Toni and Ryan - When Toni Almost Got Married
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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author Tony Lodge.
We're about to call Cairns, Australia. Beautiful and warm.
Cairns.
The great barrier reef. Is that?
Oh, mate, don't talk to me about geometry.
Yeah, okay. Let's call Molly.
The Molster. I was supposed to be called Molly.
Were you?
Yeah, because my grandma's called Molly and my mom loved it, but my dad hated it.
And so that is Molly. Oh my God it but my dad hated it. And so that's why.
Molly!
Oh, my God, hi.
Hi, Molly.
Now, Tony feels a bit on edge for two reasons.
One, she was potentially going to be called Molly and second of all.
With an IE though, Molly, so a bit different.
But I'm a wife, don't tell.
No, that's okay.
It keeps us separate, you know.
And also, Tony has a Frenchie and is a Harry Potter fan,
which I believe is your personality, so she feels very threatened.
Yeah.
Wow.
I believe I'm a poor man's Tony.
Oh, thanks for saying that you're the poor man's version.
You must be really low down because I'm also the poor man's version.
Why are you the poor version?
Heavily tattooed.
Heavily tattooed. Harry Potter nerd, former emo child, French bulldog.
Working radio.
Working radio.
Working radio.
We are the same person.
Molly, can I just tell you something awesome, though,
that you're about to start a podcast
and you're going to not be the poor version anymore.
If you're just me from the past, you know, great things are coming.
Well, I know what to look forward to.
Yes.
Give me my Audi.
You don't have an 0408 number, though,
so that's a bit of a blight on your character.
That's okay.
That's why she's the poor man's version.
Is that why you're the poor man's version?
Yeah.
You'll get there one day, you poor 0401 bitch.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Give up now, Mol, I reckon.
All right.
I'm done.
I'm out.
Sorry, guys. But, Molly, with a Y, will you approve today's podcast? now, I reckon. I'm done. I'm out. Sorry guys.
But Molly with a Y,
will you approve today's podcast?
Absolutely.
I will.
Yay.
Hey,
it's Molly from Cairns and I approve this podcast.
All right, welcome.
If you're listening on the podcast or watching on YouTube,
excellent to have you in today.
Hello, happy Friday.
And a bit of a cute episode coming up.
Cute.
Because later on we're all going to have a moment to think about our childhood crush.
Oh.
I'm talking like primary school.
I think there's already someone coming to mind.
Kind of.
A few faces, yeah.
So I've got something to consider about our childhood crush.
So it'll actually be real cute, so we'll do that soon.
Oh, okay, cute.
But first, now this sounds grim at first, but it's not grim.
It's great, but it's a rough start.
Is it a little bit spooky because Friday the 13th is like Halloween?
I reckon maybe.
Spook town.
Tony.
Yes.
You listening, you watching.
When your time is up on this planet buried or cremated
um it's a great question i think we've kind of talked about a little bit before i think i'd
rather be cremated same um because i like the idea of like if you buried a little bit but like
kept a little bit you know how you can kind of split the ashes up a little bit?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
So like you can.
I thought you meant they're going to like burn half of you
and bury the half.
Sorry.
Sorry.
No, that's not what I.
That's too spooky.
No, not okay.
It's Friday the 13th.
Yeah, that's what I meant.
Yeah, too spooky.
But, yeah, you know how you can kind of like bury some
but then like keep a little bit.
Like if Torbs wanted a keepsake or, you know, whatever,
I think that's kind of like a nice option.
I'm just paranoid of being buried alive.
So I feel like being cremated just takes that option off the table.
Yeah, but you really want to make sure that you'd like definitely do it.
I'd rather be burned to death and then wake up in the coffin
and be like.
Hello.
Yeah, no, that's so freaky. I mean, I don't think that really happens these days anymore. How would you know? then wake up in the coffin and be like, hello.
Yeah, no, that's so freaky.
I mean, I don't think that really happens these days anymore. How would you know?
But, yeah, you don't hear about it, do you?
Well, no, because we're too far down.
Alternative news.
So a tarpa, a Tony and Ryan listener, unfortunately lost their cousin
earlier this year, which sucks.
That's awful.
We aren't sorry.
That sucks.
That fucking sucks. That's awful. We aren't sorry. That sucks. That fucking sucks.
I didn't know there was an unprecedented third option
when you die other than cremated or buried.
Well, we've talked about the Viking funeral before, haven't we?
