Toni and Ryan - Old Aussie Clint

Episode Date: February 25, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author, bestselling Dr. Author, Tony Lodge, and we are calling Meg, who is in Vancouver. Vancouver? That's what they call vacuums in Germany. Nice. Thank you. I thought you were going to say that's what they call my... nothing. The old Van... can I put it in the old Van Hoover? Hello? Meg! It's Tony and Ryan. How you doing? Nothing. The old van. Can I put it in the old van, Hoover? Hello.
Starting point is 00:00:26 Meg! It's Tony and Ryan. How are you doing? I recognize those laughs. Well, good. Good. I hope so. I hope so.
Starting point is 00:00:35 How are you guys? We are very well. You, I believe, have my wife's dream job. What do you do for a living? Well, I'm like a dog caretaker, bookkeeper, caregiver. I do it a lot. Yeah. Like all of it.
Starting point is 00:00:51 I just read Dog Walker because every time a dog walks past the house, she goes, I could do that. Oh, yeah. It's a dream. It really is. So you just get to pet heaps of dogs all day? I could not recommend it more. I mean, if I'm lucky, I usually kind of just pick my favorite
Starting point is 00:01:08 and go, like, one all day. Yeah, that's what I would do as well. Yeah, I'd be a terrible teacher because I'd do the same with the kids. I'd be like, I like your attitude. You stick with me, kid. You're not so much. You stay at the back. Yeah, you're naughty.
Starting point is 00:01:19 I don't like that. Yeah, I don't like that. I don't like that. You do pick your favorites. It's really hard not to. Meg, will you approve today's podcast absolutely i will approve this podcast like our favorite dog hi my name is megan from vancouver washington and i approve this podcast Happy New Year, everyone. Happy New Year.
Starting point is 00:01:51 Happy Monday as well. Happy Monday. Welcome to a new week and a new year. If Wednesday is hump day, what's Monday? Not quite placid anymore. Placid? Like building up to it. I don't know. What's the question again? What does placid mean? Placid? Like building up to it. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:02:06 What's the question again? What does placid mean? What's the question again? What does placid mean? Do you mean flaccid? Yeah. What's placid? Placid is like content, quiet, like.
Starting point is 00:02:15 Oh. Like, oh, no, no, no, no, no. Placid's like quiet. Yeah, I think I meant placid or flaccid. Hang on. Let me googs. Googs, what's the difference between placid and flaccid? Placid, not easily upset or excited, just very.
Starting point is 00:02:28 Calm. So I was right, content. All right, and then what's flaccid? Flaccid is soft cop. So is that Monday? I don't know. So you can't fuck on a Monday because it's placid. Flaccid.
Starting point is 00:02:40 But hump day, Wednesday, you rock hard. Then would you rock hard till Sunday? Yeah, I regret all of this. Yeah. Yeah. It sounds like a Red Foo song. Been partying through the weekend. Rock hard till Sunday.
Starting point is 00:02:54 In both of today's segments slash stories, there might be some theatrical performances from Tony Lodge and I've only just realised they're both on the same show. Maybe we could have put a few months in between them. No, no, no, no, no. All good though. Yep. It's Flaccid Monday.
Starting point is 00:03:09 And I've always said that. And we've got some neighbourhood beef. And nothing gets me revved up like neighbourhood beef. This is my area. Neighbourhood tarpa beef. This is my area. Now, this tarpa didn't say don't use my name or blah, blah, blah. But I've actually decided to take their name out.
Starting point is 00:03:25 Yeah, sometimes you have to do them. Yeah, I'm doing you, but thank you for sharing your story with us. Okay. Our Tapa bought her first house in May 2023 last year. Oh, congratulations. Tapa and her husband, four young children and two dogs. Four kids. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:41 Oh, God, it must be a huge house. Yeah, well, it is a huge house. Fit them all in. She actually said it's like an older suburb where it must be a huge house. Yeah, well, it is a huge house. She actually said it's like an older suburb where it's like. Old money. Old money suburb. She goes, it's as if all the people are really old. It's as if their kids have grown up in the family house and moved out.
