Too Scary; Didn't Watch - THE GUEST

Episode Date: May 26, 2021

Bar fights, mix CDs, and a dangerously hot visitor - we're recapping The Guest! Join us as we try to figure out what in the actual heck is happening in this movie!The Guest is available on Netflix - sexy shower scene is @ 27:23 00:00 - Episode starts21:11 - Trivia30:51 - Recap starts Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Emily, Henley, and Sammy. Advertise on Too Scary; Didn't Watch via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is Emily, Henley, and Sammy, and you're listening to Too Scary, Didn't Watch. Hi everyone, welcome to Too Scary, Didn't Watch, the horror movie recap podcast for those too scared to watch for themselves. I'm Emily, and I'm too scared to watch scary movies. I'm Henley, and I'm also too scared to watch scary movies. I'm Sammy, and I like watching scary movies, and I usually watch them so that you don't have to. But not today, baby. Not today, baby.

Not today. Baby, not today. Not today. But before we get into all of that stuff, what's up with us? Oh, boy, you guys, I went to a comedy show this week. What the fuck? You did? And it was so weird to be. It was an outdoor comedy show.

And they had said on the invitation, like, please, everyone still wear masks. Nobody wore masks. Oh, my God. Not a single person. everyone still wear masks nobody wore masks oh my god not a single person everyone there was they all looked like 16 but i'm pretty sure they were all in their 20s which is even weirder um and it was just me and jenna the oldest women there why did you go what how did this even happen where yeah what was the origin of this um one? One of Jenna's customers was doing stand-up there. And so...

Okay. And she was so funny. I can't remember her name now. God damn it. But Meg Stalter was also doing stand-up. Oh, hell yeah. Meg Stalter was there? Yeah.

I love her. She's so fucking funny oh my god but it was so weird that it's like getting to be time where you can pretty safely just be in a space with strangers it's all up close and personal again really weird it's really weird

did it feel kind of like back to normal at all did you feel a little semblance of 2019 a little bit did it feel like 2019 did it feel like 2019 did it feel like 2019 remember that year it did a little bit but except that i have the added anxious reflex of putting a mask on now like it just after a while of not wearing it i just started feeling like where's my mask i gotta put my mask on and I'm not even sure that it is related to being afraid of getting COVID I think it's I told was telling you guys already my mask has just become

like my blankie like a security thing that I just need for to feel like comfortable interesting do you think what would you do you think you'd have a different reaction if you'd been with someone who wasn't Jenna who was not wearing a mask if you'd been with someone who wasn't Jenna, who was not wearing a mask? If you'd been the only one who'd been like wanting to wear a mask? Do you know what I mean? I still would have had the impulse and I think I probably wouldn't have done it. No, I probably wouldn't have put it on because I would have felt like I'm not going to be the only loser without a mask. I need a buddy loser.

Yeah. Yeah, that's the weird thing about all of this is like the peer pressure aspect of it or the like being part of the crowd aspect of it um yeah we've talked about this a little bit but in my neighborhood in new york um you know it's been a couple weeks now i guess since the cdc announced that you could not wear masks outside if you wanted to. And now they've announced you cannot wear masks inside, which I think is causing like mass confusion for a lot of people. But in my neighborhood in New York,

like 99% of people are still wearing masks outside, like 100% of the time. And I, I'm honestly like, you know, I don't know if this is a controversial topic, but like I'm a little frustrated by it because I'm like, you want to go back. The CDC says we don't have to wear masks like I'm if I was having a conversation with someone outside like that, I didn't really know that. Well, I would put a mask on like if I was in a close quarters with a bunch of people outside, I would put a mask on. Like if I was in a close quarters with a bunch of people outside, I would put a mask on. But like we're spread out. I'm just walking down the sidewalk. No one is near

me. Like, yeah, I feel like I should be able to take my mask off at this point, but I'm still not because I don't want to be the one asshole in my neighborhood not wearing a mask. Literally everybody in your neighborhood feels exactly the same way yeah that's the crazy thing is i bet we all are like fuck why won't anybody take their mask off and so we're all just silently seething like when will it be normal yeah because i really don't want to be the outlier i don't want to be the one person nobody does nobody does um who looks like they don't give a shit you know yeah yeah it's weird it like outside i feel like especially when you i mean we're you're vaccinated so there's that but like outside for sure

and i know they also said inside and i i've been it's so complicated because like if you're vaccinated yeah you're like you're good. But nobody knows who's vaccinated and who's not. And I was talking to my sister who has a one and a half year old. And she was like, well, now it just means there are less places I can go again because he's not vaccinated. Obviously, he's one and a half. And so entering a public space, not outside is different, but like entering a public space where people don't have to be masked. It's like only, you know, if you're doing if you're vaccinated or unvaccinated. But with her and her child, she doesn't know who in there is just an unvaccinated asshole

and who is a vaccinated person not wearing a mask. So then all these spaces become unsafe feeling again. And it was a layer of that I hadn't really considered. Right. That I was like, oh, shit. Yeah, that sucks. Like now you can't go places again because there will be unvaccinated i've just been like oh if you're unvaccinated that's your choice but like then there are people who can't be vaccinated for whatever reason and now they can't go places because they don't know who's an asshole and who's not and yeah and they also are speaking about the fact that you could you know go maskless inside as an incentive to get vaccinated as like, oh, well, now you have an additional reason to get vaccinated because it means you can go maskless inside. And it's like, that's great, except the honor people lie.

Like they're not checking. So what they're really saying is anyone can go maskless inside. And that is like, yeah, if you're an adult who's vaccinated or not and you've made your choice that's one thing but there are like people who who can't be and now they are at risk again in a way that they maybe haven't been you know it's just it's hard and we're still in it and it's getting a lot better but we're so like in an active pandemic and it's like really it's like really complicated. I know. I know. It's wild. It would be less so if we had like any sense of

doing things out of compassion for others and not out of like personal convenience or not. We don't know. Maybe that's not the American way. I know. It's just like not culture at all. And so like why would it be now? Of course it's not um yeah yeah individual freedom individual freedom that's all i care about that's all i care about let me do whatever the fuck i want i don't care how it makes you feel

i don't care being selfish is good it's a good thing um uh Do I have anything interesting to say about my week? Let's think about that. I really don't. But, you know, I will talk about a TV show I've been watching because why not? Because why the hell not? Have you guys heard of Zero Zero Zero? Yes. No.

Andrea Ricebro, right? Uh-huh. Yes. Our favorite person. Well, not our favorite. That's Toni Collette, but... Oh, right. She's up there.

