Toni and Ryan - Ryan fisting at work
Episode Date: May 10, 2022Normal or Nah, and my tech problems!!! Love ya!! Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @r...yan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Hello?
Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel!
We're begging of you, please approve this podcast.
I absolutely do.
Yay!
Even though I did the bad song, yay!
Sorry, what was that?
My sister's name is Jolene.
Oh my God.
Jolene.
Jolene.
Are your parents evil?
Jolene and Joel?
No, we're all J names, though.
Oh.
Really?
Who else he got there?
My mother is Joanne.
My father is John.
And then my siblings are Josh, Jolene, Justin, and Jillian.
Oh, my God.
And three of us were born in September,
so my parents really like the J name and really like to get it on.
I was going to say New Year's Eve at the fucking J house.
I'll look out.
Sure.
My name is Joelle.
I'm from Conchahokan, Pennsylvania, and I approve this podcast.
Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast.
Welcome.
I've got some issues with this new guy at work that I'm trying to fist.
And I'll explain that in normal or nah.
What?
And then what are you, what do you got coming up, Tony?
Oh, I fucked up a tech thing.
Classic me.
Because you're not bad.
I know your partner Torbs is the tech guy of all of us, but you're not bad with tech.
I'm not bad, but as you know, I go from zero to 100 really quickly.
You get easily flapped.
And this week I went to 500 and maybe didn't need to.
That's surprising.
Shocker.
Shocker.
One of my favourite things about you is the zero to 100
and then that moment of clarity where you go, oh, I have overreacted. I just, my brain, I think what it is, is that my brain.
Stops working mid-storm.
Is like half of it's here and half of it's here
and this part fucking zooms forward
and then when this part catches up,
it goes, you didn't need to zoom forward, we're all good.
Right.
And then when this part catches up.
It just calms everyone down.
It calms the other side down.
Okay.
Yeah, like putting a turtle on its back and it's just like calm.
Okay.
Okay, well, we'll get to that soon.
And then I guess we'll all decide whether you needed to get real fucked off
or if maybe it was all right.
Yeah.
I think that. It sounds like we already know the answer.
Yeah, it's like I've given a spoiler.
All right, that's coming up soon.
But first, normal or nah for a Wednesday?
Normal or nah?
Shaking hands again.
You know how during the pandemic we kind of went off shaking hands?
I know Tony Lodge is on the record as being anti-high five.
I'm not a high fiver.
I am a handshaker, though.
I like a handshake.
Do you know why?
So normal for me.
Normal, you're back.
No one ever expects a woman to handshake.
Really?
Yeah, and so whenever I meet somebody in like a work capacity,
especially an older gentleman, they'll normally shake hands with you
and then kiss me on the cheek or do a hug or something.
And that's a bit.
But I always put my hand out.
I like a handshake.
You give them a firm handshake?
Yep.
Come over here and give me a.
Nice to meet you, mate.
Oh.
Cheers.
Firm grip there too, chef.
You've got to.
I like that.
Thank you.
Yours was nice too.
There's a bit of a stamp of like I'm here to be taken seriously.
Yes.
I respect you but I'm also saying you need to respect me.
Yep.
I like that.
So I find it and it's not like a power move.
It's just like, oh, you actually don't need to kiss me on the cheek
just because I've got long hair.
Yeah.
Yeah, fair enough.
I've always found that weird.
Yeah, and I find it a lot like when you and I meet people
and because everybody that we meet is lovely and everyone
that we have to meet like for work, not that we've got a business,
but anybody that we would ever have to meet for work is like,
oh, Tony and Ryan, like they're a package.
Yeah.
And so they're always lovely but, yeah,
I often find that sometimes I'm a bit like, oh,
I don't know if that was really,
especially if I've never talked to them before.
Yeah.
So that's where I've actually really enjoyed the elbow.
You're a big fan of the elbow.
The bump.
The bump.
I think there's something disarming.
It's a bit cute and a bit fun.
It is fun.
So when you just meet someone, it's like, oh, a bit of an elbow.
Oh, we're all doing this.
And it takes, like you said, maybe in a business setting,
a bit of that stigma and waft of wankiness out of the air.
I like that.
It really, like, takes you back.
And I also like a fist.
A fist bump.
Yeah, I like a fist.
So there's this new guy at work.
Hey, bro.
Oh, it's just not for me.
Is it a bit bro-y?
It is a bit bro-y.
But the elbow's not bro-y, is it?
