Too Scary; Didn't Watch - FINAL DESTINATION 2 (LIVE!) with Lisa Gilroy

Episode Date: September 28, 2022

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This is a HeadGum Podcast. This episode was recorded live at Just for Laughs Festival in Toronto. Our guest for this episode was Lisa Gilroy, who you can and should follow on social media at thelisagilroy. We hope and plan to do more live shows in the future, so please stay tuned. Thank you so much to everyone who came out to see the show and thank you again to just for laughs toronto for having us and without further ado here is the episode

this is emily henley and sammy and you're listening to Too Scary, Didn't Watch. This is an ominous thing to walk out to. Yeah. Oh my god, oh my god. Hi everyone, welcome to Too Scary Didn't Watch. A horror movie recap podcast for those too scared to watch for themselves. I'm Emily and I am too scared to watch scary movies. I'm Henley and I am also too scared to watch scary movies. I'm Sammy and I love watching scary movies and so I watch them so that you don't have to.

And holy shit everybody, this is our very first live show. We're like in shock. So this is the most scared I have ever been for this podcast. The playing field has been leveled. That's right. Henley and I have stage fright.

We took a lot of beta blockers before this. So they should be okay. We should be good. We should be good. Our heart rate is like normal, kind of. Yeah, that's right. Only because of the pills though. That's the only reason. Wow. We are so excited to be here. If for people who don't know what our podcast is, we are a scary movie recap Podcast. We're going to tell you what happens in a scary movie. If you've seen it, great. If you haven't, that's also great. Who here is too scared to watch scary movies? Anybody? Welcome, welcome. People who like scary movies? Either more or just a louder presence. We've got a little bit of both. And I did watch the scary movie this week. So did Sammy.

It's one of the rare times that a team scared got a little bit brave. And Sammy, what is that movie this week? This week's movie is Final Destination 2. Came out in 2003. Directed by David R. Ellis. Written by J. Mackie Gruber, Eric Bress, Jeffrey Reddick,

starring A.J. Cook, Allie Larder, Michael Landez, David Petcow, James Kirk, Linda Boyd, Keegan-Connor Tracy, Jonathan Cherry,

Oh my God. Terrence Carson, Justina Machado, and Tony Todd. There was a lot of people in this movie. A lot of people in this movie. You did great.

Thank you so much. It was really good. It was really good. Thank you so much. It was really good. It was really good. It was really good. Guys, we are, this is new for us. We would normally do a check-in about if anything scary happened to us, but it is happening right now. This is it. You're here for it.

You're experiencing it. We're all in it together. And someone else who's in it together with us is we are very excited, very lucky to be joined by a guest this week. She is an actor and comedian and a Canadian. Please welcome Lisa Gilroy. Hi, everybody. Hi, Lisa.

Welcome. Welcome. Thank you. Wow, I feel like I'm on the red table with the girls talking about this. Yeah, welcome to the view. Lisa, hello. How do you feel about scary movies, Lisa? Oh, I hate them.

Just look at me. Me too, me too, me too. Did you have a moment where you watched a traumatizing horror movie and it ruined the rest of your life and you're like, I'll never go back? Listen, Henley, I never even got in the door. I never even sat up on the couch and had the remote in my hand. I didn't make that. Even going to Blockbuster as a child, like,

too much to handle. Like, do you guys remember the cover of, I think it was Silence of the Lambs. It was like an eye with like a bee on it.

Or was that Candyman? Something. That's Candyman. Silence of the Lambs is a mouth and a butterfly. Wow. Mouth, butterfly,

eye, bee. Devastating combos for both. Like, I don't want bugs on any part of my face and even seeing those was, yeah, B, devastating combos for both. I don't want bugs on any part of my face. And even seeing those was, yeah, that was catastrophic.

Honestly, they should put horror movies behind a curtain, not porn. Who cares? Everybody has a body. I'm sorry, but seeing the saw cover, just a single foot, like, excuse me. Put that behind a curtain. I don't want to see that at all. No.

One of the scariest movies I saw early on was Pee-wee Herman's Big Adventure. Oh! I just heard you say Pee-wee Herman. Is that a name?

Pee-wee. What do you think I said? Pee-wee. Pee-wee. Is it because of Large Marge? That's exactly right, Sammy.

Large Marge? She says, tell him Large Marge sent ya. And then at one point, she's like, oh! And her eyes pop out of her head. You guys remember?

Yes, I very much do. Everyone else is like, yeah, we enjoyed that part of our childhood. Yeah, the fun part. That was fine. Yeah, so any, did you ever go to a sleepover where they play a scary movie and you had to bow out? Every day of my life. Every day of your life?

Also, but, oh God, I was like just so, it's just devastating. This is, like, a social problem as well, you know, because you're scared and trying to act like you're not scared. So I'd always be, like, oh, you guys, my leukemia is acting up. Like, just any excuse. And my friends also really like to play that nightmare game. Remember, it was, like, a, it was called Nightmare something something.

People are nodding. There's, like, a DVD, and there and there was like a, what was it called? The Gravekeeper something. And he would be like The Gravekeeper? Yes, yes. So it was like a board game but it came with a DVD and you put it in and then the man would appear and he would be like Listen up maggots! And he had a cloak and then he would

like tell you to do things and I was so afraid of that man. I have never heard of this. I have never heard of this. Is this a DVD? Is this a DVD? No. Okay, so you put in a DVD where a man screams at you and tells you to do something? It's a nut maggot. Yes.

And he called you maggots. Yeah. And you're like eight years old and you're like, I love this. Yeah, my friends were like, I love this. And I was like, that man is real and he's coming for us. You're the smart one in the group. Exactly. Oh my goodness.

Okay, so not for you at all. Not for me at all, no. So that's why we sort of let you be the listener. You're going to get to hear... How familiar are you with the Final Destination franchise? I saw a trailer for it once where a log came off a truck and smashed a girl's head off. It's like the most iconic...

That's Final Destination 2, baby. We're going to get there. I feel like it saved lives, though. Because that happens on the iconic. That's Final Destination 2, baby. We're going to get there. I feel like it's saved lives, though, because that happens on the highway. How would that save lives? What would you do? There's so many people

who have that image in their head. They're driving down the highway. They see a truck. They change lanes. Change lanes. That's right. Those logs, they go everywhere. You can't avoid it. Not in this scenario. Damn it.

You're right. Oh, my God. On that note, I guess we should start talking about Final Destination 2. Yeah, let's do it. People here, have you seen Final Destination 2?

Has anyone seen it recently? Okay. Okay, well, let's talk about it. Sammy, what do we got? Okay, we got a 48% on Rotten Tomatoes. Okay, well, let's talk about it, Sammy. What do we got? Okay, we got a 48% on Rotten Tomatoes. Okay, okay. This one is decent. 38 Metacritic, 6.2 IMDb.

Budget, 26 million. It made 90 million, which is the lowest grossing of all the Final Destination films. For the sequel, that's interesting. It's still pretty good. It's still pretty good. Wait, what are we talking about today? The second one in the franchise?