The tarpa says, when they were cleaning my cousin's room,
they found a bunch of fireworks and figured,
oh, he must be really into
fireworks and i kid you not my family decided to put his ashes into fireworks and shoot him into
the fucking sky so um the tarpa didn't know her cousin that well yeah um but it was like i didn't
think he was like a like they just found fireworks
one day i'm like oh i guess he's into that not when they're cleaning out his stuff oh so the
cousin didn't actually say can you please put me into the fireworks they cleaned out his room and
found fireworks went oh he must like that um he went out with a big fucking bang i didn't know
my cousin that well.
And I also don't know the laws of fireworks in New South Wales or that well either.
But does anyone else not find this a little bit fucking crazy?
It feels, it feels extreme to not know whether that's what they want.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, I think if I'd said like, I want that and that you then honored my wish, that's fine.
But to go oh fireworks oh okay
like if you went through my room then what are you like oh she wants to go out in a
sex toy i don't know oh my god we found a sex toy so we're just gonna vibrate her into the next
dimension or like what you go into my house and i have, you know, oh, she had a whole drawer full of socks.
We'll just fucking turn her into a sock.
Like I don't think that you can just base people's wishes
on what is in their home.
Oh, there was some off milk in the fridge.
I guess we'll just like curdle her, leave her out in the sun.
Like what the fuck?
The firework thing I think I've seen online before.
I didn't know if it was actually true or not.
So I've done some digging and there is a company that is like a guy
that was into pyrotechnics.
Yeah.
And now it's like a business and it's all around Australia
and they'll come to your place and they'll blow you to the fucking sky.
And I think that's quite cool if that's what you want.
It's a big if.
It's a really big assumption, isn't are we do we have the confidence to say
you know how the number one rule of life is never assume someone is pregnant unless you can
physically see the baby coming out of them just like even then maybe just shut the fuck up help
yeah don't i saw you pregnant it's. Yeah, she's fucking crowning.
I think I'm happy to say the number two rule of life is- Don't assume.
Don't assume someone wants their ashes shot into the sky in fireworks-
And blown up.
Unless they ask, specifically ask for it.
Yeah, someone's had to have written that down.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And not just like-
Or he mentioned it once.
Be like,
you know, it would be sick.
Yeah, they need to have written it down during daylight.
Yes.
Sober.
Of sound mind and I've written this into a will or like a, you know,
a wish list or something.
The tarpa says, she's sort of like, oh, I went for, you know,
to support the family because like my mum knew their parents,
but she's like, I don't actually know this guy that well,
but, you know, I went out of respect of course she goes is this not the
most bogan way to send someone off like it's got a bit of carnival yeehaw kind of craziness about
it i'm fucking natalie imbruglia yeah because there's part of me that's a bit like oh is that
a bit shit but then the other part of me is like how fun that then it's like it's bright it's
colorful everyone's together at night so you can like go and have dinner have a bev after or Like how fun that then it's like it's bright, it's colourful,
everyone's together at night so you can like go and have dinner
or have a bev after or something.
Like I actually don't hate it.
Well, fireworks are fun.
Fireworks are fun.
I love fireworks.
Like and it's a bit of like it's a bit of an event, a bit different.
I actually I hate it less than I think i should so all right imagine this there's some
by the end of this podcast we could be pro fireworks um but like we're standing there
and then you're looking up to the sky and you go oh that's gary like and you go there
like there he goes yeah are you smiling are you that's beautiful? Are you sad and crying?
My opinion on fireworks is like.
Is there a spit roast?
You've seen them once, you've seen them all.
They're the French bulldogs of entertainment.
But do you not like.
If you didn't listen to yesterday's episode,
you won't understand that, but go back and listen if you want um but that is really funny um
but you know what i mean like it wasn't like you go to the royal show yep or whatever and they do
fireworks display every night yeah and it's like it's beautiful but you kind of go like oh well
they they fucking they drag on don't they like sometimes you go to a fireworks display and it's
like 15 minutes and you're like, oh, it's beautiful.
Give me four minutes.
And this is for many things in life.
No, I actually love what you're about to say.
Give me four minutes and give it to me good.
Yeah.
And then fuck off.
Get out.
Let me have a shower.
Finish up.
See you later.
Have a shower.
Make a cup of tea.
I just think that, like, they drag on a little bit.
They do drag on.
However, I think that this is actually quite fun,
and I hate that I don't hate it.
