Toni and Ryan - We lost and we're lashing out
Episode Date: August 16, 2023An early episode for a sad day... we stayed up late to watch the game and record this ep to share our thoughts with you. Congrats to England ❤️ Love u! Toni xoxox Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p...rivacy for more information.
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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast.
We are calling the Central Coast.
The Sene Coast.
Sene, God's country.
And we are, ooh, it's Sean.
And Sean has said, they've said what they do for a living and said,
shh, obviously we can't say that bit.
And that's James Shond.
Hello.
Hi, Sean.
It's Tony and Ryan. How are you doing? Oh, my God. Hi. Hi, Shond. It's Tony and Ryan.
How are you doing?
Oh, my God.
Hi.
Hi, Shond.
So, Ryan.
No, don't mention it.
Oh, okay.
I just said we're not going to mention where Shond works because it's.
Yeah, but then Ryan said, maybe there's James Shond.
Oh, Tony's lost the plot.
That's true.
Shond, will you approve this podcast?
Absolutely.
Hey, it's Sean from New South Wales and I approve this podcast.
Welcome to this comedy podcast.
It's a sad fucking day.
It's currently, we've got horse voices.
It's 20 past 10 at night.
We've been screaming at the soccer.
Australia has just lost.
Yep.
You're hearing disappointment and sadness in real time.
Yeah.
Australia has lost the semifinal to England 3-1 in the Women's World Cup.
It's like, fuck, you can't even do like, oh, you know, like,
you're so proud because you are so proud of them and like,
oh, can't believe how far they got and all of that.
I'll get to that tomorrow.
Right now, I just, fuck it, it still hurts a little bit.
It sounds like a cop-out, but it is true. Like, they did so well.
And, like, the goal that Sam Kerr scored in tonight's game.
Nearly brought down apartment buildings across the country.
Literally, like, we were fucking going up.
My dog almost fucking jumped out the window.
Actually, though, so we're all sitting there watching the TV,
quite pleasant.
It's the two of us.
She was asleep on my lap.
Producer Cam, Tony's partner, we're all sitting around,
and suddenly we just scream.
Yeah, like, jump through the roof, and Pippa honestly thought
that, like, something terrible, like, we were being robbed
or something.
And we were fucking robbed in the end anyway.
To be fair, or not to be fair actually, Pippa, when you said she thought we were being robbed,
her fight or flight was tested and she hid under the couch.
Yeah, she did not attack, which isn't great.
No, so guard dog.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe a bit loose of a term.
So we're in here late at night.
I have a young daughter and obviously a lot of, a bit of off air chat.
There's often a lot of, how can Ryan get home a bit earlier?
How can, like, you know, we're making this podcast work around my family.
So thank you everyone for that.
That's okay.
It's our pleasure.
So knowing tonight was going to be a late-ish night, Bridget,
you know, we're kind of going through the options. What if we recorded from home? Not quite right. Cause you guys was going to be a late-ish night, Bridget, we're kind of going through the options.
What if we recorded from home?
Not quite right because you guys were going to come watch a game at my place.
You know, we went through all the options.
And Bridget, I want you guys to be honest and say, is this genius?
Yeah.
Or is she a fuckhead?
Oh, I don't like playing this game with Bridget.
No, you're right.
Okay, let me just put it out there what she suggested
and we can respond appropriately.
Okay.
She goes, why don't you just go in this afternoon
and just record one episode as if you won
and another episode as if you lost
and just like publish the one that's right?
Believe it or not, that did go through my mind.
But then, you know, but like, I hate to be that guy.
But like you hear shows that do that and they go, what a game.
Can you believe the player that scored the winning goal or goals?
And then like all of a sudden they're going, wow, what a nail biter when it's like 10-0 and like nothing fucking happened.
And someone said on fire and they don't mention it.
And you go, yeah.
Like you phoned that in, like you can tell.
So just for the record, Sam Kirst scored in the 63rd minute,
drew it one all, we went fucking psycho and then we let a couple
through at the end to lose three ones.
Just to prove that we actually turned up.
Another point of proof that we have that we did just spend
the night at my house like watching football like a couple of bros.