Second one. Is that the one with the big log? That's the big log one, yeah. Okay, buckle up. It's a big log. And Devonsall was supposed to be in this movie.

Let's start off the first one if anyone's unfamiliar. And I guess contract negotiations. He's not even in this? I don't think we should do it. I was shocked and sad. Yeah, bye. Absolutely devastating.

No, because I love Devin Sala. Remember he was in Casper? Also too scary for me. Did we remember it? If you can recall, famously in Casper. Yeah, don't worry. They explain it in a way that is completely unsatisfying. But he did not...

Okay, so Final Destination 1, if anybody doesn't know, should we just give a little backstory? It's honestly basically exactly the same as Final Destination 2. There's some kids get off a plane before it crashes, and then death comes for them because they were supposed to die. Wait, how'd they get off before it crashed? He has a vision? Devin Sawa has a vision. Oh, like they didn't get on. No, they were supposed to die. Wait, how'd they get off before it crashed? He has like a vision? Devin Sawa has a premonition.

Oh, like they didn't get on. No, they were on and they got off. Wait, so the plane like took them to the moon. We can't get, we can't. Okay. I've made a huge mistake. Okay. That's a different movie.

But just saying like the villain's death. Okay, we get that. The villain is death. Got it, got it. The villain is death and it's after them. But Devin Sawa survived in Final Destination 1. So we're just going to have to find out what happens in Final Destination 2.

But he's not even in it. He's not even in it. And it's really, yeah, it's very unsatisfying the way they address it. We'll get to it. We'll get to it. You're just teasing, teasing, teasing. The whole movie is about what happened to Devon Sawa. Shall we

get into it, Sammy? Let's do it. Let's do it. Oh, my God. You ready? I'm ready. We can do it. We can do it.

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Porcelain baby dolls. There's like hanging clowns. Yeah. This is in a hot girl's bedroom. This is in a hot girl's bedroom. Yeah. That's... It's just not her vibe for the whole rest of the movie, so I was a little thrown by it.

Yeah. But we're hearing kind of a conspiracy theorist sounding guy. Yeah, she's got her TV on, and she's got a news interview going. And he's talking about the events of Final Destination 1, Flight 180 crashed, and then the survivors were killed in very strange ways, and he's theorizing that death is following them, tracking them down, and killing them. Yes, it is part of death's master plan,

and the interviewer asks, so you're telling me that death is after us? And the guy says, absolutely. Death is all around you, everywhere, all the time. And just to be clear, this is a news anchor? This is on the news. CNN. This is like, it honestly reads like it's like 60 minutes. This just in this evening, three people being actively pursued by the gremlin of death.

That's the energy, we're taking it very seriously. Then we go to the next morning and Kimberly and her friend are packing for a trip. And her dad seems concerned and is saying, do you have everything you need? Your sunblock, your toothpaste? Your porcelain doll, your spiders, your cobwebs. And her friend walks up and says, condoms, whips, chains. Yeah, we've got everything. Hilarious.

Her vibe in front of the dad. He's like, stop it. Your dad's cool. It's fine. And then she says, when they get in the car, get ready to go, she's like, come on, I'm horny. Come on, Kimberly, I'm getting horny. Let's get the guys. I'm getting horny. Also, I'm just going to come out ahead of it.

People aren't going to like this take, but I think the relationship with Kimberly and her dad, I think it's weird. Yeah. They sit at one time, he has his arm over her. I don't like it. I think her dad is weird. Okay, they're going to Daytona. Really fun. Two girls, two guys. Big trip.

Guys in the back smoking weed. Just talking about the fun they're going to have in Daytona. Guys in the back, the girls are driving? Cool. Kimberly can drive. Okay, this would be a cool feminist moment, but I know the log is out there. Yeah. Yeah, so they are, they're on the on-ramp

to get onto the highway to stop light, and as they are stopped there, a woman, looks like a homeless woman, comes up to their window, slams on it, and startles them all, and they are incredibly rude. In in the car they're like making jokes they're like oh making jokes about her but it's it's just i'm saying that because it's a

moment okay so i didn't write the movie um um and as they're stopped there a school bus passes with like a football team on it and they're all chanting pile up pile up we're getting horny that's honestly what a football team is all that's actually the chant all the time um and on the radio it says she turns on the radio and it's the news saying that it's today is the one year anniversary of the crash of flight 180 she's getting spooked i mean i have seen signs. Because her friends died in the crash? No, she's just aware of it. She was the one watching that 60 Minutes about it.

So she's like very, we get the sense that she's like aware. It must have been a town nearby that all these students died from it. It's like, you know, it was a big deal, you know, in sort of the world. It was a big deal. In sort of the world. And as she pulls on to the freeway, we're getting glimpses of various other people in their cars.

A mother and son. Oh no. Okay. Yeah. Oh, sorry, Henley. There's a guy doing coke. Yeah, it's absolute chaos on this road these are the worst drivers you've ever seen at one point a woman on the back of a motorcycle just flashes her tits like i'm now realizing that woman doesn't isn't a part of the story at all it's just for that moment it's just for that she flashing them to the bus of the teenage boys wait i think they're they're like in college maybe.

They must be. Because there's some stuff that happens later. Anyway, she's just like a woman on a motorcycle. Yeah, flashes them. We see a dude doing coke as he drives. A truck driver's drinking a beer. What town is this? Party town in the USA?

Stop it. Yeah, I truly... A cop is driving and he spills coffee on his lap. So he's like, oh shoot. And he's like, you know, brushing up. This whole room knows something I don't know. Everyone keeps going. Some people have seen it.

Storms are brewing. We do get like a little kid. He also doesn't factor in later at all. But he makes direct eye contact with Kimberly as she drives. Don't do that, Emily. And she'll look right at you. No, look at me. Look at me.

And he takes two trucks and he just starts banging them together. It's so... A lot of spooky signs happening. It's just like, this is a bad road. Get off this road. I have actual goosebumps. Emily, check.

Goosebumps, check. She got them. She got them. She got them. I'm scared. The puppeteer is here. He's everywhere all the time. Okay.

There's also a pregnant lady. Oh. Oh. Yep. And a guy in a muscle car. And a guy in a muscle car. Who's just, I don't know, stupid? Actually doing really well.

Yeah, he's fine. And we like his vibe. Yeah. And of course, there is a truck carrying a bunch of logs. A bunch. I'm glad this is first. I'm glad we're just getting this out of the way. Oh we like his vibe. And of course there is a truck carrying a bunch of logs. A bunch. I'm glad this is first. I'm glad we're just getting this out of the way. Oh yeah.

