Toni and Ryan - The Love God

Episode Date: May 2, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author Tony Lodge. Hello. We've got international chat. We're about to call Norway to get an approval from Christian, but Norway, I don't know if the population is just so low that they don't need a lot of numbers to like, but it never
Starting point is 00:00:15 looks right. It just looks like there's not enough numbers. Yeah. And it always goes through. Well, sometimes, well, sometimes it goes through, but there's just Norway. This is going to work. That it goes through. But there's just... Norway. This is going to work. That's very funny.
Starting point is 00:00:30 Fuck me, it's going to work. Oh, you look like such a goose. Bloop bloop. Oh my God, hello. Christian! Oh my God, hello, Christian. Hi. Hello. how are you? We are very well.
Starting point is 00:00:47 Is it true that you are possibly the most, how do I say this, out of all TARPers, the biggest Eurovision fan? I certainly hope so. I certainly hope so. It's quite big in Norway. I'm also a journalist part oftime, like besides my regular job, covering news for Eurovision and the national pre-selections. So, yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:13 It's my biggest hobby. That's awesome. That's your Olympics. Yeah. Olympics for fabulous people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, Christian, will you approve today's episode? Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:01:29 Hey, this is Christian in Oslo, Norway, and I approve this podcast. All right, coming up today, Tony Lodge will be going through the applications to be my arch enemy. What's the difference between an enemy and an arch enemy? One of them has a bow and arrow. Well, fucking bow me up, dog, because I'm ready to shoot you down. And today actually is a video show,
Starting point is 00:02:01 so you can watch it inside the Spotify app as well as listen to it wherever you are in the world uh but first let's talk about retro problems which does that mean uh what sort of popped up as an accident on a show a few days ago and it's problems you used to have yep but you don't have anymore hence it being a bit retro and a bit old school so um this came up because i said like when you used to wear lip gloss, like real sticky lip gloss, and you'd be in the wind and your hair would stick to it and you'd be like,
Starting point is 00:02:30 look like you had a little beard. Say the brand again? The Lizzie Boo Boo with the Chi Chi and the Honey Bimbos? Yeah. Bimbo was the nice. I never forget a bimbo. Yeah. Especially not me.
Starting point is 00:02:41 Sorry. But yeah, Chi Chi was the brand and it was like a really thick, I reckon they still sell it. It was a really thick lip gloss. And that is a retro. Well, it's not retro for some. Some are still experiencing that, I'm sure. Some people actually said on the episode.
Starting point is 00:02:53 Because lip gloss and wind still exist. It's true. Some people said like, oh, yeah, that still happens to me. I haven't worn lip gloss in quite some time personally. And that's a blight on your character. I'm more of a lipstick or lip crayon girl. I'm not a lip gloss girl. I'm more of a cracked lip ask a friend for Lucas's poor, poor guy.
Starting point is 00:03:15 Oh, sponsored. It's not. Problems we used to have but don't have anymore. Beautiful. Lizzie Pellegrini. Okay. What is she a famous italian opera singer when you the movie you want to watch has already been checked out at blockbuster so you have to wait until next week and hopefully it's back in stock or you go up to the counter and go do you
Starting point is 00:03:40 know what time that's due back and they go oh, oh, it's due back tonight at 6pm. So you'd go back or you'd call them at 6 and you'd go, oh, did they bring that movie back? They go, nah, it's a late fee now. And you go, well, there's our night fucked. Do you know, because you'd go, well, we want to watch the RMS Titanic movie and it's all checked out. Now I have to wait till tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:04:03 Did you always rewind the tape before you sent it back? Yep. You would. Be kind rewind, yeah. Be kind rewind. Yeah. I don't know if it's still, actually it's surely not there. The video shop in Bunbury.
Starting point is 00:04:15 It's definitely not there. But it was there when I was there, which is not that long ago. It's the one next to the Eagle Boys Pizza. Yeah. Yeah, which is also not there anymore, I think. But see, what an evening next to each other. Oh, Eagle Boys Pizza. Yeah. Yeah, which is also not there anymore, I think. But see, what an evening next to each other. Oh, Eagle Boys Pizza. Do you remember when Eagle Boys?
