Toni and Ryan - Shoutout to Midwives

Episode Date: April 9, 2025

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Sunrise on the Reaping, available now at audible.ca. Hello and welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. Pleasure to see you. You're looking absolutely fabulous today. We start every single episode with a TARP or approval. Yeah. TARP is a Tony and Ryan podcast. Now Brandon is in British Columbia, Columbus, British Columbia in Canada. Brandon, I believe you've got a story from a winery. I do. So I was at a local winery with a team from my office. I know how much Tony loves team building. I do. At a winery though, that'll my office. I know how much Tony loves team building. I do.

At a winery though, that'll get me there. It was so fun. We were at the girl that was pouring. She said, oh, this is her summer wine. Her patio pounder. And I turned to the lady next to me, and I found her, I hardly know her. And I thought I was being really quiet,

but everybody heard her. And she died. I'm gonna use that. And I thought it was being really quiet, but everybody heard. And she died. I'm going to use that. Can I use that? And I said, sure. It's not mine. Yeah. I was going to say, I don't know if you're the one who's allowed to give the permission Brandon. But Brandon approves. Tony approves. Everyone's happy with that. Brandon, will you approve of today's episode? I would love to. Legend. Fuck yeah.

Hey, this is Brandon from British Columbia, Canada, and I approve of today's episode? I would love to. Legend. Fuck yeah. Hey, this is Brandon from British Columbia, Canada, and I approve this podcast. I've got a controversial opinion. Maybe it that you just ate a curry? Yeah, pre-show, which is actually it's part of it. Let's do normal honor. I've got a normal honor. Mm-hmm. We had a delicious curry last night.

Yeah. Not us, you and your family. You and my family. Yeah. And this morning a few times I've like, now this is gonna sound gross. No, I love it. A few times this morning I've like burped and like tasted the curry in the burp.

Yeah, I take it back, I don't love it. Now, as a headline that feels disgusting, however the curry was that nice that I'm liking it. Oh, thought I was that nice that I'm liking it. Oh. Thought I was onto a winner there. Um, I, the thing is- Like compliments to the chef. Don't.

We've watched a video about that recently. I'll not be, just compliments to the chef. I'll be not sucking the chef's dick and- Bring him out there, I'm about to suck him off. Chefs deserve more than compliments. Um, I think it's normal in the fact that like this has happened to me. Like I've burped and like tasted what I've eaten or whatever. But then you go, oh that was, and it reminds me of how good dinner was last night.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I'm going to throw you a bone and say normal. Thank you. Just so that that might make you feel better. Would anyone else like to put their name onto a normal? No. No. Charles is good. Sophie's gone pretty quiet.

I mean, that is the game, normal or na. Na. So Charles has kind of hit the nail on the head there. I'm just confused about like what, you've had a coffee since then, since you woke up. So true. Is it... And now he's had another curry.

Does it, the curry still like leapfrog the coffee or is it mixed together? Well, I think- Yeah. Okay, Tony's- Oh, that's disgusting. Tony gave me a sympathetic normal and I feel like she's just changed her mind in the thought of that.

You can blame Sophie for that. Sorry, man. Sorry, man. Tony didn't come to my team, actually. Yeah, yeah, I think I might've been a- Okay, let's push on, shall we, to Kerry Tanner. You know, when you eat sausages and that, like they repeat on you for ages or like a

rissole or something and you just like that's all you can say. I got a rissole though. Yeah like sausages in bread. When was that day we did sausages and bread at your house? A couple weeks ago. We could do that again. We just got a bit tired and someone said let's cook some sausages and Tony says I have a barbecue and then we were just there. I was like let's just yeah. And we really made that happen. And I did cop some grief for getting a whole. And then we were just there. I was like, let's just, yeah. And we really made that happen. And I did cop some grief for getting a whole meal bread to have with the sausages. Oh, so today we filmed your Jimny stuff as well.

Right. Let's film another, let's do that day again. Well, we don't have to film the Jimny video. We could just do the sausages. Why don't I have to film it? Is it Friday? No, but I still have it. Well, someone said that you forgot the wink last week.

I did, I did, but I still have the Jimmy wink. Did you see my comment though? Hang on, I'm about to do a curry burp. No, go ahead, go ahead. Well someone said there was no wink, like what happened? And I said, he forgot, consider this his wink, like my comment. Thank you, yeah. Yep, agreed.