She's up there. It's... Yeah, no. It's on Amazon Prime. I guess it's a limited series, which I didn't realize until I'm like six episodes in and now I'm very disappointed. I thought it was going to be. Also, side note, they're making so many limited series these days and it's fucking annoying. I'm like, I want I want to I want to be able to get into a show and have multiple seasons of the show. I feel like that's like how they get bigger movie stars to do it because it's like, well, it's just a season. that's like how they get bigger movie stars to do it because it's like well it's just a season right exactly but then it's disappointing for the viewers um and i feel like the limited series i've seen to have been better than basically other shows that are trying to be multiple seasons too

so it's doubly frustrating anyway it's limited series it's on amazon. It's about the cocaine trade. And they they track it through Italy, Mexico and the United States. And it's like basically different storylines in each of those locations. And it is fucked up. It is dark as hell. And but it's beautifully shot and really, really well done. shot and really really well done um the guy who directed it also did made the gamora the tv show um zero zero zero do you guys know about the book gamora no have you heard of this um so it's a guy who like infiltrated the italian mob um who helps who were part of the cocaine trade and wrote uh like a huge expose um book about it and then has now been targeted by the italian mob for doing so

obviously and has been in hiding for the past 10 years. And then he wrote another book called 000, which is what this TV show is based off of. Anyway, highly recommend. It's very good. It's pretty fucked up, really fucked up, but it's really, really entertaining. But I did watch, I saw my mom this past weekend and she just watched like the first 15 minutes of one of the episodes with me and Tim.

And she after 15 minutes, she was like, just make drugs legal. And I was like, I just need to show this. We just show this show to everyone. Maybe we'll turn the tides. You see how much damage it causes. Cats out of the bag on this one, guys. Like where there's nothing we can do about it. We better just make drugs legal. Cat's out of the bag on this one, guys. There's nothing we can do about it.

We better just make drugs legal. That's the only option we have. Do you criminalize it, baby? Mm-hmm. That's all I have to say about my week. I'm going to check that out. Yeah, Sammy, I think you'll like it. It's been on my list, but there's just so much TV, man. I get really overwhelmed. There's so much TV. think you'll like it. It's been on my list, but there's just so much TV, man. I get really overwhelmed.

There's so much TV. But I will watch it. There's so much TV, but also every time I sit down to watch TV, I'm like, I don't know what to watch. Yeah, same. Yes, 100%. It's because it's too much choice. It's overwhelming. And it's daunting.

Yeah, it's just, yeah. I'm on the same boat. Same boat. Same vessel. Same vessel. Same vessel. I had the most eventful week of the past 14 months. I went to a wedding. Yeah.

I went to a wedding. It looked so fun. And it was amazing. It was amazing. It was just a weekend with friends. We all stayed at the same hotel. It was only wedding guests at this hotel. It was like all outside in Palm Springs.

Everyone was vaccinated. It was like a dream thing. It was like I can't believe it happened and that we were able to do it. And I saw friends and had a party. It was so crazy. It was like, so it was so crazy. It was so fun. It was so fun. And,

and my friends who got married are just so lovely and so in love. And it just was like, really one of those weddings. You just like, feel so good about, you know, like everyone just feels so good to be there. And like,

man, it was, it was so cool. It was so cool. That's a very nice like first step step out truly more normal life of just like ah love

love exists love exists they like made it through this year and they did they got to have their wedding and we're all here for them and like yeah it was so also like I guess the only way to travel now is to just be in a hotel with only your friends. It was so cool to just leave your room in the morning to go get coffee and just see your friends walking out of their rooms and just say, oh, good morning. And walk to a pool.

Who's hanging out at this pool? Oh, it's my friends. Oh, who's hanging out over there? Oh, it's my friends. Like, it's just, man, it was ideal. It was ideal. And then my parents came out to visit. I hadn't seen them in a year and a half. And then I saw my parents. Wow. It's like, oh, I guess, I guess life is just back on. Like, on the one hand, it's, we're still, you know, like we were just saying, you gotta be careful and we need to be considerate of others and there's all this stuff. But on the other hand, it's like, we can do things again, kind of. And I just can't believe, I just can't believe, I just can't believe it.

It's really weird. It's really weird. Like, not, it's not coming naturally to me yet. Like, I'm still feeling like, oh, well like oh well the weekend like i'm staying home and then i'm like wait should i do something should i like try to see something that i haven't seen like i have the option the option option getting well i timed this perfectly you guys because i'm about to have a baby and i'm just gonna be self-quarantined for another however long it's going to last. So I am not.

Well, Tim and I are going to do our best to reemerge into the world. But like, it's going to be a strange transition. Well, baby's got antibodies and that is fucking cool. Yeah, the baby has antibodies. That's huge. That's really cool. And also, wait, Emily, we should just shout out that you made your dress for this wedding which is so impressive yeah it looked so beautiful you looked so great in it so much she's so talented

thank you she really is i guess this the wedding was like a 60s 60s theme yes it was like 60s Palm Springs my inspiration was Megan Draper the blue dress from the airport if anybody recalls it's a very good dress and that was my inspiration point I mean it's like a good and a bad thing because I'm already like so specific

and care so deeply about aesthetics that now that I can make things I'm I like you know I now that I can make things I'm I like you know I was like I can pick fabric I can pick the print I can pick exactly what it looks like I can make it exactly what I want so it's like in a way maybe not so healthy for my brain to be like everything's in my hands

but it was super fun and it and yeah the cool thing is I got to wear exactly what I wanted and it was super fun yeah that's awesome so cool it was great and it was super fun. Yeah, that's awesome. So cool. It was great. And it was great to see my parents surreal, just like, I mean, it's, you know,

we can do those things. It's crazy. We've made it in that respect. And that's something to celebrate. Something else to celebrate is that I watched the movie this week i it's a movie i've i had already seen um which is why i picked it i didn't have to watch

a new scary thing um it's the guest um it's honestly not that scary though when i watched it the first time i I was definitely scared. I was definitely scared. It's creepy. Yeah. When did you watch it the first time? In the past year, I think. I think in the pandemic, at least.

So it came out in 2014. It is directed by Adam Wingard. It's written by Simon Barrett, and it stars Dan Stevens. Dan Stevens! You know I love him! Micah Munro, Brendan Meyer, Sheila Kelly, Leland Orser, Lance Reddick, and Tabitha Shawn. And Lance Reddick also in the John Wick franchise.

Excuse me. I love Lance Reddick. Excuse me. He's from The Wire He's so fucking good I think of him first As being from the John Wick franchise It's important It's important he's great he's fucking great

Um It's great it's like uh it's listed as a horror Thriller it feels more like a thriller Um But I just wanted to do it on this podcast so I could talk about how good Dan Stevens looks in this movie. That is almost all I'm going to talk about. I'll try to tell you the plot, but I might get distracted. I have seen this movie and I saw it in theaters and it was the first thing I ever saw Dan Stevens in.

And so I was like damn this guy's so hot and then I was very confused when I like saw shots of him in Downton Abbey. I was like wait wait wait. This is that same guy? We literally it's crazy. It is so crazy because you know I love Dan Stevens. I love him no matter what. I love him in anything. I think he's a very beautiful man

but he's not like hot. Like Dan Stevens as a he's like a huge dork. If you see what he wears in the world, you're like, what is this guy doing? Like, who is this man? He's so weird. He's an incredible actor. But in this movie, this is a phrase that Joel said today that I was like, that's correct. Because I was like, he's hotter in this movie than he is.

