Toni and Ryan - Personality Hire

Episode Date: January 12, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Arthur Tony Lodge. We're calling Chloe in Adelaide and I've got a favour to ask. Is it a good favour or a bad favour? It might be bad for her. Hello?
Starting point is 00:00:15 Chloe! It's Tony and Ryan. How are you? We're good! But you might not be because Ryan's about to ask you for a favour. Well, I've got two questions. One's just a question and the other is a favor. Okay. Okay. Love it. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:00:29 Who does your household barrack for in the football, Chloe? Oh, I already know it's the Crows, unfortunately. Okay. Well, that's actually okay because Hawthorne is playing Port Adelaide during gather rounds and Tony and I want to know if we can crash at your place when we come and watch. Oh my God, absolutely. There's a new hotel around the corner from here, but you're absolutely more than welcome to. Oh, hang on.
Starting point is 00:00:51 You're absolutely welcome to crash at our place at the hotel around the corner. Oh my God, that's so bad. I'm so sorry. Okay, no, that's a very polite no. Is, um. I guess I'll start saving for the hotel. I thought we were going to get to. The rates are high during gather round, but no, it's beautiful
Starting point is 00:01:08 Come on down to the hotel around the corner. Yeah Podcast for tomorrow Absolutely, of course I will Hey, it's Chloe from Adelaide and I approve this podcast. It's a brand new week. We're back into the office and what we want to know is happy new year. Happy new year. Do personality hires in the workplace know that they're a personality hire? I didn't until just then.
Starting point is 00:01:57 Because I think I was the personality hire when I worked at the accounting firm. And I know that's strange because you know me now. But I know the other personalities at an accounting firm, what they might be like. Yes, but like everyone who- Best of a bad bunch maybe. All of the graduates were like from Melbourne Uni and Monash, which are like the good schools. And they all had like good enter scores and all the other guys were
Starting point is 00:02:21 all like black or Navy suits. And then I rocked up in a light gray that I looked like I'd rolled in from like the spring racing carnival. I went to Swinburne, had an end to score in the sixties. And it was just very clear that I wasn't the same. And maybe I was just the wild card. Do you reckon? You are also the smartest person I know.
Starting point is 00:02:39 Yeah, but these are, they went up when we hang out. But when you hang out with these. Compared to you, Tony, obviously. obviously, really smart people, no way. You hang out with these people. Like they're actually smart. Where the fuck are they now? Dominating. Nah.
Starting point is 00:02:54 One of the managers, your money. Yeah. Obviously. Oh, he does a good job. Not that he has much. Have I talked about when we went to the Gold Coast for training and then he like, you're not allowed to tell light story. He's asked us to not. Cool.
Starting point is 00:03:15 No, he was very well behaved. I've never seen him get a tattoo of a podcast. That wasn't ours. Anyway, anyway, shout out to the personality hires and also the people keeping places running. They are never the same. What can't you do? Heaps of shit. Heaps of shit.
Starting point is 00:03:38 We just talked about how personality are this business. Yeah. A lot of personality, not a lot of depth. I'm a boss. I'm a personality boss. Tony's the personality higher of her life. I think you're the personality higher of your relationship. Do you think that maybe I actually need to agree, by the way, do you think that I maybe need to embrace being the personality higher a bit more? Yeah. Because I think that sometimes I like get nervous that I'm not serious about it.
Starting point is 00:03:48 I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like,
Starting point is 00:03:56 I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, Because I think that sometimes I like get nervous that I'm not serious enough. Is that why you've written that on your computer? Have fun. Yeah. Yeah. That's personality. That's someone who's forgot that the personality I have.
Starting point is 00:04:18 Oh, what am I doing today? Having fun. Got it. Um, but I think that then I, I feel embarrassed that I am just a personality hire. So I got, Oh, I need to like, I needed to be doing more. But I think if I just embrace being a personality hire, not only would I have more fun, we all would. That's why you hire a personality.
