Toni and Ryan - Toni + Mixtape = 💦

Episode Date: August 10, 2022

Normal or nah, and the wait to my heart is through a burnt CD mixtape. Love ya!!! So MUCH!!! Toni xoxoxo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Fi...nd #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Who's this? This is Larry. Larry. Hello? Hi, is that Larry? Get the fuck out of here. Hi Larry, it's Tony and Ryan. How the hell are ya?
Starting point is 00:00:21 We're great, how are you? I'm doing great. Just finding some air split inwards. Couldn't understand a word of it, but it sounds like a good time. Sounds good, yeah. Larry, can you approve this podcast episode? Absolutely. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:37 Well, that's made us happy as Larry. That's what you get the big bucks for. Yeah, it is. Hey, Larry, where do we find you today? Whereabouts are you? I'm in Chattanooga, Tennessee. Oh. What's the – that's in Texas, right?
Starting point is 00:00:54 No. No. It's in Tennessee. Tennessee. It's in Tennessee. Okay, sorry. They're actually a fair way away. We're just about two hours north of Atlanta.
Starting point is 00:01:01 Oh, I've watched Atlanta, the TV show. So you're well aware of Tennessee. Does that mean anything? Hey, this is Larry from Chattanooga and I approve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. Hi, happy Thursday. My name is Ryan John, Vice Captain of the ship.
Starting point is 00:01:31 Tony Lodge, our queen, is here. Hi. You're listening on Spotify. Welcome. Well, hopefully. Yeah. Hopefully you're listening. At all.
Starting point is 00:01:38 Yeah. It's great to have you. So it's been a bit of a tech kerfuff week. I'm now officially Spotify tech support. Yeah. If you have any technical issues, Tony will help you out. This is going to teach you, Tony, and you listening, a lot about your relationship or the kind of relationship you might want to be in in the future.
Starting point is 00:01:59 This is a very telling normal or nah. Oh, wow. Okay. This is from Camilla. Hi, Camilla. Camilla Parker Bowles. Yeah. I don't know. Oh, wow. Okay. This is from Camilla. Hi, Camilla. Camilla Parker Bowles. Yeah. I don't know. Oh. Sure. Okay.
Starting point is 00:02:10 What you do to the bowls? Yeah, I know. Normal or nah? Having your partner pop your pimples, remove the hard to get chin hairs and help you get rid of ingrowns?
Starting point is 00:02:29 I'm going to say normal. 100% normal. I think it's normal. I think it's beautiful. It's quite nice. To have someone do that for you? Yeah, just sometimes there's like a hard to reach spot or like you can't get enough purchase on it yourself or something and you're like, no.
Starting point is 00:02:44 Remember when I first got Invisalign and my boyfriend, and it was really hard and really painful to get them in and out, and I had a little bit of skin on my finger and Torbs, my boyfriend, he bit it off for me. The cuticle, is that what it's called? Yeah, which was so nice. I feel like that's when I and the, sorry, a fly just flew into Tony's face. Are you okay?
Starting point is 00:03:04 Do I need to call the police? Oh, my God. Moth. Do you like watching the pimple popper videos? Sometimes, but I feel a bit like, you know how yesterday you were talking about if you watch one of those frenulum painting things, then they come up on your TikTok a lot or whatever? I find that whenever I watch a pimple video, if I'm ready for it,
Starting point is 00:03:26 it's all good. But sometimes if I'm not really in the right place, I'm like, oh, and sometimes they're fucking graphic sometimes. Yeah, they're right up close. They're popping the juice and the muck. But I know that there are like super fans of Pimple Popper videos. I'd say that I'm like fine with it. I find it really satisfying.
Starting point is 00:03:44 And that it's satisfying but I'm definitely not like a stan. So one of Bridget, my wife's favourite pastimes is, and I don't know if other men experience this, but I'm starting to get some grey hairs. Actually, not even starting. I've had grey hairs for a few years, but there's still only like little bits of grey. But the grey hairs grow way faster than the regular hair.
