Too Scary; Didn't Watch - FRIGHT NIGHT (2011)

Episode Date: July 14, 2021

Missing students, isolated tract housing, and a dangerously hot neighbor - we're recapping the 2011 remake of Fright Night! We know we said we usually favor the originals, but when Toni Collette is in the remake...all bets are off.Fright Night is available to rent for $3.9900:00 - Episode starts12:47 - Trivia22:17 - Recap starts Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Emily, Henley, and Sammy. Advertise on Too Scary; Didn't Watch via Gumball.fm And last but not least if you want to write us some snail mail (we absolutely love to see/read it) you can send it to:P. O. Box 29562Los Angeles, CA 90029See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hi everyone, welcome to Too Scary Didn't Watch, the horror movie recap podcast for those too scared to watch for themselves. I'm Emily and I am too scared to watch scary movies. I'm Sammy and I like watching scary movies so I usually watch them so that you don't have to but this week a couple things are different. A couple things. The first thing being our dear sweet Henley is not here because guess freaking what? She gave birth. She gave birth. She finally did it. She did it did it finally she fucking did it she's a hero she gave birth to the tiniest cutest baby so tiny so cute oh my god he's so he's so tiny and cute that's exactly right so cute she's a full-blown mom it's really wild yeah we're very happy for her and tim

and everybody's healthy and doing well and And just wow, birth is so crazy. It's insane. I've said it before. I'll say it again. It's the craziest thing that people act like is so normal. Everyone's like, oh, yeah, whatever. Yeah. And to make a human. Yeah, I'm going to I'm going to give birth. And it's like, OK, I don't know. I don't know about that. Oh, my God. She freaking did it. The bravest of us all, to be completely honest. Yeah, that's very true. Very true.

So we're missing her today because she's home with baby and we'll get her back when we get her back. And you know what? We can't wait. And we wish her the best. We know you all wish her the best. We wish her the best. We wish her the best.

Of course. We absolutely wish her the best. Only the best for our Henley. Yeah. What's up with you, Emily, in lieu of you didn't give birth i did not thank god neither did i it would have been such a shock to my week if that had been what had happened surprising in many ways um but what i did do which i was really laughing i did this like just before henley gave birth um is i got a giant tattoo i mean it's giant, but it's the biggest tattoo I've ever gotten. The biggest you've gotten.

Mm-hmm. And it – It's awesome. Thank you. I fucking love it. But it took four hours, which I was not anticipating, and it hurt so bad. I have a bunch of tattoos, but they're all really small and, like, hardly hurt and took no time.

Yeah. And healed like a – like, all my tattoos were like fucking jokes compared to this. Yeah. And so I really was like, oh, this is a tattoo. I understand. This is what it's like. And so I'm sort of, I'm like glad I didn't anticipate that going in because I might not have done it. But once you're doing it, you're like, well, here I am.

And I really love it. But it hurt. It hurt so bad. And I was really laughing at myself texting you guys and texting Henley being like oh wow my tattoo lasted four hours and hurt so bad and then she's like about to go into labor um pretty pretty different stuff um yeah well hey it's pain hurts no matter how long you're going through it Pain hurts

You're allowed to feel pain Yes we all feel how we feel Absolutely Pain hurts We feel pain when painful things Happen and we just we live with it And sometimes you get a baby out of it Sometimes you get fucking cool art on your body

um it's the coolest place if you are an la local wow you absolutely must go to super sweet tattoos and coffee it's a coffee shop and a tattoo parlor and it is beautiful and it is women owned and run and mostly artists are women and it just like is so wonderful erin the owner who did my tattoo is fucking incredible it's just a beautiful space to be in the people are lovely like most tattoo parlors are just like so aggressively male yeah male and like men who are like and like mean they're like fuck you you want a tattoo fuck you yeah like oh i hope it's not like a pussy tattoo like oh sit here have a flash i have a bunch of flashes they're all knives and fire it's like that's pussy tattoo. Like, Oh, sit here, have a flash. I have a bunch of flashes. They're all knives and fire.

It's like, that's what tattoo parlors are like normally. And like women with big tits on the walls everywhere. And it's just so, and literally that's why this woman opened her shop. She was like, I hated working in tattoo shop. Like I hated it.

And then like, she's also like, yeah, there's like a lot of sexual harassment. Like it fucking sucks. Yeah. So she made this incredible space and the artists are all what she's like this is the most incredible tattoo i've ever seen like she just did what she wanted with it and she made a painting on my body and it is so cool anyway i just i'm really jazzed on it and i highly highly recommend everyone going to

this place the place looked really cool i'll definitely go there when I think of whatever I want to get next. Yeah, it's cool. So that was big. And I was really joking. I could like, you know how sometimes you can feel yourself like fixating on a thing, but and you know that you should stop, but you can't. We're like, I wish I would stop talking about this, but you like also won't. Yeah, yes. That was me all week with my tattoo because like, you know, it was a big experience getting it. And then it, it hurt for a long time. And then it was like, cause it's really like detailed and done over. So there was like, you know, like really scabbed up and like, I just never experienced that before. So like every minute of every day I was thinking about my tattoo. And I would, every time I was like around

Joel, I'd be like, what do you think about, what do you think about that? Is that like normal? Like, oh, it kind of hurt. Like, and I, and I told, I was like, I promise you, like in, at some point in the near future, my whole identity will not be this tattoo. I like hear myself doing it, but I cannot not do it. It's just taking up a lot of headspace at the moment. Yeah. I think I'm getting, I'm coming around the bend on it i'm gonna you know be a person who thinks about other things probably soon but anyway that's just been like all i've been dealing with this whole week it'll it'll it'll happen you'll get used to it i'll get there i'll get there it's like when we um each separately dyed our own hair or dyed our hair and thought we were wearing wigs i feel like it's maybe the same thing you're kind of

just like adjusting to it of like this and then all of a sudden it's like well this is just like this is my hair it's not a wig this is my arm it's not a it's not a big deal yeah so we'll get there but that was that was my that's my whole situation that's pretty exciting it's a great tattoo and i'm very happy for you and i'm fine with you talking about it as long as you need to. Thank you so much. What is up with you, Sammy? Well, I finished my job yesterday. That's a pretty big thing. It's been pretty tiring.

And I'm very excited to have some time off to rest, catch up on a lot of TV I missed. I luckily had time to watch i think you should leave season two which is fantastic um i absolutely love it big fan um but what i wanted to talk about is that i joined reddit which oh i'm i'm dipping my toe in that And you like join different groups or whatever. You like subscribe to different things. And I'm only subscribed to two. I think it's so overwhelming. It is overwhelming for sure.

But so the two that I am subscribed to are Bo Burnham and Lexapro. You know what? I bet there are a lot of common members of those two groups um and actually lexapro is kind of how i started getting into reddit is i found it really helpful of like the opposite of like webmd of just reading real people's experiences with antidepressants of various kinds and like is this normal is that normal obviously also talk to your doctor you do both you don't go to reddit for all of your medical advice but i i started using it for that and since then now if i'm ever looking something

up i'll usually also look that thing up plus reddit i'm like okay well what does reddit have to say like i like that um i like it as well and obviously i'm very obsessed with bo burnham's inside and i've like since gone back and watched his other comedy as well but there was one post about uh bo burnham that was just about the way he says room because he's he says in i'm in this room room room he's in this in this room. Room. Room. He's in this room. He basically sounds like he's almost saying rum. Rum. In this damn room.

How long am I going to be in this room for? So if you go back and watch Inside again, notice how he says room. Room. Room. That's right. Interesting. Interesting. Imagine being a person who there was a whole Reddit about you.

That would really fuck with my brain. It's wild. I mean, and there's tons of people in it and they have lots to say of course they do you'd have to just never look at it ever like you you would just have to never look at it probably right like yeah yeah because i mean i think being famous in general is really crazy but seeing the like quantified amount of people commenting and writing about you is yeah very crazy and i feel like i mean it happened to us like with this latest special he like gained a whole group of people who are like oh yeah yeah yeah yeah he's just got this person yeah i mean sorry sorry you made something a perfect work of art and made true true art that we really are obsessed with

dang it's so good it's so good um you know what else's so good. It's so good. You know what else is so good? It's not as good, I'm not gonna lie, but it is so good also, I think, is the movie that we're doing this week, which I watched, can you believe it? Sammy was working so fucking hard. Henley is having a baby, so I

really did my part and I watched a movie. And that movie is Fright Night, the remake, the 2011 version. There is a 1985 version, which I've never seen. Sorry. But the 2011 version of Fright Night. is directed by Craig Gillespie, written by Marty Noxon, and a story by Tom Holland from the original film, Fright Night. It stars...

Get ready for this cast, you guys. Oh, boy. Anton Yelchin, Colin Farrell, Tony fucking Kluge, David Tennant, and Imogen Poots, who would later be in Green Room together, Anton Yelchin and Imogen Poots, who would later be in Green Room together, Anton Yelchin and Imogen Poots. Oh, what is it rated?

Hold on. Bear with me. It is 72% on Rotten Tomatoes, 64% on Metacritic, and a 6.4 on IMDb. Just right in the pocket, you know? Yep. Pretty standard stuff there.

