Toni and Ryan - You iPhone Horoscope

Episode Date: July 26, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author, best-selling Dr. Author, Tony Lodge, and we are calling Mikey, who is in New South Wales. Oh, right up the road. Could have driven and recorded this in person. In St. George's Basin in Sydney? I have no idea. Hello? Mikey? Yes. It's Tony and Ryan. Hello.
Starting point is 00:00:23 Hello. How are you? I'm fantastic. And Ryan's Tony and Ryan. Hello. Hello. How are you? I'm fantastic. And Ryan's here as well. Yeah, unfortunately I'm here. Is St George's Bay, is that in Sydney or whereabouts are you? I'm like south coast through South Wales. Oh, delicious. Oh, nice.
Starting point is 00:00:36 Like Jervis Bay. Yeah. Oh, that is nice. Are you on the beach, like right on the beach? Yes. Yep. Where are you right now? What are you on the beach, like right on the beach? Yes. Yep. Where are you right now? What are you wearing?
Starting point is 00:00:48 No, just kidding. Oh, well, I'm wearing my best lace teddy just for you. Oh, there we go. Well, Tony is a surfer girl. Hashtag wet for life. Yep, thank you. Keep that in mind. But, Mikey, will you approve today's episode?
Starting point is 00:01:01 I suppose I can do that. Yay! Legend. Hey, it's Mikey from Shoalhaven, New South Wales, and I approve this podcast. All right, coming up today, what your iPhone lock screen says about you as a person. So everyone's got something on their iPhone lock screen.
Starting point is 00:01:32 And I have, I don't want to say it's like a Dolly magazine quiz or a BuzzFeed quiz, but I don't know how scientific the origins of my findings are. And I just want to be like upfront about that. I read this thing and it said that your lock screen is like a modern day locket. You know how like back in the day like you would wear a locket that had like a photo of like your kids or your partner or whatever. I read that it's like that's kind of that version of that is like, oh, yep, that's on my lock screen.
Starting point is 00:02:02 So if you have a picture of your loved one or a picture of your pet or a picture of you and your friends or maybe just one of the default Apple ones, whatever choice you've made, it says something about who you are as a person. Oh, okay. So we'll get to that soon. But first, let's do normal or nah. Does normal or nah need a song?
Starting point is 00:02:21 Is it normal? Is it nah? We'll find out while you're listening in the car this has been sent in by my that was quite impressive actually that was on the fly that was real good that was real good normal or nah tony being a lyrical genius normal normal for her obviously yeah um people submit these in the tony and ryan facebook group so if you want to submit your one, Tony and Ryan podcast on Facebook, come join us and our 59,000 friends. Except this will fuck you off. Oh, great.
Starting point is 00:02:52 Maya McGrath asks, is it normal or not to drink the shower water? My boyfriend thinks it's the weirdest, grossest thing, but I think it's so convenient. You're already washing yourself in clean water. Why not have a drink at the same time? Now you're clean and hydrated. It's two birds, one stone. Is it?
Starting point is 00:03:13 I'm going to say nah to drinking it. Like I, we cannot get fucking stuck on this again. I brush my teeth in the shower. So I will rinse my mouth out in the shower or whatever. But I would never drink the water in the shower. It's the wrong temperature. I only drink like ice cold water. And whilst I do generally shower cold, it's not the right.
Starting point is 00:03:40 No. So if you want a cold shower, fine. But okay, let's talk about heat. Yeah. If I want a cup of tea, it's really hot. Yeah, it's not like tap water hot. And if I want a glass of water, it's cool. But I feel like it's this murky middle ground,
Starting point is 00:03:55 which is like not too hot that it'll burn you. And then when you drink it, you can almost taste the shit temperature. Yes, I totally agree. Yeah. And do you remember when I said this to you recently and you kind of disagreed, but I think this is a perfect time to bring it up that like water from the sink in the bathroom tastes like the bathroom water from the sink in the kitchen tastes like the kitchen i don't disagree with the theory i disagree with like yeah like we know it's not but it feels
Starting point is 00:04:20 like i remember as a kid my like childhood bedroom was right next to the like main bathroom in the house, so way closer than the kitchen. So if in the middle of the night I needed a glass of water. A little tiny little bit parched. Yeah, or like fill up my water bottle or whatever, I would like go to the bathroom because I was really scared of the dark, still am, and that was like more convenient, but it tastes weird.
