Toni and Ryan - Personality Hire
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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast.
My name is Ryan.
This is Dr.
Arthur Tony Lodge.
We're calling Chloe in Adelaide and I've got a favour to ask.
Is it a good favour or a bad favour?
It might be bad for her.
Hello?
Chloe!
It's Tony and Ryan.
How are you?
We're good!
But you might not be because Ryan's about to ask you for a favour.
Well, I've got two questions. One's just a question and the other is a favor.
Okay.
Okay. Love it. Let's go.
Who does your household barrack for in the football, Chloe?
Oh, I already know it's the Crows, unfortunately.
Okay. Well, that's actually okay because Hawthorne is playing Port Adelaide during
gather rounds and Tony and I want to know if we can crash at your place when we come and watch.
Oh my God, absolutely.
There's a new hotel around the corner from here,
but you're absolutely more than welcome to.
Oh, hang on.
You're absolutely welcome to crash at our place
at the hotel around the corner.
Oh my God, that's so bad.
I'm so sorry.
Okay, no, that's a very polite no.
Is, um.
I guess I'll start saving for the hotel.
I thought we were going to get to. The rates are high during gather round, but no, it's beautiful
Come on down to the hotel around the corner. Yeah
Podcast for tomorrow
Absolutely, of course I will
Hey, it's Chloe from Adelaide and I approve this podcast.
It's a brand new week.
We're back into the office and what we want to know is happy new year.
Happy new year. Do personality hires in the workplace know that they're a personality hire?
I didn't until just then.
Because I think I was the personality hire when I worked at the accounting firm.
And I know that's strange because you know me now.
But I know the other personalities at an accounting firm, what they might be like.
Yes, but like everyone who-
Best of a bad bunch maybe.
All of the graduates were like from Melbourne Uni and Monash,
which are like the good schools.
And they all had like good enter scores and all the other guys were
all like black or Navy suits.
And then I rocked up in a light gray that I looked like I'd rolled in from
like the spring racing carnival.
I went to Swinburne, had an end to score in the sixties.
And it was just very clear that I wasn't the same.
And maybe I was just the wild card.
Do you reckon?
You are also the smartest person I know.
Yeah, but these are, they went up when we hang out.
But when you hang out with these.
Compared to you, Tony, obviously. obviously, really smart people, no way.
You hang out with these people.
Like they're actually smart.
Where the fuck are they now?
Dominating.
Nah.
One of the managers, your money.
Yeah.
Obviously.
Oh, he does a good job.
Not that he has much. Have I talked about when we went to the Gold Coast for training and then he like, you're
not allowed to tell light story.
He's asked us to not.
Cool.
No, he was very well behaved.
I've never seen him get a tattoo of a podcast.
That wasn't ours.
Anyway, anyway, shout out to the personality hires and also the people keeping places running.
They are never the same.
What can't you do?
Heaps of shit.
Heaps of shit.
We just talked about how personality are this business.
Yeah.
A lot of personality, not a lot of depth.
I'm a boss.
I'm a personality boss. Tony's the personality higher of her life. I think you're the personality higher of your relationship. Do you think that maybe I actually need to agree, by the way, do you think that I maybe
need to embrace being the personality higher a bit more?
Yeah.
Because I think that sometimes I like get nervous that I'm not serious about it.
I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like,
I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like,
I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like,
I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like,
I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like,
I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like,
I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like,
I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like,
I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like,
I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, Because I think that sometimes I like get nervous that I'm not serious enough.
Is that why you've written that on your computer?
Have fun.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's personality.
That's someone who's forgot that the personality I have.
Oh, what am I doing today?
Having fun.
Got it.
Um, but I think that then I, I feel embarrassed that I am just a personality
hire. So I got, Oh, I need to like, I needed to be doing more.
But I think if I just embrace being a personality hire, not only would I have
more fun, we all would.
That's why you hire a personality.
But I'm just realizing now that I think I need to embrace that I not be ashamed
of being a personality hire.
Being a personality hire is not only not a bad thing, correct?
It's a strength.
Do you think absolutely it's a strength of mine?
Do you actually, I think that's the title of your next book personality.
Huge news.
I'm not writing another book. Fuck that. Yeah. Or being hired by anyone. And soon so both those two things. Apart from that though. Apart from that. Good
idea. Thank you. Yeah. Um, do you think that's a strength of mine? Being a personality. Yeah.
