Too Scary; Didn't Watch - GREEN ROOM

Episode Date: March 3, 2021

Boxcutters, red laces, and professional fight dogs that haven't been fed - we're recapping Green Room! A movie in which we learn you probably shouldn't take that gig at the Neo-nazi bar. Warning: this episode is not for moms.Available on Showtime or rent for $2.9900:00 - Patron Shoutouts02:20 - Episode starts12:31 - Trivia17:41 - Recap Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Emily, Henley, and Sammy. Advertise on Too Scary; Didn't Watch via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I gotta give her credit my dad is a patron they'd share it but I guess she just decided she wanted to have her own freaking name in the circle and I respect that and I'll just come out and say, mom, don't listen to this episode. You'll hate it. You will hate it.

This episode is not for moms. It's not for moms. It 100% is not for my mom. 100%. Not for my mom either. If you're listening, mom, turn this off right now. My mom also. I don't think you're going to like it.

So if you're one of our moms, turn this episode off. And if you're not one of our moms, let's get it going, baby. Good luck! This is Emily, Henley, and Sammy. And you're listening to Too Scary Didn't Watch.

Hi, everyone. Welcome to Too Scary, Didn't Watch, the horror movie recap podcast for those too scared to watch for themselves. I'm Emily, and I am too scared to watch scary movies. I'm Henley, and I'm also too scared to watch scary movies. I'm Sammy, and I like watching scary movies. So I do just that, and then I tell you about them. And we reap the benefits. We do. We really do.

Oh, I love you guys. So good to see you. I love you guys. Oh, man. Today, so what's up with us? Today, I had a thought that I still you guys. Oh, man. Today. So what's up with us today? I had a thought that I still stand by. But this is sort of where I'm at, which is why do weeks have seven days? Do you know what I mean? There's going to be a reason. I don't know what the reason is.

Probably for farming. There we go. That's where our mindset should be. But Joel and I were talking about how weekends should be longer. And I was like, why is a week even seven days? It's true. Why couldn't it be eight?

And then the weekend is three. Well, the weekend didn't even exist until the industrial revolution. When people were, or well, per factor is really because, because people were working seven days a week and there were no child labor laws or like worker rights at all and so and it was things have been worse than they are right now is that what you're saying things were previously worse the beginning of the

20th century things were worse but it was only because of like workers rights movements that we were able to get a weekend at all should have fought for more should have fought for fucking three days two days is not enough oh man oh boy workers rights still a lot to do there guys i'm real pissed about this fucking 15 minimum wage no the biggest thing is 30 weekends sammy stand with me on this i'm with you on the most important thing i'm with you on that and i think we need to raise that minimum wage to hear me out fifteen dollars is still way too fucking low fifteen dollars is way too low it's like wait isn't it only thirty one thousand dollars a year if you're working 40 hour weeks yeah it's like not a livable wage it's insane you can't you

can't live on that oh my god it makes me angry. It makes me so angry that there are all these fucking rich people in power who are pushing against it. Fuck those guys. Fuck those guys. Fuck those guys. Man, fuck those guys. What else is up with this? Anyway. I have a fun story.

Please. So my mom got me a bird feeder for Christmas. More for my cats than for anything because she lived here while I was living in Washington and felt bad for them because it's a sad little apartment with not a lot for them to do. And so she was like, they really like the birds. If they could just watch some birds all day, that might be really fun for them. And so I hung it up and no birds have really been coming to it. And so I was like, well, let me maybe sprinkle some birdseed around the stoop and they'll just kind of eat it off there. And the other night, they both my cats were like faces pressed against the window and

like scratching at the window, like going crazy. I was like, something's out there. There's a stray cat that comes by a lot. I assumed it was that, but I didn't see that cat anywhere. And anytime I opened the door, there was like nothing to be seen. And then I'd close the door and they'd start doing it again. And eventually I like sat with them staring at the spot. And I was like, I'm going to fucking see whatever the fuck they're looking at. Did you at any point get scared that it was like a ghost? I did get a little spooked at one point.

Yeah. I did, kind of. But eventually I saw the fattest fucking rat. Oh, I was waiting for a raccoon. A rat is so much worse. Just eating all the bird seed. It was going to town and it climbed up my little hand railing and faced towards me and my cats. And we all like made eye contact with each other.

It was really funny. And honestly, it was very exciting for me. Not a lot goes on in my life. So this was a really, really fun night. It happened two nights in a row. And I might keep sprinkling the bird seed out there. I feel like it's fun. You're going to get more rats.

I think they know not to come inside because the cats are like right there. No, they'll stay outside. Look, I'm going to make a statement and say I love an LA rat and these are different than New York rats, Henley. For sure they are. Because often in LA you'll get a LA rat and these are different than New York rats Henley for sure they are

because often in LA you'll get a tree rat and let me tell you what I love a tree rat you're hanging out outside at night and you hear a little pitter patter and it's running from one tree branch to the other I love that shit there's so many tree rats because of all

the citrus trees in LA they just eat up all that citrus. They love it. My favorite experience has been being like back in the, you know, before times being like at a lovely outdoor diner, a beautiful patio, a fancy restaurant, beautiful patio. And there's just like tree rats around. That's so gross. So gross. I do love it.

I love it too. So I support this, Sammy. Keep this so I support this Sammy keep this rat keep this rat that's amazing I think the only thing I want to tell you guys about from my week is that I've been watching a lot of movies per usual of course no horror movies

but recently I've started to dig into the Studio Ghibli library which is on HBO Max for anyone that has HBO Max. I don't even know what that means. Me neither. Oh, it's all the Miyazaki films like Spirited Away and Princess Mononoke. OK, OK. And so last night we watched My Neighbor Totoro, which was one of his first ones.

And I've never one of his it's supposedly his like breakthrough film. Yeah. And it's a it's you you know it's a kid's animated film um very simple storyline uh nonetheless you guys i fucking wept like starting halfway through the movie and just couldn't stop and tim and i had just watched like a few nights before that Dick Johnson is dead the documentary which is like arguably much sadder and way more cause to cry and I did not shed a tear

oh my god and Tim was the one that was crying while we watched that and so instead we're watching this like kids film that's like not even that sad that's like about two young sad that's a like about two young girls like playing with like forest spirits in 1950s japanese countryside and for you know i just wept the whole time it really got me sometimes things just will hit you they it just it just

hit me it was one of those moments you know when you just can't control you just can't control it oh yeah that's how i was in dick johnson is dead i literally from the opening scene just never stopped crying and my eyes hurt afterwards i was like tired tired i almost sammy i feel like you told me that and i almost feel like i was i had steeled myself before watching it. Yeah, maybe. Maybe. I was like, don't let this get to you. Don't let this touch you. Got to shut your feelings down for this movie. Sure.

Always a good way to go in. Smart. Could be a pretty good way to go into this this week's movie as well. I don't know anything about this except that Emily is dreading hearing about it. That's all I know. I know very little and I am terrified. Well, this week's movie is Green Room.

It came out in 2016. An A24 picture, which I forgot. I didn't know that this was A24. Written and directed by Jeremy Saulnier. Starring Anton Yelchin, Imogen Poots, Aaliyah Shawkat, Joe Cole, Callum Turner, Macon Blair and Patrick Stewart.

I forgot this was Anton Yelchin. Yeah, I think this is his last theatrical film before he died, which is very sad. He's so good in it. And so good. And it was the saddest, wildest thing. Yeah, that was a really horrible, horrible death. Sad all around. Bad all around. This Green Room is streaming on Showtime, or you can rent it for $2.99. I have such a clear memory of the first time I saw this movie i someone had recommended it to me and it was around christmas time so i was wrapping presents and i was like i need something on the

background while i like wrap presents oh my god and i turned this on and i did not wrap a single present my jaw was on the floor from like start to finish and I like could not take my eyes off the screen. It's like the kind of movie that your adrenaline just like is pumping. Like I was so stressed. Oh my God. And not a single present was wrapped that night. Welcome to Cocktail Hour and boy are you gonna need it. So let's just get right to it.

