Toni and Ryan - Worst Valentine's Ever
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Welcome to the Tony Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. I'm the vice captain of the ship. This is Dr. Arthur Tony Lodge.
Thank you.
We are calling Hershey, the town.
Hershey's Kisses.
Yep. And it's Wally Choplick.
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We met him in New York.
We did too.
He walked over and said, I'm Wally. And I said, Wally Choplick. And he said, yes.
You don't forget a Wally Choplick.
And I've always said that.
Never met a chop I couldn't lick.
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Hey, how's it going?
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You should know, Wally, though, that just before we were chatting
about how excited we were to talk to you since we met you,
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And you came through for us.
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Because for those playing along at home,
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and I backed you in hard.
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Amazing.
Duh.
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Like, what the hell?
I've always said that.
I've always said that.
Well, fuck, he knows the right thing to say.
Yeah.
Also, Wally, everyone else heard it, but you might not have.
Tony winked at your profile on the screen and said,
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But, Wally, you know me well enough to know I would have said that to you
in real life too.
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Well, Wally Choplick,
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and I approve this podcast.
Yeah. Happy New Year.
Happy Valentine's Day and happy Blink-182 Day for those in Melbourne.
What a big day for you.
Should we kiss?
For which one?
For Valentine's Day.
I'll kiss you for Blink-182.
Okay, you kiss me on the Blink-182.
Oh, are you coming?
They will be.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, I mean, like, so Travis Barker, obviously,
and Kourtney Kardashian-Barker, they just had a baby.
Rocky, bless them.
Will Rocky and Kourtney be in attendance?
Well, I'm kind of like if they did cancel,
I would, like, understand because he just had a baby.
But also, I think it will be fine, but I don't think she'll be coming.
Where is it?
Oh, good question.
Maybe Rod Laver?
Yeah.
Gee, I wonder if they knew when they booked it three years ago that Taylor Swift would
be on two days later.
Well, I definitely didn't.
Yeah.
Because your monthly leaving the house has already been used up.
Well, I know that we're like going to talk about this in a minute, but like I bought
the Blink-182 tickets two years ago.
Taylor Swift only got announced, like, six months ago.
So, I mean, I did, like, the shorter wait for Taylor Swift.
Yeah.
That was quite nice, like, because that's this weekend.
The build-up's so long.
And it feels like it's – but Blink-182, I forgot it was happening,
and I was like, oh, crap, like, that's now.
I think we all saw it in the calendar and went, oh, fuck.
Yeah, literally.
We were doing a planning meeting.
I was like, oh, guys, can't work on that day.
Like, oh, Blink-182. We're going a planning meeting. I was like, oh, guys, can't work on that day. Like, I'll blink my eyes.
I was like, okay.
We'll get to that soon.
But first, a lot of tarpers have shared their worst Valentines ever.
Oh.
Does a particular one for you, Ryan, like spring to mind?
I've never really done Valentine's Day.
Yeah, right.
Have you done Valentine's Day?
At school, they used to have, like like you could buy roses with like a card and like give them to your friends and stuff.
That's like the classic US teen movie.
It feels very Mean Girls with the Candy Cane when they send that out.
Yeah, they did that.
But I think like they did it the first year I was there,
then they didn't do it again.
I think it was a bit like bully vibes.
Yeah.
Because I think people were hell gutted if they didn't get one,
which is fair enough.
On the anxiety and the social pressure.
Also just like the money.
I think like asking kids to come to school with like cash to buy things
is a bit like.
Weird.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But like Torbs and I don't do Valentines or anything.
I think we might have gone out for dinner because you're like,
oh, it's Valentine's.
Should we go out for dinner?
Should we do something?
Yeah.
I think that like we've used it in the past as an excuse to like buy something like together.
Yep.
I think that like a Valentine's Day a few years ago, we bought a new TV.
Like we really needed a new TV and we've been saving up for like, and we're like, oh, we'll
do that for Valentine's Day.
And then we played Cluedo as a couple on the PlayStation later.
Got it in one girlfriend.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Tapa Lindsay.
Tapa Lindsay.
Poor Lindsay. Poor Lindsay.
Oh, no.
What's happened, Linz?
Lindsay quit working at a hotel the day after Valentine's Day.
She says, I walked into the room and there was just too much jizz.
Jizz everywhere.
Walls, jizz.
Shower screens, jizz.
Bedhead, jizz.
Sink, jizz.