Like just being vibes. Yeah. But I think bringing it up is just like not vibes though.
No, but we'll forget this happened.
I hope so.
And I'll just embrace this from now on.
Starting now.
Everyone's having fun.
What can't you do?
Can't be cool.
This has been posted a few times in the Tony and Ryan Facebook group,
but people get to a certain age and they go, I probably should be able to do this
by now.
Yeah. Or do you think it's better being self-aware of something you can't do?
Or do you think it's like, or is it worse when you go, well,
I didn't know that that was even a thing. Cause you know,
ignorance is bliss.
Cause for quite some time I didn't know what a grill was.
Ignorance is bliss. Ignorance is bliss.
Because for quite some time, I didn't know what a grill was.
And so every time I made like what I thought was like grilled cheese, I just put it in
the oven on like fan force and it just made things hot and soft and weird.
Whereas if you put it on the grill setting, it goes all brown and bubbly.
And I didn't know that that was a thing.
And what age did you find this out?
This was only like three, four years ago.
Yep, so up until then I'd just been eating like bread
that was hard with soft cheese on it
or putting things in the microwave
that just makes it all soggy.
But now my lasagna goes all brown and bubbly
and tastes amazing.
So like I just, I didn't even know
that that was a possibility.
When people said grill,
I thought that was just like slang for oven.
Do you know what I mean?
Like pop it in the grill.
I'm like, dope.
Yep.
Done.
It's in the oven.
Like grill is also like barbecue chuck it on the grill.
It's just a, yes, just hot thing.
So Tony lodge, the ultimate grill.
I'm a hot grill.
So not girl, hot grill. So you know how on the oven there's those like buttons.
Yeah. Yep.
Well, I just, you know.
But you know how also there's like old school ovens
has that top kind of drawer that is the grill.
I've never had that.
So I've never seen that before.
Oh, so they've gone out of vogue.
Yeah, I think it is. They kind of built in on shit now.
Whereas now they're kind of, I think it's to make the whole oven bigger.
Yeah. So if it's multifunction.
We didn't have a toaster for ages. So we would have to put bread in the griller
to toast and cheese. That was a punish. That was like two years ago.
We're new to toasters guys. Sarah Rich, she's 43, she's a tarp up.
Hi Sarah Rich.
I can't make phone calls to people I don't know without writing a short little script.
Have a few backup questions.
I think that's fair. It is scary. Or sometimes when you try and leave someone a message and you're
like, hi there, it's Tony Legend, so sorry that I'm here. Like you just like try and get it out so
quickly and you can't understand a fucking thing that you've said.
So my highly capable wife, who's worked in many wineries,
done many incredible things in her life.
The other day when you guys had a production meeting
about the live stream, who called you?
Ryan called me from Bridget's phone and it was FaceTime.
So I answered and was like, Oh, Hey bro.
Like what?
It was like a Sunday.
It was like, Hey bro, what's up?
And you go, and just hands the phone to, like, you didn't even talk to me.
You were just like, so fucked up.
She's just like, Oh, but what if Tony wants this?
What if Tony wants that?
Like, what would she prefer?
And what would help for her?
And I go, just call her and ask. And Bridget goes, she was like, sorry, I what if Tony wants this, what if Tony wants that? Like, what would she prefer? What would help for her? And I go, just call her and ask.
And Bridget goes, she was like, sorry, I didn't want to interrupt your weekend.
I was like, I wouldn't have answered.
Yeah.
But she was like, how funny is it that I'm like, Oh, I just wouldn't have answered.
But if I was Bridget, I would have done the same thing.
But she's like, can you call, can you call?
I don't want to call.
And then I called and then I go, there you go.
And she goes, oh, thanks.
Yeah.
Um, and who is, and who is the, um, the appointed Uber eats get out in your
house, who goes to the door?
I have to go to the door and I have to call the fish and chip place to order
because heaven forbid you call up and say two pieces of flake and a minimum
chips like I would fucking kill you.
Like,
I don't listen and we don't judge.
We listen and we don't judge, but we judge a fair bit. The thing about we listen and don't judge is I'm not a good listener and I'm always
judging.
So as much as I...
Oh, well that's a beautiful safe space you created.
