Toni and Ryan - THROWBACK: In Hospital and in the Bedroom
Episode Date: April 18, 2022Day two of our throwback episodes is co-hosted by the WONDERFUL Monique DaRocha - can't believe she stepped off the treadmill tbh! She throws back to things you can say in Hospital and also in the Bed...room, hypothetical baby names and me needing to make playlists. Love ya! T x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Hello, this is Monique DeRocha, and welcome to a throwback episode of Tony and Ryan.
Coming up today, Tony is complaining about her Spotify playlist, and they talk about
hypothetical baby names.
But first, here's the things you can say at a hospital,
or I mean hospital, and also in the bedroom?
Who's going first?
You go first.
Okay, Tony, you're about to feel a little prick.
Oh!
That's very funny.
Thank you.
That's very funny. Thank you. That's very funny.
One for the ladies.
When was your last period?
They always ask you that when you have an X-ray.
But would they ask you that in the bedroom?
No, but that's like, imagine me saying to someone like,
when was your last period?
Like, we're about to bone.
Are you ovulating?
Are we?
You?
Yeah.
Ooh, I'll have to bone. Are you ovulating? Are we? Yeah. Ooh, I'll
have to sterilise this first.
Are you going to stick that in?
Righto, turn around.
Are you on the pill?
Did they ask that?
I guess they always have to check
medication. You really
fucking mind? You're right, I am. I'm getting too
technical. You fucking mind?
Well, that's not what I meant.
When is the right time
in the bedroom to ask if they're on the pill?
Beforehand,
I think. Oh.
No, because how presumptuous, isn't it?
Let me change the question. Yeah. Are you on birth control? No, because how presumptuous, isn't it? Let me change the question.
Yeah.
Are you on birth control?
No, but more like not when should you, but like in reality,
when do you think that happens?
Is it like five seconds before like it's about and you go,
oh, by the way, am I allowed to?
Oh, fuck me.
What?
Oh, no, that's not one.
No, that's what I'm saying.
At what point do you have have because it's always a bit
awkward when you're like oh are we i mean if it's a one-night stand you should always use a condom
because it will protect you from stis etc not just pregnancy yep um i feel like when you're about to
about to blast off why did you say that? Like a rocket ship.
That's not a good time to ask.
Too late.
I think so.
Well, because did you know that the pre-cum is actually more potent in terms of semen?
Really?
Yep.
Because there's no seminal fluid.
It's all sperm.
It's all legit?
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
It might actually be the reverse.
It might be.
It's either. Have you researched this might actually be the reverse. It might be. It's either.
Have you researched this?
Have you done your research on Google?
It's either that it's worse or it's better.
It's one or the other.
You know that in life they're always the two options.
It's like one's always worse and one's always better.
Maybe they're the same.
Yeah.
We've covered all possible answers.
But it's definitely better or maybe worse.
Things you can say in the hospital and also in the bedroom.
Ooh, nurse outfit.
Nice.
That one turned me on a little bit.
Did it?
Yeah.
I wouldn't do that, though, because I'm not confident enough.
To?
Like, walk in and be like.
Sexy nurse?
Yeah, nah.
It's the same with, like, real sexy, like, lingerie or something.
I would never walk in and be that, like.
It's weird because, like, I'm obviously quite a confident person,
but I don't think I could ever do that.
I'm similar. If I'm wearing a, but I don't think I could ever do that. I'm similar.
If I'm wearing a suit, I don't feel fancy.
I feel like I'm playing a character who wears a suit.
I don't feel like I'm me.
Oh, my God, I completely agree.
Like when you're really dressed up, you feel like a dickhead.
Like I'm parodying a businessman.
Yeah, because you're like, this is not me.
I'm a T-shirt person.
Yeah, I'm a T-shirt guy.
Yeah, like I don't want to wear sexy lingerie.
I want to put on the nightie that I've worn for four nights
and it's, like, covered in gravy and other food.
Like, baby gravy.
Hey.