Starting point is 00:04:47 It tastes like bathroom pipes. It tastes like the bathroom. It doesn't taste like the kitchen. And then it also does get you into a bit of strife if you're like overseas on holiday. Like do you remember when we went to Jakarta for work last year? Yeah. And I was like, oh, my gosh, I know that like some places you shouldn't drink like the tap water. And they write that on the thing
Starting point is 00:05:05 like don't drink the tap water. Here's a bottle for when you're brushing your teeth and stuff. And then I always go halfway into the mouth and I go, oh. So you drank the water but I was the one who shat themselves. Yeah, weird. But, yeah, I mean, diarrhea, it can hit at any time. It can. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:21 Especially in the hallway of Hilton. Yeah. Yeah. But so I i'm gonna say normal i say nah sorry to drinking the water that just just have a glass when you hop out yeah surely it's fine yeah oh no we're gonna have to beep out a part of this story and tony you just give me the nod when you think that's the spot oh Oh, okay. Anonymous asked, is it normal to have sex with your dog in the bed? Not sex with your dog in the bed, like to have sex with your partner when the dog is, like, in the bed.
Starting point is 00:05:57 Just to clarify. Okay. And this is anonymous. Is it you? No, I'm on the record. No, the dog has to go out of the room. Okay. On the bed, I think, nah.
Starting point is 00:06:13 Anonymous says, I think it's fine if the dog is curled up in a little ball, you know, in the end corner, leaving plenty of room for activity. I don't have the heart to move her to the floor, but my husband hates it, and he always wants to move her before he starts moving me. Oh, fuck.
Starting point is 00:06:32 He wants to move her outside before he moves my insides. To get around this problem, I just try and distract my husband so he forgets about the dog. Sitting on his face usually does the trick. Would love to know your opinion. Anonymous.
Starting point is 00:06:50 Was that maybe the part that should be beeped? Yeah. Yeah. I think that's fine. Okay. I'm actually all good with that. With the wording or with the act? Both, I guess.
Starting point is 00:07:10 I think that if your dog is a dog that, like, would jump on the bed anyway in, like, the middle of it, then I think normal because then it's just, like, not distracting. Yeah. Like, if you've got to put the dog outside and it just spends the whole time, like. Yeah, and then you're just, like, the fucking dog is, like. It's scratching at the door. Yeah. I'm thinking about the dog instead put the dog outside and it just spends the whole time like. Yeah. And then you're just like the fucking dog is like. It's scratching at the door. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:27 I'm thinking about the dog instead of the dog. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? We like, so we have pet steps for Pippa to get onto our bed, like at bedtime. So we move the steps out of the way. Oh, gotcha. So we're able to her not be on the bed. So is that part of the foreplay? Oh, I've moved the steps out of the way. Oh, gotcha. So we're able to her not be on the bed. So is that part of the foreplay?
Starting point is 00:07:47 Oh, I've moved the steps. Yeah, that's like COVID. I've moved the pet steps, TM. Yeah. With a Z. Use code Tony Lodge. Yeah. So I'm going to say normal because I think if your dog is just going to,
Starting point is 00:08:01 like, sit at the end of the bed and it's all good, but if the dog is like, what's going on? Then I think it needs to go outside. Yeah. Yep. Agreed. Agreed. Yeah, no, out of the room.
Starting point is 00:08:11 Well, I just don't want him saying, like dogs have memories. Oh, I don't think. Nah, that part doesn't bother me. It's more the distraction. You want Pippa to say that? No. Okay. You have taken that completely out of context.
Starting point is 00:08:26 What do you mean? Me going, I don't think it's that wrong. And you're like, oh, you want her to see? Like, no, that's not what I thought I said. Like, I don't want BJ to see that. I don't want him to look at me. He's got these beautiful puppy dog eyes. I don't want him to see that.
Starting point is 00:08:39 Pippa's eyes are huge. She can see everything. Yeah, everything. Every stray hair. Oh, yeah. Every ingrown hair. Every would say everything. Yeah, everything. Every stray hair. Oh, yeah. Every ingrown hair. Every bead of sweat. But I think as well, like, it's very distracting, though,
Starting point is 00:08:50 when you're, like, getting hot and heavy and then you're like, Pippa, please don't do that, sweetheart, you know? Because you can't, like, so if you're. Pippa, stop it. Torbs keep going. Pippa, stop it. Yeah. Because if you're just, like, in it. Torbs, keep going. Pippa, stop it. Yeah. Because if you're just like in the mood, right?
