Toni and Ryan - Winners Of Medical Comedy
Episode Date: April 25, 2023We've talked losers of medical comedy MANY times - but it turns out there are WINNERS that exist as well! Love ya xoxo Toni Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our... Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Welcome to the podcast. My name is Ryan. I'm here with Dr. Author Tony Lodge.
Tony just laughed at something I said and went,
oh, I wish we were recording so people knew that you actually said something funny.
Yeah. Yeah. It was a shock. I was shocked to the system.
Yeah. All right. We are calling Philadelphia. We're calling Nate.
Flip, flip, Flipadelphia. That's from So I Sonny in Philadelphia.
I hope so.
Yeah. They're playing flip carp and they say flip, flip, flip, flip your tail via.
People will get that.
Hi, this is Nate.
Nate, it's Tony and Ryan.
How are you doing?
Good.
How are you guys?
We're well, Nate.
What have we caught you doing?
What are you up to?
I am just finishing up work for the day.
Oh, what do you do for a crust?
I'm in digital marketing. Oh, smarter than us and good at computers. Yeah.
Ryan before asked me if an SD card went inside a USB.
It does not. It does not. I've had a digital marketing expert confess,
so I can move on with my life and stop trying to shove a stick in another stick.
We'll keep you on speed dial, Nate, for our tech support, okay?
Anything you guys need, I'll be here to help.
Oh, well, would you mind approving the podcast then as well?
I definitely approve the podcast.
Yes, amazing.
And thanks for accepting the job as well.
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Alright, coming up today, Judge Tony
presiding. We're heading to the courtroom. All right, coming up today, Judge Tony.
Presiding.
We're heading to the courtroom.
No, oh no, Judge Judy is, not that.
What's the Judge Judy?
It's Symphony 5, Beethoven.
It's like the... My grandpa used to watch that every day.
Oh, my mum loved it as well.
Insane.
But first, winners of medical comedy.
But to explain winners of medical comedy first, Tony,
what is victims of medical comedy?
It's been talked about a lot on this show,
but if you're just joining us, this is what it is.
So often when you're in a medical situation, it's pretty tense.
You're a bit nervous.
I have found myself many times in the situation of trying to, you know,
break the ice, ease the tension a bit with a little joke.
And often the jokes don't land and the doctors are obviously taking their jobs
very seriously.
They're a professional.
They've heard it all before.
They're doing their job.
And I always think that I can make a situation a little bit easier
and it never works.
Never.
Never.
Sadie, who listens to our podcast, has messaged through.
Hi, Sadie.
And she said,
we all love our victims of medical comedy jokes and awkward situations.
It sucks for anyone in that situation, but for the rest of us hearing it,
it's hilarious.
Oh, yeah, I bet.
But does anyone have any instances where the medical comedy
fully landed and did not take victims?
Not in my experience, no.
Sadie, because I am one of these people.
I was getting a pelvic exam.
Right for comedy.
Right for comedy.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I'm getting into my gown and the nurse and doctor,
they're explaining how the whole procedure works and, you know,
going through that.
And the nurse says, so you know what to expect then?
And Sadie goes, yep.
My mum said it's like a blind date except without any of the fun.
And the nurse and doctor lost it.
They thought it was hilarious.
The doctor's laughing.
The nurse is laughing.
I'm laughing.
No victims were taken.
Oh, my God.
That never happens.
It never happens.
What doctor does she go to?
Because I'd like to go there.
I'd love to get my pelvis exam there.
I would travel to that doctor.
Yep.
Let's lock that in.
So Sadie posts this.
And a few other people go oh i've actually
got some oh you know facebook group yeah oh talia hi talia i was sedated but still awake
oh isn't that the ickiest feel like when you're like you can't really move you out of it but you
still like can see and are aware but you're just a bit like, just take me out, doc.
I was sedated, but still awake because I was having a cyst removed and it all went quiet for a minute and I felt like I needed to break the ice.
Okay.
Every victim of medical comedy has said to themselves, oh, I just need to break the ice
here.
I'll take this on.
You go, oh, you know what?
It's a bit uncomfortable.