We made hot dogs for dinner and Ryan, like a badge of honour,
is wearing a massive splodge of tomato sauce on his grey T-shirt
after biting into his dog.
Are you really eating a hot dog if it doesn't end up all over your shirt?
Like squirted all out and he was like, of course.
Like, of course that would happen.
What else are you going to do?
Yes.
What I didn't like is you guys getting a bit annoyed
that I didn't, like, wipe it off my shirt.
Well, so if you...
Torch was really fucked up.
If you, like, got a bit of stuff on you,
you know how you kind of, like, hold it tight
and you, like, scrape it off with your nail
or, like, with a bit of napkin or something?
Yeah.
You literally just, like, left the reservoir of tomato sauce like on the thing.
So then it's like spread more because it just kept soaking in.
Whereas like if you took the top off, it probably would have like
not kept spreading when now it looks like you've been shot.
Yeah.
In the heart.
That's how it feels.
That's how it feels.
I became even closer than I already was with Pippa.
And you did say, don't let her lick that sauce.
Yeah.
I think now there's a photo of her on my chest.
And I'm like, oh, she likes me.
But no, she was probably angling for the sauce.
Yeah, she's like, what's that salty, sweet, delicious, tangy thing I can smell?
Yeah, and it feels like it sat on a hot dog in the last half hour.
Yeah.
It's got the hot dog water on it and it feels all juicy.
Oh, they were good hot dogs
they were good hot dogs
just how good are hot dogs
I know when I'm up to you
you love to see it
can we just fucking
pour one out
I know
and they were like a red dog
like a dirty water dog
oh and they're
fuck they're good
yeah they are good
can I ask you a question
Tony
please question
now you're not
anti-sport
no
by any means
you like the
Australian rules football
but despite the fact
that you do love
Australian rules football
you're not overly like massive onto one team you kind of just like the Australian rules football. But despite the fact that you do love Australian rules football, you're not overly like massive onto one team.
You kind of just like the sports fun to have on in the background.
Yeah.
Would you say out of all sporting teams and all sporting codes,
are the Tillys your team now?
That's a great question.
Because, you know, they'll play, you know, World Cup in years to time.
Yeah.
And other games later in the year.
Like, were you like, oh, that's my girls.
Like, I'm going to get up and watch the game.
I guess so.
Yeah.
And like.
Because have you ever had a team?
Does this feel right?
No, I haven't.
And you know what I've also never done that's making me emotional that you guys said, can
you stop fucking saying that?
Yeah.
I've never had like mates around to watch the game.
And we did that tonight.
And I loved it.
All right.
Can everyone let me know on the episode thread?
And not that I disagree.
It was great to watch the game together.
Yeah.
And you experienced what we've all been experiencing this whole time.
Yeah.
And it was, like, fun.
That nothing kills a buzz.
Nothing kills a buzz more than when you're having fun,
someone going, oh, it's fun, isn't it?
I can't be stopped!
No, but nothing just takes me out of the moment.
Because I just wanted, like, I just was, like, relishing the moment.
I know, I know.
This is so good, isn't it?
And it was.
Yeah.
Until you said that.
Sorry.
I just, well, I've never done that before,
and I felt like there was something just,
and I think I've thought this through the whole, like,
Tilly's like campaign.
Yeah.
Just being part of something that like you were talking about online, talking about on Instagram stories, your mates were all talking about.
And like having that common ground with people was like really amazing.
Like I watched the Spain versus Sweden game as well the other night.
And like I posted out that on my story because that was phenomenal.
Nothing happened.
And then in the last three minutes fucking everything in the world happened.
And I got all these messages from people in Sweden going like,
oh, really gutted that my team's out.
And I was like, look at us getting connected.
Well, message them back and say game on for third Saturday.
Yeah, see you there.
Fuck Sweden.
My fear sucks.
Oh, you don't mean that.
I actually don't mean that. I actually don't mean that.
I actually don't mean that.
The meatballs can fuck me right up.
I hope so.
It hurt.
But anyway.
So, yeah, they are your team now?
Yeah, I think so.
I think it's just also made me really enjoy, like, getting amongst it.
Yeah.
It's been good.
It really has.
I think it's brought out a really great side of me.
Now, people did reply to my Instagram story where you were crying an hour before the game started.
