Toni and Ryan - THROWBACK: In Hospital and in the Bedroom

Episode Date: April 18, 2022

Day two of our throwback episodes is co-hosted by the WONDERFUL Monique DaRocha - can't believe she stepped off the treadmill tbh! She throws back to things you can say in Hospital and also in the Bed...room, hypothetical baby names and me needing to make playlists. Love ya! T x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello, this is Monique DeRocha, and welcome to a throwback episode of Tony and Ryan. Coming up today, Tony is complaining about her Spotify playlist, and they talk about hypothetical baby names. But first, here's the things you can say at a hospital, or I mean hospital, and also in the bedroom? Who's going first? You go first. Okay, Tony, you're about to feel a little prick.
Starting point is 00:00:34 Oh! That's very funny. Thank you. That's very funny. Thank you. That's very funny. One for the ladies. When was your last period? They always ask you that when you have an X-ray. But would they ask you that in the bedroom?
Starting point is 00:00:57 No, but that's like, imagine me saying to someone like, when was your last period? Like, we're about to bone. Are you ovulating? Are we? You? Yeah. Ooh, I'll have to bone. Are you ovulating? Are we? Yeah. Ooh, I'll
Starting point is 00:01:07 have to sterilise this first. Are you going to stick that in? Righto, turn around. Are you on the pill? Did they ask that? I guess they always have to check medication. You really fucking mind? You're right, I am. I'm getting too
Starting point is 00:01:25 technical. You fucking mind? Well, that's not what I meant. When is the right time in the bedroom to ask if they're on the pill? Beforehand, I think. Oh. No, because how presumptuous, isn't it? Let me change the question. Yeah. Are you on birth control? No, because how presumptuous, isn't it? Let me change the question.
Starting point is 00:01:45 Yeah. Are you on birth control? No, but more like not when should you, but like in reality, when do you think that happens? Is it like five seconds before like it's about and you go, oh, by the way, am I allowed to? Oh, fuck me. What?
Starting point is 00:02:00 Oh, no, that's not one. No, that's what I'm saying. At what point do you have have because it's always a bit awkward when you're like oh are we i mean if it's a one-night stand you should always use a condom because it will protect you from stis etc not just pregnancy yep um i feel like when you're about to about to blast off why did you say that? Like a rocket ship. That's not a good time to ask. Too late.
Starting point is 00:02:28 I think so. Well, because did you know that the pre-cum is actually more potent in terms of semen? Really? Yep. Because there's no seminal fluid. It's all sperm. It's all legit? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:41 I didn't know that. It might actually be the reverse. It might be. It's either. Have you researched this might actually be the reverse. It might be. It's either. Have you researched this? Have you done your research on Google? It's either that it's worse or it's better. It's one or the other.
Starting point is 00:03:01 You know that in life they're always the two options. It's like one's always worse and one's always better. Maybe they're the same. Yeah. We've covered all possible answers. But it's definitely better or maybe worse. Things you can say in the hospital and also in the bedroom. Ooh, nurse outfit.
Starting point is 00:03:20 Nice. That one turned me on a little bit. Did it? Yeah. I wouldn't do that, though, because I'm not confident enough. To? Like, walk in and be like. Sexy nurse?
Starting point is 00:03:31 Yeah, nah. It's the same with, like, real sexy, like, lingerie or something. I would never walk in and be that, like. It's weird because, like, I'm obviously quite a confident person, but I don't think I could ever do that. I'm similar. If I'm wearing a, but I don't think I could ever do that. I'm similar. If I'm wearing a suit, I don't feel fancy. I feel like I'm playing a character who wears a suit.
Starting point is 00:03:52 I don't feel like I'm me. Oh, my God, I completely agree. Like when you're really dressed up, you feel like a dickhead. Like I'm parodying a businessman. Yeah, because you're like, this is not me. I'm a T-shirt person. Yeah, I'm a T-shirt guy. Yeah, like I don't want to wear sexy lingerie.
Starting point is 00:04:05 I want to put on the nightie that I've worn for four nights and it's, like, covered in gravy and other food. Like, baby gravy. Hey. I didn't know what I was winking at until I thought about it and I'd already winked. Hey, Tony. Hey, Ryan.