Well, someone has to say something it might as well be me because you're the one laying there with
your butt out or your legs open or your mouth open or your dick out or whatever it is you're
the one thanks for lowering your voice when you said dick or your dick out you're the one with
like in the most vulnerable position and you just think i have to
like make them think i'm comfortable because you only like make jokes when you're comfortable
quote unquote like you're so uncomfortable you need to make yourself more uncomfortable
by trying to prove how not uncomfortable you are exactly it couldn't be simpler. So I'm just laying there, says Talia.
Arms splayed.
I'm just a dead weight laying on a metal table.
And I said, oh, are we about to do my autopsy?
And they all snorted laughing.
No victims were taken.
They laughed at that.
That is a surprise. Maybe Talia was more sedated than she thought. I don't know that. Yeah. That is a surprise.
Maybe Talia was more sedated than she thought.
I don't know that.
Yeah.
Or maybe she thinks that's what happened,
but what happened is she went...
She laughed at herself.
No, that was her trying to say the line.
And then the doctors just looked at her and laughed like,
what an idiot she's trying to talk when she's got a sedated face.
A bit like on, you know, on Wolf of Wall Street.
And he thinks he's like, he thinks he's driven.
And then I just drove home, parked in the garage,
did a few sit-ups, had a juice and went to bed.
And he's all good.
And then he's like, sir, is this your car?
And it's like completely written off.
Yep.
And they're all laughing at Talia, not with Talia.
Oh, Talia.
Maybe we've ruined it for her.
I think that we should.
Yeah, Talia, that's good, Talia.
Great stuff, Talia.
Good job.
Thanks, mate.
Rhiannon says, my husband went for a vasectomy wearing a T-shirt that said,
it's all fun and games until someone loses a nut
and all the doctors and nurses fucking loved it.
No victims were taken a doctor's sniff that day, says Rhiannon.
I can't believe.
What doctors?
I'm going to the wrong doctors.
I think you are.
Or maybe I'm not as funny as I thought.
No, Tali.
I mean, Tony, you're both very funny.
So when I go and make a joke and I can just go.
And then you just laugh.
Yeah.
That's what this podcast is.
When Rachel gave birth, the first midwife was actually a big, burly dude.
Yep.
And Rach says during the first dilation check it was pretty uncomfortable he
was a big guy with big hands and they need to like you know get in there to see what's going on
yeah and also you're just nervous because you're about to have a baby yeah the next check was done
by a smaller female midwife with smaller feminine hands she asked if it was okay to proceed because
obviously that content uh content, consent. Content.
Content.
You know, is it okay?
It's cool.
Well, yeah, and you're just like,
they normally run you through what they're doing so that someone doesn't
just shove their fucking hand up you.
Yeah.
Like a puppet.
So she asked if it was okay.
Rach goes, yep, no problems.
And says, after the last bloke,
I probably won't even feel you touch the sides.
I laughed. The nurse laughed my husband
sitting next to me laughed the doctor laughed no victims were taken that is very fun i would
laugh to that too that's really funny um and we got one final one a lot of uh gynecologists uh
chat well i feel like again like i was saying when you're there splayed open, that's the ultimate time when you need a little bit of reprieve.
You know, you don't want to feel as awkward.
And maybe gynecologists get it a lot because people are like, you're looking at their fanny.
You know?
Rach has added something.
Oh, Rach has added to her comment.
Live?
Not live.
This is in Sex and the City.
Hang on.
It was made more awkward because we were both laughing
while her hands were still inside of.
So you laugh because when you laugh,
I'm going to let you guys in on something.
When you laugh, because you like, when you go like that,
it squeezes everything.
That's when I can't come, I tell jokes.
That was a joke.
I'm a victim in this situation.
Because it contracts.
Yeah.
And so.
It's like when a girl's throwing up.
What?
That's in a movie.
It's called Tom.
Have you seen the movie Tomcats?
No.
Here's a recommendation.
Do not watch that movie.
What has happened to this episode
what the fuck
I feel ill
but that's in a movie
called Tomcats
okay so what
sorry
there you go
what I was gonna say
is that
so if
she was laughing
the hand was in her
it would have been like
squeezing out
her hand
she probably just had the baby
yeah squeeze it right out I can. She probably just had the baby.
She squeezed it right out.
I can't believe you just said both of the things that you just said.
Yeah, I regret both of them.
Yeah.
Or maybe it was a bit like Tyler and you just went.
Yeah, no one can understand what I just said.
