Too Scary; Didn't Watch - BODIES BODIES BODIES

Episode Date: August 10, 2022

Buckle up, friends, we're recapping Sammy's most anticipated film of the summer BODIES BODIES BODIES!!!!!! Join us at our rich friend's parent's house as we wait out this hurricane, listen to... Charli XCX and do tons of drugs! What could go wrong?? NOTHING because Lee Pace is present :D BODIES BODIES BODIES opens wide on August 12th TRAILER Recap begins @ 30:52 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Emily, Henley, and Sammy. Advertise on Too Scary; Didn't Watch via Gumball.fm Podcast artwork by @EllaTalkinSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a HeadGum Podcast. This is Emily, Henley, and Sammy, and you're listening to Too Scary, Didn't Watch. Hi everyone, welcome to Too Scary, Didn't Watch, the horror movie recap podcast for those too scared to watch for themselves. I'm Emily and I'm too scared to watch scary movies. I'm Henley and I'm also too scared to watch scary movies. I'm Sammy and I love watching scary movies and I'm so happy to be back watching them and telling you guys about them. Oh yeah, yeah baby, yeah. Yeah, baby. It feels good.
Starting point is 00:00:47 It feels good. I've been freaking excited for this week's movie since the moment I heard about it. I can hear it in your voice. I can hear the excitement in your voice. I feel like this movie is giving life to all of us, even as someone who hasn't seen it. Yeah. Which is me. This was the big one of the year.
Starting point is 00:01:05 This is a big one, folks. This is a big one. It's a really big one. And Sammy's back. It's a really big moment. Three out of three podcast hosts here have gotten through COVID. Here we are. To the other side.
Starting point is 00:01:19 To the other side. We are not special. We are not immune. And we all know that to be true now um but we are special to each other and it is special to be here and and it really feels nice and cozy and good oh i love it me too and on that note did anything scary happen to us this week i was racking my brain trying to think of what to talk about. And the only thing for me to really talk about is the fact that I've had to give a couple of presentations at work recently. Oh, yes.
Starting point is 00:01:55 Yeah, and you really don't like that. Terrifying. It's interesting because I guess maybe people might assume that doing a podcast would mean that I like to perform in some way. But I couldn't tell you how wrong that would be. I hate it. You hate it more than anyone I know, I think. Except for maybe Jenna. Yeah, Jenna definitely beats me. Jenna beats you. And I know that this is something that a lot of people struggle with. A fear of public speaking is like the number one fear. It's one of my biggest as well.
Starting point is 00:02:32 I hate it. I hate it more than anything. We're all dealing with it. And with IBS, Henley, do you get any stomach issues when you have to perform in front of a group of people because i should do i mean i definitely do i definitely do the mind connection the mind connection very fun when you have to speak in front of a group of people and definitely doesn't calm you down definitely doesn't help with that poop very bad that's what I was so that's what I do before I have to do a presentation is I run through all of the worst possible things that could happen
Starting point is 00:03:14 and I have to really force myself to stop doing it but I can't and so I'll be like what if you fart what if you just start the presentation with like the loudest fart you've ever done? And it's in front of the entire room and everyone's looking at you and you've done it. That would be bad. And there's no taking it back. I think about those types of scenarios. And I know that the much more healthy, positive way to move forward is to imagine it going well, because that actually helps and works. Also taking a beta because that actually helps and works. Also, taking a beta blocker really helps and works. Great. Shout out propranolol.
Starting point is 00:03:49 Yes. Thank God for that medication, because it really calms me down and makes a huge, huge, huge difference. But that being said, I did one presentation last week. It actually went really well. And I'm going to do it again on Tuesday, but to a different group. And I have to change the presentation to kind of meet those needs. And so I'm working on that right now. And it's all I can think about. And I am, it was very scary, but I'm proud of myself for doing it. And I am just hoping that I can, this fear gets better. I hope that I become less scared. I think you will. I think the more you do it and it goes well, it, you know, it starts to tell you your body, like you'll be okay.
Starting point is 00:04:39 And also doing things that scare you, I think, help you become more of who you are. I was going to say that's like some of what we've learned on this podcast is just by repeated putting yourself in scenarios that you normally wouldn't. You start to adjust to those. Yeah. Well, it's like it's doing things that scare you a little bit. It helps. It helps you believe helps you like believe that you can handle things right you know like so many times in life we do not do things because we're scared of what will happen and when you go through that when you do that big or small
Starting point is 00:05:17 and then you come out the other side you go oh look at me like look what i can do and then that helps propel you forward and i think it's like a really special, healthy, good thing. I know. It's so interesting. I was actually talking about this in therapy this week. I think because of COVID and being inside all the time, I realized like I don't do anything. I don't try new things anymore. Trying new things is so important.
Starting point is 00:05:44 It's so important. and it just took me two years to figure out that that's what I've been missing so I signed up for an indoor rock climbing class. Sammy get out of here. You're going to be so good at rock climbing. Rock climbing is so hard. Yeah we'll
Starting point is 00:05:59 see. I've never done it before. I've never done it. Oh my god Sammy I love this Yeah I it just goes Towards the same point of it is I think Important to put yourself in New situations and that helps You build confidence in all aspects
Starting point is 00:06:16 Of your life yes and it's like It's you are you learn something new but that also Means you're interacting with like different groups of people Right like you're now going to be interacting With a whole kind of Person that you don't normally interact with like rock climbers and that's like really so good that keeps your world from getting like our worlds get smaller and smaller as we get older i've just been talking about this in therapy um look at all of us getting to it because of going to school where i'm like I'm like, aside from the fact that they're all much younger than me.
Starting point is 00:06:47 But it's a whole group of people that I would never have interacted with, never have known. Whole different perspectives. And I can feel my brain being like, taking breaths for the first time. And yeah, two and a half years just literally feels good. We're social creatures, man. We need it. And we just need like new fucking synapses firing. Otherwise our brain dies. And we're, we're living creatures and living creatures need to grow. And part of growing is doing hard things. And also like the rock climbing thing is such a great example because I think you have to, even though rock climbing feels like, oh, how would this connect to anything else in my life?
Starting point is 00:07:29 It's like, no, if you do something hard in one part of your life, you're going to, it's going to resonate out from that. Like other things, you're going to feel like, oh, I can do this. Wow, I'm inspired. I'm proud of you for doing a public speaking facing your fears and of course you did a good job i'm not surprised oh my god yeah i have to speak to a bunch of um like netflix creatives like the people who buy all the shows i'm gonna talk to them about why our archive matters and so we'll see we'll see what happens and you're gonna kill it um tell me about you guys what's going on um well i had coven And it did suck it was not fun Yeah it's bad You know Hard to say how
Starting point is 00:08:28 Severely I had I had got a real high temperature That fever scared me Sam I didn't like when you had that fever I went up to 104 Which is like as high as it can go Before you have to like go to the hospital I know I did it did make me look up when
Starting point is 00:08:45 You can get brain damage from a fever Because I felt it in my brain Like I felt Your body shouldn't be that hot I couldn't walk straight It was like Oh this is not good
Starting point is 00:09:01 But you can't get brain damage From a fever until your temperature is about 107 or 108. Jesus Christ. And you should be going to the emergency room at 105. So. One little degree away. No brain damage. But the scary,
Starting point is 00:09:17 the scariest thing of all during my COVID is that I watched, I think, 40 hours of love Island in four days. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, the new, there's like a new season, right? Yes. It's happened. I think it just finished and I'm actually not totally done with it. Cause I'm on Hulu time and they come on a little bit later. I think there's a week or two delay but the first day i laid on the couch watching love island literally all day long and by the end of the day my right eye had swelled up. Oh my god. Like fluid or something had
Starting point is 00:10:05 accumulated. Because you were leaning on that? Yes, because I did not move from laying on my side. Oh my god. It wasn't so dramatic. It wasn't crazy, but it was just... I don't like thinking about like fluids moving around in our body, you know?
Starting point is 00:10:21 I just looked in the mirror and was... My eye was bigger. One of my eyes looked bigger than the other ones. Wait, the actual eyeball? No, the eyelids. I was like, wait, wait, wait, wait. Because one time I looked in the mirror and one of my pupils was way smaller than the other pupil.
Starting point is 00:10:39 And I try not to think about that. I try not to think about that if that ever happened. Yeah, that is strange. That's terrifying. But tell us more about Love Island. How is it? It's good? It's great. I mean, you know, I, I miss the early seasons of Love Island where they could chain smoke on camera nonstop. There's something a little there's some magic missing now that they can't get drunk and smoke cigarettes, which I understand is is probably a good decision.
Starting point is 00:11:12 Well, they were never really that drunk, but they were definitely smoking a shit ton of cigarettes. I just loved I loved them smoking cigarettes nonstop. Just makes it look funnier. I don't know. It just there's something about it that's very special to me. But yeah, so so some of that is missing. But I mean, I've said before that at one point, it took me a year to watch a season of Love Island. And this one I'm going to finish in a couple weeks. All you needed was one bout of COVID.
Starting point is 00:11:39 I think that's the best way to do it. That's how I did it. I loved it. It was great. Did your Hulu break? Because mine broke. I was trying to watch think so too. I loved it. It was great. Did your Hulu break? Because mine broke. I was trying to watch too many episodes right in a row. It kept breaking. My Hulu has been weird lately when I try to watch it too much. I have a Hulu Plus, so maybe it's a little bit nicer. It's special.
Starting point is 00:11:57 I don't have commercials. Wow, you don't have any commercials? I don't have any commercials, so I guess I have Hulu Plus, too. Okay, brag. I mean, I'm not watching commercials. Well, my thing is actually going to be about Hulu commercials, weirdly enough. Okay, great.