I think that you said it perfectly when you said it's a bit disarming.
Yeah, okay.
It's just a bit like, oh, break the ice.
Hey, mate, how are you going?
Like, oh, are we doing this yet?
Yeah.
Yeah, I like that.
So there's a new guy at work called Ben.
Who's that?
He actually moved from the Brie and Clint.
Not Brie and Clint.
Is it Brie and Clint?
Does Ben work here?
He just started.
We're friends.
Really?
Does he actually work here?
He started during the week.
Where is he?
He's not here.
Well, he's not here now.
Did he move to Melbourne?
He's working on Jason Lauren.
I'll have to message him.
Yeah.
So he's moved from New Zealand to Australia.
Ben McDowell.
Yeah.
That's the guy I'm trying to fist.
Oh, we're friends.
Like we follow each other on Instagram and stuff.
Does that mean you're friends though?
We've messaged before.
Oh, so you must be friends.
Not in a sexy way or anything.
It sounds like it.
He is your type though.
He is.
It's the moustache.
It is.
I was about to say that.
You love a moustache.
Yeah, I do.
You like it?
I'd sit there.
Yeah, okay.
Okay, so you're trying to ride this bloke.
I'm trying to fist him.
And George Wendell, where's he?
So when I met him.
He's a really nice guy.
I'm not trying to objectify him.
I actually know him.
You know him.
I mean, you've messaged each other on Instagram.
Do you know each other or not?
Yeah.
He loves to go hiking.
He's got a girlfriend.
What a boring guy.
So I'm trying to fist the guy during the week, right?
How many?
Oh, my God.
How many times did you try?
Because we've been introduced.
Oh, no.
I think we've crossed paths and I was, you know, a new guy in the work.
G'day, mate.
I'm Ryan.
How you doing?
And he kind of, when I put a fist out, he kind of just stared at my fist.
He's a foreigner.
Maybe it's a language breakdown.
A language breakdown. Yeah it's a language breakdown. A cultural difference, a language breakdown.
A body language breakdown.
So then I threw an elbow out because I was like this will dis-
You did both in one interaction.
And he just stared at my elbow and he said,
are we still doing that?
He's the new guy.
I think someone should remind him of that.
He's on your turf.
And he said, are we still doing that?
And by my turf, do you mean Australia?
Or do you mean my workplace?
I meant the office.
And I was like, oh.
Well, I mean, I guess we're probably, I mean, there's no law,
but we probably are at a time where we can start shaking hands again.
But I just like to fist and elbow.
That's who I am.
So you know what happened then?
You hit him in the face.
We got our cocks out there.
And he goes, I'm straight.
I was like, me too.
So then we shook hands.
So you, let me just get this straight.
And I didn't like it.
And set the scene.
You've gone, hey, bro, done the fist.
He looked at you.
Then you went, oh, what about this?
Did the elbow.
And then he went, I'm not doing that.
And you went, all right, well, I'm Ryan, and put out a hand.
Yeah.
What a horrible interaction.
I was trying to be welcoming to the new guy.
And because he's just moved overseas.
For a job.
A huge move.
What a horrible start to a new job.
For him or for me?
For both of you.
That is horrible.
I would cry about that interaction.
I did.
He probably thinks you're an asshole.
Do you reckon he thinks you're a jerk?
I think that's what he thinks.
Because you've gone, oh, but actually it's kind of jerky from him.
If someone's putting out you literally the olive branch of the fist,
he should have just done it.
Thank you.
That's socially polite to just go, oh, yeah, bro, all good.
You can't leave someone hanging on a fist.
Thank you.
This is what I needed.
I was asking a normal or not, but what I was really saying is
can someone please validate me and my feelings?
Because me and my fist felt very unvalidated during the week.
And I'm glad you're on my side.
Let's move on.
Mindy.
Hi, Mindy.
Normal or nah, if you're wearing a jacket or a cardigan, do you remove it to go to the bathroom?
I'm going to say normal.
Tony looks flapped and shocked.
What do you do?
I just leave it on.
But I hate my body.
You've got a big jacket on?
Yeah.
Okay, here are the concerns.
If I'm wearing a jacket and I'm sitting,
is the back of the jacket like getting close to the...
If I was at work and my coat was like on the back of my chair
or something, I'm not going to put it back on to walk to the bathroom.
But if I'm...
If you're wearing it, would you take it off and put it on the back
of the chair to go to the bathroom?
No.