Like he, so he transcends, this is is. So he transcends this is the line, he transcends himself in this movie. It is crazy how hot he is in this movie. It's crazy. This is kind of reminding me

how I feel about Cillian Murphy. That's who I'm talking about, right? Could be. I'm going to need more information, but Could be. Sure, it could be. I'm going to need more information, but I'm going to say it could be. I feel like when you see pictures of him like out in the real world, you're like, oh, nope.

We talked about this a little bit on our 28 Days Later episode. He's like such a specific type of hotness. I think he's incredibly hot all the time. I see pictures of him out on the street and I want to be married to him walking next to him on that street. You're still down.

I would like to be on that. I see him on the street. I would like to be on that street. He just has a very strong swagger and peaky blinders that it's not translated in the street style photos that I'm seeing. He's wearing like cargo shorts and has like tiny little white

legs and is like he's like such a little theater dork and then he really comes to life in Peaky Blinders anyway. It's like that Henley but it's different because because it's not swagger. It's not the character.

It's like physically he looks perfect in this movie. And I, like. What is that? Is it, like, the haircut? Is it the. Everything. It's. His.

He's got a slamming bod. His haircut is good. I think it's also. It's, like. I'll get to some of the trivia. They, like, wanted to make him, like. Like, oh, my. Like, you're, like, blinded by how hot he is.

And so, it's also, like. It's the way you're like blinded by how hot he is. And so it's also like, it's the way he's lit. It's the way he's shot. It's like, everything is going to making you be like, oh my God. Also again, like he's beautiful.

You know, I love him. I do love him, but it just is like, he's not this hot, but in this movie he is. I'm excited to watch the trailer for this then. Cause I have no point of reference.

It's so crazy. And I knew it. And then I rewatched this movie and in two seconds I was like, what the fuck? He's so hot. Oh man, I've already talked about this too much, but I'm going to talk about it more. So okay, this movie has

a 91% on Rotten Tomatoes. Wow. A 6.7% on IMDb. That's about standard. That's normal. All of them do. And a 76% on Metacritic. The budget, it was about $5 million. And the cumulative worldwide

gross was $2,700,000. So they lost money on it. Ouch, ouch, ouch. Ouch, ouch, ouch. Ouch So they lost money on it. Ouch, ouch, ouch. Ouch, ouch, ouch. Ouch, ouch, ouch. And, and, and, and. Oh, sometimes you just

gotta do grape, lady. Welcome to Cocktail Hour, and this week we are drinking a perfect guest to make a perfect guest you will need one and a half ounces of vodka two-thirds an ounce of lillet blanc a third an ounce of saint germain elderflower liqueur and a dash of celery bitters you will stir all ingredients with ice and strain into a chilled nick and Nora glass and garnish with a lemon zest twist. Cheers. Should we do some trivia?

Should we do some trivia for this movie? Okay. So here is the trivia that I found. This one is interesting. I don't really know what it means But the film is intentionally structured As a horror film with the pace Of a thriller It's like okay

I don't understand I don't know but okay In most of his Close ups Dan Stevens Doesn't blink This is to emphasize the strange Unsettling aspect of David. And it's true. It is. This movie is so cool

because like nothing much creepy really happens for a while. Like nothing scary really happens, but you are a meat. I mean, there's some moments where it's like that's in your face. Like he's weird. But like Bate, when he's introduced, he's like being very friendly

and like, but it's just there is something about him That you're like what is this guy's deal And I think it is that like staring He just like stares And it's beautifully Beautifully so Okay This is the text of paragraph

On IMDB for this next trivia is like My whole phone so I'm not gonna read All of it but it is very funny. Okay. Dan Stevens was completely emaciated when he first met with filmmakers Adam Wingard and Simon Barrett because he had lost 30 pounds to star in A Walk Among the

Tombstones. They really wanted him for the role, but were worried about his appearance because they wanted a really buff soldier physique for the lead character. Wingard said that Stevens looked like Christian Bale in The Machinist, but they wanted him to look like Christian Bale in Batman Begins. Either way, he has to look like Christian Bale. But they gave him the role after Stevens promised that he would work out and bulk up.

He worked out daily for two hours a day, even during shooting, eventually putting on 25 pounds of muscle. Two hours a day seems like... I mean, I guess... I guess every day would be a lot. I guess that would be a lot. I feel like when you're trying to... When it's your job, I feel like... Wouldn't you be doing it more?

Wouldn't you be doing it more? Well, I guess this was like during shooting, too. Okay, okay. I guess that's a lot? Well, I guess this was like during shooting too Okay, okay I guess that's a lot Hey, I exercise zero hours a day I think it's a lot if you're doing the right things If you have a trainer Yeah, that's true

Yeah Yeah, so and apparently That in some He was like training as they were Shooting the movie, so in some scenes He is really buff and in some, he was like training as they were shooting the movie. So in some scenes, he is really buff and in some,

he looks like skinnier because they shot them out of order and like got the ones where they needed to really show how buff he was like later on in the process. There's one shirtless scene in particular. And they really wanted,

this is a quote, they really wanted to sexually objectify and fetishize Dan Stevens' shirtless body. Mission accomplished. Mission accomplished, man. Mission accomplished. Okay, so in that, sorry, in preparation for that scene, Stevens shaved his chest. He shouldn't have had to shave it, probably.

It's like, maybe they should wax it. I feel like shaving a chest is crazy. Is that crazy? I don't know. Shaved his chest. I don't know. Waxing? Have you guys seen 40-year-old virgin waxing? Yeah, it they should wax it. I feel like shaving a chest is crazy. Is that crazy? I don't know. Shaved his chest. I don't know. Waxing? Have you guys seen 40-year-old virgin waxing? Yeah, it wouldn't be good. It wouldn't feel good. It hurts like a motherfucker. Anyway, so in preparation for that scene, Stevens shaved his chest and tanned his

body so that all his muscle definition could be seen. I swear to God, it feels like I wrote this paragraph, but I didn't. Somebody else did. In addition, Wingard said that to deepen the muscle definition even further, trainers had Stevens do a trick where he did not consume any food or water for a day. Cool trick. A trick. Oh, that little trick, you know. He drank a Diet Coke and did 100 push-ups and 100 sit-ups. and did 100 push-ups and 100 sit-ups.

So, listeners, if you want to really look buff, don't eat for a day, but then drink a Diet Coke and do 100 push-ups and 100 sit-ups. That's the trick. That's the trick for your tool belt. That's the trick. That's the trick. It does remind me,

I feel like I've talked about this to you guys before, I heard in the Thor movies, or I guess any of the Avengers, Chris... Hemsworth. I was like, Prine, Pratt, Evans, no, Hemsworth. Thor movies or I guess any of the Avengers Chris Hebsworth I was like Prine, Pratt, Evans, no Hemsworth would like eat a handful of just like

gummy bears before any shirtless scene just to like jack his sugar up so that his veins would pop out and it's like crazy that is all the trivia I have. Thank you for letting me read my, um,

paragraph that I wrote about Dan Stevens's body. I love it. And I can't wait to freaking see. I can't wait to see it with my own eyes. You're going to see this body. Um, so should we watch the freaking trailer? Let's do it.