Starting point is 00:12:13 Perfect transition. Let's hear it. Yeah, so I've been watching a lot of Hulu. What? Is it an ad for Hulu? Not Plus. Maybe it is an ad for Hulu. We've been watching Top Chef
Starting point is 00:12:25 as I talk about it every week on Hulu. And we've also, I'll also shout out, we've been watching The Bear, which is a great show. And a little shout out to our friend Renee who writes on it. Bear stresses me out a little. I have to take breaks. It's intense. Cooking, like,
Starting point is 00:12:40 it's intense, but it's very, very good. Also, what kind of fucking restaurant is it it's driving me crazy it's like a fancy sandwich restaurant they're cooking different types of food all the time and i can't keep track of what they're selling what's for them it's i wonder if they should have a place where you can like look up what their menu is just to just to clear it up i'm just like are we are you selling chocolate cake like fancy chocolate cake and donuts? I think it's pretty standard, like American fare. Do you know what I mean? There's a part where they sell ox tongue.
Starting point is 00:13:08 They're making ox tongue. Meat sandwiches, but then sometimes a fancy short rib entree. Because he's like a fancy chef. And then fancy desserts as well. I appreciate the food porn, but it is also just like confusing. I get confused about what type of restaurant it is. Okay, well, I'll try to ask my friend Renee. Renee sent us the menu. I get confused about what type of restaurant it is. Okay. Well, I'll, I'll, I'll try to ask my friend Renee. Renee sent us the menu.
Starting point is 00:13:27 We're confused. But okay. So I do have commercials on my Hulu. And for those of us who, you know, know what that's like, you get the same ads over and over again, right?
Starting point is 00:13:40 Like every commercial break, it's like the same two, three ads. So I'm getting a lot of the same ads over and over again. so one of them is this there's this okay google ad which i don't know if you guys have i've seen it the premise of these ads no matter who's in them is you're hanging out and you go like hey google what's this song and you like hum it and then the song starts playing and then you're like listening to a song together that's the premise of these ads if anyone's seen it the first one that we were getting all the time was um addison ray who's like she's a tiktok
Starting point is 00:14:08 person right or a disney person or she's young she's a tiktok she's a tiktok person she's probably like 20 yeah and she's having a little dinner party and everyone's on their phones and she's like what do i do what do i do and so she goes um hey google or okay google what's what's this song and she goes and then Backstreet Boys Starts playing and everybody gets up and dances They're like oh it's the Backstreet Boys we gotta start dancing Having so much fun great I kept seeing that commercial didn't faze me whatever whatever
Starting point is 00:14:34 Then they switched to I've been watching Hulu for a long time they switched to the new version Of their ad this ad is Same premise with The Lawrence Brothers do you guys remember The Lawrence Brothers I've seen guys remember the Lawrence Brothers? I've seen this ad. Joey, Matt, and Andy Lawrence. I did not recognize them at all.
Starting point is 00:14:50 I know. It took me a while, but it's the Lawrence Brothers. I don't know who they are. They were big on Disney Channel. They had a show Brotherly Love. They used to be like Matt Lawrence played a part in Boy Meets World in the later season they were like
Starting point is 00:15:05 little heartthrobby boys like around like the jtt era yes around our like time as children young early teens yeah but so i saw the fucking lawrence brothers who i haven't thought about in 20 years in this ad and it got me thinking why the fuck are the lawrence brothers in an ad like what's happened why are the lawrence brothers and then it made me think about the addison ray ad and i was like wait why is she playing backstreet boys she's 20 years old her at a party with her friends wouldn't be playing backstreet boys and then i realized it's because they're advertising to me they're advertising to people in my age group they are trying to evoke nostalgia for people in their 30s and i and i had this moment of being
Starting point is 00:15:52 like oh my god i'm an adult like i i am who is being marketed to oh it's like it was like a clearer example of like where i'm at in my life that I have maybe ever had. I talked about that in therapy. I'm like really fascinated by it that I'm like, oh, my God, I have. We have transitioned from like these stupid kids buy too much avocado toast to like they'll buy Google Home. Do you know what I mean? Like it's like we're the market and it's blowing my mind. Anyway, that's I just can't stop thinking about it because I'm like, that's the only reason. Well, it's interesting because I feel like I do need
Starting point is 00:16:31 that external proof that I'm an adult. You know, we've talked about this before. Truly, I'm like, oh, my God, we are not. I mean, obviously, we're not the youngest generation where we know that. But it just I it's it's blowing my mind. I know. I know we need to talk about this movie I it's it's blowing my mind. I know. I know we need to talk about this movie. So apologies for even asking this question. But do you guys like think do you guys like wish you could like reset sometimes and like know what you know now and start at a different age?
Starting point is 00:16:58 No. Yes. OK, great. Perfect. Succinct answers. I wish I could be this age for like 20 years. Does that make sense? I wish I could be in my 30s for like a longer stretch than just my 30s. But I don't want to go back to my 20s. Because this is like a game that I play with myself. And I don't mean it because obviously, like, I don't want anything to be different about my
Starting point is 00:17:25 current life. But I think about like, oh, if I was in high school and I knew what I knew now, what would I how would I choose differently? Yeah, I do that. I do that. The point is you like literally couldn't, you know, that's the whole deal. Well, of course you can't. And of course I wouldn't want to because I want my life that I have. And if I made different choices, I might not have the life that I have. But I still like it's a I just, you know, if I'm like in the car and it's a long it's a long drive or something like that, I'll find my mind doing that exercise. Sometimes I was thinking about this today as well. I was listening to a podcast where they were talking about regrets and just asking people looking back on their life. And a lot of people like to say, I have no regrets. And one of the people on this podcast
Starting point is 00:18:13 was like, that's literally insane. And I've always felt this way too. Like, yeah, I have so many regrets. I understand the concept of everything. Every choice you've ever made has led you to where you are now. and you have to accept the things that have happened and that is true but i also think that could have been different you're lying if you if you see if you're saying that you have no regrets you've never you've never done anything you regret that's crazy that's an insane thing actually crazy but i would say for me my regrets come down to like small choices When it comes to big mistakes
Starting point is 00:18:48 I think I understand that I have no regrets When it comes to like big mistakes Because when I look back on like The big moments in my life where I go like Yeah I didn't handle that how I Would have liked to Those are the moments where I'm like I learned
Starting point is 00:19:03 The things that I think about regrets are like one night at a party where I'm like oh my god you were such an idiot I wish I'd never done that but the big mistakes I'm sort of like yeah I would do it differently were I to do it again but I also understand why I did it that way and like why I had to do it that way but there's a thousand regrets I have. Yeah. Maybe for me, it's also I don't know, I'm thinking it through right now about why I even like to do this. I think it's it's like having like the knowledge and the confidence that I have now as a younger person, I feel like maybe I could enjoy some of what I went through more. Do you know what I mean? Or it's like, I wouldn't
Starting point is 00:19:45 have to be as anxious if I was kind of more of the person that I am now, you know? And it's like, it would be fun to relive some of that and actually like be in the present moment. And then I always circle back to, this is a lesson for right now, Henley. God damn it. This is a lesson for right now henley god damn it this is a lesson for right now you just need to stop being anxious today right now i think to like regret if you like really regret something there is probably an opportunity for growth there that you are not capitalizing on right says someone with no fucking mental health um expertise at all but i that's just like because ultimately it's like well fucking regret it all you want it happened with no fucking mental health expertise at all. But I just like because ultimately it's like, well,
Starting point is 00:20:26 fucking regret it all you want. It happened. Yeah. Who cares? So what are you going to just like learn from it? Do some do a different next time. Get over it.
Starting point is 00:20:35 That's like fucking get over it. I started taking this exercise class where my favorite thing is recently in the classes. Everybody was like moaning because it was really hard
Starting point is 00:20:43 and she goes, oh, get over it. It really made me laugh. Oh moaning because it was really hard. And she goes, oh, get over it. And it really made me laugh. Oh, it made me laugh so hard. Just get over it. But wow, all this talk about adulthood and youth and things you would have known and done differently. And millennials. And Gen Z, baby, really leads us into this week's movie that we said we were the most excited for and then spent
Starting point is 00:21:05 two and a half hours not talking about it. The movie is Bodies, Bodies, Bodies! Woohoo! Oh my god. Directed by Helena Raine. Written by Sarah DeLapp. Story by Kristen Rupenian.
Starting point is 00:21:23 Starring Amanda Stenberg, Maria Bakalova, Rachel Sennett, Myhala Harold, Chase Swee Wonders, Pete Davidson, and Lee Pace. Lee Pace. He stole my heart. Oh my God. Oh my God. Lee Pace, who, for those of you who don't know, I think is the hottest person alive on planet Earth.
Starting point is 00:21:46 He is. I think he's definitely up there. Yeah. He's like unquestionably in the top five. He's so attractive. He's so attractive. His Instagram is stunning. Six, five actor Lee Pace also truly steals the fucking show.
Starting point is 00:22:03 Everyone in this movie. So, OK, yes. Freaking spoiler alert is like, okay, yeah, freaking spoiler alert, I saw it too. With Sammy. I went to a scary movie. I'm so jealous. I would have seen it if I'd been in LA and we could have all gone together. God, fuck. Fuck not living in the same city. Fuck it, you guys.
Starting point is 00:22:18 Fuck it. Well, there's one way to solve that and it's for you to move here. I know. I know. Okay, so you saw it too, Emily. You felt the same way to solve that and it's for you to move here. I know. I know. Okay. So you saw it too, Emily. You felt the same way. I fucking loved it. I did have moments while I was watching it of like sitting in the theater and looking at the bottom of the screen instead of the whole screen and going, hey, it's okay.