And yeah, the truck with a bunch of logs. And we watch sort of in slow motion I think as the chain holding those logs in place. Snaps. And a big old log comes rolling off that truck. And then, oh my God. It's as the cop has spilled the coffee in his lap, he's looking down, and he looks up to see a log coming straight at his face,

absolutely blasts through him, blood splattering. And that is the right way to say it. It truly blasts right through him. Log from front of the windshield, out the back, we see guts, insides, insides coming outside

and the log to be clear the log is like long ways right? no no no yeah long ways like the you know flat end yeah right okay because Emily sorry no offense but you said it rolled off the truck and so that kind of made me think it was this way so it rolled off

bounced and then shot at the cop. And a little trivia that we looked up is they had to do these logs CGI because real logs weren't bouncy enough. So in case you're ever worried on the road, they wouldn't bounce this much. Yeah. Absolute mayhem ensues. There's a motorcyclist who flies off his motorcycle, and then is crushed by his motorcycle and then it's

crushed by his motorcycle cars are exploding I think that motorcycle then like flies through and cuts somebody

in half it's him it's the motorcyclist killed by his own motorcycle split by his own motorcycle

a lot of cars explode big explosions I mean oh the mother and son sorry

are trying to brake to avoid hitting a truck but her water bottle would you believe it big explosions. I mean, oh, the mother and son, sorry, are trying to brake to avoid hitting a truck but her water bottle, would you believe it, flies under her brake. And I'm sorry, does anyone remember, like, I think about this all the time when I'm driving, like, there better not be anything under your brake. And I realized in watching this that this is fucking why. It's this movie

that I had never seen but it somehow entered my consciousness of, like, you better not have anything near your, which also is correct. You shouldn't have anything near your brake but uh why just send her break she can't stop smashes explodes i just realized that sometimes i take my shoes off when i'm driving and don't put them there just realize that maybe that's a huge hazard you can take well i don't i actually don't think you're supposed to take them off but it's illegal yeah it's it's i think for some reason i think it's illegal i think it's illegal. I think it's illegal. No way. What's illegal? I don't know that, and I guess I just admitted to a crime.

Oh, my God. Try and stop her. Well, just make sure when you do that, you just sort of toss them over to the passenger seat like I do. Yeah, I actually use my other foot to, like, block them. No, don't! No! Okay, I'll stop describing. What if it could move?

I'll never do it again. Yeah, she could move? I'll never do it again. Yeah, she promises here today she'll never do it again. I really think you're lying to me. It's just massive. It's a really bad crash. Everybody dies. All the cars explode. Kimberly and her car friends, they get hit.

They start rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling. End up on their, like, basically upside down. And we see that Kimberly has survived, but, you know, covered in blood. Looking upside down, she sees see that Kimberly has survived, but you know, covered in blood. Looking upside down, she sees, this part is yucky. She sees the guy in the muscle car. He had, his car had burned on fire, exploded, but he survived.

And so he gets out of his car, and he's like, help me. And he's like all burned up. Covered in fire? Covered in fire. Head to toe. Head to toe in fire. She sees that, she sees a truck

smash into him and kill him. And then she sees a truck moving, sliding towards her. She screams, crashes into her, presumably dead, all dead.

Uh-huh. She's dead? Comes to, it was all a dream? A premonition. No! It's a Devon Sama moment

He was all a dream and the movie's over. Wait, was it a dream or was it a premonition? She comes back to, like, on the on-ramp and looks terrified. She's like, I'm horny. Still so horny. So she starts panicking. It's a smash cut back and she's back in the direction of the on-ramp and then the homeless woman

smashes against the window and so it's like wait she's like I've seen this before I've seen this before all the same things start happening so she gets freaked out she starts flipping on the radio

no no she's about to cheat death you guys she might be and we know that that is not a good thing to do yeah so all the things start happening

so she totally freaks out her friends are like what's going on she turns her car sideways blocking everyone on the on-ramp so nobody can get on and we see all the passengers are the people that we recognize from and they're all screaming her because they don't even know she's a hero yeah exactly they're all like let us on what's going on they got places to be the cop who's there on the on-ramp he gets out of his car he comes to her window and pulls her out of the car

and says you know miss what's going on she's totally freaking out so her friends are still in the car she's outside of the car talking to the cop and she's like there's about to be a big accident

like I saw it we all die and as she is telling him this what the log truck passes on the highway no goosebumps

check they're there and the crash She is telling him this. What? The log truck passes on the highway. No, goosebumps. Check. They're there. And the crash starts to happen. The log comes off sideways, but then straight. And a bunch of cars start crashing. They all see it happening. The cop goes on his radio. He calls for backup.

Like, the whole big crash is happening. And at the very last moment this crash is going on and a truck starts sliding towards her car the cop grabs her pulls her out of the way it smacks into her car

all her friends die right before her eyes all her friends are dead she sorry I started laughing it's truly insane the whole thing that she like prevented all these people from dying except all her friends. So that's pretty, it's been pretty bad for her.

Then they go back to the police station and I think everyone at this point kind of thinks, still thinks she's crazy. Yeah, so it's all the people who were on. Even though the things she said came true. All the people on the the on-ramp they're all back at the police station talking about it and and the motorcycle guy who um his name is eugene he is telling them like oh you didn't hear about what happened last year on flight 180 all those kids died and then death started coming for him and they all died one by one in freak accidents and he's like really laughing and i'm thinking, believe what you want but this woman just watched her friends die.

It just feels like we all sort of forgot that a super dramatic thing just happened. And remind me again, Eugene the motorcyclist is the one who flashed the bus? No, that person never comes back. That was a woman. He almost got cut in half by his motorcycle. Oh, okay, so there was two people on motorcycles.

I guess so. Yeah, very confusing. I shouldn't have mentioned it. That's on us. That's on us. That's on us. Live and learn. So, yeah, none of them really believe it. Kimberly obviously does.

She's like, this thing happened. Your guy had this crazy premonition. The cop also seems to sort of believe her. Does it feel romantic between them? It feels like it could be. Let us know. Okay, okay. It could be. Which is why I mentioned I hope she's like it could be. Let's not. Okay, okay. It could be.

Which is why I mentioned I hope she's not in high school. She called it, she knew. He's like, so, did your boyfriend die in that crash? Really sorry about your boyfriend. So, yeah, they leave the station. Her dad comes and, you know, picks her up from the station. Again, I'm like, I don't like your vibe. And that night at dinner, she's obviously very distraught and she says to her she asks her dad we're getting

the impression that her mom is is no longer with them it's just the dad and Kimberly and she says can I ask you something did mom ever have any weird feelings about anything? It's like, what? I forgot about that. And that's what he says. He goes, what? About what? Like, what do you mean? Did mom ever have any weird feelings about anything?

But she asked, did she ever have premonitions? Yes. And he doesn't answer. He just goes, are you okay? And the answer is no. She watched all of her friends die and she just says i have a really bad feeling that this isn't over yet she's right she's right she knows and then we go to muscle car guy's house muscle car guy he arrives

home carrying oh we forgot to mention he just won the lottery oh yes oh right of course he's the luckiest man he's so lucky he just won the lottery and escaped death yes. Oh, right. Of course. He's the luckiest man. He's so lucky. He just won the lottery and escaped death. He's the luckiest guy on earth. He comes home carrying, like, a bunch of boxes. His hallway might as well be littered with banana peels and marbles. Like, there's so many hazards. And he gets in his house, and he has posters of cars on the walls.