I think that, like, it's just a nice spin, isn't it?
Because in the last year or so, you have been, I'd say,
not experimenting but embracing colour.
Experimenting.
You've been embracing colour.
I'm not wearing any colour at the moment.
Yeah, which is really hurting my argument.
But in the last year or so, you've gone from just like black jeans,
black shirt to a bit of colour.
Well, actually, yeah, I guess I'm wearing something I would never
have normally worn.
Never.
Is the next step in your transition to a colourful person committing
to the fireworks?
Well, do you know what I think as well is because the fireworks isn't
instead of a funeral.
It would be both, right?
It's a part of it, yeah.
Well, because you would do the funeral, obviously,
because then you get cremated after that.
No, I appreciate you get cremated before that, don't you? I think you can do the funeral obviously because then like you get cremated like after that um i think you can do either so like with my mom god rest her soul it was like her
sorry i wasn't really ready to say the word body just then yeah but her you ready to say the word
firework she was there dynamite stick and then after that she was cremated and then we got to go
and pick her up like privately.
So I'm kind of like because I like the idea of the funeral
and the speeches and the food and the activity and whatever.
And then it's kind of like, oh, then a week later do you kind
of do the firework and that's a bit nice?
That does sound nice.
It's like a different event.
Because in my mind it was the funeral and you say nice things
and then you all walk outside.
That is nice though, isn't it?
But can you imagine I'm going to say something
and I hope that we all kind of go, oh, fireworks at a wedding.
That's a no from me.
Like absolutely not.
No.
So why is that so different?
Well, what's in the fireworks at a wedding if not a dead family member?
Yeah.
And that just means nothing.
You're throwing money away.
Hey, it's Molly from Cairns and you're listening to Tony and Ryan.
A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon.
Thank you very much for being part of it.
It's such a pleasure to have you.
We can't do this without you.
Renee, good on you, Renee.
Nurse Erin, Jackie Rogers, Craig Brown, Empress909.
I'm impressed by that. And Moesha van der Piekenhuizen.
Van der Piekenhuizen. Yeah. And isn't that just the truth? I've always by that. And Moesha van der Piekenhuizen. Van der Piekenhuizen.
Yeah.
And isn't that just the truth?
I've always said that.
I was just having a van der Piekenhuizen at you.
At my Beaverhausen.
Sorry.
Tony Lodge, true or false?
Did you just go to a website and check prices on fireworks, ashes, and go,
I actually don't hate this for me?
It's true.
I did.
They don't have any prices.
It's up to how many bursts you want or how long.
So it says from a few bursts to a three to seven minute firework display.
And the cost is dependent on like what you want.
But you get to pick the colors, the music and the location.
What song would you choose?
It's fireworks.
You kind of want it to be.
Pump it a little bit.
I won't put you on the spot because that's an important question.
That is a huge question.
But I would love for you to come back and I'd love a little update.
I feel like Torn by Natalie Imbruglia feels like very me,
but it's like maybe we could get like a.
Or you're not sure about it.
Because did you know that's a.
I'm torn.
Maybe. Because did you know that T a- I'm torn. Maybe-
Because did you know that Torn is a cover?
Yeah, I did know.
But maybe I could get like a DJ friend.
Oh, Sophie knows 360.
Maybe 360 could do like a remix of Torn and like pump it up a little bit.
You know how you did the music for Mix Wedding?
Yes, I did do the-
Could you use the cut for that?
No, unfortunately.
Gay Wedding, Tony Funeral, kind of a different mix.
Yeah, but also they didn't have torn.
So instantly.
How's their marriage going?
They're great.
Still together.
Yeah.
They haven't torn.
No, I thought if it hasn't gone well, it's probably because of their poor music.
No, the music was fantastic and I cut it all and it was amazing.
I know I've talked about death, but now we get to talk about something fun let's move on okay we're pro death what's the
opposite of death in terms of events i think that notice the opposite of a funeral is a wedding
yes a hundred percent we are best friends like a hundred percent it's the coming together and
the new birth of a family kind of thing.
That's beautiful.
But yeah, the opposite of a funeral is a wedding, 100%.
We'll get to wedding chat in a second.
Okay.
Tony, did you were young, when you were young,
and you watching, you listening, have a childhood crush?
100%.
And this is even more specific.
And I think if we're being honest, we might all say yes.
And this is when like probably primary school,
like early primary school.
I reckon everyone had like a teacher that they just kind of like
warmed to a little bit more.