Just speaking for the family. Kerry Tanner. I also had curry for dinner last night. Really? It was like leftovers from the weekend. With the Roasted Three Chicken? No, no, no, no. That's, that's, I did throw curry for dinner last night. Really? It was like leftovers from the weekend. With the Roasted Three Chicken? No, no, no, no. That's, that's, I did throw all that in the bin.

Great job. Yeah. Um, but no, it was like leftovers from the weekend. I had dinner with my sister. So also probably pushing the boat out a bit too far. On a Wednesday night eating like takeaway curry we got on Saturday, I reckon that's a bit fucking dicey. Dude, you're living the bachelor lifestyle now that Torb's is away on business.

I actually love it. And you're thriving. I know, he's coming home tomorrow and I can't fucking wait to see him and just kiss him on the face, but also. You've been thriving without him. I really have. And I said to him, I was like, you know,

I just thought that I'd be so useless while you were gone. I'm actually doing really well. Did you say in the same sentence about the chicken and the four day curry leftover thing? But like, if that's not a thrive, I don't know what is. Facts. Do you guys want to know something crazy? Literally always.

Do you know that eggs expire? No, they don't. No, don't bring that in here Charles. They're too expensive to expire at this point in time. Yeah, how long do you get when you buy them? How long do you get when you buy them? I don't know, but I bought some in like February. Do you know how to test them? Do you know how to test them? Yeah, but if you test them, then you can't use them. Like if they go

bad, then you can't like use them. So if you just don't test them. Charles has been working with me for a while and I'm liking it. Charles, Charles gets me. Shut up. I get Charles. What? If you test them and they sink, cause that's the test. Okay, they're supposed to sink. If they float there. For those uneducated, please tell me what to test. So the way you test an egg, if you fill up like a glass of water and put the egg in,

if it sinks, it's good to go. But if it floats, you probably shouldn't use it. Oh, but then if it sinks, then what do you do with it? No, so then when it sinks, you pick it up and you use it. But it's in the water. No, in the shell. Sorry, you pick it up and you use it. But it's in the water. No, in the shell. Sorry, no, that wasn't clear. No, that actually wasn't clear.

No, that actually was not clear. Oh, you didn't say crack it. I said drop it in the water. I think you said crack it. No, you didn't. Okay, in my mind you cracked it. I'm so sorry. No, that's my fault.

Can you imagine what I'm saying now? We're going to get demonetized again. That egg's good to fry. That one bubbling away in the bottom of the fucking water. No, so true. No, drop the entire egg shell and all entirety into the water. And if it sinks, it's good to go. Oh, then what are you complaining about, Charles?

Yeah, that's what I'm wondering. You just don't do that test, because if it does float, then you can't use it in water. That is correct. He's sinking in your mess. Can I tell you're mentally you don't want to use it. Why would you want to use an off egg you fucking cuckoo? Because you're fucking hungry. Well yeah, I have two left in my fridge and I didn't want to waste the eggs.

They're too expensive for that. Let me tell you a story about a time I broke my- I could buy you some eggs Charles. Well I've got none in my fridge now so that's fine. Yeah I'll get you some eggs. Yeah I'll buy some more. I'll put it on the work card. Oh, anything else? Did you just say I more. I'll put it on the white. Oh, fuck.

Anything else? Did you just say, I'm gonna fucking put it on the work cart? We're taking Charles' cart away. Yeah, shit's going out of control. I honestly, I can't keep feeding this guy. Yeah. It's like we've got a fucking teenage child and it's costing us a fortune to feed him.

Let me tell you a story about when I broke my arm and I think it refers to Charles checking the eggs. It's the same story. It's the same story. You've broken your arm before? Yeah. Crazy! Have you broken your arm before? No! So when I was in Perth... I don't give a fuck. Charles you're gonna care about this because this comes back to your egg theory. Hang on, have you broken anything else? A lot of hearts. Oh, handsome boy. Yeah. I've broken heaps of shit. Broken nose, broken arm, broken my shoulder a few times.

