tunnel Brothers

Episode Date: April 10, 2023

I said NOT tunnel brothers!!! A juicy as confession and some EXCITING news! You can find our Normal or Nah cards here! Love ya! Toni xoxoox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make s...ure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Welcome to the podcast. This is Tony and Ryan. I'm Tony Lodge. This is Ryan, John. And we are calling, not someone called Daria, like I just sang the whole theme song to Daria, Darius. We're calling Darius and Tony goes, oh, Daria. And then Cam and Tony just sung for 15. The whole theme song to Daria. La, la, la, la, la. So are we calling Daria or Darius? Darius. Yeah. Darius. Fuck. Fuck. Hello.
Starting point is 00:00:28 Hello, Darius. Hi. I'm watching a show and something just went down and a friend texted me and then I got your call and it's been so much. Darius, you're panicked. What are you watching? What are you watching?
Starting point is 00:00:44 I'm watching Dubai Bling. Oh. Is that good? I'm not watching Dubai Bling at the moment, actually. So I watched Bling Empire, the one that's in LA, and then I finished that and I was watching the one in New York and I finished that one, so now I'm watching Dubai Bling and they just threw coffee at each other and they started fist fighting.
Starting point is 00:01:06 So I'm excited and in heat. Darius, will you approve the podcast for us though? I absolutely will. Nice. Thank you. Hey, this is Darius from Tampa and I approve this podcast. Hope you had a great long weekend. And coming up today, massive day.
Starting point is 00:01:41 Because shortly we're going to make a little announcement. And it's not an announcing that something's on its way. Something is here. It's here. Right now something's on its way. Something is here. It's here. Right now. Right here. Right now. Right here.
Starting point is 00:01:50 Right now. In 10 minutes. Right here. That's coming up soon. And also, the Fuck It Fund, the Tony and Ryan edition, or the only edition. The only edition. A world first. But first, let's do some confessions.
Starting point is 00:02:04 These are top confessions. These are top confessions. Sorry, I cut off the beautiful song. It sounds like this. These are top confessions. Top is, that's Tony and Ryan podcasters sending their confessions to TonyandRyan.com.au and oh boy. And they are fully anonymous. We aren't saying, oh, it's anonymous, but we ask you for your email and your phone number.
Starting point is 00:02:24 It's like legit anonymous. We don't know who you are. We don't have, oh, it's anonymous, but we ask you for your email and your phone number. It's like legit anonymous. We don't know who you are. We don't have any of your information. We can't actually ask any follow-up questions. It's actually annoying because sometimes I'm like, but how did it go? And I want to reply. But we can't. We actually have no information.
Starting point is 00:02:36 So if you need to get something off your chest or you want to tell us about something completely anonymously, you actually can. Just got a quick one here from Tapa. Kissy McKissison. Kissy McKissison. Kissy McKissison. Because you can add your anonymous name, obviously. Yeah. Except as we did discover, was it last week or the week before, that a lot of the times the nicknames are the punchline of the confession. So maybe
Starting point is 00:02:57 just think ahead of that. If you're thinking about sending one in. Don't fuck your own story before it's had a chance. We've got a confession from LostMyDog. So I was walking down the street the other day with my dog and you'll never guess what happened. Fuck, I reckon he's going to lose it. All right, Taffa Kissy McKissison says,
Starting point is 00:03:18 My boyfriend was such a bad kisser. I told him that the doctor recommended we don't make out anymore because of my eczema. Oh, but then he was your eczema. Laugh's too short to go out with someone that you don't like making out with. What a waste of time. I do have eczema, so it's not a complete lie. But I just had to give myself, my mouth, and my decency a break.
Starting point is 00:03:48 70% of my face needed a break from his harrowing kissing. Isn't it weird how as you grow up, you don't make out the way that, like, because you know when you're younger, you'd, like, make out for hours. You're, like, just a little kiss fest. What do you reckon is the longest you've made out for before you, like, you'd like make out for hours. You're like just a little kiss fest. What do you reckon is the longest you've made out for before you like get down to brass tacks? As in ever? Or like in the last 10 years? Like, I don't want to say.