Because when they play, all the mashed up footage with the beautiful song,
and this one happened to be Lady Gaga, which is, oh, anyway, it gets me every time.
There's a beautiful song playing.
It's empowering.
You're seeing all of the great footage of, like, the fans, the players,
the great goals, whatever.
Like, that's just a recipe for tears.
Yeah.
TV stations are getting too good at that stuff, aren't they?
They're getting so good at that.
Like, when you watch the Olympics and they're like,
oh, her great-grandfather's second cousin's uncle was also left-footed,
and you go, oh, my God, that's amazing.
How did they do it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, my – it's getting me now.
Yeah, same.
I don't know if it's just because it's late at night and I've got allergies
or if I'm teary about the tillies.
I've seen a Qantas ad.
I've seen a Visa ad.
Like, I'm just – I'm anyone's.
Yeah, fuck, righto.
So do we feel like we, like, get on the third-place bandwagon
or do we just have to sit in our loss for a couple of days and just –
you know what I mean?
Yeah, I'm grieving.
Yeah, I can tell. This is now a veil.
I'm grieving right now.
Tony's wearing a scarf as a.
Like a widower's veil.
No, I think like playing for third, how exciting.
It'll go to the best team.
It's been really exciting.
And they have played really well.
Listen to you bring another sports jargon now.
Oh, may the best team win.
I'm a sport girl.
We're all just having fun, aren't we?
Mate, all tied up at fun to fun.
And I've always said that.
Hey, it's Shum from New South Wales,
and you're listening to Tony and Ryan.
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At the Facebook page,
at the Facebook page,
people are submitting their normal or nahs.
And this first one is a big fucking ick from me.
And I'm revved up to bring it to the table.
It's from Kristen.
Hi, Kristen.
Kristen asked, normal or nah?
Instead of answering yes or no via text, people just like the comment.
No, that doesn't tell me anything.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. It's a big
fucking nah from me, says Kristen, and it drives
me nuts that my colleagues think it's
normal. Last week I messaged my boss and
I said, I'm not feeling very well. Can
I work from home? And he just liked
the message. Does that mean
it's okay? That gives you no
information. You might
as well just punch me in the head and fire me.
Should you? Could do. Okay, if you ever message if you ever message me I'm not feeling it well I know what this means it's a quiet
quiz I'm with you that's um I just think cuz it gives you no information how hard
is it to do yes if you just put in Y, the autocorrect goes.
It does the rest.
It's two taps of a fucking button.
Except you do this thing.
So we, our whole business uses like Google Workspace or whatever.
And you know when you get like a calendar invite.
Oh, this is different, different.
We all have like a shared calendar so that like producer Cam can book things
into our calendar and whatever.
Blasphemous.
And every time we send a calendar invite to Ryan, you never reply.
And like I know that you'll like probably rock up,
but it's really annoying because the little bubble doesn't fill in on Google
on the calendar.
It's white.
Yeah.
Until I accept it.
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
Because when I see a thing pop up in my inbox that says,
Tony's invited you to this meeting, I just go, okay, cool, I'll be there.
Yeah, but see, how hard is it to just like tap yes?
But I thought when you put me.
This is a learning exercise.
I thought when you put me in the calendar, it just auto-populates.
No, so it goes there, but it's like the outline.
It doesn't fill in until, yeah.
And then so sometimes I'm like, oh, I know that you've probably seen it,
but should I send you the text like, oh, you all good for 10 o'clock, bro?
No, that's what the calendar's for.
Don't fucking at me.
You haven't.
That's aggressive.
You haven't said yes, so it won't give you a notification.
All right.
Here I was ready to jump on a bandwagon and the bandwagon's jumping on me.
Sorry.
Two losses for you today.
Yeah, fuck.
What a shit day.
Emily asks, normal or nah?
Hi, Emily.
Getting emotionally attached to a car you've been following for a while
and then feeling sad when they make a turn.
Normal.
I thought we were in this together for the long haul.
Or sometimes when you think,
wouldn't it be funny if we lived next door to each other or something?
Have you ever thought that?
You pull into the car and you go, man, I've been following you the whole...
And they're like, fuck, is this bitch following me?
