Toni and Ryan - Two Quirky Birds

Episode Date: March 30, 2025

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literally every cent. Yep, head to oxio.ca, so O-X-I-O.CA, and use the code TARP, T-A-R-P, and get one month free. Hello, welcome to the podcast, my name's Tony, this is Ryan, and here at the Tony and Ryan podcast, we never start an episode without a TARPA approval. Yep, that's Tony and Ryan podcast-er. Now, Dani is from Eastley in the UK. Dani, I believe you've got a what would you rather for us?

Yes. So would you rather be a magical creature and live on earth or live in a magical land and be normal? I'm gonna pick mine immediately. I know it's the first one. I'd rather be magical on earth. Cause then it's like, I'm special. Yeah, I'd rather be special on earth. Yeah. And I don't.

What would you rather Danny? I'd rather live in a magical land because whether I'm magical or not, it would just be amazing to be in a magical land because you get to see the sights. Do they have barbecue sauce in the magical land? It's magical you can have whatever you want. Maybe I changed my mind that was my main concern and I think we're all good now. Alright, Tony's lost the plot so I'll take it from here. Danny, do you approve today's episode? Absolutely, lately.

Could you have picked a more magical source? No, because it doesn't exist. Holland eyes. I stand corrected. Thank you. Sorry, Danny, one more question. Yeah, sorry, we've got some logistics trying to add the magical land.

Yeah, I just need to get my sources in a row. Yeah. And yeah, okay, all right, let's start the episode. Let's do it. Shh. Hey, it's Danny from the UK, and I approve this podcast. Yeah. What? What?

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What? Guys, tomorrow's April Fool's Day, and I think that's why Tony's a bit rattled because what don't we do on this show? We don't do pranks. I'm about to tell you why no one should do April Fool's Day pranks. I hate it. But also it's about this time when all the brands, like as soon as brands start getting involved, oh, we've come out with a new flavor.

Oh, have you? On the 31st of March. Could I fucking guess? Oh, it's toilet flavored chips or whatever. Oh, I've come out with a new flavor. Oh, have you? On the 31st of March. Could I fucking guess? Oh, it's toilet flavored chips. Oh, is it? Yeah. I will say though, as a real sucker for marketing of all forms.

Yeah, now you get got. The first few years when like this, now everybody does it. But the first few years it did really get me. I was like, oh my God, why would they make pickle flavored lemonade or whatever? Yeah. And now you go, oh, well, obviously. Yeah. Do you think brands? This is a huge statement that I've just thought of. OK, love it.

Do you think brands are the new parents, i.e. when brands start doing it, that's when it's not cool anymore. I don't know, because look at Duolingo. Yeah, but they're the one, and now every other brand is like, oh, let's be like Duolingo, and you can just smell it a mile away. Yeah, it's got boomer energy. Yeah, because sometimes there's a cool parent

that goes on Facebook. When the first cool parent comes on, that's fine. It's when everyone's parents start commenting on your stuff and you go, maybe I should stop posting because my parents are here. Is this just because you're angry that Links Africa was going to be discontinued? It was, wasn't it?

Or was that at April Fool's? Was that at a prank? I think that was at April, because it's owned by the same company. No, how could that have, no, no, no, no. How could that have been at April Fool's? That happened like two weeks ago. Correct, but this is the whole thing of them-

They're trying to get in first. Did you see the Linton stuff? That's the complete- No. That's the opposite of what it should be. You can't get in early to April Fool's. No, because you have to do it, but as long as you do it before midday on April 1, because if you do it after then, then you're the April Fool's.

Yeah, but the Lynx stuff was like two weeks ago. They're trying to get in early, and then tomorrow they'll announce it's back. But is that then the joke? I don't know. I have an important update about Lynx Africa. Thank God. Guys, our Lily, head of projects and partnerships, has entered the chat. Do you want to take a seat?

Well, I've got a question for you actually after this. Okay. Yeah, sure. And whatever the fuck you were doing was noisy, so stay over here. It wasn't actually discontinued. They're just changing the packaging. Oh, that's a ruse. See, I don't like that because they did a RIP, et cetera.

Yeah, they were trying to do the Duolingo dead hour thing, but. Oh, shame on them. Yeah, that is shame. That's actually hell embarrassing. While you're here, Lil, what were you doing and what hand were you using? Fuck, that sounds incriminating. Whoa.

I was just trying to do some cutting of some paper, but, um, I'm left-handed. So it was proving a challenge. Pull up a seat and listen in. Is this left-handed specific? Yes. Okay. Get comfy. I feel like you're in a temporary seat.