Starting point is 00:04:07 And I'll often get one singular grey hair in my eyebrows that will be like, I could probably wrap it around my head. And then Bridget will just be sitting at dinner and goes, come here, come here. It like catches the light. Yeah, it catches the light. And then she's just like all over and she's like, loves just ripping it out. Torbs gets those as well. Like a really long grey in the light. Yeah, catches the light and then she's just like all over and she loves just ripping it out. Torbs gets those as well. Like a really long grey in the eyebrow.
Starting point is 00:04:29 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you tweezer it out or just rip it? I normally tweezer it because, well, I used to always just try and do it with my hands but I can never get enough grip on it. Enough purchase. Enough purchase, yeah. And so I started doing that and it would take me like three goes before I would rip it out and torbs would get really fucked off
Starting point is 00:04:48 because I would be like just pulling at it. Yeah, it hurts every time. Yeah. If you get one rip, fucking let it go. Yeah. And I agree with that. But, yeah, because you can't promise that it will only be like a one-trick thing.
Starting point is 00:04:59 And I don't like that. No. Because it's excruciating. But with the tweezers, it's okay. You can get it in one and then it's fine. Women will never understand the pain men go through for beauty. Sorry, I think I just blacked out. Did you want to say the last thing that you said?
Starting point is 00:05:15 Because I don't think I heard it. I think I just said, thanks for your help with the grooming. Oh, awesome. Yeah, great. Great. That's what I said. Great. And that was it.
Starting point is 00:05:24 Good. Yep. Good. Yep. Good. Good. Normal or nah? Putting cups in the cupboard the right way up. Brooke says, I always put cups in the cupboard upside down so the dust or anything else doesn't get in them while they're in the cupboard. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:43 My roommate puts the cup up the right way and I find it so odd. The fuck? Is it normal to have the cups the right way up? No. Nah. Absolutely fucking nah. Fucking no way. Now, here's where it gets interesting.
Starting point is 00:05:57 Yeah. Someone suggested in the Facebook group that this is an Australian thing because Australia have little spiders and the daddy long legs. Yeah. We have more dust and shit everywhere. Yeah. We've got snakes and mice and shit, whereas other countries don't need to concern themselves so that you can just put the cups
Starting point is 00:06:13 in willy-nilly in the cupboard however you like. But, I mean, like every country has like cockroaches or ants or like there's still like just as much potential for them to – I can't believe that that's a different way of doing it. I've always done it upside down. When I say an Australian thing, asterisk, according to one comment on Facebook. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:06:34 Okay. Because I read that and I was like, no, I'm pretty sure. I've always put them upside down. Yeah, same. Even if you stack them, the stack is still upside down. Yeah. Yeah, okay, good. Is that normal? That's what I do. Yeah, that's Even if you stack them, the stack is still upside down. Yeah. Yeah, okay, good. Is that normal?
Starting point is 00:06:48 That's what I do. Yeah, that's what I thought. If you put it the other way, you're a bloody cockhead, as far as I'm concerned. Cockhead asking for a cockroach. That's all I'll say about it, yeah. Normal or nah, only pooping when completely naked. Normal or nah, only pooping when completely naked. Steph Stroud's husband has never in his life pooped clothed.
Starting point is 00:07:15 Kaylee's wife and her daughter are both nude poopers. She's like, I don't know what I've raised and what's going on in my house. My mate Johnny. Yep. Who you go to the footy with a lot. Go to the footy with, yeah. He believes the hook on the back of the door in a public bathroom is where you put your clothes. No, it's for like a handbag or a backpack or.
Starting point is 00:07:30 So we were at Marvel Stadium the other day at the footy. Yeah. Hot dog, couple of bourbons. He's like, oh. And he's sitting there at Marvel Stadium completely naked with his clothes all up on the hook while he takes care of his beers because he likes to feel free and likes to feel good while he's doing what he needs to do.
Starting point is 00:07:45 I definitely wouldn't do it in a public bathroom. Some people have never pooped clothed. Okay. I'm going to say that it's not normal for me, but I have done it. If I'm doing a really stressful poo, like if I've got a really sore tummy and I'm a bit hot and I'm a bit bothered, I will take all my clothes off. So you can commit?