Yeah, but like as much as I love the energy of the listen, we don't, I'm just, it's not
natural territory for me because I love to judge.
But I, I think that you're saying that in like a kind of funny way, cause you're not
judgmental. No, but I'm just judging. I'm a I think that you're saying that in like a kind of funny way,
cause you're not judgmental.
No, but I'm just judging.
I'm observing.
But I think that when, if I say, no, no, no, but if I said to you like, Oh, this
thing really stresses me out, you'd go, why?
Like your version of judging is like, Oh, don't worry about that.
Oh good.
So when your version of listen and don't judge is like, Oh, whatever you're
worried about is probably not that important, which is actually good advice.
But then when I say to you, I'm a bit worried about that.
You go, Oh, don't be.
And I go, that hasn't helped.
That actually doesn't help.
Ryan is the opposite of a person.
Yep. Yep. Yep. Ryan is the opposite of a personality.
I, and what did we say? The opposite of a personality hire is asphalt.
We literally said it before. What do we say? The person that keeps the fights running. The accountant, the accountant, the accountant,
Hannah Sandoval Hannah Sandoval.
Sandoval.
Yeah.
Hannah's a good bitch actually.
Um, comments on everything always around.
Good tarpa.
I'm about to turn 30 and I can't spell these words without singing the obvious song.
Can you guess what they are?
Bananas.
Now the second one is probably my third favorite song of all time and probably your top five,
if you're being honest.
And we've definitely played it out loud in the office recently.
And it spells out a word.
I would actually say it's my second favorite pop song of all time.
Well, your favorite is singing in the shower.
Yes, that's number one.
La da dee la da da da, la da da.
What's your second favorite pop song?
Oh my, oh my, oh my, do do do do do do.
And by favorite, I mean, like, obviously still a bit shit,
but like, awesome.
I don't know.
You do know, you're-
Oh, I'm going to be so mad.
All right, think of what's a video clip
we would have watched.
G L A M O R O U S.
Yeah.
Try it first, Claire.
Yeah.
Except it's the version that Jenny sings in the choir in the first episode of Gossip Girl.
It's not the actual version.
It's that version.
I don't know what that means.
I know.
Now the other day I heard a story of a...
Hey, what was the third one?
Didn't you say there was three?
There was two.
Oh, do you know how I spell beautiful every time is like Jim Carrey from Bruce
Almighty, B-E-A-U-tiful.
That's how I always remember how it's spelled.
I don't know how to spell beautiful. There's a couple of I's and U's going on's spelled. I don't know how to spell beautiful.
There's a couple of I's and U's going to, yeah, I don't know.
Well, B-E-A-U-tiful.
It's like, it does what it says on the tin.
Now the other day I heard a story of a 31 year old lady who said, and I quote,
I don't know how to crush a can.
Who? Me! said, and I quote, I don't know how to crush a can. I was like, Oh my God, I thought that too.
I can't crush a can.
Yeah.
Oh, there's all sorts of stuff going on in there.
What's happening?
This is just my holding pattern.
So we're going to do it in real time.
We're going to do it in real time.
So you're going to crush it now.
I'm going to crush it.
Yep.
Or are you just tipping that out? I think I might tip it out. Okay. Yeah. That's going to give you in real time. So you're going to crush it. Now I'm going to crush it. Yep. Or are you just tipping that out?
I think I might slip it out.
Okay.
Yeah.
That's going to give you the burps.
Otherwise, cause it runs, uh, got a whole sprite there.
Ooh, ooh, doesn't look very bubbly.
Does it?
I don't judge you on a Monday morning,
but that doesn't look very bubbly.
That sprite like actually really didn't look very
it's been in the fridge for a while.
Does that matter?
But it's in a can.
Yeah.
That's the point of a can, isn't it?
Yeah.
Um, so.
That's actually not in a can.
It's in a can't.
What's your favorite wine?
A Chianti.
I'll have the Chianti, thanks.
Um, let's go on the floor.
Can you use your phone?
Yes.
So am I just trying to do it?
War dog straight up.
Put it on the ground and just push through.
Okay.
We're witnessing history and you're not going to get it caught
on your foot because that was the fear and what always
happens.
That couldn't have gone wrong.
Tony's hit the side of the can.
It's flown sideways across the room.
How do you even do that?