Is this guy following me?
Yeah.
I sometimes have the opposite where, and this happened the other day.
The opposite of that is just not seeing a car?
So this car in Eltham cut me off.
Like it was, when I say cut me off, it was two lanes getting to one.
I thought I was just ahead, but they kind of like gave it a little bit in front.
And I was just like, oh, righto, Lexus.
Yeah.
Righto.
Okay.
And then we get through Altham.
We get through Templestowe.
We get on the highway.
We turn off.
And then I pulled up next to him in the lights in queue.
And I was like, oh!
Luckily, you fucking wrapped it up back there, mate.
God, you got way ahead of me, didn't you?
Yeah, I'm a fan of that.
Yeah, I like that.
I like that.
Because, like, who are you trying to prove?
What are you trying to do?
Well, you turn up a minute ahead of him.
And he's like, oh.
Oh, sorry, mate. Sorry, mate.
Sorry.
For those playing along at home, Tony's just given the bird
and did it really well.
Thanks.
Finally, Katie.
Hi, Katie.
Katie asks, normal or nah?
Never under any circumstances saying that the water is too hot
when the hairdresser says, oh, is the temperature okay?
too hot when the hairdresser says, oh, is the temperature okay?
Even if your scalp is literally on fire and burning like the depths of hell.
Yeah, it's fine.
Thanks, mate.
Criticism of the water temperature at the hairdresser is probably grounds for harassment.
Like, I think that if you ever said to a hairdresser, oh, do you mind
making it a bit cooler?
They would kick you out.
You reckon?
I don't think you're allowed to say anything.
I think it's just all politeness.
I would never fucking say anything.
Genuine question.
Genuine question.
Do you reckon they know that you're never going to question it
and they go, how hot do you reckon we can get it?
And they just like crank it up a little bit every time.
Yeah, so it's like, I got it to 44 degrees and Tony was like,
it's fine.
This time let's go 47.
When is she going to crack?
Wouldn't it hurt their hands?
Because sometimes they've fucking, they've given me a fucking hot burn, you know,
and I've been like, ooh, it's lovely.
And then I'm like, aren't your fucking fingernails falling off?
Like it's basically acid.
Yeah, that's true.
Do they have gloves when they do it?
Not normally.
Really?
No, because rubber against your hair would catch. Yeah, and pull. Yeah, that's true. Do they have gloves when they do it? Not normally. Really? No, because rubber against
your hair would catch.
Yeah, and pull. Yeah.
Yeah, so that would be no good.
But no, I agree. Nah,
you cannot say anything. It's
egregious.
Great work. Thanks.
This is tough for me to admit because
everyone knows that I'm a really tough guy.
I'm an alpha male.
Alpha male? Maybe. that I'm a really tough guy. I'm an alpha male. Alpha male?
Alpha male.
Obviously, I'm joking.
Side note, how lame is it to have your personality be an alpha male?
That's upsetting.
That's upset me to my core.
So this is hard to admit, but I'm not good with a hard massage.
You're like, oh, do you want it strong or medium?
I go, just light, thanks.
Oh, sure.
And light's enough for me
Okay
But
That's weird
Because you're a hard massager
Like if you ever massage me
You're a hard massager
Yeah
But similar
If I
You can ask for whatever you like
Oh yeah
They don't fucking listen
They don't give a fuck
And so if she's like
Literally putting her fist
Through my spine
She'll be like
Is that okay
And you go
Yep
Yeah Because then otherwise What would you ask for Extra light Yeah I can't I was pretty If she's like literally putting her fist through my spine, she'll be like, is that okay? And you go, yep.
Yeah, because then otherwise what would you ask for?
Extra light?
Yeah.
Like what's less than what I said?
I'm giving you the lightest possible.
Yeah, just a bit lighter.
Thank you.
Or you know when I. How does that feel?
Is that relaxing?
Yep.
Never felt more relaxed in my life.
Oh, my God.
You know when though sometimes you go, oh, maybe just a little bit less
and then they basically don't touch up?
Yeah, they go, cool, I'll just get a feather then.
Yeah.
That's right, it's staying in, no edits, it's 10.34.
It's no edits, it's too late.