Starting point is 00:03:57 But there's still these like big four and five bedroom houses, but they're kind of like mostly older people. And she said like there's this kind of vibe like we're the first one of the new generation. Yeah. There's that kind of energy about, oh, there's new kids and we've got the dogs and everyone. Well, and because they're like mums and dads are like downsizing now.
Starting point is 00:04:14 They're like, oh, we don't need this big house. We don't have kids anymore. Living at home. So a few months after we moved in, the neighbour next to us started calling the council, complaining about the dog pooing on the lawn. Was it their lawn? I think, you know how in America you don't often see like side fences?
Starting point is 00:04:35 It's just like grass in between the houses. So when does my land end and yours start? It's a bit of a murky area. And like, what's my responsibility? Because, you know, when you see the neighbourhood beef and it's like, oh, I mow my lawn up to my spot and like yours can do whatever it wants. But I know that this is my part. I get the feeling there isn't like an obvious line or fence. It's kind of just like there's a house, there's another house, there's some lawn in between and sort of like, yeah, it is what it is. We always clean up after the dog. But it feels like if we don't, like after the microsecond that he goes,
Starting point is 00:05:07 that this old bloke is on the blower to the council. Now, I'm picturing Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino. Is that where, you know, Clint Eastwood's always the same character. So, Tony, if you may, can you give us a bit of energy of like this old guy calling the council just to paint the picture for everyone? Where is – Suburban Canada. Canada.
Starting point is 00:05:27 Yeah. Oh, I regret saying that country because you're going to – Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's why. Oh, yeah. And Clint Eastwood. Canada. Yeah, I'm just getting into Canada character.
Starting point is 00:05:38 You can before Clint? Oh, yeah. Canada. Oh, yeah. Canada. Yeah, Canada. Oh, yeah-y. Canada-y. Yeah, Canada-y. Our next-door neighbors are always, their dogs are, no, that's Irish. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:54 Clint plus Canada equals Irish, apparently. What if Clint Eastwood, go with me here, was a hot California girl? So our next-door neighbor's dog is always shitting on our lawn. No, no. That's Clint Eastwood. The tarp has said an old man. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:06:10 The man. Okay. Old man. Younger woman. Got it. I said hot California girl. Yeah, but it's literally the opposite of Clint Eastwood. All right.
Starting point is 00:06:17 All right. All right. All right. Okay. So Clint Eastwood. Yeah. That's very funny. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:06:24 Thank you. Sorry. That almost went undetected, but it was very good. I's very funny. Thank you. Matthew McConaughey gag. Thank you. Sorry, that almost went undetected, but it was very funny. I think a few people heard it. I heard it, and that's what matters. Clean Eastwood in this situation has immigrated from Australia many years ago. Yeah, g'day, guys. Yeah, I'm from Australia originally. Yeah, g'day, guys. I'm from Australia originally.
Starting point is 00:06:46 Yeah, mate. Look, I've got a bit of a 416 happening over at my place, mate. Bloody new kids, they've moved in next door, mate, and their dog's just shitting all over the lawn, mate, and it's a bloody, it's atrocious, mate. Yeah, it was really hard when Steve Irwin passed away, mate. Thanks for your thoughts. Thanks for asking.