Starting point is 00:04:31 This is the place that does the, oh, no, it's Joe's. That's Joe's, yeah. Eagle Boys was like a chain. I think it only existed in WA. I feel like Joe's was close to the video place, though. No, Joe's was over near the Thingo Hotel near the Woolworths. Joe's was over there. But I feel like that's where the video shop was.
Starting point is 00:04:47 I thought the video shop was like next to the Eagle Boys Pizza, like at the Forum. Oh, no. No, no, no. Was it not? Was there multiple video stores in a small town in Western Australia? You know, I wouldn't put it past them. There probably was.
Starting point is 00:05:01 What I was getting at is the snacks that you could get at a video shop very style colored popcorn so you obviously went to that shit one this one was elite and it's like it was like the american candy store and i reckon they were doing like more business selling candy than they were doing tapes by the end well obviously because who the fuck was buying tapes but we'd go down there and go let's find a movie and like spend up on snacks. Right. It was a great night out. Bridget and I used to do that all the time probably once. The video shop at like in Rolling Stone, like where I grew up, all of the, it was next to an IGA. So like the snacks didn't do so hot.
Starting point is 00:05:36 But it was like if the IGA was already closed but the video shop was already open, like was still open. Could have spilled over. You'd get it from there. But they'd have, you know, that coloured popcorn, like multicolored popcorn, stale as my fucking asshole. Isn't multicolored popcorn just one of the fucking biggest scams? Popcorn is delicious.
Starting point is 00:05:54 Multicolored's fucking cruel. Yeah, it is. Do you know what's good though? Like microwave popcorn when you do it at home. Yeah, that is good. But you got to melt a little bit of extra butter, don't you? A little bit of extra butter. Yeah, you just do a little bit extra, a little ramekin and you fucking pour that over.
Starting point is 00:06:06 Yeah, because it's just never enough. Charlotte. How's Charlotte? Retro problems. Not knowing the title of a song and have to call up a radio station and see if they can figure it out when you sing a little bit to them. Oh, I've never done that. That's amazing.
Starting point is 00:06:20 You watch the name of that song and the guy goes, oh, how does it go? And you go, my heart will go on. Yeah. Oh, okay. Oh, did you rent the RMS Titanic film last night? And not get it back before six o'clock last night? Yeah, because I actually wasn't able to fucking watch it last night
Starting point is 00:06:35 with this girl I'm trying to tune. Enjoy that late fee, motherfucker. Yeah. I hope it was a great three fucking hours. Waste my time. That's a great idea, though, calling up the radio station. I never used to know how you could call the radio station. I thought you had to, like, have a CB radio.
Starting point is 00:06:53 We've had this conversation before. I think I've said this before. And I still can't believe that you've. So when they, like, call this number, you're like, well, I don't have a CB radio. Well, I think it was because they would just be, like, call through or, like like let us know or whatever and i just never made the connection delta bravo alta um is it my heart will go on
Starting point is 00:07:11 selene dion over and that's how i thought that you called the radio station when did you find out that was not the case the night that my brother proposed to my sister-in-law, Chelsea, so like years and years and years and years and years ago, billions of years ago, we went to, and I don't fucking, maybe this is a side quest for us to fucking go down. They got engaged. He called us on the house phone and was like, oh, Chelsea and I are getting married.
Starting point is 00:07:41 And my mum obviously already knew and like helped him pick out the ring and stuff. But she goes, let's go to their house. So they'd just gotten engaged and it's like seven, like it's dark time. Like I remember it being dark and mum goes, let's go over there and like say congratulations and we rock up there, right? Oh, so in the car. I don't like this at all.
Starting point is 00:08:05 In the car on the way there, mum said, let's call the radio station and say, play Mindless Love by Lionel Richie because my son, my son, this is making retro problems. My son just got engaged. Fuck. My son just got engaged. Fuck. My son just got engaged. We should call him up and say, my son's just gotten engaged. Can you please by this time?
Starting point is 00:08:32 Did the love god answer the phone? I can't. I don't fucking remember. But anyway. Shout out to Jamie and Chelsea in Rollystone. Beautiful love tonight. And here's Lionel Richie. And then so she goes, we should call up the radio station.