But, like, you know, then they can't a little bit,
like you need like a fucking 0.2 of a percent difference.
And it's almost them going, oh.
Oh, sorry, soft cock, I'll fucking back right up.
Yeah.
It's like a bit mean.
Oh, you can go a little bit harder.
And they go, oh, you're going to regret that.
Yeah.
Have you ever done that when you ask for more chili in a restaurant?
Oh, good night, nurse.
Oh, and then they fucking put the chili in your eyeball and up your fucking pussy flaps.
And you go, oh, just a little bit more chili.
And they shove it in your urethra.
Oh, that's not hot enough for you, mate.
Not hot enough for you? Let me shove it in your urethra. Oh, that's not hot enough for you, mate. Not hot enough for you?
Let me shove it up your fucking ass.
Oh, my God.
Have your kids born with chili in their fucking mouth?
That's how far up they fucking go.
Into me zygote.
Honestly, fucking, like, so fucked.
Are we lashing out because the Matilda's lost?
Maybe.
Maybe.
Fuck hairdressers.
Fuck masseuses.
Fuck chili places.
Fuck anyone who doesn't respond to your text. Fuck my zygotes. And. Maybe. Fuck hairdressers. Fuck masseuses. Fuck chilly places. Fuck anyone who doesn't respond
to your text. Fuck my zygotes.
And fuck cars
on the roads.
Okay.
I do feel like we latched out a bit, but maybe we needed
like a release. I think we did. And because
normally we would do normal on our first. It felt good
to swap it. Yeah, it did. Bit of a change.
Yeah, really good.
I've got to love to see it.
And obviously,
it sounds hard to say this
without sounding tokenistic,
but obviously the Women's World Cup
is probably a moment in the sand
for a lot of women's sport.
Yeah.
Especially in Australia.
It's been unbelievable.
The highest five sporting events
to be the most ratings
have all been this World Cup
in the last 20 years.
Have happened in the last four weeks.
That's just fucked, isn't it?
So while we're on the train of Australian women just kicking things in the dick,
do you know how much money Margot Robbie earned for Barbie?
Oh, no, I don't.
It got released this week.
Have a guess.
And I'll actually stop you right there.
Whatever that was, double it.
Yeah, fuck.
I mean, my first instinct was like, I know that I'm way off,
but first instinct was like, fuck, she probably got paid a lot.
20 mil?
Nah.
$77 million Australian, which is 50 million US.
Good for you.
Good for fucking you.
Holy shit.
Fucking get around that.
That's fucking awesome.
Yeah.
That is amazing.
So it only took them like four months to do the movie.
That's like a whole year for Tony's wage.
In four months.
She earned it in four months.
God, lazy bitch.
Now she's just with Malibu Stacy fucking hanging out and having a cocktail.
Obviously, Tony earns slightly less than that.
Yeah, because of tax.
So that is including, because you know how the headlines, I think it was last um because it tax so that is including because you
know how the headlines i think it was last week where it like cracked that billion dollar mark
yeah so does she get like a bonus for that yeah so a part of her salary was like a percentage of
takings or whatever um and does that keep feeding like yeah fuck me so you know how i used to do um
hugh jackman's taxes when i was a picture, yeah. So say one of his old movies gets played on the TV in Argentina
this weekend.
Yeah.
A couple of dollars.
You know what I mean?
And it's just like forever, everything you've done.
And The Greatest Showman, that was everywhere.
Yeah.
But just Wolverine.
I was picking like a lame one on purpose.
Yeah, great, cool.
Yeah.
For comedy.
Yeah, okay.
But just like trickling from all over the world forever sort of thing.
But yeah, so she got a salary up front and then the bonuses.
So already.
So that'll keep ticking in forever.
There's your fucking retirement doll.
Enjoy that.
She's probably good anyway.
Yeah.
Okay, sorry.
How much do you need to retire?
I'm just trying to get amongst it.
I don't know what that amount of money is like. Yeah, so would you say that's retirement? I'd say that. Is that enough for need to retire? I'm just trying to get amongst it. I don't know what that amount of money is like.
Yeah, so would you say that's retirement?
I'd say it's that and then some.
Is that enough for you to retire?
How much is in your 401k?
I've got literally $10 in my fucking superannuation.
