Toni and Ryan - The Truth About Captain Feathersword

Episode Date: January 16, 2025

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This is Dr. Arthur Tony Lodge who has already lost it. Let's call Emily who is a Brit who now lives in Australia. She might be the first one. Right, I may. Hello. Emily! Oh my God, Oh, that's a great accent. Yeah. Where are you from? So Sheffield in England.

Sheffield. Mr Sheffield. No different. She was working in a bridal shop. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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When everybody else is wearing tan It actually happens a few times a week in the office. The flashing girlfriend flashing The Nanny Aim friend Her name's Emily. Oh my gosh. That was amazing. She's a few times a week in the office. The Flashing Girl from Flashing! The Nanny Ame friend! Her name's Emily. Oh my gosh.

So awesome. Emily, I actually know there's a reason why you and Tony will be best friends. Apart from all that? Despite all that. Emily, can you please tell Tony the name of your three dogs? Oh gosh, yeah. Nacho, salsa, and chili. I love that.

I love it. I thought you would. Absolute base dog name. Yeah. That's very, very good. Yeah. I thought you would. Hey Emily, will you approve Shea's Podcast? Absolutely. Great. Yeah. Great. Oh my God. I'm going to start charging extra. Hi, it's Emily from Sheffield in Australia and I approve this podcast. I saw this hashtag and it was that hashtag. Happy new year. Happy new year. Everyone.

Sorry. I forgot the hashtag was the sluttiest thing a man can wear. And whilst like stereotypically, uh, for women, the cliche answer is like lingerie. And I think I said here in the office, there isn't really a man equivalent. I fully disagree. Tony fully disagreed. I said to my wife, Bridget, I was like, there's no like she fully disagree. Did she have the same answer as I did?

Similar and similar to what Sophie said, who I believe, and I don't want to put words in anyone's mouth, but I believe Sophie said, since the invention of James Bond, a crisp suit has had me in a chokehold. Yeah. Which is like, I think since the beginning of time, right? Yeah, James Bond has been around for a while, but yeah, like in a tux or a nice suit. Like, yeah. Okay. And I also disagree with the lingerie thing.

Cause whenever I think about, like, if I felt like hot and slutty and like hot to go, I'd be like, Oh, I was wearing like a beautiful dress. Yeah. Okay. Like a silk dress or something like that. And I would probably picture in my mind, Jessica Rabbit. That was Jessica Rabbit chat. Yeah. And I Googled it and was like, oh. Cause that like slinky red dress with the like, the like thick bod and stuff is probably.

So when I think about that, I'm like, what would I like to look like? Would you like to look like Jessica Rabbit? Especially with the ears. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That is hot. Do you know also another very hot animated bunny, Lola bunny from Looney Tunes Space Jam movie.

Yeah. Yeah. Don't ever call me dull. You remember that line from that movie and bugs bunny's like, Who was the other animated person you had a crush on? Sebastian. The crab from the little mermaid. I don't think I've ever said that to you. Sebastian. The crab from the little mermaid.

I don't think I've ever said that to you. Yeah. Because then you said, um, munch on my sea or under the sea. And you sang a whole song about how he'd be a nice guy. Oh, I think he would be a nice guy. Yeah. And I think flounder would be a dick. I stand by that. Is it the seafood hat that I'm wearing that's throwing you?

It's throwing me. So I said to Bridget like, I'm like, I saw this article in this hashtag blah, blah, and she goes, oh, no, like a crisp tailored well-fitting suit Yeah. will do me in. And she goes, and then she like kind of looked around and went, I also like, like a fireman's like pretty hot.

Hey, really? Yeah. And I, that's what I said. And I looked at BJ, the dog, and I was like, do not let any fires happen in this house. Yeah. Do not let a single person in. So, so we're going to just randomly talk about this. Cause like slutty hot stuff. You're just like, Oh, do you know, can I say one more that really gives me a really well fitted like t-shirt, like a thick t-shirt and a fucking pair of like straight leg chinos like it, like that all fit good. And like maybe a pair of docs on the bottom. Do you know what I like?

Anything that Matty Matheson wears obviously is the sluttiest thing that a man could wear. Can we see to, put your hand up, Tony, and point to his book. That is Matty Matheson and we look at him. Stop fingering him, please. We look at him every day and he's a beautiful man. I just love him. I've got the top five of the women of Reddit voted on. Yes.