I didn't know what I was winking at until I thought about it
and I'd already winked.
Hey, Tony.
Hey, Ryan.
If you just want to wear a four-day-old nightie with gravy on it,
if that's who you are, just know that I love you for who you are as a person.
You don't need to pretend to be anyone else to be the best Tony Lodge you can be.
That's really sweet.
Should we get back to trying to fuck each other in a hospital?
Good call.
Cool.
Is there any chance you're pregnant?
Things you can say in the hospital and also in the bedroom.
Tony, do you mind if I just go and get a friend and get him to have a look to get a second opinion?
You're right, she is hot.
I really like that.
That's very funny.
Thank you.
I was just thinking about a situation.
Oh, my God.
Did you hear that?
I did.
Oh, my God.
Something terrible's happened.
I don't know what it was.
I just, can you imagine how confronting that situation,
and I'm not talking about the bedroom, I'm talking about in a hospital.
Say you're, like, killed over, you've got your arsehole open or something.
Yeah.
And then they say, oh, let me go grab another doctor,
or this is actually a teaching hospital,
we're going to have 10 people viewing today,
and they're, you know, young, beautiful, smart people.
Can I tell an interesting story?
Please.
It's probably a bit dark.
Oh.
But when I wasn't feeling very well, I...
On Thursday?
No, like a few years ago.
Oh, yeah.
Having a bit of a rough time and I went to see like professional help and spoke to a
doctor about what I was going through.
I really started to sleep.
Yeah. Wasn't having a good time.
Never be ashamed of that, mate.
That's really powerful.
I'm glad that you sought help.
So I went and sought help and I sought help.
They were great.
And then I was chatting to, I actually got along really well with the doctor.
Oh, there's nothing better, right?
When you just really trust him, you think, oh,
I feel like I could look at your penis and you'd be fine.
You could look at my penis.
Don't look at a doctor's penis.
Both of our dicks were out.
We were really comfortable with each other.
He said, Ryan, no pressure because obviously this is a really big ask,
but I'm also a lecturer for people doing their Masters in Psychology
at Melbourne University.
Oh, wow.
And they have to do like practical hours with real patients
as a part of their exam.
Yeah.
Can they come in and ask you some questions and I observe it
and that will be their exam for this certain subject.
Wow.
Yeah.
So you're unpacking your whole life's suitcase.
Yeah, for an exam.
For these students.
And that one by one, so I reckon there was two or three
and they would come in and ask questions and even the doctor
would be like, oh, do you think it might be important
to ask Ryan about this?
And they're like, oh yeah, of course.
So, and you know, like it was sort of part of.
How did you feel about that?
Well.
Cause you're obviously quite a confident person.
Well, not in that moment though, obviously.
Well, that's what I was going to say.
Yeah.
Like you're obviously happy to share your life with,
with me and everybody listening, but that's a really personal time.
You know, it's really strange?
And who would have guessed that this segment would have got so deep?
Yes.
At the time, I was feeling, how would you describe it?
Pretty useless, which I mean, that's kind of a pretty good description
of when you end up in a bad way.
And I just felt like if I could do this, that would be useful to someone.
That's actually probably a really healthy way of looking at it.
You're like, you know what?
I can help these people because how hard would it be?
I just want to contribute something to the world.
Because there wouldn't be a lot of people that would be willing to share that.
They did say that.
And I was like, mate, happy to help send them in.
Send them in.
That was another one.
Send them in.
I would share that to the team there at Melbourne Uni.
Hope they graduated.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, one of them didn't. And we all knew in the room which one that was.
Oh, you.
Yes.
Because you went to Melbourne Uni.
Everyone pass the exam.
Ryan, terrible patient.
You're out of the program.
I never signed up.
They're like, you're actually now a psychologist.
Oh, this is how you do it.
Great.
All right.
Here's things you say.
I'm just trying toway back into it.
Things you can say in the hospital and also in the bedroom.
Hey, Tony, can I just put this in to check your temperature?
The penis.
