Toni and Ryan - The Most Perth Story

Episode Date: February 25, 2025

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Arthur Tony Lodge. Now look at this name on the screen here. Sian. Yeah. Now where do you think she's from looking at that spelling? Um, okay. Well, I'm cheating cause I know that that's an Australian phone number. Oh, okay. Sorry. But like Irish name, like Gaelic name. This is what Sean says. Just a shout out. Every time you read my name in on the pod, you assume I'm from Ireland, but I'm actually from Queensland. Hope this helps.

Oh, so it's not Sean. It might be like Sian. Oh, but you know how like Neve is like nymph and we fucked those ones up? That looks similar because of the H. No, but we would say Sean. Let's ask her. Okay, let's call. But it might be Sian.

Sian. Sian? Let's say, hello, who are we speaking with? Hello? Hi, who are we speaking with? Hello, who's this? It's Tony and Ryan. Who do you Who are we speaking with? Hello. Hi, who are we speaking with? It's Tony and Ryan. Who do you think you're speaking with? Oh no, fuck you. Who is this? Sian.

Oh. So Ryan goes, who do you think we're calling? I was like, Sean. He goes, no. And I was like, okay, so is it Ciann, but Ciann. Yeah, okay, okay, okay. But thanks. Yeah, look, my mom put the H at the end to stop people from calling me Ciann. Yeah, no, she's fucked that right up.

Didn't work. Didn't work. Didn't work. You know what you should tell people, it's like Leanne, but like the C. But it's not even that. Oh yeah. Do a dog talk. Good job for not saying that because that's not true.

And thanks for letting us know you're not from Ireland because with your voice, it might've been confused. Yeah, we weren't sure. Well, the thing is, well, it's like people look at the name and they go, Oh, it must be Sian. I go, no, like it's North Queensland, Bogan pronunciation, not Irish. But like by saying Sean, you think that you're doing them,

like you think that you're one step ahead. But you know what I mean? But I fucked it instead. I'm sorry that I fucked it every time I've ever said it on the pod. I really apologize. Well, whoever the fuck you are, we will approve today's episode.

Oh, be rude not to. See ya. See ya be rude not to. Sian? Sian, yes I will. Hi, it's Sian from Queensland, now in Tasmania, and I approve this podcast. What are you hiding from your partner? But fun. Now I didn't, I didn't attach the words but fun in the thread. So my apologies. Oh, yeah. And I do that now. I do dramatic voices like I'm a Disney villain. But I apologize. Oh, I don't like it.

That's my villain's thing. He apologizes for stuff. I don't like it. But I think the but funny is because often we're like, what made you cry? But funny. So it's like, you know, like, you know, I get it. Yeah. Yeah.

But I forgot about that part for a bit. Hey, that's okay. And I apologize. My Disney villain needs work, character development. Yeah, and that's okay, early stages. Yeah. Marie. Hi Marie.

I am a 43 year old female, and despite what my husband thinks, I am not massively that the best thing about Christmas is all the darts on TV. I'm not a big fan of darts. I'm not a big fan of darts. I'm not a big fan of darts. I'm not a big fan of darts. I'm not a big fan of darts.

I'm not a big fan of darts. I'm not a big fan of darts. I'm not a big fan of darts. I'm not a big fan of darts. I'm not a big fan of darts. I'm not a big fan of darts. I'm not a big fan of darts. I'm not a big fan of darts.

I'm not a big fan of darts. I'm not a big fan of darts. I'm not a big fan of darts. I'm not a big fan of darts. I'm not a big fan of darts. I'm not a big fan of darts. I'm not a big fan. Marie says, I do not believe that the best thing about Christmas is all the darts on TV. Years and years ago, It's a seasonal sport. Santa loves it. Santa loves darts.

You wouldn't throw a dart in the summer, would you? Years and years ago, my husband asked, Oh, do you mind if I pop the darts on? And me wanting to be supportive went, yeah, love me some darts. No, so you can't say you love it. And he really loved that I loved it. And he was like, Oh great. I love darts. This could be like our thing.