And then whilst what you just described as your one is pretty hot, because we are best friends, I've actually got another thing to pitch you that I reckon will make you slippery. Love it. But last time when I was chatting with Bridget about this, she said that and I was like, okay, and we're kind of just talking shit, whatever. Then I must have gone to like go to the bathroom or something. And then I came back to the- In a fireman's outfit.

I'd sort of forgotten we had that chat. And so we'd had that chat and then I just left the room and then Brid came back to the fireman's outfit. I'd sort of forgotten we had that chat. And so we'd had that chat and I just left the room and then Bridget was like, oh, my God, she thought something was coming. So then I was out. So then I walked back into the room and she goes, oh, can you imagine, though, if you'd walk back, in a suit or a fireman's outfit, you're just like, what might she say? Like, how could you have prepared for that?

But she also knows in the opposite, like a not hot way that I will always just go and dress up or be a idiot because just for a lull to the point where she's just like, like, like whenever you come back down and you're like, oh, with your speedos on and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she was like, oh, he's probably gonna fucking dress up like a funny little chick. And then she's like, oh, maybe I want that.

And then you didn't. Oh, what a missed opportunity. That's such a shame. Yep. And I was like, oh. You're like, oh, that would have been good. I was one fine outfit from probably having a good night. All right.

All right, here's the top five and women on Reddit. The sluttiest thing a man can wear. White baseball pants. Now Australia is not a big baseball country, but I think it's like a very tight white pan on a very like fit man. I can picture it. I mean, the tight white hand on any athlete. Yeah. Like, and they're crisp and like, yeah, yeah. And the socks go over it and the shoes

are below. They also often have like piping down the front and the back, which is like real crisp too. What's that movie quote where it's like, why did the Yankees win? It wasn't cause they were better at baseball. It was like because of the pinstripes. Everyone's looking at the pinstripes. I have no idea. If anyone knows what the fuck movie I'm talking about, catch me if you can. Oh, I was gonna say we could do live Googling. Christopher Walken. Do good live Googling.

I will Google it later. Yeah. Number four, gray sweatpants. This isn't for me. This isn't for me. I get it, but like, nah. Cause as someone who's just like, has gray sweatpants. Yeah.

I've been to the gym once and then I realized that like, this is a thing and I kind of almost wanted to be like. I'm just wearing them because I, yeah. I think that sweatpants in America, right? This is like a broad, broad stroke statement, but like that's like a hot thing, but in Australia, cause they're just tracky dacks, I never have considered them hot because I'm like,

oh, that's like what you mum wear. Like that's not like a hot thing to wear here. All right, let me paint a picture for you of what I think Tony might think is hot. Yeah. Okay. Picture someone who is your partner Torbz. Yeah. Because he's already got me.

He's tall. He's got broad shoulders. He pulls up in a beautiful fucking hottest fucking new Mercedes that's black. Right. The door just swings open. I needed to stop you right there. He gets out of the car and he's wearing crappy tracky dacks, shit crocs and white long socks and he just, an oversized t-shirt that just is ripped and is

fucked and he just doesn't give a fuck about how shitty he looks. That, in the mind of Tony Lodge, is the sluttiest thing a man can do. Am I right or am I right? Yeah, you fucking nailed that. Yeah. And you knew the car as well. Yeah. Yeah.

Fuck! Crop tops are in. Sorry, I don't think I can do anything else today. I've got to go home. I need to leave. Wow. Well, if you're in that mood, I actually, I hope you do. I don't need a handsy. No. You don't want me to stay here.

I don't want a handsy Tony in the office today. No, you've got to get home to your firefighting wife. No, she's not. No, she's a firefighting fucking wife. She's not the firefighter. Sorry. Sorry. My mistake. Number three was crop tops. Oh yeah. I get it.

I feel like, you know, this like a crop tops in, or is that guy just jacked? You know, the hell it was like, is it a fit or are they just skinny or whatever? 100%. Yeah. Because like crop tops love that. But if I were You know how it was like, is it a fit or are they just skinny or whatever that trend? Yeah, 100%. Yeah. Cause like crop tops love that. But if I were a crop top, you wouldn't like it. I just don't have the crop top.

No, but same. If I were a crop top, you'd be like, did that used to fit? Like, do you know what? Like, is this an after photo? Did you not hang the dryer, the washing out, so you put it in the dryer? Yes. Yeah. That's the kind of energy.