Starting point is 00:08:10 So I can just concentrate. For some reason, and I'm with you. It makes you just feel better. I can't concentrate. I'm like, get it off. Yeah. So if I'm like, if I feel sick or something like that, then yes, I will always take my clothes off.
Starting point is 00:08:23 But just in normal situations, nah. But do you, what do you do? I do the same as you. Yeah, when you're doing a stressful poo. A stressful one, yes. Yeah, thank you. Is that normal or nah? Being a sometimes naked poo-er.
Starting point is 00:08:39 I think every time, including at work, the football, public areas. Clothes on. Absolutely. Do you know what my fucking worst nightmare is though? Imagine if you were doing your nude poop out in public and then like when you were going to put your pants back on or something, they like fell in the toilet. And then what are you going to do?
Starting point is 00:08:59 Have you ever had something fall in the toilet? Like a phone? Yeah. Is it RIP to the phone? Fuck, I can't even remember. I feel like my? Like a phone. Yeah. Was it RIP to the phone? Fuck, I can't even remember. I feel like my mum fixed it somehow. Yeah. Put it in rice.
Starting point is 00:09:10 Yeah, and I dropped my smart rider, like a MyKey card, like in the toilet before. That was totally fine. But nothing crazy to the toilet. Have you lost anything to the toilet? I have and I will never do this again. What the fuck is it? I sat on the toilet and had like a long jacket.
Starting point is 00:09:32 Oh, yeah. Have we all been there? I have, yeah. I used to wear a lot of cardigans. Yeah. Yeah. You know I'm not against a longer T-shirt or a longer jacket. Sometimes a bit of length.
Starting point is 00:09:46 Don't know why. I just sort of liked it. I hate when it's too short so I like overcompensate. Yeah. And so sometimes you've got to like hoik everything up. Totally. But then if you shift or when you stand back up again, gravity is in play. It's the same in a dress. If you're wearing a long dress and you've got to kind of like.
Starting point is 00:10:02 There are stories. Maybe you've shared this when you're wearing like the jumpsuit. Yep. And then you're naked in a public bathroom. Actually, I'll take it back. No more. Hi, this is Larry from Chattanooga and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A big thank you to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. If you end...
Starting point is 00:10:35 If you end... Thanks. That's it. That's it. See ya. Meow. All right. If you're interested in checking it out, the link is in the show notes.
Starting point is 00:10:43 It's in just everywhere. Basically, you could just Google it. Get around it. That's what people do. Yeah. You know when you watch a TV ad or something and it's like, call us on 939155555 and you're like, I'm not going to fucking remember that. Yeah, I think that all the time.
Starting point is 00:10:55 So I'm obviously just going to Google it. What a waste of air time. You could put a little joke in or something. Apparently it was a real moment in time in the advertising world. Yeah. The first time an advertiser went, and just Google us for more. Yeah. And everyone went, you can do that?
Starting point is 00:11:09 Yeah. I don't have to call 1374-772-3873? Yeah. Thank God for that. Are you going to read their name? Yeah, sorry. Lisa Starkey, thank you. SGM.
Starting point is 00:11:23 That's cool. SGM. Yeah. Wow. Bailey McGrade, Kristen McKinkey, thank you. SGM. That's cool. SGM. Yeah. Wow. Bailey McGrade. Kristen McKinney, thank you so much. Sorry, Kirsten. Kirsten McKinney.
Starting point is 00:11:31 Kirsten? Are you wrong? Andy Christensen. Ethan Sims, thank you so much. Emerson Schmimson, self-proclaimed. Lovely. Gemma James, thank you so much. Kate Ross-Smith.
Starting point is 00:11:41 Corey Summers. And Brian Kiefer, thank you. I would like to say thank you to Tony Lodge because a lot of our Patreons each week get the blog, the weekly blog from the desk of Dr. Tony Lodge. You can go and check that out. Tomorrow on the show, speaking of Tony, why Tony is the greatest girlfriend in the world. Okay, I don't like this because last week you said why Tony is the best friend ever
Starting point is 00:12:04 and then you really fucking sent me down the world. Okay. I don't like this because last week you said why Tony is the best friend ever and then you really fucking sent me down the river. I want you to have a think about what makes you a really great partner and then tomorrow we'll contrast your answer with Tony Lodge. And I know that last week it didn't work out as planned. You fucking tell me. But this is good for you. I reckon you've done good and I'm here to pump you up. Okay.