Really? Yeah. In something that will surprise no one, I've never broken anything. Except records with an award-winning podcast. Vote for us on the webbies, please. So I'm playing volleyball in Perth, and I break my arm in the in the semi-final on the

Thursday and the grand finals on the Saturday. You didn't have your wrist trapped. Ironically, I didn't. And ironically, I broke my arm near my wrist. Unrelated content. Don't fucking bring it up. Hmm. It's like a day all under done in the future. So it hurts a fair bit and I go, okay, I think we're- Did you go to Royal Perth hospital? Well, we were going to go to Royal Perth Hospital. Um, and. Did you go to St. John of God instead? Well, that's where I had my last shoulder reconstruction in Subiaco. In Subiaco? There's two. There's also a St. John of God in um. Heaven. Where is that? Cunnington, Cunning Bridge. Yeah. What's that called? Murdoch. Yep. They've got a great ER there. I went there once when I thought I'd broken my wrist bar. I didn't.

Because I was strapped. So- Is that someone's tummy? Or a fart? It was my drink bottle. Oh. Sorry. So- Brian broke his arm

and you can't give him the attention he fucking deserves. The doctor- No eggs for you. Says, let's go to the. Should we do Easter eggs as a team? Should we do Easter eggs? I'd love that. I'm actually, oh, here's a fucking statement.

I'm off Cadbury this year. I'm doing only small batch chocolate. I didn't realize Daryl Lee was a small batch. Have I bought Daryl Lee? Have you not? And if not, why not? No, I haven't. Okay. Daryl Lee was a small batch. Have I bought Daryl Lee? Have you not? And if you're not, why not? No, I haven't.

Okay. Sorry. We will be having Easter planned next week. Oh, okay. As discussed pre-show. Oh yeah. When we said, let's do that next week when it's Easter. Yeah. So the doctor says, we need to take you to the hospital

to get your arm x-rayed. And then- But you were already at the doctor. No, the team doctor who's at the stadium. They're coming to get you now. Oh my God. Can people hear those sirens? Probably not, but there are sirens outside.

So the team doctor who's at the stadium goes, we'll take you to get an x-ray. Why are you laughing? I was just thinking about that video with my little doctor, the quack with the huge bill. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. And then the team manager goes, who's in charge of logistics and admin and legal stuff, legally, because of duty of care and stuff and like insurance and blah, blah, blah.

If we go and get an x-ray and the x-ray says your arm is broken, you cannot play in the final. Right. But if you don't get an x-ray, then we don't know if it's broken. So it's all good. Similar to Charles's eggs, where if you don't do the test, you don't know if it's broken so it's all good. Similar to Charles's eggs where if you don't do the test you don't know the eggs off so it's good to go. Do you understand what I'm saying Tony Lodge? I do but long walk. Well I was trying to walk fast. I was trying to walk fast but someone

got distracted with an anti Cadcadbury crusade. I made pancakes though with the eggs. And were you fine? Yeah. Well I'm still here. So true. He's still here. Kerry Tenner has a normal on arm. Hi Kerry. Or should I say Kerry. So did you play the volleyball game? You played the final. Did you win? Yes I won MVP. Did you? Yeah and then got an x-ray after the game and had a broken arm. And I fucking sucked. But weren't you in so much pain though while you were playing?

Kerry Tenner has a normal or- Ah! I didn't like that at all. When my brain starts remembering an embarrassing moment or shameful thought, I try to distract myself by making random loud noises. Ah! Just whatever to distract myself from the bad thoughts.

Is this normal or not? Ask Terry. Kerry. Um. You didn't even carry what her name was. I don't really carry for this segment anymore. Okay. Do you want to do the next one?

No. Okay. Here we go. Are we just, are we just not taking that on? Um, well, I, I mean, that might be like a coping mechanism a doctor gave them, but I don't think that I would like to do that. I'd never shut up. Maybe that's what I'm doing. I'm so loud because I'm just blocking bad thoughts out. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, maybe we'll ask that later in a, sitting down on the couch. Yeah. As a team.

Yep. Yes, we're doing Easter eggs, but we're talking about it next week. We already said. What do we think of a little bit of vinegar on hot chips? A little bit? Douse that slup. Vinegar on hot chips, fucks.