Starting point is 00:22:36 They're just making a little, like literally this is the phrase that went through my head. They're just making a little movie for you. They just made a little movie for you. That's all this is. It's just a little movie for you. They just made a little movie for you. That's all this is. It's just a little movie for you. And it's like, it wasn't too scary, but it is tense. And it's like, it's very well made
Starting point is 00:22:52 in that there's a lot of like, you know, darkness and flashlights and what's gonna happen. But I knew in watching it, I was like, first of all, it was great and so funny. But I knew this is gonna be a movie you'll be so happy to have seen. I will rewatch this of all, it was great and so funny But I knew this is going to be a movie You'll be so happy to have seen
Starting point is 00:23:06 I will rewatch this movie 10,000 times And it will be so fun to rewatch And so in order to get there You gotta go through it, baby We should say that It's currently just In LA and New York It opens wide this Friday
Starting point is 00:23:21 And I wouldn't say that it's, yeah, I think it's not like full-blown horror. It's very fun. It's horror comedy. It's got a lot of mystery elements, like a murdery mystery type thing. So
Starting point is 00:23:37 if you're curious, I'd say go see it. It's rated R though, right? It's rated R. It is rated R. It's definitely like, there is a world in which, had I not done this podcast for two and a half years. Too scared.
Starting point is 00:23:51 Three years? Three years. It's been three years. I would have been, I would have been too scared for sure. And I will say, this is a good one then if you like,
Starting point is 00:23:59 want to see it, but you are too scared. If you listen to this, then you can definitely go see this is like okay yeah and and then you could maybe just like like how it will be for me on a rewatch sit back and enjoy so if this is one that you like want to see maybe concerned listen to this and then go see it when it opens wide on friday um okay let me give you some stats we've got a 91 on rotten tomatoes should be higher wow% on Metacritic. Should be higher.
Starting point is 00:24:25 And 5.5% on IMDb for some reason. Wait, I saw that. I think it's the trolls. The trolls, obviously. It's the trolls. Those fucking trolls. They're absolutely wrong. It should be 100, 100, 100.
Starting point is 00:24:41 It's kind of funny to imagine like Russia deploying bots for Bodies, Bodies, Bodies to get the IMDB rating lower. I mean. I don't know. There's got to be a reason. There's no budget. I couldn't find any budget info.
Starting point is 00:24:54 Interesting. And because it's not open wide yet, I don't think there's even box office info. It probably wasn't. We were saying it wasn't a crazy high budget, I don't think. Yeah. It's one location, very small cast. I can't imagine it's too crazy of a budget. The first choice to direct the film was Chloe Acuno, who directed Watcher, which is another horror movie that came out this year starring Micah Monroe. Speaking of The Watcher, Silas recently...
Starting point is 00:25:25 It's just Watcher. Oh, it's just Watcher. Oh, I think he rented The Watcher. Maybe it was a different movie. Oh, maybe it's a different movie. He was... I left him alone truly for, I'm not joking, like 45 seconds in the living room. He picked up the remote to our TV. We have like an Amazon Smart TV. He
Starting point is 00:25:43 turned it on and pressed a few buttons and rented a movie called The Watcher and watched the first like 25 seconds of it before I walked into the room and was like, what the fuck is this? What is this horror movie that's playing on the TV? He rented and started watching a horror movie. I'll under I'm not exaggerating like under two minutes. Like I don't even think it was a full two minutes that I was gone. I think you got to you got to listen to what Silas is telling you what he needs.
Starting point is 00:26:12 And I don't want to watch. I don't want to watch Disney's shorts. I don't want to watch Watcher. OK, anyway, go on. But yeah, so she was the original choice to direct the film. And I just I recently watched Watcher, which I loved. But I think Helena Rain was the correct choice. I think it was very well directed.
Starting point is 00:26:36 It's perfect. The music in this film is by Disaster Peace, who they also composed the score for It Follows, which is one of the best scores probably of all time. Wow. Cool. And another movie starring Micah Monroe. The cinematography in this was by
Starting point is 00:26:58 Jasper Wolf, who he was also the cinematographer on Monos, which is just, I think, one of the most beautiful movies ever made. And what a dream team. Everybody coming together in this movie. And one of the editors, Julia Block, was the editor of Green Room and His House. And this house.
Starting point is 00:27:20 Wow. They have the same editor. Wow. There's team. Fucking killing it. Wow. There's a team. Fucking killing it. Wow. Amazing. Dream team.
Starting point is 00:27:27 And there's, yeah, that's all the trivia. There's not too much trivia about it. So I think let's just watch this trailer and let's get into it. Let's watch the trailer. Let's watch the trailer. You don't have to be nervous. I'm not nervous. Wow.
Starting point is 00:27:42 How so impressive. You're impressive. They're going to be obsessed with you. They're not as nihilistic as they look on the internet. You guys, this is me. Oh, whoa. Is this your first relationship? Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:28:00 You just kind of give that vibe. Oh, you know that has weed in there, right? My loves! You just kind of give that vibe. Oh, you know that has weed in it, right? Silence! Who wants to play body spotty spotty? So how do you play? If you drop the piece of paper that has the X on it, you are the murderer. Let's go. And if you're the murderer, you have to kill someone by touching them on the back.
Starting point is 00:28:30 The most important part, if you come across a body, you have to yell, Body, body, body! Alright. Is that the lights? David! Our friend is dead someone's doing this they're trying to kill us off one by one that would be so obvious if i were the killer taking off my clothes in the window for the neighbor where are you how long have you known her what are you talking about
Starting point is 00:29:06 jordan what are you doing i'm staying safe really because it looks like you're grabbing a meat cleaver to go look for my boyfriend you just watch the girl you push her liar that all you got oh it's so good that charlie xcx song god i want to see it again right now wow wow yeah so good it's very fun it's just it's just a good time you know i was feeling a little like triggered by that whole concept of like showing up somewhere where you're like wow everyone's cool and kind of judging yeah that's a really big it's like that's the biggest scary part at
Starting point is 00:29:58 the beginning it's just the idea of like walking into a group of strangers and they're all like rich and fucking annoying and having to be like hi marie buckler she's so good she's the daughter she's borat's daughter in the new borat movie and that was her first thing ever she got nominated for an oscar for that she was so good in it she's amazing anyway she's perfect casting for this because she plays that so well of like a little bit unsure even just like an outsider yeah and her even having like an accent and just being like she's so clearly not one of these people it's just great yeah fuck yeah i can't oh my god it's so fucking funny it's a crisp 90 minutes hell yeah i love a 90 minute film no wasted space everything is perfect everything's just like that charlie xcx song
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Starting point is 00:33:30 again, this is a new release, so apologies if it is not 100% accurate retelling. We will do our best. That's all we can ask. We start over black hearing the sounds of a wet make-out. Ah!
Starting point is 00:33:45 And we see two of our main characters, Sophie and Bea, kissing. Sophie is Amanda Listenberg. Bea is Maria Bakalova. And we get the impression that they are a somewhat recent couple. Bea is meeting Sophie's friends for the first time they are on their way to one of Sophie's friends house that
Starting point is 00:34:11 is having I don't know a party parents are out of town type deal and they're making out and Sophie says to B I love you and then says you don't have to say it back I just like wanted to tell you so that is clear that's the first time this has happened are they how are they like in college are they out of cop
Starting point is 00:34:30 they're after i think out of college like mid-20s all the actors are like 20s i'd say 23 to 26 i looked okay okay so they're around yeah but they're they're at their parents' house. Yeah. Okay. And we see that Bea is texting her mom a lot. At one point, she's on her phone. Sophie's saying, who are you texting? She says, my mom. They pull up to the house. It looks like it's in the middle of nowhere.
Starting point is 00:35:00 There's no neighbors. It's just this one huge, fancy-ass house. Where do we think they are? Somewhere on the East Coast. I would say East Coast. I think it feels East Coast. Okay, got it. Yeah. And Sophie goes in first. Bea stays behind, says, hold on, I left something in the car. I gotta go back.
Starting point is 00:35:20 And Sophie says, don't take too long. Sophie's clearly very excited to bring B to meet her friends. B is nervous. Very nervous. She like checks herself in the mirror, like takes a minute to sort of compose herself in the car. And she grabs a loaf of zucchini bread that she baked for them, which I feel like we just know as an audience is not going to be their vibe these it's very rich spoiled kids um but it's very sweet and she grabs the bread checks her hair
Starting point is 00:35:55 and then leaves the car but we see that she leaves the passenger window like mirror visor open with the light on and it stays on that for a while so that we're meant to register she left a light on in the car yeah yeah which like gave me stress anxiety because you're like fuck yeah but also just because that's so annoying just any time that's happened to me many times and it's's so fucking annoying. It sucks. It's the worst. And it's just like such a dumb mistake. It's also like it shouldn't work that way.
Starting point is 00:36:30 Like I know. The car should turn that off eventually. Turn it off. It's so stupid. We can go into space. Okay. We figured that out. We figured that out.
Starting point is 00:36:41 Figure out some sort of fucking timer situation on the light in the car. So she heads in and we see some shots of the rest of Sophie's friends. All are underwater, holding their breath underwater, being very still. underwater, being very still. And as they arrive, they see Sophie and Bea walking up through the top of the water and like all burst out of the water. And already we see on the side of the pool a bunch of empty shot glasses, bottle of tequila. They're already all pretty drunk and partying. And the vibe is immediately very weird.
Starting point is 00:37:26 They don't seem super stoked to see Sophie. And they all seem very surprised. They're like, oh, you're here. Okay. Oh, no. One of them whispers, what is she doing here? And then, yeah, they introduce themselves. is she doing here and then yeah they they introduce themselves and this is all clearly a group of friends who knows each other except for lee pace's character greg who also is very obviously i mean
Starting point is 00:37:54 great i looked at lee pace's 43 yeah he's so much older yeah he's so much older so much older than them uh and he's laying in the pool float and somebody and she says like oh hi I'm Sophie and he goes oh Sophie like she he's heard about Sophie they've heard about Sophie okay and Sophie's just pretending like that's not the vibe she's just ignoring it
Starting point is 00:38:16 yes but B's obviously picking it up so they're not happy they don't care really about B they're just not happy to see Sophie. I mean, some of them act like Alice. So these people are Alice, her boyfriend, the guy that she brought, Greg, who's Lee Pace, David, which is Pete Davidson, his girlfriend, Emma, and then Jordan. This is like a group of friends. And this is David's house, Pete Davidson's house.