Starting point is 00:12:26 And defend you because you may need defending, but I'm here to defend you. Oh, my God. Well, speaking of the blog inside Patreon, I post it every Wednesday-ish. Ish. We'll see. But last week I posted about how I was cleaning out my car
Starting point is 00:12:44 and that I found, like like all of these old CDs. Where were they? Like deep in the? In the side. So you know how like in the door, how there's like a little pocket at the bottom? There was literally, it's just like, so I was cleaning out my car and this car had for like 10 years.
Starting point is 00:13:03 So I've gone through a lot of different phases in this car had for like 10 years yeah so i've gone through a lot of different phases in this car oh was it in a big case like a folder no they just loose fuck because i remember tony wouldn't do that that's old fast and loose tony just having discs do you want to know why they were all loose why because they all used to be in cases And apart from the fact that it took up a lot of space, I got into someone's car once and this person was very cool and they had all of their CDs just in a stack and they were like, oh, can you chuck me that stack of CDs? I passed it to them and the way that they flicked through them and then picked it up and then just put it in the thing,
Starting point is 00:13:41 I thought that was fucking cool. So I took all of my CDs out of the cases. Just so you could be a CD flicker. Yep. Would you say you're easily swayed? Yep. I'm so, like, easy. You just want to be a hot, cool girl.
Starting point is 00:13:56 And this person, were they a hot, cool girl? Yep, they were. Who was it? Why are you even- It's not interesting. Why? Who was it? Not important.
Starting point is 00:14:02 Please tell me. Who was it? Nah, you don't know. It was years ago. Years and years ago. But anyway. What was it about them that you really admired? I just thought that the action of the loose CDs, it gave off a real like, I don't give
Starting point is 00:14:15 a fuck if these are scratched. Yeah. Which is the complete opposite of the person I know. I care. You do care. About the CDs being scratched. Who was it? It was just someone that I used to know.
Starting point is 00:14:25 It was not Gautier. But I thought. You brought them? Yeah, I brought the CDs. I saw you bring a bag in before. I was like, that's interesting. And then you thought, what was that? She got some CDs as well.
Starting point is 00:14:37 Oh, my God. There's a lot. Yeah. So look at that stack of CDs. Do I look cool flicking through them? Yeah. Cool look at that stack of CDs. Yeah. Do I look cooler flicking through them? Yeah. Cooler than me.
Starting point is 00:14:48 Never worked for me. Oh, my God. The first one is Kylie Fever. Her best album, The Best Song Ever, is on there. So I found this stack of CDs and I just, oh, just something spoke to me about them and I was like. This one is the generic brand and there's nothing written on it. No. Imagine what's on there.
Starting point is 00:15:07 Okay. So I said this in the blog. Oh. So in the blog I listed out my top five, right? And one of them was. Sorry, Santa's naughty list has just appeared. So one of them was like Lorde's Pure Heroine, so her first album. And it's actually a CD that I bought like at JB Hi-Fi.
Starting point is 00:15:29 A real CD. Like it's a legit one. It's not a burnt one. Yeah. And then there was also a Carnival CD, a Childish Gambino burnt CD that my friend Sean had given me that is now cracked and mouldy. Like it's just.
Starting point is 00:15:44 That's how you know it's real. Art Pop, the original OG Lady Gaga. Yeah, Lady Gaga. I think there's a few Lady Gagas in there. You know who Tony Lodge respects because she hasn't burnt the Lady Gaga one. She's bought the actual one. So it was the same with Lorde, the same with Carnival. Yeah, because I went and bought the real one.
Starting point is 00:15:59 I really respect your work. I'm not going to steal from you. Yeah. Yes. It's a nice touch. Yes, and now no one steals because they've like got Spotify or Tidal or whatever. Yep. But anyway, I just wanted to shout out another one.