Starting point is 00:04:21 If you just want to wear a four-day-old nightie with gravy on it, if that's who you are, just know that I love you for who you are as a person. You don't need to pretend to be anyone else to be the best Tony Lodge you can be. That's really sweet. Should we get back to trying to fuck each other in a hospital? Good call. Cool. Is there any chance you're pregnant?
Starting point is 00:04:54 Things you can say in the hospital and also in the bedroom. Tony, do you mind if I just go and get a friend and get him to have a look to get a second opinion? You're right, she is hot. I really like that. That's very funny. Thank you. I was just thinking about a situation. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:05:19 Did you hear that? I did. Oh, my God. Something terrible's happened. I don't know what it was. I just, can you imagine how confronting that situation, and I'm not talking about the bedroom, I'm talking about in a hospital. Say you're, like, killed over, you've got your arsehole open or something.
Starting point is 00:05:33 Yeah. And then they say, oh, let me go grab another doctor, or this is actually a teaching hospital, we're going to have 10 people viewing today, and they're, you know, young, beautiful, smart people. Can I tell an interesting story? Please. It's probably a bit dark.
Starting point is 00:05:47 Oh. But when I wasn't feeling very well, I... On Thursday? No, like a few years ago. Oh, yeah. Having a bit of a rough time and I went to see like professional help and spoke to a doctor about what I was going through. I really started to sleep.
Starting point is 00:06:04 Yeah. Wasn't having a good time. Never be ashamed of that, mate. That's really powerful. I'm glad that you sought help. So I went and sought help and I sought help. They were great. And then I was chatting to, I actually got along really well with the doctor. Oh, there's nothing better, right?
Starting point is 00:06:17 When you just really trust him, you think, oh, I feel like I could look at your penis and you'd be fine. You could look at my penis. Don't look at a doctor's penis. Both of our dicks were out. We were really comfortable with each other. He said, Ryan, no pressure because obviously this is a really big ask, but I'm also a lecturer for people doing their Masters in Psychology
Starting point is 00:06:36 at Melbourne University. Oh, wow. And they have to do like practical hours with real patients as a part of their exam. Yeah. Can they come in and ask you some questions and I observe it and that will be their exam for this certain subject. Wow.
Starting point is 00:06:50 Yeah. So you're unpacking your whole life's suitcase. Yeah, for an exam. For these students. And that one by one, so I reckon there was two or three and they would come in and ask questions and even the doctor would be like, oh, do you think it might be important to ask Ryan about this?
Starting point is 00:07:06 And they're like, oh yeah, of course. So, and you know, like it was sort of part of. How did you feel about that? Well. Cause you're obviously quite a confident person. Well, not in that moment though, obviously. Well, that's what I was going to say. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:18 Like you're obviously happy to share your life with, with me and everybody listening, but that's a really personal time. You know, it's really strange? And who would have guessed that this segment would have got so deep? Yes. At the time, I was feeling, how would you describe it? Pretty useless, which I mean, that's kind of a pretty good description of when you end up in a bad way.
Starting point is 00:07:39 And I just felt like if I could do this, that would be useful to someone. That's actually probably a really healthy way of looking at it. You're like, you know what? I can help these people because how hard would it be? I just want to contribute something to the world. Because there wouldn't be a lot of people that would be willing to share that. They did say that. And I was like, mate, happy to help send them in.
Starting point is 00:07:59 Send them in. That was another one. Send them in. I would share that to the team there at Melbourne Uni. Hope they graduated. Oh, yeah. I mean, one of them didn't. And we all knew in the room which one that was. Oh, you.
Starting point is 00:08:08 Yes. Because you went to Melbourne Uni. Everyone pass the exam. Ryan, terrible patient. You're out of the program. I never signed up. They're like, you're actually now a psychologist. Oh, this is how you do it.
Starting point is 00:08:20 Great. All right. Here's things you say. I'm just trying toway back into it. Things you can say in the hospital and also in the bedroom. Hey, Tony, can I just put this in to check your temperature? The penis. No, it's a thermometer.