Have I put on weight or am I just been using the dryer? Did I buy a crop top or? No. Or do I just have one now? Yeah. Number two was rolled up sleeves on a well-fit t-shirt. And if those sleeves are rolled up to reveal mini tatters, I mean, plus 5,000.

Yep. Yep. Now this is, um... You roll up your sleeves sometimes. Sometimes. A bit less now that my guns aren't as great. But if the guns are back, so will the rolled sleeve. Nice. Yep. Now this one, like, I get it, but considering the ones we've talked about, it feels a bit like...

I'm like, what else is there in my mind? I'm like, this feels a bit cartoonish compared to the other ones. The other ones feel like real life. It's Sebastian. It's the crab. It's crabs. Uh, an apron, but only an apron. I wore that. You did wear that. And it was very slutty. It was. It was. I take it all back. Correct. The sluttiest thing a man can wear is Tony and an apron.

Reddit is tarpas. They all voted for that because of me. Yeah, that's definitely it. And not this guy that I'll just put on screen. I still think it was me. Hi, it's Emily from Sheffield in Australia and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. I still think it was me. Hi, it's Emily from Sheffield in Australia and you're listening to you, live. Hundreds of wildfires are burning. Be the first to know what's going on and what that means for you and for Canada. This situation has changed very quickly.

Helping make sense of the world when it matters most. Stay in the know. Download the free CBC News app or visit cbcnews.ca. How good are waste bars? I have never had one. Get the fuck out. I know, but it's one of those that I've always seen them on the telly and being like, wow, that looks yum-o. Well, they're from where we're from, which is Toowoomba, and they are delicious. I've never had one. I will recommend you get the mango and macadamia.

Do you like macadamia? Yeah, I do. Do you know what I love about a macadamia or a macadamia? Yeah, I do. Do you know what I love about a macadamia or a micarta Maya? Everything. Um, that when you bite into a whole macadamia, it's like really buttery. Like your teeth like graze through the nuts. So imagine that on some really cold, creamy ice cream with like a mango through it. So is it macadamia like ice cream or is it a whole nuts around it?

Do you mean like crushed nuts, like a golden gate time? It wouldn't. No, it's like creamy, right? I think so, yeah. And then like bits of it mixed through. Bits, yeah, it's not a whole one. Also there are bits. I feel like there are bits.

Oh, I wasn't expecting bits. Okay, I'll give them a call. The mango and vanilla also a great option. Yes. I wouldn't have be it's I'm just like not hard into beats sometimes. Okay. Okay. I'll let them know.

Um, I'm feel a bit nervous. Actually probably available at your local service station. They're strangely, they're strangely available. They are ready to be consumed. This is actually available at your local service. No, but you know something as like niche as a weasel bar. Niche as a weasel. Would be like you'd have to go find it.

No, it'll find you. It'll find, okay. I am gonna make a commitment right now. The next time I see a loose weasel, I'll get it. And I'll report back. When do you need to fill up your outing next? I actually just got fuel. You know, the other day I was getting fuel actually, and my

card declined twice. Surely you swap cards. Yeah. So you went, no. And then he goes, it hasn't gone through. And I was like, oh, it might be your machine. And I tried this. It's actually your machine. And I tried this actually your fault. And I not my wealth status.

I was just like, Oh, there's money in like, I know there's money. You kind of go like, is everything okay? The TikTok ban is coming. No, it's like click that do the thing. And it goes like, bam. And I was like, Oh, sorry, bro. I must've like moved my phone or something. And he goes, do you want to try againAM and I was like, oh sorry bro, I must have like moved my phone or something and he goes, do you want to try again? And I was like, yes please. I do the same, I got

the same card again and it goes BAM and I was like, oh well it's not, it wasn't even processing and then declining. Just instant no. Instant no. So I was like, I think it's your machine. And he goes, no you're just poor. Well I was like, oh is it? Have you had problems with your machine today? Tony Lodge? Because I was like, no, I was just like, because I know that this is fine. And also I was probably a little bit like, fuck. You're lashing out. Oh, probably. Yeah. And then anyway, I go, Oh, I'll try again. He goes, if you try the same card again, your bank will probably block it and cancel it. Cause it's going to think that it's been stolen. If you've been listening since the start of the year, there's one thing you need

to know, you don't want to be on the phone to the fraud squad with the bank because you'll be there all day. Anything could happen. Um, and it will, and no, so then, um, I was like, no, no, I've got another card. He's like, if you use the same card again, I was like, no, no, no've got another card. He's like, if you use the same card again, I was like, no, no, no, I know. And there's like people behind me. Like the supermarket's on fire.

