Toni and Ryan - The Cardigan's Biological Mother
Episode Date: May 6, 2024Are we all using our manners?????? Love ya!!! Toni xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @rya...n.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author Tony Lodge.
Hello.
We are calling New York.
New York. A walk in New York City.
And we're calling Mimi.
Hello.
Mimi! Oh my God, it didn't even ring. Hello.
Oh my God, I was so fast because I just sat by the phone.
So you know what's so funny, Mimi, is that when we started doing this approval,
we've just done a little introduction
and I said hello and Ryan said no we're calling New York but you're English isn't it
so if you're English and I believe you are a learning and development consultant can you
give me some a piece of wisdom so I can talk like not a fuckhead. Oh, my God.
I don't know if there's anything that I can share with you in this one sentence.
I am not fair. You're beyond help.
Even Mimi can't help you.
Yeah, okay.
And listen to how sophisticated and fancy she sounds.
Yeah, I'm beyond help from Mimi.
Yeah, that's why people listen to me in America because they think,
oh, she sounds so fancy.
I have a British accent, so they listen to me when I talk.
That is amazing.
That's a lot of power, Mimi.
Is that a ruse, though, Mimi?
Are you, in England, not a fancy person at all?
Right.
In England, they're like, what is she talking about?
Actually, everyone in England now says I sound American.
I can't win. Yeah, I hate that. No, you can't win. Come to Australia. Yeah, we'll take now says I sound American. I can't win.
Yeah, I hate that.
No, you can't win.
Come to Australia.
Yeah, we'll take care of you, mate.
We're all good.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, we'll get you a job.
All right, Mimi, will you approve today's episode?
Absolutely.
Yay.
Oh, bloody good on you, Mimi.
Hey, it's Mimi in New York, and I approve this podcast.
Yeah. Hey, it's Mimi in New York and I approve this podcast. All right, coming up today.
I've asked someone to use their manners.
Oh.
In a really public place.
Oh, wow.
What do you mean?
Well, yeah, it does what it says on the tin.
I actually, like, I can't explain it more without telling you the story right now.
Did you know this person?
Excuse me?
Manners are free.
I've heard you say that before.
I have said that before.
Did you say, would you mind your manners?
Whenever you and I go through the drive-thru and you're like, oh, yeah,
we get 40 nuggets.
And I go, please.
And everyone goes, please.
Yeah, anyway.
Also, since when have we been through the drive-through
and ordered 40 nugs?
Yeah, last week we did that.
And the week before.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No Pringles, so it's just good.
Time for These Are Top Confessions.
Top Confessions, Tony and Ryan podcast confessions.
People send them through anonymously through our website.
So we literally have no information about the people that send them through.
We cannot ask follow-up questions.
We cannot chase you down and say, why did you do that?
You just get judged publicly on this podcast.
Never trust a fart and never trust Tony Lodge.
I don't know why I've been tracked into this.
You'll know why.
Use your manners.
And it is actually all your fault.
Do you think it's actually my fault?
I'm going to call it now and say it's not my fault.
I'm a gay man and I have a super hot new boyfriend.
He has super hot tattoos.
And the other night I stayed at his house and had super hot sex.
Oh, a hot boyfriend with hot tattoos.
That's cool.
As a Laura biting bottom.
So not verse.
I followed proper cleaning protocols before and after activities.
Wonderful.
This morning I got up, threw on a pair of loose boxer shorts
and started making coffee while my boy showered.
The hot boy with the tattoos is in the shower.
You should be in the shower with him.
This is the first problem. You should be in the shower with The hot boy with the tattoos is in the shower. You should be in the shower with him. This is the first problem.
You should be in the shower with the hot boy with the tattoos.
You're already defensive because he's blamed you.
Yeah, I am.
Sorry.
After a night of tushy trauma, I was a bit gassy the next day.
The confessor asked, side note, is this the same for women?
After anal sex or any sex, any penetrative sex.
I don't think I'm gassy the next time.
But no, it's okay.
Next.
I'll tell you that later.
Like I will tell you, Ryan, what I was about to say.
No, don't.
No, I can't.
I'm no different to everyone else.
Well, someone told me this story once about how they had maybe come
in the back door.
I reckon maybe just listen to this story.
Okay.
I didn't want to let out the world's largest fart,
and I remember Tony's advice on how to fart silently.
Oh, that's good advice.
Pull your cheeks apart. Oh. That project good advice. Pull your cheeks apart.