Starting point is 00:09:07 You're in the moment and you're maybe chatting a bit. Your voice isn't the voice that you use when you talk to your dog. What would the difference be if you were to give an example? I really want to. I really want to, but I can't. So if you. I can see it's like. I don't want to say it coming out of your mouth. Oh, well did it. I don't want to say I can see it coming out of your mouth.
Starting point is 00:09:26 Oh, well, no, you see it going in. You know what I'm saying. First, give us the pipper. Pip. I can't actually. Pip. All right, it happened. The audio queen is beeping on the fly.
Starting point is 00:09:41 I've edited it. Beeping in real time. Mary Lynn asks, normal or not? Thanks, Mary Lynn. I feel bad for the plates at the bottom of the pile in the cabinet because they're always left at the bottom and they might feel left out. They never get their time to shine. I completely agree.
Starting point is 00:10:01 So when I put clean plates back into the cabinet, I'll get the plates already in the cabinet i'll get the plates already in the cabinet out and put them on the bench then i'll get the freshly clean plates in the cabinet and put them at the bottom and then get the all the plates from the top and put them on top this way they'll be used next all plates will rotate through they'll all get their turn to be used and no one gets left out that's's really nice, but I'm too lazy for that. I go, oh, that's really sad, isn't it? Pop the other ones on the top and then just move on with my life.
Starting point is 00:10:30 Yeah. Yeah. Normal the feeling, nah the doing. Hey, it's Mikey from Shoalhaven, New South Wales, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout-out to a few of our champion-tapions from the Patreon. Maddie Brown. Love to see that, Maddie.
Starting point is 00:11:01 Thanks, Maddie. Leanna. Katie White. Oh, Maddie Brown and Katie White. Oh, match made in heaven. Elle Purple. No, just kidding. Just Elle., Maddie. Thanks, Maddie. Leanna, Katie White. Oh, Maddie Brown and Katie White. Oh, match made in heaven. Elle Purple. No, just kidding. Just Elle.
Starting point is 00:11:09 And Anna Sue. Just wanted to keep the big name. Yeah, no, we get it. Yeah. Just wanted to be part of it. No, that's... All good. Anyway, thank you for being my advocate. I love it.
Starting point is 00:11:20 Please, if you're listening on the Spotify app, press follow. Yes. Helps everyone. Helps you, press follow. Yes. That helps everyone. Helps you, helps us. That would be excellent. We're just talking about the dishwasher etiquette and stuff. And what runs out first at your place? As in, like, what do you go, fuck, we've run out of those?
Starting point is 00:11:40 We better put the dishwasher on. For us, it's the mugs. Mugs, yeah. Because we're doing lots of cups of tea, especially we're both like Bridget's at home all the time. I'm working from home. Lots of cups of tea. So when we're out of cups, it's like, oh, put the dishwasher on.
Starting point is 00:11:52 Are you not reusing a cup? Well, yeah. I mean, it gets to the. Oh, like if I'm having a cup of tea, if I was having a coffee, I would like wipe that mug out and go again. And if I was having a cup of tea, you don't even need to wipe it out. Oh, because I don't have tea with milk. Oh, you just top it up. So it's just hot water.
Starting point is 00:12:07 I just top it up with more hot water. Well, it gets to that stage. And our kettle has a button and it says keep warm. Oh, that's real nice. Yeah, it is. I tell you what I've got dreams of. Like one of the plumbed in hot taps. A zip tap.
Starting point is 00:12:20 Yeah. I've looked at those. How expensive are they? So I looked at it. Are they a bit? It's like $5,000 for the actual tap. And then it's like. The power to keep it.
Starting point is 00:12:30 It's a rigmarole to like get it put in and everything. Yeah. Because you know what I did look at? The sparkling water tap. I don't even like sparkling water, but what a great flex. You know what I mean? So when I worked at Perth at Hit 1929. I worked at Perth.
Starting point is 00:12:45 Yeah. So in the workplace, it. I worked at Perth. Yeah. So in the workplace, it had the blue button for cold, the red for hot, so just cup of tea on demand. And then if you press both at the same time, sparkling. Warm. Oh. It makes sense. Perfectly tepid water.