Okay, so Heaven, who messaged through, and that is her real name,
not her stripper name because we've been chatting on Patreon.
Oh, beautiful.
She said, normal.
I want complete range of motion to make sure I'm cleaning everything
thoroughly because if you've got a tight jacket,
you might not be able to reach and get into your take care
of your business at the end.
And also, how are y'all who are wearing your jackets not getting
your sleeves wet when you're washing your hands?
Oh, but, I mean, you do a little push when you're,
or you know when you kind of go like this?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
I can't explain that motion.
No, you're going to have to.
You know when you kind of, like, throw your arms,
like straighten your arms up and your sleeves come up a bit?
Automatically, yeah.
I kind of do that.
Like when you're standing in front of the mirror and you kind of go like.
Yeah.
And then it's like, okay.
Okay, so you're saying nah. I'm saying're standing in front of the mirror and you kind of go like. Yeah. And then it's like, okay.
Okay.
So you're saying nah.
I'm saying nah.
A lot of people are saying nah.
I just don't think I've, the queen of overthinking.
I've never even thought that.
I don't think I've ever thought about that. I think because if I was wearing a long cardigan,
I'd kind of like flip it up over my back and then take my pants off.
But what if it fell down at the back when you were doing your beers?
But when you're sitting down, it can't fall back down because it's like up.
Like it can't fall into the toilet.
Or is that just because I've got a big bum?
Does that happen to other people?
Skinny bitches, let us know.
I've got thick thighs.
Is that my saving grace?
Jared McQuaig chimes in.
I only do it if I'm wearing my onesie cardigan.
Onesie cardigan?
Well, he's got a cardigan that's a onesie apparently.
Mike Perry said, my wife used to have a onesie.
What an utterly stupid idea.
Why would you wear something that when you have to,
why would you wear something that you have to get your tits out to pee in?
It is really difficult when you commit to a play suit or a onesie.
You've worn a play suit out and about before, haven't you?
I have.
And at the beginning of the day, it's not so bad.
But if you're going out for a few drinky poos,
it gets harder and harder every time you go to the bathroom.
Because when you're in the bathroom, You're trying to fucking undo your stuff.
And then you're in the toilet with your girlfriends,
if that's what you're into, and you're sitting there,
like, holding your boobs, and you're sitting there
in a public toilet, drunk and vulnerable.
And your place is on the back of the toilet door.
When you just walk out to wash your hands,
they go, um, did you need to put your top on?
You're like, oh, what do you mean?
You're standing naked washing your hands.
Oh, sorry, I took it off to go to the bathroom.
Totally forgot.
Totally forgot about it.
All right, final normal or nah is from Hannah Frangipani.
Normal or nah, being an adult and still using bunny ears
to tie your shoes.
Hannah says, I'm 23 years old and still do it
because I don't know any other way and my boyfriend teases me mirthlessly.
Please tell me I'm not alone.
I don't know what that is.
The bunny ears.
How do you tie your shoes up?
Do you loop, swoop and fall or do your bunny ears?
I don't know what that is.
Do you tie your shoes up?
Do you know how to tie your shoes up?
Yeah.
Oh, this one's undone, but yeah, I do.
Well, tie it up.
Let me watch.
Okay, hang on.
Come over here.
I'll commentate.
I think we're about to find out that Tony Lodge is a bunny ears girl.
Okay, so she's getting the...
Jeez, you've got yourself into a real mess there, haven't you?
Yeah, I have.
Okay, so she's got the...
No, it's a loop, swoop and pull.
You're a loop, swoop and pull. You're a loop, swoop and pull.
But what does that mean?
It means you're not bunny ears and it means you're not a child
because childs create two big bunny ears and then loop them together.
I don't even know what loop, swoop, pull is.
Well, it's what you do.
It's what you call tying up your shoes.
So there's a real child's way of doing it
and that's what Hannah at age 23 is still doing.
What do you do?
I'm a loop, sweep and pull.
I'm the same as you.
Like the same as me?
Yeah.
Again, the queen of overthinking.
I've never thought about it.
Well, you haven't needed to because you're a fucking adult.
Yeah, apparently from when I was a child and my mum taught me how to do it.
Don't teach them the child way for them to have to learn another way
when they're older.
Just teach them how to do it first up.
Learn it right first.
That's what I always say.
Measure twice, cut once.
Oh, fucking hell.
So Hayley Noodle says, I'm 21 and my boyfriend also gives me shit
because I also use bunny ears still when I'm 21 years old.