Starting point is 00:07:04 But, yeah, it's a real doo-doo doozy out there. So the tarpa was sick in July. Oh, and she's been sick. And heaven forbid she didn't pick up the dog poop for two days because she was sick inside. She goes, I'll get it tomorrow. Oh, and also it's your house. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:23 But guess who gets on the blower? Oh, mate, it's been two days now and there's shit everywhere. I'm not talking one. I'm not talking two. What are you talking? I'm talking upwards of three shits. We ended up talking to the council to see if we could put in a harassment complaint because after a while the old guy was just standing in the window,
Starting point is 00:07:44 almost just like waiting for the dog to shit or waiting for the kids to come out and, heaven forbid, have a bit of fun and have a bit of noise. Start fucking painting trains, mate. Get a fucking hobby. Better shit hobby. In the summer, the man started yelling at my husband, calling him a disgrace, and he started calling my children names
Starting point is 00:08:04 and he said my daughters need to dress in less scandalous clothes. Excuse me? Yeah. What I want to know is when this Australian Clint Eastwood is calling the council, is the council then calling our tarpa and being like, he's called again? This is a great question. Okay, so what happens is they are obliged to like-
Starting point is 00:08:24 The council is. The council is. The council is. Yeah. To come down and like have a look and say hi. But I think it got to the point where the council kind of goes- We can't keep going to these people's house. No, but it was more like, hey, sorry to come again. He's called again.
Starting point is 00:08:38 We're obliged- Aussie clean. The deal is if someone calls, we have to come down here. You're not in trouble. We just have to come down. This is us coming down. Yeah. Do your best. We just have to come down. This is us coming down. Yeah. Do your best.
Starting point is 00:08:46 We don't give a shit. Sorry to interrupt. Yeah. But I think the council is also getting a bit of Jack of fucking Ozzy Clint. So they're getting a bit sick of it. Ozzy Clint needs to sort his shit out. But then Ozzy Clint says, after calling the girls out for scantily clad clothing. That's, yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:01 Also, side note, she's like, my kids like are in that phase where they wear a hoodie when it's 1,000 degrees and it's just incorrect, even if it wasn't. He obviously just wanted, he just needed something to say, just a grumpy old arsehole. He said, if I see that dog pooping one more time, the dog's going to know about it. What? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:25 Yep. What a horrific thing to say. So then anyway, the guy from the council goes. Are you going to kill my dog? It kind of sounds fucked up. Like that's a really fucked up thing to. So they say to the council, I think like he's harassing, like this is beyond like a bit of territorial stuff.
Starting point is 00:09:42 And the council goes, oh, well, without any evidence or without us hearing it, like it's hard to really do much. Like we know how annoying he is, but like I don't really know what to do. Yeah, unless you happen to be filming on one of those spy cameras, like a pen camera in your pocket. So the tarpa's husband has installed a camera, a few sneaky cameras to get some sneaky footage. So like if we hear Ozzy Clint arc up and say something like, oh, I hope your dog doesn't want to eat tonight and shit again.
Starting point is 00:10:11 Sorry. I was on the spot. Yeah, yeah, nah, yeah. So we live in Canada, as I said. So pretty cold. It snows. It's just been snowing over the winter there. But it started to melt as we now get into February.
Starting point is 00:10:25 Yep. And as the snows melted away, we've noticed these little white palettes. Was he trying to poison the dogs? My husband said they look like bleach tablets. What the fuck? So we checked the sneaky camera footage that we didn't tell old mate we'd had the cameras installed. Good call on keeping her anonymous.
Starting point is 00:10:46 Thank you. Yeah, see? It's all coming together. We have footage of Aussie Clint. I'm actually paraphrasing now because we've changed names. I'm not going to call out any people's Irish accents, but we were forced to make an editorial change mid-story. Yeah, sorry about that.
Starting point is 00:11:02 So direct quote, we've got footage of Ozzy Clint trying to poison our dogs. So we sent. He's like throwing the pellets out. That is the most fucked up thing I've ever heard. Thank you. I agree. That is so revolting. Couldn't agree more.
Starting point is 00:11:20 We sent the footage to the police. An old mate has been sent to jail. Jail! Jail. Not a fine. Nah, fuck that. Jail. Glint. Write that down. That's what this one's called, obviously. He's been charged with endangering
Starting point is 00:11:39 children, because heaven forbid they were out in the yard. Endangering animals and harassment. Because, you know, you've got a bit of footage and then you've got a bit of questioning and they've got some, yard, endangering animals and harassment. Because, you know, you've got a bit of footage and then you've got a bit of questioning and they've got some, you know, right to come and investigate. So see you later, old mate. You know what they should do? Our Tapa and her family buy his house while he's in jail because,
Starting point is 00:11:57 like, in Monopoly, you know, houses are real cheap when they're in jail. Yeah. Oh, so it's like a foreclosure auction? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because, like, in Monopoly, buy it, let a foreclosure auction? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Because like in Monopoly. Buy it. Let your dog shit there all day. That's your house now.