Pretty standard stuff. The box, or the budget, I'm sorry, was $30 million. And the box office was $41 million. They made some more than they spent. They made some more than they spent. They made some more than they spent. Hey, I call that a success. I would call it a success. I would be pleased with an 11 million

gain, personally. I hope it all went to Tony. And it all went to Tony, as it should. She is great in it. The first, okay, disclosure, I've seen this. This is my second viewing. I'd already seen it. But upon my first viewing i was like tony is so vastly underutilized in this film which is true but in this my second watch i was like no she's pretty fucking great in it like

she's really very good in it i mean obviously um everyone is so good at the cast is so great anton yelchin oh i love him in everything. He's great. He's so great. He's so dear. Colin Farrell is so fucking good in this. I love Colin Farrell. I love him so much. And I have seen this movie as well, but I literally don't

remember one single thing about it other than this cast. Great. Well, I'm going to tell you about it, Sammy. You and everybody else. Hello, everybody. It is cocktail hour. And this week we are drinking a cold blooded. Vampires are cold blooded. You get it. Pretty straightforward one. To make a cold blooded, you will need one and a half ounces of Grand Marnier, two ounces of cranberry juice, a half an ounce of lemon juice and a half an ounce of two to one sugar syrup and a fresh rosemary sprig. You will muddle the rosemary in the base of the shaker.

Add your other ingredients, shake with ice and fine strain into a chilled old fashioned glass and garnish with a rosemary sprig. Cheers. What kind of accent does Colin have in this movie? American. So one of the trivias is that another person who's in it, but I didn't mention him because he's not in it as much, and also he's the only person who I don't like in it, is Christopher Mintz-Plasse? Yeah, I don't like in it um is christopher mince plus plus a plus yeah i don't

know mclovin mclovin look i i just i i don't i'm not into it it was 2011 we were in a mclovin kind of moment and i i just like i would love to see him reinvent himself. Like, be in a different role for once. I like what... And for me, it's just... I don't like him in this movie. Sorry. Sorry, Christopher. I don't like you in this movie. And everybody else is just so good.

Like, David Tennant is so good. I fucking love David Tennant so much. David Tennant is so fucking great. Anyway. But so the trivia is that the only people who did not have to adopt American accents were Anton Yelchin and Christopher Mintz. Imagine Poots is not American. Imagine Poots is British.

I think she might be British. That seems right. But I think she's British. Colin Farrell is obviously Irish. Irish. Irish. Irish. Fucking Tony's Australian. Australian. Like our friends at Spookralian like our friends at spooko like our friends at spooko

we're really knocking these out of the park one after another and david tennant is um scottish he's scottish yeah which it's not my strongest accent i'll be honest with you scottish i don't know. Scotland. I can only do Sean Connery. Very good. That was very good. So, yeah, so lots of, you know, none of them, they're all American, unfortunately. Because I would love to hear all those accents, but boy, would it be a lot to explain. There's a lot of different accents to explain away um so some some other trivia uh

colin farrell expressed concern that his character was too much of a sexual predator and suggested script changes no changes were made so okay all right he tried uh he tried he tried colin you tried um he's like all well, I guess I'll do it still. Well, I'm still going to do the movie. Colin Farrell requested a monologue in Latin, saying it would be more menacing. He obtained a Latin tutor to teach him a new monologue and studied the language on set. The monologue never made it to screen. However, the Latin tutor was so fascinated by Farrell, she wrote a scholarly

article detailing her time on set. Wow. Who would love to read that article. Would love to read that article. Colin really doing a lot on this film. Really doing a lot. For no reason. For absolutely no reason. For no reason. None of it coming to fruition. No.

No. In an interview, all of my interviews about Colin Farrell apparently, but I No, no. In an interview, all of my trivia is about Colin Farrell, apparently. Yes, I mean, interested. In an interview, Colin Farrell referred to this movie as the greatest success of his career. Interesting. Because it led to his mother meeting her second husband, the friend of a producer who met her on set. Oh, that's very sweet. That's really nice.

Something came to fruition. Congrats to Mama Farrell. One more. Sorry, one more Colin Farrell trivia. Colin Farrell stated that the role of Jerry was particularly hard for him to play. One of the hardest of his career. Because Jerry has no soul. So there weren't any aspects of humanity he could use to ground his performance.

Oh, shoot. I'm only good at acting characters with a soul. Fuck. This guy has no soul. That's gonna be hard. That one's gonna be hard for me. He honestly is very good in it. And look, he is a bit of a sexual predator. He is menacing. Well, that's kind of a vampire-y thing.

Sorry, I know that this is a vampire movie. Vampires are very sexual. Extremely sexual. Well, they kiss and bite your neck and drink your blood like that is the point also the whole deal with him in this movie is like he's so hot like everyone's like oh my god he's i mean that's i feel like that's another thing about vampires is they're like yeah they're so beautiful um people are like con like every time somebody meets him in the movie they're like oh whoa he's so hot um and so they like have to entice you in that way because that's how they

get they gotta lure you in they gotta lure you in and also they're attracted to you by like scent like vampires do a lot of smell like it's and they're it's how they are man colin farrell's so hot i love colin farrell i love him i just love him i'm just looking at a picture of him um from this movie and he's really good in it Tony's fucking great in it everybody's great in it I already said that it's not that scary it is scary the first time I saw it there's like definitely some jump scares

it's kind of gross like some of the vampire stuff is kind of gnarly definitely is categorized as a scary movie I think it's also funny there's definitely comedy to it and I don't know I do think as a scary movie. I think it's also funny. There's definitely comedy to it. And I don't know. I do think I've talked about how a lot of times

Creature... Would you call vampires a creature? I guess kind of. At least in this movie it's a little... It's pretty... They're super strong and whatever. But they sometimes can feel like I've talked about before. A bit action movie like. At least like the final sequence so

I didn't find it too too scary but it's a good one I would say it's why I first watched it when I was like I do want to like watch a scary movie but I don't want to be so scared it's a really good one for that yeah I think yeah I'd be curious to see the original too

I think that it is I think that it is good yeah i think it's one that is good people like i feel like it's rare for then the remake to like also be good so true you know good for them good for them um good for them they did it you did it um shall we watch the freaking trailer let's watch the freaking trailer Let's watch the freaking trailer Hey mom Hey just checking in

What you up to Uh Adam Johnson Adam You know Adam's missing right Right kids aren't coming to school It happens all the time I don't know if you were paying attention to roll call,

but he's not the only one that's gone. You're nuts. This is my son, Charlie, and his girlfriend. Hi. So Jerry is our new neighbor. Hey. Hey. Now listen to me.

We've draft up all the disappearances. That's you right there in the center, next to his house. I really hate to be the one to tell you this, but that guy, your neighbor? Jerry. Yeah, he's a vampire. That is a terrible vampire name. Jerry?

Hey guy, you've been watching me. I've been watching you. Your mom, where there's a kind of neglect, gives off a scent. And your girl, she's ripe. It's on you to look out for them, because there are a lot of bad people out there, Charlie. What's that? I'm gonna end him or he's gonna end me. That's how it's gonna be.

Charlie, he's gonna find me. I'm counting on it. You smell that? It's your fear. I see it! Hit it! Did I kill him? Hopefully. Was he hiding on the roof of a dance club? The ceiling of a dance club? Yeah, baby.

Very inconspicuous. Yeah. This movie is really fun.'m excited it looks fun it looks it looks very silly and so i feel like what's interesting is like it is but it's also not like there are moments that are meant to actually be fucking scary and like creepy like he is really creepy yeah he seems creepy it's just there's also yeah i mean describing the way women smell as as ripe oh that part is that i did not like that he's a sexual predator he's a sexual predator yeah um and also just a predator predator a predator predator sexual

predator which one cannot deny the man is hot the man is hot the man is hot the guy is hot um well shall we just get right into it let's get into it more about how the man is hot as we as we go through i gotta know everything that happens in this movie uh we start off we're looking at um a very suburban cul-de-sac. Very cookie cutter houses. They all look the same. What do you call that? Tracked housing. It's like, and I think at one point we zoom out and we see it's literally in the middle

of the desert and it's just like a neighborhood in the middle of nothingness. It's like built it up. It showed an overhead shot in the trailer where there's literally nothing around them. It's one of those, how you see sometimes when you're like driving up the five where there's like nothing. It's like a new in here. It's like a new new place.

A new a new place inside one of the houses we see. That's scary on its own. I'm already scared. I don't want to live far away from everybody else. Oh, it's so weird. In a place that presents itself as like a community yes absolutely um so we go into a house um all these houses look exactly the same exactly the same on the inside same layout same on the outside um we come in and we see on the tv

a commercial is playing for Peter Vincent's Vegas show. Peter Vincent, this is David Tennant, and his vibe is like David Blaine. No, he's like Criss Angel. It's like black hair, leather pants, magic, but he's also kind of dark. That's perfect for David Tennant. Like Peter Vincent. Yeah, that's great. And as we're pulling back, seeing the rest of the house, it's empty,

dark. We see, as we're pulling away, a news story about a woman says in a grocery store parking lot that she was almost bitten by a man. It's like, okay, well, that's not good. We see a dog looking into a

jar bedroom door. It's very quiet and calm. And all of a sudden, Teen runs out of the room, like, scrambling out, looking panicked. Inside the room, we see there is a bloody body on the ground. He runs into a bedroom. We see on the bed. We follow him on top of the bed. Dead mom.