Starting point is 00:08:38 Thermometer? What's it called? Thermometer. That's what I said, thermometer. You're saying thermometer. You're saying the same word back to me. Say it? Thermometer. That's what I said, thermometer. You're saying thermometer. You're saying the same word back to me. Say it. Thermometer.
Starting point is 00:08:48 Th-er-mom-meter. Yeah, cool, we're on the same page. You go. What do you need to do? What do you check my temperature? How are you going to do that? With a thermometer. I would just like to let you know, ma'am, this will be invasive.
Starting point is 00:09:09 Is this a free service or will there be an out-of-pocket expense? Don't worry, I've actually got health insurance. Oh, great. Don't worry, this great joke from last week will be used this week again. Well, it works. It did. Thank you. I'm a big believer in the healthcare system.
Starting point is 00:09:29 Medibank Private, if you're listening, love your services. Thank you very much. Hope you enjoy my $200 a week. It's very expensive. Can you just open your mouth and say, ah? Can you just open your mouth and say, ah? Sorry. Was that too much?
Starting point is 00:09:48 That was a lot. Sorry, I just. Yeah, I know. It felt really natural coming. Like you looked like you. Was that too graphic? Should I cut that out? Can I ask a favour?
Starting point is 00:10:00 Yeah. I reckon that was really funny. But like, don't look at me in the eye when you make that sound. Is that a fair ask? Yeah, that actually is. You can look anywhere in this room, just for the sound, just not in my eyes. So do you want me to try it again? Sure.
Starting point is 00:10:18 Look away. Why are you looking at me? Stop looking. We just had this chat. Go on, you go. Open your mouth. No, I can't look over there. Why not?
Starting point is 00:10:30 Because it's weird. Okay, I'm going to put this cup of tea on the bench. Yeah. You just look at the tea. Open your mouth and say, ah. Oh, that felt really unnatural. It's because it's an Earl Grey. Yeah, it would have, darjeeling, would have set me right off.
Starting point is 00:10:53 Some people prefer to take some pain medication before this procedure. Would you like that? Imagine telling a girl to have some Panadol beforehand. Dol, you're going to want to have some ibuprofen. It's best to be ahead of the pain once the pain catches up. Don't worry, we will put a bit of lube on that. Yeah, cough twice. Yeah. I'm just going to check your prostate.
Starting point is 00:11:34 That one's not even written down. Excuse me, when was the last time you had your prostate checked? It's right now. Oh. Just in the case of an emergency, who is your emergency contact? It's my wife. Better than your mum, I guess. If something goes wrong, who should I call?
Starting point is 00:11:57 Yeah, Mandy Dunn. D-U-N-N. Tony, don't be concerned. Having a prolapsed rectum is actually not as uncommon as you may think. Oh, luckily you took the hyperprofen before. Hey, this is Treadmill Girl, a.k.a. Minique the Roadshow, and you're listening to a throwback episode of Tony and Ryan. How far in advance do you reckon people start thinking about baby names?
Starting point is 00:12:43 I think you're one of two. Right. I think you're someone that decided that you want to call your daughter Emma when you were 12. And I think that you're someone who the baby comes out and you go, yeah, she's an Emma. Yeah. Well, for you listening right now, the person who pushed play, thank you. Thank you. Have a think. Are you the type of person that maybe you've already got children and you had that name booked in since you were 12 years old? Or did you just think the day before, oh, they look like a carl. It feels like a carl.
Starting point is 00:13:06 Yeah. So don't let me put words in your mouth, but am I right in thinking for children, for Tony is somewhere between 10 years into the future and never and just like the most distant thought ever? We actually don't want children. So a very long time. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:21 So, well, I mean, we've talked about it a lot of times, very early on in our relationship. so Torbs and I have been together for like eight years. Yeah. And very early on in our relationship, it was actually the day we moved in together. Oh, my God. No pressure.