I need you to be. Yeah. Okay. Hang on. She's all tangled. It's like when two dogs get tangled at the park. Yeah. Do you know who is left handed?

Who? Libby. Your sister? Yeah. Of course she is. Of course she is. It's like when you learn people are left handed, you're like, obviously.

My sister also was so uncoordinated as a kid that she had to learn how to jump on a trampoline. Like, because you know how it takes- She has a trampoline in her backyard now. We've used it. And then her kids are like, oh, how do you use it, mum? She's like, oh. She's like, well, I've just speak to the professionals.

How do you not know? It does it itself. No, because you know how it takes a bit of coordination. It's like quite a hard thing. Yes. I relate to that. Yeah. It's a left hand. Left handers don't know how to use trampolines. But yeah, Libby's like super unco.

And yeah, she like had to... Because the bouncing is different if someone, if you're bouncing with someone else. So not if you're by yourself, but if you're bouncing with someone else, the timing... Well you get double bounce, then you're a fool. Yeah, I'll end up next door. This is why we don't do April Fool's Day pranks. In 1998, Burger King's marketing team at head office announced a new version of the whopper had been carefully designed for people who were left-handed. Burger King's marketing team at head office announced a new version of the Whopper had

been carefully designed for people who were left-handed. That's so sweet. Oh, I get it. Do you? Well, it's obviously a joke. Wait. Hilarious. It's a joke?

Because it's just one circle. Yeah. So how could, like it's a joke? Yep. April Fools. Good. But here's the thing about the left-handers. Yeah. So like it's a joke? Yep. April Fools.

Oh, good. But here's the thing about the left-handers. They're all like, fuck yeah, finally someone's thinking of us. And so people started rocking up to the stores and asking for the left-handed burgers. Stores all around the country had people asking what's going on. And the people that work in the store, they don't know that marketing's done some funny ad in the paper. So they're like, what the fuck are you talking about?

A burger is round, the symmetrical, what the fuck are you talking about? And then the lefties start rioting and there was chaos at Burger King's nationwide. What? And now I don't know who that's on. Is this April Fool that you're telling that story? No, no, no. I've got a few examples of April Fool's gone wrong. But my question is, who's the idiot?

Is it head office for the idea or the lefties for believing it? Lefties basically sound like a right-wing political hack. Yeah, it does. Yeah. And also it sounds like a slur. Like, oh. Those goddamn lefties. Left-handed. But nah, I think that, I don't know. Can they both be the fool? I think so. What do you, when you hear this, what do you think? Speak up for your people. Yeah. Oh, it makes me disappointed in my people, to be honest, because, um, yeah, I think that's pretty

silly. Is it more silly than not knowing how to jump on a trampoline? Oh, that's pretty fucked up. I don't think I, I didn't learn to ride a bike till I was like, maybe like eight. You're not doing well for your people today. Yeah. Is that like? It's a left handed thing, I think. OK. All right.

The brakes on the opposite side, you know, it's just a bit confusing. Aren't they on both sides? No, but one's the front brake and one's the back brake. Yeah. So? Yeah, great point. Yeah. Once though someone did really get me,

I don't like pranks. And this is probably why someone really got me because they were like, Oh, do you know why? Like the bumps on a steering wheel, it's Braille. Like, so that when blind people drive, so when blind people drive and I was like, Oh my God, that I'm so embarrassed. And I never realized that's what it's for. And I'm not even joking. It was Braille say, I am a steering wheel. Like all that left and right or something maybe.

And it got me so good. How long did it get you for? Like two hours. Oh, I think they say like most of my childhood. And then later you were 18 years old and you go, did you guys know? And someone's like, hold my hand. Yeah, literally. Yeah.

And then I was like two hours later, I was like, hang on. They can't drive. Yeah. And it was Jag, actually, that did this. Yeah. I was like, hang on. They couldn't drive. They were blind. He's obviously fuckhead. Like he just was mad that I didn't laugh at the joke because I took it too seriously. Yeah. OK. So. OK. This man, this man might get you then.