Oh.
That projectile vomited out of their bum.
I did this and it was in fact silent.
Great job, Tony. Oh,
yeah, well, I'll cop that then. That's great advice. So you're saying you will cop that
thanks to you? Yeah, that's
great advice. Taken well.
A few, and how?
Yeah, how does that take well? A few minutes And how. Yeah. Don't say taken well.
A few minutes later, the boy walks into the kitchen,
looks at the ground and says, what is that?
Pooh on the floor.
While I had successfully spread myself for a silent relief,
this could be one of the most harrowing sentences I ever read
on this podcast.
While I successfully spread myself for silent relief,
I had also snot-rocketed a small amount of his baby batter
from the night before onto the kitchen floor.
And to quote Tony Lodge, I will take credit for that.
Read the sentence again.
While I had successfully spread myself for a silent relief,
I also snot-rocketed a small amount of his baby batter
from the night before onto the kitchen floor.
It was silent though i don't think i ever said that you might not shit yourself it wasn't
shit was the let me read it one more time yeah read it again while i had successfully spread
myself for silent relief i had also snot rocketed a small amount
of his baby batter from the night before.
So the cummies came out of the bummies.
That is what happens, I've heard.
My friend told me.
Yeah.
I mean, what goes up must go down.
Do you know what I mean?
It's gravity.
Like it's got to come somewhere.
Don't say come somewhere.
But wouldn't you feel that coming out?
I guess if you were loose.
Maybe it would just pour out.
I refer to you as a hot night of super hot sex,
which was referred to as tushy trauma.
Maybe it was like, because obviously you feel a fart coming out
and if you poo, you feel it coming out of your bum.
But maybe if it wasn't as tight, maybe if it was still recovering.
Yuck.
Never trust a fart and never trust Tony Lodge.
That's fair.
I've always said that.
All right.
Next confession.
Let's just move on and pretend that one never happened.
Snot rocket.
Wow.
Sorry.
Imagine this.
Say we're doing water aerobics and we've got like.
That sounds fun.
Should we do that?
We should do water aerobics.
If you were doing water aerobics though,
because often like bathing suits aren't that supportive.
Do you do a sports bra in the water?
What do you mean they're not supportive?
You're in the water.
The water will do the support.
No, because your body moves.
Do you know what I mean?
Do you need a sports water bra?
Water sports bra?
I don't know.
Please let us know maybe i should get
one for when i get motorboated water sports oh no that means pissing sorry no does it water sports
means pissing oh i thought you meant motorboat no no no that's just yeah yeah sorry so when you
do water aerobics often you wear a buoyancy belt have you done it before i've done water aerobics, often you wear a buoyancy belt. Have you done it before? I've done water aerobics before, yeah.
Have you?
In bunners.
Oh, were you recovering from one of your surgeries?
No.
Oh.
I thought maybe it was like a, because it's like a good low impact.
Water aerobics is fucking hard.
But it's a good low impact.
Yeah.
We did a radio thing where we tried like 15 different exercises in 15 days.
I'd love to do water aerobics because, as you know, I am.
Buoyant.
Wet for life.
I'm sorry.
Fuck.
We were just talking about buoyancy.
Fuck.
That's rough, eh?
Jeez.
We were just talking about buoyancy.
I thought that's what you were doing.
I just don't.
I feel really offended by that, actually.
No, that's a good thing.
Is it?
Imagine if I said, oh, avoid the water because you're heavy.
See, that's the opposite.
Why would I imagine that?
Is that what you were going to say?
So the opposite of heavy is buoyancy.
I can't win.
You'd be a medium amount of buoyancy.
You'd be the top of the bell curve.
Top of the bell curve. Top of the bell curve.
Oh, thanks.
We should do that.
That sounds so fun.
Let's do it.
It's actually great.
It's a great workout.
Because I love swimming.
You do.
Hashtag wet for life.
Yeah.
Let's actually do that.
Because that actually sounds really fun.
Okay.
You know the NARC?
I do know the NARC.
The Northcote Aquatics Recreational.
Recreational.
Beep that.
I thought you were talking about our mate, the NARC.
No, no, no, no.
The NARC has just been refurbished.
Has it?
They're like rec centre in Northcote.
Yeah.
And producer Sophie's been.
She said it's fucking boosh town.
Good town.
Okay, right.
Yeah, pretty good. Real lush. Real lush. Okay, right. Yeah, pretty good.
Real lush.
Real lush.
