Toni and Ryan - twenty twenty thrive™️

Episode Date: January 5, 2025

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Arthur Tony Lodge and we are calling Kelly who's in Seattle. Oh, what the hell, Kelly. Hello. Hi Kelly. Oh my God.

Hi guys. Hello. What are you up to? Kelly, you're in Seattle. I am in Seattle. I am in Seattle. I am having a self care day. Oh, what does that entail? Yes, I'm eating raw brownie batter.

Things are going well. Lava, putting it on the top of my list for tomorrow. Well, Kelly, we approve that. Will you approve today's episode? I absolutely do. Yes. Hey, it's Kelly. I'm from Seattle and I approve this podcast. So we're refreshed after a big juicy Christmas break.

We come into the office this morning. We're all jazzed up. Yep. And I go, here we go. We're ready to hit record. Yep. And what did you say, Tony? I'm not ready.

I'm just going to need a moment. I'm just going to need a second. I just need a second. But was it like a, am I really doing this for another year? No, absolutely not. No, I'm very happy to be back. I was just saying to you before that I've done maybe the most like Christmas break thing this morning. I had an iced coffee and a piece of smoked salmon for breakfast.

Cause that's all that's in my fridge. I haven't done any food shopping since last year. And I thought, you know what, this might be peak living, but it might also be rock bottom I haven't decided yet. I think over the Christmas break, especially in Australia, cause it's just like summertime and everyone has heaps of time off food shopping. What day of the week is it? When does the bin guy come on public holidays or not?

Like it's just fucking cow, blue world in Australia at the moment. And I'm the limbo limbo limbo. Yeah. I think some people call it the one knows anything. I call it the Crimbo Limbo. The Crimbo Limbo? Yeah. I think some people call it the Gooch, but I call it the Crimbo Limbo. I've never heard anyone call it the Gooch, but okay. Or literally all over my Instagram, everyone this year was like,

oh yeah, the Gooch of the year. I was like, I haven't heard that, but I like Crimbo Limbo. I like Crimbo Limbo. He's just more cheese than human and that's okay. That is fine. And today for a lot of people, including us, is that first day back. Yeah. So let's do 2025 together. Welcome. We're all going back. Welcome. Let's do it. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Coming up, we're doing our

ins and outs for the year. And I was maybe in a strange mood when I jotted these down late last night. Oh, okay. And so we'll just- So you also aren't ready to start? Yeah, no. So we'll just, I'm just saying, you're going to hear some stuff and you'll go, you were in a strange mood last night. You didn't think to change them today when you were like, that's strange. No, I looked at it and I went, okay. No, that's strange.

They were just like, some were pointed. Cause I went, I went for a long walk with BJ last night and I was like listening to some like, with some weird kind of emo playlist. Oh, okay. So you're feeling a bit edgy. A bit teen. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think that was very like teenage angsty music.

I don't want to start the year angsty. No, it's good though. If you hate things. Oh. All right. First of all, the data is in from the Google trends of 2024. What were the most searched things of the year? Amazing. And so we're about to find out if you listening a new Tony Lodge has been. Well, the data is in from the Google trends of 2024. What were the most searched things of the year?

Amazing. And so we're about to find out if you listening and you Tony Lodge, have your like finger on the zeitgeist pulse. I'll finger anything with a pulse. She's back. She's back. That's just how I needed them. Yeah, no, she's back.

That was actually the most Googled term of 2024. Fingering things with the boss. Okay. Now, is it fair to say 2024 was a big year for Tony Lodge in like the kitchen compared to past years? Yes. I cooked heaps. Yeah. Yeah.

Made lots of bread. I did lots of stuff. Yeah. Yeah. So what was the most Googled food of 2024? This is multiple choice. Oh, was it air fryer crispy tofu? I don't know, air fryer is having a moment.

Yeah, well they had a moment about five or six years ago. I don't have a moment for me, because I just got one. No, no, no, but I think that they really came into like the thing and then COVID happened. So they were really big then. Like I remember that being a big like, Oh, have you done the air fryer strudel? You know, that was like a really big thing. Um, air fry, crispy tofu, tick tock, lemon butter chicken,

Olympic village chocolate muffin recipe or pumpkin spice ice cream bread. I'm going the Olympic village chocolate muffin. Cause that was a really big thing, wasn't it? So all the athletes are just hoffing this muffin down. Yeah. And to one of them went, well, what's the recipe? Cause everyone's talking about it. Yeah. Everyone was like, that actually looks pretty good.

Tony Lodge. Correct. Was it actually? Yeah. The most Googled food of 2024. Fuck we're Dalai. The most Googled thing was a muffin in the Olympic village. Yeah. No, I think what a credit to the muffin makers of the Olympic village.

And you know what? Shout out to them. Great job. They must be proud of that. Think of all the great chefs in Paris. I was about to say French patisseries. Think of Ratatouille literally down the road. I know. And then some old guy who's like, yeah,

I can do some muffins for the runners. And they probably like brought in a catering company from the US. Yeah. Like it's probably not even some artisanal French thing. Flour, water, cocoa powder, mix. Like it's a Betty Crocker box. Do you know what I mean? Like it's definitely not, they're making it from scratch.