Don't watch Tomcats.
Finally, a Steve. It's like when a girl's throwing.
But you do contract.
Yeah.
No, mate.
Didn't sound great, as you can imagine.
No, I can't imagine it doesn't sound great.
We know you tried to get yourself cancelled yesterday.
Am I cancelling myself?
It's not looking good, is it?
SD.
Thanks for listening to the podcast.
She works in the police department.
She's a fingerprinted person.
She does the fingerprints.
That's insane.
God, imagine the characters you'd meet.
Yeah.
Nah, that'll be psychos.
You'd meet some interesting people.
Because there would be people who have refused to do a breath test.
Who would just, you know.
But then you'd obviously get the hardened criminals as well well as they said there's actually like
a lot of non-criminal related things that people need fingerprints for um like people in the medical
profession um sometimes if you've been robbed they get your fingerprints so that they don't
go and find your prints on your stuff they they can differentiate between you and the... Even people that work for like public,
in the public system, like the government,
there's always like a record, you know,
like there's a lot of...
What do they use?
Is it ink or is it like powder or...
I think it's an ink, having watched movies.
Yeah, that's what I'm basing it off as well.
So...
I haven't had my fingerprints taken.
Have you?
No.
Have you?
I wonder when I got arrested if they did.
Can't remember.
Because you were drunk?
No, I wasn't.
But you sound like the police officer who was very accusatory.
As they said, my gynecologist came in and we recognized each other.
And I said, oh, I've known where those figures have been.
And we both absolutely lost it.
Even though we're at the police station, no victims were taken.
Oh, so it was, oh my God, I got the situations confused.
Oh.
I thought that you meant that at the gynecologist office.
She went, we've met
before I've taken your fingerprint
yeah and I went well you don't want that person
to be a gynecologist
but you
meant that
the gynecologist went in to the police
do you cancel your appointment after that
do you go you know what might go to some
might find someone else no again the non criminal
reasons he works in a hospital
do you actually want to know something really strange always asti has uh she goes i know
it's um winners of medical comedy but i've actually got a normal or nah yeah she said he ended up
being the gynecologist who helped with the birth of our child a few years later sure and him and
my husband the gynecologist and the husband, got along really well. I mean, they've got something in common, don't they?
Tunnel brothers.
Finally, we've nailed what that saying is supposed to mean.
Tunnel brothers.
And now they golf.
They're friends. Yeah, they go for the cook and share gloves.
Got the same size.
That's worse than anything I've said this episode. Yeah, they go for the... Can share gloves, got the same size. I don't...
That's worse than anything I've said this episode.
I'm really proud of myself.
See, this is what happens when I'm at the hospital.
I make these jokes.
I don't appreciate them.
So, Steve says, normal or nah,
your husband and your gynecologist being bros.
Son of a bros.
Play the fucking thing.
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tony lodge and you're listening to this podcast do you think you'd be good at jury duty
Do you think you'd be good at jury duty?
Okay.
I've always wanted to do it.
And just after I moved out of home, I would have been like 21, 20 or 21. And I got called up to jury duty.
And I was so excited because I was like, because obviously it's like a big part of like being part of society.
Like you pay your, like you pay exactly right.
Contribute and like give your time.
And I was just a uni student at the time.
So I was like, oh my God, you don't get, do you get paid?
I thought it was like minimum wage.
Or you get reimbursed for your time.
So you get reimbursed.
Like, so they give you like days off work and stuff. So you still have to get paidursed for your time. So you get reimbursed. So they give you days off work and stuff.
So you still have to get paid by your job.
That's how I thought it worked.
But sometimes you get cab charges and stuff.
Yeah, okay, right.
But if you get sequestered, which means that you get paid,
that you get taken into like-
That's a lot of lockdown.
Yeah, you get locked down because if it's like a high profile case
and you can't have any, you know, if you get sequestered,
then obviously you like get paid to like live in the hotel or whatever.
But anyway, so I was really excited because I was 21 and I was like,
oh my God, I wonder what's going to happen.
And there's like a room of 600 people and everyone gets like you have in your
your letter you get like a um individual number yeah and there's like 600 people and they say at
the beginning they go we've got a case um case 659 is for um xyz like peter's versus the state
609 yeah but it's it tells you like what it is, like armed robbery or assault
or hit and run or whatever.
