Toni and Ryan - Tori and Riley

Episode Date: July 3, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author Tony Lodge. Hello. And we are calling Berwick. Oh, right around the corner. We'll drive right down there to Berwick. Yeah, we'll pick him up. Yeah. I think it's the one in the United Kingdom though. I think it's the one in Melbourne.
Starting point is 00:00:14 Okay, well, let's... Hello. Hello, Laura. Hello. Hi, Laura. Do you live in Melbourne? No, I don't. Oh, there's a Berwick in Melbourne. We were just discussing which one you you live in Melbourne? No, I don't. Oh, there's a barrack in Melbourne. We were just discussing which one you might live in.
Starting point is 00:00:29 Oh, I live in the United Kingdom. United Kingdom. Congratulations. How would you describe barrack in the United Kingdom? Oh. Like a seaside town. Oh. That sounds really nice.
Starting point is 00:00:42 Brian, how would you describe barrack in Melbourne? Like the least seaside town you can think of. Yeah, far from the coast, yeah. Yeah, imagine six suburbs with all the fun stuff taken out but just the suburbs left in. Right, okay. That's Berwick, yeah. So really not a lot of sea is what we're...
Starting point is 00:00:55 Yeah, I actually prefer Laura's Berwick, if I'm being honest. Yeah, oh, Laura, could we come stay with you? Would that be okay? Absolutely. Oh, great. Lock it in. Well, I approve that. I approve that.
Starting point is 00:01:03 Laura, will you approve today's episode? Definitely. Excellent, thank you very much. Hey, it's Lauraing in. Well, I approve that. I approve that. Laura, will you approve today's episode? Definitely. Excellent. Thank you very much. Hey, it's Laura from Berwick, United Kingdom, and I approve this podcast. Happy Thursday. Welcome to Thursday.
Starting point is 00:01:32 Wow. The Thursday song. We do it every week. I can't believe you don't even know about it. Yeah, if you do the show, we actually do that every Thursday. We do that every Thursday. We are doing a live stream from the start of the opening ceremony in Paris until Australia wins gold.
Starting point is 00:01:45 I don't know how long that's going to be. No, we don't know. But if you want to join us, patreon.com slash Tony and Ryan. And coming up today, I've had an idea. Ooh. And I'm going to pitch it to you, but I. Pitch it to me, baby. Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:02:00 I've backed it right in though. Well, we'd back that in. I've done two songs already today, which is good. And are we going to keep the musical thing going? Yes. Okay. Yeah. Did we do Crazy Frog yesterday?
Starting point is 00:02:12 Fuck, remember that? Yeah. Shit. Sorry, everyone. Sorry. Let's start with normal or nah, though. You can submit these in the Tony and Ryan podcast Facebook group. Or on our website, TonyandRyan.com.au.
Starting point is 00:02:22 You can submit normal or nah. Emily Balland. Hey, Emily. No, it's Ballard. That's my mistake. They're the same. You walk out of the supermarket after already paying and then you realise you've forgotten something. Instead of turning around and going back inside, embarrassing, is anyone else like me and they'll drive to another supermarket in the next suburb just to get that final item? Yeah. Yeah. Because what are you going to do? Walk back in with all your bags and they go, well, what have you paid for? What have you not paid for? I always think
Starting point is 00:02:52 about that. The admin of like trying to explain what you've already paid for versus like the one like tube of vanilla bean that you have to go back and get. You know what I sometimes freak out about? What? You know how? Death. Strangely, no. I actually don't either. Do you know death strangely no i actually don't either do you know what i do freak out about because we're depressed and we'll just like take it no no i think it's okay yeah that's fine we'll skate right past that um nah but i do like get sad about people that i love dying okay but i don't worry about me dying because i'm like well i'll be dead i don't care yeah i don't give a fuck like you're fine that's why everyone else should get life insurance except me anybody would mind and i don't mean that in like a sad way but i'm like, well, I'll be dead. I don't care. Yeah, I don't give a fuck. Like, you're fine. That's why everyone else should get life insurance except me. And I don't think anybody would mind.
Starting point is 00:03:25 And I don't mean that in like a sad way. No, I don't mind. But I'm like, people would be like. My mortgage would mind. I think, no, I reckon you could just stay alive for the next 27 years. That'd be fucking great. I'll do my best. Yeah, thanks.