Starting point is 00:38:42 OK. OK. Sophie had said earlier to be that David is her best friend, like childhood best friends. But like Alice gets out of the pool and gives her a big hug and is sort of like, oh, you're here. But they're just like thrown. Yeah. There's a tension.
Starting point is 00:38:57 There's also a line in here where they say, I think they say B has been listening to your podcast, Alice. And Alice turns back to the pool. She's all excited. She's like, oh, my God, a friend has been listening to your podcast, Alice, and Alice turns back to the pool and she's all excited. She's like, oh my God, a fan of the pod! Fan of the pod! That's funny, that's funny. She really made me laugh.
Starting point is 00:39:16 And there's mention here of a storm coming in. We learned that the rest of them all arrived yesterday and the big storm is happening today. Yeah. And I guess that that the rest of them all arrived yesterday and the big storm is happening today. Yeah. And I guess that's the purpose of this trip is that they all wanted to be in David's
Starting point is 00:39:32 parents huge house for this big storm that's going to happen. Okay. They say hurricane party! Alice finds a bottle of champagne and Greg finds a sword Somewhere and opens it
Starting point is 00:39:48 Opens the champagne With the sword that he does That crazy little movement of And everyone's like Oh my god The girls love Greg, Pete Davidson is clearly like Oh this fucking guy Cause he's just
Starting point is 00:40:02 So fucking hot and funny And they're all obsessed with. Because he's just so fucking hot and funny. And they're all obsessed with him. And he's just like, Jesus Christ. At some point, Sophie asks someone what Greg's deal is. There's mention that he was in Afghanistan. They're just kind of like, I don't know where this guy came from. It's Alice's new guy. She met him on a dating app.
Starting point is 00:40:21 He's like this older guy that Alice is dating. And they're all sort of like, okay. I watched an interview with someone and they were like, he's a perfect himbo. And I just love the word himbo. What does himbo mean again? It's like a male bimbo. Oh, okay. Hot idiot.
Starting point is 00:40:39 And his vibe in this movie. Oh, I mean, everyone is so good. It's so well cast. His vibe is like total space cadet doesn't think it's weird that he's there with all he's just sort of like what oh we're partying cool like he's just like every he's it's impossible to describe how funny he is in this movie every moment he was on screen i laughed and as he's pouring champagne, someone offers Sophie a glass and she says, oh, I'm sober. And they go like, oh, yeah, good for you.
Starting point is 00:41:10 Like, cool. That's like such fucking little assholes. They're such a specific kind of person. And then we get our first rumbling of the storm and seems like storm clouds are rolling in. Start hearing some thunder and they all move the party inside. I think it starts raining. It starts pouring and they're like, oh, it's happening.
Starting point is 00:41:32 It's happening. They're excited. The party's starting. They go inside and at some point, Sophie goes with David to talk to him in what looks like David's parents' office or something. And there's a good little interaction in here where he's still annoyed about Greg and talks about how Greg is not hotter than him.
Starting point is 00:41:54 He's like hot, but he's not that hot. He's like, he's like, we're basically the same amount of hot. Which is so funny. It's so funny. Sorry, Pete Davidson. Not true. I know he's like obsessed with Greg. He's like,. Sorry, Pete Davidson, not true. I know. He's like obsessed with Greg. He's like, I mean, he's not he's not better than me.
Starting point is 00:42:09 Right. Who's like this guy? Whatever. He has a Pete Davidson has like a black eye. Yeah. In the trailer. She's like, what happened? He's like, oh, Max hit me. And she's like, oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:19 Where is Max? And he's like, no. So there's this other friend, Max, who should be here. He's not. And he and he and david got in some altercation that gave david a black eye but david david is once again like but i think it makes me look like cool like it makes me look hot um and he asks sophie he's like she asks like have you talked to my parents uh there's like a little weird bit of tension there and she he goes
Starting point is 00:42:41 like why why are you here self like what are you doing here and she just goes i missed you it's like no one has ever missed me ever like nobody misses me um but they have like they clearly go way back but this is still a straight like it still isn't making total sense why all of a sudden she's back like in this friend group it seems like there's maybe been a lapse okay we have no inkling of what happened yet we don't really know yeah meanwhile b is downstairs with the rest of the friend group she's with uh emma and jordan she asks for the code to the wi-fi and jordan asks she says i can send it to you give me your email address B thinks this is weird and is like okay but gives
Starting point is 00:43:30 her email and then she gets onto the Wi-Fi again to check in with her mom and there being this perfect balance of nice and bullying her like saying things like so is this your first relationship and she says no and
Starting point is 00:43:47 they say oh you just kind of give off that vibe and she says um so are you from moscow and she says again no and emma says oh because dr zhivago is like my favorite movie yeah they ask like did you go to college in russia or did you like come go to college here and she says i i went to school here they're like getting to know her but in a way that's like what's your problem like what's wrong like why are you weird yeah why are you weird at one point jordan passes her in the hallway before this conversation happens. It gets up like really close to her. And it's like really it's like kind of sexual, but kind of intimidating. And she goes, be careful with Sophie.
Starting point is 00:44:34 And B is like, OK, like there's Jordan is more intense than the rest of them. And there's like a weird. OK, for sure. There we also see when they're all downstairs I think at first we see them making a TikTok that the girls and Greg in the background are doing that, you know, that like bored in the house
Starting point is 00:44:53 and I'm in the house bored. So they're like dancing to it doing a TikTok and Greg like doesn't get it because he's 43. So that's just like their vibe. They're like having a party and they're showing it off. And they're just like those kind of people. And as B walks into that, Alice like doesn't literally can't think of anything to say to her.
Starting point is 00:45:15 And so just hands her a drink and is like, here's some alcohol. And B starts drinking. And she's also eating a cake while they're like asking her, like, is this your first relationship? You saw us in the trailer. And she's like just eating this cake. It looks like she's had a lot of it. She's going to a cake while they're like asking her like, is this your first relationship? You saw us in the trailer and she's like just eating this cake. It looks like she's had a lot of it. She's going to town on the cake. I was like, oh, you know, there's weed in that, right?
Starting point is 00:45:36 She's like, I mean, not a lot, but just like, you know, just I should know. Just that you should know before you like go like, you know, go ham on it. There's also sort of like shaming her for like eating too much cake. It's like it just feels like a bullying thing of just like, oh, by the way, you've just like had a lot of drugs because you ate too much cake. Also, I hate, yeah, I hate the idea of a surprising, a surprise edible. A surprise edible is
Starting point is 00:45:55 never welcome. So I think it like opens the door now to being like, okay, well, I guess we're partying. Because she's like, well, I've already had drugs. She gave me a drink. So then we sort of Move into this party Scene yeah I think it's like hard Cut to them dancing we see Alice has on little glow
Starting point is 00:46:12 Bracelets and shit And we know that At least David and Alice are doing Coke they keep going and Sneaking off together very I need your help in the kitchen yeah and they Like oh sorry it's an emergency And they go and they just do coke
Starting point is 00:46:27 But they're all like dancing music's playing the lights are off Also it's like actively storming outside At some point David says to Sophie you should watch your girl And we look over and see that Jordan and B Are like dancing real
Starting point is 00:46:43 Close again Like it's just a very intense Energy between them Jordan and B are Dancing real close Again Like it's just a very intense energy Between them And to interrupt this Sophie yells out silence Who wants to play Bodies bodies bodies Just to redirect
Starting point is 00:46:58 Which is met with like some groans and some of them being like Yay! Like it's clearly a game They've played before And so then yeah lights come up We're sitting in a circle and we're explaining groans and some of them being like yay! Like it's clearly a game they've played before. And so then, yeah, lights come up. We're sitting in a circle and we're explaining bodies, bodies, bodies. Is this a real game? It's based on a real game. Yeah, it's like
Starting point is 00:47:15 Murderer. It's like that game where like, what? Cops and Rob? What do you call it? Sardines? I think there's lots of different names and versions of it. But yeah, it's basically just some... Oh, Mafia I think was the name that different Names and versions of it But yeah it's basically just some Mafia I think was the name that I was taught when I was a kid You cut up little pieces of paper
Starting point is 00:47:32 Draw an X on one Whoever draws the X is the murderer And you turn all the lights off And whoever they tap on the shoulder has to Then drop on the ground and play dead And then when you find a dead body You have to yell out bodies bodies bodies The lights come up and you dead and then when you find a dead body you have to yell out bodies bodies bodies the lights come up and you all debate who you think the killer is but for some
Starting point is 00:47:51 reason the game starts with everyone slapping each other in a circle i think this is just them being like fucking little freaks is the game starts with you sitting in a circle you have to slap the person next to you and then they have to take a shot oh slap shots yes i was gonna say henley i feel like talked about this in our wizard of oz bonus episode of this game where you just slap each other that looks like honestly it's so fun we should play it next time we're together no i don't want to play this game this feels like when did you learn this henley when did you play this game tim played it in college all the time this is a fucking east coast no he was he went to college on the west coast okay this feels like a like a rich kid east coast game well it's definitely a rich kid thing probably yeah
Starting point is 00:48:36 this feels like a rich kid thing for sure sorry tim not that tim's necessarily a rich kid but for sure all his college friends are yeah but you know i honestly think it's really fun it gives you like such a great little jolt of adrenaline i guess if it's done improperly it's not fun but like yeah we get it if you do it with people you trust really slapping each other yeah yeah yeah that's not fun but if you do like a little little little tap it's it's like really it's it's exciting. One of them even says, like, I hate this game. Someone always cries like it's clear that this can escalate easily.