Like we hang out and we watch darts together because we both love it. Yeah. It's kind of cute, but darts kind of sucks. And now that's just the lie I'm living with. See, I think if someone goes, Oh, do you mind if I pop the darts on? And you go, Oh, sure. You probably think that's a casual viewing of like in the background. That's just on like, Maybe cricket in the summer. Yeah. Cricket's on the background. Or footies on on a Saturday, or in the summer. Yeah, cricket's on the background.

Yeah, or footies on on a Saturday, half hour or whatever. But you know, when you go, oh, I love it. Yeah, that's on you, Marie. That's, you know, what I thought you were going to say is like going and playing darts, which is quite fun. Is it? Oh, I quite like darts. After the first time, after the first,

you know, after the first, you throw two in, you go, okay you go, okay, is there a bowling alley in this joint or something? Yeah. And like often darts is at a pub, isn't it? And so then I just, I get worried that all those people are drinking and throwing sharp stuff. Yeah, it's dangerous. Like what's the legalities around that do you think? I hope they have accident cover insurance.

We are actually not talking about insurance today. It's been over 48 hours so I'm allowed to accident cover insurance. We are actually not talking about insurance. It's been over 48 hours, so I'm allowed to talk about it. Are you driving a car in the pub when you're throwing the dart? That's a great question. Cause what if it got in a wheel? Like someone died and it was in the wheel? No, like if they threw it at a puncture.

Am I in your wheel? Punctured a wheel. Wheel, wheel, wheel, wheel, wheel, not wheel, wheel. Did you know that? I don't know if you said this. He walked in to get our wheel at the tire place and you go, Oh my God, I was meant to get a wheel at the tire place, not a wheel at the tire place. Well, I had to go get a wheel adjustment and they said, what do you need adjusting?

I said, I've had a daughter, so I want to make sure the assets go to her. I'd love a pad tires. Well, you got one. Wait, should we start a business called wheels, wheels, tires and tires? What was the third wheel? Well, just then was wheel, wheel and wheels. And then the tie and tires. Okay. So you're right. It's wheels, wheels, tires was wheel. Wheel and wheels. And then the tie and tires.

Okay. So you're right. It's wheels, wheels, tires and tires. Yeah. Okay. Go, go, go, go, go, go. That's quite good. That is good.

Uh, Chelsea. Hi, Chelsea. I do bath time with the little one. Yep. And my wife, she'll put them to bed, which is a very... Oh, sorry. A minute ago, you love fucking voices. I think I'm ready to retire my wife. Not the person, the same. Is that what you're telling us on Friday?

Huge exclusive. No. So it is a pretty common combo that one partner does bath and the other one puts them down. That's how we roll it out. So Chelsea's doing the bath. Wife is doing bedtime. Yep. Yep. So Chelsea said once she like does the bath and like passes the child off, she'll go into the kitchen, get a bag of crisps, put the TV on. And I think every parent knows the like, sit down in that phone and like,

she's down. We've done our best today. We made it through another day. Yeah, got through a day and just eats a bag of crisps and just like watches the tally and just zones out for 10, 15 minutes while her wife puts the kid to bed. St. Crisp's is weird. I know. It must be British from Chelsea. That's so funny. Oh, they're rich. Isn't Chelsea hell nice? No, that's her name, but she is a nice bitch. Yeah. But isn't Chelsea- It's a nice area. Yeah, that's so funny. Oh, they're rich. Isn't Chelsea hell nice? No, that's her name, but she is a nice bitch.

Yeah. But isn't Chelsea- It's a nice area. Yeah, that's fancy. Like, you know where we stayed in London? That was not Chelsea. Not there, yeah. Good on you, Chelsea, you deserve it.

I think so. Oh, a little bag of SNVs after a tough day. You wouldn't mind. Then my partner will get the kid down. She will come out. She'll walk to the kitchen, grab a packet of crisps, sit down next to me on the couch and go, should we share a bag of chips and watch the TV? And you're double bagging.

