Toni and Ryan - We've Yucked Someone's Yum

Episode Date: February 24, 2025

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With the Fizz loyalty program, you get rewarded just for having a mobile plan. You know, for texting and stuff. And if you're not getting rewards like extra data and dollars off with your mobile plan, you're not with Fizz. Switch today. Conditions apply. Details at fizz.ca. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Arthur Tony Lodge. And who? Let's, and Mrs. Doubtfire is in the house as well. Let's call Katie who's

in Elmhurst. Where do we think Elmhurst is? UK. Is student their occupation or is that the country? Elmhurst comma student. I'm guessing North Carolina. Say'm guessing. Say a state in America. John. Hello. Katie. Katie, how you doing? Good, how you doing Tony and Ryan? We are very well.

Katie, whereabouts in the US are you? Because we have no idea where Elmhurst is. It is the suburb of Chicago. Oh, Chicago. I was nowhere near with North Carolina. Nah, well I guess John was the state. Yeah, Tony said, yeah that's a very strange... I just panicked. I couldn't think of any states.

Katie, will you approve today's podcast? I absolutely will. Sweet. This is Katie from Elmhurst near Chicago and I approved this podcast. What if there was a few fucking hash browns on the way? What if we uh, what if I treat my baby right and I treat my baby to some little nummies? Do you want to do so we have them made into this episode? Tony and Charles don't know this yet, but we're recording and this is the kind of chat I have to put up with every day. Oh sorry that you have to put up with me saying that I want to treat my

baby right. I live with a couple of, I work with a couple of feeders and yeah and I am a bit tired this morning and you know great night with the, um, Hey, a bit tired this morning. And that's great. Great night with the, uh, the little one. Great having a young family and Tony goes, Oh, would you get you a little hash brown? And I go, yeah. Which is the way to your heart. The way to my heart is with the hash browns.

Yeah. Why does stop your fucking heart? The way to my arteries is through oil and fat. And you know what? Take it. Yeah. Like, Oh, that'll be the end of you then end it. Yes. See ya. I'm going to go out with a fucking bang with 90 hash browns in my Oil and fat. And you know what? Take it. Yeah. Like- Oh, that'll be the end of you, then end it.

Yes, see ya. Bury me. I'm gonna go out with a fucking bang with 90 hash browns in my fucking veins. I want my casket to be full. So obviously my body goes in first and then top me up with hash browns. I would like my cholesterol to be so high

that it's in a textbook. That's how many hash browns I want. Yeah. Hey, Scoop Jon has, I've done some shit recently. I like Scoop Jon actually. I think it's a great introduction. On Friday, the biggest exclusive scoop that I've ever had in my career of scooping. Oh my God.

You've had some fucking good ones though. Did I tell you that when I was in the pool the other day, I had the scoop to get the leaves out and I said to my wife, Hey, look at scoop John, my wife Bridget. And I said, and I said, Oh, I've got a scoop, scoop John. And she goes more like fat man scoop. It was good from her, but you know, that, oh yeah. Cause I was in my little, cause I was in my little budgie smugglers and,

and apparently when I think I'm being very like a little mermaid going down and scooping them up, I actually don't look that, you know, like, it's not about how you look, it's about how you feel. And I feel great. There you go. And full of hash browns. I've had a big scoop. Friday, big exclusive scoop.

Friday video show. Video show. Really hooking us through. Yeah. Yeah. I like it. That's a big scoop. Hey, let's do these are top confessions.

Now this person works for one of the two big supermarkets in Australia. What are the big two supermarkets Tony? Schmalls and Shmulworths. They have literally said, I work for Shmulworths. That is so, I really, yeah. And have nailed the staff discounts. So this anonymous tarp. I need to hear, as an old Coles girl.

Well, tell me what Coles had on offer. Cause supermarkets are getting a bit out of hand. There's probably nothing, if you dig deep enough, a supermarket will do all sorts of shit. So this has cut me a little bit raw at the moment because, um, Charles and I both worked at Coles, um, pretty different times. So when I worked at Coles, we used to get like a 5% discount, um, as like an employee and it was more at Christmas, like for the month of December,

you could use the 10% once or something like that. Right. So if you had a big Christmas shop, you could use that. But like the 5% didn't run out, like it didn't expire or anything. There wasn't a maximum. You could just use it all the time, but you used to get two cards. So like, cause heaps of us were teenagers working there. You could like give the other one to your mom. So like when she was doing the food shopping kind of thing. Or I guess if you like, cause you could use it at like Lickaland and everything. But it also encouraged you to only spend your money at like, It's building that loyalty. Yeah, because you, and then it's

just becomes a habit. So now even when you don't work there, you kind of go, Oh no, cause that, like it really, they get you, but you also used to get a mean fucking discount on like Cole's car insurance and home insurance and stuff like that. Like, I think you can get a phone plan through them if you try hard enough now. Yeah. All that's like, you could really, I mean, I'm very excited to hear what this tapra has done, but you can really fuck and do yourself some damage.