Very, very bloody on the ground. Dead dad. Very, very bloody on the ground dead dad very very bloody he is the kid is freaking out he manages to like get under the bed and he is trying to hide and he's breathing like like trying to quiet himself he reaches his hand under the mattress where he finds a handgun and he like pulls it and and like very quietly is trying to load this handgun um we see as we're looking at him and as he's loading the gun next to him on the ground the dad's body get pulled out of frame but he doesn't notice uh and then we see the whole bed gets lifted up off of him uh he screams text fright night then we go back into

this fate we're outside of las vegas um so we go back into this development and we're seeing all these shots of like, you know, kids playing in the sprinklers on their lawn. People bringing groceries in from their car. Just like very nice suburban life in this quiet little neighborhood. Anton Yelchin, we see his character's name is Charlie. He's got a pretty old little motorcycle that he is walking up to his house. It isn't really working, it broke down. So he's walking it back to his house. He walks past his very hot neighbor. Her name is Dora. She's a hot, young blonde. And he's clearly like... She's older than him and she's like clearly like, she's older than him. And she's like, have any really growing up? And he's just like, oh.

He gets, as he's walking up to his house, he sees his mom, Toni Collette, who I'm only going to call Toni Collette because who, why would I call her anything else? Yep. She like makes fun of him. Like, oh, you really shouldn't gawk at the neighbors. And then she's. She might be eating those words later.

She might be eating those words. She looks over to their neighbor's house. You know rapport it's just the two of them you can tell him and his mom she looks over at the neighbor's house someone just moved in and they have like one of those big like concrete dumpsters in his front yard

and she's like annoyed about it it's like such an eyesore. I'm trying to get people to move into this neighborhood. She's a real estate agent for this particular development. We see she's got some like, you know, cold well banker wooden signs in her back of her trunk. And she makes a comment about like, you know, your dad called. I can't keep making excuses for you. You know, if you don't want to talk to him, just tell him. And he's like, well, that would be the whole purpose of not answering, wouldn't it? So just mom and son here.

His girlfriend, Amy, then that's a midget and poof. She comes to pick him up for school and they get to school. And she's she's a popular girl and he's a bit of a nerd so her friends are all the popular kids including um dave franco a young dave franco okay um because he can't not play a douchebag um and they're clearly like annoyed that she's dating this nerd um he then asks amy um if she wants to go to prom with him and she's like oh like nobody goes senior year like that seniors don't go to prom that's like so sweet and so cute but like no um she clearly likes him but he's just like he doesn't get it you know he's he's a bit of a novice to this popular he's a dweeb he's a dweeb he's a dweeb he's a dweeb even though he's

so such a cutie i went to prom i went to prom senior year was i cool i don't know i don't know either for me i don't know um so they're in homeroom then and teacher's doing roll call. She calls for Adam. No answer. Keeps going. After class, Ed comes up to Charlie. This is Christopher Mintz-Ploss. He is a huge dork. Bigger than even Charlie. Bigger than.

Wow. She can believe it. He comes up to him. He's like, hey, Adam is missing. Like, aren't you concerned? Charlie clearly doesn't really want to be talking to him. It's like, yeah, kids are missing from school. Like who cares?

So they're like missing, missing, like their families don't know where they are. Well, that's what Ed thinks. Okay. Cause it's like kids are absent. Then that's what Charlie says. He's like kids. It's not that big of a deal. And he's like, no, I've been like trying to call him. He's not that big of a deal and he's like no i've been like trying to call him he's not answering like i think he's really missing

um the popular guys are like making fun of ed and charlie being like charlie why are you talking to that dork and we learned that they used to be best friends but then charlie became too cool got it ed ed is immediately like again i told you i don't like him in this movie he's just like an asshole like i get like he's just very immediate like well you used to be my friend so you better come look for Adam with me or I'm gonna release he's like I'm gonna show all your popular friends a video of us playing like uh you know role-playing games or whatever if you don't uh larping larping that thing yes if you don't like come and look for Adam with me like after school come look for him with me and he's like okay fucking fine i will do you think high schools

are still like this i know we we talk a lot about uh gen gen z because they're mysterious but yeah i feel like no i feel like this meanness has at least decreased because it certainly was this way when i was in high school yeah you know i bet it's harder for high schools certainly was this way when I was in high school. Yeah. You know, I bet it's harder for high schools to be this way because everyone is constantly showing everything they're doing online. Right. Right.

Like if there were videos of you doing like LARPing with your friends, you're probably already posting it. So everyone's already seen. Do you know what I mean? Like, I feel like people are just like. Yeah. I don't know. I don't I don't know what they't know There's still gotta be some

I mean I think social media Has just taken over every negative Thing like I feel like All negativity happens Online Teens are mean to each other because they're like Evolving And their stupid brains don't understand how to like

Be in relationship with people and they're trying to figure Out like what boundaries are. So they're definitely still doing that. Like, even though I do think Gen Z is probably more self-aware and has better tools to handle things than we did. Yeah. Just like we did better than our, you know, parents' generation. They're still teens. Teens are stupid.

Yeah. Yeah, it's true. Let's talk to some teens. Hey, I would love to know. But these teens, they're still doing it for sure. Yep. Yep. So at the end of the school day, Amy drops Charlie off at home.

They walk up the driveway and they see their mom, Tony, Charlie's mom, flirting with this new neighbor. He's helping her with some gardening or something in the front lawn he's bent down he's in a white a dirty white t-shirt um his name is jerry this is colin farrell he's very hot we're like lighting him very like he's meant to be very hot in this moment he like stands up and like wipes his face. It's like a Dan Stevens and the guest situation of like just there are a little bit of like a more rugged version of that. Yeah. So we're

introduced to Jerry. You know, Tony's very into him and is like, oh, and he's like, oh, I'm so sorry about the dumpster. I'll move it tomorrow. It's totally fine. I don't even care. We see we clock Jerry like eyeing Amy, Charlie's girlfriend, looking her up and down pretty grossly. Nastily.

Pretty inappropriately, I would say. I guess we're led to believe they're 18, they're seniors, but it's still like, that's young. But nobody else really clocks it. A thing I like about this movie is how immediately it's like, no, yeah, he's bad. Like, they're, everyone doesn't, everyone else doesn't necessarily catch on so quickly. But they're not pulling any punches with the viewer. They're like, yeah, no, this guy is creepy and bad. And, like, you should feel like he's bad.

Which I just, I like. Don't, you know, don't toss me around. Don't mess me around. Don't mess me around. Just give me the stuff, you know. Mm-hmm. I'm always saying that. around don't mess me around just give me the stuff you know i'm always saying that um meanwhile we see that ed is at waiting at adams for charlie and he's like getting pissed off

he texts this larping video to to charlie and he's like you better fucking come around all your friends are gonna see this video and then it's gonna be over for you and then it's gonna be over for you. And then it's gonna be over for you. Girlfriend's gonna dump you. Um, so Charlie quickly is like, oh shit, I have to go. He leaves Amy at his house with his mom when, uh, he, like, starts running down the street. I guess Adam is like walking distance. Um.

I mean, the whole place looks like walking distance. Yeah, I think there's, like, this little weird, like, suburban outside of Vegas situation where there's, like, nowhere else to go. Vegas, on the other hand, almost nothing is walking distance Yeah I think there's like this little weird like suburban Outside of Vegas situation Where there's like nowhere else to go Vegas on the other hand almost nothing is walking distance Almost nothing I guess you walk down the strip

But it feels like 1000 miles long Vegas is huge Let's go I do want to go As he leaves the wee clock also Jerry is like watching him leave A little ominously um so charlie gets to adam's house where ed is meeting him and they immediately like knock on

the door nobody answers so they they break in um there's nobody there they're looking around poking around the house ed has a a bag a duffel bag full of crosses And is like holding crosses up As he's like walking through the house and he's explaining to Charlie I like in movies when they They're like aware of the Of the lore of whatever the thing That they think is like it's not like a mystery Of like what could this possibly be

It's like oh we think it's a vampire And we know Through all the media we've consumed Exactly what that means I absolutely I completely agree I love it yes and he pretty quickly is like your he's like hey so your neighbor Jerry

he's a vampire and and that's like Charlie's like Jerry like what kind of fucking vampire name is Jerry he like doesn't take him seriously at all and I was like oh I know it's really funny but like I'm fucking telling you all people have been disappearing all over town me and adam were researching and we were like following him we pulled he like pulls out a map he's like all the attacks happened all around here the center of the attacks i love when it always works out

the way it's like the dude has to do like a perfect radius around his home like that's how all predators attack i mean i guess maybe it is but it's very i have so many movies where it's like oh the center point is must be where the person lives it's like hey a really easy way to throw everybody off would be to like make the center of your attack circle not your house yeah um but anyway so it's like it's you know the center is right here and that's right next to your house all of his uh windows are boarded up and charlie's like a lot a lot of people like sleep uh during the day and are up at night they work on the strip like that's not that weird and he's like well people are all these people have gone missing and charlie's like again like nobody stays in vegas long term it's a really transient

population like he has an explanation for everything everything as to why he's probably not a vampire. I mean, I guess you would. I think you would. Yeah. I don't think you'd. I think you would do as much as you could to not acknowledge the existence of the supernatural. Yeah. I think that you probably would, especially to like your weird friend who's being weird

and blackmailing you with a video as they're looking through the house. And, you know, Ed is explaining this to Charlie, we see the shadow of somebody, a man, downstairs past, like, the downstairs window. But Ed explains to Charlie the lore of vampires. He's like, okay, well, no matter what, like, you don't invite him into your house, which is the thing about vampires I fucking love. Like, you can't come in unless you invite him in. So never invite him in.