No, it's a thermometer.
Thermometer?
What's it called?
Thermometer.
That's what I said, thermometer.
You're saying thermometer.
You're saying the same word back to me. Say it? Thermometer. That's what I said, thermometer. You're saying thermometer. You're saying the same word back to me.
Say it.
Thermometer.
Th-er-mom-meter.
Yeah, cool, we're on the same page.
You go.
What do you need to do?
What do you check my temperature?
How are you going to do that?
With a thermometer.
I would just like to let you know, ma'am, this will be invasive.
Is this a free service or will there be an out-of-pocket expense?
Don't worry, I've actually got health insurance.
Oh, great.
Don't worry, this great joke from last week will be used this week again.
Well, it works.
It did.
Thank you.
I'm a big believer in the healthcare system.
Medibank Private, if you're listening, love your services.
Thank you very much.
Hope you enjoy my $200 a week.
It's very expensive.
Can you just open your mouth and say, ah?
Can you just open your mouth and say, ah?
Sorry.
Was that too much?
That was a lot.
Sorry, I just.
Yeah, I know.
It felt really natural coming.
Like you looked like you.
Was that too graphic?
Should I cut that out?
Can I ask a favour?
Yeah.
I reckon that was really funny.
But like, don't look at me in the eye when you make that sound.
Is that a fair ask?
Yeah, that actually is.
You can look anywhere in this room, just for the sound, just not in my eyes.
So do you want me to try it again?
Sure.
Look away.
Why are you looking at me?
Stop looking.
We just had this chat.
Go on, you go.
Open your mouth.
No, I can't look over there.
Why not?
Because it's weird.
Okay, I'm going to put this cup of tea on the bench.
Yeah.
You just look at the tea.
Open your mouth and say, ah.
Oh, that felt really unnatural.
It's because it's an Earl Grey.
Yeah, it would have, darjeeling, would have set me right off.
Some people prefer to take some pain medication before this procedure.
Would you like that?
Imagine telling a girl to have some Panadol beforehand.
Dol, you're going to want to have some ibuprofen.
It's best to be ahead of the pain once the pain catches up.
Don't worry, we will put a bit of lube on that. Yeah, cough twice.
Yeah.
I'm just going to check your prostate.
That one's not even written down.
Excuse me, when was the last time you had your prostate checked?
It's right now.
Oh.
Just in the case of an emergency, who is your emergency contact?
It's my wife.
Better than your mum, I guess.
If something goes wrong, who should I call?
Yeah, Mandy Dunn.
D-U-N-N.
Tony, don't be concerned.
Having a prolapsed rectum is actually not as uncommon as you may think.
Oh, luckily you took the hyperprofen before.
Hey, this is Treadmill Girl, a.k.a. Minique the Roadshow,
and you're listening to a throwback episode of Tony and Ryan.
How far in advance do you reckon people start thinking about baby names?
I think you're one of two.
Right.
I think you're someone that decided that you want to call your daughter Emma when you were 12. And I think that you're someone who the baby comes out and
you go, yeah, she's an Emma. Yeah. Well, for you listening right now, the person who pushed play,
thank you. Thank you. Have a think. Are you the type of person that maybe you've already got
children and you had that name booked in since you were 12 years old? Or did you just think the
day before, oh, they look like a carl.
It feels like a carl.
Yeah.
So don't let me put words in your mouth,
but am I right in thinking for children,
for Tony is somewhere between 10 years into the future and never
and just like the most distant thought ever?
We actually don't want children.
So a very long time.
Yeah.
So, well, I mean, we've talked about it a lot of times,
very early on in our relationship. so Torbs and I have been together
for like eight years.
Yeah.
And very early on in our relationship, it was actually the day
we moved in together.
Oh, my God.
No pressure.
I said, and also too late.
Like, we've just moved in together.
Oh, by the way, I'm really into this hardcore religion, yeah?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, well, you've already moved in.
Like, we've paid our bond.
It's too late.