Betty Crocker. I don't speak French. I could tell. You weren't, you weren't fooling anyone. We didn't need subtitles. You know, it was all good. I'm actually embarrassed about that. What was the most Googled performance of 2024?

Was it Celine Dion at the Olympics opening ceremony? Was it Miley Cyrus at the Grammys? I just won my first Grammy. Yep. Was it Ryan Gosling performing I'm Just Ken at the Oscars? Or was it Ray Gun full performance? I hope it wasn't Ray Gun. I was really on her side and didn't like that. People were really taking the piss, but then she lured up and I'm like, what a dumb itch.

So, uh, when I was in a mood last night, I actually wrote more than outs than I needed. And one of them was just like, Ray Gun is out. Yeah, that's fair. As just a standard. Um, Oh, I don't out. Yeah, that's fair. As just a standard. Um, Oh, I don't, I reckon Ryan Gosling.

It was Ray Gun. Was it actually? Yeah. Most Googled in Australia or worldwide? Worldwide performance of 2024. And even the word performance gives me the ick in that context. I really didn't like that everyone was taking the piss. I was like, someone's gotten up and they've done their bit.

Like, don't be a dick. You know? But now then, yeah, she... Nah, I'm off her. Yeah, same. What was the most Googled aesthetic of 2024? Ooh. Tony Lodge, longer fringe.

It was actually only four multiple choices originally, but now there's five. Did you not have the correct one? No, I've obviously skipped one. I was at Tony Lodge, longer fringe. Also, isn't that funny seeing when we do like the best videos of the year, all the different hair colors and styles. Okay. Cause I don't really notice us changing. And then I'm like, okay.

Yeah. Because it's like, so distinct between them. Or even just being Australian summer and like we're wearing jackets. And I go, what's fucking lit? What's it all about? Or even when someone goes, oh, love your hair here. And I go, it doesn't look like that right now. Like, I'm just letting you know that it doesn't look like that. I haven't. I haven't. Oh, I love that you've changed that. Hated the brown hair. I'm like, no, it's brown hair again. It's brown again. I'm glad you grew it out. I hated that friend. I hated that. Yeah. Oh, okay. Most Googled aesthetic of 2024. Was it Tony Lodge longer fringe? Was it the brat aesthetic?

Oh, are we too old for that shit? No, no, no, no, no one's too old for brat. Okay. Is the oldest I've ever sounded. Uh, mid-century modern. What's that? A tiny. What does that mean?

Well, mid-century was like a, like architecture and styling. I got it. Biophilic design. It's not as bad as it sounds. It sounds a bit weird, but it's like, you know, those houses that like have trees growing with inside them and like indoor water features. Have you seen Jamie Jury's new one? He's like doing that completely green house.

new one that he's like doing that completely green house. Out for 2025. Sneezing. You sneezing. In for 2025, tell fast. Okay, biophilic. Yep. Or mob wife aesthetic. I'm going to say brat. Okay.

Um, would you be more of a, obviously not mid-century modern, but like of those ones. I don't even know what that is. I'm very uncultured. Well, it's mid-century, you know, it was a long time ago. So then why is it big now? Well, it's definitely like a cool- It's coming back around. Yeah. May I do a live Google?

Please. In for 2025, live Googling. Mid-century modern. I've just got images. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I know that then.

Yeah. Because I look at that on Instagram all the time. Yeah. Yeah, mid-century modern. I'm looking at Eddie. Or even just mid-century, yeah. Yep. Yep. I mean, not to explain the obvious even just mid-century, yeah. Yep. Yep. I mean, not to explain the obvious,

but mid-century, obviously a long time ago, beautiful. Yeah, but modern is like the new vibe. Of that. Yes. Yeah. No, but I get houses like that on my Instagram all the time. Yeah, you get it. I'll get it on my Instagram all the time. So now that you know that, what's, if you-

That's my answer. That's now my answer because that's probably for me. Okay. But I wouldn't have Googled it. Hang on. Live chat. I wouldn't have Googled that because I didn't know what it was called. Yeah.

Oh, the most Googled aesthetic of 2024 was mob wife aesthetic. Oh, really? Yeah. And I'm just going to put it out there with you wearing a gold earring. That's leaning mob wife. But I'm also wearing to put it out there with you wearing a gold earring that's leaning mob wife. But I'm also wearing green shorts, which is brat. Who is she? Yeah.

So who knows? But I'm also doing the Tony lodge long fringe. Everyone's talking about it. Not everyone's Googling it, but everyone's talking about it. Hey, it's Kelly. I'm from Seattle and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. Um, we've had a lot of chat in our Patreon about people getting calendars.

Yep. Very, very exciting stuff. They're all around the world. If you haven't got yours yet, it's coming. I promise. Um, it's coming. It's the post. Can I also add that my, you guys know this, but to share this with the tapas. Yeah.

My bank card has actually been canceled because the bank went, well, obviously you're not spending $3,800 on a postage company in Korea. And it turns out I actually was. Yeah. And then we had to put the other half of the transaction on my card. Um, so it was a bit like, you know, like in a movie where they're like, Oh, I'll get a hotel room cast split that over three credit cards. Yeah.