Starting point is 00:04:19 Okay, we'll count down. And Cam, you need to say as well. I guess it's different when you're like dating and stuff and you're single because there's like well is that is it still fun no but it's like that that petting not petting like a not what a petting what you know it's like you start slow and it's a big human there's more foreplay i think when you don't know that it's going to necessarily happen when you've been in a long-term relationship, how long do you make out with someone before it gets down to business?
Starting point is 00:04:52 Because when you're teenagers, hours? Yeah, hours. All night. You'd be passion for it. We've both been in really long relationships. Yep. Three, two, one, seven seconds. 30 seconds. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:05:04 So what did you say, Ryan? I said seven seconds. I said 30 seconds. what did you say Ryan? I said 7 seconds I said 30 seconds Producer Cam what did you say? I can remember a specific time where it was about like 90 minutes 90 minutes you were kissing for? In a long term relationship
Starting point is 00:05:17 You could watch a Disney movie in that time You could have gotten it done twice and made a casserole for dinner and had an early night Could have finished a puzzle You could have gotten it done twice and made a casserole for dinner and had an early night. Could have finished the puzzle. You could have. You could. 90 minutes.
Starting point is 00:05:33 No thanks. I've got things to do. Don't you have a job? We've been. All right. Anonymous confession from South Africa. Okay. He writes, I'm a 20-year-old gay man and I've not yet come out to my mother.
Starting point is 00:05:56 And I'm not sure. How old, sorry? 20. 20, yep. I'm not sure she'd approve, especially as I'm into older men. Oh, so it's not only like a conservative vibe, but also that it's like, oh, probably not going to approve of that anyway. Well, it's like, it's not going to make it easier for mum, is it?
Starting point is 00:06:14 Yeah, okay. I know this is a confession, but I also need advice. Oh, we aren't very good at advice. No, but we love trying. We give it a red hot go. And we enjoy giving it a crack. Success rate? My mum introduced me to her new
Starting point is 00:06:29 boyfriend. Fuck off. Fuck, no, don't. She said they've been dating for a few months. I can't. Turns out I've been casually banging this very same man. Stop it.
Starting point is 00:06:46 What's that thing called? Like Tunnel Brothers or something? Excuse me? Excuse me. I don't know what you were trying to say, but I'm fucking sure it's not that. Is that the thing? Like how you...
Starting point is 00:06:59 If you fuck the same person, Tunnel Brothers... Oh no, it wouldn't be because he's not fucking his mum. Sorry. Yeah, okay. You know how that would be. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sausage brothers then.
Starting point is 00:07:15 Oh, no, the mum was a tunnel brother with them. No. The boyfriend's come inside, but he's come out. Because when he got born. Sorry. We both almost instantaneously died when my mum introduced us for the first time. Oh, and you have to decide within a split second whether you're going to go, Mum, no, or whether you go.
Starting point is 00:07:42 Nice to meet you, Daryl. Hi, mate. She said she hoped we'd get along okay, but little did she know just how well and just how often we did actually get along. Get along? More like get it on. That's fucking, sorry to use the H word, harrowing. Should I come out to my mother?
Starting point is 00:08:02 And should I tell her that her boyfriend is casually banging a bunch of 20 year old twinks yeah but the guy's cheating on your mom yeah like if you take him out of it no pun intended it's cheating on your mom like you want to stick up for your Shit. Well, yeah, because it's like you want to do the right thing, but also all of a sudden you're going, oh, he's cheating on you. And she's like, well, how do you know? You go, well, I'm gay. I'm into older dudes and we've been fucking. See this bruise on the inside of my asshole?
Starting point is 00:08:42 It's from Daryl. That's your boyfriend. You know, when he said he was at work late yeah he was coming on my face or something you know i'm sorry sorry um wow wow wow um oh my gosh what do you think what would you do what i'm curious to know is that first chat that the son and the boyfriend have when mum's out of the room because you'll be doing that oh nice to meet you daryl oh great and then mum's like oh just pop on the kettle i'll just run into the kitchen yeah and then she walks out of the room you're fucking serious don't what the fuck yeah not only are you cheating on my mum but also you're fucking my mum.