I told you I couldn't do it.
It flew sideways.
You almost missed the can. It's really a can't now.
Okay, maybe next time.
I'm just a personality.
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I'm just a personality. I'm just a personality. I'm just a personality. I'm just a personality. I'm just a personality. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our
Patreon. Hopefully some of the ones that are going to join the
live stream are Bridget and I today. A massive shout out to
Rachel Hugo-Hosman. Good on you, Rachel. Thanks, Rachel. Easy
more, easy less. Amanda, good on you, Amanda. Helen 322. Shout out
to Helen 321 and 323 as well. Okay. Brissy Blake, good on you Brissy and Katie. Love to see it.
Thanks, Katie. Appreciate it. This week is a big week. Why? What are you up to? It's recommendation
week. It is recommendation week.
Everyone has a job this week.
And take it seriously.
Yeah.
Your first week back at work was last week,
and we know you hate your jobs already.
So get into these fun instances.
Get serious.
It is your job this week to recommend the Tony and Ryan
podcast to two people.
Three.
Three people each.
Between two and three.
Three. I'll send you some here.
Send them a link, send them a text when you see someone at work
go, Hey guys, it's recommendation week, I just
need to recommend you listen to the Tony and Ryan podcast. Yeah,
tell them to come on over. I feel like we're gatekeeping.
We're gatekeeping. I like that. We're all having a good time.
We're all supporting each other. Let's invite other people in. Oh, like, and people maybe that haven't heard of us or
that you've sent a video and they liked it and you go, Oh, maybe you'll like this pod.
Because I think there's still people that are like, Oh, I love their videos and don't know
we're a podcast. Yeah, which is crazy. Yeah, which I'm like, well, when else see those microphones,
when else would we be making those videos? Like, do you know what I mean?
Yeah, I know.
Anyway, though, but yeah, recommend us pass it around.
Yep. And we're going to put something on Instagram and in the Facebook group, some little pictures,
some things you can share, you can screenshot or share.
That's like, oh, beep, get on this podcast.
Yeah. Beep. I don't think that's a real time beeping.
Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Beep. I don't think that's a beep. Just a real time beeping. Oh yeah, okay.
Yeah.
But we could say if you don't listen, you're a shit cunt.
Them's the rules.
Because that's allowed.
And shit cunts are out for 2025.
Yeah.
And how embarrassing.
So don't be one.
What a fucking faux pas.
You silly gooses.
How would you describe your mood and calmness and stress and like anxiety at the moment?
Bro, personality higher. I'm chill.
All right. Imagine this and you as well.
Okay.
Put yourself into this position.
You're in a canyon in Iceland late at night.
Oh my God. I'm scared.
Hiking in extreme conditions with a bunch of people
you only just met because you're on like a hiking expedition.
Okay, well, no, I'm not.
First of all, I would never.
It's late, it's dark,
and there's all sorts of scary predators around.
But I'm with people.
I haven't gotten separated from my group.
Like I've got a team with me, right?
Wow. Oh God. Have you
seen 127 hours or is it 27 dresses? Whichever one they're both separate things. You want to
fucking cut your arm off. Um, but, oh, that's comedy. You like that. Oh good. Yeah. Pause for laughter.
He obviously has to cut his arm off. Spoilers came out 20 years ago.
No, but had to cut his arm off. It's pretty grim, but then that's just a thing that
he's thought or something. I think you need to rewatch that movie.
I don't need to. Yeah.
You know what I mean? Like, it's fine. Yeah. I don't need to. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like it's fine.
Yeah.
I'll live without it.
Yeah.
Okay.
So should you keep explaining that movie or should I explain this one?
Yes.
I lost interest in what I was doing.
All right.
So you noticed that-
Oh, it was that he was alone is why I, and he's in a canyon.
But it's hot.
He's in the desert.
Ooh, but she's cold. He's in the desert.
But she's called me in this imagining.
So, you know, I said, like, should we do this story of that? And we chose the other one and then you just kept telling the other one.
Don't be nasty.
Not just color on you.
Sorry.
No, no, no. I mean Iceland, there's scary predators.
Your group of eight people is suddenly just a group of seven.
No, it's fucking not.
Someone is missing. Police are called. Emergency rescuers are called. The group starts searching for the missing lady who had the red jacket on.