This week we are drinking an amber room, which I have just decided is actually a green room. To make an amber slash green room, you will need one and a half ounces of gin, a half an ounce of green chartreuse, a half an ounce of sweet vermouth, and two dashes of orange bitters. You will shake all ingredients with ice and fine strain into a chilled coupe glass. You will garnish with a Luxardo Maraschino cherry. And good luck to you, because boy, oh boy, this episode's a doozy. So cheers. What year did it come out again? Sorry.

2016. I think it like premiered at film festivals in 2015 and then was released wide. May 2016. Wow. Completely missed this. Never saw a trailer. Never read anything about it. I know nothing about this movie.

Nothing. And Emily, you just know a little bit? I just know a little bit. Okay. Embrace ourselves. and Emily you just know a little bit I just know a little bit okay embrace ourselves just sort of like a one sentence here's what the general plot is of this movie and

don't even tell me that I don't even want to know I won't but you'll find out I think we just get fucking right into it I mean well we gotta talk about the trivia first we'll talk trivia I think maybe we hold we watch the trailer at the end yeah let's watch the trailer at the end going blind i am curious my interest is peaked oh baby um but okay to your point of never having heard of it uh this movie the budget was five million and it only made 3.8 million so this is like i feel like not a lot of movies that we talk about actually lose money but this one did and it was

with i think broad green pictures first before a24 picked it up and broad green had like no money to do any marketing advertising marketing so yeah i think it didn't get a great uh release release yeah they kind of fucked it up and it's so popular in the horror community i feel like it's so well loved i think it must have yeah made more money on vod and shit and it was on netflix for a long time so hopefully they've recouped some costs because it's a great fucking movie that's a lot of star power too i feel like that could be where a lot of the cost went right some more trivia for you let me skim through and make sure none of this is spoilery okay so sir patrick stewart said in an interview that when he finished reading the

script at his country home in england it was so terrifying that he locked up his house, turned on the security system, and poured himself a scotch. He then knew that he wanted to play the Darcy Banker role because a character that horrifying would be an incredible challenge and make for a compelling movie. Interest still peaked, baby! and make for a compelling movie. Interest still peaked, baby. Also, I love to imagine him in his country home. I know. Boring himself. Like, what a man.

Yeah, what an on-brand description. I love it. You love it. You absolutely love to hear it. Anton Yelchin and Imogen Poots were previously in the remake of fright night together oh yeah i've been saying that that's a i've seen that movie and it's very fun um yeah we should fairly as a vampire i was gonna say it's like kind of it's pretty funny right i feel

like it's pretty funny it's not it's not that scary but it is like really fucking tony collette excuse me oh my god i I forgot Tony's in it. Patrick Stewart, Imogen Poots, Callum Turner, and Joe Cole are all British actors playing American characters. And this one, we just love these. The van in the movie is a 1985 Chevy van G20.

Oh, yeah. That's a 1985 Chevrolet Chevy. That's too. It's 1985 Chevrolet Chevy. It's a Chevrolet Chevy, baby. A classic Chevrolet Chevy. Oh, boy. But, okay, that's all I've got. And we will edit in the trailer in here, but we're not going to watch it till the end.

So, listeners, if you don't want to hear anything, skip ahead 90 seconds. Okay. I'm with the eight rights from Washington, DC. You guys are hard to find. Want to know social media presence? Music is shared live. It's time and aggression. We gotta be there. Sorry, guys. We gotta clear out. Follow me. And then it's over. Holy shit. I told you to follow me.

Hey, stop! No! No! No! No! You can't keep us here. You gotta let us go. Stop! No! No! No! No! You can't keep us here. You gotta let us go. We're not keeping you. You're just staying. We're so fucking dead, guys. What do we do? Oh, shit.

This will be over soon, gentlemen. What are they doing? They're coming. I can't die here so don't okay so we open on anton yelchin waking up in the back of a van he kind of looks out the windows it looks like they're surrounded by corn, Emily's least favorite. Spookiest crop.

Such a spooky crop. Such a spooky crop. And we get an overhead shot and the van has veered off the road and is stopped in the middle of a cornfield we see three other people

in the van this is uh these are all our main characters they're in a band together called the ain't rights good band name and i guess the guy driving fell asleep they're all they're all asleep and they're all waking up and he fell asleep with the car on so now the car is out of gas and so see it's like early morning and they are talking about how they need to walk to the a nearby diner to get some gas and the members of the band there's a lot of characters in this movie so good luck to you and i'll do my i'll do my best to try to differentiate them you you wish us the best i wish you guys all the best um i was struggling while watching it keeping track of who is who but um so these are these are there are four people in this band

three guys and a girl the girl is alia shockett her name is sam uh anton yelchin is kind of our main protagonist his name is pat and there's two other guys in the band named reese and tiger okay so we see the four of them kind of walking to a nearby diner and siphoning gas out of another car stealing gas basically and walking it, walking it back to their car. So they're like little punks. They're in a punk. They ain't right. They ain't right.

They ain't right what they're doing. They ain't right. They eventually meet up with this guy named Tad who has a big mohawk and he is a host of like a local radio show and he's going to interview them and they sit down for this interview and he's like recording it and says you know you guys

don't have any social media presence like why is that and they're kind of talking about they're like these purists they just they record everything analog no social media because music is supposed to be like a shared experience in person so stupid for a band in 2016 like dude i get it but come on yeah we like to do this thing where nobody knows we exist they're old school punk rockers sure sure sure um i don't know much about the punk rock scene but i definitely had a punk rock phase and i was just like a total poser i like did not know or listen to any punk music god remember like poser as a term do kids still call kids posers probably not i'm sure they do right about what i mean i don't know that was the biggest fear to be called a poser. And yet, I also was one. I definitely was one. Everyone who's

13 is some sort of poser. You don't know who the f- You're always trying on different personalities. I was exactly 13. That's exactly correct. And boy, did I think that I was hardcore.

A little 13-year-old Sammy. Is that when you've cut all your hair off and dyed it black? Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah, it was really Jessica Chastain and mama vibes. Yes, you were.

Oh, man. Okay, so yeah, they've got no social media presence. They're old school uh and then tad asks them what's your what's your desert island band like you can only listen to one band for the rest of your life on a desert island and they're all kind of saying like uh i don't know misfits dead kennedys kind of they can't choose. And they're just having some fun at this interview. And they finish up the interview and they're basically saying like, we're out of money. We need to find more gigs so that we can get back home. They're somewhere in the Pacific Northwest.

And Tad says, I think I can hook you guys up with a gig through my cousin, Daniel, hook you guys up with a gig through my my cousin daniel works at a bar closer to portland he says but it's like kind of a neo-nazi place but just like don't talk politics with them just like go in and play and you'll be fine just like stick with daniel place don't go and they're like oh man they're like well are they like burning crosses and shit or like what are we talking they're like he's like no no it's like it's fine just like don't talk politics and it's fine they're just nazis

they're chill they're just nazis Jesus Christ um and but the gig pays 350 bucks and you'll be matinee Saturday afternoon. Doors are at one. You'll be on at three. And they're like, all right, whatever.

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They get out of the car. They see, they meet up with Daniel, the cousin that Tad had referred them to that had gotten the gig from them. And Tad had said like daniel and his girlfriend have been crashing here sometimes and tiger gets out of the car and says like oh yeah we're you uh tad told us to come like you and your girlfriend are staying there i guess and daniel like grabs tiger by the throat and he's like don't fucking talk about that here like shut

up about that and he's like okay man all right whatever and then another guy comes up named gabe this is where we're gonna start getting a lot of characters already a lot of names gabe is kind of like seems like he's in charge and it gets them to go get set up in the green room. He like leads them back to the green room. It's like, put your stuff in here. You'll be on at three. And they're kind of the band is kind of getting, you know, bad vibes from everyone. You can tell they're like not pumped about this gig, but they're like, fuck it. Should we have accepted this Nazi gig?

I don't know. The vibes are bad. And so they're getting ready to go on. And Pat says, I've got a crazy idea. Or he says, I've got a dumb idea. Oh, don't do it. Sorry, I'm already. Which one's Pat?