Ceiling, somehow, jizz.
And she just walked in and went.
That'll do me.
I'm actually out.
Yeah.
I'm actually out.
How that guy hasn't died of dehydration, I don't know, but I'm out.
And I quote, I don't.
Oh, God.
This is what she said.
And it's Valentine's Day, so fair game.
I don't want to deal with cummies unless I'm the one getting laid.
Which even still is not great, but it's more tolerable.
What I don't understand is, like, coming all over everywhere.
Why?
Is that, like, a marking your territory thing or something?
It feels like it.
Like, is it, like, I'm going to cum everywhere and the whole room's mine?
But it's, like, yeah.
Are they still checked out?
You know what I mean?
Like, I'm not like, this isn't a yucking someone's yum.
This is like, I just don't understand the purpose of that.
Like, have sex all over the room, go nuts,
but like why would you cum all over lots of stuff?
Because is it the post-nut clarity, though, where then you come everywhere
and then you go, there's a fucking cum everywhere.
Yeah, but I feel like all those places, there has to be multiple cummies.
Yeah.
Jizzers.
Jizzers.
Jizzers.
Like jizzy.
Yeah.
Yeah, scissors.
What is plural of jizzers?
Well, I'm saying jizzers like cumers, like people that are doing the coming.
Oh, like the people that are coming.
Okay.
Well, that's a lot of that word in a very short amount of time.
Yeah, we might get flagged.
I feel like a few of those places could be like heat of the-
Oh, I'm actually fucking-
Yeah, could be heat of the moment, but the list is too long.
They've obviously decided like-
We're going to come everywhere.
Yes.
Yeah.
I've come everywhere, man.
I've come everywhere.
I just, I can understand coming on a bed, but coming on a wall,
that's just blatant disrespect.
You have to try to come on a shower screen.
Yeah.
Do you know what?
Like actually I would pay the shower screen before I would pay the wall.
Pay?
No, like I would pay that, like, I would go, you know what?
A shower screen, fair enough.
You're jerking off in the shower.
Oh, sorry.
When you said pay, I thought you meant like you jerked on your, oh, sorry about that,
mate.
I had to take a couple of dollars.
No, no, no.
I mean pay, like.
Yeah, I'll get it now.
I'll pay that.
Yeah, I'll get it now.
By that time, I was like, why are you giving out singles?
No.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, do it now. I'll pay that. I'll get it now. But at the time I was like, why are you giving out singles? No. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, do it again.
Look, let's leave Lindsay in behind.
Sorry, Lindsay, that happened.
Sorry, Lindsay.
That is fucked.
Elliot is an Uber driver.
Elliot?
I assume that's not the word Elliot.
Uber driver.
Oh, gosh.
You would have seen some shit.
Elliot is an Uber driver.
One Valentine's Day, a couple broke up in the back of my car
that I was Ubering on the way to the restaurant that they had booked.
It was just so awkward, says Elliot.
I was just sitting there because you're just like,
they're breaking up and you're like, I'm right there.
I'm right there.
Tony, pretend you're an Uber driver.
We've just broken up and you have to say something in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
You guys had a busy night tonight.
Do they then do it to you?
Weather's crazy.
They go to him, have you had an interesting night?
And he goes, well, I'm going to tell this story to the next people
who get in for the rest of the night.
Oh, you guys have a good night.
The last couple broke up in the back seat.
Yeah, fuck.
That is so awkward.
And then when they get to the dinner and go.
It's like when you're at someone's house and they fight.
Oh, I don't like that.
And it's like the most uncomfortable thing ever and they're snipping
at each other and you're like.
Have you ever heard some snipping at my house when you've been there?
I have, yeah.
What was it about?
Oh, just having a sip of water.
How about I ask you a question on a podcast and then when you have to talk.
No, it's because I don't want to answer.
It's because I don't want to answer.
Well, one of the times was because you'd left it all wet in the bathroom
and Bridget was wearing socks.
Yeah.
Yeah. The bathroom socks. Yeah.
Yeah.
The bathroom floor.
Yeah.
And then the other day when you watered that plant and it flooded the whole lounge room.
Yeah, that wasn't a good day.
I was there for that.
It wasn't a good day for young Ryan.
But, you know, these things happen.
They do happen.
And also I'm not a guest.
You aren't a guest.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I'm not a guest. The same way that if you came to our house, like, I wouldn't a guest. You aren't a guest. You know what I mean? Like, I'm not a guest.