That was us at the post office trying to pay for all this stuff. And they're like, what are you guys doing? Well, it would be too hard to explain. Yeah. Oh, what we're doing. So I had to go to the bank, go to the bank and argue the people's champions. Thank you. That's huge. Thank you. I went to the bank to get my early in the year to get my card on canceled. And then I had to sit in this little room while they called the fraud squad to be like, are we sure we're letting this guy go? Yeah. And then they go, so what was it? And I went, I was shipping calendars.

Yeah. Okay. Okay. And Cassie with the headphones. Yeah. Like it looked so sus. And they go, yeah, right. Okay. Cocaine Cassie with the headphones. Yeah. Like it looked so sus and they go, what do you do? I go, I host a podcast and they went, so why are you shipping calendars? And I go, I'll for people that listen to the show and they're like, They listen to a podcast. So I want a calendar. What? So how many calendars was it?

I was like, it was a lot and they go, where'd you send them to? And I was like, All over the world. All over the world. And then he goes, okay. Yeah. It's again, better if you don't have to explain. Yeah.

But I'm sitting there with the local guy and the fraud squad lady. He's on the, she's on the hotline. Yeah. They've gone nine one one. No. So he calls the fraud squad lady and then on the phone or into the thing. No, no. So onto the phone and then they go, Oh, do if we ask you a few questions to confirm your identity? I'm like,

I'm sitting next to your colleague who's got my bank account open. And also, how about you confirm your identity? How do I know that this isn't this fella's mom on the phone? You know, trying to trick me. He's just called his mate and gone, can you just like, castle this guy up for a bit? And then they go, yeah, what's your PIN number? Then all your money's gone. And it's not really a Commonwealth bank. All the walls fall down and you're in a warehouse and they're taking your liver.

That's a good show. I'd watch that. We can't talk about Squid's games yet because Soapy hasn't watched it. And then Ryan goes, yeah, cool. We won't talk about it. So how good am I? Shut up.

I just think I was really well shot. Shut up. Shut up. Chelsea just think I was really well shot. Shut up. Shut up. Chelsea Miller. Good on you, Chelsea. I'm moving to the pink motel. Emily Peach. Love you, Emily.

Samantha. Absolutely love to see it. Kayleigh Deverson, M Pickle and Emile Bjornstrom. Thank you very much for being part of Patreon. Fucking love to see it. Happy New Year. Is M Pickle her real name? Don't know.

M Pickle. Okay. Me and Bridget played Pickle Piper last night. What know. And Pickle. Okay. Um, I mean, Bridget played Pickle Piper last night. What's that? Do I want to know? I think it's what New Zealand- Is that a sex thing? No, it does sound like it though. It's, you're thinking of Hide the Pickle.

Um- Please don't talk to me like that. Um, I think it's Thumb Wars, but if you're from New Zealand. They have got to get it together over there. from New Zealand. They have got to get it together over there. That is just a national tragedy. Yeah.

So we did a thumb water to decide who would get the cookies from, because we were both on the couch. Oh, like who would get up? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck sounds good. It's a big year at my house. Lots going on.

And she goes, Oh, you want to pickle pipe of paper for it? And I was like, I actually don't speak New Zealand. And you thought that me saying in pickle was the craziest thing that was going to happen. She said, um, yeah, uh, let's move on before one of us falls asleep. Um, are you okay? No. What's move on before one of us falls asleep. Are you okay? No. What's going on? I'm rattled.

Well, get unrattled because what we're about to say is very exciting. Okay. Yeah. I feel like I'm not in the zone for this. I need to like... You've just had a holiday. Get over it. No, but I'm like too relaxed.

I see. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not in the zone. Yeah. You just like, like whatever. Yeah.

Pickle, Pippa, Tik Tok. Yeah. I've just been thumb warring Kiwix. And before you were speaking French, you know, we really got, it's intercontinental. I actually went to the French end of Altham. Done. I went to the French end of Alton. I went to the French end of Alton the other day. So I don't know what that means. Like the Paris end of cold street.

Yeah. That was in Montelvats. That's why I felt French. Oh, nice. Um, we've said this before, but to start 2025, let us say it again. Yes. If a brand says tag two people to enter a competition, but you don't want to annoy your friends and that's a little bit embarrassing, whatever. And it is tag

at Tony Lodge, tag me at Ryan. We're cool with it. We're down for winning. All good. And whenever I see them, I always like them. Like if they come up with my thing, I'm always like, fuck it. I hope you win. Yeah. Yeah. And I do hope you win. Yeah. So I have a challenge for you. I have a challenge for all of us. In 2025, with everyone who listens to our show and watches us on the socials, I want us to win a thousand things. It's the year of winning.

2025. Has anyone seen that anywhere? Because I haven't. And I think I just made that up. Trademark, trademark. Is that a real thing? Has anybody else seen that? 20, 20 thrive. Tweet it immediately. Claim it. Tweet it right now. Before someone else does.