Like it tells you.
So it's like going through the true crime catalogue on Netflix.
Kind of.
That one looks fun.
Can you put in a recommendation?
And then in brackets, am I allowed to share this?
Yeah.
And then in brackets, it says like expected one day
or expected six days or expected three weeks right
like they actually have yeah because obviously if there's like a lot of evidence to go through or
whatever they kind of give you like a bit of a timeline yeah and out of the 600 people everybody's
sitting there like you know just waiting for their numbers to get called then all the numbers kind of
come up on the screen it goes oh if your number if your number is blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, go to this room.
They'll take care of you and they'll take you through to the court.
They tell you how to sit respectfully and whatever.
600 people, five people didn't get called up.
And I was one that didn't get called up.
So 595 jurors were required on this day.
On this one day of like all these cases that were to start.
And I was dying to get picked.
Like I was fucking so excited.
And can you imagine all the people that were sitting in there going,
fuck, I hope I don't get picked.
Like I can't take three weeks off work or I've got kids or, you know,
all that, you know, like all your normal life admin.
Five fucking people didn't get picked and I was one of them. Devo. or I've got kids or, you know, all that, you know, like all your normal life admin.
Five fucking people didn't get picked and I was one of them.
Devo?
And I had to go to work that afternoon because I didn't end up getting chosen.
I'm going to put it out there.
I was so gutted and I've never been asked again.
Do you think you'd be good at it?
I think so because I do watch a lot of true crime.
See, I reckon anyone that says that is like instant red flag because they're there for the drama.
Oh, I more mean that I think I'm like quite critical.
Do you reckon that anyone who's watched two episodes of Law and Order
is like, I could be a detective?
Yeah, 100%.
Remember when I played Cluedot Christmas and I said,
I think I could be a detective?
By what?
A pet detective?
A protective? A protective? I said that I could be a detective. By what? A pet detective? A protective.
A protective.
I said that I could be a detective.
And why do you think you're qualified, Miss Lodge?
Well, I actually got Cluedo for Christmas.
Yeah, I really enjoyed it.
I played it on PlayStation.
I'm not saying I'm good.
I'm saying I really enjoyed it.
I reckon that you're, and this isn't a backhanded compliment.
I mean, if you have to, no offense, but.
No, it is a straight up compliment.
Okay.
You are too nice and too trusting to be on a jury.
Oh, yeah.
That's true.
Yeah.
Because as soon as someone would go, well, they did it.
And I'd go, oh, okay.
And then the other person goes, no, they did it.
I go, oh, well, that's compelling.
Okay.
Tell me if I'm wrong.
This is how I see it going.
And, of course, you would be the spokesperson of the jury.
Yep.
Tony, this person's going to go to jail or be released for the rest of their life.
Did they do it or did they not?
And you go, oh, whatever they want.
It's fine.
It's all good, Your Honour.
Well, do they want to go to jail?
What do they think?
What did they say?
Do they have a family?
That would be hard.
Because when it comes to decision making, tell me if I'm wrong,
you don't like to let anyone down.
I don't like letting people down, no.
And I always just get so worried that I'm going to make the wrong choice.
So if Cam and I really want something for lunch and you are allergic
and it would kill you, you'd be like, but if that's what you guys want,
then that's what we guys want then that's
what we'll get i'll go oh i think i've got some meagering or some toast or some chicken in the
fridge but like because you're too like you're you're too nice yeah to go oh actually this is
this is how it is i just like other people to be happy yeah so if a murderer would be happier being free. Do you know, though, the other side of this is that I'm really like,
when I've made a decision, I'm like quite hard to change my mind.
Yeah.
Okay, here's what I thought, because I would want to get out of jury duty,
and this is the line I think I'd use.
Oh, Ryan, are you able to be a part of the jury?
Oh, I certainly am, because I know he did it.
I can't wait to put the **** away.
And they'll be like, excuse.
Because I know.
And it's like.
Well, you definitely can't say the C word either on this podcast or in the courtroom.
You said we have to put this C word away.
Well, if he murdered someone, that's the least of his problems.
We have to put this Carla Conti away.
Sorry about that.