Starting point is 00:08:48 I said, we don't have a CB radio. And my sister goes, it's through the phone, you fuckhead. Like that. Anyway, and then we get to my brother and sister-in-law's house. There's like, their curtains are closed. Yeah, because they were just fucking railing. Obviously. They've just gotten fucking engaged.
Starting point is 00:09:05 But there's like all these candles lit. You could see like the candles from outside and mum goes, we might be too late. And I was like, well, I don't know what that means. And the four of us, so mum, Libby, Hayley and I, my two sisters. And Lionel Richie. And Lionel Richie's there and the love gods on the phone, on the CB
Starting point is 00:09:21 radio. My animals. And then we're knocking on the door and we're like to say congratulations and i've never realized until now i'm older like what an invasion of privacy that was because they obviously just wanted to like be in their love bubble and like fuck each other and fair enough just got engaged there is so much to dissect there is a lot isn't there but the calling the radio and saying my son's just and they didn't do it and now i've been a radio producer do you know what i mean that's gold there's no way you wouldn't put that fucking call through you know what you finding out that radio didn't require cb radio is not in the top seven weirdest fucking things I've heard in that story. Thank you. That's not a compliment, by the way.
Starting point is 00:10:13 If I ever have. I'm sorry. My son just cried again. Could you imagine me. Oh, if I ever get engaged, my mum's not going to be able to call the radio and be like, my daughter just got here. If you get engaged, I will. I'll call.
Starting point is 00:10:31 You have to call every radio station until, oh, they're all pre-recorded now. It's all out of Sydney. It's all out of Sydney. No, I'll call because I've worked there. I know what good talent is. You know what to say. You've got to yell. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:42 And I'll fire them up. Yeah. But I think because I've worked at them all, when I call it will come up on the screen and be like, Ryan. Ryan, yeah. See, mine always comes up with like Juliet 27. Like because as a fake caller. Had to pretend to be someone else.
Starting point is 00:10:53 They'd be like, oh, no one called with a good story. Can you pretend? I'd be like, oh, yeah, well, my mum called the radio and asked for a song when my brother got engaged. What song would you like? Oh, yeah, well, Lionel Richie because that's what mum asked for. Okay. So that's what we've got to do, Mindless Love.
Starting point is 00:11:09 My endless love. What movie's that in? Happy Gilmore. Yes. When they're on the Zamboni in the ice skating rink and Claire from Modern Family's love interest. Yeah. Boom, retro problems.
Starting point is 00:11:24 Rewind that tape, motherfucker And finally, Alexandra Paul says Manually rolling down the window in your car Oh, didn't you have a bicep on this side Going through the drive-thru And now I have to pretend it was something else Other than masturbating on my right arm Bigger than my left.
Starting point is 00:11:46 And you go, shh, can you be quiet? I'm on the phone to the radio station. Hey, this is Christian. I'm in Oslo, Norway. You're listening to the Tony and Ryan podcast. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon.
Starting point is 00:12:14 These are some of our champion tapas, but all tiers are currently rolling across the bottom of the screen. You okay, mate? Sorry. I laughed so hard just then that literally the fucking every particle in my body is trying to get out. Tony's been thinking about the love god. I think it's the concept of calling in the radio
Starting point is 00:12:35 and having them be like, oh, blah and blah, having fun tonight, pop their song on, you know? Could you imagine if we got a job at a radio station now and they go, Tony, and you go, can you just call me the love god? You know what I mean? And we're like, what? That is funny, isn't it? But that happened at one stage and the bosses went, okay.
Starting point is 00:12:55 And he went, I actually go by the love god. Love god. Who was that? Like do we know the identity of the love god? Yeah, we do. He's like a recluse now. He lives up in the hills. Was it a secret at the time though so he like didn't get?