Starting point is 00:13:35 I said, and also too late. Like, we've just moved in together. Oh, by the way, I'm really into this hardcore religion, yeah? Yeah, yeah. Oh, well, you've already moved in. Like, we've paid our bond. It's too late. The day actually we moved in together, it kind of came up organically
Starting point is 00:13:49 and I said, I actually don't think I'm ever going to want children. And I said, if that is a problem for you, then maybe it's something we need to talk about. Talk about literally yesterday. Yeah, before we sign the lease. And Torbs actually said, I would rather have you than a child because he's really lovely. Yeah, beautiful.
Starting point is 00:14:11 Yeah, because he kind of was like, yeah, I'll have kids because that's just what you do. What you do. And I said, I don't know if I'm ever going to want that and if that's something you want, I would never take that away from you. And he said, I would rather have you than have children. And every couple of years we have a bit of a check-in. Yep.
Starting point is 00:14:25 I'm kind of like, oh, have... We're still not doing that, right? It looks like a lot of hard work. Yeah, like is this something that we want now or whatever, especially now that we're getting older? And it's still kind of a no. We love kids. We love spending time with mates that have got kids,
Starting point is 00:14:37 like one of my best mates, Jase, he's got kids. We love hanging out with the kids. But, yeah, it's just not for us. So even though you're not planning on having kids ever yeah have you still thought about your baby's name yes i think about it all the time so what do you got oh um so i really love the name lola or lily oh that's cute yeah which is like a pretty girl name yeah um i also really oh taubes once taubes once said that he liked the name Egween. I know.
Starting point is 00:15:08 It's like, what is it, a frog? Like we're not calling a child Egween. It sounds like a, what's the food that's like that? An aubergine. It sounds like an asking for D. Would you like some Egween tonight? Egween. Oh, sorry, my mistake.
Starting point is 00:15:22 Yeah, please get the disgusting answer right. Sorry if your name's Egween. Have you got your names picked out? Because I know that, well, I know Bridget quite well, your wife, and I know that she is, like, pretty keen on babes. We want babies. We want babies. So a long time ago I decided that we were having twin boys and they were going to be called Larry and Gary,
Starting point is 00:15:39 Laz and Gaz, the Bash Bros. Bridget is as responsive to those names as you are now, which is nice. Larry and Gary. But we do like the name Matilda. And we've got a few other, like, yeah, like pretty kind of girl names. I like Matilda because I really like Tilly. Yeah, same.
Starting point is 00:15:55 You know when you think about a name, you've got to think about what the nickname's going to be. What the nickname could be and also how they could get bullied. And I think people should think about this more often. People need to think about this. So I've got a list here, Tony, from Perth Now, our old hood of Perth. Old hood, yep. Perth Now released a list of the most female Bogan names of 2021.
Starting point is 00:16:16 Yep. And for me, it's not just the names themselves, it's the spelling of the names. Oh, okay, yep. So if you're the kind of person who is pondering baby names, regardless or not if you're having a baby soon, you don't want to end up on this list. No, and how embarrassing.
Starting point is 00:16:34 And again, think of the kid. Don't think about how cool it is for your Instagram cred. That kid is going to get bullied its whole life because you wanted some cred on the day it was born for you. Welcome to the world. Yeah. Iguana. Iguana. You know what I've seen? Iguana. Iguana.
Starting point is 00:16:46 You know what I've seen a lot of recently? You know, like Khaleesi's from, you know, the Game of Thrones. So, again, the most bogan baby names for females. And if this goes well this week, hey, maybe we'll do males next week because Perth now have got plenty of high-class content coming out. Yeah, great. Wednesday. Yeah. Like theclass content coming out. Yeah, great. Wednesday. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:06 Like the day. I like. Spelt. Yeah. W-E-D-N-E-Z-D-A-I. See, I don't mind the name Wednesday because I really like the Addams Family. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:21 Christina Ricci. Yeah. But spelt like that is, think of the child how... Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Christina Ricci. Yeah. But spelt like that is... Think of the child. Think of the child. Think of the child. And the rest of their life, every time they fill out a form. Oh, so it's just double...
Starting point is 00:17:33 No, it's with a Z and an I. It's with an I. Yeah. I get that a lot with Tony, even though the normal way to spell Tony for a girl... Or a female is with an I. ...is with an I. I get that a lot.