I don't know, we've talked about this before. I don't know why anyone've talked about this before. I don't know why anyone would not do that. Stella has a normal on her. Salt and vinegar crisps also, as they're known across the pond. My friend's husband has a bowl of hot chips and a bowl of white vinegar next to it

and dips the chips into the white vinegar like it's guacamole. Love it. Is this normal? That would give you real heartburn don't you reckon? And then a bowl of Gaviscombe. Gaviscombe next to it. Pfft.

Ha ha ha. You would have to. I feel like that would give you crazy heartburn. That would tear you in half but it'd be worth it. Yeah. That's what I say most Saturday nights. Yeah, it's so true. Stacey has a normal honor.

Oh no. Yep. Hi Stacey. Don't call Stacey. She's a bitch. That's from a video. Sorry. Now do Stacey. When I was in labor, I said Stacey. Someone else did Stacey. Yep. It was quiet because I was concentrating on my breath.

So true. My husband thought the silence was an awkward silence that he just needed to fill. Stop filling stuff, that's how he got in this mess. Stacey's husband, stop filling stuff. He asked the midwife, who's nursing me, Steen anything good on Netflix recently? Nursing her? Like, helping her? Sorry. Netflix recently nursing her like helping.

I'm probably sorry. What do you think? Sophie has just left the building. So we say don't say this. Gone. Well, no. So when you're a new mom and you, if you choose to breastfeed, they say that that's nursing, like breastfeeding.

I thought nursing is like holding someone and rocking. And so when you just said the hospital worker was nursing Stacey, I thought you meant Stacey was breastfeeding. The nurse? No, like being breastfed by the nurse. I was like, oh, I've never heard of that before. I haven't given birth, but maybe that's what they did. Sophie's like, I have, let me do it. As the one person that's given birth in the room,

Sophie, can you confirm this new alternative method? Did you? I opted out of that. The visual though, I thought no one to ask him thought he had to say something. No, no, no, sucking on a midwife's titty. Is that our question for the day? Is that our question for the day? Oh no. So then Ryan broke his arm and it was, you know. And then the doctor said it's not broken until the x-ray says it is.

And then we cracked an egg into some water and you know we just made it. And then a baby arrived. Yeah and Charles had some pancakes. Because whenever a Stacey gives, I know what I do. And that's have a cursed pancake with rotten eggs. Cursed pancakes. Hey, this is Brandon from British Columbia, Canada, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan.

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What about like a PJ? A peanut butter and jelly. A big car? What? Well, it's like a long trip. I know that doesn't make sense. Just the size, okay. No, and doesn't, you're out. Yeah.

When you're like a car, I'm like, a big car, I'm like, no. We just get more fuel. Yeah. So true. Yeah. So true. Just get more fuel.

Yeah. All right. Let me just lay down some facts that we all know, but just to get us into the zone. Okay. The more you do something, the more you practice, the better you get at it. If you want to shoot hoops, the more often you shoot hoops,

the better you'll get at shooting hoops. If you want to be more creative, spend more time trying to be creative and you will get better at being creative. Can I share a tiny learning win? Please. So I'm not that good. Well, I have always told myself

I'm not that good. Well, I have always told myself I'm not very good at learning because I like wasn't great at school necessarily. Yep. I'm better like with hands-on stuff. And I've taught my- Didn't you do a February that at school as well? That was at uni.

Gotcha. It was all hands-on stuff, but at school it's like exams and whatever. And I just wasn't- And more meat. Oh, giving hand jobs. So true. Yeah, yeah.

I'm pretty good at a hand job. But, um, can I tell the story about the guy that smoked meats? No. Okay. But he knows who he is and he's listening. Is he? He listens every day. He knows. And now, the one that got away. I know that he now knows that I know. And Charles, Charles is there as well. Anyway, hope you well. Very well. No, actually, this is genuine and I'm actually really proud of myself. So I bought like a kit to learn how to knit. I've taught myself how to knit a lot of times in my life and I forget every time. And this time, I've like done it

and then picked it up again. I go, oh, I've got to watch the video again. And I'm now at the point with knitting where I don't have to watch the video when I open it up. And you said you'd learned many times before in your life, but you forget and then you need to remind yourself. And the more you remind yourself and the more you do it. Yeah, then I don't need to, I like know how to do it now. So yeah, so I could quite confidently say like,

I actually know how to knit now. When before it was like, oh, I've learned, but I would have to watch a video. But now when I pick it up, I don't have to watch the video anymore. Perfect example. Yeah, I'm really proud of myself. Last week, I had to sit a three and a half hour

written exam. How were you fucking hocks after that? And it occurred to me, I haven't really written anything in like 15 years. Like I've written- Not by hand. I've written like a note or a little something but actually like write an essay in it. And so the more you practice, the better you get.