Starting point is 00:03:35 Yeah. Right back at you. Yeah. Oh, that's really, that's sweet. Yeah. We've got a business. We do have a business. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:42 And employees and liabilities. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck, a couple of liabilities if ever I've fucking seen them. I more meant the three year lease on the... And the mortgages.
Starting point is 00:03:53 Just plural for Ryan. Yeah, so the supermarket. There's a chemist's warehouse in Eltham near the Coles, right? What are the opening hours like at your fucking chemist's warehouse? Because mine are fucking bullshit. Mine are 8am to 8pm and I'll cop those hours. Okay, mine's till 9pm and that's not late enough.
Starting point is 00:04:20 It's not. It's got to be mid-o, I reckon. And start at 6 or 7. Yes! You wake up dank and you just like and then get that first hit of drug in the morning don't make me wait till business hours yeah i want to get on it no well not like that but like a little bit of paracetamol wouldn't hurt on the vitamin c yeah okay yeah i went to the chemist warehouse this morning did you yeah but i just think like it needs to be better hours yeah because you're not sick from
Starting point is 00:04:45 nine to five you can be sick you are all around the clock you are sick nine to five and you know the other thing is that like when there's you know a 24-hour chemist yeah overkill i don't need a 24 hour no i do like there has to be society does yeah have one there has to be one. Society does. Yeah, have one. There has to be one. But I don't think they all need to be 24 hours. But I think a six till midnight, and I'm not making a boner joke, but I reckon six till midnight. No one thought that except you because you're the only one who makes that boner joke. But I think a six till midnight on a fucking chemist's warehouse
Starting point is 00:05:18 wouldn't go straight. If you're listening, that's what my official professional advice is. I also have some professional advice for chemist's warehouse. Yeah. And I think everyone in professional advice for Chemist Warehouse. Yeah. And I think everyone in the medical profession should fucking know this. It should be the first thing you're taught on your first day. Well, I'm a doctor, so I can confirm. This morning I'm at Chemist Warehouse.
Starting point is 00:05:33 Yeah. And I got some lip bumps and a little chap. Yeah, I saw the blue sticks on you. Because we're all full of cold and flu, so it dries you out a little bit. And we've had the heater pumping because we're fucking all sick and yeah, yeah, yeah. We have used up all the cold and flus at our house. I want to go to more. Nice.
Starting point is 00:05:48 If someone rocks up to the counter with a box of cold and flu tablets and a Blistex, they go, oh, how are you today? Yeah. How do you fucking think I am today? Nice one. Thank you. I'm good, thanks. You know, I got the one that includes cough.
Starting point is 00:06:05 Yeah, do you have the, you're right. Have a sip of one of your mini drinks. I do have mini drinks on the go. I might just get my big Stanley cup. Yeah, your huge water bottle. Makes up for my small dick. I agree because it is the same when like you're buying anything and I know that it's just like an automatic response of like,
Starting point is 00:06:21 oh, what are you up to? Do you know the other one when you buy heaps of food at the supermarket and they go, oh, having a party, and you go, no. I'm just fat. This is just me. I'm going to eat these 12 croissants, okay? Fuck you. Having people over.
Starting point is 00:06:37 What? Who? I'm going to eat these in the car while I'm in the car wash, having a little cry, okay? No one's coming over. A car wash is a great place to have a cry because people can't see the tears through the water. Yeah, because there's so much water going on.
Starting point is 00:06:54 So back to Emily, normal or nah? Next supermarket? Oh, normal. Yeah, great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry. Yeah, back to fucking past the breakdown. I'll have a normal or nah this morning from my trip
Starting point is 00:07:03 to Chemist Warehouse because I went to Old Europa, which is the cafe just across the way. And have you heard me talk about Old Europa? I don't know. It's like a bakery coffee place. Is this near the barber? Kind of, yeah. With the guy? Yes, yes.
Starting point is 00:07:17 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they do the best croissants. Yeah, right. This is my normal now. I go, can I get a soy cappuccino? They go, yep, no problems. Name for the order. And I go, Ryan.
Starting point is 00:07:30 And they go, no worries, Riley. That'll just be here in a second. So my question is, do I correct them or am I just Riley now? You're just Riley for that 10 minutes. Yeah. Because that's high maintenance to be, oh, it's actually Ryan. They go, what? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:43 And you go, oh. Yeah. And I just go, okay. But you just have to remember when they call the name out that you're Riley. Well, I didn't know if they said Briley, Riley or Brody. It definitely wasn't Ryan, but I was like, okay, I'm in this area. That might be me. Then someone else walks over and they go, oh, what's your name?