Is it a fucking TV show?
It's a real story that just happened.
What?
One of them is missing.
Currently?
In extreme conditions in a canyon in Iceland.
In night time. Darkness, in night time darkness.
In night time.
What?
Now it turns out that one of the ladies got changed out of her red jacket
and put her black jacket on.
So she comes out of her tent and goes, what's going on? And this other guy
goes, we're gonna search for the lady in the red jacket. Can you help? And this lady, completely
oblivious to the fact that she was just wearing a red jacket. And when she ducked out to get
changes when they did their head count. She goes, I'll help.
This sounds terrible.
Okay.
First of all, why don't anyone know anyone's name?
Well, they've just met and they're on a hike and it's nighttime and
they know there's eight people.
Fuck.
So she joins in the search.
She's searching for herself.
Yeah.
Oh, that sounds actually quite nice.
It's the beginning of Eat Pro Love.
Now here's the newspaper article. Yeah. Oh, that sounds actually quite nice. It's the beginning of Eat Pro Love. Now here's the newspaper article. Yeah. Missing woman mystery solved and what's on missing there
there on the headline? Missing, like it's in quotation marks. Missing woman.
Can you just read the first paragraph, first sentence?
Can you just read the first paragraph, first sentence?
A group of tourists spent hours Saturday night looking for a missing woman near Iceland's Elgecannon only to find her among search parties.
The woman who had changed clothes didn't recognize the description of herself and joined in.
description of herself and joined in the search.
The search was called off at 3am when it became clear the missing woman was in fact accounted for searching for herself.
Is this a bad time to tell you guys that I recently bought a red jacket and went to
ask for it?
Um, wow.
Detective Dunn's going to be out of work if people keep
solving their own crimes.
Yeah.
That's a real brain tickler.
That one.
But-
Could you imagine the moment when they realized?
I just-
Let's just do a recount.
Six, seven, eight.
Oh.
Hang on.
Were you counting yourself the first time, bud?
Yeah, they gaslight the person
who was doing the head count.
That is unreal.
Welcome.
Personality higher.
Oh, personality higher, yeah.
We're not good at counting ourselves.
I already love to see it here from Ander Newton.
Amazing.
Ander said, I was picking up dog poo
on our walk this morning
and the bin truck driver
drove past.
And because they, if you work for
the council, it's probably your job
to have to like pick up crap
and do all sorts of things.
Well, I think there's different
parts of, yeah, that's like,
oh, keeping the thing and, you know,
you do the nature strips
and water the trees and stuff.
The guy driving the bin truck slowed down. And because as we know it's one guy that does all of them. Yep. Just on
different days. Yeah. He wound down his window and said, good on your love, really appreciate it,
just chuck it straight in the back. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. And then it goes, Oh, sometimes this is like
not the right thing, but it's also, I get it. She's like, sometimes you do the right thing and you
don't get the credit for it. Totally. You know what I mean? Yeah. And she's like, I did the right
thing. And then someone drove past and noticed and was like, good on you. Like, thank you. You could
have easily not done that. And one of my colleagues or me or someone would have had to deal with it,
but good on you. Just chuck it straight in the back. Love. Yeah. All good.
That is really sweet. I love that. Dog shit. You love to say,
you love to say dog shit, not being on the street. Yeah.
You do actually love to say that the other day. So my, um,
my sister and her husband and kids and their dog spent Christmas with us.
So they were at our house.
They just had like the start of a joke.
No, it does. Yeah.
So a hundred people walk into Kathy both said.
And they've got like a German shepherd.
Yeah.
And so in the lead up to Christmas, my sister Libby was like, oh, I'll bring
the pup over to like, you know, be in your space.
We make sure that the dogs are all good and whatever.
And it was fine.
And one of the days she like comes in,
we do the dog thing,
she's there for half an hour,
we have a coffee and then she leaves.
She's out the front of my house
and she rings me on the phone and she goes,
hey, Tone, I was like, hey, like you,
is everything all right?
You're locked in the gate.
Like you just left, like you're all right. She's like, oh, like you, is everything all right? You're locked in the gate. Like you just left, like you're right.
She's like, oh, I'm just letting you know that there's a big dog poo on the street
out front. And I was like, oh, okay.
And she goes, I just didn't want you to think that it was our dog and that I just
left it. And I was like, oh, sure.