He loves cars! Oh, man. And he starts cooking dinner like an absolute maniac. This man is disgusting. He has on his table a full frying pan full of spaghetti getting cold, and he tosses it out the window and puts that same dirty pan on the stove and immediately puts food in it and it's like okay you're dying one way or the other first of all he blasts those flames up to the highest they can be yeah and then dumps like

canola oil like everywhere it's so wild so yeah fire is like going way too high he takes as he's like getting his stuff ready to cook the grossest meal ever. It's like chicken nuggets and like. I think it's like hot dogs in a pan and then Chinese food. He gets his Chinese food out, his little container, and as he's mixing things up, a magnet, a letter magnet falls off his fridge into the Chinese

food container. And when it falls off, the letters that remain on the fridge spell I. E-Y-E. No! Wait, what did it spell before? Eyes? It said hey. That sounds right. What else could it be?

It's so funny! It was like, no, just the one. No, he is the luckiest man. Death was coming for both eyes and then was like, nah, cutie, I'll just take one. We just need the one. What was it spelling before? What letter fell into the spaghetti?

It was Hey E. His name is Evan. Okay, that makes sense. Oh, Hey E. Got it, got it, got it. I wasn't even thinking about that. I was like, well, I, I get it. Okay, all right.

So we're seeing that. But so yeah, he puts the food container in the microwave, but now there's metal in it because of the magnets. So that starts a spark and that starts exploding. He seems unfazed. He's starts exploding. He seems unfazed. He's unfazed. He's listening to voicemails from women that are like, hey Evan, heard you just won the lottery.

Again, this is a feminist film. And he's like trying on his new Rolex and he's bought a new ring and as he puts on the ring, he drops it in that garbage disposal and reaches in to get it

and meanwhile sparks are flying from the nearby outlet and now he can't get his hand out of the sink because his Rolex is too big. Okay on a side note this feels like something that happens to like a bad chef in a Disney movie

or something. Like if this in a Disney movie or something. If this was a Disney movie, this would be hijinks that were happening to a dumb adult and we'd be like, ha ha. But this is actually quite scary now. It's very scary. I don't like when a garbage disposal comes into play. Death is playing tricks on us. He's having some fun. Death is having a great time.

And Death is what? Coming for us all. Everywhere, all the time. Has a plan. You can't escape it. And so, yeah, he's really trying to, like, pull his hand out of the garbage disposal. But meanwhile, a full fire has broken out because he saw that he poured oil on the stove. It's way too much canola oil.

Well, then he takes a dish towel to try to put it out. It catches on fire. And then he tosses it. And so then he has a pile of boxes and then that catches on fire but he can't put the fire out because his hand is stuck in the garbage disposal. Is it on?

The microwave is popping, the glass is shattering because bad things are happening in there. But he does get his hand out intact. But now the apartment is completely on fire, and he has to just escape. And the voicemails from the girls, are they still going?

He's still listening. He's like writing down their number. But now they're like, Evan, I'm pregnant. They're getting more stressed. He has everything going wrong. He goes out onto the fire escape, and just in the nick of time, his apartment basically explodes. All the windows shatter, and he's climbing in the nick of time the apartment basically explodes all the windows

shatter and he's climbing down the fire escape and the ladder on the second floor is supposed to drop down to for him to be able to climb to the actual ground it's not going so he's like jumping on it like this like and we're just so on edge all these things should have killed him already we're like what's it going to be what's it going to be? What's it going to be? And he eventually, the ladder goes all the way down with such force that flings him backwards. He falls onto his back, onto all now the broken glass from the apartment windows. And the ladder falls towards his eye, stops just short of it. He breathes a big sigh of relief. And then it falls the rest of the way.

Oh my God, Lisa. It's not well. short of it. He breathes a big sigh of relief, and then it falls the rest of the way. Oh my god, Lisa. It's not well. Muscle car guy. He's done. He's done. We liked him the most, too. Remember in the beginning, we thought his vibe was good. No, I lied about that. We don't like him. Okay. No, we don't like him.

So, okay, so then, the nightly news comes on. We all watch the news in this movie. Wait, is he okay? No, no, no, he's dead. No, he's dead. No, he's absolutely dead. He's dead. Oh, okay, I thought maybe it was just his eye. No, no, no, it went through his eye, through his brain, to the ground, dead, dead, dead.

Okay, then it should have said brain on the fridge. It should have said brain, Y slash brain. It's a good point. It should have said brain. Yeah. So we're all watching the nightly news that night. We see everybody from that on-ramp watching the news in some capacity and seeing that there was a freak accident

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Who doesn't? And I guess he's looking through police files because he is seeing crime scene photos with very funny captions oh my god yeah he's looking

through basically all the photos from Final Destination 1 all the people who died there all of their corpses and one of the captions of one of the photos

it's um scene Final Destination 1 a guy gets strangled in the shower by like a I don't know something hanging in the shower

and so it's the body in the tub strangled in the shower by like a, I don't know, something hanging in the shower. And so it's the body in the tub strangled. And the caption is, a nice shot before the coroner arrived. A nice shot? A nice shot. A nice shot. This is a nice shot before the coroner arrived. A plus. So yeah, we see he really believes it.

He's like looking into all this and thinks something bad happened and this is where we find out about our dear Devin Sawa okay great just in a little footnote in an article his name was Alex in the first one and we find out he was killed by a falling brick

ironically he hadn't left the house in three months wait what and that's all we get that's how he died that's all we get brick. Ironically, he hadn't left the house in three months. And that's all we get. That's how he died. That's all we get. A falling brick. Inside the house.

Inside the house. But the other, so the end of final decision went, he and his girlfriend, Clear Rivers, a fantastic name, are the only two survivors. And so, Kimberly looks up Clear Rivers. Her name is Clear Rivers. First name Clear, last name Rivers. So people are like, Clear.

Yeah. What? This is played by Allie Larder, and we can just call her Allie Larder, if that's easier for you. Is that easier for you? Yeah. Yeah, I like Allie Larder, too. Okay, so Allie Larder has... Imagine it was Clear Larder. okay so um ali larder imagine it was clear larder like you can't have any other name with clear you have to be rivers you can't

be like clear mcdonald um so she has checked herself into a psychiatric institute and so kimberly goes to pay her a little visit and we find out that yeah oh no you said she's there voluntarily because she is so afraid of death that they make kimberly like take off all of her bracelets and everything and she's like oh she's scared that you're the danger and but kimberly goes in and gets to talk to her and is saying i think this is happening again what happened to you is not happening to me i had a premonition and she says, you put all those people on a list and death is going to go by one by one and kill them in the order they were supposed to die.

No goosebumps. And she says, oh, but my friends died first and they died last in my premonition and immediately without skipping or being clear, it's like, backwards? She goes, she goes, wait. Died first.

Backwards. It's like, what? And she has her little conspiracy board with like yarn pieces of string. I'm just now realizing, she lets tax? I know, there's definitely some dangerous items. String could be dangerous in the right scenario. String could absolutely be dangerous. Yeah.

I agree. I agree. And Kimberly's basically asking her for help. She's saying, and she says, no, hell no. I'm staying here in this padded room with just these strings and tacks. I'll stay here where I'm safe. But she tells Kimberly, watch out for the signs. That's all I can tell you.