Get that shit down. That was huge. Do you think that that has anyone? That's first win right off the bat. Yeah. Tony's saying that. Well, a different kind of win. What kind of win are we talking?

Okay. Here's some examples. Obviously the tag two friends and share this post to win the Tony saying that. Well, a different kind of win. Oh, what kind of win are we talking? OK, here's some examples. Obviously, they're tagged to friends and share this post to win the online discount or whatever. The Instagram competition. I'm also going to love if a tarpa wins their local radio station Secret Sound. Oh, but also because the prize is normally pretty mean as well. They usually are pretty good.

Yeah. I'll accept like a local bowls club meat raffle. And I will accept that also. Yeah. Uh, pub trivia. Oh, that's a huge win. Yeah. Oh, hang on. Are we including things that are a win of a game of skill?

Does a trivia count? You see what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah, no, you have to. I feel it's like the less effort, the better. But I, cause I feel an achievement, not really a win, but I feel like when the company said, you know, that old school, like in 25 words or less, I feel like that's still a skill of writing a great 25 words. Yeah.

And that's like an insurance thing. Cause then it's not a game of luck. So you pay less of a premium. Is it. Yeah. And that's like an insurance thing. Cause then it's not a game of luck. So you pay less of a premium. Is it? Yeah. If that's like why they do that. Cause then if it's a game of skill, you can't don't have to like prove why you picked someone. As much as I'm here for it, I don't really want to hear that you won mixed netball on Tuesday night. You have to win a prize.

Yeah. I think you want to, I think the prize is the thing and the prize can't be a trophy. The prize is like a prize. I think the prize is the thing and the prize can't be a trophy. The prize is like a prize. Yeah. We'll figure this out. We've got a whole year to figure it out. Yeah. A whole year to figure it out, but it's more of a win. The sillier, the better, rather than an achievement win. But I want to hear about that too. Yeah. I don't think it's silly because if you win, like when we won that

artwork from that lady, like that wasn't silly, but it was fucking awesome. Cause we won it. It was a big win. It just feels like you're winning. So anyway, we've created a page at tonyandryan.com.au. And so when you win something like you upload a photo and just tell us what you won, so by the end of the year, we will have won a thousand things together. Yep.

And it's the year of winning and we need everyone to contribute. I think that we're going to have to see what people think in today's episode thread about what maybe constitutes, because I want to take everyone's wins and we want to get to a thousand. Yeah. I mean, a thousand is a lot. All right. By the end of the week we will clarify what the fuck we're talking about, but it's the year of winning.

Can I say one thing as well? Yes, I'll allow it. Starting now. I don't want something you fucking won last year. I want like from today, Monday, the 6th of January. Yep. Starting now.

Yep. I don't want to see something that your mom won last year. the sixth of January, starting now. I don't want to see something that your mom won last year. I don't want to see something that your son got last fucking in 2020, don't care. Starting out needs to be in this calendar year. You know what I do want to see? What? Us getting tagged in shit.

Yes. Let it rain. Yeah, let it rain. And maybe tag people that don't know who we are. And then be like, huh, like tag, tag people in this tag them and then tag, tag, tag us and then tag them, tag us back in this. So then people, you tag people that don't know who we are, tag them in this. I haven't been more frustrated with someone trying to use the English language. But also you get it.

Since, so when we talk to my daughter, Mabel, and we say you, she now thinks her name is you. And so Bridget was trying to explain that you means me to Mabel, but she couldn't explain that very well. And then she tagged a friend who'd never heard of Tony Ryan in this. So my, I don't know if I should say this, but I think Grandma had too much of her like little medicinal drops before Christmas. Like she came in flying. She probably had a Midori bloody illusion on the way. She did too, that as well. So anyway, Bridget's trying to explain the me, you, me to Grandma that's flying around the room. Yeah. And it was.

She's not great with language though, she doesn't even know what poems are. So let us know you wins starting now, starting this year. We want to hear them as they happen. What if we don't get to a thousand? We'll get there. Do you reckon? If we need to get real busy in December, that's what we'll do. Yeah.

And we're a part of this too. You and me, we got to win shit. I love winning stuff. I know. This is where this whole thing was born from of being like tag us because I was too scared to tag my friends in competitions. I was like, imagine if there was someone I could tag. And we were like, it's now, but it's like now we're them.

Yep. Get around it. Us. Yeah. All right. Aside from all of that though, we got to do our ins and outs for 2025. We do this every year and you're probably seeing the ins and outs list on Instagram and everything,

but here's ours. Okay. I think that even though it's called ins and outs, we should start with the outs so that we can end on the ins. Okay. Is everyone happy with that? Yeah, just don't try to explain it

because even that was getting into that territory of I'm really sorry. Tony, what is it? I'm just excited. I know what it's out for 2025 for you. Out for 2025 rushing around rushing, rushing around. Yeah. I think I had something similar last year and I think I maybe didn't really do it that well.

Yep. Slow down. I'm didn't really do it that well. Slow down. I'm not rushing around, not rushing around for me, you, anybody. Yeah. Chilling out. Good. Island time. Well, Australia is just one big Island.