Pat's Anton Yelchin. OK, great, great, great, great. Perfect. So we see them all like give each other a knowing look and then they go out and go on stage they're getting their instruments ready they're like warming up we see the crowd is probably like 40 or so people and the bar by the way really gross dark fluorescent lighting even though it's daytime there's no windows so it's like all lit by fluorescent lighting graffiti everywhere it's like dirty

and all the graffiti is there's like confederate flags swastikas it's a gross not good bar i'm only gonna say it one more time but get the fuck out of there. Just leave. Just leave. So they start playing their first song. As they're about to start playing, Pat says, actually, maybe this isn't a good idea. And Sam says, this was your idea. We're fucking doing it or we're fucking doing it or I'm telling them that you're Jewish. Says this was your idea.

We're fucking doing it or we're fucking doing it or I'm telling them that you're Jewish. So they start playing and they play a song called Nazi Punks Fuck Off. And it goes Nazi Punks, Nazi Punks, Nazi Punks, fuck off. And all the Nazi Punks in the audience are getting pretty mad. And they're throwing glasses at the stage, like spitting at them flipping them off saying like fuck you what the fuck like this is a dead kennedy song by the way this is a real song and we see pat kind of looking out at the audience and there are two girls and daniel the cousin um kind of whispering to each other kind of looking secretive and we see gabe the guy in charge kind of eyeing them from across the bar too like seeing what they're doing and daniel like passes one of the

girls something and she like puts it in her pocket and pat's just like watching this exchange kind of suspiciously and they finish that song and everyone in the audience is like pissed at them. And they're like, thank you. That was a cover. And then they start playing their next song, which is more the right kind of song that they should be playing, I guess. And the audience, they win them back over. The audience starts moshing. Everyone's having a great time now. starts moshing. Everyone's having a great time now. So they've finished their gig. And as they're walking back into the green room, all their stuff has been moved out of the green room

into the hallway. And this guy is like, he pays them their money. And he's like, hey, follow me. Sorry, we had to move your stuff out of the green room for the headliner the headliner's uh name is cow catcher so they're they're starting to leave they like start picking up their stuff and they're like oh yeah no worries we'll we'll get out of here they start leaving and sam says oh i forgot my phone and And Pat says, oh, I'll go back and grab it for you. And goes back, opens the door to the green room, goes back in, grabs the phone off the counter, and turns and we see like a group of people

all looking really shocked that he's in there. We see a girl girl two big dudes and it's the it's the two girls that were like having the exchange out on the floor and then so one of the girls is looking at pat and the other girl is dead on the floor with a knife coming out of her skull oh oh and they all kind of look at each other like what the fuck's going on and the girl who's still alive this is imogen poots her name is amber amber looks at pat and says call the police and pat dials 9-1-1 on the phone and all the other two guys are like fuck that fuck that like get him and they're yelling and then there's two other guys outside

the guy that was um paid them and was they were following his name's big justin and he's fucking huge and then gabe is now back over there and so pat dials 9-1-1 starts running as they're like grabbing him they're like no no fuck don't let him don't let him fucking call he calls 9-1-1 and gets through and is like there's been a stabbing there's been a stabbing at this place like please come gabe gets the phone out of his hand and the rest of the band is like what the fuck's going on because they were outside in the hallway and haven't seen what's happening yet big justin is like i told you to fucking follow me and then he basically like corrals all of them and he's like everyone get in the fucking room everyone get in the fucking room so now they're all pushed into the green room see what's happened and he locks the door behind them

so now they're all locked in this room together no i hate it oh emily we have to listen to the rest there's no getting out of it now there's no getting out of it it's just gonna get so much earlier i thought we could get out of it but now i know that we can't oh no so everyone's panicking in the room and gabe is like it's okay it's okay like stay calm everybody stay calm it's fine you just can't fucking you can't leave yet you can't leave like I'll be right back and he goes out and we see him go out to like the office that's like a

little mobile unit outside and he goes there and comes back with a gun and they're all like whoa and he's like he's like it's okay it's okay like I just like you guys can't leave so it's not okay my dude he's just like you can't keep us here man you can't fucking keep us here and he's like we're not keeping you here you're just staying you're staying and like

we need to figure this out and the two other guys that were in the room already with the dead girl. Look, very scary. They are from the band Cowcatcher. And oh, oh, oh. So now everyone's kind of like yelling at each other. Sam starts crying and the phone rings again. And it's the cops calling back because he had hung up on them. But the phone is now in Gabe's hand. Gabe like waves the gun at everyone.

He's like, everyone shut the fuck up. Answers the phone, says, hi, we got cut off earlier. Goes outside. We don't hear the rest of that conversation. Don't the cops just have to show up? Yeah. I mean, unless I think unless he says something on this conversation, that's like, but like, it's all OK. But you can't trust that.

I know it's true. You have to show up. Yeah. Well, don't worry. They might.'t trust that. I know it's true. You have to show up. Yeah. Well, don't worry. They might. I'm worried. I'm worried. Yeah.

You should be worried. Yeah. I'm worried. I'm worried. Can't trust the cops either. So. Okay. Anyway.

So, okay. So everyone tensions are super high. We see Gabe again, go out to the office and talk to kind of an accountant guy whose name is clark we all keep in track of all these oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy got them all um and he says i need six hundred dollars clark says you just checked out 350 and he's like yeah someone's fucking dead like i need six hundred dollars and he's like okay yeah, someone's fucking dead. Like, I need $600. And he's like, okay, give some $600. Back in the room, Sam is looking at the girl on the ground and says, maybe she's not dead. Like, there's not.

Or she says, maybe she's not dead. Everyone's like, oh, yeah, fucking right. Like, there's a knife in her head. And she says, yeah, but there's like no blood. her head and she says yeah but there's like no blood and one of the guys from cow catcher grabs the knife in her head drags her on the floor with the knife and then pulls it out and it pours blood he's like there's the blood and it's like so scary he's evil and big justin is in there and he even he's like what the fuck man like are you fucking doing? And we can see that this guy has like no remorse for what has happened. Perfect. So they're in a room with a psychopath. That's great. Great news. is like completely freaked out she's crying she's like oh my fucking god like she's not doing well

either and back outside we see gabe with two little skinhead kids i mean i guess young adults they're probably 20 and um he's like all right aim for the side or whatever like you're you'll get your 600 bucks when you come back out of prison the knife is small enough that you're not going to do long time and they stab each other or one of them stabs one of them and right after that the cops pull up and we have we have a stabbing that we can we can report to them now. So got it. Yeah. The cop gets out of the cars. Like, are you the victim?

Every both get down on your knees. She arrests them. And at the same time, Patrick Stewart pulls up and his name is Darcy. He is the owner of the bar and he has such a fucking scary vibe in this movie i mean obviously but yeah he's such an obviously he's such an incredible actor but it's true he never plays like a straight up fucking scary villain. Yeah. No, he never does and he's but he would be so great at it. He is good at it. He has such presence. Yeah.

What's he wearing? What's he wearing? They're all wearing like punk little Nazi clothes like militia jackets and shit like green army jackets. I mean, he looks like a Nazi, but does he like He looks fucking scary. I mean, he looks like a Nazi, but does he like... He looks fucking scary.

I mean, his demeanor is just so even. Dressed like a Nazi. He's very even keel in it. How's his American accent? It's not bad. Is it safe to say, will we agree when I say that he's hot? Do you feel like that's safe to say?

I don't disagree I've never alone on this island not not in this movie I feel like after hearing about this you're not I don't think that this is hot but but just like he looks so good he looks so good he does look good he looks good he looks good for sure

he's been old since I was a baby he's always been old but he I think I think he's hot. I think he's hot. Okay, fine. We'll do a poll. That's one that's worth a poll. So he comes in and like very quickly starts taking charge.

And he's like, you can see that everyone totally defers to him. Like everyone immediately just like does what he tells them to do. He's like, give them some space. Give the cops some space to do their jobs. Everyone backs up, gives them room. He has a commanding presence right off the bat. Back in the room, Gabe says, okay, cowcatcher, clear out. And so the two guys that were in there start leaving.