Let's watch it. Can I help you? Mrs. Peterson? Yes? My name is David. Mrs. Peterson, I, uh... I knew your son, Caleb. I was with him when he died.

That's me. You know Caleb? Yes, ma'am. We were pretty close. Yes, ma'am. He wanted me to tell you that he loved you. Thanks.

He asked me to check on you. And so... We're gonna be good friends. What happened? I got into a fight with some guys at school. I'll teach him some self defense when he's feeling up to it. What are you gonna do? Nothing bad. For the damages.

Never let anyone pick on you. Here, you can keep it. Miss Peterson, are you sure you're comfortable with me staying here? I think it could be a good thing for us. You know, I promised Caleb I would do anything I could to help your family. You know, I promised Caleb I would do anything I could to help your family. But Frida haven't been here. I'm really Mrs. Peterson.

It's no problem. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. That little side smile he has. It's adorable. It's adorable. And he's like so British, too. But his accent is so good in this movie. And he seems just so American.

He's such a good actor. He's a really good actor. He's such a good. The first thing I saw him in was Legion. And oh, my God. I only saw the first season because I heard it got worse. He's so fucking good in Legion. Oh, my God.

He's such a good actor. And I love him. Also, so okay. I forgot to mention, you can see this. You can view it on Netflix. At least right now it's on Netflix. So honestly, I'm gonna like put the Times signature in the episode notes of when he walks shirtless out of that bathroom because

you didn't get enough of it. You didn't get enough of it. It is really crazy. And they shoot it like... They shoot it like crazy. You didn't get enough of it. It is really crazy. And they shoot it like they like it. They shoot it like crazy, like how they shoot women's bodies, where it's just like. It's like glistening and like slow-mo. They hold on it. And like it's with Micah Monroe. And she's like looking at him.

And she's clearly like flustered. It's just like. And he knows it. And he like stands and is like holding his towel down. It's like crazy. And everyone should watch it. So horny. It's so hor down. It's like crazy. And everyone should watch it. So horny. It's so horny. It's crazy.

It's so horny. It's so horny. You know what's interesting is that it's called a horror thriller, but that trailer gives away none of the horror parts of it to me. It's cool. It really just seems like a thriller judging by the

trailer so you know it's interesting i i why would we call it a horror there's a lot there i mean there's a lot of violence and the end gets like pretty gnarly but it i honestly feel like it is a thriller i would say yeah um yeah it's on netflix maybe i'll watch it after this i always say that you can totally handle it it's not it's not too maybe I'll watch it after this I always say that you can totally handle it it's not too scary especially knowing what happened like the first time I watched it I was scared just because they really make you feel like something bad is

going to happen at any moment but once you know when the bad stuff happens it's like very very chill to watch but be careful you're going to get horny oh my god. Okay, thank you for the warning. I gotta put a little disclaimer on that for you. I didn't

realize it was the makers of Your Next either, which we've gotta do at some point. We've gotta do. There's some trivia related to Your Next about the masks from Your Next are seen in the party scene. But I haven't seen Your Next so I was like, I don't know what that means.

Um, but apparently if you have, that's fun. Also, Adam Wingard just did, um, the, the Godzilla versus Kong movie that I heard that was actually pretty good.

It was good. I liked it. I thought it was fun. Uh, I mean, it's exactly what it should be, which is just Godzilla versus Kong. Like we're not really trying.

We're not, that's what we're doing. And we're just doing that. And hell yeah. And so it's fun. It's fun. I love it. Um, we're not really trying. That's what we're doing. And we're just doing that. And hell yeah. And so it's fun. It's fun. I love it. Should we get into this movie?

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He's got his backpack, he's in his gear, boots running. The guest comes on the screen. Cut to the outside of a house, we see a scarecrow letting us know it's halloween-ish time inside the house we see the uh dad and like a teenage son 14-ish uh leave for the day they say bye to their wife or you know the dad's wife interesting it's a pretty interesting movie. They say goodbye to the mom and the wife. And as sort of as soon as they leave, she goes a little catatonic. We see her look at a photo that's clearly like an in memoriam photo of a young soldier. And then she just sort of sits there pretty listless.

It's clear that she's still, you know, really depressed about, we're guessing, the death of her son. Just then the doorbell rings. She goes to answer the door and we open it and a gorgeous man turns around. Ooh, I love that he's not looking. He's not facing the door. He turns around. We get a nice full turn. Smiles. Miss Miss Peterson my name is

David I knew your son Caleb we trained together fought together and came to be good friends and he's already just like so charming and like smiling at her and she invites him in she's like a little thrown but is like oh

okay come in. And he sits under the table with her. He lets her know he was just discharged and this is the first place he came. He says, you know, I would have come sooner, but I was in a military hospital. I was discharged from the army due to injury. But, you know, it's fine. It was just strapped on my back. I'm fine.

And, you know, I would have called to let you know I was coming. I'm sorry if this is a surprise. I don't have a cell phone. And because she asked, she's like, this is the first place you came. And he's like, yeah, I would have come sooner. And she says, why? And he's like, oh, I would have come sooner. But, you know, I was in a hospital.

And she's like, no, why did you come here? Like, you literally just showed up here and we're not your family. And he says, I was with Caleb when he died and he asked me to check on y'all. He specifically, and he's like making very direct eye contact with her. It was like, he specifically wanted me to tell each one of you that he loved you and was thinking of you until the end. And this is a lot for her she she excuses herself we see her go in the back to like the laundry room and she's just sobbing um but and and definitely his presence is like a little under it's a little weird that

he's here but she's not like creeped out by him she just this is just a lot to take in she goes and cries she composesoses herself. She comes back out. When she comes out, she sees that he's gotten up and he's looking at a photo of a group of soldiers on their mantle. And he points himself out and he's like, there I am. He's right next to her son in the photo. And he apologizes. He's like, you know, I'm sorry I upset you. This is all too much. I just, you know, I wanted to come by. And he's like, I'm going to leave. I'll leave you be. And she says, well, no, why don't you stay at least a little bit longer? My daughter works nights, so she's still sleeping, but I know she'd love to meet you.

She's still sleeping, but I know she'd love to meet you. And he's like, OK, if it's not it's not an inconvenience store, I'll stay a little bit longer. We cut to the daughter's room. This is Micah Monroe. We we see her. She's waking up in bed and she hears like her mom laughing. And this guy, the noise of people laughing and talking. And so she comes out. She's dressed as she's a waitress at a diner.

So she's wearing her little waitress outfit. We were in New Mexico, by the way. I don't know if that matters. Oh, I don't know. Earlier she asked you, sorry, the mom asked, like, how did you get here? And he literally, he's like, oh, I ran in from the bus station. She's like, you ran the whole way? So they're kind of isolated.