Starting point is 00:13:06 Richard Mercer. Because do you know Dean Clare's in Perth never showed his face? No, you're thinking of Fred Boddicker. Boddicker's Bunch, 94.5. Look at Richard Mercer. Oh, that is. He's got a rose in front of his face that is good we'll pop the yeah we'll pop it up um so that you can if you're watching the video show anyway sorry um all tiers of patreon call into mercer and tell them about their love life and then ask him to
Starting point is 00:13:39 play a song dedicated to someone who they loved. But like at the time though, was his identity a secret or was it just like a funny name? Because so Fred Boddicar in Perth, he never showed his face and if he was ever on the TV, it would be like the back of his head or he'd be like in a shadow so that people didn't like bother him in the shops. Like isn't that crazy? That is crazy.
Starting point is 00:14:02 No, this was just his show. It was like the love god does love song dedications. Hot. Did you ever call up and do one? Or did you ever play a song? I would have listened. Did you ever play a song for someone when, like, you were in your radio days?
Starting point is 00:14:14 Anyone ever call up and go, oh, can you play this for my mate? Yeah, but any time you say, has anyone got a request, it doesn't matter what kind of station you're on, people just call in and ask for metal. Fact. Really? All the time. So you're on, people just call in and ask for metal. Fact. Really? All the time. So you're on like a pop station playing Britney Spears
Starting point is 00:14:28 and Justin Bieber and something. He goes, can you play some fucking Death, Mega Death, Metallica? And you're like, well, obviously not. I love that band, Death, Mega Death, Metallica. They're my favourite. I'm pretty sure Richard Mercer used to smoke cigs as well on air. Oh, and like you know that the ash is all in the panel and that every night the techs have to go and like vacuum it all out.
Starting point is 00:14:46 By the time he's like, that sounds really nice for you guys. That's actually pretty hot. We'll play that for you now. Here it is. This is the love god. Love song dedications. This one's for you, Tony Lodge. It's called Stick a Thumb in My Asshole.
Starting point is 00:15:05 I've lost a nail. Okay, we found out that the actual identity of the love god was Ryan Jonathan Dunst. Maybe it was my birth father. I was just about to make an adoption joke. Anyway, Rachel Gibson, I bet you the fucking love god made some girls pregnant. Do you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:15:27 As if the love god doesn't have 50 kids floating around in Sydney somewhere. Rachel Gibson, good on you, Gibbo. I will name you October 1992. Yeah. It's just easier to keep up that way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Number five.
Starting point is 00:15:42 Miranda Button. Miranda Button, do you think of that? It's like a secret name for Misha Button. I five. Miranda Button. Miranda Button. Do you think of that? It's like a secret name for Misha Button. I thought it was Emma Button's sister. Who's that Spice Girl? Emma Bunton. Ah, fuck her.
Starting point is 00:15:52 This baby Spice, yeah. Chandra Kudry, TJ and Kian Verbridge. Good on you. We've got a live stream, 8am AEST on Monday. Yep. We've got a really fun idea that you would have seen if you're in Patreon. Yep. We're going to draw each other.
Starting point is 00:16:09 Yeah. We will be drawing each other. And it's like freehand. Freehand. Yeah. Old school. Old school? We'll be needing it.
Starting point is 00:16:18 As opposed to those new school drawings. Chaché BT. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I should have saved that that would be a great idea yeah if only you'd not said that now it's in the podcast anyway check that out on monday um speaking of patreon there is a new show called live from dci yeah dci stands for dumb carla conti island yep yep that's what it stands for uh it's available every fortnight to exclusive and champion tapas.
Starting point is 00:16:45 And I expressed some interest in having an arch enemy on the show a few weeks ago. It feels very James Bond, very Batman, you know, like they all have arch enemies. And I was like, this feels like it's something I could do. And I asked people to apply in Patreon to be my arch enemy. And Tony, I believe you've opened up the LinkedIn tab and you've got some applications. LinkedIn tab. Is this like too much of a peek behind the curtain?
Starting point is 00:17:11 I haven't read these. Tony hasn't looked at these applications yet either. Neither have I. So this is like brand new information. We're going in cold. Going in cold, coming in hot. Application to be Ryan John's arch enemy. Application number one.
Starting point is 00:17:28 Who's it from? Katerina Schmeers. Fuck, you think you know someone, Katerina. Oh. What? Ryan, do you want an enemy or an enemy? Please explain. I think that you might have spelled enemy wrong.