Starting point is 00:07:58 And you go, fuck, what was it? What was my name? Whenever I get the wrong name at a cafe, I like take on the persona. Yeah, and that's why I was like. And I start to build the life in my mind and I go, what would Tori wear? Yeah. What does Tori do for work?
Starting point is 00:08:14 Yeah, where is Tori off to today? Yeah. Does Tori have kids? Is Tori a lesbian? Yeah. I think about all these things. What does my life look like? And she is.
Starting point is 00:08:22 She is. My alter ego definitely. Yeah, she's definitely gay. And I've life look like? And she is. My alter ego, definitely. She's definitely gay. And I've seen Tori out on the town. You went to Vegas with Tori, I believe. Yeah. I think Tony didn't go to WAPA in college. Tori did, though.
Starting point is 00:08:33 Tori did, yeah. Tori fucking did. Those fucking walls could talk shit. Tori did Year 12 as well, I think. Did she? Yes. Anyway. Year 12 did Tori, I think.
Starting point is 00:08:44 Who's to say? Yeah, but I think, so I would normally take on the character, but I was disappointed because I'm like, well, I actually don't know if I'm Briley, Riley or Brody, and they're three very different people. And you still don't know whose coffee they've made. Why? Because they've said Grolandon and you go, fuck me, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:09:03 Which one am I? But no, so the person that takes the order is the different person that like makes the coffee and then goes uh tori yeah so remember for mabel's birthday how i went to your open and ordered like 55 000 croissants for everyone yeah and so the lady i did that big order with was the girl making the coffees and so she made the order oh my god don, my God, don't. I'm literally going to walk outside and just cut my own head off. Pass me the scissors.
Starting point is 00:09:32 I'm going to cut my own head off. So. Oh, no. Oh, prison. Just walk out. She won't know because that coffee's for Riley. It turns out it was Riley. Do you know my friend Riley?
Starting point is 00:09:50 No. He's hot as fuck. No. So anyway, then I was Riley. I felt like his energy. Nice. You know? Yeah, yeah. And he's always like got olive skin and dark long hair,
Starting point is 00:09:59 kind of like Tarzan and he's always jacked. Yeah, right. How do you know Riley? He's my mate, my mate Riley. But did you go to school together or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wasn't like, and he's always jacked. Yeah, right. How do you know Riley? He's my mate, my mate Riley. But did you go to school together or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wasn't, like, questioning who he was. I'm like, oh, how do you know this person?
Starting point is 00:10:11 Yeah, I went to school and then I had a. No offence because he sounds really cool. It doesn't sound like someone that you would have met. So I'm like, oh, what's the connection there? Riley and I partied. Maybe, like, your mum's friends or something. No offence, but you don't seem like the kind of person that has cool friends.
Starting point is 00:10:26 Yeah, look at me, mate. I'm your best friend and I'm fucking way down the list. You're awful. Yeah, that is true. Anyway, so this chick who very much knows that your name's not fucking Riley. Yeah. And then you go up and go, that's for me.
Starting point is 00:10:39 She goes, Riley. And I went, thank you. And she said, this is the thing. I'm like, who's going to gaslight who here? Because she's like, oh, my God, I've been calling this guy Riley. Yeah, so she thinks she's in the wrong. But I don't want to like say that out loud because I don't want to embarrass the lady at the front.
Starting point is 00:10:51 And I also don't want to stake claim to Riley's coffee when she knows I'm not that guy. So I'm like, do I let her believe that she's been calling me the wrong name for all this time? Well, because then she's going to go, Riley? And you go, yeah. And she goes, well, no. No, that's for Riley.
Starting point is 00:11:04 This is for Riley. And I'm like, no, that you're for Ryan. You know Ryan. I'll get to yours soon. Yeah. And I go, is the to go, Riley? And you go, yeah. And she goes, well, no. No, that's for Riley. This is for Riley. And I know that you'll put Ryan. I'll get to yours soon. Yeah. And I go, is the soy cap for Riley? And she goes, yep. And I go, thank you.