Okay, let's head in there at seniors hour.
And just pay the, you know, the guest admission.
Like we're not signing up for a membership.
No, no, no, no.
Because let's not do that to ourselves.
Yeah, no.
Anyway, the water aerobics, the belt.
Yep, got it.
Do you bring your own from home?
Like should I go and buy that before we go to the water aerobics
um sophie can you remind tony of the spiel she gave earlier about there's no follow-up questions
because they're submitted anonymously gotcha gotcha gotcha but i mean when we go should i
buy that belt before we go i think it's all supplied oh great that's that's good value
imagine a buoyancy belt when you're doing water aerobics
and it's actually, because it's so buoyant,
it's actually quite hard to move and go anywhere.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Confession.
I am 25 years old and in my weekly water aerobics class,
everyone else is over 70.
I love it.
Yeah.
You know that you're going to smoke them.
Yeah.
During the class, the lady next to me and myself got our legs tangled
and it's so awkward.
But because of the belts, you can't really push off
because you just.
Float together.
Yeah.
And so when you get stuck, you're just there in each other's space.
It's like bumper cars.
It was like we became one for about 10 seconds.
We made eye contact.
Why is this a confession?
This is a great story.
Instead of saying sorry, I thought it would be funny to go,
ooh, so intimate.
In the loudest, most high-pitched, folks, foul.
What's the word I'm trying to say?
Faux sexual tone I could muster. yeah fake faux pho faux like f-a-u-x yeah faux faux pas no i think it's just faux yeah oh some soup
she's boiling in the soup but it looks like fact sexual fact sexual faux sexual like it was incredibly awkward like a
fake moan like oh intimate is that what you mean yeah but i think she was like yeah yeah like a bit
silly bit cheeky so say we're stuck and then she said oh sexual what was it? No. Intimate.
So sexual.
That would be inappropriate.
Okay.
Give me a set up again.
Where our legs are tangled and I say.
Ooh, intimate.
It was incredibly awkward and she simply looked at me and we had to continue our workout for another 30 minutes
swimming next to each other in total silence.
You know, that is what I would consider a victim
of medical comedy almost.
Yeah, how's that anything about it?
Like you've tried to break the ice and go like, oh, oops, like oopsie.
I realise this isn't the spiciest story but it still haunts me every day
and I will never again go to water aerobics without shaving
my legs directly beforehand.
Because you do rub the prickles.
Yeah.
And her prickles on the 70-year-old prickles.
Yeah.
She probably fucking ripped a hole in that paper skin.
Sorry.
Would that then float across the top?
You said it.
Don't hurt me.
Ooh, sexy.
What was it, the word?
Oh, so intimate.
Intimate.
Hey, it's Mimi in New York, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan.
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Yeah, exactly right.
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And you could get craft made for you.
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If you log in and say it's my birthday today, I want a card.
Yeah, we're actually doing friendship bracelets at the moment.
Oh, my mistake.
Yeah, because I bought lots of stuff to make friendship bracelets
for Taylor Swift.
And you need to clear out some stock.
When realise how fucking long it took.
Yeah.
So I've got a few to post.
Yep.
But I've got to go to the first office.
The fucking first office.
I also am going to put a poll up today about I've got a question
about the interior of our new office and I need some assistance.
So I'll get people to vote on that.
Okay.
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Donna, love you, Donna.
Thanks, Don.
Courtney Fagan.
Fagan.
And Dom, good on you, Dom.
Big Dom.
Big Dom energy.
BDE, Big Dom energy.
Dom and I tricks.
Yeah.
I see.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Our mate Dom.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyway.
Yeah.
Maybe.
We don't know.
You okay, man?
Yeah.
Be a quirky girl today.
Quirky girl.
Anyway, I mentioned before that I told someone to use their manners in public.
Did you say mind your P's and Q's?
I didn't, but maybe that would have made this better.
My dog Pippa, right, she's an absolute slut for human attention.
She is.
Whenever we take her out, she really, like,
knows how to turn it on and get a bit of attention.
We're down at
our local cafe on um sunday morning uh we've actually been there before without pippa and
the people that work there go oh no pippa today oh so she is really the favorite like she's a star
of the show so you're it's like pippa featuring tony and torbs yeah not the other way around yeah
they love her and like they've got these little tables out the side and they go,
oh, yeah, you got Pip with you?
Like, take a seat and we'll come and grab you.
Like, it's our local.
We go there all the time.
Pippa is sitting there next to us, so we're, like, at the table.