I'm prepared to throw this card off the universe. No, I was like, I've got another card. So I used a different card and then that worked straight away. Pussy. Because I was like, it was his machine. I fucking swear. Anyway, Caroline Murphy. Oh yeah, so I don't need fuel right now

because I just got fuel and I obviously can't go back to that server, however. Was that your local? Yeah, the one just down the thing. That's a shame, you have to find a new one. Yeah, so it's not good. Anyway, Brenda Weiss, good on you. Thanks for bringing up all that.

Fuck, Brenda, you got a lot to answer for, Brenda. Caroline Murphy. Do you reckon that maybe Brenda that owns Weiss? Like of the Weiss family. That maybe there's like a of the Weiss belt. That's funny. That's quite funny. I mean, if she's from the spiritual home of this podcast, Toowoomba, that's maybe where it is. Caroline Murphy. Good on you, Kaz. Alicia Gordon, Katie. Good on you. Ben Healus and

Claire Lewis. Thank you very much for being part of our Patreon and all the names that you see scrolling along the bottom if you're watching on YouTube, they are names of every tier of our Patreon. So you might be able to see yourself and give yourself a little wave. Hi to whoever's there right now. Now this week at Tony and Ryan, it is recommendation week.

And if you're watching, it's your job to recommend this podcast to three people. That's your job. If you're on YouTube, send them a link or just go, hey, you're just as fucked up as I am. You'll probably like this. Which we write. Yeah, I write that.

So that's your job. And we weren't asking for proof, did we? No, not proof. It's a trust system. It's an honest system. But also, I mean, whilst it is recommendation week right now, you can recommend it anytime. You can do it earlier, the 51.

But. It's recommendation week. It is recommendation week right now. Last week it was decided, which I still don't know if I'm in or I'm out. What? Well, let me explain first. We're going to, on Fridays, Google all the stuff that we didn't know from, we do an episode every day. So during the week,

what I don't like about it is I'm so impatient. I want to know right away. Yeah. And it just fucking waiting till Friday kills me as fun as it was last week. Friday part of the deal is good. It's this pay off is awesome. It's the Saturday, the Thursday that's fucking gotten me up. Do you know what I do quite like about it though, is that I also am very impatient and I very rarely practice like, like delayed gratification. Yep. So this is actually quite good practice to go, Oh, there's not instant payoff

for that and I just have to wait. Well, this has been the longest gratification because this is a Google from last week that we forgot to do. Yeah. We got a couple of leftovers. After looking stunning at the Golden Globes. Didn't she just? Kathy Bates, we said we'd look up how old she was.

And it wasn't until someone commented saying, I can't wait till Friday to find out how old Kathy Bates, we said we'd look up how old she was and it wasn't until someone commented saying I can't wait till Friday to find out how old Kathy Bates is. And then we forgot to Google it ourselves. Oh wow. Oh my god. Coincidence chat. I have the same birthday as Kathy Bates. It's amazing. It's amazing.

Just a couple of June 28th honeys. Same year. Slightly different year. Same year. Slightly different year. Oh my god. That is that, Oh my God. Uh, that is amazing. Oh my God.

What are the chances? One in 365. What are the chances? You know what is so funny? Is that having the same birthday as somebody else is the original shit coincidence. Yeah. But it's great now because it's about me. But like it is the OG shit one.

And again, yes, of course you like it. Cause it's about you. Guess how old she is. Um, I actually, so mentally I'm like, I don't think she'd be older than 60. But then I'm like, you've been doing things for a really long time. Well in Titanic, which was in 1997, she was like an older auntie. Well, she was like the rich old woman who was, she was new money. And that was, you know,

I felt like she was between 35 and 45 for about 30 years. That's it. I'm thinking, I'm like, you've been the same age for a long time. She's also great in The Late Shift, which is like a movie about Jay Leno versus David Letterman. Oh, very niche film. But she's in like a few episodes of the offer, like a few seasons of the office and like, yeah, I don't reckon she could be, she doesn't look older than 60, I don't think.