If you see anything ominous, it's a sign. And watch out for those signs. Wow. The staff at tell you. If you see anything ominous, it's a sign. And watch out for those signs. Wow. The staff at that mental hospital is like, thanks for visiting, hon. You really made things better for this gal. We have a little moment of checking in with each of our characters at one point and I just want to point out that

the mother and son, the mom's like tucking the son into bed and he's 15. Oh, he's 15? No one said he was 15. Oh, he's 15? No one's like, he's 15. He's a star. Don't love him. And she says, and tomorrow it's off to the dentist, which I know you love. Which just

lets us know that there's going to be some dental things happening pretty soon here. Oh, the collective. Brace yourselves. Yeah, and so when Kimberly gets back to her house, the cop has come to see her. We realized in going over our notes, we don't know anybody's name, so sorry.

The cop, he comes to see Kimberly, and he's like, we're going to have a meeting, all the survivors, we're going to have a meeting tonight at my apartment to talk about this. As they're talking, Kimberly sees a bunch of pigeons come down to attack her, and ducks, and is like, oh, the pigeons! And he did see her, and, like, ducks, and it's like, oh, the pigeons! And he did see them, and is like,

what are you talking about? And she goes, Nora and her son are going to be killed by pigeons. Really inexplicable. It's also very funny that it's like, you might see signs, and what she saw was a full, like, crazy vision that no one saw. It's like, yeah, that would be a sign.

So, yeah, because they're going to be next on the list because in her vision, they are the ones who died right before the muscle car guy. I don't know. But they're next and pigeons are involved. So now we go to the dentist the next day. And as Tim is the son's name, and as he's walking into the dentist,

he turns back to his mom and says, if I wake up with my pants unbuttoned... If he turns the gas on and I come out with my pants unbuttoned, we ain't paying. What? He says it in a way also that's like... Is the dentist, like, abusing him?

He says it like a hilarious joke and also kind of like he's flirting with his mom. I'm telling you! Hey, Mom, if I wake up and my pants are unbuttoned, I'll turn the other cheek. Truly, truly insane. So he goes into

the dentist chair and we start seeing the little pieces that death is laying. He likes to have fun. He's really, and it is amazing. He likes it. He is really having fun with this. We see the fish tank in the office.

One fish is dead, blocking the little pump thing, which is then causing it to spring a leak. Now water is streaming down the wall towards an outlet. It's getting closer and closer. We're nervous of all of this. Inside, the dentist has a really large syringe. The biggest needle you've ever seen. He has to be feet away from his mouth to get this needle in.

He's aiming it at those gums, and right as he's about to do it, a pigeon slams into the window making a big crack and he goes these pigeons, they keep doing this. This is something that apparently happens all the time. Yeah, so he decides instead of the syringe

he'll turn on the laughing gas. And what he says to him, the kid, as he turns on the laughing gas is, you're going to be awake but you won't be able to move much. Good, good, good, good. We don't like that. Ooh, and he starts doing the teeth cleaning. And he's got his mouth open in that little device that holds his mouth open,

and he's drilling. It's a bad sound. Do they ever do the shot where it's from inside the kid's mouth and the dentist is looking into the mouth? Or am I just trying to make this a Disney movie? Yeah, I feel like you're thinking about like Magic School Bus. Yeah, okay, we don't do that. We don't do that. But it is

unsettling, for sure. He's drilling away at his teeth. Well, cleaning them, but the sound is bad. Ooh, ooh, I hate that sound. And something, oh, a pigeon breaks through the glass in the waiting room. Yep.

And so there's commotion happening out there. He runs out there to go assist. Yeah, I feel like that's not his job. Right. He's like, oh, be right back,

kid. And meanwhile, oh, no, the like mask is still on his face, I guess. It's on his nose. His mouth is open,

the mask is on his nose. And we see the oxygen dial go all the way to zero. So he's now not getting any oxygen for some reason. And the dentist has left. Nobody's watching him. So he's not getting any oxygen. And there's a mobile, again, what? Hanging above his head.

And one of the pieces drops, lodges in his throat. So now he's choking. Wait, I thought he was wearing a mask. No, he's got his nose on the oxygen, but his mouth is open because the teeth. Oh, because the teeth. Because the teeth. No, no. He's got his nose on the oxygen, but his mouth is open because of the teeth. Oh, because of the teeth. Oh, right. Because of the teeth.

Because of the teeth. Because of the teeth. And so this thing is in his throat. He's choking. No one's in there. And he can't move. He can't move, we told us. Meanwhile, in the lobby,

they're all trying to catch this pigeon. His mother catches it with her bare hands. They, like, scoop stuff. He's like, here you go. I'm like, I need to know what this woman's deal is. That's a crazy thing to do. Just in the nick of time, the nurse comes into the dentist's room

and sees that he's choking, pulls it out. He doesn't choke. He's fine. He's fine. All is good. All good. They leave the dentist's office and as they're walking out Kimberly and the cop arrive and they're running to be like, Pigeons! You're gonna die! Pigeons! The pigeons! And sure enough there is a flock of pigeons still like on the ground in front of them and some construction workers and as they yell

pigeons Tim the kid is like thinks that means like go run and play with the pigeons. Tim, the kid, is like, thinks that means like, go run and play with the pigeons. He goes like, oh my god, pigeons! And as if he's like four years old, like, runs into this flock of pigeons, and he's like, ha! And some switch is flipped by one of the construction workers. They're doing construction outside. And a pane of glasses right above him drops and just of glasses right above him drops and just absolutely pancakes him. Like an absolute splat. Like a full, like a true, he becomes dust. A pane of glass from where? A truck was like carrying it above and it just goes like poof. I was really hoping the pigeons were gonna actually do the killing.

Oh, the pigeons, oh yeah, like pack him to death, bird style. I was just really curious, on the edge of my seat, about how that was going to work. I know. So, is he okay? I'm going to get ahead of it and tell you. No one's okay. So, the pigeons didn't do anything bad. The pigeons essentially didn't do anything. So, he didn't die from pigeons, which is why I asked if he was okay, because I thought

maybe he got smushed, like, glass or no glass in my hair, and then the pigeons were like, we like glass. Exactly, exactly. But they're not involved at all. They're essentially not involved. All of these, death is tricky and having some fun, and so they are related, certainly running towards the pigeons. We're really going to have to be on our toes here.

Absolutely. We think we know what's going to happen, but we're not sure what's going to happen. You simply don't know. And then they come and they take them in a body bag and it's just like soup. It's like, what did they put in that bag? Truly, what did they put in that bag? Soup. We knew soup was going to come up somehow.

It's a bag of soup. No, there's no way. There would be nothing to put. There would be nothing to put. Do you use a body bag if it's just soup? Probably not. I don't think so. I don't think that they would.

And let's break that down. What's the point? You would use Tupperware or something. Yeah, Tupperware. Because you still have to get them back to the headquarters. Yeah. Yeah, I guess you can't leave it there. Right.