Starting point is 00:17:46 So it's enemy, E-N-E-M-Y, and you've said E-N-E-R-M-Y. I don't know. That's a good enemy application, though, because that does fuck you up. That is annoying. And I also did write that post, so that was me. Yeah, that was definitely you. And look what's underscored in red when I wrote what's on the show today. Oh, enemy.
Starting point is 00:18:12 Oh, mate. Is that how you spell it? No, it's no R. So it's just enemy. Enemy. Enemy. Enemy. There's still an E there.
Starting point is 00:18:21 N-M-Y. Well, no. I don't get it. You're fucking, I'll be your enemy now. I donM Y. Well, no. I don't get it. I'll be your enemy now. Alright, application for Ryan's archenemy number two. From the Big Twig. I think I... Oh, no. No, no. I said during the show that the little woot
Starting point is 00:18:37 feels like a natural archenemy, but he can fuck himself. Yeah, no. This is from the Big Twig. He says, Ryan, I could be your enemy based on our rivalry in hair height. He does have good hair, the Big Twig. He says, Ryan, I could be your enemy based on our rivalry in hair height. He does have good hair, the Big Twig, but mine is higher. He's this good, mine is higher. If he wants to be my enemy, he can be, but he'll fucking lose. Yeah, you do have him in height there.
Starting point is 00:18:56 I fucking support Big Twig with everything he does and he wants to be my fucking enemy. He's just written a book and he's biting the hair that feeds him. Yeah. You know, like as if we wouldn't. Tony's written a book, Big Twig's written a book. Who hasn't fucking written a, like as if we wouldn't. Tony's written a book, Big Twin's written a book. Who hasn't fucking written a book? As if we wouldn't plug his book, Dad Magic,
Starting point is 00:19:09 but now we won't plug his book, Dad Magic, available on Amazon. Be very careful what you wish for. Like we can't plug his book, Dad Magic, on Amazon now because he's done that. I'll stop masturbating to the cover of his book because it looks kind of hot. Yeah, it does look really hot. The big tweak, though, I think might have you on body height.
Starting point is 00:19:28 Hair height, I reckon you're higher, but I think he's taller. No. Yeah. We met him in Adelaide next to those big balls. Yeah. The big twigs. All right. Next application.
Starting point is 00:19:40 Application for Rian John's Enemy No. 3. This is from Nolan Dresden. Enemy application. 3. This is from Nolan Dresden. Enemy application. The E. Is there another spelling one? No, this is one that you and I, we will die on this hill. And this is actually an application to be my fucking enemy as well. I thought this was going to be funny.
Starting point is 00:19:58 This is just pissing me off. It's just nasty. The E in Nike is fuck off, Nolan. Nolan, go fucking fuck off. Fucking fuck off. I didn't ask for an enemy. I actually should not be fucking included in this. Do you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:20:15 This feels like. Go Nolan off a cliff. The E in Nike is supposed to be pronounced and the logo is called a swoosh, not a tick. No, it's a Nike tick and you can fuck off. He's in the fuck off. I'll pop him in the bin. This one's from Charisma. Wow.
Starting point is 00:20:37 I can out-riz you, mate. Enemy application from Charisma. She says, I am Riz. Well, she's not wrong, is she? So you saw her coming. I think I'll pop her in the maybe pile because I think that what a good enemy needs is a great villainous name. Charisma is a great villainous name.
Starting point is 00:20:56 And you knew what she was going to say just based off her being called Charisma. Some people would argue that Charisma is my archenemy. That's good all right second last one this is from phil not very villainous oh phil and he's a phil and phil and the villain filthy phil and enemy application for ryan john dunn i'm a communications director for a non-profit so a huge part of my job is ensuring correct grammar, spelling, and pronunciation. Fuck him off.
Starting point is 00:21:26 Okay. Sorry. Sorry, Phil. Fuck him right off. I thought I came up with a really good name for Phil. Try these ones. Okay. It's not looking good. Maybe they're all your enemy.