Starting point is 00:12:10 Yeah, yeah. But like you just let the dog shit there and then Aussie Clint comes out of prison and you go, that's where our dog shit. You old Clint. All right. First of all, I like it. Except when you buy the house, it's then your house. So you've got shit in your own house. I think what you should do while he's in prison, just let him shit and don't buy it at all.
Starting point is 00:12:25 Oh, yeah. Because he's like, I shut all over your house. He's like, I don't live there. You do. And you go, oh, damn it. Damn. There's poo everywhere. Fuck.
Starting point is 00:12:32 That stupid dog ain't going to the council. He was right. Then they throw the bleachers out. But Tapa, glad to see it's worked out. Glad we kept you anonymous. Glad you kept you anonymous. Shout out to the kids and the dogs and hope everyone's doing well. That is such a horrific thing that that neighbour did.
Starting point is 00:12:50 And go to jail. That's huge. That seems like a... Do you reckon the 82-year-old, however old, Ozzy Clint once had to fight a guy on his first day? Well, I'm just thinking like... Is there an old person's jail? If they go like, oh, what are you in for?
Starting point is 00:13:02 And all these people are saying all this stuff and they're like, oh, Ozzy Clint, what are you in for? And all these people are like saying all this stuff and they're like, oh, Aussie Clint, what are you in for? And he goes, yeah, tried to poison a dog. He wouldn't get much respect. No way. He would get less respect in jail. Aussie Clint for trying to poisoning a dog or me when I got arrested for jaywalking.
Starting point is 00:13:18 Okay. Actually, I'll answer that. I didn't get respect for jaywalking, but I didn't get disrespect. Well, people were like, oh, okay. But I think poisoning a dog is like, that'll get you, people won't cop that shit. No way. If I know jailbirds, and as an experienced man I do,
Starting point is 00:13:34 they love dogs. No, that's really, I'm so sorry that you went through that, but I'm so glad that that Aussie Clint got his bloody comeuppance. Yeah. Good on you, Tapa. Yeah, well done. You love to see that. You love to well done. You love to see that. You love to see it.
Starting point is 00:13:46 You love to see it. Hey, it's Meg from Vancouver, Washington, and you're listening to Tordy and Ryan. A massive shout-out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. That's Tapas Tony and Ryan Podcast. Amanda Farmer. Thank you so much, Amanda. Kelsey Morris.
Starting point is 00:14:13 Antoinette Luzano. Great name. Great name. You'd buy pasta from her. Eileen Baker and EK and Somo. What was the name of that restaurant? Oh, Antoinette Luzano. Oh, what would you like to order, ma'am?
Starting point is 00:14:25 Yeah, I'll get the number three, the Antoinette, and the number five, the Lutano. And the bruschetta marinara. I think it could also be, oh, where'd you get that red wine from? Oh, Lutano's. Fuck. Yeah, that's a hot name, isn't it? Or even shoes.
Starting point is 00:14:42 Do you like these shoes? Yeah, they're Lutano's. I thought you meant like, where'd you get that red wine from? And you're like, shoes. I was like, I don't think you're picking up what I'm putting down, mate. You don't get the game. Nah, nah, you do get it. You don't get the game, yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:55 You get it. I didn't get it. You're right. Great name for a shoe brand. Yeah. This new one, shoes. Shoes. Yeah, I got the shoes.
Starting point is 00:15:05 Yeah. A shoe-denay. A shoe-bly. You got one? I can see it. No, it's bad, though. Oh, no, that's okay. I'll get the mer-loofah. Loofah? I can see it. Nah, it's bad though. Oh, nah, that's okay. I'll get the merloofa.