Amber starts also trying to leave. Gabe says, not you, you stay. And they head out. And as the one that pulled the knife out of her head is walking out, he like turns back around to face Pat and the band and says, your guys' set was pretty good. And he's like, what? And he's like, what was the second to last song you played called? And he says,

Toxic Evolution. He's like, that song was fucking hard. He says, that's the song I did her to. Oh. And then he walks out. And it's very upsetting.

Fuck, that's gross. So we can't play that song anymore. Gonna have to take that out of the repertoire. Wait, does that mean that, wait, just to clarify, do we think that means that's the song he killed her during or did he like have sex with her first i kind of thought that for a second but no i don't think so i think he just means killed her okay okay so they they leave so now in the room it is big justin who by the way gabe has given the gun to. So he's like guarding the door with a gun.

And it's our four band members and Amber now are in the in the green room. Outside, we see Darcy is he's pissed that the cops have left. And he's now talking to Gabe, saying, like, who knows? They're here. They're they're going through their van, looking through their belongings. they're going through their van looking through their belongings and now would be a great time to have

posted on social media I know right that's a great point this movie is an argument for the importance and benefit of social media yes though probably you wouldn't want to post about playing at a neo-Nazi bar.

So maybe don't play at the neo-Nazi bar. I think that's a bigger lesson to be learned. Are those, like, legally okay? I guess they are. Just to be like, yeah, we're a Nazi place. I don't, I mean, I don't fucking know. I mean, the cops came and they're, they're, they didn't do anything. And they're, like, swatched because on the fucking walls.

Right. That's insane to me. It is really crazy. Anyway. As they're going through their van, they find the like siphoning materials, like a gas jug and tubing. And Darcy's like, okay, this is good. This is good. We can use this.

And he says, is there no trespassing sign out front? And says there's a beware of dog sign. And he's like, okay, this is good. This is good. We can use this. And he says, is there a no trespassing sign out front? And says there's a beware of dog sign. And he's like, even better. They like are doing fast talking and like making plans and it's kind of confusing, but you just get the sense that like, they've got a fucking plan that they're going to execute quickly

and it's not good. So now back at the green room gabe is on the other side of the door in the hallway talking to them and he tells justin to give them the gun and justin's like what what the fuck are you talking about like they're trying they're gonna rush me and like they're they're trying desperately to get out and he says take the bullets out and give them the gun like don't shoot them don't shoot them and so big justin empties the bullets out of his gun hands them the gun and they're they're talking to gabe through the door and they're they're like where are the cops and he says it takes a out here. Like, we're out in the middle of nowhere. It, like, takes them a while.

They didn't see the cops come at all? They didn't see them come, no. Did they see the fake stab? Not the fake stabbing, but the, like, side stabbing? Probably not. No. No. The band?

No. No. Okay. No. The green room is, like, in the back of this bar, and there's no windows or anything. So, it's like as far as the band knows gabe is like sort of on their side and it's just like hang tight the cops are coming okay yeah and i will say gabe has the like friendliest vibe out of any of them everyone else is like

a nazi you can trust um what about dan the brothers of the guy? Daniel. Daniel. We don't know where he is right now. He's not really in the picture. We saw him outside kind of greet them. And he was with those girls? Yes. Okay. We haven't seen him since.

Yeah, we haven't seen him since. So we're not sure where he is right now. And inside the band is also kind of having this conversation. Who knows we're here? Like, no one that gives a shit. Like, no one fucking knows we're here. And they're yelling through the wall. Like, we're not opening the door until the cops get here.

Like, we're not fucking opening that door. Reese is kind of like, the longer that we stay here, like, the worse our situation is. And so we need to, need to start making some moves. And they rush Big Justin. And it takes three of them to wrestle him down. And Reese gets him in kind of a head slash arm lock, holding his arm at an angle where he could break his arm easily and has his legs wrapped around his neck. angle where he could break his arm easily and has his like legs wrapped around his neck and darcy is now also on the other side of the door with gabe and we hear them kind of hearing this commotion darcy's yelling like what's going on in there they're the reason they rushed him is because they want to get the bullets from him out of his pocket for the gun they get the bullets. So now Sam is holding the loaded gun, aiming it at Justin. And Reese is holding him in a headlock, in a bind. Darcy's pissed. He hits Gabe and says, well, we're going to have to do it here and we'll stage it up the road. Oh, God. Oh, God. up the road oh god oh god then darcy and gabe go back into the like office area and to clark the guy that's like in charge of the money i guess and says have you fed them yet today a lot of like

sentences that we don't like and says no like they'll they'll be able to do their job they're professionals oh god and he says like you'll be paid you'll be paid handsomely and then he says find daniel um we need some of the squad red laces only and this is something that was in the trivia that i saved for right now red boot laces are mentioned a couple of times red boot lace color is an important signal in skinhead culture indicating the wearer has shed blood for the skinhead movement jesus fucking christ racist skinheads will often randomly attack non-whites to earn their red laces. Wow. That's so fucked.

Yeah. Yeah. So I didn't know what that meant while I was watching the movie. But yeah, he says like red laces only. And. Well, now we fucking know. Now we fucking know and it's not good. It's not good. Emily, Emily, it's not good it's not good

Emily it's only gonna get worse now I'm just spiraling about just like the fact that that's a real thing like fucking skinheads who all exist it's very real I don't know keep going

it's gonna get a lot worse I'll tell you that okay really cool we haven't even gotten to the bad stuff yet I don't know. Keep going. It's going to get a lot worse, I'll tell you that. Okay. Really cool. We haven't even gotten to the bad stuff yet. Okay. Okay. So, back in the green room, Pat kind of turns to Amber

and says, I'm going to search her pockets. Like, is that okay? Like, basically asking her. You can tell that they're close friends and her friend has died and he wants to search her pockets and she nods at him and says that's okay and he finds

the thing that Daniel had given her and it's a folded up napkin that says Fleischwolf on it and they're kind of like Fleischwolf what the fuck is that nobody really knows what it means but that's all she has on her um they ask amber are there any ways any other ways out of this room and she says no um they turn to big justin and say empty out your pockets uh he empties them out and then they're like no turn like turn them inside out so we can actually see that they're empty

and he does and there was a hidden box cutter and throws a box cutter on the floor oh god my least favorite weapon it's one of the worst blades

oh it's a horrible blade and the name itself a box cutter it's a horrible blade. And the name itself, a box cutter. It's so little and sharp. It's so little and sharp. And so they get the box cutter from him. And then the power goes out. No, come on. And it's completely dark.

And they all kind of freak out for a second. But we see that Reese sees light coming from below the floorboards. And he's kind of looking at that. And then Amber lights a lighter and makes Big Justin smoke a cigarette. Like hands him a cigarette and is like, just keep an eye eye on where that, where the, where the glowing part is. Smart. It is pretty smart. And maybe he'll really,

really, really quickly die of lung cancer. Maybe this is the one, the straw that breaks the camel's back. Could be, could be fingers crossed. Fingers crossed. And pretty quickly,

the power comes back on. Reese is saying like, so there's something under the floorboards. Like I saw daylight. Like maybe there's a way out if we like break through the floor. Maybe there's a crawl space underneath or something. Outside, we see Darcy coming back into the bar. He kind of walks up on stage and everyone cheers for him.

Like everybody knows who he is. He's clearly. Oh, right. There's still like regular people in clearly oh right there's still like there's still like there's still like 50 people in the bar yeah and it's loud and there's like metal like thrash metal playing the whole time like very stressful and loud okay okay yeah darcy is now real like realizing like we got to get everybody out of here so he gets up on the stage and he's like we had a power outage we can't get the whatever back on. So we're just going to call it for today. Like, come back tomorrow. We'll have free, free, free entry and hell, like free drinks from 12 to 2. And everyone cheers and they're excited and everyone starts filing out.

think they're going to talk and he says i think they have other priorities and pulls some baggies of heroin out of a safe and is like give them this and tell them that can be like in exchange for them laying low for a few days until this all blows over so gabe walks out to the car where they are hands them the heroin and they just kind of like nod and they're like, okay, yeah. So, I guess they're not going to talk. I mean, they're the ones that killed her, so. Yeah. Yeah, I don't understand why they are worried about them talking.