This Aunt Toddy
away because if they know that you're already decided oh yeah no they and so maybe that's where
the opening whoever has the first opening argument that's where Tony goes because they present a
really great opening argument and then you go wow that's settled then but then here's the evidence
I've heard all I need to hear and so that's the other thing is that also I, like,
hate injustice and I hate people that, like, do the wrong thing.
Yeah.
So if they went, oh, well, you know, this guy's up for murder,
I'd go, okay, well, like, let's hear him out.
And they go, he's been previously convicted or they've done this
in the past.
I go, oh, well, I mean, they deserve it.
I've got a great recommendation for a TV show.
Oh, what is it?
It's called Jury Duty.
Judge Judy.
Oh, no, that's Judge Judy.
That's Judge Judy.
Sorry.
It's called Jury Duty and it's made by the people who made The Office.
It's only just come out and it's coming out week by week at the moment.
I think it might be on Amazon.
And let me give you the premise because let's all be honest,
it's been a while since TV's had an original idea.
Is that fair to say?
No, there's a lot of remakes at the moment.
All reality shows are kind of similar to another reality show.
A lot of remakes.
Everyone in this show is an actor.
The victim, the judge, the jur jurors the people who work in the court
except one person on the jury who thinks it's a real reality show not a reality show he thinks
it's like a documentary about the judicial process so he responded to this ad on craigslist
it's like yeah we're doing this um documentary we're going to kind of like film behind the scenes of being on a jury
and we'll interview each night and see what your thoughts are on the case
and stuff.
So he's like, yep, we're doing it.
But every single other person is an actor.
And it's got James Marsden in it.
Yep.
He's Corny Collins on Hairspray.
He plays himself and he's like, oh, I'm a big time actor.
I've got this to shoot next
week i've got to try and get out of jury duty like can you can you help me like get out of it
and stuff and so he's like playing himself yeah and then yeah and then some real kooky shit happens
and when i found out that it was made by the people that made the office you're like oh because
it's really dead pan there's no laugh track because it's real. Yeah.
In inverted commas, real.
And so like there's some really weird scenarios. And, of course, there's this one guy going, oh, that's a bit strange.
Do I, you know, like because everyone on the jury is a bit kooky
and their actor's playing the role of the freak and the this and the that.
And it's a great show and I recommend it.
So is it like every episode is a different real-life person
or it's a series of him?
It's a series of him.
It's one case.
Right.
But so this one guy at the end.
It's week by week, so we're up to episode five.
But at the end of the thing.
I guess they have to tell him at some stage.
Well, yeah, like he's going to have to find out find out and i wonder because if this show's making a lot
of money surely then they go oh the six dollars a day we were gonna pay you it's actually you know
well it turns out and i feel like anyone so i think we're up to episode five oh my god i cannot
wait to watch i'm literally gonna watch this tonight i don't know how they've done it and
that would just be like a stroke of luck but the guy is like the nicest fucking human because there's some freaky shit going on but
he's just like so caring and considerate for everyone else and he's so lovely and you can't
help but like love this guy and he's like a sweetheart and they get sequestered because um
it's like a high profile thing no because james marden caused a brouhaha and the paparazzi turned up and the judge is like, well, I can't have this interfering.
And that's all.
We're locking it down.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
There's my recommendation.
That is amazing.
Yeah.
Also, we're becoming jurors somehow.
I want to sit on a jury.
I don't think that they would Allow us to now
What do you mean?
Like
Given our job
I don't think
I don't think you'd even be
Like eligible to do it
If James Marsden's eligible
Well
That's the
Show
What?
You're the guy?
If
Yeah I mean
If I was called on jury duty
I'd be breaking it down daily
On this podcast
Yeah
So then the guy comes in right And he reckons That he has the gun Like they wouldn't Nah If, yeah, I mean, if I was called on jury duty, I'd be breaking it down daily on this podcast. Yeah.
So then the guy comes in, right, and he reckons that he has the gun. That's exactly what, like, they wouldn't.
Nah.
Even James Marsden, it's not that believable that he would have to do it, right?
Well, everyone has to turn up if you're called, but then obviously.
Oh, of course.
And it's probably different in every state,
but basically they go through every jury and it's like,
is there any reason why you can't?
Yeah.