Starting point is 00:13:01 I think it was the first time I found this out. I was like, oh, maybe I just want some warm water. Got to sort of sparkling. Oh, my God. Is it sparkling? But do you know? Why not get a third button? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:12 If you think about an equation, right? Like, oh, blue, yellow, green. Right? Everyone's happy. Hot, cold, sparkling. That's just off, isn't it? Yep. Like, there's just no way that the average person would go,
Starting point is 00:13:27 fuck, press those at the same time, get some sparkling water. Like the maths does not math in that situation. Hey, Tony. Yeah. What's two? Two. Plus two. Sparkling!
Starting point is 00:13:38 Wrong! What? So the iPhone. God, that's going to be a great creation. You know this podcast is in 2023. Yeah. I think she went back on time for a moment there. Did you have the original iPhone?
Starting point is 00:13:59 Like, did you ever have one of the curved ones? I wasn't a, and still kind of aren't, I wouldn't put myself in the category of like the early adopter. We're not early adopters. No. We're not. No.
Starting point is 00:14:09 Because we like to know that things work. When you get to about the Apple Watch 5, then you've probably figured it out. Yep. Then I might be interested. And you'll only buy a 5 when they're up to 8. Yeah. You know, because you know that the 5, that's still good. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:22 Because they're still selling it three sessions later. Because I still haven't got my Apple Watch. You know how I talked about it months ago? I still haven't like, in fact, fuck it, I'm going to do it today. Hot kill energy. Do you want to use my Flybuys card? Because I'd love the points. I use my own points.
Starting point is 00:14:36 You don't have a Flyboys. Flyboys. Flyboys. Flyboys seems like a really cool rap group. B-boys, Flygirls, all your hands in the air. What your iPhone lock screen says about you as a person. And this one Australian bloke has been embarrassed internationally by how lame his lock screen is.
Starting point is 00:14:57 Imagine being international news about how lame your lock screen is. But first, if you have a selfie, a picture of your pet, a picture of your partner selfie a picture of your pet picture of your partner picture of your baby or the default apple one this is what it says about you what have you got tony um i have like a um a beautiful photo of the ocean i'm just clearing my notification so you can see it um because i used to have a picture of um my partner tor. And then I found that like when I was out in public, I was like, oh, that's actually private. Okay. And so I would be using my phone and I'd be like, oh.
Starting point is 00:15:31 And so I just set it as something that would like the idea. And I don't know if there's any signs on this, but the idea is that when I look at that, it feels like fresh and new, right? Like it doesn't. If your iPhone lock screen is the picture of nature. Mine is, yep. It means you have inspirations to travel and seeing the world and you feel somewhat not necessarily trapped,
Starting point is 00:15:55 but you feel like you haven't seen everything you want to see and you haven't done everything you want to do. And this is a little reminder that there's more out there for you. Genuinely, that's why I picked this. Because I was like, it reminds me of like the rest of the world. When I'm going for work. The science is real. This is like a horoscope.
Starting point is 00:16:10 It kind of is. This is cool. I like this. Cam, what have you got on yours, Cam? Mine's an amalgamations of things that I love. So it's a little Photoshop picture. Oh, a collage. A meerkat, mountains with snow, the docking station from Interstellar,
Starting point is 00:16:24 lavender, the logo from Watchmen and the eye from- When you say docking station. Yeah, from Interstellar. Oh, okay. PG. PG. The PG version of docking. Not the-
Starting point is 00:16:34 Space docking. Yeah, cool. And the eye from everything, everywhere, all at once. I feel like that's similar in terms of a reminder of the world around us and everything out there. Yeah, I think so. What's yours? I've got a picture of Bridget.
Starting point is 00:16:45 Now, that seems obviously quite lame, but she's wearing a dressing gown and hugging a cheeseburger. A cheeseburger. And I just remember, it's just like the cutest thing ever. Yeah. If your iPhone lock screen is a picture of your partner, it indicates the closeness of your relationship, and you love it when someone asks about the photo because it means
Starting point is 00:17:03 you get to gush about the person you adore the most. So someone goes, oh, what's that? And I go, oh, it's Bridget. She's sucking a cheeseburger and it's so cute. That's really nice. Can I tell you what Torbz's lock screen is? Please. So it's a picture of my face smushed up against the shower screen door
Starting point is 00:17:23 and it looks like I'm trapped in the phone. So it's literally like my face like doing a fake little kiss and like my face is like, you know, like actually like full frontal smushed into the glass. So it looks like I'm trapped in the phone, like trying to give him a little kiss through the phone. One day you will be trapped in a phone and it'll be like the boy who cried wolf.