The same way that if you came to our house, like, I wouldn't go like,
we'll talk about that later.
We'll talk about it right then.
She's not a guest.
She's a pest.
Oh.
On fucking Valentine's Day.
That was a pun opportunity.
It was about the pun.
It wasn't about you being a pest.
You're always welcome in my house.
Thank you.
And you're not a guest.
You're a part of the furniture. Thank you. And you're not a guest. You're a part of the furniture.
Thank you.
And I'm not a pest.
Pest.
Thank you.
We'll get an Uber.
Tom's and I break up in the back.
I've just realised there's another Lindsay story
and I hope to God it's not the same Lindsay.
Oh, Lindsay, I hope you haven't had two crook Valentine's Days.
If your birthday is November 14,
you were born exactly nine months after Valentine's day.
And you can do what you will with that information.
Lindsay's first child was born on November 14, 2007.
Lindsay's second child was born on November 14, 2009.
Lindsay says, I used to like Valentine's day.
I mean, well, obviously.
Yeah. Sounds like you had a great time.
But now she hates it because, and I quote,
every single person I know texts me every year being like,
oh, big plans.
Not again.
Going for the free peat.
It is funny, though, when you meet people and they've got two
or three kids all born around the same day and you go,
is that a wedding anniversary?
Is that like nine months before that?
What would happen then?
Is that someone's birthday?
I've got a few family members, all like the same family in late September, which is from New Year's Eve.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah.
So every New Year's you're like, I'm getting lucky.
Much on tonight.
Yeah.
We, um, so my, one of my sisters, they're like-
Hang on, you're not far from November 14.
November 28, yeah.
And my mum and dad's wedding anniversary is Valentine's Day
because my dad was like, can we do it on Valentine's Day
because then I'll see hearts everywhere and I might remember.
Like it was like a tactical choice.
It sounds so romantic, but he's like, I might fucking remember.
If I see hearts and shit everywhere, I might remember that.
So like could we do it then?
Neither Bridget or I have remembered our anniversary until after it's happened every year.
So this year I woke up in the morning and went, happy anniversary for yesterday.
And Bridget went, oh, fuck, we forgot again.
Well, last year for Torbs and I's anniversary, a tarpa messaged me and said, happy anniversary to you and Torbs.
And I went, oh, it's our anniversary.
And Torbs went, oh, yeah.
Isn't that nice?
Isn't that nice?
Thanks, Lindsay, probably.
Thanks, Lindsay, yeah.
You have a good Valentine's Day yourself straight up.
But my sister, one of their couple friends,
they had three kids all born on the same day.
Yeah, like in separate years,
but they'd obviously like had sex like the same like birthday
or Christmas or whatever it was.
And then they'd all like happen to be.
And I was like.
Do you know what the day was?
I can't remember.
Do they know?
Or was it purely coincidence?
I think it was his.
I think it was the dad's birthday.
Oh, that's interesting.
Yeah.
Usually.
Okay.
What?
Nothing. So I don't know what was that. No, nothing. A bit. Yeah. Usually, okay. What? Nothing.
So I don't even know what was that.
No, nothing.
A bit editorial there?
No.
No?
What?
Never comment on anyone else getting pregnant.
Whoa.
Hey, it's Wally from Hershey, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan.
Yeah. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon.
That's tapas, Tony and Brian podcast.
Sorry, we're all thrown in flat because during that little interlude,
there was a lot of jizz chat.
Well, I don't remember that.
I don't recall.
I played the fifth.
Okay.
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Alicia Jane, Emily Gansler, Cassie Eklom, and Abby.
Good on you guys.
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You love to see it.
And happy Valentine's Day.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Happy New Year.
Have a bloody great one.
Yeah.
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Sorry.
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Yeah.
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Tony Lodge.
Blink 182 tonight.
Woo!
Blink 182-ny.
Toony.
Tony.
Anyway.
What shade of black jeans are you wearing?
You have no idea.
Yeah.
How tight are those black jeans?
Oh, they're going to be tight.
Yeah.
Do you want me to come around this evening to cut you out of them?
I was going to say, yeah, I'm going to need some assistance definitely.
I'm feeling very young and giddy because, as we said before,
I'm going to Blink 182 tonight.
I've never seen them live.
Yeah.
And I tried desperately to get tickets when they went on sale
and I couldn't get them.
And a tarpa, Charles, shout out, he managed to get through
and purchase the tickets.