Like, it's clearly not a very big city. There's like, you know, small town New Mexico, wherever the bus station is in town is a bit of a distance to run to their house. Yeah. The daughter, her name is Anna. She works like a small town diner. But so she comes out, she sees them laughing on the couch. I think a little surprised to see her mom like smiling and laughing. And so she's sort of thrown and asks like who this is,

gets introduced. Uh, he calls her ma'am when he, he meets her and she sort of laughs and I was like, ma'am, like thinks this guy's like a cheesy, weird, uh,

soldier. And, um, just isn't, she's not very friendly to him. She clearly isn't very happy that he's there, but she's like, okay, well, nice to meet you. I got to go to work. Um, just isn't, she's not very friendly to him. She clearly isn't very happy that he's there, but she's like, okay, well, nice to meet you. I got to go to work.

Um, so after that, the mom, uh, or she asks like, where, where are you staying? And he's like, oh, I'll probably, um, you know, I'll, I think I saw a motel six in town. I'll just, I'll go back into town and I'll get a room there. And she's like, no, no please stay With us just stay the night Shouldn't go get a motel you can stay in Caleb's room Um And so he She brings him in and clearly

No one's really gone in this room for a while she like turns the lights On and sort of tidies up a little bit and He's pretty quickly like you know If this if this is weird like I You know I don't need to stay here I feel like I'm really Putting you out and she's like no i like you know this room isn't being used and i feel like it would i feel like it would do us some good like i'm i'm happy you're here i'd like for you to stay so he's like okay if you're sure um and so she leaves he sits down on the bed uh looking out the window and just sits still, stares

unblinkingly just like a little statue. Like the second he's alone, he's just like, and it's just so unsettling and you don't know why. And they never cut to what he's looking at. It doesn't even matter. He just like, the second he's not interacting

with a person, he's just like, shuts off I don't know why I said it like that shuts off shuts off shuts off we cut to the high school where the

brother Luke is walking down the hall and you know immediately gets bullied. A kid pushes him into a locker. It's like a group of football players, three football players. And their girlfriends are popular kids. And they shove him into the locker. One of the kids calls him a pussy.

He's not very well liked. And he got his face, like the side of his face shoved in the locker, clearly it's the end of the day. So he's like walking out to be picked up. And so he walks outside where his mom picks him up in the car and he like pulls his hoodie over his face to hide, you know, that he just got hit and sort of like sulks into the car.

And she's just, you know, I think still very depressed over her other son dying. And you get the impression she's just not super attentive. She's, like, sulks into the car, and she's just, you know, I think still very depressed over her other son dying. And you get the impression she's just not super attentive. She's just like, how was your day? And he says, fine. She goes, great.

She doesn't notice that, like, he's clearly dealing with some shit. At dinner that night, we see David and Luke, the brother, they're sitting at the table together, just the two of them. And David's doing his thing again of, you know, I knew your brother and he he wanted me to tell you that he loved you. And Luke's just like. Thanks, like a little a little weirded out, but also just an awkward 14 year old and is sort of like, OK. And then down the hall, we see the mom and dad um are arguing uh the dad has come home from work and he's clearly uncomfortable with this guy being in their house he's like she says you know he's he's in that picture with caleb like i saw i he

he knew caleb i i know that um and the dad's like you know what we don't know this guy the soldiers come back different like what if he has ptsd like we don't know this guy. The soldiers come back different. Like, what if he has PTSD? Like, we don't know what this guy's deal is. And she takes that very, she gets very offended and is like, well, what if Caleb came back different? Like, they, and we can sort of hear them fighting in the distance back at the table. And David says to Luke, like, oh, your mom and dad are fighting about me being here and

Luke's like yeah they fight a lot these days like since Caleb died and David sees that he's got some redness on his cheek from where we shoved in the locker and he says you look like you got hit and Luke goes

yeah I got hit by a football um and david just looks at me goes that can happen clearly doesn't buy it but just takes his story we see outside anna is hanging out with her boyfriend zeke um and she said you know he's smoking weed tries to offer her something she's like, no, I can't. I have to go home. He just like seems kind of kind of shitty, just like kind of a shitty guy, but not really paying a ton of attention to her. She like she says she's upset that that guy is that David is in their house because she's like, my parents, you know, don't need a living, breathing reminder of Caleb.

Like, I just it's hard enough as it is. I just sort of wish this guy like it's nothing against him personally But she's like I just sort of wish he weren't here And the boyfriend is clearly just like oh yeah Like not really listening to her but um Right she goes home And We see David is

Sitting on the the Floor they're all hanging out in the living room um David's sitting on the floor with Luke while Luke's doing his Homework and he's like you, they're sort of bonding. Luke's like explaining to him what his homework is. Dad comes out. He offers David a beer. David doesn't take it.

And or no, David finally does take it. He's like, yeah, sure. I'll have I'll have a beer. And Anna is like, I'll take one, too. And dad's like, you can have one in a month when you turn 21. And like they just got this like you know Casual family Dynamic we're getting a sense of everyone's vibe

Anna is like so moody Like I don't know if we've seen her bedroom yet But it's like It's like a Halloween Store like spooky spider web Black like shiny purple curtains Like it's like I don't know anyone who lives like this But

She's like she's kind of she's got One half of her hair like braided real tight She's like edgy you know Her boyfriend smokes weed she wants to drink Beer So later that night We sort of pan up and David and the Dad are sitting on the couch watching football

Together and we see like Six dad Are sitting on the couch watching football together And we see like Six empty beer bottles on the table So they've started bonding The dad has seemingly changed his mind about David He's like drunk David doesn't seem drunk at all But the six empty bottles are in front of David Those are just his

And the dad has had a bunch of beers And they're talking And the dad's like Complaining to David now that he, you know, someone just got promoted over him. He should have been manager, but this other guy got promoted and like, you know, it's fine. But I know that like Anna worries that I'm never, you know, we're never going to make enough money. And I know she worries about me. And then, uh, then he's like, you want to get another, you want another beer? I'll get another beer.

And David's like, well, sure. And he's like, man, God, you could put your liquor away. I'm tired. Are you tired? And walking out the room and David just goes, no, I don't need much sleep. And he looks at his watch, just looks out the window. And it's like nobody is noticing that this man is like what is up with him it's just it's like just unsettling nothing has happened you're just like what is his deal

the next day luke walks out um from school to get in the car to be picked up and uh david is driving um and luke's like oh what are you doing here and he said oh I told your mom I could pick her up from school today and they're sitting in the carpool line and he asks David asks Luke if he has any friends and Luke is like well yeah I

can't have friends so many friends yeah what are you talking about of course I have friends you know none who go to the school you know I don't want any friends to go here. And then David asks Luke, he's like, point out the guys that did that to your face.

And Luke sort of hesitates a minute and then is like, alright, fine, yeah, and he points to the group of footballers, footballers, who are getting in their little pickup truck at the end of the day. I mean, they're cool. They're roughhousing. They feel they're throwing the football back and forth. They're going to get in their pickup truck at the end of the day. And so Luke says, like, why? Like, why do you want to know? What are you going to do to them? He goes, nothing bad. bad and then the kids start driving off in their truck

and then David in the car starts following them and Luke's like boo what are you doing he's like no no no they're just gonna follow them see where they go sees that they're going to a bar like a sort of off the side of the road shitty little dive bar

a high school bar yeah so or they accept like 16 year olds yeah so Luke says shitty little dive bar. A high school bar? A high school bar, yeah. Or they accept, like, 16-year-olds? Yeah, so Luke says, or David says, like, they're going to a bar, and Luke's like, yeah, this place will serve you underage if you're on the football team. It's, like, a very small-town dynamic. Clearly the football players are, like, you know, fucking cool, and who cares?