And Ed's like, charlie's like how the fuck do you like know all this shit about vampires he's like i've been uh researching peter vincent who is the chris angel guy we saw at the beginning and charlie's like the fucking vegas performer guy and he's like yeah he's like the vampire expert his whole deal is vampires and like he's got a lot of information up and i know this sounds fucking crazy but that's the deal and then ed gets really upset and he's like man we used to be fucking best friends like you were adam's friend you don't care that he's fucking missing like there's nobody in his house like clearly he's fucking missing and they get in a fight and ed says something mean about

his about amy charlie's girlfriend like calls her i don't know slutty or something stupid and i get really mad and he's like you know when my life started getting a lot better is when i stopped being friends with you ouch ouch um did they ever think about did ed ever think about calling the police or anything like reporting a missing person or is he just like i gotta take it into my hands and hunt this vampire man seems like he's missing a step in the middle of there he might be missing a step but we we gather from this conversation that ed and adam have been watching ed is 100 certain that jerry is a vampire it's not a theory he's like he's a vampire this is i know that he is the facts he attacked adam because we were on to. Like, that is the deal.

So I think he's sort of like, what would you do? Call the police and be like, there's a vampire? I don't know. I think he is missing a step. But in his mind, he's like, this is fact. Like, we need to fucking deal with this vampire. I think you don't. I mean, you don't call the police and say there's a vampire.

You say my friend is missing. You know? I think that's a normal thing. Yeah, I think that you do that. But he doesn't. He doesn't. But doesn't but so they got this big fight ed is skateboarding home crying he's sad about this fight we see all of a sudden someone pushes him off his skateboard um but it's just dave franco fucking popular douchebag

um he's like making fun of him and ed's like you know what man just fucking hit me like let's just get it over with just fucking hit me and so Dave goes to hit him and he like ducks and Dave gets really pissed he's like oh you fucking nerd so Ed starts running away from him and like jumping over fences into like various backyards to get away from him he does manage to get

away but he jumps into the backyard of like an unoccupied house no one has purchased it yet um and he sees he gets into the yard and is face to face with jerry and it's like oh fuck oh um so he grabs a rock off the ground smashes the back sliding glass door with it and goes into the house and is like whew and he's like laughing he's staring at Jerry and he's like ha ha

motherfucker you can't come in here I don't invite you in here like what you gonna do now? Gotcha and Jerry smiles looks around and then just walks in and goes unoccupied yeah this is not your house it's not your house so i can come in here it's nobody's house so uh he starts fall it's like trying to

run away from him and meanwhile jerry is monologuing like you've been watching me ed well i've been watching you too should have just fucking minded your own business and uh ed is like freaking out and trying to escape he goes upstairs he manages to get through a second story window jump out down to the pool um and he like hurts his ankle and turns around jerry's just fucking chilling in a pool chair he's like oh that looks like it hurt um clearly we're getting the sense that he is super fast rules of normal behavior don't apply to him he can be wherever he wants to be um so ed jumps in the pool to try to i don't know oh be safe via water um but he holds up he has his crosses with him so he holds okay so he's like making some holy And he's like, get away from me.

Like, power. I have the power of Christ. And Jerry gets in the pool and, like, walks up to him and is like, you have to really believe, Ed. And then he's like, Ed, you say that you're glad that you're different. But, like, you were born for this, and you know it. Like, this, this is being different like you're gonna love it basically trying to convince him to get to be turned um ed doesn't want to at first but then his resolve so he's just very scared but his resolve sort of fades and jerry bites him on the

neck we don't see it happen we like see a shot from under the water of just like blood um coming out next day charlie we see charlie is watching that larping video that ed had texted to him being a little nostalgic for who used to be his friend um but then he goes he cut to him being in homeroom and roll call is happening and now wouldn't you know it ed is also not there um so charlie goes to his house um decides to see if he's there his parents answer his parents are his mom is lisa lobe which i was like the fuck we're just gonna act like that's like that's just like not okay um and they're like oh charlie also get to see like clearly someone they used to know very well but haven't seen around they're very happy he's back over he's like oh is that how

i'm not oh ed leaves really early for school he's not here um so charlie asks uh to play in it cool he's like oh do you mind i i think i might have i think there's uh i need to check his room for something they're like yeah kind of going up um so he goes into ed's bedroom sees he's got like vampire paraphernalia everywhere notes about vampires of peter vincent website is up on his computer uh charlie kind of chuckles at this um but sees then on ed's desktop a folder uh on his computer called the Jerry Diaries. So he opens it and we see it's a bunch of videos taken at night, clearly by Ed and Adam outside of Jerry's house,

like filming and he sees a video of Jerry's car pulling up, the car turning off, door opening, Jerry walking into the house, like door shutting, only you don't see anyone on film. You just see the car being driven up, seemingly by nobody, the door opening, seemingly by nothing. And so, you know, he's freaked out. He's like, oh, fuck, that seems vampire-like. So he's getting on board now. He's like, oh, shit. Ed's now missing and like the evidence is pretty compelling sure um so he gets home that night after school and um jerry comes up

to him pretty quickly and is like hey guy he always calls him guy which is like i don't know it's fucking creepy hey guy hi uh i got a girl coming over for a date tonight and i'm all out of beer do you mind um could you could you spot me a sixer um and charlie is so not playing it off at all clearly he's like um yeah totally totally like so freaked out by him and so he goes uh to the kitchen there's like a you know a door from the outside right to the kitchen and he opens it and goes in it goes to the fridge and it's like shaking like trying to put beers in a six-pack to give him um and jerry stands just outside the kitchen door we see him like walk up to it and then be like not able to come in and charlie also clocks this um and uh you know also jerry's like can tell jerry's like oh fuck okay so now he knows i'm a vampire um okay and jerry so jerry's like

though this girl tonight you know she's a handful they're uh women who look a certain way. They need to be managed. Oh, boy. Your dad ducked out on you. Your mom didn't exactly say, but there's a kind of neglect. It leaves a scent. Your girl, Amy, she's ripe. Yuck, yuck, yuck. Your mom, too.

It's on you to look out for them. Are you up for that guy? Because there's a lot of bad people out there. A man's got to look out for his own business. So he's clearly kind of threatening him, just being like, bitch, stay out

of my way. At one point, when Charlie's trying to put together a six pack, he drops one and breaks it. And, yeah, Mabel, get the fucking fly do your job it flew over there now bitch she is not interested at all she was interested and then it flew away and she's like okay um so uh he breaks uh a beer and jerry's like do you help with that

he's like no no i got, no. I got it. I got it. Like, doesn't. Stay there. Stay there. And then he does a thing where he goes to hand him the six pack over the threshold of the door and holds it just close enough that he would have to reach in to grab it. And he, like, doesn't.

He can't. He's clearly testing him. Yeah. And then puts it over the threshold of the door. Jerry grabs it and is like, thanks. I don't know. I don't know what he says. But Charlie's fucking freaked out.

Yep. He goes up to his room where Amy is up there waiting for him, like, reading a book. He's clearly really flustered. And she starts trying to come on to him. And we get the impression that they maybe haven't had sex yet, but she wants to. And he is just, like, not in a headspace. Not that headspace. Fair.

Very fair. Very fair. But she's really offended. She's like, what the fuck is, like, what is going, like, don't you want this? Like, what's going on? Right. Like, at one point, she does, like, get on top of him and start making out and then we hear the doorbell ring

and Jerry gets up and he's like, and he, like, runs to the window to look out and she's like, what the fuck? Like, and she gets really upset and offended and she leaves. We see, he's looking out the window at Jerry's house and we see that it is Doris, the hot neighbor, who is coming over

for a date with Jerry. Oh, boy. Doris. Doris. I hot neighbor who is coming over for a date with Jerry. Oh, boy. Doris. Doris. I hate to see it. Charlie falls asleep in the chair by the window, wakes up in the middle of the night to the sound of Doris screaming. And he does call 911. Good.

And stands by the window waiting to see if they show up. But we see Ben, the cop, standing outside of Jerry's door talking, laughing. He's like piled around with them. So that didn't fucking work. He's too charming. Too charming. As he's watching, as Charlie's watching from the window, though, he sees Jerry get in his truck. After the cops leave, Jerry gets in his truck and drives away.

So Charlie's like, fuck. I need to go in and see what's going on. So he breaks in to Jerry's house. This is like some point in the middle of the night, if not like almost morning. I just don't think that I would do that.

I absolutely would not. No. Personally. I 100% wouldn't. But he does. And it's very tense. He's like walking through the house trying to just see what's up. He finds a office room that is pretty clearly the office of a vampire. It has a bunch of old furniture and like, you know, very old-fashioned

looking writing instruments. Like old desk and a big weird tapestry on the wall with some image on it. He takes a picture of it on his phone, turns around, there's a closet behind him, he opens the closet and there are like all these various different like police jackets

of different police departments and stuff. So, you know know that's probably a way that he gets some victims um and um we he hears jerry's car coming back into the driveway so he of course he's gonna come home yeah he's gonna come home he Yeah, he's gonna come home. He hides in the closet. And as he's hiding in the closet, he discovers the closet has a back trap door. Uh-oh. So he opens that trap door. Is this his coffin, his sleeping spot? It's not his sleeping coffin, no.

Because then you'd be really fucked. It is a hallway of rooms. A secret little hallway, creepy white sterile hallway of rooms. And Charlie walks down that hallway looks into the peephole of one of those doors and sees doris there totally freaked out um and he's like doris doris i'm gonna get you out and she's like charlie charlie help oh my god oh my god and uh he goes to try to start picking the lock and here's Jerry coming so he goes into another one of those hallway rooms which is empty crouches down Jerry walks in Jerry goes right to Doris's room unlocks it pulls her out and is like like pulls her, like leans her over his knee.