Starting point is 00:16:11 No one uses Tidal. Is that still a thing? I don't. That's the one that. Jay-Z? Yeah. Yeah. And like Beyonce has to launch his.
Starting point is 00:16:18 It's all like high bitrate. Like there's no like quality loss or something. Anyway, it's fucking really expensive. My brother uses it. He would classic your brother he actually wrote me the other day and he was like so now you're on spotify i can't listen and i was like oh why and he's like well i didn't listen anyway and i was like why he's like because you know i'm a title guy and i was like oh my god title i can't deal with this I can't deal with this. I can't deal with this. The more I learn about your brother, the more intrigued I get. Anyway, one of my favourite CDs that I found was a mixed CD
Starting point is 00:16:52 that Torbs gave me when we first started doing it. Not dating. Not dating. Not friends. Like, we just started doing it. I really liked him. Because you were doing it, was it like a sexy thing? Or was it just more of a heartfelt, like, I care for you,
Starting point is 00:17:09 so I've put effort into making it? Because that's so cute. Everyone's going to love Torbs even more. Yeah. A mixtape. Yeah. What was on it? Just like some weird indie bands that he liked.
Starting point is 00:17:20 And because Torbs really likes like electronica and stuff like that, so there was like Soul Wax. There was a Soul Wax song on there. Placebo? No, there was no placebo. There was Postal Service. There was a Block Party song. He would, yeah. Didn't your friend hook up with the guy from Block Party?
Starting point is 00:17:38 Yes. According to her. Turns out, was not the same guy. He's gay. Was not the same person. Anyway. And he wasn't in the country at the time. No, she wasn't. the same guy. He's gay. Was not the same person. Anyway. And he wasn't in the country at the time. No, she wasn't. He wasn't. He's traditionally focused on males. Maybe he just wanted to experiment. No, he was actually in London at the time. He was in
Starting point is 00:17:53 England. Yeah. And so I shared that I was so pumped to find this mix CD. Emily Perry commented on the blog and said, nothing better than a homemade mixtape from the noughties, but dread to think what other crap is in my car. Lauren said, burning CDs for people was my love language
Starting point is 00:18:11 from 2005 to 2010. I love that. Which is actually so true. It's like a really cute thing. That is really cute. And so I like found the mix CD from Torbs was like on the top of the pile. Fresh. Actually, it was in the CD player.
Starting point is 00:18:28 What? Yeah, it was still in the CD player. When was the last time you actually played it, do you reckon? Oh, I tried to play it a while ago. I think maybe my phone was flat. Yeah, so it's that one. Oh, mix CD. And he wrote Alex on it.
Starting point is 00:18:39 It says Alex on it. That was what you called me the other day. Yeah, that did happen, yeah. In bed. It's just mix CD Alex is just above Santa's sack. So I found I took that
Starting point is 00:18:53 Mix CD from Torbz out of the CD player. I went upstairs and I said to him, oh my god, look at this Mix CD that you gave me. And he was like, oh my god, yeah, I remember that. And we were talking about all the stuff that was on it. Oh, take me back. And then he was like, can I look at the rest of the stack? And he was like, oh, my God, yeah, I remember that. And we were talking about all the stuff that was on it. Oh, take me back. And then he was like, can I look at the rest of the stack? And I was like, oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:11 He's flicking through the stack. In a really cool way. It was in a cool way. Yes, I will give you that. Yeah, it was. He's like sliding through them. And he finds another mixed CD. Another one?
Starting point is 00:19:23 Yeah. Was there another? And he goes. What CD. Another one? Yeah. Was there another? And he goes. What? Did you make it? No. Tony Lodge. Who made it?
Starting point is 00:19:34 Well, one of them was the one Santa's sack that you pointed out. So Santa's second coming, Santa's sack and Santa's naughty list. I thought the word second coming was an interesting choice. Yeah. So Santa's Second Coming, Santa's Sack and Santa's Naughty List. I thought the word Second Coming was an interesting choice to So there's three there. Who made those? Who were you banging at Christmas that year? Are you joking? Was Alex devastated?