Starting point is 00:21:35 There's an extras pile. I want to hear the extras. Maybe there's extra. Oh, this is from Carissa Casella. She's our art heister. She's stolen art for me. She has. We thought she was a villain on our side i'll be
Starting point is 00:21:46 your enemy based off your shit thirds of thickness hot chocolate recipe what the fuck we made the greatest drink of all time we made hot chocolate on a live stream recently and um i'm actually again i don't know why am i being included in this for everyone playing at home let me tell you how to make a great hot chocolate using the thirds of thickness. Thirds of thick. It is one third actual chocolate. Yeah, hard. One third. Cream. Cream.
Starting point is 00:22:10 And one third. Condensed milk. What's the, where's the fucking go wrong? Yeah, and I added a bit of salt for like it to be fancy. Like you'd say that shit on the bear. Fuck you, Carissa. I love you, but fuck you. Jacob Beal, application for Ryan's DCI Arch Enemy.
Starting point is 00:22:26 Your grey swoop makes me think that you're trying to be Stacey London. Google Stacey London. I don't know who that is. What's a grey swoop? I think they mean your coif. You make me coif. I just Googled Stacey June. Nope, Stacey London.
Starting point is 00:22:41 Don't know what made me think of girls of her. Stacey London. Oh, she's cool. Oh, well, so Jacob. No, you're not an enemy. You've come up with a great idea. I'd love to be compared with Stacey London. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:22:53 Ryan, we've got one final application here. It feels like we're actually going to be friends with Jacob because he said that you like Stacey London. Yeah. Look at Stacey London. Oh, awesome. Oh, so it's like Michelle Visage. Her hair's great. I thought like Stacey London. Yeah. Look at Stacey London. Oh, awesome. Oh, so it's like Michelle Visage. Her hair's great at the front.
Starting point is 00:23:07 I thought like Cruella. Oh, cool. The Emma Stone version. Great movie. Actually, no, the Glenn Close version. She's a great fucking Cruella. That 101 Dalmatians real life Dalmatians is so good. Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:20 I reckon we've got you here. Rebecca says, I'll be your enemy, Ryan. Why? I went to Diamond Valley College. You can fuck right off. Who was her name again? Rebecca. You can fuck right off, Rebecca.
Starting point is 00:23:33 That's a locations-based enemy. That's good. This lady, fuck, I wish I remembered her name. Here you go. You hold on to Rebecca. I don't think it was Rebecca, but I met a tarpa that works at Grilled in Eltham. Oh, fuck, how good's Grilled? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:48 Literally grilled. I followed Grilled on Instagram the other day. Yeah. What a mistake. They're just posting reels of them making burgers all the time. Like, what a. I am actually getting grilled after this. I thought you were about to say I'm actually getting stiff.
Starting point is 00:24:06 I am actually getting a hard on is what I thought you were going to say. I'm getting grilled on down here. There's a lovely. Sorry, if you mentioned if you said I'm getting stiff, who would say that? Well, not me, but you're. I am getting stiff. Like that's horrible, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:24:22 I didn't say that. No, I know. Don't judge me for thinking I didn't say that no i made it up i met a lady at grilled and she goes i'm a tarpa and i go me too and i go it was in eltham and i go yeah i live around she goes i could see him yeah i live around here i went to eltham high and she goes i went to dunn valley college and i went sorry about that but rebecca might have been rebecca maybe it was rebecca but i'm torn on that i'm natalie embrbruglia because what if Rebecca works at Grilled? We can't have an enemy that works at Grilled.
Starting point is 00:24:47 Grilled is all friends. Okay. We need to do some more research into Rebecca. If Rebecca doesn't work at Grilled, I will fight her to the death. Yep. And I also think, can I have two villains? Yeah. Charisma. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:03 And by the end of 2024, I out charisma charisma oh i don't know what that means and how we measure it but that will fucking happen a riz down oh that sounds dirty anyway that wasn't as dramatic no they're quite light pieces of paper oh what's landed on your hair. My name's Stacey London. See, it was the one about the coif. It was Ben Twigg. A hair off. He's a ghost. Oh, yeah, good. I've got a You Love To See It here to bring us back from villain chat.