Supers, yeah.
Yeah.
Anyway, fucking good for her.
That's awesome.
What do you all have to say?
So a few weeks ago, actually, Ryan,
I think you actually gave the great recommendation on this podcast
of butter chicken.
Yes.
The curry.
And I've been overwhelmed with messages and seen comments
of people being like, thanks for recommending butter chicken.
I'd never heard of it.
What do you mean you've never heard of it?
Which is just crazy.
That's insanity.
That's crazy town.
But I've picked out one of my favourites from Daniel Corrigan.
He said, Ryan John's recommendations are pure fire,
which I thought was nice.
I'd never heard of a butter chicken before this podcast,
but hearing you guys talk about it the other day,
I've just made my first and it's delicious.
Made it himself.
Made it himself.
There's a photo here.
You love to see it and eat it.
Oh, my God.
Good on you, Daniel.
That's great.
That's a fucking huge effort. Let me just put it on the record. I it and eat it. Oh, my God. Good on you, Daniel. That's great. Because that's a fucking huge effort.
And then he's-
Yeah, let me just put it on the record.
I've never made it.
Oh, really?
I order it.
Oh, Torbs makes his from scratch.
It's very good.
He's a good guy.
We'll have to have you around for a curry night.
Oh, fuck.
I come over once and now I can't get out of the place.
The sock is over, mate.
Oh, sorry.
I thought you'd like that.
No, that actually sounds like-
When you say from scratch, what do you mean from scratch?
Like, he uses, like, all the spices and does it all himself.
Really?
Yeah.
And he makes, like, coconut rice and stuff.
It's really good.
No wonder you guys have been together for so long.
Yeah, I'm hanging around.
I'm punching above my thing.
You don't leave a guy that's making stuff like that from scratch.
Absolutely not.
But Daniel's commented below that and said...
And it was, like, the curry post was post was like 37 minutes ago when I saw it
and then 35 minutes ago when I saw it, he said,
I realise how rubbish this is compared to everyone's life events
in this post.
There's really inspirational stuff.
I've finished college.
I made this curry.
I've moved countries and fulfilled my long life dreams.
I have cooked a meal on a Tuesday. I have moved countries and fulfilled my long life dreams.
I have cooked a meal on a Tuesday.
That I'd never heard of before.
And you know what?
You fucking love to say that, Daniel. No, no, no.
Don't fucking discount that because cooking a meal that you've never cooked before,
and it's not just like a slight variation.
It's not like you had a smutter thing and then a butter is a slight variation.
It's like an extra ingredient.
It's a complete new dish. A smutter licken instead of a butter is a slight variation. It's like an extra ingredient. It's a complete new dish.
A smutter licken instead of a butter chicken.
I'll give your smutter a licken.
That'll do me.
Give my gutter a licken, more like.
That'll do.
My cum gutter.
That'll do me.
That'll do me.
Anyway, Daniel, your achievement is more than welcome here.
Yeah, don't discount it. That's good shit. Never, never, never, never more than welcome here. Yeah, don't discount it.
That's good shit.
Never, never, never, never.
Oh, actually, I've got something to say.
But there's a You Love To See It thread in our Facebook group
for curry, life, anything achievements.
We love to see it all.
And thanks, Margot Robbie, for sharing yours as well.
Oh.
How many curries do you reckon you could get with $77 million?
How many?
Like, how many?
Well, curry's what, $7?
Oh, mate, because he lives, $14?
Yeah.
That's still probably enough for the week.
Yeah.
Yeah, she's all good.
Imagine if you filled a pool with butter chicken.
Don't say stuff like that.
That'd be delicious.
Yeah.
That'd be yummy.
Just get a huge novelty straw.
And you've just got, like, big bits of naan.
Naan.
And do you reckon we could get the Hot Fun Garbage truck to just back in some jasmine rice?
Oh, coconut rice, of course.
My mistake.
Torbs can do that.
Yeah.
Can you just read the thing about my recommendations, that sentence?
Yeah.
Ryan John's recommendations are pure fire with two fire emojis.
Fuck, that makes me feel good.
Yeah, it should.
That fucking revs me right up.
Yeah, see, this episode's really come back around for you.