Did they?
Yeah. Do you have one
did you
did you have a crush on a teacher when you were in primary school
Tony Lodge
I did yeah
I've heard this story about a cute little girl
who had a crush on a teacher and then she realised that that teacher
was about to get married
now Tony
hypothetically if you heard this
should I book the firework guy now?
Hypothetically-
Hypothetically.
Would you just go as a six-year-old,
oh, I guess I don't get to marry him, all good?
Or would you like, you know, turn up to the wedding
and try and steal him?
What would you do, do you reckon?
I don't know.
I know which one sounds crazy and I know which one happens.
So my very, very favourite teacher, Mr Boric.
Mr Boric, who I've heard about before.
I've talked about him before.
I think he's in my book as well.
He was such a great teacher.
He made me feel like so seen and heard and he was just I ended
up having him like three years in a row.
That's right.
So I got to know him really well.
He knew my mum and dad and like because all my brothers
and sisters.
Did you love him?
I loved him.
I just because my brothers and sisters are so much older than me.
So, like, I hung out with, like, old people.
Yeah.
But I was like, I grew up with, like, all my friends,
all my sisters and their older friends and stuff.
So, Mr. Borich just felt like part of the family.
Right.
And, like, yeah, he got along with my family really well.
I think he came around for dinner and stuff.
Like, my, he got along with my family really well. I think he came around for dinner and stuff. Like my parents knew him.
So when you found out he was getting married to another woman,
how did that make you feel?
Well, I just was like, oh.
Did it make you feel like turning up to the wedding
and trying to steal him away?
I mean, that sounds like quite severe.
Yeah, it does, doesn't it?
It does sound pretty severe for a six-year-old to turn up
to her teacher's wedding.
I, yeah.
Were you invited or did you just turn up?
We were invited to the ceremony, not to the reception.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I went to his reception. Yeah. Yeah.
And I went to his wedding.
Yeah, okay.
Thinking that. That's the craziest thing that's going to happen in this story, isn't it?
Surely it couldn't get any crazier than that.
Wouldn't have thought so.
It's so weird.
Did you put on a nice dress?
What'd you wear?
What did six-year-old Tony wear to Mr. Burrage's wedding?
And I'll ask you to tell the truth because I've got a photo.
What did you wear?
Well, what any bride would wear to a wedding.
I wore a wedding dress.
I'm holding up a photo of Tony in a wedding dress on that day.
My hair's all done and everything.
Which was photos found by Libby, Tony's sister.
Yeah.
Now, where did this wedding dress come from?
Did Georgie Young-Katua whip this up?
Did you have it ready to go?
I actually, so.
You asked mum to go get you a wedding dress because I'm going to marry Mr.
Burrage on the weekend, maybe try and steal his bride,
make a bit of a scene at the wedding.
I just thought the main character in me was like, he's going to realise.
So I actually.
He's going to see the bride walk down the aisle,
then he's going to see Tony and go, what am I doing?
What am I doing?
My favourite student, I was such a little teacher's pet that I was like, oh, my God,
we could hang out and talk about English all the time.
I'm so good at my times tables.
How impressive.
Obviously now it was so innocent.
Let me just be very clear about that.
You weren't there to try and break up the marriage?
Okay, no, that part's not innocent.
That was nefarious for sure.
Yeah.
So my sister said to me the other day, Libby, she goes like,
oh, do you remember you went to Mr. Borridge's wedding?
And I was like, oh, yeah, like what a beautiful day,
like so lucky to have been invited.
That was so fun.
Mum drove me there and everything.
And this photo has been like done at like an actual fucking
photo developer place.
She goes, yeah, do you remember what you
were wearing i was like oh nah i had this like blue dress that i really loved and it had like a
it was like a deep v no it was like a singlet dress underneath but over the top it had this
like netted dress that was like floral and it was like my favorite dress it was from pumpkin patch
and i wore it to all fancy events i was was like, I probably wore that dress from Pumpkin Patch
and Libby just like threw up and was like,
you wore a motherfucking wedding dress to that.
And I was like, where did that come from?
She was like, I don't know.
I don't know if I think it, I really don't know.
Describe to me.
Because there's no way I had that.
No.
Like this has been purchased for the date.
Why didn't my mum tell me no?
I think that about a lot of things.
At what point is like being supportive like the wrong choice?
Yeah.
Like.
Yeah, some kids I didn't play sport and lose as a child and it shows.