Chelsea's double bagging. My partner has no idea about the first bag. She thinks we're just splitting a bag each night. And I've already had one. Splitting a bag, God takes you back. Get that bag, sis. I love that. Victimless crime.

My partner has no idea about the first bag. She probably wouldn't care, but I feel like I have this sneaky salty little secret. And what a beautiful relationship that that's the secret. Yeah. Don't you think that's so sweet? Yeah. And then Chelsea's wife like goes and puts the crisp packet in the bin,

sees another packet every night for the last year and goes. So this is what I'm thinking man. Chelsea's wife knows about the chips. Oh, we go through 10 packs a week. Instead of five, yeah. She knows about the chips. Oh, we go through 10 packs a week. Instead of five. Yeah. Uh, she knows about the chips and she goes, I'll let you have that. Maybe, you know, that I think that that's also very sweet.

Chelsea's wife's sneaky little salty secret is that she knows. Is that the next one? Finally, Virginia. Hi, Virginia. Strong name. It is a very strong name, but whenever I think of the name Virginia, I just think about back in my deli days. The Virginia ham.

The Virginia ham. Yeah. And I go, ooh. Is that a good ham? Yeah, yummy. Yummy. I like smoked ham. Same.

All ham is smoked, but like a smoky flavor. Same. Yeah. In fact, anything, I like my barbecue sauce smoky. You do. You love bbq sauce. I just love smoke. What about like? Yeah. In fact, anything about my barbecue sauce smoking. You do. You love BB Quas sauce. I just love smoke.

What about like... Like when you can taste the smokiness on a steak that's been cooked over the flames, you know? Oh. You know how you can buy smokers like for food and like... Yeah, but I also have a personality so I don't want to be that guy. Yeah, so true. You're not from Perth. Yep. Live there for a while, not from there and that's the difference. Yeah. So true. You're not from Perth. Yep. Live there for a while. Not from there. And that's the difference. Yeah. My old neighbor though, right? My old neighbor.

Tony, please tell me the most Perth story ever. And go. Yeah. No, it's happening now. It's happening now. My old neighbor, Phelan, he listens to this pod. Like, I know he will hear this. And he was my like childhood name. Like I've known him since I was born. Like, and he's a couple of years older than me and he is like hell into smoking weed. Where's he live? What city? He lives in Perth. He's from Perth, lives in Perth. He's actually like really good at it. And he's like now doing events, like catering events for like all of his family and friends and stuff. So he just did his mom's birthday the other events, like catering events for like all of his family and friends and stuff. So he just did his mom's birthday the other night,

the other week and was like, oh, like, and he does the cart and shows you the thing. Does he wear black gloves? Yeah. Fuck yeah. The whole thing. All right, I know I was like throwing a little bit of shade before, but when I see a black glove near the meat,

I go, this motherfucker knows what he's doing. He knows. Someone is doing it right. I know. Look at this. Is it Instagram something? This is a video of him cutting into it. Stop it. And you can see the black gloves. Hang on. Ready for this. Oh, just falls off that. I don't know if there's any audio. Oh, he squeezed it and the juice is like, Oh my God. Yeah. Stop it, Fede.

I know, Phelan. Phelan, sorry Phelan. Like he's super into it and he's really good at that. I was Phelan to get your name right. And then, and he has messaged me a couple of times being like, fuck you've read me for filth with the like Perth meat smoking thing. And we were just chatting the other day about it. And it's just so funny that it's coming up again.

That's why I love to say it today. He's great, yeah. Virginia. Hi, Virginia. On Fridays, I used to get a sneaky McDonald's breakfast when I was working from home, but my husband was working at the office. Sounds like Ryan's alter ego is called Virginia.

Oh. Ryan Virginia John Dung. So, I am just going for a walk in the morning. Oh, you're off to the office. See you later tonight. Yeah. Comes back with that brown paper bag and a coffee in hand. You know what I'm saying?

Nice. Yep. This is going really well until we got one of those snitchy ring doorbells. I've been betrayed by the ring. Yeah. Says Virginia. They get you. They do.