Starting point is 00:49:12 OK, all right. I've never been in that situation and I would never want anything to happen where anyone was actually crying. So I don't condone that behavior. They say when they're explaining the rules, Emma is the one who's like, I hate this game. Somebody always ends up crying. They're like, you always end up crying. And then they say, well, she the rules emma is the one who's like i hate this game somebody always ends up crying they're like you always end up crying and then they say well she's an actor she cries easily she's always crying somebody makes a joke about like you did you remember head of gabler like there's this running joke about the time she played head of gabler oh that's funny um but so they do those slap shots and some of them are really fucking slapping each other. Jordan slaps the
Starting point is 00:49:46 shit out of B like hard and then B goes to slap David and just does like a little tap and like they're like no come on really hit him he deserves to be hit really slap him. She goes a little bit harder still doesn't and he goes no like this and he just like hits
Starting point is 00:50:02 the shit out of Lee Pace. Oh my god. See this is not fun. I just want to reiterate. Nobody thinks it's fun. Don't want to actually hit anyone. Okay. Yeah. Because it's clear that he actually doesn't like Greg too.
Starting point is 00:50:16 And he just wanted to hit him. And Greg looks obviously annoyed, but doesn't really react. He just shakes it off. And they get into the game and turn the lights off. I think these lights off moments are probably the only moments that are actually scary or tense. Yeah, it's just scary to not see the full picture. A lot of cell phone flashlights as they're sneaking around the rooms
Starting point is 00:50:42 looking for places to hide until we hear bodies bodies bodies and the lights all come back on and we all reconvene in a living room the living room area where greg is lying face down and we have our first victim here and they're all saying, well, it's probably David, who's the killer. And Alice is overly dramatically crying, like, oh, no, like, my boyfriend is dead. And they flip him over.
Starting point is 00:51:15 Because they're like, okay, Greg, you can get up. You don't have to keep playing dead. And he doesn't wake up. And they're kind of shaking him, going, Greg, Greg, Greg. And then David comes up and goes, this always works and takes a beer bottle and taps him in the balls. And Greg jumps up and is like, oh, hey. OK, OK, OK.
Starting point is 00:51:39 Because I look over at Sammy and Sammy was so upset. She was like, are you about to lose Lee Pace? And so early in the movie, I really got worried, too. I was like, I was like, are you about to lose Lee Pace this early in the movie? I really got worried, too. I was like, I was like, oh, my God, he wasn't in it for that long. OK, phew. Phew. I'm relieved.
Starting point is 00:51:54 And they continue debating again. Most of them think it's David. David, I think, accuses Emma. Emma, who is his girlfriend. And at some point, Greg says in this this debate the best defense is a good offense and david asks him to like what he means by that like three times in a row and keeps making him explain it further and further until greg realizes he's fucking with him and he's like oh you guys are you're fucking with me i i get it I get it like it's like clear that David is just being a dick
Starting point is 00:52:27 So Greg's like alright I'm off to bed like bye kids I'm putting myself to bed because he can't Play anymore anyway he's dead and so he's like And he's like oh Greg he's like nope Fuck it fuck this guy so then He goes up to bed and they're all like David you're such a dick and he's like oh what I'm a dick
Starting point is 00:52:44 And so he starts getting on Emma he says something to bed and they're all like, David, you're such a dick. And he's like, oh, what? I'm a dick. And so he starts getting on Emma. He says something to Emma that like makes her tear up. And he's like, oh, my God, you're so full of shit. Look, you're like acting. You're such a fucking actor. Someone brings up. I think it's Alice who brings up like, maybe you're like upset because you like guys don't have sex. Oh, right.
Starting point is 00:53:03 And then he gets really pissed he's like are you talking about us behind our back which everybody has the right to do that's what being alive in this world is you have to talk to your friends about things yeah but emma goes like no and alice says yeah yeah she is and so he gets Really pissed and he Basically goes like fuck this game I'm out like fuck this and he like really Is really mean to Emma He does this whole thing about she says like you're Gaslighting me and he's like oh my god like
Starting point is 00:53:34 That's so boring like what's next you're gonna Call me a narcissist like be a little bit more creative Like you're basically just using all the fucking These terms are so popular they don't even fucking mean Anything anymore get a little more original You've never had an original thought In your goddamn life like he just like Basically says she's stupid he's so
Starting point is 00:53:50 Mean and then he goes like fuck this game I'm out And he leaves the rest of the girls Sort of rally around Emma and they're like are you okay And she's like yeah let's keep playing Like it's fine I'm happy let's keep playing Um So the girls decide to keep Playing and they sit in their circle again and
Starting point is 00:54:06 they start to do another round of slap shots and the power goes out because it's a hurricane and at first they think david is fucking with them like he's turned the switch the breaker off or whatever and so jordan asks where the breaker panels are in. Maybe they're in the basement or whatever. She's going to go look for them. They all kind of spread out of it. Someone has to go to the bathroom. The Wi-Fi goes down.
Starting point is 00:54:35 Yeah, none of them have reception anymore. B asks where the bathroom is. And Sophie tells her, oh, it's downstairs. And so B goes to go use the bathroom um and she in looking for the bathroom ends up down downstairs and it's just sort of like looking around i mean she's in this it's like we all would this mansion house and she's like discovering all these new parts of it and she's just sort of like looking around this room that again is like goes out to the pool i think and it's all like sliding glass door like all glass windows around it which you
Starting point is 00:55:06 know is is not ideal yeah like floor to ceiling windows and as she's looking around all of a sudden david's body slams up against the outside of one of the windows it's a big jump scare then it back backs up slams up against it again we see he is not looking good he's covered in blood it's pouring outside she screams all the girls come running um we go outside we're surrounding david's body oh my god emma's holding him crying his throat is slit he's not quite dead but he is like dying and he basically died they're like he's not quite dead, but he is like dying. And he basically died. They're like, he's not breathing. He's not breathing. They basically, yeah, like watch him die.
Starting point is 00:55:47 And he dies. Holy shit. They go. I think Emma goes to like drag his body. And Alice is like, don't leave it. Like evidence. Like we can't. We can't do anything to it.
Starting point is 00:55:57 And they're just like, what the fuck? What the fuck? Again, there's no reception. Wi-Fi is down. They can't call the cops. Yeah. They go like, call 911. They're like, I can't. We have no. And so they're like, let's call the cops yeah they go like call call them on they're like i can't we have no and so they're like let's get the fuck out of here they go who has a car
Starting point is 00:56:10 and i think alice says like max dropped us off and then he left so we don't have a car so we're like okay sophie drove here sophie has a car they all run and get into sophie's car and the battery is dead. As we knew it would be. Oh, no. So they have to go back inside. So they go back inside. They go in the kitchen. They're like all around the kitchen island. They're all absolutely freaking out.
Starting point is 00:56:37 Like, who would have done this? Like, what's going on? Is there somebody out there? They all are like, well, where's Max? Like, Max should have been back by now. I think somebody says, like, Max andid got in a big fight last night so like and i think it's so because like what happened like what happened with max why why isn't anybody telling me and they're like you know max said that he's in love with emma and then punched david for some reason
Starting point is 00:57:04 i don't know they got into a fight over it because Emma's David's girlfriend. I think because David thought it was like really sweet in a way that like belittled Max. Like obviously she would never like Max. And so Max punched him. Okay. And then left. But then they're like, but they're like, Max would never do this. Like this
Starting point is 00:57:20 wasn't Max. Just do you think Emma likes Max? Do we care about that? Does that matter? It doesn't seem like we don't care about that you think emma likes max do we care about that does that matter it doesn't seem like we don't care about that but it doesn't seem like it okay do they immediately think it's sleep ace very quickly so then they go wait where's greg yeah and alice is like he's asleep he's upstairs he's asleep and they're like well we've been fucking screaming why didn't he wake up why Why isn't he here? Like, so then they start grilling her like,
Starting point is 00:57:47 how well do you know him? How long have you been dating? She says, two weeks. They're like, Jesus Christ, Alice, like two weeks.
Starting point is 00:57:54 What's his, what's his middle name? What, what's his last name? Like, who is he? And she goes, nobody says the middle,
Starting point is 00:58:02 nobody knows the middle names until like really far in. She goes, he's a Libra moon. Okay. That's a really important.ra moon, okay? That's really important. That says a lot. That's really funny. And Jordan is giving us the vibe of being the most like taking
Starting point is 00:58:14 charge most. She immediately starts looking for weapons. She's opening drawers. She grabs a big like meat cleaver and she's saying to everybody, our friend is dead. Like we need to get our fucking shit together and we need to make a plan like meat cleaver And she's saying to everybody Our friend is dead Like we need to get our fucking shit together And we need to make a plan
Starting point is 00:58:29 Like this isn't a joke We can't escalate things or something like that And she's like I'm not escalating You're the one grabbing a meat cleaver To go look for my boyfriend And I think this is also at some point Where like Alice is defending herself And defending Greg
Starting point is 00:58:42 And Jordan is like you don't know this guy Like he could be fucking anyone And Alice goes you're silencing me where like Alice is defending herself and defending Greg and Jordan is like you don't know this guy like he could be fucking anyone and she Alice goes you're silencing me great great it's so fun it's like so well done because they are being so annoying and using such like internet
Starting point is 00:58:57 woke whatever language but it like comes off as so earnest from that like they really believe it and so it like it does work in this scene really well man it's really funny so they realize they're like okay we need to all get weapons
Starting point is 00:59:13 we need to find Greg someone finds the bloody sword the sword that Greg had used to open the champagne they're like okay well here's this fucking thing here's the murder weapon so they go like okay well here's this fucking thing there's the murder weapon um so they go like okay we need we need to get weapons we need to find Greg so they all sort of split
Starting point is 00:59:30 up and go upstairs yep and we see a moment of what everybody is up to upstairs we see Sophie rummaging through all these little ping pong balls she's like I think she's in David's room she's like opening all these cases of ping pong balls and like
Starting point is 00:59:46 rifling through them, finds one that looks different. It's like a little eyeball. Opens it up and there are drugs in it. Oh, we also, I feel like we saw her a little bit earlier do coke. After they find David dead, she does coke. She breaks sobriety.