Starting point is 00:25:37 Charisma? Fucking. We can't bring enemies into You Love To See It. You're right. You know what I'm saying? Like, so we need to have your last word. Charisma. Not grilled working Rebecca.
Starting point is 00:25:53 Yeah. Look the fuck out. Fuck you. It's like they're over there because I'm looking over there. Tony's looking at my camera. Fuck you. Nah, she's not my enemy. She's just your enemy.
Starting point is 00:26:05 I've got you love to see here. I actually sent it to you in our group chat. It's this tweet that's got a bit viral and it says, why does our daughter look like Woody Harrelson? And their daughter literally looks like Woody Harrelson.
Starting point is 00:26:22 First of all, yes. Second of all, I'm pretty sure this went viral in 2019. Oh, did it? Yeah. I just saw it the other day and I thought that's so funny. Oh. Well, anyway, if you haven't seen it, it's on the screen. It's great.
Starting point is 00:26:37 Woody Harrelson replied and wrote like a little poem to the baby and the mum replied and was like, you've made our day. Like she'll love this when she's older, which is now. So my love to see it. Happy 18th birthday, sweetheart. Yeah, my love to see is that Cora has now seen that. And she's a big fan. Tapa as well.
Starting point is 00:26:54 Cora, hardly know her. And how. My love to see it is from. It's still good though. It is still good. But the timing is unfortunate. You know when you watch TV and on the news they're like, oh, this viral trend, and you're like, what?
Starting point is 00:27:10 Am I that granddad that's like, oh, have you seen DVDs? Don't have to rewind them. Like that. We actually don't. Yeah, how good's that? It's a revelation. A revelation. Tapa Mark.
Starting point is 00:27:23 Hi, Tapa Mark. Said, this is fucked. You know how we're talking about uh how chupa chups are actually supposed to be called chupa chups mark said my entire life i kind of got because you know it's got squiggly writing yeah i thought they were chubba chubs oh a b not a p my whole life 34 years old i've never noticed that it's a p and i thought it was a B, not a P. My whole life, 34 years old, I've never noticed that it's a P and I thought it was a B. And not until your show the other day did I question me calling them chubba chubs.
Starting point is 00:27:53 I'll have a chubba chub. That sounds like not. It sounds like you're getting stiff. Like, oh. I've got a chubba chub. Ryan's thinking of grilled. He's got a chubba chub. They're never going to sponsor us.
Starting point is 00:28:09 Do we keep saying things like this? Grilled sponsor us. And also, chubbed for grilled. Hashtag chubs for grilled. How many apostrophe D's can you get in one fucking slogan? Put your D's in my slogan. Anyway, thank you so much for listening and for watching today, if you're watching on Spotify app.
Starting point is 00:28:29 We're back on Monday. Back on Monday. 8 a.m. Monday morning, though. We've got a live stream. If you're keen on joining our Patreon, you'll be champion tier and join in on the fun. Yep. I'll also put in the Facebook group.
Starting point is 00:28:40 I've been promising Tony that I'll do this for a while and I haven't got it. We've got a little snippets from the last live stream. We've got a little taste. Yeah. A little taste of what you're in for. Yeah. We'll pop that up today.
Starting point is 00:28:50 But we fucking love you. Thank you so much for watching. Thank you for applying to be Ryan John's enemy. Appreciate the applications. Applications are now closed. Yeah. Please don't send us nasty stuff anymore. DM me, Meg, telling me to go fuck myself.
Starting point is 00:29:02 Fucking love you. Have a great weekend. Bye. Have a great weekend. Bye. Have a great weekend. I love you all. I think he said lovers, didn't he? Have a great weekend. Lovers.
Starting point is 00:29:14 Here's Mariah Carey. Um. Oh, one for the group. That's the only Mariah Carey song I can think of. You've ruined a great episode. Sorry. Lovers. Sounds like I'm out of ciggy.
Starting point is 00:29:35 Bye. Love you, bye. I can't stop. What happened? What happened? I don't know! What happened? What happened? I don't know. All right, bye. Love you.
Starting point is 00:29:50 Bye. Bye.

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