Does the both sides sign off? Blah, blah, blah. off yeah it's like a three-stage process between getting the letter
and then actually being in the jury yeah and i didn't even make it past getting my number called
yeah like i was so gutted i was so gutted um but go and check out jury duty and like i think it's
up to this episode four or five and it's coming out each week. Yeah. Amazon in Australia.
I'm not sure about the rest of the world.
Oh, my God.
Fuck, that sounds so good.
I cannot wait to watch that show.
I've got to love to see it.
I do.
You know Hans Zimmer, the composer?
The greatest composer of all time.
Right.
And he has had such an illustrious career.
Like he would be, he's so famous.
He's done like, there's nothing he hasn't
done would there be am i wrong in saying like 10 oscars oh over the decades like i feel like every
second but it would be like probably oscars tony's golden like emmys he's probably a goddard
oh two he's only one two two oscars best original score in 95 and best original score in 2022.
Has he e-gotted Cam?
No, he wouldn't have e-gotted him.
Why not?
Because you need to, that's Tony.
He hasn't done theatre.
Yeah.
He probably has composed music that would have ended up in a Broadway show.
So he won for Dune last year.
In June?
In 1995.
No, not in June.
For Dune.
The movie, Dune.
D-U-N-E. Oh, like did the movie in, the score in Dune. No. And the Lion King in 1995. No, not in June. For June. The movie, June. D-U-N-E.
Oh, like did the movie in, the score in June.
No.
And the Lion King in 1995. No, no, no.
Like it wasn't in June.
Like it was like whenever it was, but it's the movie June.
Yeah, so he did the music in the movie June.
Yes.
But it wasn't in the month June.
Well, it might have been.
Do you know when it was?
No, that was like October.
Oh, that was October, Ryan.
And the Lion King. you know when it was? No, that was like October. Oh, that was October, Ryan. And the Lion King.
When was that?
That was in March.
What month did they do the Lion King?
That was in March.
No, so you know the movie June?
Yeah, yeah.
Have you seen the movie June?
With Timothee Chalamet.
Timothee Chalamet.
That's the one, right?
June 2 is coming out.
Yeah, I've seen June.
Yeah, how is it?
No, June.
When did you see it?
Is that coming out in June 2?
That one?
Yeah.
In June 2.
My birthday is in June.
2?
No, 28.
Just the first one.
28.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Sorry, I can't get over that.
That's really sent me.
I thought that you were saying. Yeah, I know't get over that. That's really sent me. I thought that you were saying.
Yeah, I know you thought that.
He did the music in June.
Yeah.
He works one month a year.
I see where we went.
Thank you.
Yeah, okay.
Anyway, so he's done a million things.
Probably met a billion people.
Been doing this job for a really long time.
On his... I
followed Hans Zimmer
on Instagram.
How's it go on the visual
medium? More of a sound guy?
Another audio queen.
Just a couple of engineers comparing
notes. I mean, we always catch up in June.
Yeah. I'll bet one month though.
Tony's lost it.
She said, walk away from the microphone.
What's happened to you?
It wasn't that funny.
I just got confused.
So the killer perpetrated in June.
Yeah, no, in June.
Anyway, so I...
You know the movie Friday Night Lights?
What day do you reckon they filmed that?
June.
So I...
I...
You know that song in the summertime?
Well, if it was in America, that would have been in June.
In the sand dunes.
But it's in Sydney.
Sand dunes?
Oh, jeez.
Sand dunes?
Oh, fuck you guys.
That's funny.
Anyway, I follow Hans Zimmer on Instagram.
Zimstagram.
And that was also funny.
And he gets this, there's this comment on a post he put up.
And it's from this woman called Corinne.
And it says, I went to school with Hans Zimmer back in the early 70s in Switzerland.
I remember him playing the piano in the dining hall just for fun with kids gathered around to listen.
Today I stumbled across a photo of him
and I'm in the background at our school
and she names the school.
An incredible 18 months of my life.
Hi again, Hans.
Your music is incredible and I'm so happy for your success.
Oh, what a lovely message.
Isn't that so nice?
And she shared the photo that she's in the background of
and he's in the front.
And it's like the top comment.
And he's replied and said, hey, Corinne.
Yeah, I remember you.
How are you?
Where are you?
And how's life?
Yeah.
And they like comment back and forward.
In the public domain.
Put it in the DMs.
Yeah.
Slide in.
Slide in.
But isn't that really sweet?