The day actually we moved in together, it kind of came up organically
and I said, I actually don't think I'm ever going to want children.
And I said, if that is a problem for you,
then maybe it's something we need to talk about.
Talk about literally yesterday.
Yeah, before we sign the lease.
And Torbs actually said, I would rather have you than a child
because he's really lovely.
Yeah, beautiful.
Yeah, because he kind of was like, yeah, I'll have kids
because that's just what you do.
What you do.
And I said, I don't know if I'm ever going to want that
and if that's something you want, I would never take that away from you.
And he said, I would rather have you than have children.
And every couple of years we have a bit of a check-in.
Yep.
I'm kind of like, oh, have...
We're still not doing that, right?
It looks like a lot of hard work.
Yeah, like is this something that we want now or whatever,
especially now that we're getting older?
And it's still kind of a no.
We love kids.
We love spending time with mates that have got kids,
like one of my best mates, Jase, he's got kids.
We love hanging out with the kids.
But, yeah, it's just not for us.
So even though you're not planning on having kids ever yeah have you still thought about your baby's name yes i think
about it all the time so what do you got oh um so i really love the name lola or lily oh that's cute
yeah which is like a pretty girl name yeah um i also really oh taubes once taubes once said that
he liked the name Egween.
I know.
It's like, what is it, a frog?
Like we're not calling a child Egween.
It sounds like a, what's the food that's like that?
An aubergine.
It sounds like an asking for D.
Would you like some Egween tonight?
Egween.
Oh, sorry, my mistake.
Yeah, please get the disgusting answer right.
Sorry if your name's Egween.
Have you got your names picked out?
Because I know that, well, I know Bridget quite well, your wife,
and I know that she is, like, pretty keen on babes. We want babies.
We want babies.
So a long time ago I decided that we were having twin boys
and they were going to be called Larry and Gary,
Laz and Gaz, the Bash Bros.
Bridget is as responsive to those names as you are now,
which is nice.
Larry and Gary.
But we do like the name Matilda.
And we've got a few other, like, yeah, like pretty kind of girl names.
I like Matilda because I really like Tilly.
Yeah, same.
You know when you think about a name, you've got to think about
what the nickname's going to be.
What the nickname could be and also how they could get bullied.
And I think people should think about this more often.
People need to think about this.
So I've got a list here, Tony, from Perth Now, our old hood of Perth.
Old hood, yep.
Perth Now released a list of the most female Bogan names of 2021.
Yep.
And for me, it's not just the names themselves,
it's the spelling of the names.
Oh, okay, yep.
So if you're the kind of person who is pondering baby names,
regardless or not if you're having a baby soon,
you don't want to end up on this list.
No, and how embarrassing.
And again, think of the kid.
Don't think about how cool it is for your Instagram cred.
That kid is going to get bullied its whole life
because you wanted some cred on the day it was born for you.
Welcome to the world.
Yeah.
Iguana. Iguana. You know what I've seen? Iguana.
Iguana.
You know what I've seen a lot of recently?
You know, like Khaleesi's from, you know, the Game of Thrones.
So, again, the most bogan baby names for females.
And if this goes well this week, hey, maybe we'll do males next week
because Perth now have got plenty of high-class content coming out.
Yeah, great.
Wednesday. Yeah. Like theclass content coming out. Yeah, great. Wednesday.
Yeah.
Like the day.
I like.
Spelt.
Yeah.
W-E-D-N-E-Z-D-A-I.
See, I don't mind the name Wednesday because I really like the Addams Family.
Oh, right.
Yeah, yeah.
Christina Ricci.
Yeah.
But spelt like that is, think of the child how... Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Christina Ricci. Yeah. But spelt like that is...
Think of the child.
Think of the child.
Think of the child.
And the rest of their life, every time they fill out a form.
Oh, so it's just double...
No, it's with a Z and an I.
It's with an I.
Yeah.
I get that a lot with Tony,
even though the normal way to spell Tony for a girl...
Or a female is with an I.
...is with an I.