Starting point is 00:11:15 Oh, this is real tiny lodge energy. Yeah. I think I'd go. And like I said, lots of conversations with this person. I'd probably go, oh, that's me. I ordered for someone else. I ordered for Riley. He's ripped.
Starting point is 00:11:31 I ordered for my mate Riley and gave that name instead of my own, even though I don't know. I'm just going through a moment and a phase. Oh, Riley. Oh, no, I said Smiley because that's how I wanted to feel when I had the coffee and they thought I said Riley. Because when you make it, I'm always smiley. Well, you don't have to fucking hit on her. That's weird.
Starting point is 00:11:52 Tori wouldn't say that if she saw that. No, no, no. Rebecca Heyman. Hi, Rebecca. How's your Heyman? Sorry. Tori's out get her back in
Starting point is 00:12:07 Rebecca Heyman having a messenger chat with yourself and sending important things there oh yes normal I do it with my text I do it in my slack I text myself all the time and I also do like forward emails to myself if they're from like a couple of days ago
Starting point is 00:12:24 and they're getting to the bottom I'll like forward it to myself so that it's back at a couple of days ago and they're getting to the bottom, I'll like forward it to myself so that it's back at the top of my thing and then it's like back at the top of the dome, you know. That's big brain energy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Marion has a normal or nah. Yelling and high-pitched screeching at birds on the road, expecting them to fly away so I don't hit them.
Starting point is 00:12:42 Is this normal or nah? Nah for me. What happens when you're driving and you see birds? Do you just plough them? Well, I'm not a bird guy. I know you're not a bird guy. No, I wouldn't plough it, but I'd normally go, oop. Like, so if I'm driving, there's a bird, I'll go, oop, like, oop, oop.
Starting point is 00:13:03 No, not that high, oop. Okay. Oop, and you just hope for the best. It's like when you're in the car and you go doing it you just do it i do do that that's usually when there's only a little bit of orange left in the light or like you know you gotta go quickly a bit orange and i'll go this is what i'll do. Doing it. In the car. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it's safe. It's safe.
Starting point is 00:13:27 It's always safe. Can you, for the courtesy of people playing along at home. Yes. Give an example of what Marion says that she's doing. And let me repeat. Yelling and high-pitched screeching at the birds. So you're driving along and you see some birds. Okay.
Starting point is 00:13:44 This is me driving along and the radio is probably on. Hello from the other side. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! And then the bird dies.
Starting point is 00:13:55 Yeah. Yeah, so sad. KFC. Well, no, because it's probably not a chicken. Hey, it's Laura from Berwick in the United Kingdom And you're listening to Tony Imrah A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. Hammy time? Hammy time.
Starting point is 00:14:28 Do you reckon that's time for ham? I would have thought like. Someone bring me some ham. I would have thought. 30 Rock. I would have thought hammy time was like, oh, what are you getting worked on at the physio today? Oh, it's hammy time.
Starting point is 00:14:45 Yeah. Yeah. Stop. Hammy time. Yeah, nice. Elise Devine. Good on you, Elise. Michael K.
Starting point is 00:14:52 Sorry, I just thought about Special K, like the cereal. Yum. Morgan Cloacy and Samantha Gibbs. Thanks, Gibbo. Big Gibbo. And I reckon, well, I fucking hope that Gibbo and all of her mates that we just mentioned are going to be watching our Tarpathon till gold. Tarpathon till gold starts at the opening ceremony in Paris
Starting point is 00:15:10 until Australia wins a gold medal. We're live streaming on Patreon. It's going to be sick. So we're live the whole time. Don't know how long it's going to be, which seems to be the biggest thing that people are worried about. I've had a few messages from concerned friends, which is nice to know they care.
Starting point is 00:15:24 Well, see, the thing is, is that like when we go, yeah, we don't know how long we're going to be live for and people go, but so you don't know how long? And I go, well, we thought about that. Like, oh, so you don't know. No. No. So we don't know when Australia is going to win gold.
Starting point is 00:15:37 No. I hope it's sooner rather than later. The first thing that we asked each other and the first thing that most people have asked is when's the swimming. And luckily that's the first week, not the second week. So I reckon. No pressure, 400 metre freestyle. But I reckon, you know, at least we're on the right side of the O word
Starting point is 00:15:56 with the swimming. Yeah. Because Australians can't run. Well, we just don't, you know, since you're on a pitman, don't think that we've really excelled in the hurdles, et cetera. No, I actually don't know, but Yana Pittman, she's fucking great, isn't she? Do you know Yana Pittman? Is now a gynecologist.