Starting point is 00:17:42 Really? Yeah. I also got in high school because it was a very unfortunate time for me because The Simpsons was very popular. And I don't know if you remember a certain mob boss from The Simpsons called Fat Tony. Fat Tony. And a chubby person and was chubby at school, chubby my whole life.
Starting point is 00:17:59 And the boys thought, no, Fat Tony. So I got that a lot. That's horrible. Which was horrible. That is horrible. And, I mean, we can't predict what TV shows are going to be doing, but just think about it, please. Don't call someone Fat Tony.
Starting point is 00:18:11 Yeah, I mean, also don't do that. Yeah. Yeah. A family wanted a bit of a twist on the name Regina. Regina. Regina. Yeah. Like Regina George from Mean Girls.
Starting point is 00:18:21 Yeah. And so they wanted to replace the R with a V and it would be Vagina was the new name they named her. It's spelt, and write this down for everyone playing along at home, V-A-G-I-N-A. So it's Vagina. That is someone in Perth has that name. Vagina is how you pronounce it, but for their whole life,
Starting point is 00:18:48 on their passport, on their driver's licence, every time they go to a nightclub and have to show ID. Hi, I'm Vagina Smith. Vagina. How on God's green earth are you doing that to someone? At what point, Tony Lodge, judge, jury and executioner of modern society. It's true.
Starting point is 00:19:09 Does someone step in and say this is child abuse? Well, there are actually names that are illegal. So in, I remember reading this article, must have been early last year, that, you know, names like COVID and Corona and stuff are all banned. Well, there was this lady who in Canberra, I used to host the Ryan and Tanya show, and this lady called in one day and she said, I named my daughter Isis,
Starting point is 00:19:33 which when she was born seven years ago was just like a pretty name that it means something. And she's like, and now Isis is like this terrorism organisation. And she, at age eight, had to change the name because she's like, I can't live with this. Yeah. We've just got to change it and move on.
Starting point is 00:19:52 But how horrible. What do you change it to, Iris? Steve? I don't know. Next name is Trinity. Oh, I actually don't mind the name Trinity. Spelt T-R-Y-N-Y-T-Y. Try not I. Try not I.
Starting point is 00:20:10 There's three Ys in that and no other vowels. Stay at home, mate. Okay. All right. That's weird, isn't it? I've talked to my, so my boyfriend, his name is Torbs. Yep. His name is Alex.
Starting point is 00:20:22 Yep. Don't you think that the letter X is the most hectic letter to be in a name? Is that why he goes by Torbs and not Alex? No. Because who dares have an X in his name walking along the street like a supposedly common man? Don't you reckon that that's like a really hectic letter
Starting point is 00:20:40 to have in a first name? Sure. I just think that that's crazy. It's like a crazy letter. Like on the scale of the alphabet. You chose an X. Who are you? The letters get crazier.
Starting point is 00:20:51 So like the alphabet, no. A, plain missionary vanilla. It is. X, wildcard. Okay. And then you get all the way down, right, to your X and your Ys and your Zs. Starts getting wild. You know, Zoe, very common name.
Starting point is 00:21:05 But Z is like a hectic letter to have in a name. Do you reckon anyone's got multiple letters from the back end or a back end only name? Wix, xylophone, zigzag, zoo, zebra, no, Connor. Next name. Someone in Mandurah called their daughter, and this is one word, summer breeze. Next name. Someone in Mandurah called their daughter, and this is one word, Summer Breeze.
Starting point is 00:21:27 Summer Breeze. One word. It's not like two words or a hyphen or the middle name was Breeze. One word, Summer Breeze is her first name. I like the name Summer, though. Love the name Summer. But you have to be a certain type of person to have the name Summer, don't you think?
Starting point is 00:21:41 So my. Imagine if I was called Summer. No. I'm so not a Summer. You're a harsh, cold winter. Oh. Okay, this is a weird one. I am really sick of my Spotify.
Starting point is 00:21:58 Like your algorithm playlist sort of thing? So I think it depends on how you use Spotify. But I, and I don't think this is a popular opinion, but I just like the stuff that I like, as in heart it on Spotify. Yeah, you've got a liked songs playlist? Yes, yep. And then I just hit shuffle in liked songs. I'm not a playlist builder.