She's sitting on the ground, proud as punch, like this.
Chest out.
Waiting for a cuddle.
Yep.
She's, like, looking around.
I have arrived.
Hello.
I'm here.
Don't you know that i'm here
she's sitting there proud as punch they're really busy yeah the guy walks out and he's like bringing
water and then he comes back and he brings a menu and he's like oh fuck did you want a coffee as
well and we go oh whenever you got a chance i'm like oh good he's kind of come back to our table
a few times and still pipa is sitting there proud as punch.
And you told him to fuck off for not.
Not getting any attention.
Finally, he's got a spare moment.
You guys, sorry, guys.
What did you want for a coffee?
Like we're mad this morning.
Yeah.
As we're kind of telling him what coffee we want, I'm like, oh,
just an iced latte would be great.
And Torbs goes, make it two.
The guy goes, great.
As he says great, he leans down to my beautiful waiting Pippa princess,
gives her like a big scratch on the chest and she's like, fuck, here we go.
She rolls onto her back and he's like rubbing her tummy
and he's like, oh, this is what she was after.
He's like rubbing her tummy and he's like, oh, this is what she was after. And I look at Pippa and go, oh, lucky girl.
Say thank you.
And the guy working at the cafe goes, oh, thank you.
Okay, to be fair, neither you or Pippo is the fuckhead in this situation.
Did he?
Well, he goes, oh, thank you.
Like you were the one being like.
Well, yeah, you're part of my dog.
Say thank you for like me letting you do that.
That does sound like something you would do.
Oh, take that back. I take that back.
I take that back.
But so he kind of like stands up.
He's like, oh, thank you.
He kind of starts to walk back inside.
Does he think that you've like.
He thinks that I'm like reprimanding him.
Yeah, so he's sheepish because of what you said.
He's embarrassed.
He should be embarrassed that he misread, but he's not up to that yet.
But I feel as though he was kind of like,
I'm sorry for assuming I could just like cuddle your dog.
Like, yeah, anyway.
So he kind of straightens up and goes, oh, thank you.
But even though you would go, oh, you're right, mate.
Or do you mind?
You wouldn't say, say thank you.
No. Or I'd be like, oh, you're right, mate. Or do you mind? You wouldn't say, say thank you. No.
Or I'd be like, oh, Pippa, come over here.
Like I'd move her away.
If I didn't want someone to cuddle her, I would take her away.
I wouldn't make them feel bad.
So you've emasculated this man.
But like anyway.
He crawls back to the kitchen embarrassed as fuck.
Well, he kind of straightens up and he goes, oh, thank you.
I didn't really realize like because I was obviously.
Anyone would be in shock because what the fuck just happened.
You don't have to justify your like taking a second there
because fucking now I'm like what?
And so like I'm being like a cute little dog mum and being like,
oh, say thank you to the man for like giving it, like he's busy.
You know, he's obviously what I meant.
I was going to say, yeah.
Also DCI from you because dogs can't talk.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
Dogs can't talk.
Like I was obviously just being stupid and cute being like, oh,
thanks for the attention.
Like do you know what I mean?
Yeah, I get it.
It's like when someone goes, you've got such a cute dog.
I can't say thanks.
I didn't make her. They don't know that. But yeah, true get it. It's like when someone goes, you've got such a cute dog. I can't say thanks. I didn't make her.
They don't know that.
But yeah, true, yeah.
I mean, your mum doesn't say that.
God, your son's husband.
Just comparing rescues one at a time here today.
Your son's so handsome she goes thank you.
She did no work.
She filled out the form.
She raised it.
She raised it?
Raised it?
Raised it?
By yourself?
I think you can accept a good job.
Can you?
Yeah.
Because I'm like, well, she is cute.
Thank you.
Because you know what's worse than that?
She's so cute.
Yeah.
Isn't that a foul move?
I know.
Isn't she cute?
Yes, she is. What's the opposite?
They go, that's a cute dog.
And you go, I didn't birth it.
I didn't fucking do anything.
Yeah.
Just picked her out.
Yeah.
But like if someone goes to you, nice jacket.
Yeah.
This is a cardigan, but that's okay.
Yeah, that's a bit accurate.
I can go with it for the scene.
No, no, I'll change my tone.
Like if we're improvising, I could do a yes and,
but I'm just letting you know that this is a cardigan.
If someone says nice cardigan.
I know what the fuck is wrong.
Should I call an ambulance?