Now this is a graphic comment.
Is it a bit the same? Oh, I've got a question. Is it a bit the same?
Oh, I've got a question.
Is it a bit the same?
Every time I tighten something up or loosen something up,
I always say like lefty, loosey, righty, tighty,
like to remember which way to go.
Is that kind of like you'll do it the child's way
and it's just like an easy way to remember?
Well, my friend who's now 35 knows her lefts and rights
because she puts her pointer finger and her thumb out
and one of them creates an L and she goes, oh, that's left over there.
Do you know what would be easier?
That's my right hand.
So her name's Holly, by the way, and I'll rule out her for this.
That's how she still remembers her left and right.
So we were driving to the airport one day and I was like, hey, mate,
can you just turn left up here?
And she goes, yep, looks at both hands to figure out which one's left
and then turns left.
So then we get a little bit further down the track and I was like,
yep, it's a right over here and she just turns to the right.
And I go, oh, how come you didn't need to do the lefty right thing?
And she goes, oh, I know right, I'm just not great with my lefts.
Now, I would have assumed that if you know one, you know both.
You know the other, yeah.
It's like saying, no, I'm great with my awake,
I'm not great with my sleep.
If you're aware of one of them, you know that the other one's out.
Yep.
Wow.
Lauren Quinn.
Hi, Lauren Quinn.
I'm 22 and I actually can't tie up my shoelaces.
My friends laugh at me, they tease me, and lots of them have tried
to teach me, but they just can't teach me how to tie my own shoes.
Now, I thought, says Lauren, maybe it's just something I'm not capable,
like plyometrically or biologically or whatever the word is.
Don't have the fine motor skills to do it.
To actually do it.
Because, Lauren says, I'm left-handed.
Maybe shoes are designed for right-handed people.
I'm not going to cop that one, actually.
Well, I never did her friends.
One of her friends said, oh, well, I'm left-handed.
Let me show you how I do it.
Maybe us lefties can stick together here.
Beautiful.
Lauren then says, it turns out it's not because I'm not capable,
it's just because I'm a fucking idiot
I finally agreed
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Did you just say McClintock?
I did, and that is not a joke.
Is that?
I don't know if it's a joke or not.
Interesting.
So that was a joke on the Jason PJ show.
Is that what you were referring to?
Jane McClintock.
Yeah.
Is that a relative?
I doubt it because her last name is actually McKinlay
and Jace just couldn't remember her name and so kept saying McClintock.
So if you've been around as an OG, that might be funny.
And Jo actually might be making a joke about that.
I saw her and thought, I'm not going to address that,
and you have and that's fine.
Okay, there we are.
Here we are.
So we were saying before that I do tend to go from zero
to 100 pretty quickly.
Would it be fair to say that in everyone's life, they'd know someone that is a zero to 100?
Is there someone in your life who, if a slight mild inconvenience occurs, they're fucking off?
You're allowed to claim me if you want. Because I'd like to introduce you to Tony Felicia Lodge.
I think I said it last week that I attract minor inconveniences. Like nothing that bad happens to me, but little things happen
and I just get stressed when my plan like doesn't go to plan.
And I just, I like to plan my week out.
I know what's going on.
I like everything to be just so.
No surprises, no curveballs.
I'm planned, I'm organized. I know
what's going to happen and I know how I can get about my day. I think people understand. I think
that's fine. And I just, yeah, I just like to know where I'm at. And the other day I went to open my
phone and you know how on the iPhone it has like facial recognition. I went to do that and you know
how the like lock goes swirly when it's like
recognising your face and it like unlocks and then you can use your phone.
Yeah.
It just stayed, I was opening it, it just stayed locked.
Oh.
And I was like, oh, that's really weird.
And then like locked my phone again, like put the screen.
Was it claiming that you were fake, Toni?
Well, it was just like not even recognising my face.
When I shaved my beard, my face ID was.
That's so funny.
Was getting a bit, um.
Are you sure that this is Ryan John Dunn?
You look like an uglier, more chinny version of the guy I'm used to.
And it just wouldn't work.
And so I locked my phone again and then, like, woke the screen up
and it just still had the lock symbol on it.
And I'm fucking like, oh, what the fuck?
This is so weird.
And then I put in my passcode, I lock it again just because I was like,
maybe it's just freaking out.
I locked it again and then it still said locked.
When they ask do you put the code in,
it really feels like they really don't trust you.
Yeah.