It's like kind of sexual, but she's very freaked out. And he, we see him like open his mouth and two little fangs come out and he bites her neck and she's bleeding a lot. And she's very like limply hanging over his leg while he's doing this. She turns and is able to lock eyes with Charlie and sees him seeing this. And she does a very feeble, scared, sad little like

shush mouth to Charlie Jerry then you know wipes his mouth leaves her alive just takes a little bit of blood snack but doesn't kill her puts her back in the room locks the door I feel like I'd be stressed about my

scent after all that talk of how he can smell things like I feel like I'd be stressed about my scent after all that talk of how he can smell things. Like, I feel like wouldn't he smell Charlie? You would think, yeah. Charlie's not thinking that way. No, I guess not. We see Jerry. So Jerry goes to leave that hallway of rooms. He does turn around

and look like he thinks there might be something else there but keeps going, leaves that zone. Probably nothing. It's probably nothing. Charlie then does manage to go. He goes back to Doris's room, unlocks it, grabs her out, and is like, come on, we're going to get out of here. So they try to escape and leave Jerry's house together.

But Jerry is, like, downstairs. He's watching TV. It's very tense. They're, like, trying to hide to be very quiet and sneak out past him there's one moment where he gets up and starts coming towards them and they're crouched down and they think that he is coming for them then he just he gets an apple off of the counter and eats apple i think it's interesting that in this movie he like drinks beer and eats apple i was gonna say this is he like drinks beer and eats apples. I was going to say this is. He can eat food. This is.

Yeah. Unlike traditional vampire. Traditional vampires cannot have anything except for blood and they'll get very sick. Oh my God. That episode of. The commons don't eat. What we do in the shadows. What we do in the shadows.

They all get so violently ill from. What do they eat? Pizza or something. Pizza. And also I would feel like he would. He should have like very, very good hearing. And so I feel like he would he should have like very very good hearing and so i feel like he would hear them yeah these are all things his scent scents his five senses are very strong i would think right uh but they manage that you know they managed to to get out Oh, we see at one point they're like crouched

down and we see the reflection of in a mirror shot of the fridge of Jerry like getting something out of the fridge only once again we just see the fridge door open and shut and we like hear all the stuff. So yeah, like 100% a vampire. I mean at this point, fucking yeah, duh.

But they managed to get outside. Um, and we see, so Jerry goes and gets an apple and then goes back and sits down. And as he sits down with the apple, he smiles. And so at this point we're like,

Oh, okay. Fucking knows. Like, yeah, he knows that they're there. He just is letting them get away. Yeah. That was my question. This is seeming like a pretty

inefficient vampire, I feel like, going against all the normal rules. When he goes to get that apple, he's fucking with them. He's just having fun fucking with them because he's so much stronger and smarter than a teenager.

He's a fucking vampire. um but they managed to get outside and daylight has broken it is daytime now okay and the second they step out the door doris explodes oh no that's that was his freaking plan all along. She's already been bit, so she's fucking done. And then we see inside Jerry standing behind the door laughing. He's like, thinks it's very funny that this just happened to them. Oh my god, it is a little bit funny.

It's a little bit funny. Especially for Jerry. If you're Jerry, this is so funny. The man has been alive forever. Let him have some fun. He's having some fun. He's having a little bit of fun. He's having some fun.

Poor Charlie is fucked up over all of this that has just happened. He just saw a woman explode. He saw a woman get bit by a vampire and then explode. It's not funny for him, for sure. It's not funny for him. It's the least funny thing that's ever happened to him. The next day, his mom comes into his room and he's just like, has clearly not slept at all. And it's just like, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.

And he's like, Mom, under no circumstances are you to invite Jerry into our house. Like, don't invite him in. Don't talk to him. Don't look at him. But like, don't ever invite him in. You can't invite him in. And she's like, she thinks that it's because she's a single mom. She's like, I can look at, like, don't ever invite him in. You can't invite him in. And she's, like, she thinks that it's because she's a single mom. She's, like, I can look at, like, don't worry.

I can look out for myself. And he's, like, no, mom. I'm fucking serious. Like, just please, please don't invite him in. Do not invite him in. He goes to school. He's researching Peter Vincent. Amy comes to try to be, like, what's going on with you?

Like, last night was weird. He blows her off. She's pissed. Walks away. And he goes, Charlie then goes into Vegas to see Peter Vincent. Okay. He steals. We see him take, like, a badge off of somebody at the casino who's, like, you know, on his jacket.

He takes it. So it's like a little press badge. So he goes into the peter vincent rehearsal we see like the part of the show is like oh smoke and he's got this like black hair and leather clothes and a lady's like long hair pulled up oh long hair yeah okay just want to visualize long greasy black eyeliner and a whole deal black nails perfect um and a goatee and um then you know he very quickly is like oh fuck no stop the shows this is bullshit that's not working that's supposed to be fire and it's just like clearly like fucking very hokey and um yeah silly uh i want to go to

one of those shows really badly let's do that i want to see Criss Angel. Let's go see Criss Angel. Mind freak. Yeah, mind freak. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to do that. But Peter Vincent's, like, going back up to his room. So Charlie comes up to him and is like, hey, could I get an interview? I'm here with the, you know, Vegas sun or whatever. The scorching hot Vegas sun.

The scorching hot Vegas sun. And Peter Vincent is like, what is this, your first job? And he's like, yeah, can I please get an interview? And he's like, yeah, you'll have, you get 10 minutes, come up to my room. so, this is daytime, right? Like,

we're not suspecting that Peter Vincent is also a vampire? No, no, this is daytime. This is daytime. Yeah. No, Peter Vincent does Vincent is also a vampire. No, no, this is daytime. This is daytime. Yeah. No, Peter Vincent does not seem like a vampire. He just seems like a magician. A different type of. Yeah. Just like a Vegas showman guy.

Okay. But yeah, so he's like Ginger, who's one of the women in the show, like who I learned. Her name is Sandra Vergara, the actress. She's Sofia Vergara's cousin and adopted sister huh yeah anyway um he's like ginger bring uh bring him up in 10 minutes so they go up to his big vegas suite and ginger like takes him through and gives him a little bit of tour we see in peter vincent's suite it's like first of all it's massive, but there are all of these cases of various vampire paraphernalia. There's weapons to kill them with, a goblet full of some vampire-killing liquids, old texts and stuff. The dude has vampire shit everywhere.

And she's like, he's collected it over his whole life, and it's showing him. Their rapport is very funny. They're clearly a couple, but they constantly yell at each other um i don't know this is fun um but she brings him into peter's office where he's pouring himself a glass of just absinthe um and he's like all right you got 10 minutes like tell me ask me your questions and as charlie starts asking questions he, he takes off his wig. So that's not his real hair. Then he, as they're talking, pulls off his little mustache, his sideburns,

puts some alcohol on a washcloth, wipes the tattoos off of his neck. He just looks like basically a normal guy. That's very funny but he is wearing these very very funny very tight very low cut um leather pants like pleather pants and his hips the way he walks in this movie is so fucking funny his hips sway harder than i have ever seen and it's it's just great you gotta you gotta see his performance in this movie it's very fun i i have i just don't you have that's the craziest part and i don't remember it well it's very good i'm gonna have to watch it again um by the way 399 on amazon

okay that's where i watched it it used to be on netflix it is no longer but charlie's basically like so how do you um kill a vampire and uh peter's like i don't know fucking just stake through the heart uh some sort of poison specific kind of poison liquid like i don't fucking know what why should i know how you kill a vampire and charlie's like you're the you're the vampire guy like you i mean like i saw you're you're the and he's like I do a show like it's not don't come to me for advice I don't fucking know

and so then Charlie starts to get a little panicked and takes out all these pictures he has of proof of Jerry and starts showing them to Peter Vincent and he's like look my neighbor's a vampire I think he got my friend i need he's on to me i like fucking need to figure out how to kill this vampire and peter's

like get the fuck out like who like who the fuck do you think you are like no ginger get him out of here like get fucking leave um and uh like thinks he's messing with him but also is clearly getting really pissed off like he's like pretty like, I don't want to hear about your vampire. Like, no. Get the fuck out of here. Okay. So, Charlie goes back home that night. And he puts, he starts putting crosses up in every square inch of every single window.

Why not? Why not of his home. We see the two, there's Dave Franco and another popular guy are like in their, in their car across the street. They see him doing this. We're like, what the fuck is up with like dork guy with these fucking crosses.

And then we see they're like smoking weed in the car, I think. And we see a like tap, tap, tap on their window with a very long, nasty fingernail. And they're like oh fuck oh fuck put away the weed put away the weed and jay fringerville's the one who's like

like fucking what's up and uh colin farrell just like leans his head in and then via the other popular guys in the pastor's perspective we just see blood spatter on him he screams and we see him grabbed so they are out of here we see charlie inside the house just freaking out his tony collette's like um what's up with the the decor he's like oh it's a it's a joke about something between me and amy and she's like okay uh the doorbell rings and um it's amy it's false alarm it's not jerry it's not Jerry. It's Amy. And she's fucking pissed. And she comes in and she's like,

hey, what's going on with you? Like, I don't know what your deal is, but you don't get to blow me off because you mean something to me. And even if you don't want to be with me anymore, like you don't just get to fucking stop, start being weird and blow me off.