The stamina, yeah. Not even the stamina. My handwriting is terrible. Oh, see, I'm more thinking about the pain. The pain, it wasn't, I definitely was like fatigued in the wrist. You know what I mean? Like. From not jerking it this time.

You should have strapped your wrist like you do for netball. No, that'd be even tighter. Volleyball. I needed a loose. Sorry, I just said netball. I'm so sorry. No, I needed a loose wrist so I could sling through the cursives.

But actually one of them was like in less than four pages describe the fucking blah, blah, blah and what that. So it's like a full written. And my, I remember writing going, I'm just so, I haven't written for ages. And now when I'm typing stuff. I've never seen your handwriting and it's making me feel really strange.

Yeah. Like you know that trend that's like have you ever seen your friend will run full speed? I've never seen you write anything before. Yeah, it's not good. Yeah. And so what I do and like I'm not good at English things, we know this, all jokes aside, but when I'm typing something I'll just start bashing it out and then I'll go, oh that word goes up there and you move it around.

You can't edit when it's written on paper. No. And so I'm just fucking slinging my wrist at it and then I'll go, oh, that word goes up there and you move it around. You can't edit when it's written on paper. No. And so I'm just fucking slinging my wrist at it. And then I'm like, that doesn't make sense. You can't read that word. And then you've got eight arrows trying to... That word definitely should have been before that one or not. And it was just a fucking mess.

So not only did I struggle with the content of the exam, shout out to the maths people in this world, but just the actual doing the exam. Shout out to the maths people in this world. But just the actual doing was fucked. And I said to Tony after the exam, I was like, I think I was okay with what it was asking, but I just needed another couple of hours. To like actually flesh it out. Like I got nowhere near finished.

And there's a few whole questions where I'm like, I'm just not gonna do that. And is that kind of when you're sitting there and you're in an exam room, which is a really foreign pressure, these days, like, you know, when you're not at school, that's so strange. Did you start to like get frustrated or like stressed or, you know, like, because for me, like the heart rate

would be going up. I'd start, like, I just think that I'd feel the pressure so much. No, I was surprisingly calm because I was just like, if I don't know much about that question, I'll just go to the next one and not worry about it. Where I didn't let one like freak me out. Give you the hips on there.

Yeah, so I was like, I'll start with the easiest ones and have time for those at the end. Cause I knew I just need to get enough to like, when I say enough to pass, like just give me 50% and I'll be happy Is 50% like really pass or fail or is it actually like 75? No, you need 50 to pass. Okay, great but then everyone else in my class like They might need to get 80s because they're trying to get into this fancy consulting firm We don't need that shit. I don't need fucking anything except a part. I just want to not have to do this subject again

It's operations for those playing long at home. It's fucking boring and dry as shit. Yeah. But it's like a cool one that you have to do. And so I've said before, when I've left an exam, like, I don't know if I did good or bad, but at least I know I've done enough to pass. To get the 50. And when I came out last week, I'm like, I don't actually know if I've passed.

And there was one thing that was irking me through the whole exam. Because I said, it wasn't on computers, it was written and there's a lot of maths involved the guy next to me has like an old school calculator he's not using xl or his phone and so the whole thing hang on let me just i've just got the air conditioner remote but this is what i could hear the whole time like an old school checkout chick was it a cas Casio? It probably was a Casio. Sitting right next to me. And people were looking at me. And you're like.

Yeah, no, no, no, they could see cause his arm was fucking slinging at the cat. And- Slinging at the cat? But everyone was looking at me as if like, fuck this. Can you get it together? No, but like, can you nudge him? Oh. Like all the eyes are darting around going, fucking.

You know- Can someone say something? Oh, but even like, you're hearing that? I'm hearing that, you nudge him? Oh. Like all the eyes are darting around going fucking, you know. Can someone say something? Oh, but even like, you're hearing that? I'm hearing that. You're hearing that? How fucked is that? And he's for three and a half hours. That would have driven me crazy. Also, we're never going to be able to use the air conditioner

again, cause I'm just. Hey, I don't give a fuck. It's winter. Yeah, true. But it's also the heater, so. Yeah, it's reverse cycle you pleb. Yeah. Sorry, Charles.