Starting point is 00:16:15 And has six kids. And on the day she gave birth, she like ran 10Ks in the morning and then gave birth that afternoon. Like crazy. But also, fucking go for you. Like, that's awesome. Being a gynecologist, that is so sick. Yeah, well done.
Starting point is 00:16:29 Jana Pittman aside. How close have you got, Toni, to the Schmalympic torch? Did it come through your town? Maybe for the Sydney Olympics? Did it come through Perth? It went through Perth, went to, like, Kings Park. Yeah, beautiful spot. And, like, went up to the, like that come through Perth. It went through Perth, went to like Kings Park. Yeah. And like went up to the top of Perth.
Starting point is 00:16:49 Yeah. I didn't go though. I remember asking if I could go. But like because I was in 2000, I was only six or seven. I feel like everyone has an uncle. That was there or something. Yeah. I don't think I do.
Starting point is 00:17:04 I think I'm the only person that doesn't have like a close story about like the degrees of separation of the Olympic torch. Well, you do now. Have a look in the group chat. I just texted you. Mm-hmm. Now, this is an OG tarpa. And when I tell you who it is, you'll go, of course it is.
Starting point is 00:17:28 The screenshot from the old VHS has got the time code on it. And it says Sydney 2000 with the beep rings. Yeah. Sorry. Yeah, that was close. Also, we can't say the O word for legal reasons. Do you want to have a guess at who that is? Is it a tarpa?
Starting point is 00:17:47 A tarpa? I don't know. When I tell you, you'll go, fuck, of course it is. But obviously this is 24 years ago. Yeah, yeah. Nah, I don't know who that is. I'm so sorry. I'll put it in the episode thread as well if people want to check it out on Facebook.
Starting point is 00:18:02 That is James McDonald. Yes, it is. Oh, my God. Oh, I've had dinner with someone that held the Olympic torch. Oh, my God. I went to see it on its way to Sydney in the year 2000. Who's holding it? The guy who was running.
Starting point is 00:18:16 Let me hold it for a photo real quick. That's actually a bit emotional. A lot of people strangely going through there, because I asked, did the torch come to your town? And people got emotional. Hayley Louise is from Musselbrook where my first radio gig. Shout out to 98.1 Power FM. Ryan got paid $30,000 to do that job.
Starting point is 00:18:40 Yep, and run promotions. It came through my little- You saw it at Musclebrook. Hayley Louise did. When I was eight years old, we did a whole festival because the torch was going to come through our town. And I remember dancing to Savage Garden and Absolutely Everybody by Vanessa Amorosi.
Starting point is 00:19:00 Vanessa Amorosi. Do we have a picture of? No, we do not. Oh. I set the price a little too high. No more pictures. Sorry, there's no more pictures coming. Okay.
Starting point is 00:19:10 Geordie Lee. Oh. My grandmother was a gymnast at the Tokyo Olympics in 1964. I was going to say last year. Yeah. Grandmother getting it done. Fucking get it done son she ran with the Olympic torch in Melbourne
Starting point is 00:19:28 like before the Sydney games you know some 36 years after she competed and it was just like a beautiful moment for the whole family that is so beautiful there's a whole thread in the Tony and Ryan Facebook group. A lot of people in the UK before London and even the Commonwealth Games in Manchester, like some beautiful photos, beautiful memories.
Starting point is 00:19:57 And like I said, I feel like there's a lot of walls around the world that have all got a photo of themselves or their uncle or their cousin who got to hold the flame. It's just amazing, isn't it? Now here's my pitch. What is it? Tony's freaking out, by the way. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:20:18 Am I going to get told? The eternal flame. I reckon don't guess because your guesses sound better than what I thought. Okay. All right. Give me a moment to simmer down. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:29 We're live streaming in Patreon from the opening ceremony until Australia wins gold. And this is my idea. Remember last time we did a tarp-a-thon that we got video approvals from all around the world? Yes. Oh, that was so fun. It was so fun. So at the beginning of every hour, we got a approvals from all around the world. Yes. Oh, that was so fun. It was so fun.