I go out there later and the dog poo is still there.
I was like, why didn't you just pick it up?
You would pick up some other dog's poo
from a place that's not your house.
So she's run me to be like, it wasn't me,
but I'm not gonna do anything about it.
Or she's like, I'm just calling you to say,
don't step in the dog poo that I've already removed.
Well, but like, also as if you wouldn't just pick it up.
As if you would pick it up.
I think I would. So if you're at my house. If I was at, I wouldn't just pick it up. As if you would pick it up. I think I would.
So if you're at my house.
If I was at, I wouldn't just do it randomly, but if I was like at your house,
like I wouldn't go around and pick up shit.
Well, but it sounds like that's what you're advocating for.
No, no, no, no.
But like.
Libby's got a job.
You've got a job.
You've got a job.
I've got a job.
You have the biggest job of all.
You're keeping these pieces running.
This guy driving the truck around. He's got a job. I've got a job. You have the biggest job of all. This guy, this guy driving the truck around.
He's got a job.
No, totally. Andra, Andra, Andrea, Andra, Andra.
She's got a job.
I'm just sounds like everyone's got a job.
The only person that's actually got a job to do is the owner,
whoever shout out the front of your place.
And I totally agree.
Your sister's got a household to run.
But don't you just think that if you're not planning on picking it up,
just don't ring me and pretend you didn't see it.
She's going to step in it.
And then the next day you come around and you go, oh, yes, I walked in.
I said, did you sit and you said to goes, yeah, I saw her.
I should have told you. Oh, oh, yeah, I saw that.
And I go,
do you know what I mean?
I know what you mean, but I, there's no way.
I think it's a specifically like a sibling situation
that you would do it.
I'm not sure you would like, I get what you mean.
Yeah.
But I don't think I would do it for like a friend.
I get that.
I would do it for my sister.
We've missed the whole issue here though.
Yeah.
Is that clearly your sister's dog shout out the front and she's do it for my sister. We've missed the whole issue here though. Yeah. Is that clearly your sister's dog
shat out the front and she blamed it on someone else.
Well then she definitely should have
fucking picked it out.
Oh, some random dog shat out the front
and it's real soft and warm and like.
It looks like we just missed the culprit.
Yeah, crazy.
What do you love to see, Tonya Lodge?
Besides dog shit out the front of your ass.
From Zachary Sanchez.
Yeah.
And before we get to it, everyone's okay.
Like it's all good, like we're fine.
So Zachary says, I'm a hot California girl.
He's here, right?
And I have a job as a security guard for a school.
We had a tsunami warning
and we had to evacuate to higher ground.
We're safe, but it was just a precaution.
But they got all the alarms and the ringing,
and they're like, all right, we'll get all the kids safe.
One of the kids said, oh, I knew
that tsunami wasn't going to get in.
And Zach was like, oh, how did you,
how did you know?
Like, oh, what do you know?
It's that primary school.
And the kid goes, Zach would never
buzz it past the gate.
Like, oh, what a hard ass security
guard, keeping us all safe, doing a
great job. He never let a tsunami into this school.
So the tsunami comes up to the gate
and Zach would be like, not in those shoes, mate.
But knocks on the door and Zach goes, no, no.
There's kids in here.
But Zach said it was such a love to see it
from a crazy day of like a lot of stress.
And then all the kids are like,
oh, well, Zach would never let that happen to us.
Isn't that so sweet?
Can we hire Zach?
Maybe, maybe Zach's interested.
But Zach's a hot California girl.
Yeah, they don't like to move to Reservoir.
Yeah, we don't.
As a hot California girl for six days last year.
Should we move to Zach?
We could all be hot California girls.
But anyway, I just you love to see that.
I thought that was so sweet.
I do love that. Yeah.
I think people are going to love to see that. I thought that was so sweet. I do love that. Yeah. I think people are going to love to see
what's on tomorrow's show.
Yeah.
I will just say what it rhymes with
and then we'll chat tomorrow.
Cause I don't want to give anything away.
So do the rhyme, cause I don't want to give anything away.
It rhymes with in the sledge room.
And that's all we'll say.
And when Torb's is around, it's a full sled.
Love you, bye.
See you tomorrow.
See you in the sled room.
Sorry.
Personality hire.
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