Starting point is 01:00:02 Maybe she pours herself a drink too. I think she starts with a drink. So we see that she is not sober anymore. And so now she's rummaging and she finds these pills. We see Bea is looking through Jordan's room, looks into her bag and pulls out this bright yellow bra and is holding it. And Jordan walks in and goes, you're not going to find Greg in my bra and so she like drops it and they like go and so they
Starting point is 01:00:29 all gather back together and are about to go into Alice and Greg's room and they're all like so nervous to walk in the room but they walk in and Greg is not in there okay he's missing and they find a bag full of suspicious looking things.
Starting point is 01:00:48 A go bag, basically, with knives, a map. Flashlights. Flashlights. A map with the house that they are in circled. Oh, God. And other kind of survivalist looking things. And they're immediately freaked out. Like, OK, why does he have this bag of shit?
Starting point is 01:01:09 Where is he? And they ask Alice, like, what the fuck is this? And she's like, it's a gold bag for the hurricane. Like, he's prepared for the hurricane. That's why he brought it. But they're like, why would he have the house fucking circled on a map? Like, they're certain that it's Greg. And they're like, where is he?
Starting point is 01:01:26 They go into the net. They emma's not with them so they go into the next room and they see like a mound under the sheets they pull it back and it is emma but she's just like in shock yeah i'm terrified and in shock covered in blood and just like laying under the covers and she's sort of like where's max like where are we like what's going on alice finds xanax and she here emma hears like pills rattling she's like what is that and alice says xanax you want some and they're like yes so now we're all taking the xanax and we all come back together and still need to go look for greg oh and they give and they give she takes the xanax and then jordan gives emma the meat cleaver and she's like come on we're gonna go find Greg
Starting point is 01:02:05 So now they all have like a big knife They're all fucking coked out And on Xanax And they're like okay we gotta go find Greg Oh no no you don't though And they go downstairs And we see through a window Greg lying on his back
Starting point is 01:02:23 With an LED light therapy mask on his face in this gym room that's lit kind of like a sauna. It's like a red room. And it's just the funniest, weirdest little shot. And they're like, there he is. What is he doing? What's he doing? Those things are the scariest things. I mean, I'm shocked they haven't been in a horror movie yet. Like, that is a perfect horror movie prop item. I know. They're really funny, but they're so bright. When you're wearing them, the reason I feel like you could not wear them
Starting point is 01:02:53 to murder people is you can't see shit when you're wearing them. They're blinding. So he's been, like, zoned out. He's been doing his little LED therapy this whole time. We see that he's wearing headphones and they all sort of like surround him with their knives and like sort of like kick him to get him to like come to. And he pulls out his headphones is like, oh, what's up? What's going on?
Starting point is 01:03:19 Like they're like, where have you been? And he said, I couldn't sleep. So I came down here and they said, like like why didn't you hear us calling your name and he's like i had headphones in like what's up are you guys still playing still playing werewolf and then he goes he's like so not they're all totally freaked out they have knives pointed up he still thinks they're playing and so he like it's so jarring and scary because he like does his like yeah woo and like runs after them and is like gotcha gotcha gotcha and they're like totally freaking out yeah
Starting point is 01:03:51 they're like just this having such wildly different experiences where he is chasing them they're like waving weapons at him and at some point he realizes that they are actually pointing weapons at him and coming too close and he that they are actually pointing weapons at him and coming too close and he gets freaked out
Starting point is 01:04:07 and he slaps a knife out of one of the very adept, just like slaps one and grabs it and is able to get the knife away from them and is like, okay, what the fuck can you guys back up? Can you guys back up? Give me some space. What's happening? And then they're all really tense because now he has a knife and
Starting point is 01:04:23 they are like, what's your problem? So he's like, hey, we're all going to lower our weapons. We're all really tense Because now he has a knife and they are like What's your problem? So he's like Hey, we're all going to live off our weapons We're all going to drop our knives And everybody's like, okay, okay, okay And it's like this real hero, everybody's slowly like Okay, I'll drop my knife, you drop your knife, I'll drop mine But like nobody Is certain what's going on
Starting point is 01:04:40 Then what exactly How does this ramp back up? can't i can't remember people do put the knives down but i think they just start yelling again it's just like the situation is so tense and everyone's so on edge that then it becomes clear that they're ramp like hyping themselves back up and somebody must pick up a weapon again and he goes to pick up his weapon again because they did and then as he does we just hear a hit and he falls forward onto his knees we're seeing him from the front view and so we're just looking at his face and obviously something has happened and then blood just starts dripping from his
Starting point is 01:05:26 forehead and we the camera pans back and we see b behind him b with a kettlebell kettlebell that had those heavy weights oh shit and he falls forward and he's not dead and he he starts trying to get back up and she hits him again and kills him oh my god and alice starts scream crying obviously oh my god and again tension just ramping up and up and up and now you kill you kill my boyfriend we don't know if you he don't know even if he was the killer they're all freaking out now because they're like oh my god now we killed like what the fuck just happened we just killed someone that's not good that's not good and jordan is like well he was obviously the most likely culprit to have killed david we don't know him and he's the only one with military training and alice is like what what are you talking about and she's like you said he was a vet and alice is like yeah he's a veterinarian's assistant he oh my god and jordan says
Starting point is 01:06:36 why did you keep calling him gi joe and alice says because fucking look at him Oh no Lee Pace though I want Lee Pace more Now they're less sure if it was him Jordan is like It's still probably most likely that it was him Because we don't know him He's an outsider
Starting point is 01:07:00 He wasn't around He's an old guy It was probably him probably Alice is like we don't know for sure and then the camera pans and we see B just so overwhelmed B just throws up on herself she's just murdered someone and they all kind of look at her like ew yeah Sophie goes she pukes at herself and Sophie goes go change your shirt oh I hate this oh I hate this so much I hate this and this is I think as B goes to
Starting point is 01:07:32 change her shirt Emma sees Sophie with the pills and Sophie gives them to her and is like yeah take them but she and she pours herself a drink at this point and so B goes upstairs and and changes and we see B like totally shell shocked it's like cutting back and forth we see B she upstairs and changes and we see B like totally shell shocked it's like cutting back and forth we see B
Starting point is 01:07:47 she's like sitting in a sink and like washing blood off of her and she like puts on a sweater that she finds in David's room and she's like sitting in the mirror and like washing her face and like putting like just like getting herself back together because she's clearly just like so
Starting point is 01:08:04 overwhelmed and then downstairs like just like getting herself back together because she's clearly just like so overwhelmed and then downstairs with the rest of them alice sophie and emma oh and jordan and and sophie then comes in with a drink and is clearly fucked up and i think alice is freaking out that her boyfriend just died emma's like my boyfriend died and i loved him and uh then sophie just starts going in on emma i was like fuck you emma like you didn't love you didn't even like him you're just a coward and you won't like you you stay with him three years longer than you should have don't you're a fucking actor like don't act like you're actually that upset like i see right through you and it just starts being like really fucking mean to Emma and so Emma
Starting point is 01:08:45 is like fuck you and gets up and leaves and that's when finally B comes back down and they're like where'd you get that sweater like what they're all of a sudden like why do you all of a sudden look so like composed and put together and they're
Starting point is 01:09:01 just starting to totally turn on each other and they're just starting to totally turn on each other and they're like who the fuck are you and realizing like how long have you guys been dating like we don't know you that well and sophie's like hey guys calm down like don't like trying sort of defending her but but clearly also starting to get a little bit suspicious and they're like are you wearing makeup like what like where'd you get that sweater? But then they realize, okay. I used to love back to school shopping so much that I would tell my mom that I wanted to work at Staples when I grew up because I just loved getting all the things that I needed that I would use every day have nightmares about showing up in class without notebooks or number two pencils.
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Starting point is 01:11:45 what you said and and someone's like she or but she's a really good actor like remember head of and i think it's sophie who's like not to be a bitch but she wasn't even that good excellent excellent oh it's very funny um but they're all i think they sort of split up again to try to look for emma and we have this weird moment where jordan and b lock eyes with each other and like keep moving like they clearly like see each other but don't acknowledge it and like keep looking for emma like there's like i've been a really weird tension with Jordan from the beginning and they were sort of like what's going on? Do they know each other? Yeah. I don't know but it feels weird
Starting point is 01:12:30 like we're suspicious and we're like unnerved by it. Okay. But they're all sort of wandering around trying to find Emma when Alice in the dark trips over something falls face first onto Emma's body.
Starting point is 01:12:46 How is she dead? How did she die? She's at the foot of a staircase, like a windy staircase. And it kind of looks like the show The Staircase where there's blood like all on the walls. Like a long. We see that she has a massive head wound. That like that is what killed her for sure okay and and alice is like i told you it wasn't greg and they're like are you really doing are you
Starting point is 01:13:11 really like defending your boyfriend now she's like i mean i'm not saying i told you so but like i'm just saying like i sort of said it wasn't right and this is where someone comes in with a theory that it's the killer from Bodies, Bodies, Bodies. Whoever has the X is doing this and it's some sort of fucking sick game. They're doing the same order because they go like David, Greg, Emma, because those are the people who are accused of being the killer when they were playing. Oh, OK. OK, OK. So who's next? Well, they don't really they don't know. They don know but they're they're like whoever's doing this it's it's a game to them
Starting point is 01:13:50 insane that would be like such a thought thought out uh process that would be extremely impressive yeah they're just like whoever's doing this is fucking with us they're having fun it's a game for them and at this point they turn on b and because now she's the one they know least and jordan comes out with the info that she googled her and because she had her got her email earlier she like was able to find information about her and the college that she says she graduated from has no record of her and who even is this girl you don't even done so much research so quickly gen z baby and sophie at this point is like pretty fucked up she's definitely coked out and on drugs and wasted and she doesn't know what to do in this situation she's not thinking
Starting point is 01:14:46 straight she's not herself and so b keeps looking to her for support and backup like tell them sophie and sophie shrinks and looks kind of small and defaults to jordan jordan clearly is leading the charge now and jordan says i don't want her in here anymore no alice i think also yeah because alice is like you killed my boyfriend because now were like, you're the only one we've seen actually murder somebody like you fucking killed Greg. And so, yeah, Alice is like, I don't want to see your face anymore. Like, I don't want to look at you. Get out of the house.