We at Schmulworth's get 5% off and then an extra 5% off the Woolworth branded stuff and they've got Schmulworth X, which is their online thing, which is like their version of Amazon sort of. Oh. And that gets three times the amount of everyday rewards points. That's fucking good. Cause with every everyday reward point,

every two reward points, you get one frequent flyer. If you lock that in properly. I got my insurance through them using the staff discount. Plus the money I did spend, I got triple the points. And anyone with insurance then has the ability to cash those points into gift cards. So you're getting cash right back.

You're getting cash. So you can do frequent flyers. This person has done them into gift cards. In the last five years, I've been really diligent and I've cashed it all up, got my points, right. Save heaps of money. Guess how much money she has in gift cards to anywhere of Schmulworth, which includes big dubs by the way. Big W that oh, fuck. good um a thousand dollars? 15 thousand dollars worth of gift cards and she said if I spend them because of the

discounts I actually get 16 500 dollars worth of stuff. stuff. She's like, it's not illegal, but it feels illegal because I'm cashing in. Some people are just letting that money roll right by. Yep. $16,000. Are we worth slinging used cars? Literally, yeah. Can you get a little five year old Yaris for that? Holy shit. Yeah. How good is that? I was reading them. I was so impressed. Are you sure this is a confession and not the scoop John you were talking about because that is incredible.

You're right. I think that might be bigger than the Friday exclusive, which I've, I've got to get my timing and delivery right. Yeah. Yeah. Don't put those next to each other. I've buried the lead. Yeah.

Yeah. That is the most amazing thing I've ever heard in my life. Some people are so good with that stuff, eh? So good. I'm just so lazy. Yeah. I mean, I would- Or I just forget.

I love planning shit and coming up with a scheme. It's the doing it for me. Yeah. So I'm like, oh yeah, I'll do this and I'll do that and I'll do that. The amount of workout plans I've come up with and on Tuesdays I'll do that. But you know, you don't go, you don't do it. No. And so like, I would love to plan this. I wouldn't do it though.

Yeah. She's done it. This isn't a plan. She has the cards. And now reaping the rewards. What did you, how long did you say that she's been doing this for? Five years. Five years and a return of $15,000, but 16,000 if she spent it with the discount or whatever. That is amazing return. That is huge.

Like there's no other like investments you could do for five years that then returns like that. Incredible. Incredible. Incredible. Well done. You know what? Oh, Tony hates clapping on a podcast.

I hate it. That is amazing. All right. God, make sure we're on her fucking Christmas list. She spent all that money at Big W. You know, Big W sell the best shit. They, you can buy a Tony's book from Big W. You can?

Yeah. But they also have like a camping section and like an outdoor plant section and like a fucking beach section and like a beach section. Like this is not a big W ad, but it is. Get the fuck in there. Big W is unreal. And also now that Kmart, I'm a Kmart girly through and through.

I love Kmart. They've got a great craft section. Now that Target and Kmart both sell the Anko brand, all the stuff's the same. They are the same thing. Big Dub is the only one that's like swinging different shit. Yeah. So have you seen that I've been making Mabel little baby chinos? Yes.

So you've sent me quite a few videos as very key. At Big W you can buy a little baby coffee machine, like a pretend one for. That's cute for her little kitchen. Yeah. And we got her a little, cause she sees mum vacuuming and goes, Oh, I want to join in. So we got a little from big W, a little kids Dyson, and then you press it. And it just, the little, uh, like, like, yeah, there's like beads in it. Yeah. It's the cutest. Yeah. Big dubs, mate. Get in there.

Honestly. And they have like a pet section and then they also have like hair stuff and beauty stuff. This is not an ad, but honestly, like I reckon it's better than a Walmart. A big W. It's on the record now. I've only been to the one in Lafayette. Lafayette. In which state? Indianapolis.