And I like that. And I think that I'm like, Oh, it's actually fine. Everything's actually fine. Would you just, do you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Like it's fine. Yeah. Out between 25, stuff not actually fine. Would you just... Do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Like, it's fine. Yeah. Out between 25, stuff not being fine.

Yeah. It's fine. It actually is fine. Like it's literally fine. So would you describe yourself previously as a Russia? Yes. And so is a Russia someone you are or is a rushing something you do? I think I've been both.

Okay. And I think... And both are out. Both? I think I've been both. Okay. And I think both are out, not being a Russia and rushing both out. Both out. I think also I rushed because I felt like I was taking up too much space. So I'm like, Oh, I better get that done really quickly. So no one's waiting for me. I'm like, Oh, you can wait. Oh, then you get it done really quick. And then they wait fucking two weeks to open the email anyway.

Yeah. Like who was I rushing for? Yeah. So I'm just like, I'm fucking, I'm piffing that into 2024. That's old news. See you bud. Rushing past. Bye.

All right. Now out for 2025. Shit cunts. Oh, love it. They're out. Bye. Uh, that's sort of, yeah. Uh, that sort of friend who's sort of a dick. Sorry. Can't love it. They're out. Bye. That's sort of angsty. Yeah. That's sort of friend who's sort of a dick. Sorry, can't make it. I'm not taking that on because shit can'ts are out in 2025.

Question, technical chart. I know that we beep. Let's not beep shit cunt. Okay. So cunts are only allowed if there's a shit in front of them. Well, yeah. Like, so we would beep a cunt. Yeah. But I wouldn't beep a shit cunt. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, like, so we would beep a c***. Yeah. But I wouldn't beep a s*** c***. Yeah. Yeah, I agree.

Do you know what I mean? Because that's just like a term. That's different. Yeah, it is. But like, what a s*** c***. Yeah. I went to... Logistics chat.

Huh? Logistics chat, yes. Producer Sophie. When the first time you said s*** c***, will that be s*** c***? From now, s*** c*** is fine. No, because then all those s*** c*** are going to get beeped. It's just like, beep, beep, beep can't, all that. From now, shit can't is fine. No, cause then all those shit cans are gonna get beeped. It's just like, beep, beep, beep, beep. It's like a fucking supermarket.

Leave all the shit cans in. But take, beep the c***s. Yeah. But leave shit can't in. Leave the language of shit can't in, but shit can'ts are out. Yes! I could have said a bit of myself.

Tradesmen that are kind of rude. Sorry bud, going with someone else. I'm not putting up with it. Bye, bye, bye. Someone comments that you're not in the same shape you were when you used to play volleyball. Well, I'm not a shit cunt, so I won't mention the shape of your hairline,

but since I'm not taking that shit on because shit cunts are out in 2025. Ready to comments out for 2025. Um, love that. But it's sort of similar to you. They're just like, nah. I'm just not, don't take it on. Yeah.

I've written a mantra for the year. So who's written a mantra for the year? I wrote to- Who's written a mantra for the year? Hang on. So I wrote down all of the things that I was like, I want to take this into 2025 for me. And then I talked to my best second best friend, chat GPT, and we wrote down a mantra together. And that's kind of my thing. I'm just like, no, I'm not taking that on. I don't need to take that on. That's not my business. Now, can I explain the contrast to people listening about when I

discovered the mantra on your phone? Because the written mantra that you and Chat GBT wrote together is actually quite beautiful. And even reading it is sort of calming, just reading the words before you even embrace the lifestyle. But I'll share the mantra with you later, Sophie. And it's on Tony, what'd you call it? Like your background, your lock screen? My lock screen has that on it. So that every time I feel a little bit like I'm getting a bit, yep, I can just read that and go, give me a second.

So I go to read this beautiful, calming piece of work. And it's quite vulnerable. It is quite vulnerable. Like it's literally, like it's very honest about what I would want to be. Yeah. Yes. But then every time I, because it takes me a while to read things, the screen would go black, like it would lock on the phone.

And Ryan's like, Oh, hang on. Oh, hang on. And so it was very calming, but I also wanted to throw Tony's phone off a fucking bridge because it was so, cause every time I got into a flow of the mantra, it went black and I had to fucking click it. And then the lock. And Ryan's like, yep, that's great. And I was like, it's really good.

And he's like, yep. The phone doesn't know that rushing is out for 2025. You should tell it. I've got another out. Please. Out for 2025, double digit bedtime. I'm a single digit bitch. In the bedroom and in the bedroom.

69 is a double digit though, isn't it? I'm all right ladies. Sorry. Sorry. Yeah. Double digit bedtime out 2025. It's later than 959. I have to stay up the whole night. I'm not going to bed till one. Which is fair because if you're staying up, you're staying up. Yeah. Like getting to it. Yeah. So hang on. Out for 2025 is bed between 10 and 1259. Oh, fuck.