Starting point is 00:09:26 And me. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, because they were casual, so it's not like, you're sleeping with someone else, are you? Oh, no. Just the awkwardness of it. It's more just like, oh.
Starting point is 00:09:37 Would you want... Okay. If you were the tarpa who sent through the confession, would you want to keep banging the guy knowing that he's banging your mum? That's a great point. Probably not. Like, in terms of turn-offs. Yeah. You're like, next time you want to suck that dick, guess where that's been? Oh!
Starting point is 00:09:58 See what I'm saying, Doug? This is so un-displeasing. I'm just really... Yeah. Well, not... I mean, no, right? Like... Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:15 But is it... And you can't even go, you know what? Like, I'm going to remove myself from the situation because it's your mum. Yeah, and he's going to come around. Yeah, and you're going to say, like, what if they end up together and they, like, get married? That would be a stepdad. I've fucked my stepdad.
Starting point is 00:10:28 That's like an actual porno that I've seen. I was going to say, that's fucked up also every second video on the internet. Yeah. Oh, because I think it was a while ago someone shared a story about how they'd been sleeping with this guy and then his sister or they were sleeping with their brother and then the brother came around and they were also sleeping together or something. I feel like these like family things, it's really confusing, right? Because you want to do the right thing, but you also, it would be so unsettling.
Starting point is 00:11:04 Like if I, yeah, I'm actually speechless. I really don't know. I feel like you have to tell your mum. Because your poor mum's being taken advantage of. Yep. But yeah, do you go, we'll break up with my mum because that's fucked. And then do you go, well, you know, but. Nah.
Starting point is 00:11:20 Do you keep sleeping with that guy? I don't want to repeat what I said before, but for those reasons, I think you're done with Daryl. Also, I know this cricketer from South Africa called Daryl Cullinan, and ever since I just said the random word Daryl five minutes ago, I'm picturing that cricketer doing the mum. I think that mum is going to understand that you're gay. Is it that thing where like people come out and the parents like they knew well i don't i don't know i mean you'd think if they were if they had
Starting point is 00:11:52 a good relationship you would think probably that the mum mum would understand at least um well you would hope so but yeah like maybe you don't tell mum about daryl but maybe you go look. Daryl, you're not going to see my mum. Yeah. And I'm not going to see you and you're going to move on from our life. And maybe you use that as an opportunity to come out to your mum. Like, I don't know. But do you want to come out to your mum? Maybe you don't
Starting point is 00:12:17 want to come out to your mum. That's your choice. The vibe I got was like, I've wanted to but I just scared about how she's going to react which is an awful situation to find yourself in I would have thought well imagine if he our tarpa right says mum I'm gay and she goes
Starting point is 00:12:33 well I can't deal with this I'll go sleep at Daryl's and you go well that's the other part of it here's part two of that story yeah the thing about that is I mean please use the confession form to give an update, but I don't envy the situation. But if you do anything, let it not be Daryl again.
Starting point is 00:12:51 Yeah, I don't think you can go back there again. Surely not. Oh, I don't know. How awkward. That's like a movie. It really is. Up next, we've just been in South Africa. Up next, we're going to Canada and Brazil to speak to some tarpers
Starting point is 00:13:11 about the fuck it fund. Around the world, around the world. What is that song? Daft Punk. Fuck, that was a tune. All right, that's up next. Hi, this is Darius from Tampa, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapions from the Patreon after our Easter long weekend.
Starting point is 00:13:42 RJ, is that you? RJ, it is. Have you decided to sign up to our Patreon? I have. Sarah Bell, Jordan Cunningham, who we just met the other day. We did. Jesse Taylor and Connor Moran-Smith. Thank you so much for being part of the Patreon.
Starting point is 00:13:55 We absolutely love to see it. But you are going to love to see this. I like that. Thank you. I like that. All right. So one of the most popular things we do on the Tony and Ryan podcast is normal or nah. People froth it.