An English radio DJ. Yeah. Hello, you're listening to BBC FM. In 2001, an English radio host said on air that a ship that suspiciously looked like the Titanic was visible from the cliffs at Beachy Head in East Sussex. What? So he's like, if you go to the cliffs

and look out to the sea, I think it's the Titanic. How? Exactly. So everyone was like, holy fuck, this is amazing. We got to go check this out. So all these people head to the cliff tops and so many people are on top of the cliff that the thing starts to crack. And then three days later, a part of the beachy head cliff falls into the sea, like ruining the environment for the rest of time. And there was no Titanic here, it was just like being funny in like April fools. Oh. Were you about to head to the cliff? No, but how would it be the Titanic? It sank. Well, that's the scandal. Oh. I don't get it. There's not much to get. This is why I don't like pranks, I don't get it. What a cockhead. Yeah. But also who went there? Me. Yeah, I get it. I get it. Yeah, I get it. Finally, another radio host. Man, radio in the 90s and 2000s. Yeah. In 2002, a radio host in Kansas City, who

sounded like this. 81408, Kansas City and the ding dong. Beep beep. Always go like some character. Dingo and the baby. You know, family guy. It's Stewie and. Yeah, no, no, that was... And it's also in The Simpsons, their radio show, that they're really big on that as well.

Yeah, KBBL. Yeah. Yeah. The radio host announced that the local water supply had been found to contain high levels of dihydrogen monoxide, DHMO, dihydrogen monoxide, which side effects include sweating, urination and skin pruning. Now, if you found out the water had that, how would you feel if that was in your town?

I'd be so panicked. I feel panicked now. What would you do about it? What would you? Stop drinking water, I guess. Yeah, hundreds of citizens started calling the water department and the police and like, what's going on with that water supply? We've heard about the, the fucking dehydrogen monoxide,

DHMO. The prank is actually that we've had to get you to read that that many times. So everyone's all fucking distressed and blah, blah, blah. And you would be. So I'm going to say it one more time. Yep. Dihydrogen monoxide, its chemical name is H2O, which is actually, that's just what water is. Ah.

So he was actually not joking, but you just give it the chemical name and everyone freaks out a little bit. And of course water causes you to urinate and sweat and all those things that water does. But he just said it in a way that was like, there's dehydrogen monoxide in the water supply and everyone freaks the fuck out. But that's not a joke that everyone would get. So then it's not a joke anymore. Well, I think the prank is that everyone would get. So then it's not a joke anymore. Well, I think the prank is that everyone gets scared and then he gets to go, oh, not really.

Anyway, turns out he got fired. Good. A government official accused him of something that rhymes with smearerism and tried to get him on felony charges for disturbing the peace and- That's actually probably pretty right. Yeah. Don't you reckon? Lock that up.

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who hopefully will not be doing any pranking tomorrow. No. Olivia Wilde. from that show. Nah, movie? Yeah. Wasn't she married to Jason Sudeikis? Yes. And was in, what was that one? Don't Worry Darling. Yeah.

No, she directed it. I don't think she was in it, but she directed it. Yeah. And the scandal. Cause the drama. Harry Styles and Florence Puth. That's right. Yeah. Now look at her hanging out in the Patreon like a loser. Oh, just a loser. Like a fucking legend, like a champion.

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We, um, I know we've just been talking about April Fools, but this is a hundred percent serious. I really need you to weigh in on this. So I'm not going to be pranked. No, no, no, no, no, we don't do pranks. I know that, but you know how those times when you kind of like, you've got your guard up? No.

I don't want my guard up. No, and I don't want you to either, which is why when we started this podcast, we said we don't do pranks. We don't do pranks. So we never have to be worried about it. But that is why we said that. And I love that after three and a half years, we're sticking to it. Because I don't want to always be worried that when I walk up the stairs in the morning,

someone's going to jump out at me. I always think that about those like prank channel bros and stuff that like, do they just wake up every day going, who's gonna punch me in the dick today? And just, you're just walking around anxious about your dick being punched. I hate it. Did I, have I ever told you about when I- That time you punched someone in the dick?

Yeah, no, when I worked at that radio station and on my first day they made me sign a contract saying that like, if I got pranked, I wouldn't complain. What? Yeah, they made me sign on my first day. What show was that? Whisper to me. It was like ****.

On my first day, that **** handed me a contract and was like, and I had to sign it and it was my first day and I was like really nervous and whatever. So I was just like, okay. But it was saying that I wouldn't complain if I got pranked or if I was involved in a prank and something like happened. Does that mean you can do anything you want and just call it a prank and then go to school with prank? That's the thing.

Like obviously going back now, I'd probably be like, well, no, can you just not involve me in a prank? Yeah. But then I can just imagine the discourse of being like, oh, so you're not fun. Yeah. You know, anyway. You go, no, I'm not.