Okay. I really stitched myself up here. I just think that every time I go to bed a little bit earlier, I really appreciate myself for it. And like, I read this thing as well. I think I've probably shared this on the pod before, but it's something that like ticks around my brain. Don't stay up late for something you wouldn't wake up early for. Okay. So it's like you wouldn't set your alarm

for 6 AM to get up early so you could scroll on TikTok. Yes. Yeah. So if you wouldn't get up early for it, why would you stay up late for it? Babe, 100%. In between 35, you calling me babe. I like that. Okay, great. Well, I've got three ins then four. Sorry. Um, yeah. Double digit bedtime out for Tony Lodge for 2025. Now this one's going to start pretty aggressive, but it actually is quite positive and nice, but I just need you to get like a hold fire until the good bit. Okay, no, we're not rushing.

Even though the first bit is you might like not love that. I think the second bit you'll get around, but it all comes together in the end. Okay. I trust the process. Out in 2025. Influences are out. Okay. Those fake as fuck hot girls telling me they're down to play it while they don't

do anything except selling me skinny teas and drink bottles. I just don't give a fuck. You know what's in? Pool cleaners cleaning the pool. I love watching that shit. Smart people who are qualified telling me smart qualified shit. I love that. People that don't know how to renovate trying to renovate their house in yes. Love it. Fun food. People making fun food in real people having a real good time. Doing things they care about. In but influences and by influences I don't just mean like literally every single thing,

but just like, you know, like the stereotype of just like. I do. Can I add one caveat that I think that girls cop a fucking bad rap. Boys do this too. Oh, the equivalent would be the finance tech grow of like my morning routine fucking brew hum. You actually don't fucking do that. You don't do that and we know it. But that's the only thing that I would add is that I think that hot girls get a bad rap for that.

When hot girls are interesting too. Speaking from experience. But even that voice you did is the fake bullshit. No, I know the person you're talking, not not the person as it, but I know the avatar of the person that you're talking about. Influences are out, real people are in. I think that the difference between a content creator of someone that's like getting amongst it and you're learning and teaching you something.

Like I've started following like all of these people. And can I say like the third thing on my outs that I ended up taking off was like meeting people on Instagram or unfollowing people like, fuck them off. Oh, hang on. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? You've done negative that, but you know what I'm saying? Yeah. I know what you're saying, but you're saying the opposite I don't know what you're saying, but you're saying the opposite. Out is not muting them. In is muting them.

Out is them. I've realized that the amount of people I follow, which is actually not that many because I get really overwhelmed when I, like my feed is new all the time. I don't like it. So I don't really follow that many people, but I've muted that many people that I realized

every time I saw them post, I felt bad about myself and now I don't say anything. Yeah. And how good is it? I've realized that all of a sudden, like I'm following one girl I went to high school with and you guys. So remember when, I mean, Kanye's been through a fucking crazy time, hasn't he? But he used to just tweet like when he discovered Twitter

and then we like started to learn about the inner workings of Kanye. Yeah. He didn't follow anyone. And then it occurred to me that his Twitter feed is just his tweets. Oh, it was like that echo chamber of seeing your own team. He didn't read a single other person's tweet because back in the day you only saw who you follow. Remember those days.

Oh, they were good. And do you remember when feeds were chronological? That was good. That was good. All right. What's your in? Okay. I've got some ins and these are good. In for 2025. Let me add a very small caveat first that we just talked about the opposite of what I'm about to

say, but I think, I think it's still pretty good. In for 2025, writing things down to Google later. Okay. I'm going to give you an example. While I was away over the holiday, I didn't have my phone on me at all. Love it. Like I literally like my phone was on do not disturb. It was in the hotel safe. And I just had like a disposable camera with me to take photos. Oh, how did that disposable camera? None of them turned out very well.

They were very overexposed. Turns out looking at a digital screen is quite convenient when taking photography. In. Yeah. Digital photography. And I just had like a notebook on me or like random, you know, in the hotel room, they give you like a patent, a pen or whatever.

And so there were things that I would see and I was like, Oh, I'm going to Google that later. And just like had a little running list of things. And it was great because every time I thought about something, it didn't like take me out of the moment. Or then you get on your phone, you Google it, and then you end up on Instagram. You open Instagram and then you're done. It's over. And so then I realized I had this little list and then at the end of the day,

I would like sit and go like, I'm going to Google those few things that I thought about. And then I could actually take in like what I'd thought of and it was a bit more present. And have a fun 20 minute little like, I'm going to sit down and learn some shit. Yeah. I love it. And so I know that before and on this show, we do like a live Google. Yeah. Oh, which I think in the show is OK, because normally it's like, oh, hang on. What is that?

I think that live Google is OK, but a bit like how now you take photos and you like later, Graham, you don't like take a photo and post it like you used to. You kind of like compile things then do it later. I think I'm in for that for Google. But also writing it down means you're not like trying to remember it all day. Yes. Oh, Google that later,

I gotta Google that, I think. And then also you're not like on the move being like, oh, that's interesting. That tree is like that because of this. And then you're not gonna take that in anyway. Do you wanna hear a terrible segment idea that's not normal enough? Sure. On Friday, we do all the live Googling from that week.