And we see Toni Collette like listening to this from the stairwell and is like, I like her. Like she's like approving of this girl's uh chutzpah um and just so charlie then tells her he's like you need to stop spending time with me you need to leave me like if you stay with me you're gonna get hurt she's like how the fuck what i what are you talking about i'll get hurt then there is a knock at the door and this time it is jerry and he's like jane that's tony clutz uh character's name but it's tony clutz it was like jane i need to talk to you

and charlie's like don't let him in do not let him in and jane's like what the hell he's like jane your son is harassing me he's saying this through the door your son is harassing me and you know i i i don't want to go to the authorities but at this point i don't have really any really other choice um maybe we could talk about this oh boy and charlie's like mom please i'm telling please believe me like do not open the door do not let him in please please please and so she finally just goes like call the authorities then screams it through the doors we're like hell yeah Tony

good mom good mom Jerry has his face of like okay and so he goes and grabs his shovel they're watching him now like through the sliding glass he like walks around the house they see him grabbing a shovel and they're like what the fuck is he doing what is he doing like

watching him from the sliding glass doors and he starts digging a hole in their backyard like through their grass like just digging a huge fucking hole and she's like that's my lawn like what the fuck what is he doing grabs down through the hole that he's built, pulls up a fucking pipe. Oh, no. It's the gas line. Oh, no. He breaks it and holds up a lighter

and says, oh, and lights it and it sends a fucking fire that blows up the stove, it blows up the heater downstairs. The house is like on fire and through the flames, he waits outside.

Jerry stands up and goes, don't need an invitation if there's no house. Oh boy. So at this point, he's like, they know. So I just got to kill him.

Like, I can't pretend this thing anymore. Like, I'm just gonna have to kill him. Yeah. So they, uh, run to the car. Tony Clatt's driving. It's Amy, Charlie, and Tony Clatt.

And Charlie's like, go, mom, go. Just fucking floor it. Get out of here. So she floors it out of the back of the garage, drives down the street. Jerry goes to get on Charlie's motorcycle, but it's broken. He goes to it it won't start so we're like okay a few a big few they're driving down the street amy's in the back seat like turning around trying to see if he's coming because he's coming is he coming and then

just then he throws the fucking motorcycle through the back window um and then is in his truck him and again he's super fast he has managed to go home and get in his truck he's driving behind them and he just crashes into them then he pulls around the side crashes into them from the side now he's just fucking driving into them at every angle and they're all freaking out and tony's like what the fuck is going on like what's happening charlie what is happening and he's like mom just keep driving just keep driving they've made it now to like the open road I guess that gets them to Vegas um which is like a big empty highway

um and it's night time by the way it's dark time for vampires um then he pulls his truck out in front of them of a ways down the road and gets out of the truck and Tony's like what do I do what do I do and Charles is like just drive over him mom just fucking

plow into him drive into him she does she drives into him and over him and just keeps going and they're like oh my god oh my god oh my god where is he where is he are we safe are we safe are we safe there's like this moment of calm and they're like okay okay okay and then we hear some noises coming from underneath

the car and then we hear Some noises coming from underneath the car And then we just see A nasty long fingernail Poking up through the bottom of the car He's fucking poking through with his nasty nails And Charlie goes It's a fucked up vampire hand With his hand he manages

To grab the brakes of the car oh my god with his hand slams the brakes on so then some other guy driving in the room behind them slams into them and so they all get out and um and this guy's like what the you stopped in the middle of the road like what the fuck and then we see their car get lifted up from underneath. It's Jerry staring at this stranger guy, and this guy's like, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, and goes and gets in his car. Jerry comes up, fucking attacks him and kills him.

That would be such a fucking bummer to just die as a bystander to accident. Oh, it would be such a bummer. You just have no idea what the fuck just happened, and then you just die. That would be a bad situation to find yourself in. I would not like that. Sure, it would be such a bummer. You just have no idea what the fuck just happened and then you just die. That would be a bad situation to find yourself in. I would not like that. Sure, I would not like it. Me personally would not like it.

So, while Jerry's like distracted killing this guy, Charlie gets, he has made a bunch of, we saw him earlier when he was putting up all the crosses, like whittling a bunch of pieces of wood into stakes. He's like whittled some crosses into into stakes he's got a bunch of shit with him you know why not would you just get prepared just get prepared just get prepared so he's prepared he gets in the

car he's got that and he's like amy take my mom and go like get back in the car take her and go he was like he starts walking to jerry he's like jerry uh I like get the I like I fucking got you like get like leave us alone or I don't know he's just like challenging him and Jerry's like oh oh you oh you've crossed and he Jerry does a really fun thing where anytime someone holds like a thing to him he doesn't like he hisses at it like he just goes like which um I I hope was purely a Colin Farrell choice to just, he just was like, like a little angry cat. So he like hisses at the cross.

And then we see Amy and Tony have like gone around the car. They're trying to hide. And Jerry puts his hand on the cross. It lights on fire. And then he just goes like, blows it out. You don't fucking care. It lights on fire and then he just goes like blows it out. He doesn't fucking care.

Throws fucking Charlie over the side of the road. He's coming back at him. Oh. Jerry manages to pin Charlie down and gets on top of him like he's gonna kill him and it's like stake to the heart it like seems pretty easy but you know do you know where the heart is

it's right here you gotta get it exactly right like sorry charlie it's just not gonna happen for you and then we see tony clep from behind him slams one of her real estate signs through his fucking chest um and then he like starts like whimpering away like a wounded animal it's like and it's like crawling and weird and freaky and it's like and so tony uh and charlie and amy get in the car i think in in Tony having done that, she, like, falls back and maybe hits her head on the pavement. Like, she's gotten hurt somehow in this exchange. Okay.

But they get in the car. I think Amy's driving. And they drive back over Jerry. Like, fully run him over under the tires and keep going. And we see as they drive off a close-up of his like nasty mangled hand on the road. But we see his little like

fingers start moving and his he like starts healing. She missed the heart. She missed the heart. But we have a temporary reprieve. We drive down the road. heart she missed the heart um but we have a temporary reprieve we drive better than down better than nothing um back at we cut to peter vincent's room again um and peter is drinking a lot but he looks over the photos that charlie had left with the proof of jerry

and one of the pictures is a picture of that weird tapestry on the wall in Jerry's creepy office. So Peter Vincent looks at that and it clearly is familiar to him. So he opens, he has a safe where he has his own pictures and stuff, pulls one out, he has a picture of that same tapestry. So he's like, fuck. We see then that Amy andlie are at a hospital with um with tony collette she is unconscious in a hospital bed i think she's like gonna be okay

but she's unconscious in the hospital um peter then calls charlie on his cell phone and he's like if you can get here in one hour i'll'll give you some information about your vampire. And so they're like, fuck, okay. So they leave. They leave Tony at the hospital. And we see he's put up, again, a thousand crosses, like, in every part of the room. And as he's leaving, a nurse, like, looks at him. He goes, mom's really religious. And they go.

They go to Peter Vincent's room. And he tells them, he's like, okay, you're a vampire. He's a Mediterranean species. They eat slowly. They keep their victims alive for days. And they are a particularly strong breed. They are very hard to kill. They're very intense.

As they're talking, as he's explaining this to him, he gets like a call on his little from downstairs. And they're like, got a delivery for you. And he's like, yeah, OK, fine. Send him up. And they keep talking. And then Charlie's like, wait a minute. Do you usually get deliveries this late? And Peter's like, wait a minute. Do you usually get deliveries this late? And Peter's like, no, no, no, I don't.

And they're like, oh, fuck, you just invited him up. Oh, no. They all get up. They look towards the door and it is Ed. Oh, boy. And Ed is a vampire. And he is so annoying in this scene. I was gonna say, when

Jerry told him that he was made for this, I feel like I disagree. There's nobody that feels less of a vampire to me than McLovin. Yeah, well, he's just like being a fucking douchebag and he's like, oh, hey Charlie, look at me now.

I'm a fucking vampire. Ha, ha, ha. Bet you wish you were still friends with me. I'm going to fucking kill you. It's just like so fucking annoying. And his performance is over the top. And I don't like it. But whatever.

It's fine. Immediately, Peter Vincent runs into his panic room and leaves Charlie and Amy out there and like runs in his panic room and is like setting the button to shut the door. Ed is following him and goes to grab him and the panic room door shuts on his arm and slices it off. You know, I don't love it, but slices his arm off. So now he's got a, you know, half of an arm. He's like, fuck you. Cut that arm off. Fuck. slices his arm off so now he's got a you know half of an arm he's like fuck you cut that arm off fuck um uh we see from within his panic room peter just like huddles in the corner but he has like

security tapes or like footage cameras and there's the arm the rest of the arm in there with him oh yeah oh yeah um it's not gonna do anything to him it's not one of those it's not like evil dead where the arm is gonna like attack him of its own volition. But it's nasty. Just gross. Meanwhile, we see Charlie and Amy are trying to escape. They see that Ginger has been killed. Oh, Ginger. That was his girlfriend, Peter Vincent's girlfriend.

Downstairs, we see Jerry enters the building and kills the security guard. So now Jerry's coming. Charlie and Amy hide behind a big cabinet while Ed is stalking them and is like, you know, I'm stronger than you. I'm faster than you. Like nothing you guys can do. They push the cabinet over onto Ed just as a momentary reprieve. Charlie tells Amy to run.