Go eat a rotten egg you fucking loser. Nah, that's really stressful. Shut up. That's really stressful. So over the last few weeks, how would you describe my domain? I've seen walking out that exam. Well, we chatted straight after and I was like, bro, like awesome.

How'd you go? But you killed it and you're like, oh, I don't know. And I was like, don't be so modest. I bet it was awesome. And you're like, nah, I'm actually really not sure. And I was like, well, you can't think about it till then, but I know it's been on your mind when normally you're very good at like, hey, that's done. I can't fix that now.

But I think that it has been playing on your mind a lot. Well, I was just curious, but also logistics, if I had failed it, I would have to do it again and like start this week. And it was really not funny, but the way that you described being like, if I have to do this again, I can't just like let all the knowledge fall out of my brain.

Cause normally 15 minutes after the exam, I've forgotten the whole subject. But managerial economics ask me anything, I have zero answers. It's like when you- The second I finished that exam, I fucked it right out of my brain. Yeah, you just fucked it off. So I was ready to fuck off operations and then I was like, Tony, I might have to reset. I want to keep a little bit for a little bit longer.

And so the visual of you being like, so I actually can't just let it go because I need to maybe do it again. Kingman equation, Little's law. We know all about it. We've been living it. So when do you get your results? They're out. Are you looking at them? Do you know whether you passed yet? looking at them? Have you, do you know whether you passed yet? Okay, you're not saying anything, it's actually a podcast. Checking them live. Are you just on Twitter?

No, I'm on Pornhub. I'm getting nervous. Oh. We'll share your screen. Do you know whether you've passed yet or not? I do. Okay. Passed.

Fucking puppet. Puppet, puppet. Oh, how much? Ask me about what's in operations. Doesn't matter. Don't know. I've just fucked it off in real time right then. What was your score?

71. Oh. Thank you very fucking much for the whole subject. I don't know about the exam, but the whole subject, 71. Oh! Low for some people, pass for me, suck a dick. It's a 51%. Charles, ask me about operations. What's the point?

I actually don't fucking know, because I've fucked it off. Who is the Kingman and what's their equation? Never heard of them. Never heard of them. What about the King's woman what's their equation? Never heard of them. Never heard of them. What about the King's woman? No one's ever talking about King's woman equation. The person who invented his name was Kingman. Yeah, his name.

I'm very proud of you. That's awesome. Is it hot in here? I'm actually hell sweaty. Do you want to touch my shirt? It's pretty wet. Well, we can't put the aircon on, so. Yeah, there are ones that are working.

Fuck, okay. Guys, it's fucking done. That's really amazing. Only 74 subjects more to go. I had nothing but faith. Can I say? I had nothing but faith in you. I had a few things.

No, no, I knew. Some were faith. In me or in yourself? I feel more than faith in you mate. Um, I feel you love to see it, um, but it's kind of like, not really your love to see it. It's like, I would love to see it. Is it us getting monetized on YouTube again? Maybe. Um, that is something I would love to see if that's not what I have written down. I would love to see that you could click a setting in Google Maps that says, do not take me to a right-hand turn

unless there is a traffic light there. I would love to see that. Google, the assumptions it makes on our driving. Yeah, just take a right here. Easy for you to fucking say, mate. I'm past eight lanes. You're a robot! You've never driven a car.

You don't know how hard it is. It's fucking hard. Not only my dick for your idea, but... So I said this to Charles the other day in the car and he said there's actually like a viral TikTok at the moment of a guy suggesting the same thing. Are you watching that? You're watching it. And I don't know who that guy is, but if we can find him and join forces, I think that's what we need to do. Do we? Where's that guy from? Does he have a spare?

Does he have a spare? That is the hard thing with TikTok. There's a bunch of you swat, who the fuck knows where that's from. But hopefully we can team up at his house in Jersey and he's got a spare room for us to save for the Webby's. OK. You've just done two things together. Yep. Operations. Sure. You've just done two things together. Yep. Yeah. Operations.