Yeah, the headquarters needs it. Then they decide, and already I'm like, oh my God oh my god we gotta get through this movie. They go to see a clear, oh clear decides, sorry, Allie Lerner. Clear Rivers. Meets up with Kimberly and the cops. She's like okay I'm gonna help you because this is serious now. People keep dying so I've decided I'm gonna help you. They go to see her old friend Tony Todd again. I don't remember his character name or if he even has one. We're going to call him Tony Todd. And he's really weird and creepy.

And basically, he owns a moratorium, a crematorium, the same thing. Yeah, and Evan's body is there. And he yanks out his nipple ring in front of them. He's enjoying it. He's like, yeah. That's exactly right. That's exactly what he's like.

And he tells them, the only way to interrupt death's plan is to bring a new life. Like, new life would force death's plan list to start anew. And they're like, okay, we get it. So that's their plan. They somehow have to find a way to bring new life. I know. In this moment, I'm like, they're going to have to fuck? And honestly, I feel like they wanted to.

They should have used that as an excuse. Yes, we have to fuck and honestly i feel like they wanted to they should use as an excuse yes we have to no choice um but they realize oh my god there was a pregnant woman at the crash if she was gonna die in the crash and wasn't ever gonna have that baby that's the new life we have to make sure the pregnant lady has her baby and that way we will interrupt death's list. Yep. And while she's realizing this, Kimberly has a vision, which I feel like you need to talk about because you love this part. It really tickled me. She has a vision of being in the driver's seat of a van that's crashing into a lake.

And for some reason the cop is like, a lake? You're sure it was a lake? And she says, I can practically taste the water in my mouth. Which, like, doesn't your mouth always taste like water? Water doesn't really have a taste. I can practically

taste the water. I, like, I, like, couldn't pay attention to the rest of the movie for a bit. I was like, I have to take a break.

I'm like, I can practically taste the water in my mouth. Especially lake water, you know, it's not salty. Yeah. Anyway.

Loved it. Great line. So the cop puts out an APB on the van Especially the lake water. You know, it's not salty. Yeah. Anyway. Loved it. Great one. So the cop puts out an APB on the van of the pregnant lady. He's like, I can do that. I'm a cop. I'm going to abuse my power. And so that, we're going to try to take care of that. And meanwhile, the rest of the survivors have a meeting at the cop's house because they're

now believing that something's fucked up. A bunch of people have died. The woman watched her son die. And as we're watching our characters all make their way up to the cop's apartment, we notice that the elevator bumpers that keep it from shutting on you, why did I mention that, don't work. They don't work so well. Like a guy's foot gets stuck in it and they won't open it, so you can't kiss shoe out. you can't kiss Shu out.

I see. Don't worry about it. So in this meeting, Kimberly hands out little cell phones to everybody and they're like, hey, here's the deal. Death is coming for you

but you can look out for the signs like when I saw a bunch of pigeons and just keep an eye on that and we're going to call each other if we see signs

to keep death from getting us. Death, it's coming from us all. But for a family plan with T-Mobile, stay safe. Stay together. She's been heavily endorsed by T-Mobile.

Meanwhile, the pregnant lady, they have arrested her? They have arrested her. They made up a story about her van was listed as stolen and they're keeping a pregnant lady in holding. How pregnant?

Like nine months pregnant? Like about 10 of a baby? No, no, no. Very pregnant. Okay. And so they're having a meeting. Some of the people don't stay. They still don't believe it.

They're like, this is crazy. Death isn't coming for us. As they're talking, for whatever reason, a pool ball rolls on the floor, hits a rat trap that this cop had in the middle of this floor. It sets it off, causes the pool ball to fly in the air, hit a rope that was tying up a kayak on his ceiling. The kayak falls, swings over them, breaks a window.

They're all fine, but Cleo grabs the kayak and she goes, should have seen that coming. In what universe do you predict that? They all seem like they're going to stay in the same place. Like, we need to keep an eye on each other. But real quick, they're all like, you know what? I'm going to go. Yeah.

Well, because Eugene, the motorcycle guy, and Nora are like, he doesn't believe it. And she's like, I have to plan my son's funeral if death is coming to me. Yeah, she says, if you'll excuse me, I have a funeral to plan. Yeah. So, yeah. That's sad. That's sad. It's sad. It is sad. This movie is about people dying so that is sad. Almost exclusively. Like do we feel like death this all this movie could also be interpreted as like death doing a wacky bad job like it's almost like the president of death died and now like his son's in charge it, man, I'm no good at this.

I sent the pool cue and the ping pong and the kayak and it didn't work. It's like, dude, just give them all heart disease. There's so many other things you could do. I really think like... Stop with the hijinks, man. I think Death loves the hijinks. I think Death is like, look, I don't have much fun. And this one, they should have died in a car crash. Boring.

Even though, pretty crazy car crash. And now death is just trying to really have some fun with it. Some people be dying from aneurysms in their sleep. And I'm just saying it could be really quick and you could do everything in one night. Could all happen in one night. But then like, what do you do with the rest of your year, you know? So many other billions of people in the world.

Hey, we got notes. So Nora and Eugene leave. They're not going to stay in the apartment. They get into the elevator with... The only other man in the elevator is a very freaky looking man with a box full of mannequin arms and hooks. And one of the guys that we haven't mentioned too much, the guy that was doing cocaine in his car in the opening scene.

I remember him. Yeah. He, in the apartment, sees shadows form the shape of a guy with hooks. He's like, I think I see a guy with hooks. And they call Nora to tell her she's going to die by a man with hooks. And she answers her phone. Her new phone that they just gave her exclusively for this purpose.

And they're like, Nora! And she goes, who is this? Nobody else has this number, Nora! This is literally two minutes ago, Nora. Yeah, so they tell her a guy with hooks is gonna kill her. She sees the man with hooks behind her, freaks out, tries to get out of the elevator, and wouldn't you know it, her head gets

stuck. Her braid gets caught on one of the hooks and she tries to leave the elevator and the elevator closes. Well, I guess we've learned that the bumper thing is not there. It closes so fast. On her head. On her neck. So body out, neck in. And guess what? The elevator is so fast. Like on her head. Neck. On her neck. On her neck. So body out, neck in.

And guess what? The elevator is moving down. No! No, I saw a YouTube video once where a guy was walking his dog and his leash got caught and then the leash started moving like that. Oh, guys,

and it would be so much worse with your neck and head. Kind of the worst place for that to happen. You know, and we don't really, she gets decapitated. Okay, okay, okay.

Yes, it happens slowly, but off goes the head. And Eugene, who didn't really buy it, is now on board because he just saw the worst possible thing happen and runs back

into the apartment, steals the cop's gun, tries to shoot himself because he's like, I'm in control of my own destiny. Six times. And it won't work. Okay, this is what I'm saying about death being bad at the job. Honestly, here I agree because it's like, he gave it to you. Right. But the list is

important and so they come in there like, it wasn't his time. It's not the right order. Wasn't his time. Oh, that's actually really scary. That's pretty scary. So, we then see back in the police station, the pregnant

lady's water breaks. She goes into labor and convinces the cop that has been assigned to watch her to take her to the hospital, which is crazy that he needs convincing. He doesn't want to at first he's like i don't know you're supposed to stay here she's screaming at him so they leave and the rest of the people that were in the cop's house why do they leave they like i don't know i know they're driving somewhere i don't know where they're driving but they get in a car together they must be trying to like go to the pregnant lady.