Because husband looks up and goes, Oh, yeah. Cause ours don't like, we have a ring doorbell. And so yeah, you can't get away with fucking murder at our place. I would hate that. Imagine if there was a doorbell here at work for the Uber H drivers. Well, so you know how at the end of the episode yesterday, we got interrupted with the delivery. It was a ring doorbell. No.

Can we get a separate entrance for the Uber H? Where he goes around the back. Yeah. Hi, it's Sian from Queensland now inmania, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Sonic the Hedgehog 3. Welcome home, my boy. Is now streaming on Paramount+. He is much more impressive than the hedgehog I fought previously.

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They're going off. They really like it. I floated the idea of the name Charles Patterson presents cause I liked the piece, but no one else in the office has seemed to sort of take to that. You haven't said that to me. You also have not said that to me.

Oh, well I've thought about it and no one got back to me. So. You know that meme that's like when you get angry about the no one's sticking to your schedule that you didn't tell anyone about. Yeah. So that feels like that. So I, no one likes my idea that I didn't tell them. I have not communicated that idea and I have, uh, flawed by the lack of feedback. Yeah. Um, so, uh, anyway, great use of the term flawed. Like I just, yeah. Oh, I'm flawed by that. That is a good word.

It's good. I never say it. That's great. I think I might work that into my lexicon. I would. Jenny Howard. Good on you, Jenny. Thanks, Jen.

Emily Fagan. Good on you, Em. Thanks, Fags. Jewel Freeman. Freo. Amanda Feirenbach. Oh, she's been to Feirenbach. What's her favorite position?

Oh, nothing, I'm just Feirenbach. Jordan Williams, good on you Jordan. J.M.W. Maya Spears. Spearzy. Oh, Brittany's sister. And Brittany Gronvig. Sorry, did you,

was there a Brittany and a Spears next to each other there? Oh, there was actually. Maya Spears and to each other there? Oh, there was actually. My Spears and Britney gone vague, gone vague. She used to eat meat but she's gone vague. Yeah. So sorry, Phelan. She can't enjoy any of you brisket. That's a shame.

On Friday's show, the biggest scoop Ryan John has ever done. I don't know if that's true because we heard about, you know, the Scottish police officer and- That was a big sting operation. We obviously blew the fucking door off. I'm a celebrity, get me out of here. Just the follow up, they said some of the comments in there. I did, we've gotten some hot, hot tea from- Oh, someone in the Patreon was on the set.

Someone in the Patreon, yep, gave us a, we won't name names or say what happened, but she confirmed a few things that we suspicious did. The tea is hot, ladies and gentlemen, but I would say the tea is boiling on Friday. Yeah. Huge scoop. Anyway, I've already said too much. Well actually speaking of messages on Patreon, one of the perks about Patreon is that we,

I like go through and reply to all the messages. And it's only us, like it's not, you know, some assistant that goes through and does the messages. Yeah, it's Tony. And we got this message from Jennifer Ealy, actually a little while ago. Okay. And I've been sitting on it because I've thought, I don't know if we're ready for this. Are we ready for this now? Well, I don't know.

I'd never thought about this. And then I started to overthink it and now I'm in my head about it. Okay. And I need to talk about it. Okay. Jennifer said, so, hang on, are we solutions based or do we just need to get it out of our system? I think we'll get it out.

Yep. We'll have a quick think. And then I think we could probably discuss the answer. Do we have the option to discuss not taking it on? Totally. Okay. Yes. Yeah.

Always an option. Yeah. Cause I always assume there's an option to not take it on. Okay. Great. Jennifer says, I have a random point of discussion. How do y'all brush your teeth? We don't, next question.

I'm going to pause here. Uh, we've talked about brushing our teeth on this show so many times, whether you should do it in the shower, not do it in the shower, whether you should rinse your mouth out after, whether you shouldn't rinse your mouth out after. And this is kind of where my mind went at first, but let me read on. Jennifer says, I feel like there are so many ways that I want to learn about. How does everybody else do it? How many different?