Yep. Close? Sort of. Indiana. Deanna. Yeah. We stayed the night before in Indianapolis. Who's Deanna?

Sorry. Disgusting confession. Indiana. Indiana. Yeah. We stayed the night before in the Miracles. Sorry. Disgusting confession. We're going from the high of that to the lowest of lows. Yeah. Okay. My boyfriend clips his nails and eats them. I am fully supportive.

Oh. And now when I clip my fingers or toes, I leave the clipping in a little pot on the bench as an offering to him to consume. What you've just said is worse than ****. I think we need to beat everything you just said because that is the most fucking foul fucking thing I've ever fucking heard in my fucking life. I actually, I'm closing my laptop. I'm fucking out.

That's fucked. And I'm disgusting. You are disgusting. I'm disgusting. You've done some gross shit. I know, I know, but that's fucked up. That's, you know what? I'm actually offended by that. That is, that's too far.

We finally found the line. We're well past the line. Do you remember when you were speaking to Tony Karen Lodge for a day? Oh, and I Karened up about like the stuff in there. There was like a service station that did something to someone and I fucking went hard. This is just the, should I keep reading? What I will say is that, you know, when you like, you break a nail or something and you have to

like get the little like, if it's like getting caught on your clothes or whatever, and you have to like get the little like bit that's if it's like getting caught on on your clothes or whatever and you've got to kind of like whatever. I like I'm not saying that ew I would never bite my nails. I don't bite them for like as a habit. Yeah. But I would not swallow a toenail. That is crazy. What about someone else's? And I certainly, not only would I not swallow someone else's, and I, and there's not a lot I won't swallow. She's on the record as a swallow. I am. And wouldn't you know about big boy?

I would. Yeah. Didn't. Oh, don't be cute. Don't show up in front of your friends. Okay, so I know everyone's watching. Not only am I a swallower. And a disgusting bitch.

And a disgusting slut. Not only would I not swallow my own toenails or somebody else's, I would not let someone swallow mine. We all need to be self-aware and I don't have nice feet and that's actually fine. That is fine. Like I'm not in the business of like selling feet pics. Unfortunately I hear it's very ludicrous. No, lucrative.

One was judgmental and one was excited. And one featured on a Justin Bieber song. Luda! I could not ever let somebody put anything from the bottom, my ankle below into their mouth. Our confessor says, I'm sorry, Tony. I can hear her gagging as I type this. Luckily I didn't have a bad reaction. Sometimes if he wants some, he'll offer me the clippers as like a hint. God you need to clip the nail sweetie, there you go. Okay, all right, I'm really realizing I need to shift gears here. I'm not yucking anyone's yuck.

It sounds like you have been. But. It's not for you. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Would you believe it doesn't end there?

Call the fucking police. So she's supportive of him. We just went from the lady that earned all that money. I should have done them in the other order. All that money. So she's supportive of him, not only that he likes it, but like, hey, if you want some money, I'll leave them on the bench there and just use the little offering. And she said, it makes me feel better about my gross thing that he supports me because we support each other.

That's sweet. For those playing along at home, Tony has removed her glasses and is in the, I fucking hate it here, position with the hands above her eyes. I cannot rub my eyes hard enough. I know. Take a second. You're in a safe space. Can I sip my coffee? Have a little sip please. After I say this. We might not be able to consume anything.

Well, I've got a pile of toenails here for you. I like you go to send a nude, but it's just the pile of toenails instead of like picture of your pores. I reckon this guy might not. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. I like to eat my own pimples, but only the waxy ones. I'm not a gross bitch. Oh no, I don't know about that. Cancel the hashbrowns. What do you mean? We have never, we have never told another soul.

Oh, I would have left it like that. Confessions is off. I can't do that. That's fucked. What do you mean? That was, we can't cancel it because next week I've got a $900,000 prank for a cup of tea gone wrong, which is one of the great headlines you'll read. Um, so after that we can get it. Okay.

Yep. No, I'll yep. Content first. Um, okay. I'm going to regret this maybe. What does that mean? No, I don't know either. Like squeeze it and then,

No, just stop. But she's saying it's not like the juicy ones, it's just the waxy ones. What is it? UGH! UGH! I think something actually just came out of her mouth then. Which as an avid swallower is rare.