Starting point is 00:19:56 Torbs. He's had a hard life inheriting the Torber own fortune and now you've got to put him through the fact that there was another, was there a crossover? No, no, no, no, no. Because, you know, you were doing it for a year before you were like official and exclusive and together. No, this is a separate thing.
Starting point is 00:20:11 Okay. So he wasn't over on title. Exclusively to Tony after a year. Anyway, and I was like, oh, you remember that guy Tom? Tom! And Torbs was like. I hate that guy. Torbs was like, oh, okay, whatever.
Starting point is 00:20:25 And he keeps looking through. And Torbz was like. I hate that guy. Torbz was like, oh, okay, whatever. And he keeps looking through. And he finds another one. There's another mix CD from my friend Sean. Who's Sean? I thought you were going to say Tom Burnt 3, but no, it's another to Sean. Tom Burnt 3. Yeah, they're the three. And then there's another one there.
Starting point is 00:20:43 Oh, Shania Twain's Greatest Hits. Yeah, yeah. Fucking can't There's Trotters, Can't Be There. And then there's another one there and it says- Oh, Shania Twain's Greatest Hits. Yeah, yeah. Fucking can't believe they all fit on one CD. That's so funny, actually. That's a Lana Del Rey legit CD that's been purchased. You and me had an argument the other day because I said Lana Del Rey was fucking awesome and you went, yeah, she's all right. Yeah, and I stand by that.
Starting point is 00:21:01 And you had her album. Iggy? Azalea. Okay. Where's the onea. Oh, okay. Where's the one from? Maybe it's not. Rick Ross? Okay.
Starting point is 00:21:11 We're in the right area. Bon Iver. Just a blank whitey. That one with the. The arrow. Yeah. It's from Sean. Who's Sean?
Starting point is 00:21:20 Just a guy I went to uni with. Apparently so. Yeah. What was on that one? Just a bunch of stuff. And then there was no. Sorry. So it turns out I'm a bit of a slut.
Starting point is 00:21:36 Yeah. For mixie days. And dick. And because I got a job, it's like, look, I saved this mix. And he was like, oh. Sorry, I found another one from Sean. Too tiny from Sean. Did you?
Starting point is 00:21:56 No. And he's married now. So am I, mate. And you still figured Lauren on a plane. Tell me what happened with Sean. Nothing. We went to uni together. We got along very well.
Starting point is 00:22:09 Who makes a mixtape and writes on it to Tony from Sean if he's not trying to. We were good friends. Did he make a play? No. Did you make a play with him? No. Did you go driving in cars together? I know that's a thing for you.
Starting point is 00:22:20 You fucking did. You did. And when he was driving you around in his cool car, he was flicking through his... He actually did have a Subaru WRX. That was cool then. Flicking through his CDs and then he would have gone, hey, actually, I've made this one
Starting point is 00:22:35 just for you. And then he would have put it in and you would have made that noise and we'd be like, oh, Sean, he's driving his hot Subaru. He's playing these cool tunes that he's made for me. The chances of me not getting fingered in this car are so slim. You know when you play that game, what are the odds? You go, one, zero. Yeah, what are the odds of Tony getting out of this one?
Starting point is 00:22:56 Penetrated. No, nothing ever happened. Bull shit. No, nothing ever happened. Call him. What's his number? No, he's married now. That's fine.
Starting point is 00:23:06 No. You're not going to ask him that again. We just want to confirm what happened back in the day. There is no way. Actually, I'm embarrassing him now. There is no way he drove you around without. Is that a weird thing to say? I'm telling you we never slept together.
Starting point is 00:23:23 Give it here. No, because he... This is so embarrassing. He's not going to answer. He's going to be like, that's that girl that always tries to have sex with me. Oh, my God, he's screening my calls. Please don't answer.
Starting point is 00:23:42 Let's listen to his voicemail. He's not answering.. Please don't answer. Let's listen to his voicemail. He's not answering. Hey, it's Sean. He's not answering. Oh, it's Tony, the one that got away. Oh, fuck off. No, he literally just recently got married. Anyway, he's a really great guy.
Starting point is 00:23:56 Nothing ever happened. So he had a plan B. That was nice. What's her name? Plan B? Maddie. She's lovely. I follow her on Instagram.