That is sweet.
So he's like this huge star and all these people like commenting and sharing and liking
his shit.
He's probably got however many followers or whatever.
And yeah, old Corinne, she's posted this thing on Hans Zimmer's page
and he went, oh yeah, Corinne, I remember.
So is there someone who went to your school who's like made it big
or went to like WAPA or anything?
And you kind of have a strange, not ownership over them,
but you're kind of like, yeah, yeah, no, I went to school with that guy.
Oh, God.
I went to uni with Dacre Montgomery,
who is Billy, the hot guy from Stranger Things.
I know you don't watch Stranger Things.
Oh, that's a huge show.
Yeah.
And he was in Power Rangers and stuff.
Oh, I mean.
Yeah. So, but when you see Stranger Things're like oh yeah and whenever people go oh my god he's so hot i go well yeah i went to uni with
him yeah and you feel like this strange like proud ownership kind of yeah a hundred percent and
because whenever it comes i'm like well i haven't told you about how. Yeah. So there's this footballer.
This is the worst one.
Jeremy Cameron, who plays for Geelong.
And he is married to this lovely girl, Indy.
And I used to be friends with her sister.
So I'm like, oh, my mate, Jeremy.
Oh, mine's more direct than that.
Jeez.
But every time I see him, I'm like, oh, he's dating an Elfam High girl.
Look out, it's a local.
Pretty much brothers.
Yeah.
But I could see Jeremy doing well.
Yeah.
Good on you, Jez.
And Stranger Things, what a show.
And Hands, what a performer.
Yeah.
His hands?
Oh.
His hands in June.
How does Hands play the harp?
In June.
Do you know my cousin George's middle name is Mag?
Guess what month she was born in?
April.
June the 4th.
Happy birthday, George.
May the 4th, maybe.
Sorry.
My Love to See It is a story from Lindsay,
and it was on the Victims of Medical Comedy thread,
but it wasn't quite the right story.
But it was good enough that it needed to go somewhere.
All right.
So you know it's my love to see it for today.
Yeah.
Lindsay was a few moments from bringing her new baby into the world.
And it must have been like a bit of like a shift change at the hospital
because obviously labor can go for, you know, days.
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't even consider it not being the same people with you the whole time.
Yeah.
And so the new doctor comes in and she's pretty, like, advanced in the pregnancy.
And so, yeah, maybe they get to a point where they might go, yeah, maybe we'll just stay.
But after many hours, they're like, oh, you know, got to get home to watch your hands maybe.
Yeah.
Or they go, God, I've got a sausage roll in the fridge that I'm really keen on.
Yeah.
So a new shift, new doctor comes in, wants to see where we're up to.
And the doctor says to me, says Lindsay, oh, it's a lot of hair.
Now, Lindsay is a little bit self-conscious and she doesn't like going to like a beautician or a waxing place.
No, but also you're in a fucking, that's a really inappropriate fucking thing for someone to say.
And she goes, oh, well, I don't feel comfortable going elsewhere
and because of the big belly, it's actually quite hard to, like,
you know, maintain that area.
And the doctor goes, I was talking about the baby's head.
See, I jumped to conclusions.
Wouldn't be a good judge.
I would have schooled him.
I would have been like, listen here, fuckhead.
I would have gotten so pissed.
And I just did just then.
Yeah.
Yeah, I got so angry I ended up in June.
Don't know what that means.
Get your hand zimmers away from me. Get your hand zimmers away from me.
Get your hand zimmers out of me.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, well, I mean, that probably happens a lot.
Yeah, and then she goes, oh, yeah.
All right.
Like, okay.
Like, because you're not going to apologize because you're fucking so embarrassed.
But thank you for sharing your story, Lindsay.
And everyone who shared, obviously medical comedy has a lot of medical in it.
So thanks to everyone who was willing to share their stories and have us laugh at you.
Yeah, it was very good.
I do appreciate that very much.
Tomorrow on the show, Normal or Nah returns.
And this one's an interesting one for Tony because there's one about like trying to save time
and be efficient and be on time.
I'm all about efficiency and I waste so much time being efficient
that I probably could have just spent the time anyway.
You know what I mean?
It's a good example of that last sentence.
Yeah.
Yeah. She's hit the ground
Are you alright man?
See you tomorrow