I guess they don't want them to brag about murdering someone or something? I think it implicates them because they know that it happened on their property like it would be like you right and they protected them yeah got it okay that makes sense darcy and gabe go back to the green room door so they're again having this conversation through the door again pat's like where are the fucking cops man and he says the cops oh pat he says the cops have come and gone it got complicated and there and darcy like starts talking quietly which i think is interesting he's like my voice is getting a little hoarse like is it okay if i talk like this like at a regular volume and they're like they're like yeah and for some reason that's like scarier i'm just like calmly quietly like

talking to them through the door rather than like yelling it's stressful and so he and he says and can we please just choose like one person to talk to me so i'm not like talking to five people at once. And so they elect Pat as kind of the spokesperson. And Pat is like, just to be clear, like the police are coming back. Right. And Darcy says the police have come, come and gone. And he says, well, that's what concerns us, man. Oh, honey. And Darcy says, you know know here are the facts like we have we have a lot of we have a lot of guns here we have a lot of guns and we outnumber you and we just want you gone like we don't want you

hurt but you just need to get the fuck out and you need to get out of here and he's like how do we know they have guns like they might be lying and amber is like oh my god they have fucking guns says they absolutely like one million percent have guns also like it's not a real offer for sure right but take the offer what are you fucking okay man i'm i'm gone i'm gone um so then he also darcy yells in that gun is unregistered and like i didn't want that gun in the picture to begin with so like can you throw the gun out and amber says ask if you can like trade the gun for a cell phone and they're like no like no way just give us the gun and then darcy says for all i know like i come my bar and there's an out of town band here with an unregistered gun and a dead girl and a hostage. And like, I think I'm within my rights to protect my bar.

And they're all like, oh, fuck, man, we're so fucked. We're so fucked. And so they decide they have to, they're like, okay, we'll give you the gun. We're going to keep the ammo. And Darcy says, fine, safer for everyone. That's fine. Just, like, hand it out. And they tell Big Justin to lay back down.

They put him back in a headlock for the moment that the door will be open. And what leverage do they think they have in this? I think they say that. They think they're like, we have no leverage. They don't. Why are we locking? Like, why don't we just like go like, OK, let us go. Yeah.

What are they trying to get out of the situation except just to leave? Just let us. yeah what are they trying to get out of the situation except just to leave just let us i think they're maybe thinking they can get out through the floorboards so that they don't have to go out and face them head on okay yeah they're just sort of generally just kind of buying time i guess yeah okay okay okay and so they're like okay we're gonna hand you the hand you the gun like step back from the door there's like a little like um vent at the bottom of the door so they're like, okay, we're going to hand you the gun, like step back from the door. There's like a little like vent at the bottom of the door so they can see their feet. And so Amber crouches down and looks and sees that Darcy does step back away from the door. He's like, yeah, get away from the door. He opens it a little bit and can't like quite fit his hand out.

He's like, I'm just going to throw it. And he's like, okay, that's fine. And he opens it a little bit more. And as the angle of the vent turns, Amber sees like two more sets of boots standing right next to the door. And she says, they're going to kill us. They're going to kill us.

And at that moment, all three of them like bust at the door and you see someone just grabs Anton Yelchin's arm with the gun. And there's a struggle and they're trying to close the door and they're trying to get the gun. And you hear Anton Yelchin just start screaming and screaming and screaming and screaming. And it's this big, very stressful moment. And they're telling him, hold on to the gun, hold on to the gun. That's like why he's screaming, because they're like, we need a weapon. They're going to try to kill us. Hold on to the gun. And eventually they get Anton Yelchin's arm back and are able to lock the door.

and are able to lock the door. Anton Yelchin is screaming bloody murder. And we get a look at that arm, and he has been sliced in like eight different places. And his hand is almost completely off. It's dang, they've gone through the bone. And his whole arm, his whole hand is flopped off. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is so bad. This is also the worst for Emily. Oh, my God. It's so bad. And he has lost the gun, obviously.

But that's why they were like, that's why it's so deep was he tried to hold on to the gun for so fucking long that they almost cut his entire hand off he's screaming tiger's trying to calm him down he's like breathe breathe breathe he's like completely losing it obviously everyone is screaming and like panicked sam's like put pressure on it put pressure they like wrap towels around it it's like you can see like the fat in the arm like it's like oh my god oh my god oh my god it's really very bad the makeup is like incredible though i mean it looks so real it's so so bad this is the part that i remember the most oh there's a few other parts but this is the part when i was like wrapping presents where i was just like jesus fucking christ i oh my god it's so horrifying oh my god so they they slide a couch in front of the door and like barricading themselves in. Oh yeah, that'll work. And you just hear Darcy say, this will be over soon, gentlemen.

And you hear them like walk away. And then at that moment, Big Justin gets up, says, I'll fucking kill you. He grabs that box cutter and he goes for Amber. Amber and the two other guys Tiger and Reese grab him like each kind of by one arm and are yelling at Amber like grab the box cutter grab the box cutter they've like grab they're grabbing his arm holding it still so she's able to rip the box cutter out of his hand and then again Reese gets him in a like choke hold this time and is strangling him and says to Sam, tell me when he's out. Tell me when he's out. We see him pass out.

And Sam says he's out. And then five seconds later, he he bursts back awake. And she's like, he's not out. He's not out. Strangles him again. He like Big Justin, like throws up while he's being strangled. He's like choking on vomit. And then he passes out for real.

And Amber is staring at him. And he says, Sam says, how do we know? How do we know when it's when he's dead or something? How do we know when it's long enough? And Amber takes the box cutter and slices open his stomach. And it's like butter. Like it doesn't. They don't even put a sound effect in it.

It's just like a clean slice. And his whole stomach just opens up. Why would you do that? And they're all I mean, you can tell that Amber's like fucking pissed. Like she hates these people. They just killed her friend. Do we ever get a moment? Are we going to get? I'm sorry. I'm screaming. I'm like losing my mind.

Are we going to get a moment where they say like, hey, Amber, what happened? Why are you here? Why are you here? How did your friend die? Like tell us what you fucking know. Yeah we'll get some more info. They like don't trust her right now and. Cause I feel like that's

question number one for me. Yeah question number one. How'd this start? And the stomach. Don't cut open someone's stomach and you're done trapped in the room with. Thank you. Come on. Just slice that throat.

This room. Oh, this room is bad. There's a lot of bad stuff in this room. Bad room. This room smells bad. This room is bad. Outside, Darcy is talking to the red laces, I guess. There's about 10, 10 or 12 guys outside. He's

basically giving them some ground rules and saying no guns. He's collecting their guns. He says blades only. Great. Absolutely wonderful. Emma's favorite.

I absolutely love to hear that. Inside we see Pat is losing a lot of blood um his face is getting very pale he's not well and outside clark pulls up with some dogs some some pip do they look hungry some pit bulls some hungry looking pit bulls yes they do and uh reese and tiger start kind of trying to break through the floorboards to see if they can get out that way they use a lamp to smash through it they're finally able to smash through the floor um again they're like there's sunlight coming and sam's like no like what fucking time is it like it's not and Amber's like no it's not it's not sunlight

that's not sunlight and they go in and it is a drug lab and it's all fluorescent lights down there no daylight it is a heroin lab and so they kind of go oh this is fucking why like this

it's not about us they don't want cops coming here because there's a fucking huge drug lab here sam is like desperately looking for an exit down here there is one little ladder that goes up to an exit but it's locked from the outside we see that they have locked locked them in they've locked all the doors from the outside and she's like can we crawl through the vents that he's uh reese is like this there's there's six inch vents like good luck like we're not fucking fitting through there and they climb back up into the green room on his way up tiger grabs um a roll of duct tape and takes it to start taping up Pat's arm. He tapes it up really tight, but oh my God, I can't think about having to take that tape off.