You do a job. And I hate it. But no, so we don't do pranks. So you don't, no guards not. You do a job. And I hate it. But no, so we don't do pranks. So you don't, no guards required. Okay. I do have a question though, that if somebody comes to your house, like a delivery driver, food, like Uber, it's whatever,

or like posty, do you have to be fully dressed? Well, first of all, first of all It is your house Yes, and if you can't be dressed however the fuck you want to be dressed in your own house Where can you be? Where can you be? Right? However Let me just think this through. Like, let's look from the other person's perspective. Totally.

They're at work. They're just doing their job. Totally. They've been asked to rock up and drop this off. They didn't sign up and weren't forced to sign an NDA, saying if some chicken reservoir pops a tit today, then I'm fine with it. Okay, that's what happened.

You know what I'm saying? No, totally. And I've been thinking about it from that perspective of like- Can they just drop it at the door? Sorry, man. I'm actually not dressed to receive a parcel right now. Can you just leave it on the ground? Like I have my, you know, how you can set like an automatic like press 512 on the buzzer and you'll get led up or whatever. Like you can set a message. Mine is like, just leave it on the doorstep because if I'm not there, then I, I don't want to go to the post

office later. Just leave it on the doorstep. Yeah. It's fine. But like, so the other night we'd ordered food and no, stop saying up to date. No, I'll pop to date. Okay. But we were, um, at home, Torbis and I, and he was wearing like a t-shirt and just like boxer shorts, like normal underwear. Okay. Yep. Like silk boxes? No, as soon as I said boxer shorts, that's what comes to my day. But just normal, like- Like boy, boy little shorts? Just boxes.

Boxes? Is that what it is? Boxes I think like silk boxes. It's like you're a teenage boy in the 90s. I mean like the tiny little tight shorts. Yeah, little shorts. Little boxer briefs. But briefs is like the knickers. Boxer briefs is...

Briefs is like knickers. Yeah, so that's briefs, but boxer briefs is the little shorts. I'm just Googling it. Please. Boxer briefs. Oh yes, that is what it's called. Don't prank me mate. Oh, there's actually trunks. Trunks, yeah. Oh, you don't like that? Why don't you like that word? I don't like that at all. Why has that made you scrunch your face up?

That sounds trunks, sounds like swimming, like bathers. Well, it's pretty similar. Swimming trunks. I don't think I like trunks. And because it's like the elephant connotation of the trunk. Yeah. Get your big trunk out. Get your trunk out. Anyway, well, or not, this is what we come to find. So Charles is also in his workplace and he didn't need to hear me say, get your trunk out. No. So true. Yeah. This also happened to me yesterday morning.

What, an elephant got its trunk out? No, Australia Post woke me up and I was sleeping in my boxes. Like a child. In your suit boxes that had Taz from Looney Tunes on them. I was literally just about to say that. No, you fucking went. I was. Did every Davenport brand, did every child have that in the 90s? My brother had those, I remember.

Maybe it's because we've just been in Tasmania that we've been incepted. Maybe. But please Charles, continue. Oh, no, like, and then he like woke, the odds post woke me up. It was like 7.30. I was having a little sleep in. That's early for a- That's what I thought. And then like my ring like went off and like it's connected to like my Alexa. Totally.

So like everything like went off and it woke me up. And then like the second knock at the door, like I was then trying to like put on clothes to then open up the door. Yeah. So this is the thing, right? Torbz is wearing a t-shirt and trunks. And then the food arrives

and similar to you in your house, you're the food getter. I'm the food getter. I'm the guy. Torbz is the food getter at our house as well. Because it's dark out there, you know. It's scary for a little lady. Scary. And so he goes, and he just like fully panics.

And I was like, you're wearing a t-shirt and light shorts, pretty much. Yep. Like he didn't have his cock out. He didn't have his shirt out off. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Like if he was only wearing undies, then I'd probably be like, oh. Did he have fat that a cat couldn't scratch?

No, he didn't have a stiffy. Because like a protruding trunk can you know, he didn't can imply things But like you know when I'm Dewey comes out of the bedroom when in scary movie and he's like don't come in when I'm cleaning It's Tassie man, I'm just I'm all revved up the spirit. Yeahved up. The spirit of Tasmania. I am the spirit of Tasmania. I've smoked the spirit of Tasmania. The boat. Maybe I have smoke weed. It's what I'm wearing this jumper.

That stoner jumper. It's, it's not, oh, it's pretty much a stoner jumper. No, it's just got a frog and a mushroom on it. The frog is a smoking weed. Is it? Oh, it's a coffee. Oh, well, I just saw the smoke. Apologize to the frog. Sorry, frog.