Starting point is 00:04:38 But I'm just realizing now that I think I need to embrace that I not be ashamed of being a personality hire. Being a personality hire is not only not a bad thing, correct? It's a strength. Do you think absolutely it's a strength of mine? Do you actually, I think that's the title of your next book personality. Huge news. I'm not writing another book. Fuck that. Yeah. Or being hired by anyone. And soon so both those two things. Apart from that though. Apart from that. Good
Starting point is 00:05:14 idea. Thank you. Yeah. Um, do you think that's a strength of mine? Being a personality. Yeah. Like just being vibes. Yeah. But I think bringing it up is just like not vibes though. No, but we'll forget this happened. I hope so. And I'll just embrace this from now on. Starting now. Everyone's having fun. What can't you do?
Starting point is 00:05:41 Can't be cool. This has been posted a few times in the Tony and Ryan Facebook group, but people get to a certain age and they go, I probably should be able to do this by now. Yeah. Or do you think it's better being self-aware of something you can't do? Or do you think it's like, or is it worse when you go, well, I didn't know that that was even a thing. Cause you know, ignorance is bliss.
Starting point is 00:06:01 Cause for quite some time I didn't know what a grill was. Ignorance is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Because for quite some time, I didn't know what a grill was. And so every time I made like what I thought was like grilled cheese, I just put it in the oven on like fan force and it just made things hot and soft and weird. Whereas if you put it on the grill setting, it goes all brown and bubbly. And I didn't know that that was a thing. And what age did you find this out?
Starting point is 00:06:24 This was only like three, four years ago. Yep, so up until then I'd just been eating like bread that was hard with soft cheese on it or putting things in the microwave that just makes it all soggy. But now my lasagna goes all brown and bubbly and tastes amazing. So like I just, I didn't even know
Starting point is 00:06:41 that that was a possibility. When people said grill, I thought that was just like slang for oven. Do you know what I mean? Like pop it in the grill. I'm like, dope. Yep. Done.
Starting point is 00:06:52 It's in the oven. Like grill is also like barbecue chuck it on the grill. It's just a, yes, just hot thing. So Tony lodge, the ultimate grill. I'm a hot grill. So not girl, hot grill. So you know how on the oven there's those like buttons. Yeah. Yep. Well, I just, you know.
Starting point is 00:07:15 But you know how also there's like old school ovens has that top kind of drawer that is the grill. I've never had that. So I've never seen that before. Oh, so they've gone out of vogue. Yeah, I think it is. They kind of built in on shit now. Whereas now they're kind of, I think it's to make the whole oven bigger. Yeah. So if it's multifunction.
Starting point is 00:07:35 We didn't have a toaster for ages. So we would have to put bread in the griller to toast and cheese. That was a punish. That was like two years ago. We're new to toasters guys. Sarah Rich, she's 43, she's a tarp up. Hi Sarah Rich. I can't make phone calls to people I don't know without writing a short little script. Have a few backup questions. I think that's fair. It is scary. Or sometimes when you try and leave someone a message and you're like, hi there, it's Tony Legend, so sorry that I'm here. Like you just like try and get it out so
Starting point is 00:08:03 quickly and you can't understand a fucking thing that you've said. So my highly capable wife, who's worked in many wineries, done many incredible things in her life. The other day when you guys had a production meeting about the live stream, who called you? Ryan called me from Bridget's phone and it was FaceTime. So I answered and was like, Oh, Hey bro. Like what?
Starting point is 00:08:28 It was like a Sunday. It was like, Hey bro, what's up? And you go, and just hands the phone to, like, you didn't even talk to me. You were just like, so fucked up. She's just like, Oh, but what if Tony wants this? What if Tony wants that? Like, what would she prefer? And what would help for her?