Starting point is 00:17:46 Yep. And no one will believe him because they'll be like I heard that on the podcast. Yeah, I've seen that photo. It was funny. We get it. But I'm really, really
Starting point is 00:17:52 I'm in the phone. You know what that means though? What? Torbs respects the closeness of your relationship and Torbs loves it when he goes to work and people go oh, what's that?
Starting point is 00:18:06 Because he gets to gush about the person he adores. And he gets to say, oh, my partner is so funny and quirky. You almost said wife. I know. I know. I felt that. I didn't know if you'd be done. I almost said wife.
Starting point is 00:18:16 If your iPhone lock screen is a picture of your pet, which is surprising that we don't have that. I feel like we've both got pet on the phone energies. Pet on the phone energies. Pet on the phone energies. It means you're an emotional person who feels a lot of feelings. Also relatable. That is relatable. Since your pet can put a smile on your face no matter what you're dealing with, you love to have their smiling mug on your phone to bring your emotions back when need be.
Starting point is 00:18:40 So if you're having a rough time, I can just like, you know. Pippa is the lock screen on my laptop that counts like the um like you know when you log in and it's got the circle with a photo in it that's a picture of people like this that's really cute and that's so when my i open my laptop that's the first thing that i see and i'm like oh my baby now i don't want to say i read this article on like wish or what's that one the red that starts with a q like when you quora yeah like the question yeah it's quora always like i think it's like it's like it's like yahoo answers isn't it yeah i mean read it was that what you were gonna say the thing that starts with r no it was quora oh yeah quoraiora. Someone just dropped...
Starting point is 00:19:25 Sorry, mate. Sorry. Tony's about to give me shit about being able to talk. Now you go. Now you go. Someone just booked a trip to New Zealand. Obviously, then I just fucking stopped talking. I did just book a trip to New Zealand.
Starting point is 00:19:43 This is where whoever works for Kiora or Wish.com or whoever wrote this article. Why is there Wish? Like, Wish is like the shit versions of stuff. Is that what you mean? Because the article just felt like a shit version of what's supposed to be a proper scientific article. Okay.
Starting point is 00:19:56 And this is where whoever wrote it at whatever company or whatever website starts getting a bit sassy, which I actually didn't mind. If your iPhone lock screen is a selfie, you're probably very confident in yourself or at least you're trying to seem like it. Okay, don't at me, plus. I know.
Starting point is 00:20:15 If your iPhone lock screen is a picture of you with your friends, it means you're not necessarily a social butterfly, but around your best friends, you never have to hide your true self. Seeing this picture reminds you to be your best friends you never have to hide your true self seeing this picture reminds you to be your best true self like you can be when your friends are around oh that's really nice it really is i watched this tiktok um like this morning or yesterday and it said um and it was this girl and it was like a very one of those very aesthetic videos she's like tidying her apartment and this um caption thing the subtitles guess, but she wasn't saying anything,
Starting point is 00:20:48 was like, oh, I always thought that I was an introvert because I don't like being around a lot of people. But it turns out I just like being at peace. So it's not about being an introvert. It's like, oh, I'm extroverted around people that make me feel comfortable and calm and who I enjoy rather than it being like, oh, I don't like people. Yeah. It's like, no, I just am specific about who I put energy into.
Starting point is 00:21:11 Do you think it's like I thought I was an introvert but it actually just turns out I fucking hate my friendship group? Yeah. And like your friends don't bring you joy and like you've maybe got like a bit of a toxic friendship group or there's someone that always puts you on edge or whatever. So then you think you don't like going out, but in reality it's that you don't like going out with them.
Starting point is 00:21:28 Yeah. And that really like threw me because I was like, fuck, I've definitely experienced times where I'm like, I hate going out. It's like, no, I just don't have anyone that I want to go out with. You know? Back in the past. Can we? Like not currently because I'd love to.