Sorry, frog. Love you. You're forgiven, Rupert. Sorry, everyone. Have I smoked weed? I don't know. I just love you and love doing this show. Love you.

Yep. But he was wearing a t-shirt and the boxes, right? Yep. So like- Fine. Totally fine, right? Yep. Yep. So like- Fine. Totally fine. I think it's fine. He fully was like, and he does, and he's really clumsy. So the second he goes like, he's just, it's all fucking over. And I was like, let me just get up and get the food. I was just wearing my nightie.

Let a woman show you how to do a supposed man's job. No, it was just like, I'll just get it. Like it was actually just like not a big deal. Yeah, it's fine. Yeah. So what were you wearing? I was wearing my nightie, like a t-shirt nightie. And you're a Scottish nightie wearer?

I am. Yeah. Free flapping? Yeah, I am. But like, and I just walked out there and I was like, thanks bro. And like, it was, you know, the interaction was minuscule. And then did you look at Tobson's guy? Pfft, pussy.

No, well, I was just like, what was wrong? And he was like, I'm in my underwear, they're at work. And I actually fully get the respect. Yeah, well, he was respecting them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, and I'm not, I'm not getting up him about that. I'm just like, what's actually fine? Yeah.

If you had to sign for something, is that different? Cause you have to have a full interaction. I think it's about attitude. Sure. Like most things in life, to be honest. So like if you open the door and you go, sorry mate, thank you. Oh, but even if you're just like, thanks.

But if you go, Check out my cock. check out this trunk. Remember that lady that I had to, I had to drop something off. Yep. Facebook marketplace. And this lady had an energy and the energy said, put it in. Yeah. And Ryan actually afterwards, white as a ghost.

And he was like, Tony, I don't really know what happened. I was like, oh, what the fuck? Like, get over it. And he was like, nah, something hell-strange has just happened. And we talked about it and I was like, okay, yeah, that's quite sexually aggressive. Yeah. So if Torbz opens up the front door and he's jocks and just goes, oh, can you just bring that box in over there and just bend down a little bit while you put it down? That's where daddy likes it That's not okay I think you should redact that that was hell fucked and

That's my point he would never do that. I'm saying it's the attitude. It's not actually the clothes It's the attitude that the clothes are getting worn in. Yeah. yeah, okay. I maybe didn't need to give such a great visual example. I will say that you just, just in case you've blacked out and forgotten what just happened, you said, that's how daddy likes it. Sorry, sorry, it's tough maintenance. Are you okay? Nah.

Are you actually okay? Nah, I'm good. All right. But do we, even though my examples are not- It's terrible. Not great today. Yeah. Do you agree with the attitude?

Yeah, I think I think that's right. We thought I said, well, not what you said. How you said it, she said it. But I think like you're right about the attitude thing. Yep, you're right. But are we all agreeing to that? Like, is that fine? Because I think we all as a society, as a community, we have to agree? Like, is that fine? Because I think we all, as a society,

as a community, we have to agree on like, what's all good. Put it in today's episode threat. I actually, I'm happy to hear your opinion, but I want to hear the story. Yeah. I want to know how little were you wearing? Yeah. Or... And how did they respond? Were they fine with it? Surely there's a tarpa that's a delivery driver Oh, there will be heaps. Yeah, so smush smudges. He was a pizza delivery guy Oh, of course. Yes. I want to know what you've walked into because remember the Domino's driver in Canberra I tried to invite him in to sing a song with me and it turns out they're not allowed in the house. Oh They like they can't come that's like a delivery drive they're not allowed in your house. That's good So I was like mate come in we're singing a song and he was like, no, I can't come. That's like a delivery drive. They're not allowed in your house.

That's good. So I was like, mate, come in. We're singing a song. And he was like, no, I can't. He was a professional. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So. Not like you at the moment. Oh, that's how, that's how daddy likes it. All right. All right. Well, let, let me show you something. This is my love to see it. Uh-huh.

Tell me what I've just. I'm a bit frightened. Yeah. No, and no, this will bring you back. What's, what have I just texted you? Tell me what I've just... I'm a bit frightened. Yeah, no, and no, this will bring you back. What's, what have I just texted you? Tell me what's in this picture. Two kids sitting with an alpaca or a llama. One of the kids is in a wheelchair.

And the llama is, or alpaca, sorry, I don't know. It's a llama. Politically incorrect for me to call that an alpaca maybe. A llama. Maya loved to see it. This is Whitetop the llama. Hi, Whitetop. His name is Whitetop.