I get that a lot.
Really?
Yeah.
I also got in high school because it was a very unfortunate time for me
because The Simpsons was very popular.
And I don't know if you remember a certain mob boss from The Simpsons
called Fat Tony.
Fat Tony.
And a chubby person and was chubby at school, chubby my whole life.
And the boys thought, no, Fat Tony.
So I got that a lot.
That's horrible.
Which was horrible.
That is horrible.
And, I mean, we can't predict what TV shows are going to be doing,
but just think about it, please.
Don't call someone Fat Tony.
Yeah, I mean, also don't do that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
A family wanted a bit of a twist on the name Regina.
Regina.
Regina.
Yeah.
Like Regina George from Mean Girls.
Yeah.
And so they wanted to replace the R with a V and it would be
Vagina was the new name they named her.
It's spelt, and write this down for everyone playing along at home,
V-A-G-I-N-A.
So it's Vagina.
That is someone in Perth has that name.
Vagina is how you pronounce it, but for their whole life,
on their passport, on their driver's licence,
every time they go to a nightclub and have to show ID.
Hi, I'm Vagina Smith.
Vagina.
How on God's green earth are you doing that to someone?
At what point, Tony Lodge, judge, jury and executioner
of modern society.
It's true.
Does someone step in and say this is child abuse?
Well, there are actually names that are illegal.
So in, I remember reading this article,
must have been early last year, that, you know,
names like COVID and Corona and stuff are all banned.
Well, there was this lady who in Canberra,
I used to host the Ryan and Tanya show, and this lady called in one day
and she said, I named my daughter Isis,
which when she was born seven years ago was just like a pretty name
that it means something.
And she's like, and now Isis is like this terrorism organisation.
And she, at age eight,
had to change the name because she's like,
I can't live with this.
Yeah.
We've just got to change it and move on.
But how horrible.
What do you change it to, Iris?
Steve?
I don't know.
Next name is Trinity.
Oh, I actually don't mind the name Trinity. Spelt T-R-Y-N-Y-T-Y.
Try not I.
Try not I.
There's three Ys in that and no other vowels.
Stay at home, mate.
Okay.
All right.
That's weird, isn't it?
I've talked to my, so my boyfriend, his name is Torbs.
Yep.
His name is Alex.
Yep.
Don't you think that the letter X is the most hectic letter
to be in a name?
Is that why he goes by Torbs and not Alex?
No.
Because who dares have an X in his name walking along the street
like a supposedly common man?
Don't you reckon that that's like a really hectic letter
to have in a first name?
Sure.
I just think that that's crazy.
It's like a crazy letter.
Like on the scale of the alphabet.
You chose an X.
Who are you?
The letters get crazier.
So like the alphabet, no.
A, plain missionary vanilla.
It is.
X, wildcard.
Okay.
And then you get all the way down, right, to your X and your Ys and your Zs.
Starts getting wild.
You know, Zoe, very common name.
But Z is like a hectic letter to have in a name.
Do you reckon anyone's got multiple letters from the back end
or a back end only name?
Wix, xylophone, zigzag, zoo, zebra, no, Connor.
Next name.
Someone in Mandurah called their daughter,
and this is one word, summer breeze. Next name. Someone in Mandurah called their daughter, and this is one word,
Summer Breeze.
Summer Breeze.
One word.
It's not like two words or a hyphen or the middle name was Breeze.
One word, Summer Breeze is her first name.
I like the name Summer, though.
Love the name Summer.
But you have to be a certain type of person to have the name Summer,
don't you think?
So my.
Imagine if I was called Summer.
No.
I'm so not a Summer.
You're a harsh, cold winter.
Oh.
Okay, this is a weird one.
I am really sick of my Spotify.
Like your algorithm playlist sort of thing?
So I think it depends on how you use Spotify.
But I, and I don't think this is a popular opinion,
but I just like the stuff that I like, as in heart it on Spotify.
Yeah, you've got a liked songs playlist?
Yes, yep.