HAHA! HAHA! HAHA! What is... What is a waxy... UGH! HAHA! What is a waxy...

I don't know. No, I can't. I'm done. No, no, no. See ya. This is Sadie from Alhurs, and you're listening to Noni and Ryan. What was that? I don't know. No, I can't. I'm done. No, no, no. See ya. This is Sadie from Alhurt and you're listening to Lony and Ryan.

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This is tough. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tuppers. Bell Marie. Good on you, Bell. You might be reading the name of the confessor and you might- I know. That thought just went through my mind. Let's read them as if they are that person.

Bell Marie. Oh, you gross bitch, Belle. Lauren Geyer. Grow up, Lauren. Teresa Lang. Teresa Tree, you gross bitch, Belle. Lauren Geyer. Grow up, Lauren. Theresa Lang. Theresa Tree, you stupid. Luke Fortier, Chelsea Scott, Bonnie and Tyler Stapleton. You'll disgust me. No, sorry.

You know what? This is, you've, this is, we'll now do a nice one. Let's do a silly one. Belle Marie. Love you, Belle. Love you, Belle. Lauren Geyer. Oh my God.

Love you, Lauren. Did Bell. Lauren Geyer. Oh my God. Love you Lauren. Did Ryan Fingney on a plane? Theresa Lang. Love you Theresa. Luke Fortier. Chelsea Scott.

Bonnie and Tyler Stapleton. Wow. Just a few legends. Also having Bonnie and Tyler next to each other is a bit fun. That is fun. Totally clips of the fart. Sorry. I just blacked out then. I don't know what happened.

Yeah, I don't think any of us do, but I like it. Oh my God, speaking of me blacking out, something terrible's happened. So Torbs and I, we were at a cafe on the weekend and we were like, it's Saturday morning and like, it was raining. And I was like, oh my God morning and like, it was raining. And I was like, oh my God, we can put a jumper on and like got, you know, how nice that feels after like a really long hot time. So it's just been, it was just been like such a nice cool change.

And I was like, Oh, you know what we should do? Pop it like cozy knitted jumper on, go down to the cafe, have some nice, yummy breakfast and just like kind of sit there for a bit. Yeah. And you know when, you know, when sometimes you're going out for breakfast and you know that you haven't like brekkie in a coffee and then like heading off, but sometimes you do want a second coffee or- I'll tell you what I miss.

One of life's great pleasures, I feel. The second coffee is... I'll tell you what I miss. One of life's great pleasures, I feel. The second coffee is great. Yeah. Now, whether this is at home or a cafe, and this is going to age us terribly. Great. But getting the newspaper out and just, you know, opening it right up across the table. Cause you know, you can just have a flick through, have another coffee. All good.

I got no place to be. I will read a whole eight page insert about Chemist Warehouse specials. I will go to the travel section and never traveled to any of those places, but they're beautiful photography. And just sit down and just having, and it's like you're taking up the whole table. I don't think I've ever really experienced that. Like I've never been really a newspaper person. Yeah, because you were born this decade, century.

No, well my parents would read the paper every morning. Like we'd do the paper delivery to our front yard and whatever. What about this, Tony? Yeah. Out the back on that beautiful dining, outdoor dining table that a lovely friend gave to you for free because he loves you and he cares about you and he's very generous. And then the nice chairs that I copied the same person because he has immaculate style. They don't have a showroom.

So I was like, I've sat in those. That friend will come around, organize your coffee, maybe bring. My friend's coming over. Yeah. And then maybe, maybe a couple of magazines. Cause the table's big and you can spread right out. So you got a coffee there and orange juice, some cold water, a few magazines, because the table's big and you can spread right out. You got a coffee there and orange juice, some cold water, a few magazines, maybe a little newspaper.

They're just to catch up on the news, you know, interest rates down. How much are we going to sell? Yeah. You know, and like all that stuff and just, you can really, and I go, Oh, what time do you need to finish up? And you go, Hmm. I don't. You've missed the key ticket here.

It's not newspapers or magazines. Catalogues. Yeah. Five good bits of junk mail. or magazines, catalogs. Yeah. Five good bits of junk mail. Fuck. See you tomorrow. Yep. She's done for the day.

I'm done. Um, and you know, and you go, you know what? I will do that second coffee. Yeah. And so second coffee is the signal that I am a lady of leisure today. I've just got nothing but time. Yeah. And you can, we were sitting in the window.