Charlie picks up a big sword from the very beginning where he's in a room full of weapons, essentially. Specifically vampire weapons. Then he picks up a big battle axe, like fucking axe on both sides and wields it. But Ed can fucking like jump up to the ceiling and is super fast and he keeps uh charlie keeps swinging it at him but

he's not getting them meanwhile we see that amy um has run into a different room where she finds a gun and starts loading it um we see jerry coming up behind her and she does manage to shoot him a bunch of times. She unloads every bullet in the chamber but he's not really affected. He pulls one of the bullets out and he looks at her and he goes werewolves. But just then

there's like a goblin next to her. She grabs it throws the liquid in his face. It is some sort of fucking vampire poison. It starts burning his face and he's screaming and she's like, vampires. Nice. Just then Ed finally gets the better of

Charlie. They're fighting. Charlie does manage to sort of like slice his neck but not good enough to make anything happen. He really doesn't break the bone. Yeah. So Charlie manages to get on top Charlie manages to get on top Ed manages to get on top of Charlie, sorry, and is going to bite him and he's really, really fucking close.

But just then he gets slammed with one of those big spiky balls on a chain. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's a good one. Amy has a good one. Yes, Amy has one of those. She slams Ed with that which, you know, pushes him back. Oof, I just imagined being hit with one of those slams ed with that which you know pushes him back i just imagined being hit with

one of those in it i really it would be so bad i don't like it oh bad um oh it'd be so bad um but him doing or amy doing that gives charlie the opening to stab ed in the heart, which he hesitates to do for a second because I was his friend. But he does it and he kills him. So Ed is now dead. And when he stabs him through the heart, we know that it was successful because he, like, explodes into smoke and stuff.

Immediate results. It's pretty immediate results, yeah. Gotcha. As opposed to when Jerry was stabbed, he just was, like, you know, momentarily taken down. Like whimpery and sad, but he recovered. We see Amy and Charlie escape.

They get out of the suite. We see, too, that Peter Vincent has seen on the security footage that Ginger is dead. He's very upset. Yep. But Amy and Charlie get out of the room and they are in now a very crowded club, a Vegas club, which is like seemingly their only way out. Not a great place for them to be. It's very chaotic.

It's very loud. That's true. You always think of like places with lots of people as being safer, but if you're screaming for help. Amy says that. She's like, he can't get us here. And Charlie's like, are you fucking kidding? Do you think anyone is going to take a second look if he gets

us in here? Nope. That's scary. And bystander effect is like the more people are there the less anyone is likely to help you, even if they do see something is wrong because you just expect somebody else to help not good

but we see that Jerry has followed them into the club and in the chaos wouldn't you know it Amy and Charlie do get separated and we see that Jerry gets Amy picks her up throws her over his shoulder is walking her through the club and people like yeah man you got like they don't you know um because it's you know the world

is bad gross um gross gross gross we see then jerry and amy he's he's like holding her like just outside of the crowd the side of the club And he takes some blood that I don't know where it came from. He has blood. He wipes it on his own lips. And he's like, just one taste and you'll get it. And then he kisses Amy with the blood on his lips. I don't think that's how it works, Jerry. I don't know.

But it does seem to like subdue her. Like it does have some sort of effect on her. And then he bites her neck. Charlie sees this happening. He's screaming. He's yelling at a security guard. He's like, you have to help her. You have to help her. And the guy's like, I don't know. It looks like he's enjoying herself. And then they're like, how old are

you? And so they carry him out of the club. This is a similar scene to one of my favorite films of all time, Vampire's Kiss, starring Nicolas Cage. One of the clim this is a similar scene to one of my favorite films of all time vampire's kiss starring nicholas cage one of the climactic scenes happens at a crowded club similar to this everybody go watch that if you haven't seen it because it's a truly one-of-a-kind film as most nick cage films tend to be my god i I've, I've been very excited for his upcoming film called pig. And I saw a review for it in which it said,

Nicholas Cage gives a very understated performance. And I'm like, what does that, what does that mean for Nicholas Cage? Just like for him or for anyone. It's like for Nicholas Cage, that could still mean over the top for an average actor. But yeah,

I can't wait to know what that yeah i'm very excited it looks great understated it's never been used to describe nicholas cage ever not even one single time um but so charlie goes back up to to peter's suite and is like we're gonna fucking we he got amy he's going to get me if I don't get him first. Like, we've got to fucking kill this vampire. Peter reveals to Charlie, he's like, no, you're not going to, like, it's over. Like, you can't win against this guy. And he's like, I should fucking, no.

Vampire killed both my parents. So that is Peter's origin origin story he oh he's like you just have to pretend like forget this ever happened wipe it from your mind move forward he's like i can't fucking be like yes you can i've done it like i i did it my vampire killed my parents just convinced myself it didn't happen but you know he's the he's the boy from the opening scene no i think the boy from the opening scene is No, I think the boy from the opening scene is Adam. Oh, okay. Because that seemed like present day.

Okay. Yeah. I think Peter was quite young, maybe. And in the opening scene, I think that guy was killed. Oh, okay. Anyway. Yep, yep. But Charlie... So you just basically tell charlie hide that's how i got

away last time just fucking hide and wait this thing out and charlie that is what i would do yeah um charlie says i don't want to live until tomorrow if you're the kind of guy i'm going to grow up to be ouch ouch ouch um so peter's like well i'm not gonna i'm not coming with you sorry kid you're on your fuck you're on your own but here i'll give you this weapon um and it's like a specific kind of little stake and he's like supposedly legend says if you kill the vampire with this weapon it also restores his victims back to human. Pretty good weapon. So he's like, hey, good luck, man.

Maybe you can get your girlfriend back, but you know, I'm not a part of this. So, goodbye. Then we see, oh, and yeah, so he gives him that piece and he says, if you kill him with this weapon, it'll change his victims back. And he's like, my advice is

try to set him on fire because a vampire on fire isn't thinking. And Charlie's like, how am I supposed to get close enough to stab him in the heart if he's on fire? Cut to Charlie at a fucking, I don't know, probably crazy Vegas store that I'm sure exists that just has like weapons and all sorts of gnarly shit. We see him buying a fucking flame retardant suit, crossbow. All, like just piling the stuff on.

And he breaks into Jerry's house. He's all suited up. He's got his crossbow. He's smashing all the windows to let all the light in it's very fun in a horror film for the protagonist to just be like so overly prepared in every aspect because that's just the opposite of what usually happens in horror they're like uh hello like who's in this room i'm in my pajamas it's like fun for it to be the other extreme of like i'm not leaving anything

to fucking chance i'm gonna try literally everything i have at my disposal i also love it's a thing we've talked about and it's like slightly different than some other movies but the the feeling of just being like you know what fuck it i'm all in like i'm either dying or i'm killing you let's fucking go like i'm just being like i'm not getting out of this he took my girlfriend he's going to kill me he's gonna kill my mom like i better try to kill him whatever i'm in yeah no fear um so he is yeah smashing through all the windows looking around trying to find jerry and uh runs into uh like slams into somebody and it's peter fucking came back peter opens his coat and it's like loaded with uh fucking shotgun cage like what do you call those

cases shells he's fucking bullets shells thank you one of those you get it gun stuff weapon stuff he's ready um and he says I guess I didn't want to be uh I guess I didn't want to be the kind of man that I am either.

Something like that. I don't know. But he's like, I get it. I don't want to be the kind of man that you don't want to be. If you don't want to be me, I don't want to be like that. If you don't want to be me, I don't want to be me. Neither of us want to be me, is what he says. So they go into that room of hallways.

No, hallway of rooms. I was like, yes. Yes, we were in the hallway. The hallway of rooms and see Amy in one of the rooms. And as Charlie's calling to her, she all of a sudden like screams and like disappears through the floor. Charlie's calling to her, she all of a sudden screams and disappears through the floor. So they manage to open the door and they see they're

under floor tracks in all of these rooms. So they go down into the underground crawl space. He's also got a flashlight on his head. Charlie does. He's got everything. He's prepared. They're walking through, weapons out, and

Peter says to Charlie, and we can hear Amy in the distance calling, like, Charlie, Charlie. And Peter's like, you know this is a trap, right? And Charlie says, I'm counting on it. He wants to find Jerry. Just then, Jerry jumps down, pulls on something, which closes a big door, which separates Charlie and Peter. So now Peter is in one half of

this area with Jerry and Charlie is in the other half with Amy. But they're separated. We see Peter and Jerry start fighting. Jerry is fucking tossing them around and is like, oh, it's good to see you again.

So we learn that he's the vampire that killed Peter's parents. Pushes him into this, the biggest part of this like underground, it's just like dirt. It's like the crawl space under the house. It's all sealed off for darkness. Yeah. And he picks up a rock and he just throws it at Peter's head and it lands and like makes him bleed. And he's like, Oh, like seriously, a rock.

And we see a drop of blood fall, hit the earth. And then hands start popping up from under. Oh God. It's all of the victims that, uh, Jerry has had here. They are vampires and they are all driven by the smell of human and blood oh boy this is not

looking good it's not looking good uh meanwhile we see amy with charlie uh amy hugs him and it's like you should have saved me and we see her going to bite him, to turn him. And he stakes her through the chest. She backs up. She's bleeding. He goes out to leave that area and go after Peter. And she looks at him and she's like licks the blood off her own hands from her chest. And she goes, missed.