Starting point is 00:14:08 We love it too. Yeah. Should we do like a drum roll? Oh, yeah. All right. Today we're announcing there is a normal or nah card game. A Tony and Ryan normal or nah card game. Yep.
Starting point is 00:14:22 It's been illustrated and it's got pictures of us and the tarpers and the Frank Green water bottle and your dog Pippa's in there as well. Yep. Put it in the same category as, fuck, what's that game called? Cards Against Humanity. Cards Against Humanity. Like a party card game. When you're hanging out with friends and you each get a card that says
Starting point is 00:14:38 like Normal or Nah and then there's all these different scenarios and then someone places the scenario down and then you like say Normal or Nah. So it's like a fun party starter, have a fun chat. And if you wanted to, you could turn it into like a drinking game. There are instructions to turn it into a drinking game. It doesn't have to be. No. Definitely is a lot of fun.
Starting point is 00:14:55 So if you're hanging out with friends before you go out, or I actually reckon, now this sounds really lame. If you're a workplace, you should buy it and do like a cart or two before a meeting. Oh yeah, a bit of an icebreaker. There's a few that you'd probably avoid if you were in a workplace, you should buy it and do like a card or two before a meeting. Oh yeah, a bit of an icebreaker. There's a few that you'd probably avoid if you were in a workplace setting. Yeah, actually I retract every single thing I just said. Yeah, I'd just maybe have a squeeze through them before you. But I think there's like 85 cards.
Starting point is 00:15:17 Yep. Great icebreaker for you and your mates. Yep. We've collaborated with our mates at Grey Lines. If you go to the link in our bio on Instagram, we'll pop up the link in Facebook and stuff. You'll be able to find it, but it's really cool. Yep.
Starting point is 00:15:30 Go and check that out. And they're for sale right now. And you can see, I think you can see all the little pictures and stuff. I think they're coming out like 9am. So maybe if you're listening as soon as this podcast comes out. Oh, they get up early. No, they'll be up. I don't think they will.
Starting point is 00:15:41 I think they're coming out at nine. Oh. Yeah. Well, they can fucking hurry up. So you'll be able to see it in a sec. Okay, sure. Give it a moment. Give it a breather.
Starting point is 00:15:48 Have a good one. Well, I made a big brouhaha about not coming soon that it's available now. Well, it's today. It's today. Okay. Okay. We can probably pay that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:56 I think it's fine. That seems fine. All right. We're going to check that. They are a lot of fun. We had a lot of fun making them. Earlier this year, we announced the fuck it fund the tony and ryan fuck it fund it's a stack of cash that we've set aside for tarpers who want
Starting point is 00:16:12 to make their dreams come true and the idea is that i guess we've all kind of had something in our life that we've always wanted to do but never really had the opportunity or the money to go fuck it let's do it let's do it. Let's do it. What was yours again? That if I had a bowling alley for 24 hours that I could bowl a perfect game. Yep. And that's still controversial. It's not. It's not controversial because I can do it.
Starting point is 00:16:36 Okay. There's nothing controversial about it. So, tonyandryan.com.au, let us know what you would do. We can give you 500 bucks towards it to make that thing you've been putting off make it a reality. So,
Starting point is 00:16:50 Seren is in Perth. Seren is a tarpa. Now, they're going into their final years of high school and really want to get into WAPA which am I saying this right, Tony? Would you say like a really prestigious like performing arts and music school and stuff like that?
Starting point is 00:17:02 Yeah, 100%. Famous alumni include sound engineer Tony Lodge. Alumni? What is it? Alumni? Alumni. You just said like Illuminati. Oh.
Starting point is 00:17:13 It's what it kind of sounded like. You've got links all over this town. Alumni include sound engineer Tony Lodge. I did go to WAPA. So I was in Saren's shoes when I was finishing up high school. All I wanted to do was audition school All I wanted to do was audition All I wanted to do was get in So I fully related to Saren's position
Starting point is 00:17:30 So Saren wants to perform the saxophone And knows that this little but slightly expensive And hard to get little attachment to the saxophone Mouthpiece We don't speak technical Well it's not a little attachment to the saxophone is it? Well Saren has applied to the saxophone is going to like take it to the... We don't speak technical. Well, it's not a little attachment to the saxophone, is it? Well, Saren has applied to the Fuck It Fund. Hi, Tony and Ryan.