Starting point is 00:15:28 Loofa? Loosa. What's the shoe I'm trying to say? Merloofa. Fuck! Fuck! I'll get the merloofa. What did I say?
Starting point is 00:15:34 Merloofa. Merloofa. The loofa's like, were you using the shower? Oh, that's embarrassing. Yeah. I was also trying to think of a wine that rhymed with boot. Oh! The merloot?
Starting point is 00:15:44 Merboot. Fuck. Oh. Oh, no. Sorry, I. Oh, that's okay. People who are funnier than me are people in Patreon. Yeah, that's fair.
Starting point is 00:15:56 A few of them you just mentioned. I said in Patreon during the week, tell me the title of your, in brackets, fake adult erotic literature. Clit lit. Yep. I'm reading a pretty horny book at the moment. What is it? It's called A Court of Thorns and Roses. It's like a fantasy book, which is like a bit tough to get through
Starting point is 00:16:17 if it's not really not what you're looking into. Is it sexy? Just sort of like, oh, he was hot. Or is it like detailed? The one that I'm reading, so it's like part of a series and the one that I'm reading at the moment is like chapter 27 is like what everyone told me like, oh, my God, you won't believe it. And I read it and I was like, that is pretty detailed, I guess.
Starting point is 00:16:39 Okay. Because I saw this TikTok and there was a girl on the couch reading her book and it's like, what my husband thinks is in my erotic noddle. And it's like, his beautiful blue eyes. And then it's like, what it really says. And it's like. My throbbing cock. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:52 Enter his arsehole. Yeah. It's like, it's really detailed. It's good. Okay. Yeah. So hang on, what did we decide? Are you going to read a passage or just do like a synopsis of the movie?
Starting point is 00:17:03 So Tony doesn't know these titles yet, but are you doing a synopsis or a passage? Maybe a passage or just do like a synopsis of the movie? So Tony doesn't know these titles yet, but are you doing a synopsis or a passage? Maybe a passage. Yeah, it's still a passage. And that's what I said after Ozzy Clint, like it's a big. Yeah, Ozzy Clint. You're going to need some cold water after this episode for more reasons than one.
Starting point is 00:17:18 Okay. You'll need a merboot. Not everyone got to enjoy one of the great eye rolls from you, surprisingly. Pretty good. Pretty good. Fuck. What's another type of wine? Riesling shoe.
Starting point is 00:17:37 No. From Sandalford Estate. A Pinot Gris shoe. Jay Rowdybush. Now, that's not even the joke. That's not even the joke. Is this the fake author? No, that's a tarpa named Jay Rowdybush.
Starting point is 00:17:55 Surprisingly not the good book. Yeah. Also, reading through these not written books was hilarious. Oh, yeah, I bet. Jay Rowdybush presents The Great Gagsby. written books was hilarious. Oh, yeah, I bet. Jay Rowdybush presents The Great Gagsby.
Starting point is 00:18:14 Okay. All right. I'm off book here just so everyone knows I haven't heard this in advance. Jay Rowdybush. Sorry. Actually, sorry. I'll change it from Jay Rowdybush to Dr. Author Jay Rowdybush presents, sorry, I'll change it from Jay Rowdy Bush to Dr. Author Jay Rowdy Bush presents The Great Gagsby. Okay, okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:18:36 He left the throbbing party to come and show me his throbbing parsnip. to come and show me his throbbing parsnip. He unzipped his fly and put his into my and then that's the gags. Yeah. Literally and figuratively. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The throbbing parsnip brushed past the silk of the blouse I was wearing where my breasts were perkier than an Avon lady. I do remember that classic passage of the Great Gatsby.
Starting point is 00:19:16 Thank you. Do we need more or do we push on? I think we'll push on. That was very funny because there's a lot of gags in that one. Dr. Author Michelle Clyman. Oh, she'll be climax. Yep. Clyman through your hymen. Mine's long gone, mate.
