Toni and Ryan - Scandal from Scotland

Episode Date: January 6, 2025

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Hello. We are calling Jared in June to laugh. And that sounds like a joke because of the alliteration joke. Oh, triple J, triple J, triple, triple, triple J. June Delo was my favorite shopping center in Perth. I don't think I've ever been there. Oh, you've missed out dude. Hello?

Jared! Hello. Hi Jared. What are you doing? It's early for you at the moment, mate. Yeah, I was just in line getting a coffee. Oh, sorry to interrupt. Oh, up and about.

Oh, no, that's okay. Tony, Jared has an amazing coincidence chat. What kind of amazing are we talking? And not a good one. Please continue, Jared. Alright, Jane. No, no, no. Lay it on me, Jared. I was in the office last week and I was listening to a podcast and the radio was playing at the same time. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I think. Yeah. You'll pay that. I think that's good. Like all of the songs they could have played on the radio, like four.

Yeah. Yeah, I think it's pretty crazy. Yeah. No, that's good, Jared. I'll pay that. I'll pay that. It's not such a fucking soft cock. Well, I'll pay that. I like that. Right. Right. Yeah.

Jared, from two people who are lovers of Western Australia to a Western Australian. And also the song Hey Ya by Outkast. Will you approve this podcast? Yes I do. Hey it's Jarrod from Perth and I approve this podcast. Sorry to start the episode with legal chat. No, I love it. Absolutely love it. We have been sent a cease and desist by police Scotland.

Scotland yard. Yeah. No, that's in London. Surprisingly not Scotland. It should be. How come? Yeah. Add it to Friday Google.

Don't have a name for it yet. Thanks Sophie. Sorry for pointing and clicking you. It's based on- Like James Corden in a restaurant. Ooh, edgy. Edgy comedy from me. Edgy comedy.

Do you remember when you and me went to Balthazar and we said, I hope James Corden doesn't throw a phone at us? And then you said that was Russell Crowe. Yeah. But I mean, you sometimes, you get them mixed up, don't you? Yeah. They all have their moments. Garth Rich and famous. Isn't it? Oh, and who was there? Um, Kathy Bates, Kathy Bates is there. No, wasn't she looking great as well. Kathy greats. I call her.

I love you. Love you too. Yeah. Okay. Almost as much as Kathy Greats. I love Kathy Bates and it's actually just so nice of her to let me live in her Airbnb. It is nice. If you've never listened to the show, I'm really sorry. That won't make any sense to anyone. But I live in Kathy Bates' Airbnb. I think it's pretty straightforward. Scotland Yard.

No, not Scotland Yard. Not London yard. Sorry. Tony, we've been sent a cease and desist by Scotland police and I feel like you're not taking it seriously. Sorry. Oh, stop being funny. Oh, guilty.

I've got the sillies. No, I like it. I'm happy to be back. I've got the sillies. Yeah. Last year we heard a confession that was sent to this podcast that was so outrageous that Tony kinked her neck when she heard it. Do you remember that confession?

No, I don't think I do. It was from Scotland. Not Scotland Yard. Not Linyard, I believe. It involved a police officer. A police officer. Which is why the correspondence is here. A police officer in Scotland? Shall I play the video? Yeah.

I'm a Scottish policewoman and I've been stuck with the most embarrassing nickname for nine years after a workplace incident. We raided a brothel. When I asked one woman the question we have to ask anyone, you know, is there anything that might hurt me in your pocket? You know how they kind of ask that question. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She was a bit sheepish, which should have been a clue.

And she said, well, no, but it might bite. I asked her to bend over, spread her legs and cough, and bang, a dead rodent flew across the cell. And at speed, I didn't even know it was possible. Sorry, have you just kinked your neck? Yeah. The lady yelled out, oh, nibbles, no. Turned out nibbles was the name of the gerbil

that a client liked to include in the service. So- I do not remember. I've obviously blocked that out of my memory. It was because of the kinking of the neck. Stopped airflow to my brain. So, nibbles. That was...