So, Tony, main character Tony.
Yeah.
Run me through the hollywood
version of like because there was a part of you that morning that woke up and went today could
be the day today's it like if everything pans out like i could be married to mr borich by the end
of today yeah run me through the hollywood version of how that would have played out
i mean obviously that is not okay.
In the mind of the person.
But in the mind of me, I'm thinking that I'm going to rock up there
and he's going to see me and be like, oh, my gosh,
you were an option this whole time.
Like you're the one I'm meant to be with.
Yeah.
And, like, again, let me just stress how perfectly innocent this was.
I was just a little kid that was like, I love him.
We will get married.
And then he tells me he's marrying someone else.
I go, what?
Are you joking?
Are you serious?
Do you know how good I am at my fucking times tables?
Three times seven.
21.
Like, don't you want to marry me now?
Like, look at that.
Anyway, and, yeah, I guess I just thought that, like,
I'd be the main character of the day.
At someone else's wedding.
At someone else's wedding.
And have you continued to be the main character of the day
for every day since?
Probably.
Yeah.
Not at any weddings I've been to.
I've only worn a wedding dress to a wedding once so far. Most people have as well, but it's their wedding. Yeah. Not at any weddings I've been to. I've only worn a wedding dress to a wedding once so far.
Most people have as well, but it's their wedding.
Yeah.
Well, I'm not married, but I've worn a wedding dress to a wedding once.
Same as Sophie, actually.
Yeah.
So, same Sophie, same as your wife, Bridget.
No, but my wife, Bridget, is actually, sorry, legal name,
is actually married, though.
No, but that's what I'm saying is that like, you know.
But Sophie's worn a wedding dress to a wedding but isn't married.
No, that's not true.
She just didn't do the paperwork.
Fake marriage.
Yeah.
Sophie's just as married to her husband as you are to Mr. Burridge.
How does that feel, Sophie?
I just, it's too much.
Even for me, that's too much, isn't it?
I'll put this photo in the episode thread so you can check it out
and we'll do a little close-up on the YouTube.
But isn't she adorable though?
I'm just so.
Just so beautiful.
I'm like little cutie.
Yeah.
And I just was so, so happy.
And yeah. Oh, no, there's a little bit of. Yeah. And I just was so happy. And, yeah.
Oh, no, there's a little bit of.
Evil plan?
No, not evil plan, but there's a little bit of like the love of my life
could be married to someone else by the end of the day.
Yeah, and doesn't that hurt?
And that does sting.
Yeah.
They're still together.
They've got kids now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And good for them.
Is it true that it was
the
other woman
was a parent
of like you went to school
with her kid? Yeah.
So were you jealous that the other kid got to
go home and Mr. Burridge would be there? Well, I was like,
oh, lucky you. Nah, so it wasn't her
mum, it was her older sister.
So she, like me, had like way older siblings
and he married the girl from school, Caitlin.
It was her sister, Naomi, yeah.
Besides the fact you're now a, what do you call them?
An old spinster.
Oh, not a spinster.
What else do you love to see, if anything?
And is it the pricing list on the Ashes to Ashes?
Yeah, I'm going to have to really book in my appointment.
So today's been like a pretty traumatic day.
You've been thinking a lot about your death.
You're thinking about your husband that wasn't to be like,
before we move on, I just wanted to, as a friend, just like check in.
I really appreciate that.
I feel okay.
I've got a like pretty funny, you love to see it here,
from your
arch enemy charisma actually charisma caruso yeah charisma's got a little bit of medical comedy here
i bring up some dark memories and suddenly my arch enemy appears well i mean i hate to fight
fireworks with fireworks but here we go let's fucking hear it uh no charisma says i've got
some medical comedy that just happened as long as a spa counts as medical.
I'm not sure whether it does or not, but we're going to take it.
Because it's still an instance where you're trying to break the ice.
Charisma was finishing up, as she says, a fabulous pedicure.
And the lady doing it asked if she could take pictures of my finished toes.
And Charisma said, oh, yeah, as long as they don't end up on wiki feet.
And they both laughed.
That's good, Giz.
That's good, isn't it?
Yeah.
Are they on wiki feet?
Are you interested?
No, I just want to out Charisma.
Are you interested?
No, I don't know.
I don't think so.
Yeah, you're not going to charge for them, are you?
Yeah, as long as you give me a commission on the, you know,
on me little piggies.