Starting point is 00:19:37 Dr. Author Michelle Clyman's The Pride and the Pre-Juices. I can't be funnier than that That's so funny We should have got Oh fuck, oh shit Just a sentence or two is fine The pride was like a lion Just a sentence or two is fine. The pride was like a lion, the strongest in the room,
Starting point is 00:20:15 and the pre-juices from the hymen would enter my womb. That one rhymed. That's pretty fucking good. That's pretty good. Yeah. I like the rhyming. Thank you. I don't want to set you up.
Starting point is 00:20:24 I don't want to tell you what to do. I can't do that every time. I do like the rhyming. Thank you. I don't want to set you up. I don't want to tell you what to do. I can't do that every time. I do like the rhyming. Yeah. Aiko. Is Aiko, she's from Japan, right? Am I saying that right? I'm not sure.
Starting point is 00:20:35 A-I-K-O. Yeah, maybe. Aiko, the name of her book is called, even though she's from Japan, I believe she may have written this in Perth, A Dry Heat on a Wet Morning. Oh, okay. Slightly more successful than her previous book, A Wet Heat on a Dry Morning.
Starting point is 00:20:55 It sounds awful. Well, the energy in the clearing of the fairy garden was hotter than a dry Perth day, but my undercarriage was moister than the morning hay. Maybe dewy in the morning, like, you know what I mean? How wet is hay? I'd say that's like the driest thing on earth. Okay.
Starting point is 00:21:23 I was trying to make it right. I know, but think about that. Yeah, okay. His penis was harder than hay during the summer, and I knew that I would be giving him a hammer. That is good. She's got a gift, ladies and gentlemen. We've got two more.
Starting point is 00:21:43 Yeah, and I'll give him a present. Yeah, he'll get a gift of his own. Nikita Lee. Sorry, Dr. Author Nikita Lee. Yeah. The Lord of the Cock Rings. That's amazing. This one feels like it's got some homoerotic energy from me.
Starting point is 00:21:59 Like on first hearing, I'm like, okay, this one's a queer novel. Let the gift play out. The Lord of the Cock Rings. The vibration was so strong that I couldn't hold on. I didn't even ask him to put on a condom. The cock ring was round and so was my asshole. The cock ring was round and so was my asshole. You wouldn't believe nothing rhymes with asshole.
Starting point is 00:22:36 I was back in my brain, what does rhyme with asshole? I could have taken a barstool. Oh, no, that doesn't rhyme. That's really fucked. That's graphic. Yeah, it is. Yay, Lord of the Cock Rings. And you can put it in my casserole. Finally, Dr.
Starting point is 00:22:49 Arthur, Matt Frew. Hey, Matt Frew. Dr. Arthur, sorry. Tomorrow when the warts began. I didn't really know them, but still I went in. The next day, though, the pain in my gin. You wouldn't believe the cream I must use for letting someone
Starting point is 00:23:16 who wasn't legally a masseuse. A masseuse. That's good. Thank you. You do have a gift. Thank you. You do have a gift. Well done. Can I sip my iced coffee? Oh, yeah. I think we. You do have a gift. Thank you. You do have a gift.
Starting point is 00:23:26 Well done. Can I sip my iced coffee? Oh, yeah. I think you just need to take a bite. A lot of ciggy, I reckon, after that. Oh, fuck. That's fun. That was fun. Honestly, a round of applause to the tapas in Patreon that came up with those names.
Starting point is 00:23:41 They are amazing. They are so good. Just a quickie love to see, just to add some wholesomeness back in after that harrowing episode. Yeah. Jess Dunduck. Hi, Jess. My love to see it is the dog got out the front and instead of leg. That's it.
Starting point is 00:24:01 The dog got out the front. Say with Pippa at the moment we're a bit cautious because if she got to the front, she might just leg it to the road. I just don't know what she would do. That's what I mean. And so Jess was similar. She's like, oh, we're just going to. And so the dog got out and she's like, fuck, we've been trying to avoid this situation.