They can do whatever they want. So, David pulls in the parking lot. The guys, the cool kids, go into the bar. And David goes, Luke, he goes, you want a drink? And Luke's like, what? No, what?

No. And he's like, OK, well, I'm going to go get a drink. Let me know if you change your mind. And he parks the car. He gets out. And he walks into the bar. So Luke, me and him in like 10 seconds, is like, OK. I'll go.

And he walks in. The football players clock him. And they're all in a booth with their girlfriends. And they see him. And they all start laughing. And they're like, what, fuck. Okay, I'll go. And he walks in. The football players clock him and they're all in a booth with their girlfriends. They see him and they all start laughing. They're like, what the fuck? Why is he here? And he sits at a table with David. Luke is clearly so nervous to be there. He's like,

these are my fucking bullies and also we're in a bar. Who is this guy? What's happening? The bartender walks over to them and pretty quickly laughs And looks at Luke and is like I'm gonna need to see some ID And David goes, do you ID all of them?

The bartender's like, what do you want? So he David says, do you know how to make a fireball? And he says Yeah, cinnamon schnapps And Tabasco He was like, yep, I'll have one of those Like what the fuck is that

That's David's drink Is it supposed to be like a very macho drink Cause that sounds Like just gross Just gross Horrifying not the drink of choice Of anyone normal But I guess he needs it for fuel

For what's gonna to come next. Maybe. So he, and he's like, and I'll get a Coca-Cola for my friend right here. And then he looks over at the booth of the high schoolers and he goes, and you know what?

So stupid that it's called. He's like, you know, I'm going to get, let me get a blowjob shot for all the girls at that table. What's a blowjob shot? I don't know. I'm learning so many things. It literally says blowjob shot like eight times.

It has like a southern. It says like a blowjob shot. Yeah, it's. Ew, whipped cream. It's like let me get a blowjob shot for all the ladies at that table. Yeah, it's like a lady drink. It's a lady drink. And whipped cream.

Because it's called a blowjob too. Ew. Ha, ha, ha. I love blowjobs. So, then the bartender's like, will you want to order something for the guys, too? And he's like, no. The bartender says, well,

you know, it's kind of rude to not get something for them. And he goes, okay, fine. I'm going to get a cosmopolitan for all of the guys. And the bartender's like, I was thinking more a beer. Nope. Cosmopolitan.

That's very funny. It's so funny. I'm getting mad about it, too. I feel like if anybody bought me any drink, I'd be like, fuck you. Yeah. So the bartender's like, okay. So he goes behind the bar comes back oh and david like throws two hundred dollar bills down on the table and it's like that should cover it so he's just like pulling cash out like it's nothing and uh luke goes like are you rich or something he's like money's easy to come by he's like oh i uh-oh. Uh-oh. I don't know, man.

Okay. So the bartender comes back. I disagree. The bartender comes back and gives him his... It just looks like a cup of hot sauce to David and brings the Cosmos and blowjob shots

over to the high schoolers and they're all like, what's this? Who gave us this? And he like points over to David and David waves at them. So the high school guys come over and they're like sort of lead guy comes over to this Cosmo. And he was like, Hey,

I don't want this. And David's like, well, I ordered it for you. Do whatever you want. He's like, Oh, okay.

And throws the drink in David's face. He's not so offended that me, a man, a man drinking a Cosmo? It's such an insult. So he throws the drink in David's face. David just sits there, wipes

the drink off of his face, very calmly opens his eyes, then picks up his drink. Throws it in his face, which is Tabasco in his drink. So he starts like freaking out and is like getting in his eyes. And then David just starts beating the shit out of all of them in a way that is like he is like lightning fast. He's like a fucking robot.

way that it's like he is like lightning fast he's like a fucking robot he just like grabs a pool cue knocks over somebody's head grabs a guy stomps on his ankle breaks his ankle grabs a bottle smashes another kid like he just is like taking them out in the fray one of them punches luke in the face so then he gets a bloody nose but david immediately like gets him beats him up he's like breaking chairs it's just it's fucking chaos for like 30 seconds And it is violent like it is gnarly He is just like destroying These children just destroying them There's four of them the girls all scream And run out honestly I love

A good I love a good bully revenge Scenario Anytime I'll take it and any movie At any moment of any day It's like you can't go too far. Like the end of Let the Right One In, it's like the most incongruous revenge and it still rules. It still rules.

Hey, the proper punishment for being a bully is anything. It is anything. You say one mean thing and you can be killed. Those are the rules as far as we're concerned. Although, I mean, and let the right one in. That bully was fucked up. That's true. Fucked up. That was like so, because it went beyond physical violence.

It was like emotionally manipulative. And I mean, all bullying is. Bullying is bad. This is bad. And they deserve it. But he doesn't kill them. He just kicks the shit out of them. The ankle break is really the first way. like stands on it's nasty but so the so the fighting sort of stops all four of the football players are all laying on the ground like oh like out just like fuck like fucked up and the bartender's like standing everyone's like sort of and like holding pound like is it over the bartender's like holding a baseball bat or something and staring at him and david goes uh tells the bartender he's like call the cops and

and tell him oh he i tell there's like two patrons at the bar and he's like get out of here and he says to the bartender call the cops and and tell him what happened these underage kids asked to be served you told him no and and things got hostile you don't know who threw the first punch but they they got into a fight and uh and you know and that's what happened uh and he throws down another couple hundred dollars on the bar and he's like for the damages and then he and luke walk out damn okay uh that night uh anna when we get back to the house and uh luke has a bloody nose but he like goes right into his room and the mom's like oh my god what happened and david's like oh he you know got into a little fight at school it's all it's fine you know i'm gonna i'll teach him some

self-defense he's he's gonna be just fine and she's like oh thank goodness you were there david oh i'm so happy he he has you and then uh she like Pulls Anna aside in the kitchen and is like Invite him to your party tonight She has a party that night and she's like I don't fucking want this weird soldier to come to the party with me She's like you have to be the nice energy He doesn't have any friends So she's like very begrudging

She's like do you want to come to a party tonight He's like well sure thank you so much for inviting me Just like doesn't care that she doesn't want him there So well sure thank you so much for inviting me just like doesn't care that she doesn't want him there so later on getting ready for the party Anna starts knocking on the bathroom door someone's in the shower and she's like

Luke I need to get ready for the party Luke get out come on get out and she's like knocking really irritated with her brother for hogging the bathroom except it's not her brother. He opens the door and it is a shirtless Dan Stevens

after a day of fasting and a quick diet coke. And he walks out really slowly. He's like holding the towel around his waist, but like low. You know what I mean? And he's like oh sorry about that you could have a bathroom now like walks over to his room like making eye contact with her like

the whole time just like knows he's very hot and she's very flustered and she's like it was fine and he walks into his room and she walks into the bathroom and we stay on her for a moment where she's just like okay like that oh boy that's not what I was expecting so she's coming around on him now too because he's so hot that's all it took so that night

they show up at the party it's a big house party of her friend Kristen um she tells David she's like I'm gonna, I'm going to meet up with my boyfriend and you do whatever the fuck you want. And he's like, oh, I didn't know you had a boyfriend. And she says, yeah, my parents don't either. And I'd like to keep it that way. And he's like, I'm not going to write you out. Like, whatever. Like, I'm just here to hang out. It's all good. So they come in and immediately the friend sees the friend opens the door and sees him at the door and is like, oh, like he's I'm telling you, he's so hot that everyone's just like, hello. They're like flustered. And so I get flustered when I see hot people all the time. Oh, my God.