I actually love it. It's like on Tuesday, we couldn't remember what this is called. So now we'll look it up. I mean, I absolutely love that. I absolutely love that. Add that to the Google list. And then, so we can't find anything out until the end of the week. Hooking you through. No, but then at the end of the week, we'll be like, oh, four days ago, you thought of something. What was it? I don't know. And then

you wanted to know what this meant. Why did I want to know that? I don't know that either. Bit hilarious. I love that. Sophie, Sophie, write down live Googling, every Friday we are doing the Week in Google. And I'll come up with a really snappy title for that. Okay. What's your in? What's your first in? You're not sure? In for 2025.

Not just being proud of things, but being smug about them. Smug is in. I hate New Year, Ryan. Yeah, I have eaten so much fruit and vegetables from our own garden over summer. And I want everyone to know that. Nah, that's hot girl shit. I like that. We're so fucking wholesome. We're so fucking awesome. Seeing your daughter pick a strawberry from your tree for a little mid-morning sweet snack

is delicious. And I'm not just proud of my garden and my family, but I'm smug about them. I think that's nice. Smug in. I, uh, hang on a second. Oh, okay. Now you may, but it's not nasty, but I think that like being proud of stuff kind of has been out because you go, Oh, so you're bragging. You go, well, no, I'm allowed to like shit.

Yeah. So I'm, I'm on board. We've been putting a lot of effort into the backyard and the summer has been thriving. Could I be smug about something? What could I be smug about? I'm not, I don't really have anything. No, that's out for 2025. Is it?

Yeah. What are you smug about? I've been swimming a lot. You have been swimming a lot. Actually, yeah. But you haven't been smug about it. No, I haven't. No, and I should start.

Yeah. You haven't been wet today. I do like when we get a little selfie of you, like, with your swimming cap on. Yeah, that is good. Maybe part of our smugness is every time you or I swim this year, there should be a, it should be documented on Instagram stories. Okay. The only thing about that is then though, do you get stressed that you haven't done

it and then you feel bad? You know that sometimes when I walk into work and I go, oh, I'd go for a swim swimming. You go, ah, and I go, sorry. I say to you, I'll let you know if I've swam. You go, don't ask me. I'll let you know. Yeah, noum. You go, don't ask me. I'll let you know. Yeah.

No, you get it. You get it. All right. In for 2025. Yep. More rude finger gear. I'm in. I'm in for it.

Would you like to share what happened this morning? No, I've got a better story than that. No, I don't think you do because I nailed it. No. So at my friend Jane's wedding, she got married at the end of last year. It was a beautiful wedding. And towards the end of last year. It was a beautiful wedding. And, uh, towards the end of the night, we're kind of wrapping up and one of the girls that was there back, she was about to leave and she has her handbag and she set it down to

like, give someone a hug. Goodbye. We've all had a couple of shampers, you know, puts it down to say goodbye. And her handbag tips over, everything falls out of that. Lipsticks are rolling around, tampons are on the floor. And it's kind of like all hands on deck and everyone's like, oh my God, here's this, here's that. Oh, Becky dropped it. Like, is this yours? Whatever. And I go, oh, Beck, I think you dropped this as well.

And she turns around and it fucking brought the house down. And it was probably, now I'm pretty smug. And it was probably my favorite moment of the end of the year. I was really, really proud of that. That's something you should be proud and smug about. Yeah, I can be smug about that. Would you like to share with Sophie what happened this morning? Well, when we were unpacking a box this morning, Ryan was like,

oh, there's one more thing in here. Ah! My final in of 2025. were unpacking a box this morning, Ryan was like, Oh, there's one more thing in here. My final in of 2025. Fuck. It just doesn't roll off the tongue yet. Hey, when do you reckon that starts? I, to be honest, last year I was saying 2025 most of the year, because I just kept forgetting what year it was.

So I'm in 2026. Well, I'm in the year 3000 and the future looks bright because it's on fire. Well, I'm in the year 3000 and the future looks bright because it's on fire. Oh, fuck. In for 2025, accepting that I am the gluten free boy attempt number two. Starting now, which means we don't include when I was at Tony's yesterday having one delicious burger, two delicious pancakes and three delicious gluten laden hash browns. Yeah, but that's okay. Starting now. Starting now. And that's good self-awareness, which is exactly what I said when you said it last year.

But do you know, I guess the great thing about an inn is that it's not all or nothing. You know, if you- No, it's nothing. No, but if you have a couple of stumbles and you eat a few pancakes or whatever, that's okay. The next day you're back in. I feel like if any food was a cause of death besides hollandaise sauce, like pancakes is a fun way to go. There's something just fun about pancakes. We have pancakes on Christmas morning. That's our new like fun Christmas morning thing. We have pancakes. Yeah, nice. And obviously we call it maple syrup. That's hilarious.

Yeah. Yeah. And you go, yeah, to my daughter. Yeah, I would. Yeah. How old do kids have to be to teach them the finger? Like, could she try that now? I don't know.