Thanks, Sophie. All right, Mikey. Memory not detected. Is oxygen reaching your brain now? No, it's not. Or may be getting in too much? I think that's a thing. It is like when you're at the top of a mountain.

No, that's not. Unrelatable content. You know when you're like hiked up a mountain? No. No. Yes. You know when you get halfway up from the car park? Yeah.

So Nibbles was the name of a gerbil that was used in the service. Yes. And then that police officer was called officer nibbles for the next nine years. You know how sometimes- Do it in the accent. Oh, I can't speak Scottish. No you can't. I don't do accents.

I love it when you do accent't. I don't do accents. I love it when you do accent work. Oh, it's so fast. I love it when you- Hey, what's Scottish? That's like, uh- Wee lassie! Yeah.

I'm so excited. This is my Christmas. 2025 Christmas. Wee lassie! Office of nibbles! Oh, no. Christmas. We love it. Officer nibbles. You know how sometimes an old video, the algorithm just clicks and it just goes off again.

Yeah. So officer nibbles has that video has done 3 million views over like the breaks. That is insane. Which, and it's like. Oh no, not good news. Okay. This is the very official police letterhead and everything.

May I? Or are you reading this to me? Do you want to read it or do you want me to read it? You read it. Actually, I'll get you to read. I'll get you to read the first two paragraphs. Okay. This is from the Police of Scotland for immediate release statement regarding use of nicknames

for Police Scotland personnel. Police Scotland wishes to address the ongoing use of the nickname Police and Nibbles in reference to one of our officers. While we appreciate the public's interest in and support for our dedicated team, it's important to emphasize that this name is not accurate nor appropriate when describing serving members of Police Scotland. Is this real? What? We kindly request that all individuals, including representatives of Scottish newspapers, news websites, broadcasters and certain foreign podcasts refrain from using this nickname in any public or private communications.

Such terminology undermines the professionalism and integrity of our organization and its personnel. Is this real? If only we knew what Desist meant. We'll get to it. Let me read this. Is this real? It's just it's done two point five million views just on YouTube shorts over the last month. So hang on.

No, keep reading from furthermore. Furthermore, we wish to clarify that the individual in question has recently been promoted, reflecting their unwavering professionalism, exemplary work ethic and the respect they have earned from their colleagues and the communities they serve. This tarpa, by the way, has been doing a really good job. Oh. Gone.

They should now be referred to by their proper title, Sergeant Nibbles. Congratulations Sergeant. Chad G.Mete obviously. Very good gear. Very good gear. Very good. I got a DM from Nibs and she said, I've been promoted and I'm now Sergeant. And so she said it to everyone at the department. You can no longer call me Officer Nibbles. My new title is Sergeant Nibbles.

And I think, and it's true about the video and stuff. It's like, it's blown up. That is so, this is very funny. This is very funny. I'm very proud of this. Why are you saying that chat GPT wrote it? Well, because you wouldn't know how to use or spell the word exemplary. I'm so sorry, but it's pretty fair.

I hate to at you in these trying times, but. Can I share with you a chat GPT prompt? Yes. I would love to hear it. Um, you made it look really good. Even the font you use. Did you know that using Helvetica would throw me off? Yeah.

Yeah. Yep. Um, can you rewrite the below as a professional Veddicka would throw me off. Yeah. Yep. Can you rewrite the below as a professional communication piece from the police Scotland? I feel like the government department would sound more formal than what I've written. That is. And she's not stealing our jobs. Ryan John is absolutely beautiful work. Hey, it's Jared and you're listening to Tony Ryan.

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Serena sell Jessica, Astra K and Nicky Duke. Absolutely love to say it. The big Duke. Big Duke-o. And just to remind our 2025 is the year of winning. Yes. So if you want to tag Tony and I in any post that says you need to tag two friends to win

and you don't want to annoy your actual friends. Actually we know, we're your actual friends. We're friends. Yeah, that's not, that's not. Cause um, fellow tarpets. Fellow tarpets. We're all friends. Just tag us and win and this year as a collective, we're going to win a thousand things. We're saying it,, that's not, that's not. Cause um, fellow tarpers. Fellow tarpers. We're all friends. Just tag us and win.