We can hear the rain coming in and I was like, this is going to be perfect. So we waddled down to our, our favorite local one that we like, we always go there. Huh? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. At Jackson Dodds. Okay. Cool. They're awesome. Yeah. We got, we go there literally all the time. Yeah.

And, um, we cut, we're sitting in the window and it's beautiful as a few other people having food. Um, and our breakfast comes over and we're just real slowly eating and we're f*****g chat, having a chat. And it was just so like literally perfect. And I, when we sat down, I went, oh yeah, I'll get like a ice dirty chai. Cause like, nummies. When you described your day before, I was almost about to say, this sounds like a chai day. It was.

Fuck. And I did an iced one cause I was like, yummy. Iced dirty chai. Who is she? So good. And so I had that as like my breakfast kind of came out and then halfway through my breakfast, I finished my coffee. Yeah. Right. And someone came over and they took the glasses away and they were like,

do you want anything else? And we were like, no, no, no, we're fine at the moment. Yep. We keep eating. And then I was like, oh, you wouldn't go another one. You wouldn't do a second one, would you? And Torbz goes, you want a flatty? Change to hot, have a flatty? Oh, changed her heart. Have a flat white. Yeah. No, the contrast.

Yeah. And you know why I like a flatty? I love the little cups. That little cups. Yeah. I just love it. It's so, and you just, don't you just feel like a literal supermodel? This is an enormous cup that I'm holding, but like, oh, just a tiny flat white for a

tiny lovely woman. Yeah. A tiny little woman having a tiny little flatty white. And I was like my back, I was sitting on the bench seat, of course. So I was facing back into the cafe, but Torbz was facing me out into the street. And so he's like, oh, you wouldn't got a flatty would you? And I was like, I fucking would. That sounds good. We kind of keep eating. We're like, we'll get someone to come over if they want. Uh, if they walk past, we'll be like, oh, you know, um, I put a bit of my fork into my mouth and it has a little bit of sourdough,

a little bit of scrambled egg, a little bit of hash brown, a little bit of mushroom. I've gone the full works and I'm like, and you know, when you, the Royal Samplo and you get a little bit of everything, fuck you've planned that well. I, and I did. Yeah. I like to be meticulous at high eight, but you know, when you, you fork it and you go, that's a big one. Yeah.

You look at it and go, and you go, fuck, you wouldn't watch it. Yeah. I did. Yeah. As the waiter is kind of like walking over to help someone else. And I went without even, I'm just, I've got the flat E mind. And I go,

cause obviously you can do the hand up, like the, oh, with the mouth, like you don't need to say anything. But then obviously he didn't know that I wanted a flat Y. So someone's gone like, hmm, with a hand up and they've come over and gone, ma'am, can I help you? How can I help you, Tone?

Like all good? And I go, oh, oh, waiter and then to Torbz, then back and forth and went, like, as if to say, like, you two talk to each other. Like, as if, you know, when you go, you got like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I called him over. I go, you guys sort this out. And I was like, I'm so sorry. I've got a mouthful of food.

Did Torps come and save you? He did. He goes, oh, sorry, can we get two flat whites? I go, I'm so sorry. And me then doing that was just- Can I give you an example of what you've just done, but just a bit more direct? Yeah, sure.

Hey, Tony, can you come over here? Fuck you. I know. Cause I've asked him to come over here? Fuck you. I know. Because I've asked him to come over and then gone, well, I've actually got my mouth full, so how do you? I'm actually eating at the moment, you rude fucking asshole. I hate it when you interrupt me.

And like, I've decided that I'm taking control of this moment and like, how desperately does this slut need a flat white? Just wait, you bitch. Just wait, you bitch. Just wait, you bitch. Why don't you finish that mouthful before you start fucking shushing and waving me over? And he- You didn't click.

No, I would never, I would never. Except for that one time I clicked while I was telling a story and a waiter came over and I was like, can you fuck off? And I was like, oh my God, he thinks I've clicked at him. That was at Marion Wine Bar in Carlton, for anyone playing along. It's like a really nice restaurant.

I was there with Flex Mommy and I was in the zone and we were just fucking. And Flex was like, she's that Tony knows how to hustle a restaurant up. She's like, Oh my God, babe. How'd you get his attention? I was like, I didn't even mean to. Yeah, I was just in the zone. I was clicking at you.