So I, like, transferred him the money and whatever.
I was like, he didn't give them to me, just so that we're clear.
Yes, so we're clear.
But he did it.
So it's very, like, it's been a team effort to get me to Blink 182 tonight.
Yep.
Where else is he going?
So Torbs and I are going, like, as a team.
But a mate of mine, Christian, is working on, like,
the Blink World Tour.
Right.
And so I'll get to catch up with him.
From back in the Audio Queen days.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So he's working, like, doing audio.
Doing sound and stuff.
Yeah.
That's what it's all about.
So I'll get to see him, which is really cool.
And, yeah, it's kind of, like, fun.
So is the crowd going to be, like, and I'm not saying this to be ageist,
but like is it people like yourself who is like remembering the good old days
or have they, because of maybe the Kardashians,
got like a new wave of younger fans and stuff?
That's fair.
Because they're still making music.
Yeah.
And their old music, well, their like early stuff.
Still fucking goes hard.
Is still so good that like if you found Blink-182 today,
there would be an amazing back catalogue.
Imagine finding Blink-182 today and just going and clicking it.
Hearing all that shit for the first time.
Oh, it'd be so good.
So on the age, I don't know what to, what's my age again?
I don't know what to expect, honestly, of the crowd.
But we have, and this is a bit stressful, but we've got GA tickets.
So we're like in the stand, like mum and dad are standing for this.
Oh.
Yeah.
You have your chucks on?
Well, I don't really know.
What are you going to wear?
I don't know.
Something black, obviously.
I mean, that's pretty much all I own.
Would you have a black and white checkered belt?
Oh, I don't have any of that stuff anymore.
There's probably Vans brand.
You know those like Vans checkered slip-on shoes?
Yeah, I was imagining that but in a belt.
That's real blink days.
So in your like high school days, because we're different ages, like.
I'm younger, by the way, just to let everyone know.
Yeah, by six years.
Yeah.
Oh, no, not that much.
Yeah. You're like 33. Yep. Yeah, by six years. Yeah. Oh, no, not that much. Yeah.
You're like 33.
Yep.
Yeah, you're right.
How old are you?
36.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Yeah.
Or Torbs is 30.
33, yeah.
Yeah, or 34.
1989, same as Taylor Swift.
We're actually, this is probably a good opportunity to announce,
Tony and I are actually launching a side, like, another podcast where we just discuss our own age.
Yeah.
And it's just 30-minute episodes of us going, how old am I?
How old are you?
And then what's my age in place?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So this is the crossover we've been waiting for.
And then we get shut down because we don't own the royalty to that song.
Yeah.
And Travis Barker calls me and he's like, you can't do that.
And I'm like, but I love you.
And he's like, I love you too, but we can't go public yet.
We can't do that. And I'm like, but I love you. And he's like, I love you too, but we can't go public yet. We can't do this.
Yeah.
When I was like 17, 18, you have to be 18 to hit the nightclubs,
but like if you're 17, you can just sort of sneak into a few of them.
There were places that like didn't do the card thing.
Yeah, and you learn the places.
But when I was that age, like it was kind of like the emo boys
and the punk rock boys were like the kind of like, yeah,
is that a bit of you, Toni Lodge?
That is a bit of me.
And is that like Blink-182 energy?
I think so.
Yeah.
Because it was just like they were all skating and, you know,
like didn't give a fuck.
Yeah.
So you know Marcus, my mate?
Real bad boys, yeah.
He would have had a straightened fringe like across the front.
And like would have had a size XXS t-shirt.
Nice.
And probably an eight-year-old girl's black jeans.
Nice.
That, again, we had to help him into.
Yeah, and out of.
And out of.
He goes, I think I'm going to bring someone back.
Do you mind helping me unroll these?
Yeah.
Lay down on your back, mate.
Grab the scissors.
And at my age, like when we were that age, that was like the cool hot boy.
That was, yeah.
Now, did your school, because we had no uniforms,
so you got to like a bit of, you know, flavour.
So we had hippies, like the goths.
Yeah.
The footy boys.
Nice.
Drama kids.
Obviously everyone's got the AVs, like slash tech nerds.
Yeah.
What was the kind of areas when you were in school?
Because I feel like emo's got out of fashion.
Oh, emo was definitely like fashionable when I was at school
and like goths, classic.
But when I kind of got to like the age where I wished that everyone
looked like they were in Blink-182, like I was like I was born
in the wrong time.