Starting point is 00:08:44 And I go, just call her and ask. And Bridget goes, she was like, sorry, I what if Tony wants this, what if Tony wants that? Like, what would she prefer? What would help for her? And I go, just call her and ask. And Bridget goes, she was like, sorry, I didn't want to interrupt your weekend. I was like, I wouldn't have answered. Yeah. But she was like, how funny is it that I'm like, Oh, I just wouldn't have answered. But if I was Bridget, I would have done the same thing. But she's like, can you call, can you call? I don't want to call.
Starting point is 00:08:57 And then I called and then I go, there you go. And she goes, oh, thanks. Yeah. Um, and who is, and who is the, um, the appointed Uber eats get out in your house, who goes to the door? I have to go to the door and I have to call the fish and chip place to order because heaven forbid you call up and say two pieces of flake and a minimum chips like I would fucking kill you.
Starting point is 00:09:21 Like, I don't listen and we don't judge. We listen and we don't judge, but we judge a fair bit. The thing about we listen and don't judge is I'm not a good listener and I'm always judging. So as much as I... Oh, well that's a beautiful safe space you created. Yeah, but like as much as I love the energy of the listen, we don't, I'm just, it's not natural territory for me because I love to judge.
Starting point is 00:09:39 But I, I think that you're saying that in like a kind of funny way, cause you're not judgmental. No, but I'm just judging. I'm a I think that you're saying that in like a kind of funny way, cause you're not judgmental. No, but I'm just judging. I'm observing. But I think that when, if I say, no, no, no, but if I said to you like, Oh, this thing really stresses me out, you'd go, why? Like your version of judging is like, Oh, don't worry about that.
Starting point is 00:10:04 Oh good. So when your version of listen and don't judge is like, Oh, whatever you're worried about is probably not that important, which is actually good advice. But then when I say to you, I'm a bit worried about that. You go, Oh, don't be. And I go, that hasn't helped. That actually doesn't help. Ryan is the opposite of a person.
Starting point is 00:10:24 Yep. Yep. Yep. Ryan is the opposite of a personality. I, and what did we say? The opposite of a personality hire is asphalt. We literally said it before. What do we say? The person that keeps the fights running. The accountant, the accountant, the accountant, Hannah Sandoval Hannah Sandoval. Sandoval. Yeah. Hannah's a good bitch actually. Um, comments on everything always around.
Starting point is 00:10:50 Good tarpa. I'm about to turn 30 and I can't spell these words without singing the obvious song. Can you guess what they are? Bananas. Now the second one is probably my third favorite song of all time and probably your top five, if you're being honest. And we've definitely played it out loud in the office recently. And it spells out a word.
Starting point is 00:11:15 I would actually say it's my second favorite pop song of all time. Well, your favorite is singing in the shower. Yes, that's number one. La da dee la da da da, la da da. What's your second favorite pop song? Oh my, oh my, oh my, do do do do do do. And by favorite, I mean, like, obviously still a bit shit, but like, awesome.
Starting point is 00:11:39 I don't know. You do know, you're- Oh, I'm going to be so mad. All right, think of what's a video clip we would have watched. G L A M O R O U S. Yeah. Try it first, Claire.
Starting point is 00:11:53 Yeah. Except it's the version that Jenny sings in the choir in the first episode of Gossip Girl. It's not the actual version. It's that version. I don't know what that means. I know. Now the other day I heard a story of a... Hey, what was the third one?
Starting point is 00:12:10 Didn't you say there was three? There was two. Oh, do you know how I spell beautiful every time is like Jim Carrey from Bruce Almighty, B-E-A-U-tiful. That's how I always remember how it's spelled. I don't know how to spell beautiful. There's a couple of I's and U's going on's spelled. I don't know how to spell beautiful. There's a couple of I's and U's going to, yeah, I don't know. Well, B-E-A-U-tiful.
Starting point is 00:12:32 It's like, it does what it says on the tin. Now the other day I heard a story of a 31 year old lady who said, and I quote, I don't know how to crush a can. Who? Me! said, and I quote, I don't know how to crush a can. I was like, Oh my God, I thought that too. I can't crush a can. Yeah. Oh, there's all sorts of stuff going on in there. What's happening?