We all it's the most relatable thing in the world. I remember a hot stranger remember a hot stranger a hot stranger i remember at like the beginning of covid going to trader joe's for the first time there was a hot trader joe's employee that was in a mask so all i could see was the top of his face and i was like so flustered i was like this guy's top of his face is so hot thank god i can't see the rest oh my god i wouldn't be able to um hot people are great i love to look at hot people i love to look at them I love to look at hot people. I love to look at them. I love to look at them, especially from a safe distance. So, yeah. So Anna walks into the party

and the friend's like, oh, you know, come grab a drink. The kegs are on the lawn. We're like waiting for someone to bring them in. He's like, oh, where are they? I'll go get them.

So she's like, oh, okay. Thank you. So we cut to the inside of the party they're all sitting in like a room sitting around some friends like on the couch hanging out and David walks in with one keg over his shoulder and holding the other keg and she's like

what do you want these and everyone everyone in the party is like like who is this guy like what a fucking entrance he's holding up two kegs. Like, nothing. So he's made quite an entrance. Puts the keg down. This guy named Craig at the party is smoking a joint.

He offers it to David. David takes it and then passes it to Anna. She takes it and then passes it to Anna. She takes it. Then in the kitchen, David is talking to Kristen, the girl whose party it is. She is clearly very into him and flirting. Just then her ex-boyfriend comes in and walks right up to her. And she's like, oh, she's David. Like, oh, it's my ex.

And the ex comes in. He's like, hey, what? You don't answer my calls. And then a week later, you're having a party. Like, like excuse me and like tries to grab her to like bring her to come talk to him and david grabs him slams his head against the wall and and then he says to him and his friend he's like get out of here take your friend out of here and they're like oh okay and then kristin goes so did you like want to see the rest of the house? And then they start to have sex.

They're up in her room. Wow. And she's, I know, I immediately, and this whole time I'm like, you go, girl. Good for you. They're making out. She's on top of him. And she sort of stops and goes like, are you okay? It seems like you're not really into this.

And he goes, oh, I am. And like flips her and gets on top of her and then starts making out with her like super hard. It's like a switch flips. And he's like, oh, no, I could be into this. I was going to say he's like doing an act like he's like, oh, right. I got to step it up. Right. I'm going to have sex with you. So then they come back down to the party

Um You know clearly having just had sex Her hair is like down now and they sort of walk out And Craig sort of jokingly Is like oh so you guys are You sort of left for a while you're sort of having your own party And then Sits down across from David and Craig's like

Hey I just want you to know like we all We support you we all support what you're David and Craig's like, hey, I just want you to know, like, we all we support you. We all we all support what you're doing. And David's like, support me. How is like, oh, you know, I just I mean, like, you know, troops. I can't imagine. It's just really starts to get like flustered and tongue tied because David's getting really intense. And he's like, would you support us by enlisting?

He's like, oh, I would. But, you know, I got i have asthma you guys wouldn't want me out there and david is like i'm fucking with you and it's like oh oh my god and they're all like ah ha ha david's so funny um just a joke kristin gets up to go into the other room and david says to craig craig is i guess seems like he is sort of like the leader of this group. Like he's a drug dealer and is maybe like the sort of, I don't know, head guy. He got the vibe that Craig's got connections, I guess, because then David says to him when the two of them are alone, he's like, hey, could you could you get me a gun? And Craig's like, I mean, yeah, yeah, I have connections.

You want a gun? He's like, yeah, yeah. If you got a guy and he's like, yeah, soldiers love their guns. All right. Like doesn't really think anything of it. And so he's like here. Craig's like, can I get your number? I'll have my guy call you.

And David pulls out a cell phone is like, like yeah I'm using a burner phone right now I don't have a cell phone And gives him a cell phone to put his number in But earlier He had told the mom That he didn't have a phone He has a phone So we're like

Hmm also a burner Hmm And he wants and also I'm sure in New Mexico you can just go into a Walmart to get a gun. But he needs to do it more covertly. Yes. But Craig's kind of like a sketchy

guy and it seems like he doesn't really he has a gun connection. He doesn't fucking care. He's like yeah sure. I'll hook you up with my gun guy. Like what do I care? As this is happening as Craig is getting his number, David, like, sort of looks down the hallway and he sees Anna and her boyfriend in a fight. And so he sort of, like, clocks it and stares at that happening.

Anna comes out and she asks David. She's like, can we leave? He's like, okay. He is driving her home. Has Anna seen that he had sex with Kristen? Did she kind of pick up on that? Okay. No, Anna did not see that happen.

She was in another part of the party when that happened. Okay. But, I mean, I think she saw them, like, flirt. She knows that everyone's into him because he's so hot. Yeah. But, yeah, no, she did not. She did not see that happen. So he's driving her home.

She he asks about the fight with her boyfriend. And she's like a little bit reluctant to talk about it. But then she's like, I mean, if it's like at first it was cool that he was in a band. But, you know, now it's like he doesn't make any money. And it's like immediately the floodgates open and she just starts, like, bitching about her boyfriend. And he's, like, David's, like, well, he's a drug dealer. And she's, like, I mean, yeah, okay, he sells some drugs to people, like, on the side. Just makes money.

But he's not a drug dealer. And David says, well, he's a fool. If I had a girl like you back home, I wouldn't have enlisted in the first place And she's like She's like oh my god He likes me And he tells her there's a song playing In the car and he's like I like this

I like this song She's like oh it's Just a mix I made I could make you a mix If you want me to make you I could make you a mix Would this song be on it? Yeah, I would. I would love that. She's like, OK.

I'm fully crushing on him. They go back home and they, you know, walked in the hall. They each go to their the air is thick as they each go into their separate rooms and say goodnight. And she goes in her room. We see her right on a blank CD for David.