Starting point is 00:20:45 So at the beginning of every hour, we got a little reel of everybody. Hi, this is so-and-so from here, all around the world, and all these different people approved. So it wasn't just one per hour. It was like lots and lots of people. Yep. This time, and there's multi-layers to this. Okay.
Starting point is 00:20:58 Okay. This time, instead of just approving, we're all going to have a arts and craft session and make our own olympic torch and then there's a way we can edit this so people can go pass it pass it fuck off so you kind of pass it off screen and then the next person picks it up and so with all the time can we trust all the taffes to do that? We might have to get creative on the edit. Yeah, okay.
Starting point is 00:21:28 And I'll do an instructional video that's like, here's how you need to film it. Amazing. But we're all going to make our own Olympic torch. I mean, you had me in arts and crafts. Yeah, I know my target audience. Yes, you, yeah. And then we're going to film it where you like take it from the right
Starting point is 00:21:42 and say, hi, this is Tony from the good side of reservoir. And then you hand it out to the left and then the next, and we edit it together so it'll go all around the world. And then I pass it to, hey, this is Sophie. I'm from the bad side of reservoir. Yeah, shame. You may know me as the slump that got dumped. Time limit.
Starting point is 00:22:03 Yeah, we've got to keep it tight because we're going to go all around the world but that is my pitch and that'll be at the top of the hour each hour with new challenges I love that, I think that is such a fun idea, yeah, that's really really beautiful
Starting point is 00:22:19 I've got to go and buy some fucking cellophane That's what I thought I was like, where's the nearest cellophane store? Yeah. What time are they open till? Hopefully later than Kenna's Warehouse. Don't get me fucking started. And I haven't, obviously I'm just pitching this idea to you now, Tony.
Starting point is 00:22:36 Why don't we do our regular smaller live stream as a craft to build our Olympic torches? You really know your fucking area. No, but like we can all make them together. We can all make them together. All right. We'll post some information about that live stream in Patreon this week. Yeah, we'll figure it all out.
Starting point is 00:22:55 Do you approve of the idea? You like the idea? I love the idea. I think that's so fun. And then everyone who's a part of it is able to send through their video and then we can all watch from around the world. Because there'll be like a little link in patreon to like upload your video and stuff that's so fun yeah yeah great that's really really fun you're gonna shut it down no no no
Starting point is 00:23:14 i never shut down your ideas and i never shut down arts and crafts opportunity yeah i have to play them all yeah yeah yeah you go god i'd love to do this cool thing how do we add crafting? Yeah, how do I get some crafting? How do I get Tony on board? Add some crafting. There's not a lot of cricket in this idea. Yeah, okay.
Starting point is 00:23:31 Yeah, not a lot of me eating chicken wings, so that's interesting. What do you love to see, Tony? I've got this you love to see here. I just sent you a screenshot. It's a bit of a bit of coincidence chat from Sarah Sim who sent this through. Sarah says, you love to see it. My Facebook news feed is trying to reunite a lost pet with its owner. So she's gotten this random post saying, oh,
Starting point is 00:23:52 we've lost our brown Labrador who wears a blue collar. She's really friendly. Like, has anyone seen her? The next post down is, is anyone missing a dog? It's a really friendly brown Labrador with a blue collar. That is amazing coincidence, Shag. So the dog was safe. It got returned safely.
Starting point is 00:24:09 The dog is very happy at home now. How far away is Maroondah from Croydon? They've gone from one local notice board to the next. That's a really good question. Do we know how far that is? Maroondah to Croydon. Croydon is in Maroondah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:24 Oh, okay. It's an inception of facebook groups oh okay so really you know it's not that far not that interesting sarah fuck you why'd you even send that in the fact they came back to waste of fucking time oh it's that it's so close why did she even fucking share that do you sometimes get into the mood where you see like oh lost dog in reservoir and you go i'm gonna have to get out in the streets and like feel some kind of like macgyver-esque pride to want to go find it i've actually never ever thought that because you don't think of others yeah yeah um nah but i've never when i see like lost dog or whatever i'm like oh mental note because i'll keep an eye on if anyone says this has been seen, blah, I'll be like,
Starting point is 00:25:07 I wonder if that's the same dog. When I was younger and this is where when I see something on Facebook and I'm in the right mood, I'm like, I'm going to go find it. Yeah. Do you remember Crime Stoppers that you see on Channel 7? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is so embarrassing. So when I was probably eight or nine years old, I'd go,
Starting point is 00:25:22 Crime Stoppers is on. Mum, get my notepad. And I would sit at the table and, like, watch the TV and I would write at the top of my notepad, Done Detectives. And I'd have a little magnifying glass as my logo. Done Detectives. And, like, your slogan could have been, like,
Starting point is 00:25:39 We'll get it done. Or whodunit. Yeah. Nice. Yeah. And so then they'd kind of go, oh. Mum, get my notepad there's a case that needs solving as if like an eight-year-old was gonna watch a produced tv show
Starting point is 00:25:53 and go did they not know did they notice that do they do they pick up on that they pick up on that yeah oh the number 19 on the on the jumper on the missing person great yeah and i was like the like i felt obliged to to help solve the case. Well, they were publicly asking for your help. So I think it's like only then what else could you do? Well, you'd call Dunn Detectives. They'll get it done. They'll figure out who done it.