Starting point is 00:12:57 This is just my holding pattern. So we're going to do it in real time. We're going to do it in real time. So you're going to crush it now. I'm going to crush it. Yep. Or are you just tipping that out? I think I might tip it out. Okay. Yeah. That's going to give you in real time. So you're going to crush it. Now I'm going to crush it. Yep. Or are you just tipping that out? I think I might slip it out.
Starting point is 00:13:07 Okay. Yeah. That's going to give you the burps. Otherwise, cause it runs, uh, got a whole sprite there. Ooh, ooh, doesn't look very bubbly. Does it? I don't judge you on a Monday morning, but that doesn't look very bubbly.
Starting point is 00:13:21 That sprite like actually really didn't look very it's been in the fridge for a while. Does that matter? But it's in a can. Yeah. That's the point of a can, isn't it? Yeah. Um, so.
Starting point is 00:13:31 That's actually not in a can. It's in a can't. What's your favorite wine? A Chianti. I'll have the Chianti, thanks. Um, let's go on the floor. Can you use your phone? Yes.
Starting point is 00:13:50 So am I just trying to do it? War dog straight up. Put it on the ground and just push through. Okay. We're witnessing history and you're not going to get it caught on your foot because that was the fear and what always happens. That couldn't have gone wrong.
Starting point is 00:14:11 Tony's hit the side of the can. It's flown sideways across the room. How do you even do that? I told you I couldn't do it. It flew sideways. You almost missed the can. It's really a can't now. Okay, maybe next time. I'm just a personality.
Starting point is 00:14:45 I'm just a personality. I'm just a personality. I'm just a personality. I'm just a personality. I'm just a personality. I'm just a personality. I'm just a personality. I'm just a personality.
Starting point is 00:14:53 I'm just a personality. I'm just a personality. I'm just a personality. I'm just a personality. I'm just a personality. I'm just a personality. I'm just a personality. I'm just a personality.
Starting point is 00:15:01 I'm just a personality. I'm just a personality. I'm just a personality. I'm just a personality. I'm just a personality. I'm just a personality. I'm just a personality. I'm just a personality. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. Hopefully some of the ones that are going to join the live stream are Bridget and I today. A massive shout out to Rachel Hugo-Hosman. Good on you, Rachel. Thanks, Rachel. Easy more, easy less. Amanda, good on you, Amanda. Helen 322. Shout out
Starting point is 00:15:27 to Helen 321 and 323 as well. Okay. Brissy Blake, good on you Brissy and Katie. Love to see it. Thanks, Katie. Appreciate it. This week is a big week. Why? What are you up to? It's recommendation week. It is recommendation week. Everyone has a job this week. And take it seriously. Yeah. Your first week back at work was last week, and we know you hate your jobs already.
Starting point is 00:15:52 So get into these fun instances. Get serious. It is your job this week to recommend the Tony and Ryan podcast to two people. Three. Three people each. Between two and three. Three. I'll send you some here.
Starting point is 00:16:09 Send them a link, send them a text when you see someone at work go, Hey guys, it's recommendation week, I just need to recommend you listen to the Tony and Ryan podcast. Yeah, tell them to come on over. I feel like we're gatekeeping. We're gatekeeping. I like that. We're all having a good time. We're all supporting each other. Let's invite other people in. Oh, like, and people maybe that haven't heard of us or that you've sent a video and they liked it and you go, Oh, maybe you'll like this pod. Because I think there's still people that are like, Oh, I love their videos and don't know
Starting point is 00:16:36 we're a podcast. Yeah, which is crazy. Yeah, which I'm like, well, when else see those microphones, when else would we be making those videos? Like, do you know what I mean? Yeah, I know. Anyway, though, but yeah, recommend us pass it around. Yep. And we're going to put something on Instagram and in the Facebook group, some little pictures, some things you can share, you can screenshot or share. That's like, oh, beep, get on this podcast. Yeah. Beep. I don't think that's a real time beeping.