Starting point is 01:15:13 So they like literally push her out of the house and lock every door. And it is like storming. It's a full on hurricane. Oh, my God. They just like push her outside. And she's like, Sophie, Sophie, Sophie. Sophie's not coming to her aid. And they just fucking push her outside. Oh, my God. Oh, Sophie, Sophie. Sophie's not coming to her aid. And they just fucking push her outside.
Starting point is 01:15:26 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Remember in Climax when that happened? Yeah, that was not good. That was not good. And there's that tense scene of her running door to door and them running door to door on the inside, locking each one. She's not able to get in. She eventually goes out to the car for some amount of shelter from the
Starting point is 01:15:46 storm and to get dry clothes, I think. And she finds in the car and Emily, you're going to have to help me. I understand what the meaning of this is, but she finds the same yellow bra or is it the matching set?
Starting point is 01:16:02 It's the matching underwear. It is the matching yellow underwear to the bra she found earlier. Okay. I think she's in Sophie's bag just looking for like dry clothes to put on. She finds a hoodie and puts it on and in that she finds a pair of
Starting point is 01:16:18 yellow underwear and she smells them. Okay, so Sophie and Jordan are together probably in some way. she seems to be suspecting something she is yeah we um yeah suspect that potentially there's something going on there so she gets out of the car um to try to get her way back into the house in doing so by the way jordan is wearing like a headlamp from um greg's go bag that's her little flashlight that she's been wearing the whole time and so when there's a lot of glass doors and windows in this house like how you know rich people houses are and um so when b is making her way back around the house to try to
Starting point is 01:16:57 find a way to get in she sees in one of the rooms a headlamp moving around illuminating a gun and so she sees now that Jordan has a gun oh shit and she and walking around the house finds a doggy door and crawls back into the house through the doggy door and at the entrance where she crawls in there's
Starting point is 01:17:20 basically a bunch of tools scattered on a countertop and she finds a hammer and grabs a hammer and goes back in to the group of the three other girls, Jordan, Sophie, Alice, and immediately says, Jordan has a gun. Jordan has a gun. You guys need to. Jordan's the killer. It's not me. Meanwhile, she's like got a hammer waving a hammer in her head.
Starting point is 01:17:44 And they're also like, how the fuck did you get back in here And Jordan looks Like I don't have a hammer I mean I don't have a gun what are you talking about She says empty out your pockets Jordan Empties out her pockets no gun But she does have the slip Of paper with the X on it that marked
Starting point is 01:17:59 The killer and bodies bodies bodies so then They're like you are the killer and she's like in the game In the game I was the killer like i'm not actually the killer she's the killer like who the fuck is she and so then b comes clean and explains herself to sophie she was like i was in school but i had to drop out to take care of my mom i didn't want to tell you because i just i i wanted you to like me i didn't want you to think less of me my mom has borderline and alice goes wow i'm so mental health is so important like that's actually a really big deal on like and it all of a sudden is like back on her side and it's like wow like that i understand like how important that is she She's like, I know about it because I have body dysmorphia. And Jordan's like, shut the fuck up.
Starting point is 01:18:49 But Bea and Sophie sort of reconcile and hug, which really pisses Jordan off because she is losing control of the situation. So she walks over to the couch, pulls up from under a couch cushion, the gun. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. And this sets off just the kind of climactic scene where everybody screams at each other and airs everything they've ever wanted to say.
Starting point is 01:19:16 So Jordan is holding a gun on them. It's like they're sort of that classic triangle pattern where it's like Sophie and Bea together, Alice, Jordan, Jordan pointing a gun. So like she's got control of the room. She tells B, she says
Starting point is 01:19:31 basically like you don't know Sophie as well as you think you do. She says it last week. Sophie called me and begged me to come see her and we had sex in her car. Okay. And we had sex in her car. Okay. And we see Bea.
Starting point is 01:19:48 Starts crying. And Sophie is fully denying it. That's not true. She's lying. She's trying to get in our heads. And then Sophie. Starts yelling. And is like you guys are horrible friends. Yeah she's like.
Starting point is 01:20:03 They go like yeah. Sophie you bowed out. You like left us. You did not. like you guys are horrible friends yeah she's like they go like yeah they go like sophie you bowed out you like left us you did not there's this big thing about she didn't reply on the group text thread about coming they're like you didn't reply on the thread and you never said you were coming and why the fuck you even here like you're not friends with us and she's like because you guys trigger me i'm i am your fucking sober friend and you do drugs and drink in front of me constantly and you all have a fucking drug problem. Every single one of you has a drug problem.
Starting point is 01:20:28 But me, I'm the black girl. So I'm the one who you told my fucking parents that I have a problem and I had to go to rehab. And we learn that her parents, because of that, cut her out of her trust fund. And they're like, we know that you told David to talk to your parents to give you your trust back. So, like, maybe that's why she showed up is to get friends with them again so she can get access to her trust fund again. OK, you're all terrible fucking people. You they do reveal they're like we wrote an ambulance with you three different times where like we thought you died. So it is clear like Sophie did have a problem.
Starting point is 01:21:01 Yeah. But yeah, she says like because because because i'm black like you can see how that looks that you're all just uh you're all fine but i have a problem and then i'm and then alice like it's like uh yeah no you're you're right and i mean i'm an ally and i totally get that and um i'm an ally and um the explanation is um uh she like can't come up with anything And Sophie's like And you all fucking hate each other Jordan you hate Alice You hate her podcast
Starting point is 01:21:32 You tell me about how you hate listen to her podcast And Alice just goes what? Jordan is that true? Is that true? And then the part that we truly love So much It's a lot of work to do a podcast Okay you have to And then the part that we truly love so much. It's a lot of work to do a podcast.
Starting point is 01:21:48 Okay. You have to say you have to make a Google calendar. You have to schedule guests. It takes a really long time to build a following. And it's really hard. It really just resonates with me. Everything she's saying. It's so true. We have a Google calendar.
Starting point is 01:22:02 Really hit home. We get it, Alice. We get it. And then Alice starts yelling at Jordan because now she's pissed. And she says, you like to act like you're this whole rags to riches story, Jordan, but you were never poor. Your parents are upper middle class. And you see Jordan. Jordan looks like she's seething. No, they're not.
Starting point is 01:22:28 My parents are teachers. And she says they're professors at a university. And Jordan says, it's public. Jordan shoots her in the leg. Jordan is just so pissed and so worked And then Jordan shoots her in the leg. Stop it.
Starting point is 01:22:46 Jordan is just so pissed and so worked up that she shoots Alice in the leg. And Alice is like, oh, my God, you shot me. I've never been shot before. It really fucking hurts. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:23:00 Oh, my God. And then, again, like, tension ramps up because now there's a deadly weapon being used and they basically dog pile to try to get this gun away from jordan who by the way jordan like looks very stressed that she just shot alice she's also in shock and is like uh no i didn't no i didn't um i'm i'm sorry she's in denial about it, but they just are trying to get the gun away from her dog pile on her. And while they're all on top of each other, of course, we hear a gunshot. They all back up. We see Alice has been shot through the head now. Alice is dead. Holy shit is dead. Yeah. Holy shit. is dead yeah holy shit okay yeah things escalated way out of control jordan then still has the gun they're all like they all take a minute to be like who should because they they are like they don't know who shot alice of all of them because they were all fighting for the gun they don't
Starting point is 01:23:55 so all of them are like i didn't do it you like who did it who shot her and jordan still has the gun and she's totally freaked out now but nobody nobody trusts anybody. And so she's whole, she is pointing the gun to Sophie and Sophie's like, Jordan, give me the gun, put the gun down. And, and it's like walking towards her.
Starting point is 01:24:14 And Sophie's like, don't walk towards me. Stop moving towards me. So she's threatening to shoot. Sophie's trying to get the gun. So they're doing that very slow. Like Jordan's backing up. Sophie's walking towards her and it's just like heaps. Jordan keeps backing away, but Sophie keeps coming, like, Jordan's backing up. Sophie's walking towards her.
Starting point is 01:24:25 And it's just, like, keeps, Jordan keeps backing away. But Sophie keeps coming, like, trying to calm her down. And they've, like, started backing up the big staircase, the two of them. And then out from behind, Bea runs up, grabs Jordan, tries to grab the gun out of her hands. They start wrestling up at the top of the stairs. The gun is going off. They're fighting and flailing. Get out of there.
Starting point is 01:24:47 And Bea throws Jordan off the balcony. Oh my God. And it's a long fall. Onto like a glass table or something. Onto a glass table that shatters. And we see Jordan down on the ground looking bad. Yeah. And they both look over the balcony to look at her and she keeps shooting up at them.
Starting point is 01:25:08 So then they run. Holy shit. And they hide in like a sauna. I thought it was just like a little closet or something. But yeah, somewhere dark. It's like a red light. Oh, yeah. OK.