If we did an OnlyFans feet account, is that kind of like a bit okay
because our faces aren't in it but we still get the cash?
We don't earn as much.
No one would pay money to see my feet.
And I can like wholeheartedly say, and that's not me being humble.
Is that a challenge?
No, no, no, no.
That's not me being like, oh my God, my feet are disgusting.
That's me being like, they're not nice.
Like, that's fine. You've got your own wiki feed that doesn't just happen but it did happen you've got
nice feet and i brought that up with you the other day and i really regret now you're like should we
think about it should i put my piggies on the internet my oh i don't know about that
my love to see it is also a pitch to Tony and I guess Sophie,
you know, we work in the studio here every day.
As a team, yeah.
Yeah.
I've got some artwork and I want to know if it's okay.
I just wanted to get a sign off before I put it up.
I think I want to put it up behind me in the studio here.
Oh, yeah.
Because yesterday Yaya, who is my mum, and Mabel's Yaya,
which I think means grandma in Greek,
and there's not a single mil of Greek blood in any of our persons.
But I love it.
Yeah, but she's Yaya.
It's very sweet.
It really suits your mum.
Did you hear her say it yet?
Because Mabel goes, Yaya, like she's learned it.
You told me that she could say it, but I haven't heard it.
So yesterday, Yaya came around and they did some artwork,
and this is Mabel's first ever piece of art.
Oh my God.
That's very good.
So what they did is they made these little stickers
and then she like popped them on.
And then also I think with the paint ones,
it was like a sponge that she put into the paint
and then like splotched it on.
And then when I was, because you know how we were on Zoom yesterday
and I kept getting interrupted by a beautiful young lady called Mabel.
But then she came up to show me what she'd done.
And that's her first piece of art.
I would be honoured for that to be hung.
Can that be in the Tony and Ryan studio?
Absolutely.
I'm trying to figure out where we can put it so it's more on display.
Yeah.
I'll get a little frame so I can sit up.
Sophie, get a frame.
Why isn't there a frame yet?
It's beautiful art, Sophie frame so I can sit up. Sophie, get a frame. Why isn't there a frame yet? It's a beautiful art, Sophie.
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But my love to see it is Mabel's first piece of art
and isn't it beautiful?
You should make sure that on the back or something you write down.
The date?
The date, yeah.
Not who did it.
We can probably figure that out.
No, I'll do a little.
I signed her signature on something she drew the other day
and she didn't really get it but I was like, oh, she of she's an artist yeah and then she ripped her name and i was like
oh um no that's so that's so sweet we'll put that artwork up and then uh where do we put this
where do we put the photo of i'm gonna put that into the fireworks with me
where to put the photo of tony in a wedding dress. Why am I fucking wearing a wedding dress?
Like, it's actually so fucking.
There's not a lot of stuff I do that I'm like, ew, so cringe.
That is embarrassing, actually.
Do you reckon they still laugh about that?
Yeah.
Yeah, I thought you were going to say no.
No.
Do you reckon they actually do, that they go, remember that?
Is it fair to say that you're not embarrassed easily,
but this is really like.
100%. This is like i cannot that i also you know when a fucking when like a brand yeah does something and you go god how many people did that have to get through to still be
posted and you go oh that's like either not that funny or like not that okay so when you went to
the bridal store in rolystone and they go oh you're getting married this weekend you go yeah my teacher i go yeah i hope so like what do they and the dressmaker goes she's paid already
right yeah cool cool cool yeah okay sweetheart okay um i just like how many people had to get
between me and that wedding that didn't say anything yeah like my sister didn't say anything
and she probably took the photo my mom drove me and she didn't say anything. Like my sister didn't say anything and she probably took the photo. My mum drove me and she didn't say anything.
Was my mum wearing a wedding dress as well?
Do we think it was hilarious?
One of our reels or TikToks or fucking whatever's popped up
and she's going, oh.
And Mr Borich goes, I used to teach young Tony when,
because the strange thing is you look exactly the same as you.
I do actually look exactly the same.
Oh, I used to teach her back in grade two or three.
And she goes, is that that bitch that rocked up to our wedding?
And she's like, I won.
Like, you know, like she's still like real proud of her.
Yeah, she's like, oh, how's that go for you, sweetheart?
I've still got the man.
And she scrolls on, doesn't even like it.
Yeah.
She calls Torb's plan B.
How's plan B going for you? on doesn't even like it yeah she calls torbs plan b that's planned she's settled
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