Starting point is 00:17:04 Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Beep. I don't think that's a beep. Just a real time beeping. Oh yeah, okay. Yeah. But we could say if you don't listen, you're a shit cunt. Them's the rules. Because that's allowed. And shit cunts are out for 2025. Yeah. And how embarrassing.
Starting point is 00:17:15 So don't be one. What a fucking faux pas. You silly gooses. How would you describe your mood and calmness and stress and like anxiety at the moment? Bro, personality higher. I'm chill. All right. Imagine this and you as well. Okay. Put yourself into this position.
Starting point is 00:17:35 You're in a canyon in Iceland late at night. Oh my God. I'm scared. Hiking in extreme conditions with a bunch of people you only just met because you're on like a hiking expedition. Okay, well, no, I'm not. First of all, I would never. It's late, it's dark, and there's all sorts of scary predators around.
Starting point is 00:17:58 But I'm with people. I haven't gotten separated from my group. Like I've got a team with me, right? Wow. Oh God. Have you seen 127 hours or is it 27 dresses? Whichever one they're both separate things. You want to fucking cut your arm off. Um, but, oh, that's comedy. You like that. Oh good. Yeah. Pause for laughter. He obviously has to cut his arm off. Spoilers came out 20 years ago. No, but had to cut his arm off. It's pretty grim, but then that's just a thing that
Starting point is 00:18:39 he's thought or something. I think you need to rewatch that movie. I don't need to. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, it's fine. Yeah. I don't need to. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like it's fine. Yeah. I'll live without it. Yeah. Okay. So should you keep explaining that movie or should I explain this one?
Starting point is 00:18:52 Yes. I lost interest in what I was doing. All right. So you noticed that- Oh, it was that he was alone is why I, and he's in a canyon. But it's hot. He's in the desert. Ooh, but she's cold. He's in the desert.
Starting point is 00:19:08 But she's called me in this imagining. So, you know, I said, like, should we do this story of that? And we chose the other one and then you just kept telling the other one. Don't be nasty. Not just color on you. Sorry. No, no, no. I mean Iceland, there's scary predators. Your group of eight people is suddenly just a group of seven. No, it's fucking not.
Starting point is 00:19:44 Someone is missing. Police are called. Emergency rescuers are called. The group starts searching for the missing lady who had the red jacket on. Is it a fucking TV show? It's a real story that just happened. What? One of them is missing. Currently? In extreme conditions in a canyon in Iceland. In night time. Darkness, in night time darkness.
Starting point is 00:20:06 In night time. What? Now it turns out that one of the ladies got changed out of her red jacket and put her black jacket on. So she comes out of her tent and goes, what's going on? And this other guy goes, we're gonna search for the lady in the red jacket. Can you help? And this lady, completely oblivious to the fact that she was just wearing a red jacket. And when she ducked out to get changes when they did their head count. She goes, I'll help.
Starting point is 00:20:47 This sounds terrible. Okay. First of all, why don't anyone know anyone's name? Well, they've just met and they're on a hike and it's nighttime and they know there's eight people. Fuck. So she joins in the search. She's searching for herself.
Starting point is 00:21:00 Yeah. Oh, that sounds actually quite nice. It's the beginning of Eat Pro Love. Now here's the newspaper article. Yeah. Oh, that sounds actually quite nice. It's the beginning of Eat Pro Love. Now here's the newspaper article. Yeah. Missing woman mystery solved and what's on missing there there on the headline? Missing, like it's in quotation marks. Missing woman. Can you just read the first paragraph, first sentence? Can you just read the first paragraph, first sentence? A group of tourists spent hours Saturday night looking for a missing woman near Iceland's Elgecannon only to find her among search parties.