Because they believe that if they can keep the pregnant lady alive, which like we've got her in a cell, she's going to be fine. She's not going to die. So now we are safe to go do whatever we want. I don't know. They're going somewhere. And there's other people we didn't mention.

There's a workaholic lady. And so they're all in the car together and they're all realizing as they talk, as they drive, each one of them in the car has had a near-death experience in the past year, and they only didn't die because of someone who died. Wait, how do I say this? Okay, this is where it gets a little...

So the death of somebody from Flight 180 saved their life. The death of somebody from Flight 180 saved their life. Like one of them was on a bus that was supposed to take them to a hotel that caught fire and everyone died. But they never made it there because their bus hit a person that died in the first movie. Because they got off Flight 180. So death has had this ripple effect. And Clear is like, that's why he's moving backwards. Which I'm still like, what?

I don't know, I guess. But Death is tying up loose ends. Okay. Yeah. I think he's bored. I think he's just bored. I think he's obviously really bored. And he's been doing it for a long time. And he's like, I want to spice up my life a little bit.

And this is how I'm going to do it. Just switch the order. Reverse the order. I don't know. It's kind of fun to reverse it sometimes. He's like, bop it. Twist it. Yeah.

So, yeah, they're driving and they get in a big car crash again and they crash into a farm. Yep. And a father and son stop to help them and the cocaine guy, there's like a car that drives by. A news van comes up because it's like, oh my god, a car crash. Yeah. And the cocaine guy. There's like a car that drives by. A news van comes up.

Because it's like oh my god a car crash. Yeah. And it almost hits the new little kid. Well he's not little. He's getting like 15. Probably 15. And cocaine guy grabs him and pulls him out of the way. And in this crash nobody died in their car.

But Eugene is injured. So he gets taken off in an ambulance to the hospital. And a pole goes right through the back of the driver's seat, but it didn't get her. Her head was off to the side, but she looks and is like, holy shit, there's a jacked, sharp edge. Okay, so sometimes people are okay. Well, we'll see.

Sometimes they are. See, that's why you got to check. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But she has also been, she can't get out of her seat because a log, a lot of logs in this movie, went through her seat. It's like pinned her in her chair, so she can't get out of her seat because a log, a lot of logs in this movie, went through her seat. It's like pinned her in her chair. So she can't get out of the car, but the rest of them get out.

And so somebody has to come and try to cut her out of the car. By the way, when this news van pulls up, we see that it has started spilling oil. The news van is spilling oil. Alright news van is spilling oil. All right. All right.

But then, so some firefighters come up, and they, this is also, this is where death is really, I think, at this point, getting a little tired. Death slash the filmmakers, they're like, okay, we need to kill like eight more people right now. So firefighters go to start cutting her out of the car um she's smoking a cigarette this lady she works hard she's just like whatever whatever yeah she's been chasing the whole movie um it's very funny to hear the reactions people like oh god oh god oh god um well we knew as soon as you said there's a workaholic woman we hate her hollywood tells us tells us that women that prioritize work over family,

you're going to die. The pregnant woman, though. She'll be okay. She'll be okay. So the firefighters go to cut her out. They've got a chainsaw, which I hate to see. But they go to cut her out of the car and push the car in a way that they slam it into there.

Yeah, they don't cut her they slam it into there yeah they don't cut her they slam the car so hard that it sets off the airbag which slams her head back into the pool and it's immediately impaled like dead instantly think about that firefighter oh my god that man is traumatized that is a bad day on the job. So she gets impaled, but she was smoking a cigarette. And when she dies, her hand drops. Ignites the oil. Ignite, there you got it. Ignites the oil, which goes on a little line fire all the way to the news van, which explodes.

And it's parked next to a barbed wire fence. And a barn full of hay. And in the explosion, the fence comes loose. The barbed wire flies. It's two tiers, as they normally are. A barbed wire fence flies through the air, goes straight through our cocaine guy, slices him in thirds, hamburger

style. And we watch him stand there, and then his body parts go, just slip-slide off of each other. So we just really make quick work of it there. And they are both dead. So now

Eugene is being taken to the hospital in an ambulance. And it's just the cop and Kim. And Allie Larder. And Clear. Allie Larder, excuse me, sorry. Racing to the hospital now to A, make sure Eugene's okay. They found out that the woman's in labor. Make sure that baby gets born.

And we see Eugene in his hospital room uh his lung has been punctured did we say that yes we didn't say it but we just did now so he's on a little breathing machine and we see again death is getting impatient now it's just like things are just getting unplugged they're just flying out like there's no No real life thing starts this. He's just sort of like, eh. Just starts rolling away and shuts down. I mean, he can't really move. His eyes are big.

He's scared. Can't breathe. But we see in the other room, baby being born. It's a little stressful at first, but the baby ends up okay. And Kimberly and the cop bust into the delivery room and everyone's like, who the fuck are you? They're like, is the baby okay?

And the baby is. And we see in the other room, Eugene's oxygen comes back up. He's breathing again. Backup battery. A backup battery. It's over. It's over? It's over and Kimberly and the cop, they hug. They're like, oh my God, we did it.

Clear comes out and finds them. And they're like, we did it, we did it. The baby was born. And then? No. What? Kimberly has another vision. She sort of goes like, you remember that's so Raven?

Yeah. It's like that. It's like that. That's me. It's a little like, you know? And she sees, she flashes back to the car wreck and sees that in the original wreck that she avoided from happening, the pregnant lady never died.

So this is not the new life that we were waiting for. It was all for naught. As she realizes this, Clear goes, I gotta go check on Eugene. Runs to his room, where when the oxygen went out, like a tube came loose, so oxygen was flying into the air.

Something flammable. Something flammable went in the air. And again, plugs have been unplugged. Things are weird in there. There's no nurses or doctors. No, no, no, no. Not at all. And Clear opens the door to check on Eugene,

which like pulls the cord all the way. I don't know how it happens. It's almost as if there's like a match on the bottom of the door. I don't know how it happens. It's almost as if there's a match on the bottom of the door. Yeah. And the room explodes and Clear and Eugene

die at once. What? Clear are like only characters in the first movie. How is Larner? Do you want to do more movies? I guess not.

Why not? I guess not. She gets super exploded real fast. They're just like, anyway. Wait, I'm so sad for her. Also, like, as the actress,

she, like, sat down with the director and she was like, ooh, so, like, how do I die in this one? He was like, you open a door? Honestly, like, who did Allie Larder piss off

on the creative team? Because it does sort of feel like that must have been what happened. But after this, Kimberly, her hands are cut up now and in her vision she had been seen cut up hands

and she's like oh the person is me which like wouldn't you recognize your own hands kind of regardless I absolutely would recognize my own hands

but it's because I really have issues with my own hands don't worry about it sorry sorry sorry sorry yeah in the drowning van

she has like seen hands on the steering wheel and in the explosion, things cut her hands. She goes, it's me. I'm the one who drowns. She goes, the only way to defeat death is new life. I have to die. And again, I'm like, what's this? They're really making a lot of logical.