It's so... Sammy! Sammy, no! That's all I could think of. We're not going to see it. We're not going to see it come off, but imagine that that's got to happen. That's awful. That's the plan. no no well hopefully it's done at a hospital and they put you yeah and he's not awake yeah yeah or we're just amputating the arm maybe yeah he's not he's

not keeping that yeah he's not keeping that hand yeah oh god reese says okay we we're fucking leaving like we're getting out of here we just gotta go sam is like no like we need we're not prepared we're not ready and reese says what do you think they're fucking doing out there like they're getting ready like the longer we wait the worse our chances are we need to just fucking rush them and yeah like we're probably not all gonna survive but hopefully we don't all die like our only chance is just to fucking go for it oh my god this is so awful and sam says something like why don't why didn't they just shoot us through the doors like why why aren't they why haven't they shot us yet and pat says they need us found, not like we can't go missing. They need our bodies found.

And he says, when Reese says we got to go out there like guns blazing, basically, except they only have one little handgun. Pat says, got to do it like paintball, like with Rick Silva when we went paintballing. We didn't have enough people to fill out the team, so they paired us against these military guys. And the first two rounds, we just got fucking demolished. Not a single casualty on their side. They just destroyed us. I was just cowering in the corner until they came and like shot me with the paint paint balls and and then um reese is like okay we don't have fucking time for this story like let's go and amber is like looking at him and

was that a pep talk and he's like yeah yeah it's okay it's all right like we can go and yeah no i'm good i feel good i feel good he's getting loopy losing a lot of blood and they're doing their best to kind of get weapons like gear up with weapons like sam grabs one of the fluorescent light tube tubes and smashes it so she kind of has like a little stabby thing and um one of them fluorescent light tube tubes and smashes it. So she kind of has like a little stabby thing. And, um, one of them has the gun. They kind of take like a broken chair leg or something.

Someone tries to hand something to Pat and he's like, no thanks. I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna run. You're like, okay. Um, and Sam says,

fuck it. Simon and Garfunkel. And they're like, what and sam says fuck it simon and garfunkel and they're like what she's like that's my desert island bandit simon and garfunkel and reese says mine's prince and great and amber says madonna and slayer and they're all like pumped up feeling good they're like let's fucking do it they open the door no one's standing right there they um make their way down the hall the bar's empty and they're kind of like slowly stepping through walking towards the front door and in that front door comes clark with a pit bull and unleashes it and says fuss and the dog charges at tiger and uh they try to shoot at it i think they do hit it but it doesn't stop it and it oh boy does it rip tiger's throat out you see all of it it shows it just goes straight for the throat and could like

choose through his whole neck you see his neck like open up basically and oh my god i have to tell my mom not to listen to this episode yeah no this is not for moms this is not for moms this one's not for moms and i wasn't sure until right now and so everyone is screaming they're screaming for tiger but he is he's done for it so they all kind of scatter and reese finds a small little window and opens it and is able to kind of squeeze himself through and he drops out of it and immediately there's two people there and just stab stab him like a whole bunch of times and the guy the guy that's stabbing him gabe then runs up and like pulls him off of him and he's like that's enough and you can see the

guy that was stabbing him was like very thrilled to be stabbing him and gabe is like man like fucking stop like you got him dude you like stabbing too much we got to talk about that later there's a correct amount of stabbing and then there's too much stabbing you've crossed a line you've crossed a line here after the pit bull kills tiger it goes for amber and she is on the stage she like runs onto the stage and it gets her leg and she knocks her over and it's like chewing into her leg and she's screaming and she grabs like a mic stand and she's hitting it with the mic stand and the mic falls out and lands on a speaker and makes like really loud feedback. That's how you fuck with a dog. And the dog stops. And then Anton Yelchin, Pat, excuse me, walks up and just holds the mic to it. Like close so it gets louder. And the dog runs out.

If only all of their enemies were dogs. If only. It'd be solved. And he grabs a set list from the ground. And he sees that cow catcher's set list had a song called Fleischwolf. Aha. Sam tries to open one door. She grabs a fire extinguisher.

She opens a door and there's a guy there with a machete and she uses the fire extinguisher. He kind of stumbles backwards, gets it all in his eyes, and she just locks the door again behind him he's like okay well i can't go out that way fire extinguisher is a good weapon yeah yeah because you can hit them with it and once it empties it's less of a good weapon but that's smart yeah um and so pat and amber kind of run back towards the green room and meet up with Sam there. Sam says they're fucking everywhere. Where's Tiger? Where's Reese?

And they shake their head. No, like they didn't make it. She's like, fuck, fuck, fuck. Like and they just decide they just go back in the green room and lock it behind him again and push the couch in front. And they're like, that didn't fucking work. Like there's too many of them. in front and they're like that didn't fucking work like there's too many of them and then he shows sam the set list and says fly shwolf is on the set list and amber says it means meat grinder and yeah it's their one of their songs and outside we see amber what's your deal what does it mean

so okay so in the green room it it's Amber, Sam and Pat. Yeah. Okay. All right. Got it. And. Our only survivors. Yeah.

And so then outside, we see that they're going to send in Daniel. So Daniel has his red laces, apparently. So he's in this inner circle and way different from Tony's inner circle. A very different circle. A very different circle. Don't even want to be associated with the term inner circle. This is not an inner circle. It's not a circle.

It's a group. It's a fucking, yeah, group. It's a group. A hate group. It's a hate group. And Daniel hasn't really been around and doesn't totally know what's going on. He's like, what's fucking going on? And he says, Darcy says, they killed one of our own.

And he says, which one or who? And Gabe turns to him and says, Emily. And you see Daniel look really mad. He's like, well, what are we fucking doing? Like, let's get in there. Let's go fucking kill them. And Darcy, is like, no guns, blades only. Sloppy's fine. Try not to hit the bone. And he turns to Clark and is like, can we send another dog in there? Can we send two dogs in there? Fucking finish the job. And he says, if I send two fight dogs in there, what do

you think they're going to do? It's like, I can only send one at a time and we need to kill that feedback first. So someone needs to go in first, get the mic off of there. Daniel's like i can only send one at a time and we need to kill that feedback first so someone needs to go in first get the mic off of there daniel's like i'll fucking go in and so daniel and one other guy go in and they both have like machetes and they make their way to the green room bust the door down and immediately he's like he's like where's emily where the fuck's emily and amber points to her and it's like which one of you fucking did it and she says worm did it and he's like bullshit and she's like what the fuck did they tell you like like worm did it that was that's the whole thing that's why we're all here they let worm go and they're gonna kill us because we saw him fucking do it and you see daniel kind of like figuring it

out and the other guys like what what's going on what's going on right now like what's happening and um amber says they killed her because they found out that she was gonna leave but she didn't tell them that she was going to leave with Daniel. And so we find out that Daniel and Emily were planning on leaving this. That's why he couldn't talk about crashing at the brothers because they, uh-huh. So Daniel tells the other guy to leave he's like get out of here and the other guy's pretty confused and he doesn't know what's going on and he just he leaves and goes outside and he goes up to darcy and he's like they're just fucking talking like i don't know what's

happening right now and darcy puts it together and turns to gabe and like, what's going on with Daniel and Emily? And he said, nothing concrete. But yeah, it did seem like they were planning something. And he goes to, he finds Daniel's car and opens up the trunk and finds all their stuff packed. And he's like little lovebirds, like shaking his head. And then he finds a baseball bat wrapped in plastic in like an aluminum bat and basically says like do you recognize this and gabe's like no and he's

like this this was supposed to disappear last year like they were basically planning to like turn them in for something this is like evidence of a previous crime and so he kisses gabe and he's like he's like worm fucking saved us saved us all like this would be really bad if they had gotten out with this so daniel kind of joins their team now and he's like all right like i know something you guys don't know like follow me and goes walk they walk out to the bar and he pulls out a big shotgun from below the bar and a bunch of bullets. And actually, no, he just pulls out bullets and he's reaching for where a shotgun would be. And he gets shot in the side of the head.