What are you locking in? 63. 76. Send this to Kathy Bates. Yeah, fucking good on you. 76. And I'll chat to you on June 28th. I just love Kathy Bates. Yeah. Fucking good on you. 76. And I'll chat to you on June 28th. I just love Kathy Bates. Yeah, what a legend.

And also, I know it's kind of old news now, but the Golden Globes of her like clapping for the other person and ripping up her acceptance speech. Iconic. She's funny. She's got it. She gets it. She knows. She knows. She knows. I live in her AB&B.

I mean, we're close. On Wednesday, there was questions about who did in fact invent 2020 Thrive. Oh. Because we've seen it on internet affairs for you places, even though Tony claims that she coined the term. Well. And then you said, I came up with it with my own volition.

I didn't say volition, you did. Oh, well look at me go. Because you said, I came up with it with my own volition. I didn't say volition. You did. Oh, well look at me go. Cause you said, I've just said that, but I don't know what it means. Which is exactly what I would have done too, because I didn't know. I don't know what it means either. But this is also the point of live Googling. Volition is the faculty or power of using one's will.

I don't know what any, I'm going to have to Google that definition. So off your own volition or of your own volition, I guess it's like, I've done that off my own back. Like I've been proactive. So you did my own will, my own free will. I am choosing to do this. So you probably did not use it correctly. Of your own free will and without outside influence. What have you done? Ow.

Oh my God. So I was just scratching my leg and I think I've hurt my wrist. Do you want me to get the first aid kit? Don't bring the first aid kit up. I need Kathy Bates. I think she would fix it. No, I think if you saw Kathy Bates, you'd start jerking it and your wrist would be even worse.

I'm right-handed. Oh, my mistake. Yeah. Do you need some ice? I don't know. Or something cold? No, like a Weespa or a Zupa Dupa. We have a Zupa Dupa.

No, we don't. We've decided we're going to be a Zupa Dupa family, but we don't have any. Then why are we talking about Zupa Dupa's when I opened the freezer yesterday? Cause I said, imagine if we had Zupa Dupa's. Oh, that's very different to... I could get that pack of chicken nuggets. Okay. So not the same for me to eat. Oh.

Oh, for my wrist. No, I'm with you. No. So I think that you haven't used it correctly. I don't think. No, because you, of your own free will, of your own free will, came up with 2020 Thrive on your own volition, not influenced by anyone else. I don't think that's right. But I don't know how to find that out.

Like what's an example sentence. And we just hope that the right one comes up. Like, um, we yesterday talked about, cause we were chatting about putting Tony's dog in a microwave. Well, I wasn't one of us was. Um, and then we ended up talking about the difference between boiled chicken and what was the other one? Poached poached chicken.

Cause you said that you were going to put chicken in a microwave is what you said off your own volition. No one forced you to put the chicken in the microwave. Poaching is a culinary technique that involves... What? Nothing. What? Are you ever, everyone okay?

Culinary technique? Nothing. What? Everyone okay? Culinary technique. Poaching. Poaching is a culinary technique that involves cooking something in liquid with a temperature ranging from 140 to 180.

This compares to boiling, which happens at 212. This is Fahrenheit. Oh, okay. So it's the temperature. So it's, being poached is a controlled temperature. Well, they're, uh, yeah, yeah. Uh, but they're, they're both controllers. It's lower. Uh, yes.

Yeah. But boiling is just like, Oh, it's boiling. Pop the chicken in. Whereas poaching it would be like a slow rolling boil. Wasn't boiling like a hundred degrees? Like a number? But like, once it hits that point and it's doing the boiling,

you don't have to then monitor the temperature because it's just in there bobbing around being cooked. Yeah. Yeah. But then if you're poaching it, it would be like a slow rolling boil, I guess. And you would have to make sure it didn't get too hot or too cold, like drop too much, I guess. How good a poached eggs. What's a sous vide?

Can we Google that today or do we have to wait till next week? Is that like in the context of like you're a sous vide chef? A sous chef. That's a thing, but no sous vide is like, isn't that poaching something but in a bag? S O U S V I D E. that poaching something but in a bag. S O U S V I D E. Um, I've Googled it and it says a Kogan Smart Home Sous Vide Precision Cooker. Yeah. Sous Vide is a cooking method that includes,

that involves sealing food in a bag and cooking it in a water at the present, at the precise temperature. Right. Okay. So it's the same thing, but it's in a bag. Oh my God. Why don't I know what that is? Why didn't know what it was? Why don't I know that word? All right. I'm very cultured. Finally, like a boiled chicken.