Starting point is 00:26:15 And that's why I've got this thing when I see a lost dog, I'm like, should I be on the wrong? Oh yeah, find a trial. Yeah. Well, at least I know that if Pippa ever goes missing God fucking forbid I'll call up the Dunn Detectives
Starting point is 00:26:30 Who done it? What do you love to see? I love to see that actually That's pretty good Emma Salas We met Emma in Toronto at Nathan Phillips Square I love Emma And I don't know if you remember this.
Starting point is 00:26:46 So the line in Toronto was five or six hours. Toronto, five, six hours. And it was a big day. It was about negative 80 degrees. Well, according to us, the locals were in T-shirts. No, they weren't. They were like, it's a cold day for us. No, they bagged us out.
Starting point is 00:27:02 No, no, no, no, no. It was cold. So a few girls who didn't know each other, they saw how long the line was and went, oh, fuck, that's going to be a while. Instead of waiting in line, should we just, like, go get a drink and we'll come back on the line? They went and got Mexican for dinner.
Starting point is 00:27:16 For fucking oath they did. And they came back and they were loving themselves. Yeah. Because there were a couple of spicy mugs down, a couple of tacos in. Made some new friends. After meeting at the Toronto... Toronto. After meeting at the Toronto Tarpon meet and greet, the three girls have caught up again.
Starting point is 00:27:32 Oh. They went to the Jays game, the ice hockey. The Blue Jays. Yeah. The best part is. That's baseball. And they went to the baseball. I was going to say, I feel like this hockey ended a few weeks ago.
Starting point is 00:27:45 The best part is Kendra and I got to take Mama. Kendra Lancaster. Kendra Rog. Oh, fuck. And Chandra Diane. It was their Blue Jays virginity. It was the first time they've ever been to the baseball. That's awesome.
Starting point is 00:28:00 Yep. And they went together. They all went together. That's so sick. You love to see that. You do love to see that. Oh, beautiful. No crime solved, but a good day had by all. But that's okay. That's so sick. You love to see that. You do love to see that. Oh, beautiful. No crime solved, but a good day had by all.
Starting point is 00:28:07 But that's okay. Not every day can be a work day. And I've always said that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But some can. Some can. Yeah. Well, thank you very much for sharing that.
Starting point is 00:28:16 That's really cool. I'm glad that they're friends. Yeah, same. Oh, tomorrow's show is fucked. Oh. On tomorrow's show. Sorry. It is actually.
Starting point is 00:28:23 It was really broke. On tomorrow's show. Sorry, it is actually this really quick. Because remember how like a few weeks ago the term population paste was said on this podcast? Yep. So Samantha, who's a tarper, she is trying this new thing in the bedroom with her husband and it involves the words population paste. And she said, I need some help from fellow tarpers. And they've helped.
Starting point is 00:28:48 And it's a lot. Okay, good. All right. So if you want to listen about Samantha's husband. Yep. And his population paste. Come back tomorrow. Love you.
Starting point is 00:29:04 Love you. Love you. I'm seriously like. Tomorrow like fucking. Oh, fuck. We need to stop this. Just the whole podcast. No, then we signed a lease on the building. Yeah, we did.
Starting point is 00:29:17 Yeah. A top tower. We're back tomorrow. See you tomorrow. Love you. Oh, fuck. Okay, Ryan's on the ground. Love you. Okay, Ron's on the ground. Love you, bye.

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