Starting point is 00:17:50 It's Saren from Perth. And for the Fuck It Fund, I would love an alto saxophone Maya mouthpiece. All right. So a few weeks ago, we snuck over to Perth. We did. With the plan of delivering the mouthpiece to Saren. We actually had to block Saren on Instagram and Facebook for a little bit
Starting point is 00:18:07 so that they didn't know we were coming. Exactly. And then we said, hey, we just need you to go down to the local music shop just to double check the serial number or the box because we just want to make sure the right one's there. It's very specific. Yep. And so they went down to the music store and little did they know that Tony and Ryan were in town.
Starting point is 00:18:30 Yep. Oh my God. Hey. How you doing? Hello. Hi. This is Tony. How you doing?
Starting point is 00:18:38 How you doing? Welcome. Let's go out. You're in Melbourne. Yes. That's where we live. Hi, so I'm Tommy. Hi.
Starting point is 00:18:43 Hello. We're here to deliver something for you. I believe you're after something in particular. Yes. Hi, Sir. I'm Tommy. I'm here to deliver something for you. I believe you're after something in particular. Yes. Well, congratulations. You're the winner of the fucking fun. Yeah. Our first one.
Starting point is 00:18:52 This is so surreal. Oh, my God. Fair to say the look on their face. Poo in their underwear. Like, it was the best moment ever, I reckon, because we kind of opened the door and walked through. And then when they saw us, they couldn't believe it. There's a video on Instagram and TikTok now.
Starting point is 00:19:11 And I'll put it in the Facebook group if you want to check it out. Now, the thing about this very specific mouthpiece. Don't look at me like that. Don't look at me like that. I'm not looking at you at all. Ryan said that he'd organised everything and I said, are you sure it's all good? Because it's very specific.
Starting point is 00:19:30 And I said, are you sure it's maybe the house muso, me? I shouldn't. And you went, it's under control, mate. So look, it turns out that we ordered this thing and it didn't get delivered in time. And then we looked at every music store in perth and they also didn't have the thing so we flew all the way to perth to deliver a promise yeah oh the promise yeah sorry it's not nothing yeah so sarah's like oh my god this is so great so where is it no look
Starting point is 00:19:57 what that was a straight post uh yeah um we gave sarah and money, we organised delivery we figured it out and I can confirm Tony, two weeks later because obviously that was a while ago we were in Perth that the mouthpiece has arrived I'm very excited it feels so different It sounds so good. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:20:37 Oh, my God, I'm in love with it. Wait. Fair to say Saren is loving it sick. And isn't it always like emotional when you hear the music Yeah Oh my god that was like hearing Lisa Simpson Play saxophone It really is
Starting point is 00:20:51 Oh well Saren it was our pleasure I'm so glad that they got it that's awesome It is incredible Somehow Somehow Saren was able to arrange it to arrive pretty quick. Yeah. And somehow I...
Starting point is 00:21:10 Maybe Saren's got some links. I know that we've just... Saren is in the music world. Saren's hooked up. They know people. Whatever. I'm glad they got it. Now, keep practicing, Saren.
Starting point is 00:21:22 I don't want to put any pressure on. Yeah, but we want to get a message from you that says I've just gotten into WAPA. And if not, you have to send it back. No. No. Oh, my God. We also got a message from Eduardo, who is from Brazil. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:21:37 And we spoke to, I mean, to be fair, it's been a bit of a run around. He wanted to go to the biggest water slide in the world, which is in Brazil. Turns out there was some weather events that stopped that. There was some weather events and a bit of unprecedented travel kinds of things. But Eduardo just wanted basically a fun day out for him and his mates. And I can now confirm, and there's a little snippet in the episode thread today, that Eduardo has been on one of the scariest rides with all his friends in all of Brazil. They traveled and had this massive day out.