And his whole face gets blown off. And the shotgun was there with the bartender. was there with the bartender and Amber again, grabs a mic stand and like knocks the shotgun out of the guy's hand. Pat grabs a machete and machetes him in the throat and they kill him and grab the shotgun from him. And at that moment, Clark comes in with another dog. They aim the shotgun right at them and Clark goes out and he

like realizes now they have two guns and so he doesn't let the dog in. He just steps back out. We hear Darcy say now you can shoot Amber and Daniel just not the other two. Like we need

forensics doesn't matter for Amber and Daniel for some reason I don't totally get why but like disappear them yeah I guess narrative yeah yeah and Amber Sam and Pat are like we got to just fucking move like we've got guns this is our best

chance like word our chances aren't getting any better as time goes on so like let's just fucking go so they go they just go out the front door there's like seven now of the red laces and they just have like a shootout darcy yells don't shoot don't shoot the don't shoot them like you only shoot amber amber gets shot in the leg and then clark uh six the dog on them again. Dog gets Sam right at that throat again. Oh, my God. And Pat and Amber just run back inside.

They're like, oh, fuck. They run back in back into that green room. Yeah. And lock the door again behind them. Luckily, I've turned a corner with this movie, you guys. I've turned a corner. And now I'm fully desensitized. Great.

So, okay. The dog killed someone else. For me. But I do think for me personally, it hopefully won't. Can't get worse than the hand. The hand, I think, is the worst part. Yes. That's the hand in the first dog. i really didn't like the visual of the dog

taking a throat out that was well i'm not picturing it i was not a good that was not a good situation those are two those are the two worst parts i think right so we're just gonna have fun from here on out from here on out. They're back in the green room. They're taping up her leg. She's been shot and bitten by a dog. She's kind of limping around.

They're both not doing well. She gets shot in the same leg that she got bit on? I think actually different legs. She's really not good. And Darcy's getting pissed. It's like almost morning time. It's like getting close to dawn. And he's like, this should be fucking done already.

We got to really like move quick. We got to start cleanup. So he takes Clark and another guy and they start leaving and he leaves Gabe and two other guys in charge. He's like, go in there and fucking finish it. And they leave one of the dogs with two. And the dog has been shot from the first attack. And Clark, like, injects it with something and says this should keep him alive for another hour. And, like, it would mean a lot to me if he died with meat in his teeth.

And so he wants him to go in for one final kill. And... People are horrible. Before Darcy leaves, he gives Gabe some red laces and says you earned these tonight or he said you already earned these before but tonight you know sealed it and gives

Gabe the laces and then he heads out with Clark and another guy to go start the cleanup and staging Amber and Pat are sitting on the couch and Amber says hey I want the rest of your pep talk. And Pat says, oh, well, yeah, we were just like completely, or he says, well, it doesn't really apply anymore. And she's like, that's okay. I just want to hear it. And he's like, well,

we were completely like, we were just getting our asses kicked. And she's like that's okay i just want to hear it and he's like well we were completely like we were just getting our asses kicked and she's like sounds like it applies he's like we were getting our asses kicked and then eventually my buddy rick silva was just like i'm just gonna fucking do it and he just ran out didn't care how many times he got shot he just like they opened the gate and he just ran straight to their den and just fucking shot him and we all followed and it was like we were playing real war and we just fucking went all out all offense and uh then we won we won the last round and it's like but we can't play we can't do real we can't do real war here and she says well let's pretend and she walks over well bumbles over with her two fucked up legs gets a sharpie turns back to him says let's pretend uh then we see gabe and the two guys come into the bar the two

guys are being tasked with uh killing pat and amber and gabe is starting to clean up the bodies like he starts with behind the bar the dead bartender and daniel and he's like power washing shit and amazing that that bar is still so gross you gotta really clean it to get those bodies out and so the two two guys bust down this door and pat is just standing there and facing away from the door and they have a gun now they only have three bullets they said that before they came in and clark says good you have you have one extra like go fucking finish it and so now they can use guns yeah i guess he says forensic is forensics isn't a concern anymore is what darcy basically just maybe just trying to fucking end it yeah okay it's a bigger problem

if they're not dead by the morning yeah um and so he pat turns around and we see that he has like sharpied like camo on his face. He has buzzed his head as well. And he's like wearing. When did he have time to do that? I mean, I think they were gearing up. They're playing war now. I guess in a room at a Nazi bar, there's probably clippers. Yeah.

They're all skinheads. Yeah. And yeah, they have to psych themselves up okay and he's got his like jacket on now and he looks fucking ready and he turns around and then he jumps into the drug lab part and start he's got a machete and he's just start screaming and like swinging the machete like he's just like ah like making noise like nobody's down there he's just like trying to be like i'm fucking ready like come on down and they are like kneeling at the edge of the entrance to the drug lab he said one of the guys says the other guy like give me the shotgun he's like no i got the

shotgun and he's like well then you fucking go down there like guy, like, give me the shotgun. He's like, no, I got the shotgun. And he's like, well, then you fucking go down there. Like, no. And so he gives him the shotgun and the guy drops down with the shotgun. And he's like slowly walking. And we see that Pat has now ducked in a little corner in the back of the drug lab. And the guy's like moving closer to him and we see the guy up in the green room like kneeling looking over the little ledge into the drug den and from behind him we see amber coming out from underneath the couch cushions like she was hiding in the bottom of the couch and she also has her face painted all camo and she like sneaks out quietly we see she's got a box cutter in hand

and downstairs we see the guy with the shotgun kind of he's like he he realizes that this isn't like a good situation he like starts backing up and he says to the other guy he's like he said go get gabe like we need two people down here and two people up there like we need we need more people in this and as he like turns up to look at his friend amber dives right in and slits that throat and as she does that, he he shoots up at her and she like steps back. He doesn't get her. But then she yells down, Pat, he only has two shots left. Like they're counting his bullets. And then she sprays the fire extinguisher down there.

So it gets like cloudy and hard for him to see. fire extinguisher down there so it gets like cloudy and hard for him to see and uh then two legs like come down from the front and he like turns his shotgun towards it and then he's like nice fucking try and she was like dangling his friend's legs through the entrance to try to get him to shoot another shot and she drops that his body down and then the guy starts going back to try to get pat again and starts making his way towards the back and pat makes a noise and kind of like charges out at him with the machete and then kind of falls back and he shoots at him and misses and she says only one left and we see legs come down like she's climbing in and he turns and shoots again and hits the legs and it was emily's dead body and and then we see her up at the top saying zero left. So he has no bullets left.

And she has a gun now from I guess the other guy had a gun like a handgun. Pat charges at the guy downstairs with the machete or no. Pat gets the shotgun from him and starts loading it up with more shells because he has shotgun shells in his pockets that they had gotten up from the bar upstairs. But he can't load it very quickly his arms so super fucked up and so then the guy is like charging at him and they're like wrestling for the shotgun pat is like screaming in pain because he's trying to hold it like with his fucked up arm and he's like pulling it against his fucked up arm and uh amber drops down and with the handgun shoots him in the neck and the head he topples over he's dead and blood squirts from his bullet holes and she says i got him yeah damn amber coming through jesus christ so then they're then they climb out from the from the drug lab and Gabe comes into the green room in his like cleaning outfit.

It's like wearing gloves and an apron. And he looks pretty shocked to see them. But he doesn't make any move to to attack them or anything he says if i had known and then she she's they've got the shotgun and a handgun now and they're pointing it at him and they say any more dogs he says no oh by the way the sorry that i forgot to the dog that had they had brought in they had put more feedback on in their room. In the green room, there was a microphone. So they just did the same trick again.