And this year as a collective, we're going to win a thousand things. We're saying it. We're going in half. We're going for a thousand. When you win something, tell us about it on our website, upload a photo.

We'll have a big montage thing at the end of the year to be sick. It's the year of winning. Get a fucking round. I'm actually really excited cause nothing gets you pumped up like seeing someone else like just fucking kill it.

2020 Thrive, as we have dubbed it. Do we, you and up like seeing someone else. Like just fucking kill it. 20, 20 thrive as we have dubbed it. Do we, you and I, Tony, do we have to win some stuff? We need to win some stuff. Even if it's just like one age, just to get us a part of it. Oh yeah. Okay. But like who are we to say, Oh, we're all going to win a thousand and then us to not win anything.

I am. I'll be honest with you right now. I'm not good at winning stuff. No, but if it's like tag two friends to be in the drawer or something like, I've yeah, because it hasn't been 20, 25 until now. That is actually the year of winning. I know you've been losing for the last 30 years, but this is the year of winning. So that was actually wrong with me. 31. I'm a loser.

I'm a loser. Oh no, no. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. The next slide. Yeah, okay. I'll just leave that one out. All right.

Well, if 2020 thrive is your year, not just a winning, but maybe- Our year. Our year, but maybe you've made a resolution to like be a little bit more relaxed this year, taking a bit- A bit less rushed? A bit less rushed. Exactly right.

Maybe it's like your year to take it easy. I actually have a bit of a warning for you. Oh. I've been known personally, me, to be a little bit of a control freak, a bit of a stressor. And I just, when I have a plan, I just, like, I just see it really clearly in my mind what I need. Have you seen that meme that's been going a bit viral and it's like, or I think maybe it's a TikTok trend. And it's like when other people aren't sticking to the schedule that I made up in my head and didn't tell anybody about. I haven't, but I can imagine. I've got a schedule and I don't like to deviate from the, I've envisaged how this is going to play out.

Yeah. And that then all of a sudden me being like, oh, in my mind, I thought Ryan would come and get me at 12. And that was never discussed. Then you go, yeah, I'll be there at 12. So I'm like, so he's not sitting to the schedule. And I'm like, well, no one knew it. Yeah. Like I'm never going to be late for the two o'clock. I also, that doesn't exist. Yeah. So I'm kind of, you know, I'm trying to like be less like that and kind of take

a bit of a load off. And I also have been known to completely reinvent myself over the holidays. Um, and I'm like a big like advocate of like new year, new me. I think that's where unflappable Tony began. Cause you said in 2022. Yeah. I was like, nothing can bother me. Cause I'm a river girl now. Have you been going to the river as often as you like? You have been swimming. I've been swimming, which I think does help. Oh, a hundred percent. Yeah. Um, but no, I haven't been a river girl, but she can't go to the river in Melbourne,

like in the city. No, cause there's like a point of the Yarra that cuts off and you're not allowed to go in it. Cause that's where like the only bodies in there are like not live ones. Yeah. They're not swimming. No, they're floating. Yeah.

Face down. Yeah. Yeah. Um, anyway, come out to my way. Can you swim in the river there? The Yarra is like five minutes from my house and then you can swim there. It's beautiful. Yeah. And it's part of a way you're allowed to,

oh, yeah, I'll do that. Yeah, when we were teenagers, that was like the go-to after school. That's sick. BJ goes down there and loves it. Is Pippa a park swimmer? She doesn't really like the water. Okay, but also because she's so little

and there's like- Oh, taken away straight away. But the currents would just- Swing her right down. She'd be an Arvind Hobart time. You swing the cat. Do some shopping. Yeah. See you down there, girlfriend.