Starting point is 00:24:16 And the dog took two steps out and then looked back at Jess and then came back and nuzzled up to her. And was like, oh, I just haven't looked, but I still love you, mum. And she goes, that's my love to see it. Isn't that a nice moment when you realise they love, they're not trying to get away. They're not trying to get away. They actually love you.
Starting point is 00:24:31 Yeah. And Jess loves to see that. And Jess, I love to hear about that. That is so beautiful. It's the commitment. The dog goes, no, no, no, no, no. This is where I live. And I know this is where my bread is buttered.
Starting point is 00:24:43 My bread is buttered. I'm loved here. I love here and I choose to stay. That is a great you love to stay. Yeah. What would Pippa do? Huh? Pippa knows where she goes.
Starting point is 00:24:53 Well, there's been a couple of times where I've, like, gone out to the bin and I've left the door, like, half open because she can sit and wait. Yeah. But then if sometimes if she thinks I'm not coming back, then she'll be like, ooh. Yeah. But she took, like, two steps out from the thing, but then she sometimes if she thinks I'm not coming back, then she'll be like, ooh. But she took like two steps out from the thing but then she just stood there.
Starting point is 00:25:09 Oh, mum's been all good. And normally if someone's coming over, she's just so excited for a part that she won't try and run out because the people are coming in. Yeah. But there has been a couple of times where Torbs and I have been leaving and she's like, I want to come with you guys because we like. Well, that's different to trying to get away. She's trying to follow, but also I don't know how far she'd try and get.
Starting point is 00:25:33 And I don't want to risk it, you know, like there's nothing. Yeah. Fair, fair, fair. That's beautiful. That's so sweet. My love to see is from Satria Arbai, who started the fucking blog. Fuck yeah. So Satria shared this with us in our Patreon send a message.
Starting point is 00:25:46 And Satria is a young adult living with a disability and is creating content to help you better interact with and become a better ally for people with disabilities. So he's like creating stuff to be like, oh, if you see something like this is how you could approach them or this is how you could offer a hand or like, you know, don't talk to someone until late, ask if you need a hand. That is how you could offer a hand or, like, you know, don't talk to someone until late. Ask if you need a hand.
Starting point is 00:26:07 That is great because how often are you like, oh, I was trying to do the right thing or I want to help but I don't want to be a dick. Yeah. But just offering a resource. Here's some helpful hints. Yeah, that's cool. I like that.
Starting point is 00:26:17 Satria goes, like, this is the world I live in. Like, I know this. So you kind of go, wow, like, this is how you feel. And so if you go to Satria Rights, that's S-A-T-R-I-A Rites, like as in W-R-I-T-E-S, on Instagram, you can check out everything that they're doing. Love that. All of their, like, they're making all these videos and stuff.
Starting point is 00:26:36 And they're a tarpa, a very proud tarpa. So that's awesome. Proud tarpa, we're proud of you. And good on you for starting the blog. Start the fucking blog, bro. You just got to do it. Yeah, well done. Thank you so much for listening. We'll be back tomorrow. We have conf of you. And good on you for starting the blog. Start the fucking blog, bro. You just got to do it. Yeah, well done. Thank you so much for listening.
Starting point is 00:26:45 We'll be back tomorrow. We have confessions tomorrow. These are top confessions. I think we might do. And I know we've covered this area before, but like a Tinder dates edition of confessions. I mean, it's good fodder, isn't it? And spoiler alert, none of them end well. I mean, it's good fodder, isn't it? And spoiler alert, none of them end well.
Starting point is 00:27:06 I mean, confessions really do. Confessions do not end well. They really end well. Last week, when the guy, the legacy pooper, he did end well because he went back 20 years later and found out that his poop was still a part of the legacy. And that was the legacy. The legacy was the win.
Starting point is 00:27:21 Yeah, okay. Majority bad. Yeah. Some good. I'd say like 9 in 10. 9 in 10. Okay. Yeah, but tomorrow, just to confirm, no good.
Starting point is 00:27:31 Not good. Not good. Not good. All right. All right. Good chat to you then. Love you. Bye.

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