Like I felt so interesting.
Like I wish that I was like that age in the early 90s because like,
you know, you wish that you were around to see fucking Kurt Cobain
while he was alive and stuff.
Like, oh, my God, wouldn't you just like love to see that?
Anyway, but by the time I was at school, the hot boys in high school
were, like, graffers.
Graffers?
What's a graffer?
Like, they would, like, graffiti.
What?
That was, like, the cool boys and, like, you would.
And you liked them.
Tony, I will never break a rule, law, or damage anything lodge.
That was like the cool boys.
And they were known as graffers?
That's what they were called, yeah.
Who were those boys?
Are they graffers?
Yes.
Is that a Perth thing?
I don't know.
I've never heard that.
Has anyone else heard graffers?
No.
Everyone's shaking their head in this room.
Well, yeah, that was like the-
Or maybe it was just your school.
Maybe it was just two guys who said graffers once and they just owned it.
No, it was like a thing and they would go and you would know-
Their tag?
Their tag.
Dictation?
Yeah.
Where's that from?
It's Summer Heights, aye?
Yeah.
But yeah, and you would know what their tag was and if you went on the train or whatever,
you'd be able to be like, oh yeah, that's them or that's that person from that school
or whatever.
So did you have a personal favorite?
Well, as in tag, no, because I'm not into graffiti.
Yeah, but like a grapher boy?
There was two boys at school.
Well, there was a few boys that did it.
So it was like I'd say that it's like the evolution of the esche
is probably what the grapher used to be.
I'm talking about this so scientifically.
The evolution.
Yeah, like they would now be what is considered an esche, I think.
But they were less like aggressive.
They just smoked weed and tagged stuff.
Yeah, weed and aggression is not.
Yeah.
But they like all had like little ratties.
You like that?
Like a thick rat's tail.
So not a rat's tail but like, you know, like a long mohawk kind of cunt.
Yeah.
So not a rat's tail because that's disgusting.
Thank you.
So like a mullet, like a modern-y mullet.
A mullet that went all the way back.
And it was like.
Like a mohican that went all the way back.
Yeah, like a mohawk.
But it was like, then like hit the collar kind of thing.
And it was like, yeah, anyway.
And you like this.
There was a bunch of boys at my school that were like that.
Name names.
Who was the one though?
So the one that I like really like, he was such a sweetheart
and he was such a nice guy and his name was Jake.
So Jake, a real sweetheart that used to just like vandalise shit.
Just a real little sweetie.
Well, yeah.
Used to damage commercial property.
Just a real sweetheart.
My fucking taxes are paying for that shit.
And obviously I do not condone vandalism and graffiti.
Do you like graffiti as an art style?
Well, yeah.
What they can do is insane.
But obviously it's just like misplaced.
Yeah.
Like, unfortunately.
Where is, what was his name again?
Jake.
Where's Jake now?
I actually have no idea.
Locked up?
No, no, no.
I think he worked at Tintacar for a while.
Oh, so things are going well.
Like wrapping cars and stuff.
Oh, that people actually asked for.
That's a nice change because he's been wrapping cars for ages.
Yeah.
He was like, I feel like this car needs to be wrapped in dicks
drawn with spray paint.
That I've sprayed on, yeah.
And then like because he had his tag and it was like a specific.
I'm not going to say it because I don't want him to get in trouble.
You don't want to out him?
So when next time you're on a train in Perth, you'll be like,
oh, my God, that might be Jake.
That might be him.
I'm sure that all of the, like, rollover of, like,
over 10 years ago is probably all those tags are gone.
I'm still there.
But he had a specific tag and he tagged my lever.
Like, you know when you sign your leversavers jumper at the end of the year?
I know.
Thanks.
Phoebe is blushing because I'm about, like, this is so exciting.
I was so thrilled.
I, like, didn't sleep for three weeks.
Is that why you've got anxiety?
Yeah.
He wrote on my leavers jacket his tag.
And his tag was, like, his name, like.
I don't want to out him, but it turns out his tag was Jake.
I was thinking that's Jake's one.
It was Jakus was his thing.
And it said Jakus.
Then underneath it said Jakus loves you.
Thank you guys.
Do you reckon Jakus will be there tonight?
Well, again, not really the same crowd, is it?
Is it though?
The Graffers and the Blink-182s.
I reckon the crossover between Graffers and Blink-182s are fucking.
I reckon the crossover between Graffers and Blitz and Esso would probably be higher.