Starting point is 00:22:25 Yeah. I think I know what you're saying because sometimes you like songs and Spotify is like, oh, if you like this, you'll probably like that. And I'm like, don't tell me what I like. Well, listening to new music gives me anxiety. Yeah, no, that's not for me. Yeah. Unless you're on Kiss when you can hear the latest fresh
Starting point is 00:22:40 to the Kiss playlist at 350s. But you know how some people are like, oh, I always put on my Daily Discover. No. No. No. Get it away from me. So my liked music.
Starting point is 00:22:53 What's in your liked music? Well, there's so much stuff in there because I've been building it for 10 years or however long I've had Spotify. So there is stuff in there that I don't really align with anymore and it will pop up and I'll just hit next and I'm like, I should probably unlike that, but I've just never done it. But I'm getting to this point where I've just got this full liked songs playlist and I'm thinking about just like getting rid of it and starting again. 10 years you've put into this. I know, but it's
Starting point is 00:23:24 not curated. It's literally just me being like, oh, I've heard that song on TikTok, heard that song on the radio, hitting like and popping it in the playlist and the randomest shit comes up. And I think that maybe I should just start again. Is it easier to literally start a new account or do you have to go back in and delete ten years' worth of songs? Oh, that would be hard because you have to unlike all of them.
Starting point is 00:23:47 That would take forever. The other thing is what if I can't find something that at one point in my life I was like, that's such a great song. And, you know, when you're flicking through Spotify and a great song comes on, you're like, oh, I haven't heard this in ages. That happened. I walked past a cafe and the music was pumping and I was like, oh.
Starting point is 00:24:05 What song was it? Oh, I'm sorry. I think it was like a rudimental. Oh. I like rudimental. It is time to start the show. I'm not giving in. What is happening?
Starting point is 00:24:20 I'm not giving in. That rudimental song. That's what it was. Was it actually that song? Do you know what's a really good Rudimental song? The one with Ed Sheeran. It was with Emily Sandé, the one I think I heard. I'm free.
Starting point is 00:24:34 Oh, I know the one you're thinking of, Bloodstone. No, that's Guy Sebastian. What's the song, Ed Sheeran and Rudimental? Is it Bloodstone? No, that is Guy Sebastian. Because there's more in this bloodstone. Oh, no, I'm not afraid to bleed. I'll work my head to the bone.
Starting point is 00:24:54 No, what is the song? It's Ed Sheeran and Rudimental. I'm looking it up now. I don't want you to play it because I want to remember it, but I can't remember what it is. Do you know that people are going to be listening? Lay it all on me. Lay it all, to be listening? Lay it all on me. Lay it all, lay it all,
Starting point is 00:25:08 lay it all on me. Lay it all on me. You can lay it all, lay it all on me. Lay it all. Hi, this is Rudimental. You got a friend in me. Not non-stop.
Starting point is 00:25:22 Kiss 101.1. All alone as you look through the door. Nothing left to see. This is a good song. If it hurts and you can't tell no more. Lay it on me. We're actually going to do a new episode every week called Tony and Ryan try and remember the names of songs.
Starting point is 00:25:44 The worst thing about that is that I know that there would have been people listening just then being like, it's fucking Lay It All On Me. It's Lay It All On Me. These guys are idiots. Anyway, I bet you Ed Sheeran was listening and he was like, guys, you don't bloody know the name of my song. Anyway, so I'm really, that's what. What country do you think Ed Sheeran's from?
Starting point is 00:26:04 That sounded like Ed Sheeran. Go. You guys can't remember the name of my song. No, that's... You don't think that sounds like it? That is the girl from Love Island who you hate. Oh, I hate Love Island. They all sound the same.
Starting point is 00:26:18 Anyway, it doesn't matter. But what I'm stressed about is that I get a lot of anxiety from listening to all my liked songs smushed together, but I also am getting anxiety about deleting them all and starting again. I would really like to hear if you have deleted all of your Spotify and started again. Let me know how it went.