And he says, I know. chest and she goes missed and he says i know so she he's trying to not actually kill her but just sort of keep her away for a second um and the other zone peter just starts unloading cages at all the vampires he's's just shooting them, shooting them, shooting them. They're, you know, getting at him. Some are biting him. But he's just fucking going balls to the wall. But it's not killing any of them? It's not killing any of them. But anytime they are, like, shot at,

hurt... They fall back a bit. Yeah, they fall back for a minute. But no, it's not killing them. What we really need is some sort of weapon that could turn them all into normal humans. That would be perfect. That would be a really great But no it's not it's not killing them What we really need is some sort of weapon that could turn them all into Normal humans That would be a really great That would turn them all back into humans But Charlie makes it in there

And he starts helping him and what Charlie starts doing Which is fucking smart is shooting at the Ceiling to let light come in So what he does Is he creates a like Space of sunlight for Him and Peter to be able to get into where none of the vampires can come up so he they have a moment of reprieve um peter and charlie

um and uh jerry all the vampires like trying to get at them but they can't and jerry's walking around talking to them and he walks past a beam of light and goes, and like, it's just very fun. He's like, you smell that? It's your fear. It's intoxicating. No, I don't smell it, Jerry. No, I don't smell it.

I'm not a vampire. And he says, Amy's scent, now that was exquisite. Gross. We see Peter now, the sunlight is starting to make him like smoke a bit because he has been attacked by these vampires. He's not turning

yet. We've seen when like, you know, Jerry eats his people slowly. Like they don't turn mentally right away, but they are starting to turn. And so he's like starting to turn. You can't stay in the sunlight forever. You know, night time's going to come. And so he's like, starting to turn. Can't stay in the sunlight forever. You know, night time's gonna come. He's turning.

Amy comes in and starts making out with Jerry in front of Charlie. They start making out and then Jerry uses a nail to cut his own chest and Amy like drinks the blood off his chest. So he also bleeds? Yeah, they can bleed. Yeah, they can bleed. And they like drinks the blood off his chest so he also bleeds? yeah they can bleed

yeah they can bleed and they like their own blood I don't know whatever but it's very sexual and very intense and they're making out um Peter is laying back on this pile of dirt is like well we tried

he's fucking over pulls out a cigarette goes to light he holds his lighter up and Charlie looks at him tried he's fucking over pulls out a cigarette goes to light he holds his lighter up and charlie looks at him and he's like let's do your plan he's like my plan oh fuck looks at his suit he's like oh jesus okay all right you should have fucking told me that's what we were doing but lights Charlie on fire Charlie tackles Jerry lighting Jerry on fire pulls off from his belt one of those fucking like rock climbing clips clips himself

to Jerry so he's he's on fire Jerry's on fire but now Jerry can't escape him but he's wearing his suit um meanwhile fire but now Jerry can't escape him but he's wearing his suit um meanwhile Jerry's now also like flying

around like jumping up to the ceiling doing anything to get away from the fire he can't think straight but Charlie's attached to him so he's getting fucking all thrown around he also is on fire he's got like goggles and a whole thing but like how long can that work um but he's trying to get the a whole thing but like how long can that work right um but he's trying

to get the steak to to stab him he uh man it gets away from him falls out of his hand so peter's like all right fucking let's go he gets the second least in life he's shooting the ceiling letting more light in keeping the vampires away grabs the steak tosses it it to Charlie. Charlie grabs it, stabs Jerry through the heart. As he's dying, he turns into, like, we've seen a few times when Jerry goes to attack somebody, he turns into, like, not himself. He gets, like, CGI vampire-y, bunch of teeth, fucking, yeah, monstery.

So he does that again, like, as he's dying, he, like, gets full, we see his, like, true form, like, full vampire. He's, like, screaming, and then he, like, he's dying he like gets full we see his like true form like full vampire he's like screaming and then he like he basically explodes while charlie's attached to him um yeah but charlie doesn't explain he's just his it's it's like kind of every time they explode that's like kind of guts but then also kind of smoke okay sort of like they're like they like burst but then just like okay so he's not covered in guts or anything gross like he's not covered in guts thank god um thank god that would have been the worst oh uh and then all

around them we see vampires all these people one of them by the way is dave franco if they're like getting up and they're like coming back to their just happen to me yeah come back to their senses dave franco goes like that was a fucked up night um peter and amy then get like get on top of charlie like because charlie's passed out he's like unconscious and they're like charlie charlie charlie come on come on come on charlie charlie charlie He opens his eyes. Peter kisses him. He's so happy. And then Amy is there and hugs him. And he's like, are you okay? And she's like, yeah, are you okay?

And he's like, yeah. Cut to Charlie and Amy are making out. They're getting naked. They're going to have have sex everything's great with them uh then we see they are in peter vincent's like sweet peter like comes in it's like sorry sorry keep doing sorry i just had to get something and then i'm gonna leave like don't worry you guys got it like they're all they're all friends now and they he leaves and then they like are clearly about to fuck and then credits. Wow.

Sex is the reward. Sex is the reward for killing. Sex is the reward. All that LARPing really paid off. I feel like all that pretending to fight each other. Honestly. Yeah. Yeah.

Costumes being prepared. Yeah. Wow. that is a fun movie it's fun it really is fun everyone in it is good except for you know who that I didn't like but other than that everybody else in it is really good even Lisa Loeb even Lisa Loeb for just fucking 20 seconds

that's very funny it's so it's just like, wait, what? All right. I feel like has she ever been in anything else? I've literally never seen her acting. She's been in like a couple of things, I think. But yeah, it was very, it was just very jarring for me, a viewer, to be like, we're gonna, no, we're not gonna deal with that.

Okay. That's normal to us. Sure. But there it is. There it is. That's normal to us. Sure. But there it is. There it is. That's Fright Night, baby. I love it. It's a fun movie.

Well, thank you for watching it. You're welcome. I literally worked from every waking moment this week. I can't believe it. I'm so excited for you to be able to watch TV again. Oh can't believe it. I'm so excited for you to be able to watch TV again. Oh my god, it's going to be great. What is your favorite I think you should leave?

Oh, it's absolutely the prank guy. Carl Havoc. I laughed so hard that I was like afraid for my life. I was like, are my lungs going to collapse?

Can you die from laughing? It's too much shit on me. God, it's so funny. It's too much shit on me. I did really like Cough and Flop as well. Cough and Flop is very good. I think it started off with like all my favorites and then. The first episode I really think is the best. First is the best and I think it started off with like all my favorites and then the first episode I

really think is the best and I feel like none of them ever I would say the sixth episode none of it made me laugh which was a bummer. What's in the sixth episode? I don't even remember. I'll watch it again and they'll grow on me. I'll watch it again that's the thing about I Think You Should Leave even the first season is like it's so much

funnier it's not funnier but it gets funnier the more you think about it. Yeah. The more you think about it the more you quote it the more it's so much funnier it's not funnier but it gets funnier the more you think about it the more you think about it the more you quote it the more it's like it continues to live in my brain even the ones that my first watch I was like I don't know they weren't all hits but eventually I'm like every single second of that show it's true because there's

my favorites now are ones that I feel like I didn't really think twice about upon a first viewing like I really love the one where they're singing and the bones are their money. Oh my god, I fucking love that one. And I feel like the first time I was like, this one's not that great. But it's

fantastic. Yeah, I'm gonna rewatch it all again. But that first episode, yeah, Carl Havoc is so fucking good. There's also, like, in thinking back, the moment, like, not when I fucking love the moment where he's like, you thought it'd be funny. I thought it'd be interesting.

What does that do for the greater good? I thought it'd be interesting. God, it's so funny. That's like, I, I would want more than anything to be that for Halloween, but I feel like

I have to learn from his lessons that it's too much shit the arms are my favorite fucking part of that costume oh my god it's so funny it's so funny oh man also fucking Patty Harrison is so funny

she's so great if he bring me a big deal a bad deal, I'll be I made all my money off the big Charlie Brown. Oh god. It's funny. Everybody should watch it. Sammy's gonna watch

so much more TV this week. It's great news. I have all week off to just watch TV nonstop. It's going to be great. Everybody catch up on Golden. Yeah, it's on Peacock. The first four episodes are out. Actually, when this comes out, the fifth episode will also come out because it comes out on Wednesdays. There'll be six episodes total and they'll all be out before the olympics so you can know what you can know uh

some of the athletes that will be at the olympics you'll know their whole story and it'll make it more exciting to watch the olympics that's so great and the final episode sammy was the lead editor second episode as well we talked about that but the final episode so fucking that's why she's been working her yeah but off making that happen it was really crazy because we they shot the olympic trials and we basically had two weeks to finish the episode and and like figure out what the the conclusion of the story was gonna be like right it's not just editing the footage like you didn't even know what it was going to be. Right, exactly. So it was very crazy. And we at one point had nine editors working on this one episode.

You had night editors and day editors. Yes, we had night editors that would start when we finished. Yeah, it was nuts. It was nutso. So it was definitely not all me. It was an all-hands-on-deck situation, but it was crazy. But I think it turned out really well. I'm shocked because the amount of time we had and the amount of cooks in the kitchen i feel like things could

have gotten really bad and i think it ended up very good so i hope i hope you guys watch it and i hope you like it yay i also wanted to say i realized that when this episode comes out, this episode comes out on July 14th, 2021. Exactly two years to the day from the first time we recorded. Wow. That's crazy. July 14th, 2019. I almost said 1919. Can you wait?

2019, we sat in my living room and we recorded mid-Somar. And it all, it just all began two years ago. What a crazy different place we're all in now. Yeah, it's been a wild two years, that's for sure. That's for sure. But wow, so grateful. What a. So grateful.

Yeah, what a wonderful thing we've done. What a wonderful thing we've done. A wonderful constant in an otherwise uncertain world. Yes. That is very, very true. And I guess that's it for this week. I forgot how we did this. We take one week off and I don't remember anything.

We do an accent. We could do it. Yeah. Everyone did American. We better do American. Accents in this movie, but. We'll do our best American accents. We're going to do our best American accent for you guys.

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