Anyway, so over the holidays, my partner Torbz and I, we've been together for like 11 years, a really long time. He knows me very well. We spent a glorious week in Fiji over the break and I'd obviously done the light. I'm going to be more relaxed. I've been going on this holiday. I've left work behind. I've left the year behind.

I'm really settling in. Phones in the safe, I heard. Well, yes. I was like, I'm just not going to let myself be on my phone. I'm just going to really take a load off. I really took that to heart because when we landed in Fiji, uh, we like, are kind of going through customs and we're standing there and I'm just like, like it's the second you get off the plane, it's hot.

Right. And so like the cardigan I was wearing in Melbourne is off and I'm like, party mud and we're just in the customs line and there's like announcements going on over the thing and then there's like announcements going on over the thing. And then there's like a flight attendant, you know, running down and I'm like, to be at work today. Yeah. So it turns out that the announcements and the flight attendant were looking for me because

I'd relaxed so much that I left my, like all my stuff on the plane. What do you mean? So my Kindle, my headphones and my phone were all in the back of the seat pocket for the seat in front of me on the plane. So you just live in the Vida logo. That is so unlike you. I know. And so, wow, they're running like looking for me. Yeah. And the announcements were for me and like Torb's nice and we were- Bulla, Tony Lodge, Proximani, blah, blah, blah. Yep. And I just wasn't-

Give me the fuck. And cause Torb and I were there and we're on holiday and we're like smitten, like a, like fresh couple, you know, like you can kind of like get, you know, we were just feeling ourselves- It was almost like a honeymoon. Sexy. We're not a honeymoon. No, but like they had that energy about it. I think so. Cause you just, you're just we were just feeling ourselves. It was almost like a honeymoon. We're not a honeymoon. No, but like they had that energy about it.

I don't think so, cause you just, you're just a different girl. It's island time anyway. You are a different girl. And so I didn't know, but then like they're running, it's a whole thing. We get through customs, we get our bag. Like we walked down, so I'm, this is, I don't know this yet. Yeah. We walked down and the luggage carousel thing, our bag is coming towards us

as we walk down. I'm like, oh, that never happened. Wind number five kind of thing. And then we get off the thing and I'm like, oh, grab a bottle of water. Cause the hotel's like an hour and a half away. Grab a bottle of water and then we'll go out. And we found the guy that was going to drive us. That was from the hotel where Chattanys put the shell necklace on me. Is it one of those places where the airport really turns it on? Yeah, they did. Yeah. The hotel we stayed at was beautiful. And we walk outside and there's all these people and they're all like so friendly. They're all saying, they're all saying, hi, someone grabs my bag for me. I'm like, Oh my God, this flight attendant is like having a

Siggy around the side at the car park. And she's like, Oh my God, Tony, you left everything you own on the plane. And I was like, huh? What? Like just literally, That sounds like mainland language. I'm like, that's not, that's not holiday, Tony. And she's like, yeah, like your Kind kind of your headphones and your phone are all in

the thing. And as if she was lying, I like look in my bag and I'm like, Hang on. Did you also leave the bag and you're just looking into like the air? My chicken wings. And I'm like, yeah, I don't have that. And Torbz is like, what? Anyway, and so he then, I was like,

Oh, you've already done customs. You can't like walk back. So we've already come through and she goes, I took it back. I couldn't find you. I've taken it back to the plane and the pilot is dropping it off at the check-in counter. So like,

What a hassle. I feel such a hassle. And the fucking pilot. The pilot. Like the pilot of the plane is currently carrying my headphones, phone and Kindle through the airport. And I am so far on Ireland. The pilot. The pilot.

Hasn't he got enough on his mind? I know. And I'm so far on holiday mode that I go, let's just get it when we leave. What was it, your kindle? My kindle? Well, some of my books. Yeah, that's what I mean. Like surely if you want to, not for like live in the Vidal local chill, but like you actually want to read your book.