He spends his days comforting chronically ill children at a camp in North Carolina. Aw, cute. The camp is designed for children with conditions that include cancer, a kidney and heart disease, cerebral palsy, spina bifida, and an array of neurological and physical disabilities. So basically, this camp exists.

They've got really specialty care and they're like, we're just gonna try and make these children's lives as fun as possible while they're going through a bit of a tough run. Like camp quality in Australia. Yeah, yep. So White Top, he specializes in taking selfies and being involved in really big snuggles.

So you can give him a big snuggle and he loves it. And he's officially now the oldest llama known on record. What? He's got to 26 years old. That llama is older than Charles. Yeah. Like by a bit. Yeah.

Charles, yeah by a bit. Yeah. Charles, yeah. That llama was five when Charles was born. Yeah. Anyway, shout out to Whitetop. That's doing some great work. And doesn't he, with his little buck teeth, look like a cutie. Very sweet.

Yeah, and just sitting there so calmly. Yeah, and I think that's the skill. Cause like he's sitting there real calm. We'll have to train him to do that. And hey, he gets to hang out with these cool kids all day. They get to hang out with him. He knows he's on a good wicket. Oh, totally.

It's probably why he sleeps so long. He's like, I've got this so good. Happy people live longer. Are you saying that happiness is based on taking care of those around you and having lots of cuddles? Yeah. Well then my dog will live to a million years old. I'm hoping that the same is true for Pip, to be honest.

Yeah. Our dogs are both younger than Charles. Don't know if that means anything. Yeah, yeah. Worth stating though. Yeah, worth bringing up. You're so right. I really love to see it here from Lindsay.

And this really, this really took me out. It was really beautiful. She sent it to on Patreon. Lindsay said, I've got to love to see it to share. My eight year old daughter, Evie, has struggled in many ways, but especially at school and has been diagnosed with autism. Evie is obsessed with musical theatre, is a great singer and Lindsay says, but is a quirky bird and the other kids don't always get her. She performed last night at the school talent show in the full twirly costume and did like a big over the top singing and wanted to perform and got so many compliments

and everyone cheered for her and she just like really shone on stage. Yep. Lindsay said- Born for the stage. Yeah. Lindsay said, I'm such a proud mum that she put her true self out there and was super brave and that other people like pumped her up for it. Lindsay said, he loved to see it. Lindsay, great job to you, great job to the family.

I love to see that. And I said to Lindsay, we were chatting back and forwards. And I was like, this beautiful thing about this is that when I read that, I was like, I felt a lot like Evie when I was at school, just a quirky bird that the other kids didn't really get. And I just loved music and I loved all that stuff, but I wasn't like great at sport.

And you know, why are you laughing? Just the term quirky bird. It's very sweet. The word bird in particular, because one of your many LinkedIn titles here is Bird In Charge. Yes, quirky bird in charge. The word bird's just give me the giggles.

Yeah. But Evie, great job, mate. And even if everyone else didn't get it, we fucking get it. So, Evie, that's life. I love to see it. But just really, and just hearing, I was like, Lindsay, you don't know what you're giving to your kid by just being proud of it.

I'm gonna cry if you don't fucking. Just because, well, my mum was the fucking always in the crowd and fucking, even though I wasn't you know probably that good a lot of the time, she was always there. No I think you were great. But you know what I mean? Like she was always there and I was like you don't know how much of a difference you're making just by like letting her be herself. So I just love to see that.

Thanks for sharing that Lindsay. I do love to. Would you say we're like as a show, like a couple of quirky birds? I think so. Yeah. I'm probably a quirkier bird than you and not in a like, uh-uh way, but like. Yeah. You got issues with the word because quirky can mean many things in different contexts. Well, I think that now it has like a negative connotation, like that you're a bit of a pick man girl or something.

Am I not a quirky bird? Look at my jumper. Yeah. It's you've been a quirky bird today. I will say that. Thank you. A couple of quirky birds. But we'll be back tomorrow. We've got, oh, confessions. Okay, I've got a question for everyone and this is one of the first confessions tomorrow.

Everyone have a think about A, whether you did this and B, whether you would like to share this on the show. We're talking fake IDs tomorrow. Okay. Okay. Yeah. All right. So no more.

Let's just have a think about A, if we did and B, if that's something we want to share. And C, back in whether what you think my answer will be. Yes, but no. See you tomorrow. See you tomorrow. Oh, and no pranks. No pranks. There's no pranks.

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