Starting point is 00:21:44 Let's go out tonight, the three of us. Great. For dinner. Sure. Great. Mosh out. Dinner on me. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:21:51 So how am I going to cancel this one? But if you're paying. No, let's go out for dinner tonight. Mosh out. Great. It's really common. It's really common for people to lose their phone while they're snow skiing, apparently. And the reason that the iPhone lock screen is so important is because all these phones get handed into Lost and Found.
Starting point is 00:22:12 And of course, they all look the same. Because, you know, every iPhone looks the same, right? So people go, I lost my phone and they bring out a box of 50 and go, well, which one is it? So this is why the lock screen on a ski field is surprisingly important. Because you go, mine is the picture of the girl with the cheeseburger. So then they can look through and go, oh, here's yours. And it kind of like proves that it's yours. You don't just go, yeah, I've got an iPhone 14 Max or fucking whatever.
Starting point is 00:22:36 So it's not only identification, but it's a little security test. Yeah. So this one bro, his lock screen is a screenshot from his notes and it's obviously like a bit of a reminder. He's left himself a bit of a note to like keep grinding and keep hustling. That's really sweet actually. It's actually fucking not.
Starting point is 00:22:58 Oh, okay. Okay, sorry. It's so lame. He lost it. I think that's really not. Wait till I read the things. Okay, sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry. It's so lame. He lost it. I think that's really... Wait till I read the things. Okay, sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Starting point is 00:23:09 Fuck bitches, get money. And I'm like, oh. You've seen the article? Oh! Let me read them out. You're joking me. Number one, get jacked. Have $25,000 in bank account.
Starting point is 00:23:25 Have three girls on roster at all times. No. Get better at fighting. What? Get better at fighting. Have a motorbike. Cool. Don't get a haircut for three months.
Starting point is 00:23:44 He's grounded out. Working on himself. And so this a haircut for three months. He's grounded out. Working on himself. And so this guy's lost his phone and it's been handed in. See, I thought that was sweet until he got to the bit about having three girls on the roster. That's not ideal. No. Okay. If you need three girls on the roster, the first two aren't good enough.
Starting point is 00:24:03 At the end of the day, the iPhone box is empty at the ski fields except for that one because even he didn't want to go up and go, yeah, so the one about fucking bitches and getting money, that one's mine. He goes, yeah, what's on your lock screen? He goes, I'll just buy a fucking Nokia. Lucky he had that $25,000 in his account he bought on your iPhone. Oh, fuck.
Starting point is 00:24:26 That is hilarious. Shit. All right, what's your You Love To See It? So, My You Love To See It is a recommendation that we got in our Facebook group. And Tamara Retke simply wrote, this is my You Love To See It. It's a brand new chocolate with crunchy nut cereal in it.
Starting point is 00:24:44 Get the fuck out. Is that in Australia? Yeah. We should try it, eh? We are on the record as saying there isn't a lot we wouldn't do for crunchy nut. Fuck, crunchy nut's good. It's a fucking... You couldn't have it every day, though.
Starting point is 00:24:56 You haven't. You have not. I've organised this. Fuck. Yep. Tony. Should we have a bit? How about...
Starting point is 00:25:07 Did you hide that in a pot plant? Yeah, because my side of the desk is, like, closest to the door. Yeah. And I knew that as you walked in, like, you would have seen. Whereas when you hide stuff, I can't see it because I don't go on that side. Yep. Let me break you off a bit. This is making me more pro plants, by the way.
Starting point is 00:25:22 Yeah, because you never know what could be in there. No, you actually don't. Are you going to... A little bit? Okay, just first of all, I'd just like the record to show that there's four blocks per line and Tony broke off... Oh, there's three. Okay, two to one. Okay.
Starting point is 00:25:38 Cameron? Thank you. Oh! Yep. Sorry to be eating on a podcast everyone. You know what that tastes like? If you had cereal with chocolate milk. Like if instead of like white milk, milk as it's known. White milk.
Starting point is 00:25:57 Oh yeah, pink milk. Like what the fuck? Where are we? Wyoming where everything's white. Yeah. That's so yum. That's really good. Oh, and, where everything's white? Yeah. That's so yum. That's really good. Oh, and you bought a whole block?
Starting point is 00:26:10 Well, I mean, you can't buy half a block. RIP, yeah, well. And that would have just been rude. I'll tell you a joke, Bridget and I. It's like a running joke that's never been funny, and I say it three times a week. Yeah. And I always think it's hilarious.