Starting point is 00:22:05 And that's all thanks to the fucking fun. So I'm glad you had an awesome day, Eduardo. Because that's definitely something that you'd like to think about doing for ages and go, oh, I just don't really have $50 to go to that theme park or whatever, you know. Theme parks are expensive. They are. They are. Oh, they see you coming.
Starting point is 00:22:20 And then when you rock up and then it's extra and then you buy lunch and it's like, oh, that'd be $50,000. Oh, the food you coming. And then when you rock up and then it's extra and then you buy lunch and it's like, oh, that'll be $50,000. Oh, the food at a theme park. So Eduardo shouted himself and his friends and they all had a mad day on the TARPA fund, which is great. But we have one more phone call for the next Fuck It Fund. So they haven't done it yet, but they're about to find out that they're the winners.
Starting point is 00:22:41 So let's give them a buzz. Hello? Hi, is that Lindsay? It is. It's Tony and Ryan. How are you doing? Hi, Lindsay. Good.
Starting point is 00:23:00 How are you? Yeah, we're well. Now, we're just looking through people applying to the Fuck It Fund, which is obviously for people that want to say, fuck it, I just want to buy the thing. So what have you applied to get? I have applied to get a dog bicycle cart so that I can carry around my goofy dog while I go camping. So it's very, I'm picturing like Wallace and Gromit with the sidecar.
Starting point is 00:23:25 Is that kind of what you're thinking, Lindsay? That was the original thought. It's more one that sort of goes like behind the bike, but the same idea, the dog sitting in like a cart, head sticking out the top. I want those like goofy, like dog goggles that probably serve no purpose, but you know, look good on a dog. And the dog just like nudges off with its paw you know when dogs do that with costumes you put them in yeah it's like a slow motion the dog's like
Starting point is 00:23:50 whipping its head back and forth the goggles go flying now when you applied did you know that you know anything dog related is really gonna be in our wheelhouse in our area is that was that a strategy i mean maybe just a little bit it's not like you guys have dogs or anything that you love that we're obsessed with yeah yeah definitely not um lindsey as i just sort of paint this in tony lodge language could you imagine pippa in a little audi sidecar that ran just off the side of her car. Do you think that would be a great idea? Yes. You know what would be great?
Starting point is 00:24:27 All of us together, one after another, all of our dogs in sidecars. Like on the train. It's called the dog sidecar. Yeah, exactly. Well, Lindsay, we're going to send you $500 to purchase the doggy sidecar. So that you can say, fuck it, I'm going to do it. Oh, my gosh. Amazing. That my gosh. Amazing.
Starting point is 00:24:45 That's awesome. Now, we only ask for two things in return. Okay. One is that you send us a little video of yourself and Femke, the dog in the sidecar when it arrives. Is that okay? Of course. Yes.
Starting point is 00:25:00 Now, and I believe you live sort of close to Toronto. Is that fair to say? Yeah, close enough. So Tony and I, as a part of our U.S. trip, will be in Toronto later in the year. So can you possibly come down and say hi so we can see the fruits of our labor at work? Yes.
Starting point is 00:25:17 Of course. That would be amazing. Yes, there you go. Hopefully it's not too cold and Femke won't freeze to death on the back. Even if it's cold, we'll be there. We're Canadian. I'll just get her a coat. There we go.
Starting point is 00:25:32 That's the most Canadian sentence I've ever heard in my life. Of course I'll come. Yes, it's fine. Lindsay, thank you for applying to the Fuck It Fund. Thanks for listening to the Tony Ryan Podcast. And we look forward to seeing this sidecar in action. I can't wait. I am so excited.
Starting point is 00:25:46 Famke is also very excited. All right, let's do something we love to see. And just a reminder, if you want to be a part of the Fuck It Fund, TonyandRyan.com.au. Go check it out. You've heard what we want. We want fun stuff. We want awesome stuff.