I don't get the through line here, but that also though was the answer in the first one. I feel like he's like, I have to kill myself and come back to life and it's like oh okay so it's the same they're just really yeah this is

quite the role of the dice so she decides she's gonna have to try to kill herself and come back to life wait what is this plan what do you mean she's gonna get in a

well the plan is and she does it I think it's because she's not supposed to be next so she would be breaking the order and then that like okay and now

here's my question though exactly what about the guy with the gun i thought about this i was like wait why didn't that work then oh like she's not going to be able to kill herself yeah because if the guy tried to shoot himself oh we found a hole this sucks we found a hole um but just you know just forget about it okay um it works works perfect. It's the plan. Maybe because she's the one with the visions. She's special. Okay.

I don't know. So yeah, she decides she has to try to drown and come back to life. I just don't understand the come back to life part. She's at a hospital.

So she's gonna, she's gonna, oh, she just wants to die for just a second. She wants heart to stop beating and then she's like, you guys be on standby to pump it up.

Exactly. She's like yelling to the cop, like, get the doctor. Okay, got it. As she's like you guys be on standby to like get the doctor okay got it as she's driving the ambulance into like she does she she drives straight straight into the lake she drowned so peacefully I noticed she just kind of goes like painful or difficult at all I'm like you'd be like difficult at all. I'm like, you'd be like... It would be really deeply unpleasant, but I think she just sort of takes a nap

and she also tells the cop, go get the doctor and instead he jumps in the water as if he has never jumped in water before. He runs off the dock and goes... Like a spider monkey. He's like not

but he jumps in the water after her but then we see she dies. Everything goes black but then we see that shot of her eyes opening and it's so clear and like not clear rivers but like clear and like the jolt and she's like and then the heartbeat comes back.

She's alive. The cop is there. He's like, you did it. Oh, and they're in love. And they're kind of in love and he's like, you did it. Oh, doesn't she like give him a little kiss

on the cheek before she? Yeah, it's weird. She kisses him on the cheek and goes, get the doctor. Oh my God. Okay. She's going to be

this all night long. And that's what I say to every man before I sleep with him. Get the doctor. And now that, that is a horror movie. But yeah, so she comes to, and the cop is there, and he's like, you did it.

We beat death. And as they're saying this to each other, and I didn't even realize that I guess the tone of the movie, color tone, has been really cool and blue, because then it turns warm. And oh my God, we've come back to life and happy music starts playing and we did it.

We did it. And we flash forward to them having a barbecue with the father and son who saved them earlier, which is just at the farm where their other friends died. They kept in touch. They kept in touch

at this place where some of the most horrifying things they've ever seen happened. And I guess, yeah, we flash forward a little bit, but the farmer asks Kimberly,

he's like, so Kimberly, how are you? And she's like, had a pretty good summer. What? Wait, how forward are we? It seems like it can't possibly be that much

but they're good now not traumatized she and the cop are there and Kimberly's dad and they're all sitting there having a nice little barbecue and the cop goes to eat a skewer and it's like he sticks it like right in his mouth point first

a bit reminiscent of a certain log yeah and he goes and someone says like oh careful there buddy and he goes I think I've had closer calls we were joking about it we feel good

and the farmer goes oh speaking of closed calls and the kid's like yeah yeah tell him tell him and the mom is like Billy you better yeah, tell him, tell him. And the mom is like, Billy, you better go check on that. Oh, go check on the barbecue. And the kid goes, or the farmer says, yeah, Billy, the day that that crash happened,

Billy almost got hit by the news van, but your friend, the one who died moments later, saved him from it. And they were like, and in this moment, Kimberly and the cop lock eyes, and they're like, oh, my God. And in this moment, Kimberly and the cop lock eyes and they're like, oh my god. And the barbecue explodes. And the kid's only remnant we get is

his arm from about here down flies through the air, lands right on his mother's plate. What? Wait, what? He starts screaming and screaming and screaming. Wait, before that, did she say, will you give me a hand with dinner?

Yes, she did. Did she actually say that before we went to the barbecue? Because you said something like that. She sent him off like, will you get... I can't remember if it's that exact. Hopefully. This movie is becoming a comedy, like a dark comedy.

Yeah, I mean, this movie is hilarious. Yeah, so her child's arm is on her plate, and she starts screaming, and that's it. Roll credits. That's roll credits? Roll credits. Movie's over. Holy shit.

Wow. Wow. You guys fucking knocked it out of the park, I gotta say. You really did. Yeah, how do we feel? Do we feel good? No, we don't feel good. Okay, we have to say, of any of the deaths, which death do we want? Do we prefer?

Which do you prefer? Which do you prefer? Not one. We don't want any of them. I was thinking about it the whole time. I was thinking about it the whole time. I feel like the glass with the pigeons. I don't know. Because the way that you said he turned to dust. It's pretty instant.

I love that. He felt nothing. He felt nothing. And if anything, I would pick that too because I think in the moments before, he was really happy. You see? Dancing with the pigeons. No, and before he was choking on a piece of plastic in the dentist's office.

That's true, but you should have seen his face when you ran towards those pitches. He was so excited. Yeah, I think that kid had it the best. I'll take getting sliced in three by that bar boy. That also probably wasn't too bad. Yeah, it was pretty quick. It seemed quick. Sliced in three though?

No build up to it. The last thing is everyone sees your body just go like... No, no, no, Henley. It was... Shoop. Shoop, no, Henley. It was Shoop. Shoop. Oh, shoop, shoop, shoop. Yes.

A real even slide. Lisa, favorite death? Favorite death. I don't have a favorite, but I guess I'll do the old-fashioned barbecue blow-up. That's a pretty soft

It feels quick. It's quick and also, as you mentioned, a little funny. A little bit. But I implore you to re-watch the ending again and see if she says

give me a hand with dinner because I wouldn't put it past this movie if her joke said that. If they didn't, it's a misstep. Yeah, I was going to say I actually think they didn't

because the writing is so bad and I wish they would have. But guess what? You're in luck. There's a final destination. Three, four, five, six. And we're covering them all right now. So get some water.

Stay tuned. Honestly, what could be better than a villain that is death and he's having a lot of fun. I did do my second watch of this on the plane and it felt really cruel to subject the people around me to that movie. Well, you were sitting next to a

one-year-old. I was sitting next to a baby. No, no, no, it's okay, it's okay. They can't make memories. And I, when the really bad things happen, I was, like, taking out my phone, and I would just put my phone in front of the screen and be like, you can't see. You can't see what's happening.

Honestly, I really had a delightful time. It's fun. You did great. You're so brave. Thank you so much. Incredible, so brave. Thank you so much. Incredible. Thank you so much. We did it. We did it.

Thank you for having me. Thank you for telling me about that movie. Thank you for being here. I hope it doesn't give you nightmares. Do you think it will? Okay. Well, thank you for being here. Thank you for being here thank you for being here once again

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