And the dog freaked out and got away from the two guys. So it just ran outside. So it's just like in the woods now. So there's no more dogs. She says, any more people? No, no more people. says any more people no no more people it's just gabe and so they basically lead him at gunpoint out of the bar and they're walking with him and they walk into the woods and he's like are you gonna kill me and she says like we're gonna go to the

orchard we're to call the police. And as they're walking through the woods, they hear a gunshot. And he said, Pat says, what's that? And Daniel or excuse me, Gabe says. You don't want to you don't want to see what they're doing over there. Trust me. And Pat says, did you see my friends die all three of them and he says i saw two out of three of them die the third one we saw that actually reese didn't fully die after they stabbed him he's still like choking on his blood

and and darcy had said like just let him bleed a later time of death is better for us um and so pat says i think i'm i think i'm gonna go over there and pat and amber says you go to the or she's talking to to gabe she says you go to the orchard and call the fucking police or i'll find you and i'll kill you and he says i will like i i will i promise i will and um why are we trusting gabe all of a sudden that doesn't make any sense like does like it seems like he knew about um daniel and amber and didn't say anything like he was watching them in the beginning so he like he's a good nazi he's he's he's not the worst of of them okay sure and he says something when they first see him i i thought he says i want to go to jail but i put you might want to be released from this right like this life seems very bad like i feel

like after this night i would be like fuck Like, I'd rather go to jail. I'd rather be in jail than in this fucking. Under this guy's thumb. Yeah. But I turned closed captions on and it said, I don't want to go to jail. But I think he says I want to go to jail. Anyways, I feel like it makes more sense. Anyway, so I'm not sure. But he does seem like more trustworthy than any of the other ones.

Okay. And Amber says, I'm going with you to Pat and to Gabe. She's like, you go to the orchard, you call the cops. And Pat's like, all right, let's do it. like all right let's do it and we see them climb down this little hill and they see they're a van with clark and one of the other guys kind of cleaning things up kind of wiping things down or whatever and clark has one of the dogs and um pat sneaks up and points a gun at the guy number one and amber sneaks up on clark and the dog and points is got them with the shotgun and pat says to the guy like give me your gun and he says i don't have a gun and he says i'm gonna shoot you either way so you better fucking give me a gun like if even if you don't have one i don't care like

and the guy gives him a gun and he's like um he makes him throw it and is then taking him at gunpoint they're kind of walking and amber makes clark tie up the dog and they're walking both of them at gunpoint towards the van further up down the road is on the ground, all with their dog bites and stab wounds. And we see the beware of dog sign on the gate. And we see Darcy has set it up to be that they were siphoning gas from this other car. They were siphoning gas from this other car. And so there's like a setup where the like tube is going into this other car and they're all their bodies are like strewn about beside the car. And Darcy turns around, sees them coming at gunpoint. And Pat says like this, you wouldn't use a rag here.

Rag is to seal it. Like, this looks bad, and, like, pulls it out. And then Clark kind of makes a fast move. He's like, well, trying to, like, I don't know, do something, and Amber just shoots him in the stomach, and Pat kind of turns to her and is like, we're doing that? She's like, why did you think we came down here? And he's like, I don't know.

I thought we were going to mess with the crime scene. And she says, I thought we could make a new crime scene. And the other guy goes and stands with Darcy and they both have their hands up and Amber and Pat both have their guns drawn facing at both of them and Pat says, it's funny. You were so scary at night. It's like dawn now. It's

getting light outside. And Darcy turns to run and they shoot both of them a whole bunch of times. They shoot Darcy like four times and he pulls a gun out and turns to shoot back but they shoot him in the in the head at the last second and he he like fires a shot but it he misses them and they both die and that's the last of the nazis

wow okay wow i wasn't expecting them to to pull that off but wow and then we see gabe get to the orchard and he tells people there he says we he just says we need the police we need the police so the police are being called and then we see um cow catcher in their little drug den and they're dead he has given them poisoned heroin that makes sense and that was darcy's plan for them so they're all dead and we see pat and amber now sitting on the side of the road, basically waiting for the cops. And the pit bull that has gotten loose is walking towards them. And it's looking like really sad. I mean, it's not it's like dying and doesn't look aggressive at this moment. But they both pull their guns and like pull the triggers and they don't have any bullets left.

So they both are just like click, click, click. triggers and they don't have any bullets left so they both are just like click click click and the dog just walks right past them and it goes and lays with clark the owner and just lays on him and then they're sitting there and pat says i know what it is and ambrose says what you know what is he says my, my band. My Desert Island band. And she goes, tell someone who gives a shit. And that's the end of the movie. What?

What is this fucking movie? Wow. Wait, what? What? I do not know how you recover from that experience. That is a fucking. I don't believe that you do. I don't think so.

Insane thing to happen to a person. Wow. I hated it. I didn't hate it as much as I hated funny games. But it was close. I really did not enjoy having to listen to everything that happened in that movie it's tough it's tough for sure it's pretty relentless damn i mean it's just yeah it's non-stop and you know what i mean now but it's just like your adrenaline

just is coursing the whole time yes it's definitely adrenaline fueled yeah um wow oof oof the performances are great i mean obviously this is not this is not an easy movie i don't know if it's double i guess it's maybe double black time it's definitely deep end it's a deep end one so it's not a starter horror film no you know there are some there in some ways it's like worse than saw because in saw at least it's there's it's all orchestrated in advance and there's kind of this like it's almost corny in a way parts of it um and this is just like psychopathic people being psychopath And this is just, like, psychopathic people being psychopaths to each other.

This is also much gorier than Saw. As we talked about before, Saw doesn't actually really show anything, really. And that this is just entirely, like, wrong place, wrong time. Like, they didn't, like, do anything to get,

I mean, they made a bad choice to take the gig at the nazi bar but like it they just happened to walk into a room and see something they shouldn't have seen and then they all died i guess in a horrible way in a horrible long drawn out way yeah yep oh boy and it was because she forgot her phone in the green room and leaving the phone i know it's like if you had your phone it would have been fine they were ushering them out they were like here you go here's your money leave oh my god because in all of these movies all you can do is try to put yourself like what you do of course is you're like what would i do in that situation right it's like i would definitely die no way i hope i hope we never find out i hope we never

find out i hope that for us oh that was a tough one that was a tough one but it's damn good well well you know what i am glad to have heard about it because it was one i knew i was going to have to eventually yeah and um now i know now what happens in it and i forgot that we were doing it until right before we started recording so in a way this was maybe the best way for me to go into it i didn't dread it because i forgot that i had to experience it so that's good yeah it's a combination of all my least favorite things it's it's could happen in real life it's real people doing real bad things it's a modern day which you know feels more like immediate to me um nazis gore not nazis evil evil nazis not the good kind blades too many blades so many blades a variety of blades so many blades dirty bar

oh yeah fluorescent gruesome deaths fluorescentirty bar. There were so many things about this. This I hated. Yeah. I hated it. Yeah. This one's a perfectly made for Henley to not like it. Oh, fuck. My, oh my.

All right. Well, there we go. There it is. We did it. We never have to do it again. We never have to do it again. We never have to do it again. And, you know, just a reminder that Nazis are real and Nazis are bad. Yeah.

Nazis are real and Nazis are bad. That's those are the facts. Those are the facts. Those are the facts. Fuck Nazis. So what's your guys' Desert Island band? Oh, good question. You know that I, like like don't understand how to listen

to me i was gonna say it's like not a very fun question for me because i notoriously don't like music yeah um i would probably say something really embarrassing like taylor swift i think i would say queen i or abba oh my god being on a desert island stranded and just dancing to ABBA sounds like really fun I like legitimate I don't think I listened I don't think I've listened to a single band in my whole life

now that you ask me that question alright that's crazy that's a crazy thing to say maybe like is this I don't know if this is kind of a band but like how do you say his name George Ben Jor he's like

um loungy like bossa nova like probably just vibes you know just some vibes vibes listeners don't get on us about i i just it music is overwhelming yeah it's true so i like music but i still said taylor swift

everyone would pick something embarrassing i think that's the secret to that question i mean britney spears is definitely in contention for me. Oh. Prince also is a really good answer. Prince is a good one. Legitimately. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Well, listeners, tell us your desert island bands. We'd love to know.

We'd love to know. And should we do a metal scream goodbye? Yeah, sure. Let's do that. Yeah, ready? Okay, yeah. Okay, from all of us here at too scary didn't watch first of all nazi punks off nazi punks off and

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