Is it about being ambi- like is it about having the control? Yeah, but also the comedic timing. Yeah, which might be a little while off. She's waited to me, so. But though is it, um, one of those things that it's funny that it isn't at the right time? Yeah. You know what I, like, it's one of the, like- I just think it's one of those things that once I teach her that could be like- I think that Bridget would actually divorce you if you taught her that. What if I didn't teach her, she just think it's one of those things that once I teach her that could be like. I think that Bridget would actually divorce you if you taught her that.

What if I didn't teach her? She just learned it when I was around. I've gotten, I love to say it. Amazing. This is from Tammy. This lady at Jamba Juice just cut in front of me. Like she was lining up to get juice. I assume it's like a boost juice kind of thing. Okay. And this lady kind of just just cut in front of me, like she was lining up to get a juice, which I assume it's like a boost juice kind of thing.

And this lady kind of just like cuts in front of her. And so, you know when you kind of have that like comradery with like the girl working there, saw the girl cut in, looks at, and they kind of just had this look with each other, like, I saw that, like, you know, we're on the same team, like what a bitch. So then the lady who cuts in, she orders her drink and then Tammy gets up there and orders her drink and she goes, congratulations, you're the 50th customer today.

Your free drinks on the house. Just to really like, like just made up this thing just to kind of like stick it to the bitch that cut in, because that would have been her if you lined up fine. And Tammy's like- That is so smart. Yeah, and savage. And Tammy said, I love to see it. Did she actually get a free drink?

You get a free drink of your choice. No, but did she actually have to pay, though? No, she just did it. I mean, it's a juice she did. Yeah. And then she said- Because a juice can be, like, $11 sometimes. Yeah, they don't miss you. You mean, it's a juicy thing. Yeah. And then she said... Because a juice can be like $11 sometimes. Yeah, they don't miss you.

You know, they don't miss you. And then Tammy said, you should have seen the face on that other bitch. And that feels good when someone who's just been really impatient. You know, it's a little bit like if someone cuts you off in traffic and then you end up at the same red light. Yeah. Or you pass.

You see, smug. In. Yeah. And then then, or, smug, in. Yeah. Yeah. And then, or you drive past them because they're in a bad lane or something. Yes, yeah, yeah. And you go, ha ha ha ha ha.

Yeah, it's the noise, isn't it? Yeah. My love to see it is a little bit last year, I'm so sorry. And we're going to leave Christmas in the past. However, I've got one you love to see it. That boxing day at my house was bin day. No, that is real convenient.

That's good. Real convenient because you just know you've got boxes of shit, heaps of food, bottles, drinks, soft drink, juices, milk. Prawn heads. Like all those things that you wanna like get rid of straight away. Prawn heads.

Like- If they've been in the bin for a few days. Yeah. And so if you go fuck, it's a week till bin day. So then what you got to put those in the freezer. That's actually a huge life. It was actually the same at our house because our bin day was actually Christmas day. No, same, but they put it off.

We have the same day. We have the same day. So they ended up coming on boxing day, which meant that all of our rubbish was gone. So isn't that so great? That is sick. That is. Yeah. And then, and then you got a clean bin. So all the wrapping paper and stuff was all like, it was just per chef's kiss. I had a few, a few gins on Christmas day. Yeah. And Bridget's going, I'm going to bed and I go, yeah, I'll be in soon.

And then she goes, can you put the bins out before you come in? And I went, yeah, yeah, of course. And then I like, I didn't do it. I forgot. And so my boxing day started hearing the truck and Bridget leaning over and going, she just goes, did you do it? And I went, not just run. Oh my God. Like a sci-fi film. Yeah. So I ran out in my underwear and like, and the guy stopped.

No. Yeah. To say I'm actually doing the other side of the street. But how good, how good, like starting there. I think we're not the year, cause it was last year, but yes. That would have been his love to see cause he was like laughing and you would. But I reckon that it wouldn't have been the first straight

that someone had done that, that like a hungover person that has had Christmas at their place goes fuck. Yeah. So no, I love to say that, but I just was like, who's done that? More bin, please. That's my recommendation for the year. Bin Chat is in for the year as always. Tomorrow on the show, we have received,

it's been so hard for me to keep this from you. What did we get? We have received, it's not a good thing, correspondence from a government department. Oh no. Oh. We're starting the year. That's not good. Yeah, it's a cease and desist.

So I'll share that with you tomorrow. It starts pretty funny though. All right. Love you. Bye. Bye. Love you. Are we going to be back tomorrow if we're ceasing and desisting?

No, because we need to discuss it and decide if we are going to in fact desist. OK. Yeah. Hang on. Is it deceased? No, that's dead people. Oh, cease and desist. Live Google. Add that for Friday. What does desist mean? We'll find out on Friday. I would like to make a prediction. It's when someone has a cyst and then you get a scalpel and you desist them.

Or you murder someone's sister. Do we need Google? I think we've found it. I like fake Google. Yeah. What else could desist be? When basketball doesn't assist when you pass the ball and they score.

So a desist is like a real shit attempt at that. Just holding it? Yeah. Not giving it to Just holding it. Yeah. Not giving it to them at all. Yeah. Yeah. This is good. It's good.

Yeah. All right. Love you. Bye. If anyone else would like to add a desist to the episode, Fred. Yeah. Love you.