Starting point is 00:24:02 She's great. Great second choice. No, she's amazing. I bet she is. Anyway, no, nothing ever happened between us. But can you imagine? Tell it to someone who believes your bullshit. Fucking hell.
Starting point is 00:24:12 To Tony from Sean. Boom, chicka, bop. What else? Am I going to find more if I keep looking through here? There is, I think there is one more, but it doesn't have a name on it and it's just called Mix and I don't remember who that's from. You can't even remember their names. No.
Starting point is 00:24:34 I would have loved to have met 19-year-old Tony. But the thing is, is that no one ever wanted to. Driving around, copping mixtapes from boys, getting lifts home from uni. Mixtapes and dickstapes. That one. That one. The mystery mix. Mystery mix.
Starting point is 00:24:49 Don't know who that's from. Yeah. Wow. So these crazy, yeah. Can people please let us know in the episode thread, A, please confirm that Tony and Sean, whether they. I'm so embarrassed that he didn't answer and that now he's not even texting me and being like, hey, bro.
Starting point is 00:25:08 Yeah, no, he knows what he did. And second of all, does anyone else have some mixtape memories? As in, did a boy make you a mixtape? Yeah. Did you make out listening to a mixtape? I just feel like... It's really cute. I'd also love maybe if people could answer, like,
Starting point is 00:25:24 how did you get caught cheating because this feels like a really crazy way to get found out that you were. Who's Carl? Oh, God. Because Carl gave you seven mixtapes. Who are they all from? Yeah, you don't get seven mixtapes. All right.
Starting point is 00:25:41 Every episode we finish off with the things you love to see. Tony, you stole mine yesterday. Yeah, sorry. You go first, mate. I have a you love to see it from Ashley, who posted this on our you love to see it thread in our Facebook group. So basically you talked, we listened. We were not able to approve every single post in the Facebook group
Starting point is 00:26:01 because at the moment there are literally 4,000. So we're going to do like a thread each week so that people can post their favourite memes, stories, articles, whatever. It's fun reading through them as well. It was, yeah. And I saw this one from Ash and I really wanted to share it. They just finished replanting all the herbs after they moved. So they got like a big herb garden.
Starting point is 00:26:21 Yeah, that's really satisfying. And said, thought Tony might appreciate the label we put on the coriander. And the label is like a picture of RuPaul and it says, coriander? I don't even know her. And it made me laugh. That's great. Well played. Made me laugh.
Starting point is 00:26:36 Well played. Someone tagged me in a meme. Oh. And you know when the meme's making fun of people and you think it's funny, then you go, hang on, it's making fun of me. I am the butt of this joke. Fuck.
Starting point is 00:26:51 This is from the Batuta Advocate, which is a satirical website. Yeah. Like the onion. Yeah. Corporate loser rebels against dress code with silly socks showing off his really zany personality. I just love the use of the word zany in any situation. It's so funny.
Starting point is 00:27:11 So when I was an accountant working at the accounting firm, got to wear a suit, get all dressed up, but I was like, go fuck yourself. I will have pink polka dots on my socks because I'm a fun guy. You are a fun guy. Thank you. Yeah, a mushroom. I knew you were going to say that. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:27:27 Sean would have said that. Mushroom. He's not going to be back. I'm really upset about it. But I like the choice of a fun sock. I think that's cool. What if it's your personality, though? If you're the fun sock guy.
Starting point is 00:27:44 No, I think you've got to be a cool person plus sock, not cool person only sock. All right. Tomorrow on the show, is Tony the greatest girlfriend ever? We'll ask Sean. Probably not. We'll ask Sean. We'll ask Tom.
Starting point is 00:27:57 We'll ask who was the other guy? Unknown. Mix. Unknown? Yeah. And maybe we'll ask Torbs. But no, you did do a great thing for Torbs. And I want to boast about how great a girlfriend you are on behalf of Torbs.
Starting point is 00:28:09 Not for you, though. Not for me personally. Not for me personally. All right. Love you. See you tomorrow. Bye. Love you.
Starting point is 00:28:14 Bye.

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