Okay. So this is what I thought too. And this is where the cogs start to turn. And this is where I think it gets a little bit too meta. Do you use, Jennifer says, circular motions or just go front to back? Do you section your teeth and brush in quadrants or do you just freestyle it? Do you time yourself? Do you brush multiple times a day?

I need answers is what Jennifer said. Okay. So the first thing that stuck out to me is quadrant versus freestyle. Yeah. Freestyle. I've never heard the term quadrant, but freestyle is crazy. I cannot imagine. And you know what?

There was part of me that was like, Ryan might be a freestyle guy because you kind of, you are like, not really a planner. No, yeah. I'm just trying to, I'll be like side, other side, inside, inside. And then I'd finish with a couple of flicks on the front. Yeah. Side first. And you do a like. But I also won't bite into a waist bar with my front teeth. Because what? What? Anything called bite sensitive. When you bit into that waist bar that day, like with your front two teeth, it gives me

the heebie-jeebies just thinking about it. Sorry, I'm just a really not sensitive girl. That's not true. That's not true. So, but are you doing circular or are you going like over? Like, sorry, across and back? Yeah, just imagine if I'm doing the hand signal for sucking a big old dick, but I'm holding instead of...

It's going forward and back, not around. Yeah, and I'm teaching Mabes at the moment because we do teeth and bath. Of course, yeah. And so we're like, and now she's like, back corner. And I'm like, gotta get the back corner sweetie. That's quite cute. Yep. And do you use an electric toothbrush? I have and I like them, but I don't.

Oh, you don't have a new discusor? No, but I do have a water flosser. Oh, water pick, yeah. Yeah, which I will use for the four days leading up to seeing the dentist. Yeah, that's it. And then I will stop until the next time. That's the only time I think you need to.

Yeah, I believe that's how it's supposed to work. Where are you at Tony Lodge? Well, so I have an electric toothbrush and I actually found out, like, I think I saw a fucking TikTok video about it because I was like, if you have a electric toothbrush, do you just like hold it in one spot? You let the electricity do the choices. But then I don't know if that's right. I think you're supposed to, it's like doing, you're doubling up. So it's like you do the motion and I'm circular. Yeah.

And the electricity is going at the same time. What if you're doing the opposite of the circular and so it's just still, like the thing's going around like this and you're doing the other way and it just evens out. And then there's just a brush sitting on your, on your tooth. Is that what would? Well, if you're on the same way, like perfectly the opposite, it would just even out. Wouldn't it? I don't know.

I mean, probably not, but hilarious. Very funny. Yeah. I know it's wrinkling my brain. I saw. But so I wrote down my order because I was like, I need to think about this. So I'm like, I'm envisaging myself in the shower and I'm like, how, what way do I go? So I go top front, like my two teeth, top left,

very, very back left. And I actually have a wisdom tooth that's come out that I haven't had to get removed and I can use as a regular tooth. But I have to really pay attention when I'm brushing them. So I like give that a bit of a hook in and then I brush them there. And then I do bottom left, bottom front, bottom right, then top right. And then I go and do the opposite of like the inside. Yep. So I finish on the top right and then go inside bottom right and then back up and around to the front.

And I just think what a dull thing to learn about someone. Yeah. Um, yep. And I was actually just sitting here thinking, I don't give a fuck. This is so uninteresting. And what did you dream about last night? And so when Jennifer was like, oh, how does everyone do it? Because wow, like there's so many ways.

Not really, Jen. There are some things we just don't need to know. Not because of like keeping it in your own house. It's just like, we don't give a fuck. It just, but I guess also there is part of me that's like, I've just never, of all the things that I've thought about, which is most things extensively, which is a lot. I guess that maybe there was a bit of shock on my part that I hadn't thought about this before. Jen, don't open them doors. You know what I'm saying? Like let sleeping dogs lie.

Yeah. them doors. You know what I'm saying? Like let sleeping dogs lie. Yeah. Yeah. It was just the, and then as soon as I read this, I'm like in the shower and I'm like, I do do that. And I'm like thinking about my fucking teeth as I'm, uh, cause it's just one of those jobs you just do. It's like, if you think too much about breathing, then you're like, how's that happening? I've got a video for you and I didn't know this is where we were going today, obviously. Um, but let me show you. Click on, see the guy in the middle of the top. Yep. Click on him. Hey everyone. It's 11.35 on day 48.