I've got something to say, though.
Oh, of course.
Your name's second, you've always got something to say.
Bit editorial for me.
Sounds like you've got something to say.
I think it was last Friday that I made, or maybe the Friday,
I recommended The Bear.
Oh, yeah.
And I said, I'm going to watch it this,
or maybe I said, I'm going to watch it this weekend or maybe he said, I'm going to watch it this weekend.
I've been, I wouldn't say like overly stressed,
but I just think with the baby and work and uni,
just like not a lot of spare time.
Lots happening.
Lots on.
And the bear is stressful.
It's a really stressful show to watch.
Because of like, it's so dramatic and there's drama
and there's tension and it's like, the audience,
you don't get a breath.
And so.
It's like a workout watching it. i don't know if this makes sense but i fucking love that show because i the way it's shot it's beautiful it's a great story i love the like the real gritty
griminess of the streets of chicago but is it possible to fucking love a show and refuse to
watch it yeah is that a thing? Because I completely agree.
Oh, in summer break or whatever, when we go on holiday,
yeah, great, put it on.
Even then I think, oh, well, I'm supposed to be relaxing.
Do you feel like watching it then, you know?
No, not really.
Yeah, like I feel the same with Euphoria.
I really liked it at the beginning,
but then I just got too depressed while I was watching it
and I was like, I actually can't do this to myself.
Yeah.
But you love it and you respect it.
I liked it and I really wanted to enjoy it
but I was like, I just can't.
I don't even just like The Bear.
I love it.
I really like it too.
And I refuse to watch it.
Because I love Matty Matheson who's in that show.
He's so fucking hot.
Anyway.
Do you think, are you a Sweeney Lane fan?
Yes.
Sweeney Lane.
Sydney Sweeney.
Sydney Sweeney.
Yeah.
She's not the hottest person alive.
She's also like a lovely person.
Like I've seen lots of interviews with her.
I did a You Love To See It about her, like calling her mum about the Golden Globes or whatever.
I think she's just like a really nice person.
Anyway.
But then you see her in Euphoria and that's a different.
And you just like the show, like you can't separate your life from it and you feel like you're part of the, it's like a lot.
Anyway, but I totally agree with the bear because Torbs and I put on
the new season to start watching it and we went, nah.
Nah.
Not for us right now.
Yeah, I need a break.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
So completely respect that.
Maybe if we got like a bathtub.
I feel like I could watch it if I was laying like in a pool of cold water.
A pool of butter chicken.
Fuck, it's all coming together, isn't it?
Yeah, it is.
Invite the Tillys. They're free now. Oh pool of butter chicken. Fuck, it's all coming together, isn't it? Yeah, it is. Invite the Tillys.
They're free now.
Oh, that's nasty.
I was just like, tie it all in.
Yeah.
No butter chicken for you.
It is now 10.45, so we're out of here.
We're out of here?
Yeah.
You may as well call in.
By the time we post this, we might still be here.
We can have some live calls like we're in Sex and the City podcast.
That's funny.
That is funny.
Yeah.
Can we tell us?
Curry Bradshaw.
Butter chicken.
Curry butter chicken Shaw.
Too much.
Okay.
Right.
Okay.
I'm going to.
It's too late.
It's too late.
Smarter Lincoln.
All right.
I love you all.
We're back tomorrow.
We're proud of you, Tillies.
Yeah. We're back tomorrow. Oh, of you Tillies Yeah We're back tomorrow
Oh but it's not a video show
No
Because we didn't know
What was going to happen
With the soccer
Yeah we know
So we didn't want
Yeah so it's not going to be
So we really were like
We were so positive
That that was going to happen
So tomorrow
We're going to have to think
Of something to do on the show
Because we had a whole
Getting pumped up
For the Tillies World Cup
Final show planned
So we'll go back
To the drawing board But that's okay Let's keep that idea though because if something big
happens in sport in the next few years we can just roll out the like oh yeah shh oh it's time for the
uh samantha kerr challenge as we go into the basketball yeah we'd already named it before
got a bit specific uh but we'll see you tomorrow For a Friday Not a video show Just a normal show Love you Tilly
Proud of you girls
So proud of you
Amazing job
Love you bye
Bye