Cardigan.
That's a nice cardigan.
Isn't it?
See, what an asshole.
That's a nice cardigan.
You say thank you.
Oh, did you give birth to that
then why are you taking the compliment why are you taking the compliment she didn't even birth
this fucking cardigan and she's just taking compliments like a fucking asshole
i was talking to the cardigan i'm not the cardigan's biological mother
i love that you can tell because our eyes aren't the same yeah I've seen this thing
where this person
at the park goes
oh it's a good dog
is it a rescue
and he goes
no it's my biological dog
stop saying that
so
the guy goes
when did he
that's what I want to know
because he
I reckon he's got back
to the kitchen
and gone
oh maybe she was
talking to
like did he will we ever know what place was reckon he's got back to the kitchen and gone oh maybe she was talking to like did did he will we ever know what what place was it let's call him it was
it was like all right yeah so a lady forced you to say thank you to her dog on sunday and i haven't
stopped thinking about it so i just wanted to let you know she was actually talking to the dog
and it's like so he goes goes, oh, thank you.
And he like rushes off because they're busy and whatever.
And then as he's kind of walked off, I went, oh, no.
Like.
Yeah.
But he's walked up and Torb's burst into flame.
Yeah.
He was piercing himself.
Yeah, I bet.
Because I went, oh, no.
And then I make eye contact with Torb.
He goes, he thought.
And I went, yeah.
Oh, no.
And then I make eye contact with Torbz and he goes, he thought.
And I went, yeah.
Oh, fuck me.
And then we'd live in La Vida Loca.
That's it?
Well, yeah.
He came back out and took out order for breakfast.
And you didn't bring it up again?
I didn't say anything.
And he's really nice.
He's always working there whenever we're there. People who aren't nice don't say thank you to a dog for letting him pat you.
But it was as if he was saying thank you to me for allowing him to do it,
which is just obviously.
That's so much worse.
I just feel so bad that he would think I would expect that.
I bet he does think that.
And now next, are you going to ever go back there?
We go there a lot.
That's what I mean.
It's the place that, like, you got breakfast tacos for us that time.
Oh, that place is sick.
It's so good.
Like the food's amazing.
You can't not go back there.
I know.
And it's like a good walking distance for us because you can kind of wander down
and then Pippa gets a rest.
And then when we walk back.
I think you need to like bring this up though because if you keep going back,
because if you go, oh, by the way, like this is what happened,
but this is what I meant.
He'll go, oh, yeah. Because every time you go back now he's gonna be like oh my god it's that fucking
bitch or is me bringing it up him being like oh i don't even remember that like he remembers oh
probably it was pretty bad you've just explained he remembers it was pretty like and he just looked
so embarrassed and i just feel bad for embarrassing him. Watch this space. Because I obviously meant that.
This weekend you go back.
Oh, if I say thank you.
You go back this weekend and you report back next week.
Fuck, okay.
Can you imagine if unironically though I was like, say thank you.
Like, say thank you.
Say thank you.
Because my dog is beautiful.
Yeah.
And you actually need.
I would be taking donations.
Yeah.
So if you would like to pat my beautiful dog.
You bring out a little pay wave cube.
I've got a tin.
Like I'm shaking a tin in the park.
And you go, it is a Sunday, so obviously it's plus 25%.
Yeah, 25%.
So I'm sure you understand.
You work in a hospital.
You get it.
You get it, mate.
You, yeah.
I got a love to see it here from Natalie.
Hi, Natalie.
Natalie Stratton, who's a tarp up.
Oh, hi, Natalie Stratton.
After five years of engineering school.
Oh, been there, girlfriend.
Yeah.
I wonder if she had class with Tony.
Years of networking, dreaming, and preparing,
I have accepted a position at Walt Disney World as an engineer.
Imagineer?
This has been my dream job since I was 12
and learned what an imagineer was.
That's awesome.
So I'm interning as an engineer and then after my 12-month thing
then I graduate to become an imagineer.
I can't fucking wait.
You'll love to fucking see it.
My nipples have just gotten hard.
That's amazing.
Congratulations.
Say thank you.
Thank you for sharing that.
Thank you for letting me listen to that.
Fuck, that's awesome, Natalie Stratton.
I was just thinking, do I know Natalie Stratton?
Because I worked with a girl who had that name,
but her name was Naomi Hatton.
They're a bit different.
So no.
So not the same at all.
But terrible coincidence, chat.