Oh, excuse me, mate. Can you actually, can you put the code in? Actually, we're just going to need this from you, babe. Yeah, it really feels like they really don't trust you. Yeah. Oh, excuse me, Matt.
Can you actually, can you put the code in?
Actually, we're just going to need this from you, babe.
Yeah, it's going to need some more information
because I'm not actually buying what you're putting out at the moment.
Exactly.
And I was like, what the fuck?
Don't you know who I am?
So I turned my phone off because whenever my phone starts acting up,
Torbs always says to me, my partner,
he is the tech support for the four of us.
And what did tech support always say?
Turn it off, turn it back on.
Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on?
So when you bought a new computer, you called Torbs,
you're like, so how do I do this and what do I do with this?
Bridget has done the same when your Wi-Fi wasn't working,
called Torbs, what's the go?
He sorts everything out.
So did he have an idea of what might be happening?
So he goes, turn it off and turn it back on.
I'm sure it just like is having a little bit of a moment.
It just needs to be turned off.
Anyway, I turn it off, turn it back on, I'm sure it just like is having a little bit of a moment. It just needs to be turned off. Great.
Anyway, I turn it off, turn it back on, still not fucking working.
And I'm like the camera is broken in my phone.
You can't see me.
The front-facing camera isn't working.
Yeah.
I go online, like on my MacBook, and I made an appointment at the Genius Bar.
I was like I'm going to have to get my fucking phone replaced.
Holy fuck.
It's really expensive too, isn't it?
I start fucking spiralling out of control about how I can't be
without a phone even though it still works.
You can just type the code in.
I just have to type the code in.
Okay.
But that is just flapping me.
But I love that already there's some reflection.
Thank you.
Maybe I could just use the code.
Yep.
And I'm just like I was just getting really fucked off
and I was like it's not fucking working.
I've made an appointment with the Genius Bar
and that's three fucking days away and it's in fucking Chadston.
I was about to say going to the Genius Bar can be an ordeal in itself.
But Chadston on top of that, do they want me to fucking pass away?
Like come on.
You're very anti-Samsung, but you would rather go Samsung
than go to Chadston on any day of the week.
I thought about going to Coles and buying a fucking Nokia burner.
Like, this is where I'm at.
Hiring some pigeons to send messages.
Anyway, so I made this appointment with the Genius Bar,
and I'm like, fuck, that's in three days.
My phone's not going to work for three fucking days.
Anyway, I go through through and i'm like oh
do you know what i should try recalibrate see if i can recalibrate my face id i thought start again
like start again yeah and i open it up and it goes like nothing recognized not working
um and i was like it's fucking broken, like something is wrong. And then it said, you might need to wipe your camera.
Oh, my God.
And I wiped.
I wrapped my phone on my jeans.
Yep, classic.
And it was fixed.
You and I had been on the phone for about an hour.
Had we?
And my cheek obviously had just like
sweated onto my phone.
All your makeup and mixture of
life and just... Yeah, or like
my skincare or something
had rubbed off. And covered
the camera.
And covered.
And so it was all like slimy
on there.
And that had stopped
my phone from there.
I wish for nothing more than if you could have gone
to the Genius Bar and them to go, excuse me,
there's something over it.
And you go, what, like a sticker or something?
No, your own filth from your own face.
Your own skin.
So just a quick wipe?
Literally, I picked my phone up, wiped it on my pants.
Is that not the first thing you thought of doing?
No.
Why not?
Fucking because I just said it wasn't.
It was such a, I was in such a flap and it just wasn't fucking working
and I didn't even think to open the camera and see what was going on.
I was going to say, when you looked at yourself.
Just did nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
So I went from zero to 100, booked a fucking appointment at at the genius bar did everything that i shouldn't have done should
have just cleaned up first have you let the genius bar know that you won't be oh yeah so then i
cancelled the appointment anyway but fucking hell and i was just so embarrassed but i was like
at least it's not i don't have to go yeah i mean but fucking what an ordeal do you feel silly and
embarrassed yeah because i had gotten so worked up about how annoyed I was
that my phone wasn't working.
Do you want me to just give you a little something
so we can feel like fuckheads together?
Oh, always.
So I've got a wireless keyboard.
Yeah.
Right, and every few months it slows down, stops working,
so like new battery.
Yeah.
Whatever.
Yeah.
It happened the other day just as I was about to sit in and do some
of our videos and stuff.
You know when you're like you're rubbing your hands together like I've got
work to do, I'm settling in.
Switched on, I'm in a good mood to do it.