And then I just hit shuffle in liked songs.
I'm not a playlist builder.
Yeah.
I think I know what you're saying because sometimes you like songs
and Spotify is like, oh, if you like this, you'll probably like that.
And I'm like, don't tell me what I like.
Well, listening to new music gives me anxiety.
Yeah, no, that's not for me.
Yeah.
Unless you're on Kiss when you can hear the latest fresh
to the Kiss playlist at 350s.
But you know how some people are like, oh,
I always put on my Daily Discover.
No.
No.
No.
Get it away from me.
So my liked music.
What's in your liked music?
Well, there's so much stuff in there because I've been building it
for 10 years or however long I've had Spotify.
So there is stuff in there that I don't really align with anymore
and it will pop up and
I'll just hit next and I'm like, I should probably unlike that, but I've just never done it. But I'm
getting to this point where I've just got this full liked songs playlist and I'm thinking about
just like getting rid of it and starting again. 10 years you've put into this. I know, but it's
not curated.
It's literally just me being like, oh, I've heard that song on TikTok,
heard that song on the radio, hitting like and popping it in the playlist
and the randomest shit comes up.
And I think that maybe I should just start again.
Is it easier to literally start a new account or do you have to go back
in and delete ten years' worth of songs?
Oh, that would be hard because you have to unlike all of them.
That would take forever.
The other thing is what if I can't find something that at one point
in my life I was like, that's such a great song.
And, you know, when you're flicking through Spotify
and a great song comes on, you're like, oh,
I haven't heard this in ages.
That happened.
I walked past a cafe and the music was pumping and I was like, oh.
What song was it?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I think it was like a rudimental.
Oh.
I like rudimental.
It is time to start the show.
I'm not giving in.
What is happening?
I'm not giving in.
That rudimental song.
That's what it was.
Was it actually that song?
Do you know what's a really good Rudimental song?
The one with Ed Sheeran.
It was with Emily Sandé, the one I think I heard.
I'm free.
Oh, I know the one you're thinking of, Bloodstone.
No, that's Guy Sebastian.
What's the song, Ed Sheeran and Rudimental?
Is it Bloodstone?
No, that is Guy Sebastian.
Because there's more in this bloodstone.
Oh, no, I'm not afraid to bleed.
I'll work my head to the bone.
No, what is the song?
It's Ed Sheeran and Rudimental.
I'm looking it up now.
I don't want you to play it because I want to remember it,
but I can't remember what it is.
Do you know that people are going to be listening?
Lay it all on me. Lay it all, to be listening? Lay it all on me.
Lay it all, lay it all,
lay it all on me.
Lay it all on me.
You can lay it all,
lay it all on me.
Lay it all.
Hi, this is Rudimental.
You got a friend in me.
Not non-stop.
Kiss 101.1.
All alone as you look through the door.
Nothing left to see.
This is a good song.
If it hurts and you can't tell no more.
Lay it on me.
We're actually going to do a new episode every week called
Tony and Ryan try and remember the names of songs.
The worst thing about that is that I know that there would have been people listening
just then being like, it's fucking Lay It All On Me.
It's Lay It All On Me.
These guys are idiots.
Anyway, I bet you Ed Sheeran was listening and he was like, guys, you don't bloody know
the name of my song.
Anyway, so I'm really, that's what.
What country do you think Ed Sheeran's from?
That sounded like Ed Sheeran.
Go.
You guys can't remember the name of my song.
No, that's...
You don't think that sounds like it?
That is the girl from Love Island who you hate.
Oh, I hate Love Island.
They all sound the same.
Anyway, it doesn't matter.
But what I'm stressed about is that I get a lot of anxiety
from listening to all my liked songs smushed together,
but I also am getting anxiety about deleting them all
and starting again.
I would really like to hear if you have deleted all
of your Spotify and started again.
Let me know how it went.
Okay, here's my unqualified opinion.
Okay, yes.
If you're anxious about listening to new music.
Yep.