Starting point is 01:25:19 Isn't it? I think they go hide in like a room, but it's some sort of the two of them. And in this moment B asks Again to Sophie like is it True about you and Jordan Is what she said true Sophie denies it no I would never do That oh because Jordan had said too she was like
Starting point is 01:25:36 Check her text check her fucking text Yeah is what Jordan had said When she said that that thing happened but yeah She's like I would never that's not true Oh no oh no And then she says like are you the killer and he's like no are you the killer and so he's like no oh my god oh my god oh my god and so he says i love you again to be she's like no i love you and she like goes to touch her face and be flinches and says you frighten me and and runs from sophie she's clearly scared of sophie now and runs and hides and we see very scary of her like hiding behind the couch covering her mouth
Starting point is 01:26:14 trying not to cry or scream and and sophie like going through the house with her little flash like b we have to stay together like i love you it's in like and so now we're really like fuck who yeah what the hell is going on what the hell is going on what the hell is going on and it's like starting to get light outside now it's been yep wow that long i was shocked at how long these things take you know i know yeah a lot of people have done. At some point, Bea goes outside. I think it's like been long enough of she like has stopped hearing Sophie look for her and I think can see from the top of the stairs. She's like down in a basement room, I think, or like a lower level room. She can see light from the top of the stairs being like, oh, it's daylight.
Starting point is 01:26:59 So she makes her way outside, I think probably to even just like maybe run, make a run for it just to leave, just to get out of there. And as she gets outside, she sees the destruction of the storm. It's just trees falling. Like it's chairs flipped. Everything looks bad. Everything is all out of order and looking looking bad. Everything's muddy. out of order and looking looking bad everything's muddy and as she's surveying the damage from behind her uh sophie grabs her in like a hug but at first we think she's just grabbing her but then
Starting point is 01:27:36 we're not sure the nature of this hug she basically just grabs her and has her arms wrapped around her and b doesn't. She like has that look of, should I try to fight her off? Should I placate her? They, so B then like, I think decides like, okay,
Starting point is 01:27:54 I'm going to try to, to placate her and like holds her arm. And Sophie reveals to her, she goes, I have to tell you something. I gave Emma those pills. And then I, and then she fell down the stairs.
Starting point is 01:28:06 Like, I think I'm the reason Emma's dead. Oh, oh. And and so B like turns around to hug her and is like, it's OK. It's OK. Grabs from behind Sophie's back. Sophie had the gun behind her back. She grabs it, pulls the gun on her and goes, show me your text. Oh, God. Oh, my God. I'm stressed. she grabs it pulls the gun on her and goes show me your text oh god
Starting point is 01:28:25 oh my god I'm stressed and Sophie doesn't want to do it but it's like okay holds her phone out goes to hold the phone
Starting point is 01:28:34 she has she's got a gun on her chucks it as if like well that's pretty telling Sophie yeah but flings her phone
Starting point is 01:28:42 toward the pool but it doesn't go in the pool, but it lands in a bunch of mud. There's like so much mud around the pool, but they both sort of lunge for it. Wrestle, fall into the pool, are both wrestling there, trying to pull themselves back out, reaching for
Starting point is 01:28:57 phones, reaching for guns, reaching for phones, reaching for the gun. Bea does manage to crawl over and pick up a phone and they both crawl over to each other they've like decided to stop fighting pull over pick up this phone and sophie says that's not my phone and b gets up walks over to david's dead body which is on the ground outside lifts his eyelids to open his eyes and unlock the phone like face id face id and pull it up and
Starting point is 01:29:29 it's up on like the last thing that his phone had been doing which i will let you describe sammy oh no oh my god oh no no no no it's open to tiktok and he was making a tick tock and it plays back for us and it is him with the sword doing a dance and then at the end of the dance he's trying to open the bottle of champagne he's got the bottle of champagne and trying to replicate the way that greg did it but greg did it with such ease and david's really struggling and he starts doing it toward himself which is not the way you're ever supposed to cut anything and eventually i think gets it i was kind of covering my eyes at this point because you know what's coming and slits his own throat and dies that's what started it all
Starting point is 01:30:28 so they are laying on the ground they see we watch this the video goes on for so long we're watching this happen oh my god that's genius they have this realization of oh my god like none of no murderer there was no killer
Starting point is 01:30:43 no killer no killer he No killer. No killer. He's just an idiot. Yep. Yep. And then we hear a car pulling up and in through the gate walks Max, who is Connor O'Malley in an incredible little cameo. And he just looks around and sees some amount of the carnage and like, what? What the fuck's what the fuck's going on here?
Starting point is 01:31:09 What the fuck happened here? A bunch of texts start coming in finally because the storm is over on their phones. And Bea just looks at him and goes, I have reception. And that's the end of the movie. Oh, my God. Of course, it's that. Of course, it's like a complete misunderstanding. Of course, it's a complete misunderstanding.
Starting point is 01:31:32 There was never a killer at all. Yeah. The misdirects were so good. Her like texting her mom felt really suspicious that whole time. And like it always could have been Max. Right. There's this other person who like was never there yes yes it's just an accident and they are all just
Starting point is 01:31:52 dumb and hate each other secretly like hate each other out of their minds they're all fucked up hate each other and stupid it's It's so funny. I loved it. And I just gotta say well, Lee Pace obviously stole every scene he was in. God, he was funny. But Rachel Sennett also was just a revelation. She is so
Starting point is 01:32:18 fucking funny. Which one is she? She was Alice. Alice. The one with the podcast. She's so watchable. She's just one of the podcast. She's just so watchable. She's just one of those actors that just, she's just got it. She's got it. She's got it. She's got it.
Starting point is 01:32:32 And yeah, I just love the animal tendencies again, too. That like stress of when you feel like you're in danger, even if there is no danger. You have to protect yourself at all costs. There's no more reason reason goes out the window and it becomes just animals like we just become animals like hated each other like it's so crazy to think
Starting point is 01:32:54 about I've been thinking about this movie non-stop since we saw it I fucking loved it and just thinking about like okay if the car hadn't been dead if the battery hadn't died nobody else would have died they would have gone and gotten help and that would have been it if they just didn't think their friends were fucking idiots and had like brought up this a boyfriend here who's like or if they had listened to a word they actually talked
Starting point is 01:33:14 and knew he was a veterinarian and not an army vet if they like there's so many things where if they had just if they all just sat inside the house together, bundled up, riding out the storm, nobody else would have died. But they just every single one of them lost it and they hated each other to begin with. And they just one by one took each other out. It's genius. It's such a smart idea. I think the only kill that I like kind of bothers me a little bit is B killing Lee Pace because it's like would she really have I just didn't feel
Starting point is 01:33:51 in the retelling that she had been like directly threatened by him enough to validate her like just straight up murdering him. She's doing it I think to protect I think he might be closest going we didn't include I think the closest person to him is Sophie so she does it I think to protect be closest going. We didn't include. I think the closest person to him is Sophie. And so she does it, I think, to protect Sophie because she thinks like it's a very scary,
Starting point is 01:34:11 tense moment. He's he's six, five, six, five. He's a big guy. He is 15 years older than him than them. They don't know him. He's acting weird. He does have a weapon. Someone has died.
Starting point is 01:34:24 It is like and she's also high and drunk. He does have a weapon. Someone has died. It is like. And she's also high and drunk. Like there's there's a lot of things. And she's totally freaked out by what she did after. They're all just like. They're animals. It's like animal instinct. She just.
Starting point is 01:34:40 It does feel really crazy and sudden. But in the moment, they're all convinced he's a murderer. He is going to kill them. He has a knife. Makes sense. It's really unnerving.ving that scene it's probably my favorite scene though i think it's i mean because for one lee pace is in it and he's just incredible in every scene that he's in and this is like the most lee pace focused scene so maybe that's why i love it but i think it is just a perfect escalation of who has the upper hand here and very end, which I do not want to have to see. I would watch every other part of this movie. But watching Pete Davidson slit his own throat sounds horrible.
Starting point is 01:35:33 The second they open that phone and you see him standing there with a sword, the realization. They make you watch this whole minute-long video of him attempting to make this TikTok. whole like minute long video of him attempting to make this tiktok but you i mean it's letting that like wash over you of oh my god he did it to himself is so wild and so brilliant to do a slasher where they're nobody's the killer no there's no murderer because also emma falling down the stairs because of the pills because of the pills makes a lot of rachel i mean uh alice got shot because they were all fighting over the gun jordan died because they pushed her over the balcony every single one of them killed somebody else holy shit it's a lot of fun man i had a great time i really just think it's such a good script it's so well executed
Starting point is 01:36:22 so well acted also i think probably some of the negative reaction is it being marketed as a horror movie because it's also it's it's horror fans can be very they can get very upset when something is not up to their standards. Because I would say that it's not super scary. It's not even really a full slasher. It's like more of a murder mystery. Yes it's murder mystery yes and so i think when people's expectations are when their expectations aren't met they can like lash out in a way that is just enjoy the fucking movie man it's a great i thought it was a very fun time god it was so fun okay you guys i loved it thank you so much literally i don't know what i would i fun okay you guys i loved it thank you so much literally i don't know what i would i don't know what i would do without you i'm so happy to have been able to
Starting point is 01:37:11 see this and share it with you henley and we have already talked about when we're gonna see it again this week because i really yeah i don't see it again little plug for amc prime um the seats like shook every time there was thunder which was was really spooky, and I liked it. Oh my god, the bass is just so... It was not 4D. It was not 4D. It was just the power of sound. And that, I'm okay with.
Starting point is 01:37:36 Just that bass reverberating in your bones. Yeah, it was great. Listeners, check it out. I think it's worth a watch. I don't think it's too scary. I believe in you. I think you can handle it. The music is super fun. CharlieXCX. We get some Azealia Banks in there. Hot girl, hot girl, rich girl.
Starting point is 01:37:51 I don't even know if she's fresh, but that's how it feels like it should go for me. And no voices. So I guess we will just say from all of us here at Too Scary to Watch, goodbye. Goodbye, everyone. Bye.
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