We are going to find out about Anthony from the Wiggles and Captain Feathersword. I actually, I'm like not doing a bit. I did not know that. And I don't think it's true. Okay. Look up and we'll do this together and put it on the screen. Yeah. Look up Anthony from the Wiggles. Anthony from the Wiggles.

Just so we know what he looks like. Now I might've backed in as I'm nervous as well, because I can't have implied that maybe Anthony was like good friends, um, with captain feather sword. So now we're going to Google captain feather sword. Oh my God. I don't think it's him. It's not, it's not, it's not, it's not totally different guy.

Also, the first photo that came up for me was a picture of Anthony and Captain Feathersword. No, no. It's not the same guy. I'm Captain Feathersword through the years. Is Captain Feathersword played by Anthony Wiggle. Captain Feathersword owns the SS Feathersword. Owns the SS Feathersword is obviously the character's boat's name. S. S. Feathersalt is obviously the character's boat's name.

He was portrayed by Anthony Field and his two brothers, Paul and John. Thank you. Thank you very fucking much. Thank you very fucking much. So Anthony played him in the very early days of the group, but since then it's been his brother. I feel so vindicated. Put that word on the list for next week. That is, but so is it a conspiracy that like it was the same guy or did he start off playing Captain Feathersword and then like

graduated to being the blue wiggle? No, so he was always the blue wiggle. But I think maybe like when the wiggles were small, maybe didn't have the budget. You know, it was all hands on deck. But then it was like, cool, my brother's going to come in and play it so that I can just be the blue wiggle. That I had no idea. I'm so relieved because I would have felt like a fucking idiot. Well, can I, may I say one thing? No, I'm on a podcast called Tony and Ryan. I think it will allow it. Even though you are technically correct that in the very early days,

and I'm talking pre 1996. Yeah, but I'm an OG. Pre 1996. Yep. He did play it. Thank you. And tomorrow on the show. But he hasn't since then. Yeah.

Well, so whilst technically, yes, you are correct. I don't think it's like, oh, well he plays ball because he hasn't for like 21 years. I haven't been birthed since 1987, but I'm still here. You know, like things still count. year. You know, like things still count. Like, do I just not exist because I haven't done it recently? You know, well, like, you know, no, and that's what I'm saying. Who are you talking to?

This guy hasn't been born for 37 years. Are you just talking to fucking no one? Like, no, continue the show. This is what it would look like So even though it is technically correct Like he's Also things in the past count I get it I think I get it you know what I get it. You know what I mean. Do you get what I mean? Do you? Do you?

Cool. Okay. I am glad to know that it's not like still happening because can you imagine if it was just like, oh, where's Captain Feathersword? He goes, on the stage, comes back on. I'll go find him. And we didn't know all this time, can you imagine how bad that would be? They really hoodwinked us. Tony, I've got to you love to see it.

Amazing. These people were traveling in Mount Fuji, Japan, right? Yes. And so they're on a train journey and they actually like, you can see Mount Fuji out the window. So they're going to like take a photo, but there's like someone sitting in the window seat and they go, oh, I'm really sorry. Can you just like, like, I just want to get a photo through the window of Mount Fuji. Yeah. And the photo that's come out is, I think, the most adorable thing you'll see. Have a look at that. Describe what it is. So through the window is Mount Fuji, which is amazing, but the foreground of the photo is two people laying down underneath the window so that they're like not in the way. Yeah but they're smiling. Yeah it's

like this lovely old Japanese couple that'll like just look like that oh you want to get the photo we'll just pop down for you. So when they've gone do you mind helping out a little they go yeah when they obviously meant we'd love to get up to the window and take the photo. And so they're just like, it's like they're in the brace position, smiling. You actually almost, if you didn't mention that there was Mount Fuji in the background, you maybe wouldn't even notice. Yeah, they're stolen the show. They're stolen the show.

It looks like, oh, I've taken a picture of my mum and dad. And that happens to be, you know, that is so sweet. And honestly, it's just the most beautiful thing. And it's interesting that, how old's Mount Fuji? Oh, that is so sweet. It's just the most beautiful thing. And it's interesting that how old is Mount Fuji? Oh, I'm not. It wasn't grown like since 1996. But still there. Google it next Friday, I guess.