I think it was just a blur day 48 of the brush and my teeth challenge. For those that don't know, I'm just a blur, day 48 of the brushing my teeth challenge. For those that don't know, I'm brushing my teeth every single day in 2025. I just wanted to jump on and give you guys an update and answer a few of your questions. The response to this has been unbelievable. People are asking, is this real? It's 100% real.

I'm genuinely brushing my teeth every single day for a year. People are saying, everybody should be cleaning their teeth every day. Wow. I mean, if it's having that kind of impact, then that is beyond what I set out to do. I kind of always went on this journey for myself and my own growth. So people have been messaging and saying everybody should be doing this anyway. It's like, wow, that's just what an impact, you know. People asking about is it expensive to get into? No, it's not. It's just a wow, that's just what an impact, you know. People are asking about, is it expensive to get into? No, it's not.

It's just a piece of paste. It's under a fiver, so no barrier to entry there. And the challenge- You know how scary it is. I just, yeah, it's taken over my life, really. So this isn't my job. I'm kind of, I still work full time this year. It's not all I'm doing.

It's about being prepared really. I'm away in a hotel tonight. Look at this. How cute is that? That is just real, isn't it? So I've had to prepare. The tiny cold guy. I specifically booked a hotel with a sink

so I can get a brushing in the morning. Phoned up the hotel and said, I'm doing this challenge where I brush my teeth every day. If you got a sink, I'm like, yeah, we've got a sink. So yeah, shout out to those guys as well. She absolutely buzz and keep following through updates. And yeah, God day 40, 49 tomorrow. Why is that so funny?

It's not the best thing you've ever seen in your life. Um, also hilarious being like, people are saying you should do that every day. Wow. What an impact. This is happening. What an impact. That is so fucking funny. Um, I've really loved to see it here from Emily Christensen. Hi, Emily.

Now I don't believe we get Wheel of Fortune, the American edition here in Australia. No. So Ryan Seacrest is the new host as recently. Is that the one that used to be Bob Barker? No, that's a Price is Right. Oh, Price is Wrong, bitch! Bitch, boom! Maybe, but I feel like even though there's 300 million people in America,

there's probably like six people that rotate through those jobs. That hosts those game shows. So maybe Bob Barker did also host Wheel of Fortune. Who the fuck knows? But at the moment, it's Ryan Seacrest. That feels like a crazy pairing. Ryan Seacrest and a game show. Like, because I know that he did like

show American Idol and like, you know, those kinds of glam, like star-based things. But this kind of feels like a bit random. But I just think Ryan Seacrest would just fucking host anything. So if he's hosting something and I just go, of course he is. And he'll do a fucking great job. Yeah. Amazing. So Emily watched an episode the other night and she said, I thought Carla Conti was a name that threw me for six.

Yeah. But on the wheel of fortune, there was a woman named Cuntia. Hi Cuntia. C-U-N-T-I-A. And Bob, welcome to the show. Thank you very much. Yeah. And Bob, welcome to the show. Thank you very much. Carly, welcome to the show. And seeing Ryan Seacrest squirm and just try not to use her name

for most of the episode was better than how fuck the name is in the first place. And it just being on, because they wear that big badge. Yeah, because it's like K-U-N-T-I. Like it's fun. But then he'd be like, I'm so contestant. You know, like'm so contestant. You know, like- Contestant.

Contestant. So Emily, thanks for keeping us abreast of everything Wheel of Fortune America based. International updates from Emily. And a shout out to that good country, who unfortunately did not make it to the bonus round. Oh, got it to the bonus round though. Yeah, yep.

Yep. Yep. Okay. All right. I've got a love to see it here, which accidentally has crossed into coincidence chat. Great. I didn't know this obviously today when I wrote this down, being like, what a great, you love to see it.