Disney was one of my former like dream employers
which sounds huge doesn't it like when you go god and imagine how fun that would be yeah like
that's what you imagine that it's just like all fun and games yep um i've got a love to see here
from bo and it also has like a bit of start the fucking blog energy just like natalie's um hi
tony and ryan i'm excited to finally have a story to share. Five years ago, I relocated for a relationship thinking that it was my forever home and city
and person.
Yeah.
Bo says, unfortunately, the relationship didn't quite work out and we parted our ways about
a year ago.
One of my biggest fears was being stuck in this big city that's just not home.
Yeah.
You know when you move somewhere and you don't even have, like, your person anymore and it just feels a bit like a bit of not a misstep
but you're kind of like, oh, I'm not really on track yet.
Yeah, I'm out of whack.
After a year of being afraid to take the leap of faith,
I'm excited to share I'm finally leaving and closing this chapter
in two weeks.
Here's to new beginnings and a fresh start.
Fuck yeah.
You love to see that, Beau.
It's really hard to not only take the first leap of, like,
moving to a new place with someone.
That's really scary.
But to be like, oh, this isn't right,
and not being too proud to, like, re-
It's worse to-
Re-centre yourself, I guess.
Stubbornly double down and delay.
Exactly.
Had a good time.
Finished up.
Move on to the next one.
Change course.
All good.
A lot of boating chat in that.
That's okay.
Does his dad have a boat?
And what was it named?
Might love to see it.
Dad's naming boats.
Don't know if you've ever seen it.
Have you heard about this?
No.
Yeah.
In fact, I might do it as you love to see it tomorrow.
Great idea.
Thank you.
But you love to see that.
Thank you for sharing that boat.
And congratulations, Natalie.
It's really, really cool. Thank you. But you love to say that. Thank you for sharing that, Bo. And congratulations, Natalie. That's really, really cool.
Really great.
Tomorrow, Tony Lodge versus Trades People edition 426.
But I think this is not Tony versus a specific trades person,
but against the culture of Trades People.
It's an understanding I don't have.
Yeah.
Would you like to be brought into the language and the time zone of the tradie?
The time zone of the tradie?
Yep.
I actually did get acquainted with the time zone of the tradie
because today I went to Bunnings before 9am.
Yeah, haven't we heard about it?
And it's a fucking other world down there.
Yeah.
It's an underbelly of trades.
Yeah.
They don't even do
sausages during the week no do you know that isn't that fucking crazy it's really disappointing
it's actually it's literally just a place you go for work so like on the weekend it's like a
fucking free-for-all yeah it's like a fucking carnival at the weekend yeah isn't it they got
ferris wheels barbecues so you know how there's the person at the front and you rock up
and you go, oh, I'm after the whatever, and they go, yeah, aisle 24.
Yeah, and they're bloody good.
They're fucking spot on.
They're fucking they don't miss.
How long do you reckon they've got to train before they can do that job?
I think it's a four-year degree, maybe similar to what...
My engineering degree.
Natalie did at engineering school.
So I walked up on a Wednesday and they said, how can we help you?
And I said, I'll get two with onion and tomato sauce.
Obviously, yeah.
And she goes, we don't do that.
And then so you just started up a Weber that they were selling down the back.
Do you sell the ingredients for this?
Yeah, can I buy the stuff and I just pick it on one of the barbecues on display?
Can I buy the Weber for about 15 minutes?
Yeah, can I rent it just for now?
Is that okay?
Rent a Weber.
Yeah, no, it's fucking weird. And I'm proud of you. So tradies, can I rent it just for now? Is that okay? Rent a web. Yeah, no, it's fucking weird.
And I'm proud of you.
So tradies, I mean, it's another world.
It really is underbelly.
And how did you go in the Audi hatchback?
Oh, no, that was all good.
I didn't get let into the trade entrance.
Amongst the Tritons and the Ford Rangers.
Yeah, there was a bit of that.
A bit of that.
And I think that they kind of went,
sweetie, are you okay? Like there was a little bit of that as Yeah. A bit of that. And I think that they kind of went, sweetie, are you okay?
Like there was a little bit of that as I was walking through.
Okay.
And you know what?
I fucking was all right and I lifted all that shit by myself.
You did.
You did.
I'm proud of you.
That's why you love to see it.
And I go, yeah, I go to Pilates three times a week.
We can tell.
And they go, the one next to the pizza place?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We can tell.
All right.
We'll chat to you guys tomorrow.
Love you.
Bye.