Starting point is 00:26:35 Okay, here's my unqualified opinion. Okay, yes. If you're anxious about listening to new music. Yep. If you're anxious about listening to old music yeah maybe it's not the music maybe you just have anxiety yeah that's a really good point because i've thought about doing that with my clothes yep no okay that's not what you're gonna say no but that is a good one have you ever thought about just like throwing out everything in your wardrobe
Starting point is 00:27:02 and going i'm freaking starting this again can i tell you something awful yes once I'm not gonna say I was hoping for a fire but I had but I had you have really good insurance we probably should have organized that before um I did think if I had to just like start my wardrobe again that would just be like how nice just to go blank slate yeah start with some staples. Because I've got a lot of items that I'm just really regretting. Yeah, but imagine if like Tan France from Queer Eye for the straight guy or this chick that I follow on Instagram, her name's Styled by Sally. She's like this Melbourne stylist who, you know, she just like,
Starting point is 00:27:40 she does such a great job. People would know who I'm talking about. She's amazing. Imagine just getting one of those people to just like really overhaul all your shit. Do you want that? Yeah, I do want that. Do you want me to call Sally?
Starting point is 00:27:49 No, it's so expensive. Have you ever, oh, my God, have you ever looked at getting a stylist? You should. Like, you know I just wear crappy T-shirts and the same pair of jeans every day. Do you think I've ever looked into getting a stylist? I'm asking because I think you should. No.
Starting point is 00:28:07 But have you ever looked? It is so expensive and rightfully so. They pull lots of very specific items by no means. Don't fricking cancel me. I'm not saying it's too much money. I'm just saying it's a lot of money. Too late. You've been cancelled, babe. No.
Starting point is 00:28:20 Especially in those shoes. So styled by Sally. To go with her, Sally McKinnon, it's like $700 or $800. Plus the clothes. And then you have to buy all the clothes. So did you think, oh, this jacket would be great, and you go, yeah, I'll get that one, and then they're like,
Starting point is 00:28:38 yeah, you have to buy that. Yeah, you have to buy it. Oh, is that not what this is? What are you doing? Literally, it's not like going shopping with your mum. It's like, I love that. And she's like, okay, sweetheart, like I'll get you that. Yeah, no, you have to buy all the clothes yourself.
Starting point is 00:28:51 I reckon I should be a stylist but for really bad drinks for house parties. So you pay me and I come to the Bottle-O with you and I go, oh, see those Buccado shots? I love a Buccado shot. You should get that. You should get that one. See those Mississippi mudslides?
Starting point is 00:29:04 Yeah. Get a few of those. Get a few of those. Get a few of those. I don't pay for the drinks. The girls will love those. But I just go shopping with you and advise you on what to get. You're a consultant. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:29:12 That's a good idea. Yeah. I'll look into that. If anybody's interested in taking up those services, let us know in the Facebook group or TikTok or Instagram. Yep, the bottle shop out the front of the Aldi in Abbotsford. Do you know that bottle on the side? I know it well.
Starting point is 00:29:26 Lick a lantern. Don't have to tell me twice. The front of the Aldi in Abbotsford. Do you know that bottle on the side? I know it well. Liquor land. Don't have to tell me twice. Like liquor land. Sorry, I thought that's what you meant. No. Oh, I was doing like a sex joke. I know that now, yes. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:29:40 You should be. No, that's not what I meant at all. I meant liquor land like the bottle store. Like liquor. No, no, I get it. be. No, that's not what I meant at all. I meant Liquorland, like the bottle store. Like Liquorland. No, no, I get it. No. No, no. So should I delete my Spotify or not?
Starting point is 00:29:57 Please. Thank you so much for listening to today's throwback episode of Tony and Ryan. Thank you for Tony and Ryan for both having me co-host today. Things I love to see, not just Gorilla Grounds, but I also like the Tony and Ryan Facebook group. In the Tony and Ryan Facebook group, every episode they drop a comment thread, which you'll probably see in the comment thread, and I love to communicate and be a part of such an awesome community.
Starting point is 00:30:29 Thank you all for listening. I hope you all have a wonderful day. Tomorrow, we have the official Jared McQuaid on the program who will be hosting tomorrow's episode. Have a great day. Bye.

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