But it isn't, it is meat based. Maddie Wheeler has gone off the fucking Richter with this. You love to say it. She's popped completely off and I fucking love to say it. Yep. Pulled pork in a fucking roll. You love to say that. Are you aware of what's been happening

at the front of our workplace in the last week? No, okay. So this is where I was going with this. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. I thought you liked it. Yeah, okay, sorry, sorry, sorry. I thought you liked, yeah, okay, sorry, sorry, sorry. I thought the coincidence was we've been chatting about old mate and purse. No, so now all the meats are fucking coming together.

I would never describe a Venn diagram, but here we go. Am I about to start sweating? So the other day when we got into work, it was like, it was the Friday and bloody lads, lads, lads. And one of the blokes next door was setting up for his team A little slow roast smoker fucking dearly. Yeah, and there was like pulled pork in there and he's like yeah, gonna put on our pulled pork and some rolls and some beers for the lads later and All we could smell all day was this like little smoky pork

Just smoking and just spinning away right outside our window. I tell you a mistake that we made. Hmm. Not being nicer to them so that we would then be getting a fucking fucking open plate. Well not being nicer but just like... Oh, that's going to be good. Just a couple extra sentences. We probably would have got invited. Because you know, cooking up a barbecue, someone goes, oh, that smells right.

You kind of go, oh, do you guys want some? We got some extra snacks. Yeah. And like, if we had of got in there, we could have been smoking pork every Friday for the rest of the time we were working. I know. That's a mistake on our behalf. It is.

But so I just love that the accidental crossover of talking about the Perth smoked meats and then Maddie just popping off with that as you love to say it, because how good is a fucking pulled pork roll? Like a bit of gravy or like a vinaigrette or something like that or a little slaw. Sorry, Charles just melted into his seat. Has that done you in, Charles? Are you thinking about the slaw, Charles?

Yeah, no, I was thinking about the gravy. The gravy, yeah. Doesn't gravy just make you cum fucking? No, fuck it. Oh, shit. I don't know where I'm going to get this flavor. Maybe it is the, the vinaigrette, but the, a little bit of vinegar flavor just to like. Cut through a little bit.

Yeah. Like you know how I was saying last week, just like hot chips with a bit of vinegar and sauce. Oh yeah, absolutely. I don't, yeah. The vinaigrette. So if you did, if you did say, imagine this, right? You got a pulled pork, you got a really fresh white roll.

Mm, a little bit too much butter. Yeah. You got your pulled pork on there. And you thought, you know what I'll do? You know what Ryan loves? A little smoky barbecue sauce. But just before you put the smoky barbecue sauce on, you've done a little dash of white vinegar or maybe a little squeeze of lemon.

Oh, a little acidic. And then you do your fucking, yeah, then you do your smoky bb quah. And then get this right. You close the bun. Don't say it drips out. And you get a little bit of stuff and you go around the side of that bun. Because it dripped out? Because it's dripped out. I said not to say dripped out. You've said it. And you just give that a little lick on the side and you go, and then you go, hey, thanks for that. And then someone goes,

And then you go, hey, thanks for that. And then someone goes, and then someone goes, oh, mate, there's plenty more. And so you know that you're going to come back and get some drippies once again. I'll leave you with that. Drippies has taken 10% off my erection. Okay. It's now at 90.

Why? Because you need my drippies to back up that extra 10%. Now it's at 65. Oh, that's really nice. Drippies is a... That's really nice. Drippies is a- That's really nice. It wasn't about you. You're not interested in my drippies.

It wasn't about you, it was about the word drippies. Imagine fucking up poor, poor Rollo. Is that what everyone's thinking about? No, I don't think anyone's thought about that. Charles, why did you- I don't think anyone thought about that. Charles, why did you bring that up? Don't drag Charles into this, he's on probation.

You can't treat him like that. All right, Love you. See you tomorrow. Big day. Big day. Big day. Love you. Pulled Patterson.

I'll pull your pull. That was directed at Ryan, not Charles. Is everyone thinking of fucking the role? Oh, sorry. For being fucking sex positive. Don't yuck my young. Love you, bye. This episode is brought to you by Audible.

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