If you're anxious about listening to old music yeah maybe
it's not the music maybe you just have anxiety yeah that's a really good point because i've
thought about doing that with my clothes yep no okay that's not what you're gonna say no but that
is a good one have you ever thought about just like throwing out everything in your wardrobe
and going i'm freaking starting this again can i tell you something awful yes once I'm not gonna say I was hoping for a fire
but I had but I had you have really good insurance we probably should have organized that before
um I did think if I had to just like start my wardrobe again that would just be like how nice
just to go blank slate yeah start with some staples.
Because I've got a lot of items that I'm just really regretting.
Yeah, but imagine if like Tan France from Queer Eye for the straight guy
or this chick that I follow on Instagram, her name's Styled by Sally.
She's like this Melbourne stylist who, you know, she just like,
she does such a great job.
People would know who I'm talking about.
She's amazing.
Imagine just getting one of those people to just like really overhaul
all your shit.
Do you want that?
Yeah, I do want that.
Do you want me to call Sally?
No, it's so expensive.
Have you ever, oh, my God, have you ever looked at getting a stylist?
You should.
Like, you know I just wear crappy T-shirts and the same pair
of jeans every day.
Do you think I've ever looked into getting a stylist?
I'm asking because I think you should.
No.
But have you ever looked? It is so expensive and rightfully so.
They pull lots of very specific items by no means.
Don't fricking cancel me.
I'm not saying it's too much money.
I'm just saying it's a lot of money.
Too late.
You've been cancelled, babe.
No.
Especially in those shoes.
So styled by Sally.
To go with her, Sally McKinnon,
it's like $700 or $800.
Plus the clothes.
And then you have to buy all the clothes.
So did you think, oh, this jacket would be great,
and you go, yeah, I'll get that one, and then they're like,
yeah, you have to buy that.
Yeah, you have to buy it.
Oh, is that not what this is?
What are you doing?
Literally, it's not like going shopping with your mum.
It's like, I love that.
And she's like, okay, sweetheart, like I'll get you that.
Yeah, no, you have to buy all the clothes yourself.
I reckon I should be a stylist but for really bad drinks
for house parties.
So you pay me and I come to the Bottle-O with you and I go,
oh, see those Buccado shots?
I love a Buccado shot.
You should get that.
You should get that one.
See those Mississippi mudslides?
Yeah.
Get a few of those. Get a few of those.
Get a few of those.
I don't pay for the drinks.
The girls will love those.
But I just go shopping with you and advise you on what to get.
You're a consultant.
Thank you.
That's a good idea.
Yeah.
I'll look into that.
If anybody's interested in taking up those services,
let us know in the Facebook group or TikTok or Instagram.
Yep, the bottle shop out the front of the Aldi in Abbotsford.
Do you know that bottle on the side?
I know it well.
Lick a lantern. Don't have to tell me twice. The front of the Aldi in Abbotsford. Do you know that bottle on the side? I know it well. Liquor land.
Don't have to tell me twice.
Like liquor land.
Sorry, I thought that's what you meant.
No.
Oh, I was doing like a sex joke.
I know that now, yes.
I'm sorry.
You should be.
No, that's not what I meant at all.
I meant liquor land like the bottle store.
Like liquor. No, no, I get it. be. No, that's not what I meant at all. I meant Liquorland, like the bottle store. Like Liquorland.
No, no, I get it.
No.
No, no.
So should I delete my Spotify or not?
Please.
Thank you so much for listening to today's throwback episode of Tony and Ryan.
Thank you for Tony and Ryan for both having me co-host today.
Things I love to see, not just Gorilla Grounds,
but I also like the Tony and Ryan Facebook group.
In the Tony and Ryan Facebook group, every episode they drop a comment thread,
which you'll probably see in the comment thread,
and I love to communicate and be a part of such an awesome community.
Thank you all for listening.
I hope you all have a wonderful day.
Tomorrow, we have the official Jared McQuaid on the program who will be hosting tomorrow's episode.
Have a great day.
Bye.