Starting point is 00:25:59 Stuff that you'd go, fuck it. I just want to do it, but maybe never had the chance. Well, we are that chance. Yeah. All right, what do want to do it, but maybe never had the chance. Well, we are that chance. Yeah. All right, what do you love to see, Tony? Well, Taylor in our Facebook group, Tony Ryan Podcast on Facebook, anybody can join. It's where we get all of our normal or nas,
Starting point is 00:26:13 all of our good shit in the podcast. It's where we get good shit. It's where we get our best shit. Taylor Nicole posted in there a bit of a fuck it fund of her own. My sister and I promised each other years ago that if Taylor Swift, Ed Sheeran or Justin Timberlake were to go on tour in the US and be anywhere close to our home city, we'd go.
Starting point is 00:26:34 This was back in high school when we had no money to actually buy tickets and our parents obviously couldn't fork out $400 for us to both go to a concert. Yeah, speaking of things that charge a bit. Right. Ten years later, we both have amazing jobs that allowed us to get tickets to both Taylor and Ed Sheeran this year. Holy shit.
Starting point is 00:26:51 We go within two weeks of each other in July. How crazy. So they're going to go to both concerts after they promised each other years ago that they'd do it if they had the opportunity. Isn't that cool? That feels like a movie. And it's like the final scene where they finally get to achieve their dreams. They finally get to go.
Starting point is 00:27:04 I know. That's so good. I love that so much. And I love that. Taylor finally get to achieve their dreams. They finally get to go. I know. That's so good. I love that so much. And I love that. Taylor, thank you for sharing that. You really love to see that. Now, this is like the definition of I love to see it. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:27:14 Because you ever see a photo pop up online and you think about it multiple times throughout the day and every time you think about it, it puts a smile on your face. Yep. There's a guy wearing what I'm going to say is a pretty stylish, fashionable sort of jacket coat thing. I'll send you a picture now. And then look who he runs into.
Starting point is 00:27:35 Check out your phone. All right, hang on. Oh, cute. Oh, so the young, stylish guy. Oh, so the young stylish guy. Oh, he's very stylish. Yeah, how old would you say he is? Maybe 30? Yeah, I reckon early 30s.
Starting point is 00:27:50 And who's he run into on the street? He's run into this older, also very stylish older lady who's got a beautiful little beret on and some boots and a lovely handbag and the same coat. She must be 70s or 80? 80 at least. Yeah, so she's a very old lady, beautiful old lady. And there's like this smile, they're smiling at each other like, nice coat.
Starting point is 00:28:12 Yeah. And what's strange is even though they're so different, they're both pulling off. It looks amazing on both of them, eh? Yeah, none of them look like, like he doesn't look like he's wearing an old lady's coat. And she doesn't look like she's trying to like stay with it. Yeah, exactly. You know? And the smile between the two of them and almost the camaraderie.
Starting point is 00:28:31 And the lady's like laughing. Loving it sick. And she's doing the finger like, oi. Oi. Yeah. Nice jacket, bro. We'll post this in our Facebook group. But this is amazing.
Starting point is 00:28:40 I love this photo. I love the coat as well. Can we get a couple of those? Yeah, maybe we can get a couple of those. If we both rocked up wearing that? I think it's fine. Okay. I mean, we wear basically the same thing anyway.
Starting point is 00:28:51 Yeah, it's fair cool. Well, that's why you like to see it. I love that. That's beautiful. Tomorrow on the show. Wednesday. You're going to hear how lovely Tony Lodge is. Such a caring, beautiful, supportive person.
Starting point is 00:29:08 I feel like I'm being set up here. No. Okay. All right. That's tomorrow. Go to... Make sure you check out the links in our bio. Our Instagram, TikTok, and the Facebook group.
Starting point is 00:29:19 There's links everywhere in the show notes for this podcast. Go and check out the Normal on Our Cards, even if it's just a look at the website and look how funny they look. They look sick. They look really, really cool. We're very proud of them. Very proud. So I can't wait for everybody to check those out.
Starting point is 00:29:31 But we'll see you tomorrow. Love you.

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