OK. What do you love to see this week? Is that the energy that you want to take? No, I actually don't. I don't want to take that energy in the week. And the energy I want to take into the weekend is a vodka, cru to take that energy in the weekend. The energy I want to take into the weekend is vodka, cruiser, lush guava on tap at the Warren Dite Pub. My love to see is from Mike Warren and Mike sent this through on Patreon and he said,

Hey there, Tony and Ryan in the last few months, I've been really struggling with my mental health and just what I'm doing. And I just feel a bit lost and not happy. And he said, you guys and the Tony Ryan podcast have been helping me, helping keep me sane, keep me company. But I'm proud to announce that I've started the fucking blog. I know applause very well deserved.

Mike says, as of December 8th, so end of last year, I'm officially a published author. The fuck? Oh, I don't really know what I'm doing. I think you do. Yeah. That's amazing. My first novel, The Secret Sin has finally been released. I'm so grateful I found your podcast during the process

and it's made a huge difference in my life. And doesn't The Secret Sin just get you revved up? I think so too. That's sick. So I think that- That's huge. Congratulations. Maybe you could Google that. Maybe it's on Amazon or something. I don't Google till next Friday. We'll Google it next Friday. No, we'll put it in the link in

YouTube and also the episode thread in the Facebook group. Yeah, we'll find it. That's awesome. But really cool. As a not a published author, I can only imagine. So Tony, please tell me. But I wrote that book two years ago. So are we still, are we counting that or not? Yeah, because it's still there. I'm on your side now. Is that the energy you're taking? Because I want to be on your side, I don't want to be on the other side. I'm just shifting caps.

Oh please, come on over. Love it, have you? Fuck, she's stupid, isn't she? Me. No comment there. The feeling of you've put all that time into thinking about it, then actually writing it, then editing it. What was it like when you like picked it up? Emotional.

Yeah. Like seeing the final thing, even like seeing the cover before it was even printed or anything, just like looking at it and you go, oh my God, like that was because of me. Yeah, it's huge. Like, it's just crazy seeing things that you've created. Like it's the same with works, like. And books are forever. Like, it kind of just is then forever just a snapshot of that time.

Well, mine is, because it's like about me. So it feels more like that. Yeah, just so fucking, so sick. I just love to see it. Writing a book is really fucking hard, but writing a fiction book would be 10 jillion, billion, gillion times harder than what I did. We didn't have to create a world.

I don't have to come up with anything. Yeah. It all existed. It just happened. Yeah, I'm just like, well, here's what happened to me. Like, actually. It was harder than that. She's just being humble, which is a shock. That was rough.

That was rough. That was rough. I'm sorry about that. Even for 2025. Being smug. You should be smug about it because your book is incredible. Award winning. Oh, you've really made it.

Reeeeee. Nah, let's not. On Monday. Maybe next Friday you could Google how to be a nice person. I will. Put that on the list. And I'll Google nice person and a photo of me will come up. What can we do in SEO in seven days? It's a book written by Anthony Wiggle and it's called like Captain Feathersword and Me. Or something.

I don't know. I don't know. I think that's what comes. The height of happiness. How to be a good person by Anthony Wiggle. AKA Captain Feathersword. What? What?

It was a long time ago. so I forgive you for not knowing. Yeah. On Monday, we have... The funnest fucking thing. Well... It's fun for the tarpers and not fun for either Tony or I, but not Tony who did a pretty big fuck up. Okay.

So you haven't Googled how to be a nice person yet, obviously. It's nice for others. Next Friday. It's just someone who wasn't Tony. Yeah. Fuck something up. I'm just the personality hire.

I just fucking rock up. Yeah. Yeah, but I do think. These things happen happen pretty often. The consequences of my fuck up we will remember for the rest of our lives and not in a bad way. Isn't that beautiful? I've already said too much. Yeah. Chat to you Monday. Love you. Love you. Bye. Is that the energy you want to take? No, it's actually not. Love you, bye. Is that the energy you want to take into the weekend? No, it's actually not. Love you.

Love you. Love you. Happy New Year. Have a great weekend. Happy New Year. Have a great New Year and a great weekend. No. And a great weekend.

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