Ready to go.
Sit down, I'm like you are kidding me.
Oh, fuck that.
So I walk down.
So you know that dodgy little.
Oh, the convenience store near you.
Yeah, down the corner.
So me and BJ went down there, got some batteries.
They only had one kind.
Got back, put it in.
Actually, we couldn't put it in because it was the wrong size.
Oh, shit.
It was the wrong size.
So I'm like, oh, they didn't have any other sizes.
So I had to go to this other store.
Came back.
So it was like a bit of an ordeal and, you know,
you've been to two different stores.
Why didn't you check the batteries first?
Check what size you needed.
Anyway, yep, keep going.
I just assumed it was.
Sorry, this is a safe space. All good.
Yep.
Is it a safe space?
Because I feel a little bit... No, sorry.
So I get back finally.
From that fucking second place.
Find some batteries that fit.
Still not working.
Throw it in the bin.
So then Bridget goes,
maybe it's not the batteries,
maybe the little USB receiver is not plugged in.
And she was right.
So I just plugged that in and it started working again.
After you'd gone to two places.
Yeah.
Hour and a half, fucking around.
And then when I can't find out the solution instantly, I crumble.
Oh, mate, I'm on my way to the genius bar.
Well, I don't get angry.
I'm just like, well, I don't know.
I don't know.
So welcome to 2022.
A couple of technologically geniuses just helping you out about your day.
Mate, honestly, you don't like to see it.
But something I do love to see, ooh, segue,
I got a message from a girl called Katie on Instagram.
She's currently using the dating app Plenty of Fish.
Oh, that's one of the originals.
Is it?
I think so.
I hadn't heard of it when she said that she was using that.
Anyway, she said that she's kind of been chatting to a few dudes
and they kept calling her hun and dal.
Like, hey, hun, how you going?
Oh, hi, dal.
What are you up to?
And she was like, I really don't like this,
so I'm going to set a boundary.
Yeah.
So she put on her profile, please don't call me hun or dal.
Great.
We cannot accuse men of not taking note
because they stopped calling her hun and dal.
Really?
But they got creative instead.
No, that's not the point.
No, it really isn't.
The point was to call her by her name.
Yes, call her Katie.
Hi, Katie, how are you?
She ended up adding every pet name that a man called her
and added it to her profile.
And by the end it said, please don't call me hun, darl,
sweetie, ma, sweetie,
ma'am, honey bun and sugar tits.
Sugar tits.
To be fair, surely sugar tits is a lol.
You would fucking hope so.
But can you imagine this guy going through, okay, hun, no, doll, no,
all right, honey bear.
Like how are you keeping coming up with more things?
I just love that she called them out.
I just thought that was so fucking funny.
Good on you, Sugar Tits.
Keep up the good work, sweetheart.
Keep going, doll.
Here's a clever trick that anyone can use that I really love to see,
and I'm going to be copying this trick.
Ooh.
This guy shared this story.
He was embarrassed, but he respected it.
Oh. My wife and I were sitting on the couch watching the TV.
Yeah.
And my phone beeped, so it looks like I got a text message,
and my phone was sitting on the kitchen bench.
Have you seen this?
No.
So he goes to the kitchen bench, checks the message,
and it's from his wife that he was just sitting on the couch
with watching TV.
And it says, hey, mate, while you're up and in the kitchen,
I'll get some chips on your way back.
Thanks.
That is so smart.
Get around her.
She's noticed that, oh, he's left his phone in the kitchen.
I'll figure this one out.
That's so, oh, by the way, I'd love a cup of tea.
Oh, fuck, that's good.
So my friends and I had this running gag when we were younger.
It was like, while you're up, like, you know, while you're up,
get a beer, while you're up.
And so when anyone said, oh, while you're up, everyone just hits the deck
immediately. So you're all standing
around in the kitchen having a few beers. Oh, while you're
up, five blokes just laying
on the floor. Because the last one standing has to do it.
You said while you're up,
but I'm clearly down. I'm down.
Oh, fuck, that's good. I'm going to have
to do that with Torbs. Yeah, but it's getting their phone on the bench in the first place. That good. I'm going to have to do that with Torps.
Yeah, but it's getting their phone on the bench in the first place.
That's what I was going to say.
It's always on the couch.
You've got to be observant.
All right, keep that in mind.
Thanks for listening to us today.
We really appreciate it.
We'll chat to you tomorrow.
Tomorrow.
Love you, bye.