Was that the turning point maybe? No. So it was, yeah, my book the Vida Loca chill, but like you actually want to read your book. Yeah. Was that the turning point? Maybe? Nah. So it was, yeah. My book, my phone, my headphones, my like AirPods. And I was like, let's just get on the way back. And Torbz is like, well, no, like you're going to need your book. And he's like, and you'll probably need your phone when we check in and stuff. Like, cause I had the- Yeah. And I was like, oh, you've got it in your emails. And he was like, Oh, fuck. Are you like, you're right.

But no, like we're not doing that. I was like, okay. And so have some carver bro and chill out. Cause it's cold water, Fiji water. You know what they call it there? But they actually give you Fiji water everywhere. It's like, it's really good. Anyway. And so Torps goes, well, I'll, I'll just go to the checking. I'm like, don't worry about it, man. Like it's all good. We'll just get it. We'll just get it on the

way back. And the flight attendant is standing there with a Ziggy like, just go and get your phone. You're stupid. Like it's not a big deal. Anyway, so Torb's goes through the airport and he grabs like stuff. And he's waiting at the front. Yeah, cause I was like, I don't care. I'll just get up next week. Who the fuck are you? Anyway, and then so he ends up going

and retrieving it for me and that was really sweet. And the driver like waited. I'll tell you why he went and got it. Why? Because who is the one who had to upload all the books onto the Kindle. Yeah, Torb's is the Kindle king. I didn't spend fucking last week loading all those fucking books you wanted for you to leave it at the fucking counter and pick it up onto the Kindle. Yeah, Tos is the Kindle King. I didn't spend fucking last week loading

all those fucking books you wanted for you to leave it at the fucking counter and pick it up on the way back. We're going, getting it. Anyway, so that, it actually didn't end there. I was so relaxed. I did not take a single bra with me. I don't think that's no mission. I just think that's great move.

I had to- You're on holiday sweetheart. And so are those tartars. Yeah, and they were. I had to hold a sweetheart and so are those ta ta's. Yeah. And they were, I had to wear a bathe at top all the time. Because I was such a chin-natter bro. No, that's great. I took one charging cable, but no wall adapter. So I had one cable and all the things that I own use more than one. As in like, I've got things that have different like ports

or whatever. Oh, not if you don't bring those things. Well, they're all the airport. You can't not charge a Kindle if you don't have it. So the airport, who cares? One charging cable and no like things. And I also took no sunscreen. And so I had to buy a bottle of sunscreen at the hotel gift shop.

Oh, and they see you coming. It was $65. Yeah, for 50 mils of the claggiest shit thing with the. I'm sure they spent all the money on the packaging and not the cream. Like I just gave it to the person who was working at the thing. And she's just like, oh, yes, you. You want like you are joking. And I was like, yeah, OK.

I know we got the all-inclusive package. Does that include the sunscreen or is that just breakfast? Sure. Yeah. Is anybody going to spray me periodically? While I'm lying there, does someone just come down and do it? I would assume you replied on that. Someone's rubbing it into you.

Yeah, I know. So I was really relaxed. I had a great holiday. Yeah. It sounds like it. Wow. It talks like, obviously we're going to get some money. I just get on the way back.

Now I'm going to ask you this. Who is that? I've asked you this before, but I'm going to ask it again. Yes. Had you had some of the Carver? I didn't even have any Carver while I was there. I didn't really drink at all. It sounds like you didn't need it.

No, I didn't need it. I was already. I didn't drink at all. It sounds like you didn't need it. No, I didn't need it. I was already. I don't know what, add this to the Google list. I don't. Now, cause carver's not like alcohol. No. And it's not like weed, but I think it's got this like calming, chill out bro vibe about it. And it's herbal, isn't it? Like it's herby.

That's where I say it's not weed, but I just have made up in my mind that it is herby and earthy and has a little bit of something in it. I don't know what it is either. I don't like the life googling on the end of the week. Cause I want to know now. That's the fun of it. It is. And we're having fun.