Starting point is 00:21:36 The woman who had changed clothes didn't recognize the description of herself and joined in. description of herself and joined in the search. The search was called off at 3am when it became clear the missing woman was in fact accounted for searching for herself. Is this a bad time to tell you guys that I recently bought a red jacket and went to ask for it? Um, wow. Detective Dunn's going to be out of work if people keep solving their own crimes.
Starting point is 00:22:10 Yeah. That's a real brain tickler. That one. But- Could you imagine the moment when they realized? I just- Let's just do a recount. Six, seven, eight.
Starting point is 00:22:21 Oh. Hang on. Were you counting yourself the first time, bud? Yeah, they gaslight the person who was doing the head count. That is unreal. Welcome. Personality higher.
Starting point is 00:22:36 Oh, personality higher, yeah. We're not good at counting ourselves. I already love to see it here from Ander Newton. Amazing. Ander said, I was picking up dog poo on our walk this morning and the bin truck driver drove past.
Starting point is 00:22:51 And because they, if you work for the council, it's probably your job to have to like pick up crap and do all sorts of things. Well, I think there's different parts of, yeah, that's like, oh, keeping the thing and, you know, you do the nature strips
Starting point is 00:23:02 and water the trees and stuff. The guy driving the bin truck slowed down. And because as we know it's one guy that does all of them. Yep. Just on different days. Yeah. He wound down his window and said, good on your love, really appreciate it, just chuck it straight in the back. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. And then it goes, Oh, sometimes this is like not the right thing, but it's also, I get it. She's like, sometimes you do the right thing and you don't get the credit for it. Totally. You know what I mean? Yeah. And she's like, I did the right thing. And then someone drove past and noticed and was like, good on you. Like, thank you. You could have easily not done that. And one of my colleagues or me or someone would have had to deal with it,
Starting point is 00:23:45 but good on you. Just chuck it straight in the back. Love. Yeah. All good. That is really sweet. I love that. Dog shit. You love to say, you love to say dog shit, not being on the street. Yeah. You do actually love to say that the other day. So my, um, my sister and her husband and kids and their dog spent Christmas with us. So they were at our house. They just had like the start of a joke. No, it does. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:08 So a hundred people walk into Kathy both said. And they've got like a German shepherd. Yeah. And so in the lead up to Christmas, my sister Libby was like, oh, I'll bring the pup over to like, you know, be in your space. We make sure that the dogs are all good and whatever. And it was fine. And one of the days she like comes in,
Starting point is 00:24:29 we do the dog thing, she's there for half an hour, we have a coffee and then she leaves. She's out the front of my house and she rings me on the phone and she goes, hey, Tone, I was like, hey, like you, is everything all right? You're locked in the gate.
Starting point is 00:24:43 Like you just left, like you're all right. She's like, oh, like you, is everything all right? You're locked in the gate. Like you just left, like you're right. She's like, oh, I'm just letting you know that there's a big dog poo on the street out front. And I was like, oh, okay. And she goes, I just didn't want you to think that it was our dog and that I just left it. And I was like, oh, sure. I go out there later and the dog poo is still there. I was like, why didn't you just pick it up? You would pick up some other dog's poo
Starting point is 00:25:08 from a place that's not your house. So she's run me to be like, it wasn't me, but I'm not gonna do anything about it. Or she's like, I'm just calling you to say, don't step in the dog poo that I've already removed. Well, but like, also as if you wouldn't just pick it up. As if you would pick it up. I think I would. So if you're at my house. If I was at, I wouldn't just pick it up. As if you would pick it up. I think I would.
Starting point is 00:25:25 So if you're at my house. If I was at, I wouldn't just do it randomly, but if I was like at your house, like I wouldn't go around and pick up shit. Well, but it sounds like that's what you're advocating for. No, no, no, no. But like. Libby's got a job. You've got a job.