Oh, yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
For those playing along at home, classic Aussie hip hop.
Yeah.
Aussie hip hops is fucking sick, but it's not the.
Draft.
Yeah, draft.
Yeah, Paul.
Yeah, great guy.
Hilltop Hoods.
The Herd.
Yeah.
360. Oh, fuck. How good is 360? Yeah. Pez. Hilltop Hoods. The Herd. Yep.
360.
Fuck, how good is 360?
Pez.
Oh, Pez.
Yeah.
Oh, Festival Song by Pez is like one of my all-time favourite songs.
It's like a video clip filmed at Pyramid Rock, Phillip Island.
Was it?
Yep.
Whether it be Falls Festival to Pyramid Rocks, it is because that's the line in the song.
Yep.
Wow. So this is actually turning's the line in the song. Yep. Wow.
So this is actually turning into the Aussie Hip Hop Podcast.
So say Jakes is there tonight.
He's not.
Well, I mean, he lives in Perth.
So first of all. Well, that's what he probably thought about you.
Like, how would you know?
Everyone in Perth moves to Melbourne at some stage.
That is actually factually correct, yes.
And if you were like big in Graffers.
I wasn't big in graffers.
No, like, if he was big in graffers, like, surely Melbourne is, like,
the home of graffing.
Well, yeah, the laneways, et cetera.
The laneways.
So he's probably, like, like you, has gone, well,
if I need to be serious about this career,
I need to take it to over east and go to Melbourne where it's at.
Over east.
And then he goes, fuck me.
Blink-182's coming to town.
Yeah.
Imagine if that hot girl from school, Tony, I'd draw on her jacket.
And tonight I'm going to draw on her stomach with my.
Ryan!
Sorry, are we still on?
This is how we talk on the Aussie Hip Hop Podcast.
It is, it is.
Actually, yeah, yeah.
No holds barred.
I think.
Well, he's not going to be there.
You're going to travel to both Rod Laver Arena and the Eiffel Tower tonight.
Do you know what?
So I saw this TikTok recently.
Are you open to that?
Yes or no?
No.
Okay, I'll let him know.
Well, not with him.
Oh.
Yeah.
Well, it was just a long time ago.
Yeah.
No, but I saw this TikTok recently and it was like a girl being like me shaving my hoo-ha before a One Direction concert
thinking like I was going to get pulled on stage.
Yeah.
But it's like this trend of being like he's going to see me in the crowd,
pull me up and like want to take me backstage.
Oh, so they're shaving their hoo-has expecting a Directioner
to slay them backstage.
Expecting that like fucking Niall Horan was going to be like,
you, like, come with me.
And, like, you know how you kind of think, you're like, wow.
Are you going to be wearing your best underwear tonight?
Well, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
Because imagine if Travis Barker goes, wouldn't mind, and I'll be ready.
Yeah.
So what are you wearing then?
Nothing.
No, I'm bloody excited though.
But there is part of me that's like a bit delusional to be like,
imagine if he saw me and like, you know,
I was wearing like winged eyeliner and he was into that.
He probably, well, he's.
Should I stretch my ears again just for tonight?
First of all, yes.
Spaces, get them back.
I believe his wife will not be traveling because of the new baby.
So, you know, he's different area codes, different roads.
You don't know the rules of their relationship.
Yeah, I don't know how it works.
And rock stars, man.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I mean, they're with a chance maybe.
But, yeah, so there's part of me that's like he's obviously going to see me
and be like, oh, she looks like she has an Aussie hip-hop podcast.
You kind of do though.
You're wearing a New York Yankees hat and a denim.
I look fashionable.
I don't look like a graffer.
No, but like hip hop.
Like you could get away with hip hop.
I don't look like I do hip hop.
You look like you could host a hip hop podcast.
And that's not a bad thing.
That's actually a compliment.
And on Valentine's Day as well.
Is that the gift that you got me?
No, it's not actually. Oh, I've got you a gift though. People have to check that out. Oh, I That's actually a compliment. And on Valentine's Day as well. Is that the gift that you got me? No, it's not actually.
Oh, I've got you a gift though.
People have to check that out online.
Oh, I've got you a gift.
Yeah.
Okay.
You can say that later online because I have to go and arrange a few things.
Oh, okay.
It's Tom DeLonge.
What's his name?
DeLonge.
But yes, I would prefer Travis Barker.
That's okay.
Oh.