We're going home. I, no one, I didn't see it on a menu. I didn't get it offered to me. Like it wasn't something that. Well, if you're in a night and maybe not like nice hotel, it might be more like. No, maybe I was just in like a, like super Western. And so that's like maybe like a little sidebar down the other. It might not be.

That's why I'm like, I don't know if it's not illegal, but just like not. Cause do people make it or is it like bought? I think you can buy like a powder or something like mix it. Right. This is for the live Googling. Fuck. Add that to the live Googling, Sophie. If you're just joining us today, yesterday, we decided we won't

Google things in real time. We'll just wait till the end of the week. And I don't know if I'll like this. But hey, we can do it once. And then if we're not into it, we do it, but I really like it. Okay. I got another question for you. Question.

Have, was this like holiday Tony or are you still sort of in this mode? I feel like I'm still pretty relaxed. Yeah. Do you think? Yeah. But I was like ready to come back. Oh, but like you, it's not like you rocked up to record today, half an hour late and didn't bring your computer. Like you've still got your wits about you. But like, it's not you rocked up to record today half an hour late and didn't bring your computer.

Like you've still got your wits about you. But like, yeah, okay. You know what I mean? Or is it a spectrum? Like, I don't know, cause that was a bit silly. That's outrageous and irresponsible. Yeah. Like, and that's demanding a pilot carry your stuff.

No, that's not what happened. I resent that. That's not what happened. I didn't ask anyone to carry anything. If anything, I said, leave it. Don't worry about it. I was the, I was the easiest part of this whole equation, except that I left it initially. I just can't believe that I did that.

And then that is crazy. Like that's yeah, it is very unlike me, but anyway, yeah. Um, no bras as well. That was interesting. How'd you go with that? I literally just like looked in my suitcase when we got there and I was like, where's all my stuff? Like, did I, you know?

Do you think, because you had the wedding the day before, you were like, focused on the wedding and then just went to Fiji? I don't know. Because it's a holiday girl. I don't know. That I don't know you anymore. No, it's pretty crazy. I don't know you anymore.

Yeah. I've got two. You love to see it's because one I've just discovered like right here right now. I can see fiddling with something. All right. So last night, I. Take these pants off that I'm wearing and I like go to put my like underwear and socks in the like laundry basket. Yep. But I like there was only one sock. And just now. Is it slipping down? It's just been hanging out in the bottom of the pants. Oh, that's a bonus. I found a sock.

I might just pop it back there for later. Take it home with me. Yeah, otherwise you'll leave it here. Yeah. And there'll be one sock here. And then a pilot will have to walk it home. My love scene is from Kyan from Wyoming. Hi Kyan from Wyoming.

I love that this podcast has now become part of my social feed. And I think the algorithm has discovered that I like Australian podcasts. So he's now like getting Australian news, like just pop up like in his house in Wyoming. And obviously in the group, there's a lot of Australian sharing stuff. And he's just like, oh, like I go online and it's like I live in Australia now. So that's my love to see it. PS, did you hear about the couple getting it on at the stairwell and flooding

the Melbourne central station? I did. So did Kyan in Wyoming. That is so funny. So thanks for being part of the group, Kyan and you're welcome. Enjoy the Aussie news. Yeah. Yeah.

We have some belters sometimes like that. Yeah. But we do have some good news at times. Yeah. Fuck. That's good. Thanks, John. We're really infiltrating people's lives.

I love it. Tony Lodge. Any sock related? Not sock related. Okay. But I do have your love to see it. And I guess it's a little bit of a recommendation, but last night I watched the first Paddington movie. Yeah. And bawled my fucking eyes out. But last night, I watched the first Paddington movie

and bawled my fucking eyes out. It is so emotional. And like, I'm like- It's not a new movie, eh? No. There's a, I think they've just released a third one that's in the cinemas at the moment that I think jobs that I might have to go out

and watch soon. You got to, and obviously watch the second. Oh, yeah. So we would watch the first last night and I was like, my personality is now Paddington is what I've decided. And, um, cause Paddington's from Peru. Yeah. What's got, okay.