Starting point is 00:26:22 Yeah. So I'm the guy in our household that, like, will run out late to get the milk or the bread or go get us coffees or something. And I'll often come home with a block of chocolate or something. And I go, oh, they had a sale on. That's really sweet. She goes, oh, you got some chocolate. Oh, they had a sale on. Yeah, when you buy the dog food, you get a free block of chocolate.
Starting point is 00:26:42 I think that's so sweet. Do you remember during the live stream when someone at some point said, like, what's a lame joke that you have with your partner that you, you know, use all the time? That's really sweet. Thank you. Yeah. And is that what happened this morning, obviously?
Starting point is 00:26:58 Yeah, they had a sale on. Yeah. Yeah. I bought this lipstick and this was free, so I thought I might as well. My love to see it is butter chicken. Oh, calming my arsehole. Now. How good is butter chicken?
Starting point is 00:27:13 I will never go past a butter chook me. So good. A what? A butter chook me, comma me. Like, I'll never go past it me. That's like an English thing I'm saying. I've been watching a lot of Gavin and it, me. Like, that's like an English thing of saying. I've been watching a lot of Gavin and Stacey recently. Thanks for that.
Starting point is 00:27:30 You're watching James Corden. Oh, pre-Drums. Pre-Drums. Long time before the drums. Wasn't he a cockhead since birth, though? Yeah, I think he was a cockhead since birth. But we didn't know that then. But we didn't know then.
Starting point is 00:27:44 And I think that maybe he was a bit less of a cockhead because he was small. Like he didn't have a big ego, big following, whatever. But that show is really good. I feel like there's a stigma against butter chicken. I think that people think it's like basic white people Indian food. It's like the obvious choice. But it's delicious. And it's like you're some uncultured loser for ordering the basic option.
Starting point is 00:28:04 But you know who the real loser is? People not eating the fucking butter chicken. Yeah, fucking sucked in. But it's delicious. And it's like you're some uncultured loser for ordering the basic option. But you know who the real loser is? People not eating the fucking butter chicken. Yeah, fucking sucked in. Butter chicken fucking rules. We always do. Like if we order Indian like for dinner or whatever, we'll do like a really spicy something, like something that's like fucked spicy. Yep.
Starting point is 00:28:19 And then we'll always get a butter chook as well because the taste of it is amazing. And some places you go, you can get a spicy butter chicken, which is fucking elite. Yeah. So I got, go on. Sorry. Have you ever had a cheesy naan? Like a cheesy fucking naan?
Starting point is 00:28:35 Yeah. What about cheesy garlic naan? Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. Do you know that it's really easy to make naan? I've never made it because we always have yogurt in our fridge, but it's always out of date.
Starting point is 00:28:48 Like, I don't know what it is. Hang on a second. But for some reason the yoga in our fridge is always off. So hang on. When did you get a new fridge? Just the other day, like two weeks ago. Oh, like a month ago now. So did you get out-of-date yoga, take it out of the old fridge,
Starting point is 00:29:05 install a new fridge and put the out-of-date yoga back in it? I hate myself but yes, I did that. Because I was like, let's just take everything out of the old fridge, install a new fridge, and put the out-of-date yogurt back in it. I hate myself, but yes, I did that. Because I was like, let's just take everything out, put it in the new one, and then... And then we'll figure it out later? And we'll figure it out. And then I only threw it out like two weeks, because it doesn't smell, because it's like all sealed up. And the new fridge is really good,
Starting point is 00:29:20 so our produce is lasting way longer. And I was like, fuck that yogurt. It's still all right. And then I went to give Pippa some the other day. Anyway, I just have thought about my – you know what? I think I'll make my naan. Do you know what? Instead of going out for dinner tonight, come over.
Starting point is 00:29:37 I'll make us some naan because I've got fresh yogurt on the go. I was about to say there's a lot going on for us this afternoon. There's not a lot. And we'll be so full because we've eaten all this chocolate. We'll save you on naan. But yeah, my love to see it's butter chicken. I love that. I think last week one of my love to see it was a ham and cheese sandwich.
Starting point is 00:29:56 It's the basics. And that's why they're classics. Staples are classics and staples for a reason. And I've always said that. You have always said that. All right, we'll chat to you tomorrow. Have a good one. We still are.
Starting point is 00:30:11 We still are.

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