Tom, sorry, mate.
Tell him to go back. Do you want to do something nice for someone? Yeah, sorry. That was really not nice of me. That's okay. Oh. Tom, sorry, mate. Tell him to go back.
Do you want to do something nice for someone?
Yeah, sorry.
That was really not nice of me.
Good luck tonight.
Can you?
I'll wear my best knickers.
Can you?
Feel the love tonight.
Post a photo.
Yep.
In the Tony and Ryan Facebook group.
Yep.
And a photo of what you're wearing,
the outfit.
And I don't want to be creepy, but I'll just say if you want to, like,
allude to any of the other questions that have been asked,
that's also fine.
No.
All right.
And tell Jakes I said hi.
I will.
I'll message you.
I'll search him on Facebook, see what he's up to.
Can we actually?
Privately.
Yep.
No last names. I've got to on Facebook, see what he's up to. Can we actually? Privately. Yep, no last names.
I've got a You Love To See It here.
Yeah, we're still on the Hip Hop
podcast. Tony and Ryan's Hip Hop
podcast. Hip Hop cast.
There's like a pun in there. I know it,
but I can't. You do the work yourself.
This You Love To See It is from
Victoria Farrow, who posted this in our Facebook
group. G'day Farrow.
G'day Farrow. G'day Farrow. Welcome to this in our Facebook group. G'day, Farrow. G'day, Farrow.
G'day, Farrow.
Welcome to the Australian Hip Hop Podcast.
The way he said, G'day, Farrow.
Sounded like you're on Last Stop Larimar.
Maybe I am.
Yeah.
I've just met my first tarper in the wild.
Oh.
I posted recently about going to a silent book club
and was feeling a bit nervous about it,
but everyone had so many great comments and lovely things to say.
Aren't all book clubs kind of silent?
Well, no, because you don't sit there and read together.
You sit there and discuss the book you've read separately.
So then what's a silent book club?
Well, I don't know.
If only someone could tell us and someone could shut the fuck up
and let the comment continue.
Well, I don't think that Victoria, I don't think it's Farrow,
goes on to describe what the Silent Book Club is.
You could Google that later.
I'm not as shy as I used to be, but certain situations
make me still feel a bit like, oh, I don't really want to make me defy.
Yeah, I get it.
You know, the Silent Book Club was great and I'm so glad I went.
I didn't expect to meet a fellow tarpa, though.
You'll have to see it.
You'll have to see that.
Yeah.
How did you figure out that you're a a tarper you shouldn't be fucking talking,
Victoria, and we'll be seeing you after class?
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Maybe it was a drink bottle or a bit of merch or something.
Well, maybe.
Oh, maybe they were reading my book.
Tickets.
Sorry.
But maybe they were.
Valentine's Day.
Treat yourself.
Treat yourself.
Maybe they were.
G'day, Farrow.
This is, you'll love to see it, from Anamelia,
and it's not the Amelia's from earlier in the week.
Oh, my God.
I thought you meant their name was Anamelia.
I was like, wow, that is beautiful.
Anamelia.
Don't hate it.
New name.
But it is Anamelia.
It is one Amelia.
Yeah, but it's not the Amelia from earlier in the week.
Okay.
I've got a friend called Amelia. Do you reckon it's not the Amelia from earlier in the week. Okay. I've got a friend called Amelia.
Do you reckon it's her?
What's her last name?
What's it start with?
Whitehead.
Whitehead?
Yeah.
No.
She used to work at Luna, the brow place I go to.
In Brunswick.
Yeah, on Larkin Street.
First day of class, it starts at 2.50.
And I was cutting it fine because the GPS said I'd get to campus at 2.48.
That's not enough time.
Is this for uni?
Yeah.
Half an hour before.
The campuses are huge.
And you've got to get a good seat in the lecture theatre and stuff.
But, like, you can't park and just go in.
You've got to park, walk halfway a fucking kilometre across the thing.
That's, like, no way.
Not going to happen.
She said Ryan will like this.
GPS said 2.48.
Got there at 2.44.
Love to fucking see it, GPS, and suck my dick.
That four minutes, that's a big shave.
That's like my pussy tonight.
I don't know what to say to you.
Shaving time and shaving John.
Alright, that'll fucking do me.
Valentine's Day, more like Shaving Giant's Day.
And I've always said that.
Always said that.
All right, good luck getting railed tonight, everyone.
We'll see you tomorrow.
Love you.
Bye.