Ryan's gotten up. He's, he's going on? Okay, Ryan's gotten up. He's gone away. Oh my God, and I'm wearing a blue jacket. What is it? What are you wearing? Oh my God. Let everyone know what's happening. I'm wearing a red hat and a blue jacket. I'm Paddington.

Please look after this bear. Why do we have that red hat? Oh, it's from Where in the World of Tony and Ryan. And we got it from Suzanne. And tried to return it and they didn't let us. After the photo, like, do you have this bag? No. I love Paddington.

Yeah. And basically the thing about Paddington for anybody that doesn't know is that Paddington's from Peru. And I assumed he was from London. No, he's from Peru and he goes to London. And that's like, yeah. So his name, his birth name isn't Paddington.

He gets named Paddington after the train station that he's found out. It's really emotional. Anyway. It's like a little adopted orphan bear. Will I struggle with it? Anyway, it's really emotional. Please watch it.

But I did spend all last night looking at tours of Peru because I think I need to go. I feel like it's my soul city. Sister city of Tony. Yeah. Peru's sister city is Tony Lodge. Season two sister city. Yeah. We don't know what the sister means yet,

so we can't use that until we Google it on Thursday or Friday. Question. I've got a third. you'll have to say it. Okay. With your hair and that hat, you kind of look like Taylor Swift. I'm gonna die from dehydration. I've cried so many times in the last 24 hours.

Actually though. From the red era, do you mean from the era where she's wearing a hat? But the red era. But I also think it's the. Well, that doesn't help. OK, sorry. It's not just the hat and the clothes. It's like it's the energy.

Fuck off. It's 2020 thrive. Tony is the poster girl 2020 thrive. 20 Tony thrive. Okay, now take it back. Not thriving. Taylor Swift, never say that, I'm so sorry. Anyway, I love- You've done two shows this year

and Taylor Swift's done none. You're right. Yeah. You are right. I just love Paddington. Oh my God. Who knew? I recommend it. It's really good. It's really sweet. If I watch it with Bridge tonight, am I going to be like a mess? The beginning is quite sad.

Right. Like. But he comes around. It's, but the, I mean, the whole thing's really beautiful. Is this the one with the Queen and then the sandwiches? The sandwiches, yes. The Queen's not in this one, but I've only seen the first one. It's like, ah, the nice fellas.

But it's just a really beautiful movie. Like it's not, yeah, it's just really, really sweet. So I'm very looking forward to watching the second one. And then the third one at the cinema because I'm just obsessed. Now I found this Paddington toy last night on the internet that was $630. What the fuck? Which is insane, like a plush toy, yeah.

I haven't ordered it, but. Yeah, how many did you get? But yeah, and then I found all of these like tours online where you can go to Peru and like kind of travel around and you see the Amazon and you'd like go on a big train and stuff, so I just love it. I think we're going to Peru. Wouldn't Peru be really fun?

Like there's a lot there and I've just all learned about this last night. Where is that amount of language they speak? Well, Peru is its own country and Lima is the capital. And I guess they- But where is it? Like South America? Is that right? Yeah.

I'm not very good at geometry. Anyway, is that what you're- They speak Spanish. Yeah, you go. Okay, we'll let that one slide. They speak Spanish. Okay, we'll let that one slide. They speak Spanish. I just think it looks really beautiful. And I'm really excited to go.

I think I'm going to go. Next week? I just feel like a bit of an adventure. Leave my Kindle on the plane, you know, let my spirit free. 2025, baby. Yeah, love it. Tomorrow on the show, there'll be a lot of butt chat, baby butts. I love butt chat. Yeah. Yeah.

We're talking about my butt. I can mention it if you'd like. Thanks. Um, but my daughter, Mabel, I didn't realize this was a thing, but she has reached an age where she just decides clothes. No. Yeah. And you never quite know when and where that time is gonna happen yeah okay and yeah so tomorrow baby butts baby butts love it that's in case nobody's told you weight loss goes beyond the old, just eat less and move more narrative.

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