I was like, you know. Someone mentioned cheese and I started dancing. And I started going, I didn't even mean to. I was just clicking at you. I was like, you know, someone mentioned cheese and I started dancing and I started going, well, anyway. And so this guy comes over and I was like, I'm, I'm so sorry. Like then, cause when he brought the coffees back over, I was like, bro, did it taste the library? Like someone had spat on it? They definitely had.

Surely. And I was like, bro, I'm so sorry. I'd just taken a mouthful and you know, I was so excited about getting a coffee. He's like, oh good. Like I totally get it. There was a tinge of not getting it. He didn't get it. Oh, he got it. He didn't like it. Yeah, totally. Yeah. But just being like, oh, you two figure this out. As if they were both my assistants. And I was like, you guys figure this out amongst yourself. I'm just going to keep eating my beautiful sweater. The population of planet earth.

Fuck off. I just said, I've had enough of what you're saying and I haven't even heard it yet. Seven billion assistance to the main character of earth. Tony Lodge. We are just here to serve and provide. Good. You know what? And they're doing their job.

I'm glad that finally people have recognized their vocation and that they know what they need to be doing for me. Did you know that, this is my love to see it by the way, Tapa Jason. Hi Jason. Is in the SWAT team in Texas. Oh, what? Yeah. SWAT?

Yeah. Sorry. So last week they got called out to a sting and a man had stolen a bunch of French bulldogs. Have you seen this post? No, I haven't. But just then when you said they got called out to a sting, I was like, a bee sting? A police concert? No, but because they're the police.

We tracked down the thieves. We tracked down the thieves and saved, they weren't all, they were most the French bulldogs. But then at the end of the sting, because like, I think the place they were stolen from also like maybe wasn't the most legit place. Yeah. So that puppy milk, that backyard breeding. So I've sent you a text message. This is Jason and he's adopted one of the little puppies. That's a Tapa Jason after the sting.

So he's got his hard hat on. He's in his gear. He's in like the truck. See all those like- He looks so happy. Yeah. Oh my God, that little dog is so fucking great. So two best friends.

And that's in the, you love to see it thread in the Tony and Ryan Facebook group. So if you want to share a story or a photo, pop it in there and you can see that picture as well, because it doesn't, like, what a good dude. Look at, even if he wasn't holding a dog and I didn't tell that story, wouldn't you just look at that guy's face and go, what a good- What a great- What a great-

Oh, don't overdo it. Don't overdo it. What a good person. He looks like such a wonderful human. Yep. And so that's my life scene. I really did make my day saying that. So thank you for sharing, um, Constable underground detective undercover swap team, man. Sorry if we weren't supposed to use your name. Yeah. Or say the state you work in.

Um, Kristen Shriner posted this in our Facebook group. Um, and I just loved to see it. It made me really laugh. It's a, it's a fucking quick game is a good game. Um, Kristen said that her daughter called Tata Tots, which for us is potato Jen. And I just love to say it made me really laugh. It's a fucking quick game is a good game. Kristen said that her daughter called Tater Tots, which for us is potato gems. Titty Tots.

And that just made me laugh so much. She calls them Titty Tots. Yeah. I like it. Like instead of being like, can we have the Tater Tots? She's like, can we get the Titty Tots? And like the mum's like. Then Tony comes around the corner and she's like swinging them.

I've got patience. I just thought that was so funny. That is cute. Because you know when like, and then you just end up calling stuff that. Yeah. Because your kid says it once and then you go, yep, that'll do like. Well, Mabel doesn't know that her name's Mabel. She thinks her name's Mamu. And I'm like, do we try and correct that?

Or do we just enjoy that our daughter is an idiot? And it's so cute when you say Mamu to her and she's like me. Yeah. Yeah. Because she's Mario. It's a me. It's a me. Mamu. Yeah. And so I guess what I'm saying is if that's what she calls it, then just lean in and enjoy it because how fucking hilarious.

I love it. Hey, tomorrow on the show. Ooh, this is like a bit scared. What? What are you hiding from your partner? But funny. But funny. Yeah. I think I forgot to put the but funny bit on the. Oh, good. Hang on. Let me just check. That's not funny. That's not funny. That's pretty funny. You wrote it.

And that is- Sorry, someone's coming up the stairs. Oh, do you reckon it's from... Okay, anyway, see you tomorrow. We got a delivery. See you tomorrow, everyone. Love you, bye. Oh my God, that was so scary.

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