Sure. What's going on? I'm getting, I'm primed now. You've fucking jazzed me up. I'm ready to go outside and turn right across 15 lanes. No, that's the opposite. Just to prove a point to Google. And then I'll show them a picture of my banged up Jimny

and be like, look what you did. It's not banged up for the good people at Jimny fucking Northland or wherever. Jimny Northland. I don't know where it's fucking from. But yes that's my I would love to say it. Okay my love to say it now this is pretty big news so everyone if you need to take a sip of water or take a breath or whatever the fucking you need to do it's you not only is it my exam result but this is a real big you love to say it.

We just got fresh tan bark and eucalyptus mulch put in the backyard. The smell of it. What's tan bark? You know like on the playground and there's like stuff? Oh, like for the floor. Oh, okay. Yep. Sorry.

I didn't know what that was. Yeah. Like mulch. It's like mulch. Mulch! But it's like, but it's tan bark. How do you explain tan bark if someone doesn't know you're tan bark? I don't know. I'm so sorry. And then you said eucalyptus. I was like, you mean a candle or something. Google tan bark.

Cause you'll go, oh, that's fucking tan bark. Oh, that's fucking tan bark. Yep. But like on a playground or a garden. No, it's so true. But the smell of fresh tan bark. Oh, cause it's like all just been laid and they water it down and stuff.

But just the actual stuff that it's made of is just delicious. And then I put on Instagram, what are the top 10 smells? Like what is your favorite smell that I probably shouldn't be like a favorite. Like it's not designed for a smell, but just fucking gets you.

Yeah. Here is the top 10 smells in the world. According to- According to tapas. Yeah. I wish I'd have read this before I knew what's been on the episode the last few days. Because the top one is rotisserie chicken. Oh, when life imitates art. Freshly printed paper from a hot printer. Oh, that is good. A fresh photocopy.

TAPA Jessica says gasoline from a 7-Eleven? Nope. Controversial. Walking into a subway. The Sandwich Shop, not the New York train system. Yeah. Yup. A few people said fresh permanent marker.

Don't know if that's street legal. Tapa Fuss and gump on Instagram said, walking past a Cinnabon at the airport. What's Cinnabon? Ooh, I'll tell you what I don't love to see. I'm pretty sure this is the tag of my jacket that I haven't taken on. Yeah, I'm looking at it.

It's still attached to my jacket. I'll take it back after the show. Is it because you're trying to take it back? Yeah. Yeah, I probably got a bigger size actually. It's known for signature, a cinnamon rolls. Cinnamon. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I probably got a bigger size actually. It's known for signature cinnamon rolls. Cinnamon. Oh, oh, well that would smell good.

A lot of people said puppy breath. What's one that's happening? No, puppy feet is better I think. Tapa Luna Rowan said, my dog's corn chip smelling feet. Yeah, puppy feet. The smell of rain hitting the dry earth. That's called Petrichor.

That's what that smells called. Petrichor sounds like if some like ravers were going to a festival. And that was the name of their crew or something. Or it's like, we're going to that music festival and go to Petrichor. Yeah, it does. Yeah.

But it turns out it is. The smell before rain is that's what it's called. And that's what a rave smells like. Fresh cut grass, grass. And I love to see all of those things. I did see something really sad. This probably shouldn't go on. You'll love to see it.

But the smell of fresh cut grass, I feel like a type of wrote this somewhere, is actually the grass emitting like a thing cause it's like in pain. And it's just like, it's like it's crying. And then it actually smells delish. Yeah. I don't like it cause it gives me hay fever.

Like if I've just done the, if I've just done the lawn, like my nose is like out of control. So you know, if anyone ever said, can I tell you something interesting? What would our answer be? Always. It's normally if someone says, can I tell you something interesting? What would our answer be? Always. It's normally if someone says, can I say something crazy?

Always. I appreciate what Sophie's brought to the table, but I think you've just ruined grass for me. It's pretty sad. Is it missing its grass? It's in pain. But the blades, like each single one. Maybe we could flip it and it's celebrating.

It's stoked. It's got a haircut. I've cried with happiness before. Yeah. Was it when someone chopped your fucking head off with a lawnmower? Yeah. I went, thank God. Oh, well that's good. Yeah.

That's good. That is great. All right. See you tomorrow. Awesome. Love you. Bye. Vote for see you tomorrow. Awesome. Love you, bye. Vote for us in the webbies.