Starting point is 00:25:39 You've got a job. I've got a job. You have the biggest job of all. You're keeping these pieces running. This guy driving the truck around. He's got a job. I've got a job. You have the biggest job of all. This guy, this guy driving the truck around. He's got a job. No, totally. Andra, Andra, Andrea, Andra, Andra. She's got a job.
Starting point is 00:25:53 I'm just sounds like everyone's got a job. The only person that's actually got a job to do is the owner, whoever shout out the front of your place. And I totally agree. Your sister's got a household to run. But don't you just think that if you're not planning on picking it up, just don't ring me and pretend you didn't see it. She's going to step in it.
Starting point is 00:26:11 And then the next day you come around and you go, oh, yes, I walked in. I said, did you sit and you said to goes, yeah, I saw her. I should have told you. Oh, oh, yeah, I saw that. And I go, do you know what I mean? I know what you mean, but I, there's no way. I think it's a specifically like a sibling situation that you would do it.
Starting point is 00:26:33 I'm not sure you would like, I get what you mean. Yeah. But I don't think I would do it for like a friend. I get that. I would do it for my sister. We've missed the whole issue here though. Yeah. Is that clearly your sister's dog shout out the front and she's do it for my sister. We've missed the whole issue here though. Yeah. Is that clearly your sister's dog
Starting point is 00:26:45 shat out the front and she blamed it on someone else. Well then she definitely should have fucking picked it out. Oh, some random dog shat out the front and it's real soft and warm and like. It looks like we just missed the culprit. Yeah, crazy. What do you love to see, Tonya Lodge?
Starting point is 00:26:58 Besides dog shit out the front of your ass. From Zachary Sanchez. Yeah. And before we get to it, everyone's okay. Like it's all good, like we're fine. So Zachary says, I'm a hot California girl. He's here, right? And I have a job as a security guard for a school.
Starting point is 00:27:14 We had a tsunami warning and we had to evacuate to higher ground. We're safe, but it was just a precaution. But they got all the alarms and the ringing, and they're like, all right, we'll get all the kids safe. One of the kids said, oh, I knew that tsunami wasn't going to get in. And Zach was like, oh, how did you,
Starting point is 00:27:31 how did you know? Like, oh, what do you know? It's that primary school. And the kid goes, Zach would never buzz it past the gate. Like, oh, what a hard ass security guard, keeping us all safe, doing a great job. He never let a tsunami into this school.
Starting point is 00:27:46 So the tsunami comes up to the gate and Zach would be like, not in those shoes, mate. But knocks on the door and Zach goes, no, no. There's kids in here. But Zach said it was such a love to see it from a crazy day of like a lot of stress. And then all the kids are like, oh, well, Zach would never let that happen to us.
Starting point is 00:28:02 Isn't that so sweet? Can we hire Zach? Maybe, maybe Zach's interested. But Zach's a hot California girl. Yeah, they don't like to move to Reservoir. Yeah, we don't. As a hot California girl for six days last year. Should we move to Zach?
Starting point is 00:28:17 We could all be hot California girls. But anyway, I just you love to see that. I thought that was so sweet. I do love that. Yeah. I think people are going to love to see that. I thought that was so sweet. I do love that. Yeah. I think people are going to love to see what's on tomorrow's show. Yeah. I will just say what it rhymes with
Starting point is 00:28:31 and then we'll chat tomorrow. Cause I don't want to give anything away. So do the rhyme, cause I don't want to give anything away. It rhymes with in the sledge room. And that's all we'll say. And when Torb's is around, it's a full sled. Love you, bye. See you tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:28:48 See you in the sled room. Sorry. Personality hire. Bye bye bye. Bye bye bye. Bye bye bye. Bye bye bye. Bye bye bye.
Starting point is 00:28:57 Bye bye bye. Bye bye bye. Bye bye bye. Bye bye bye. Bye bye bye. Bye bye bye. Bye bye bye. Bye bye bye.
Starting point is 00:29:05 Bye bye bye. Bye bye bye. Bye bye bye. Bye bye bye.

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