Put it in. she's already starting to burn that CD baby she's hooked mm-hmm she is horny she's a whore knee and we get it uh then meanwhile in David's room we're wearing your cales from the David's in

we see that he is sitting up like a statue staring out at who knows what oh god we see that he is sitting up like a statue on the bed staring out at who knows what oh god early the next morning Anna gets up and comes out of her room

everyone's still asleep she's like going into the kitchen to get a glass of water when she hears outside David on a phone call and he sounds angry and it's like the parts she's picking up she hears him say something about fingers fingertips and teeth i'm like shouting at somebody and it's and she's like weirded out and she's like sort of hides and listens to what she can and uh and it's like

that's weird and sort of like sneaks back away into her bedroom. David hangs up and he, like, turns around. He's outside, like, in the window outside the kitchen, turns around, but doesn't see her. But is like, hmm, somebody hear me? So she goes back to her room and plays her music really loud and then decides she's going to call the army um to ask for information about david i guess there's like a line you can call and she calls and says hi you know um my name is anna peterson my brother was caleb peterson and i'm trying to find out about a guy uh who served with my brother his name is david collins uh just i just want to he was friends with my

brother so i just want to know you know where he is and how he's doing if anyone could um give me information that'd be great and the woman who's answering is like yeah of course well um i'll look into it we'll call you back which is great and we see on at the headquarters the soldier pulling up the searching david collins and just a alert comes up on the screen that says call kpg headquarters immediately like by just searching his name They're like you better call us Cut to KPG headquarters which it seems very Like It's a very

Military office vibe Like fancy boardroom But like military Feeling Secret operation Yeah and so a guy's taking a cell phone call and he's like, tell him David Collins is dead. David Collins is dead.

And hangs up and walks into a meeting and is like, I'm sorry, sir. I need you for a moment. And he's like, okay. This is Lance Reddick, who I never got his character name in the movie. What is it? Hold on. I have it up. His name, character name in the movie. What is it? Hold on. I have it up. His name,

character name. I just kept writing Leader Guy in my notes the entire time. Leader Guy. His Major Carver is his name. Major Carver. Okay. So, yeah. Major Carver comes out and the other guy

tells him like someone called asking about David Collins. And he's like, who called? Where are they? Um, get me a flight out there immediately. And I'm going to need shooters.

So we're like, okay, not good. He's like booking the next flight out. Meanwhile, we see David driving out. He it's out in like the true middle of nowhere desert meeting craig and uh another guy with his gun guy and david walks up and he's like hey

this is the guy great um the gun guy it asks immediately he's like you know i'm sorry do you have do you have the money you got to make sure you're good for it and david like opens an envelope that's just like a stack of hundred dollar bills and he's like is this good and the guy's like yep let me show you my guns opens the trunk of his car did you guys see Sweet Home Alabama with Reese Witherspoon yes but not for so long

this gun guy is the like her gay friend who she outs oh yeah that's such a fucked up part of the movie she outs her gay friend I love Sweet Home Alabama though talk about a movie I've seen a thousand times as a kid I used to watch it over and over

um anyway it's that guy but so he opens up his trunk and shows him all of his he like has them all laid out all his different handguns and he's like explaining them and showing him which guns David like picks one up

and just like very quickly takes it all apart puts it all back together like he's like knows how to use a gun like and they're all Craig and the gun guy are sort of watching him like alright and David's like great I'll take them all and

he's like all the guns and he's like yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna take them all off your hands jesus christ i'm gonna need all of these the guy's like okay hey man cool if you want if you got the money you want to take them all off my hands and he goes no no i'm going to kill you and uh and he's still holding that one gun that he had. And Craig's like, David, what the fuck? What the fuck is wrong with you? And David just holds the gun up, shoots him point blank, kills the gun guy.

Oh, my God. And Craig starts freaking out. And he turns the gun to Craig. And Craig's like, no, no, no, no, no. And he goes to shoot him. But there was only one bullet in the chamber. So he opens it and is like fuck and so Craig just starts

running so David like puts that gun down and he gets another bullet and he's like taking his sweet sweet time just putting the thing together Craig has booked it down the road David turns around and at quite a far range shoots him point blank kills him

oh my god. Oh boy. Meanwhile, oh, and he also, so then he looks in the trunk, there's a machine gun in there and two grenades, in addition to all the handguns. So, we don't love that now David has all these guns. Good, good, good, good. Yeah, he has

too many, we have too many guns and not good intentions, I don't think. Meanwhile, Anna gets a call back from the army. We see her take the call, but we don't hear what they say to her, but she's clearly thrown by it. She walks out of her room

and is calling her mom to try to tell her what she found out. But just as she's about to say whatever they told her on the phone, her dad comes home from work and he immediately walks in in is like, I need a drink and like walks into the kitchen and it sort of distracts both of them. And so they follow him to the kitchen and he's pouring himself a huge whiskey and he's like clearly very shaken. And he's like, my manager, they found him and his girlfriend dead this morning. It looks like they killed themselves with prescription drugs.

And he's like, it just doesn't make sense. He didn't seem suicidal, but the cops looking into it, they found a note. They don't really know what the deal is, but here's the kicker. I got promoted to his position, and I got a huge salary increase. Oh, boy. So they're like, oh, OK. And he's like, yeah, like and he's not happy.

He's like, just go to show like careful what you wish for. Yeah. And meanwhile, this is sort of dawning on Anna like, huh, that's weird. And then Anna gets another call on her cell phone. It's her boyfriend, Zeke, calling her from the car. He's driving and he's like, hey, Craig was just found shot dead. So she's hearing that. She's just heard the story from her dad.

She's like okay what the fuck like our friend Kristen's really sad he's meanwhile the boyfriend as he's talking to her starts getting pulled over and he's like fuck I gotta go I'll call you back in a minute hangs up oh no

Anna then goes to visit her friend Kristen at the diner they both work at the diner this is the friend that had the party they hug they're sad they're like I'm so sad about Craig she's like who would have like who would have done like who would want to hurt Craig and so Anna tells Kristen

what she learned from the army which is she's like hey I just heard from the army that David Collins died last week they think David Collins died last week in a fire at a military hospital and kristen's like well he has he's like using a cell phone why don't you check his call log and see if you can see who he's been calling maybe that'll help you understand like who he they're both they're both like a little shaken by this and they're like oh that's

like weird like maybe like why don't you check his call log and see if you can figure out maybe who he's been talking to she's like okay I'll go I'll tell you when I find out that night we see that David and Luke are carving pumpkins it's right around Halloween time there Luke is or David's like using one of their knives he's like your family's knives suck

and he takes a knife out of his pocket and goes like it's like one of those ones like he like flicks it all around and like pulls it out and like stab goes like, it's like one of those ones where he flicks it all around and pulls it out and stabs the pumpkin. It's like the trailer is very great with knives. And Luke is like, you carry that with you everywhere. And he's like, yeah, just, you know, no reason. Just because. But Luke is like so enamored with David at this point.

I mean, he beat up all his bullies. He's like this cool guy that he gets to hang out with, like a brother figure. He lost his brother. We see that Luke and David have fully bonded and he is like on board with David and he thinks it's cool that he has this crazy knife. Yeah, or at least Luke has bonded with David. I don't think David can bond with

anybody. I don't know that David can bond. But I do think David is aware of the feelings he's getting from him. So then they go inside and David tells Luke, he goes, hey, Luke, don't let kids pick on you. Okay. The next time somebody says something to you, you go to their house. You burn the house down with their families inside. Oh, my God.

And Luke's like, okay. And then David's like here Take my knife You can have this now and he's like are you serious Oh my god he just keeps his knife And he's like I forgot about that thing you just said about burning Their families down in their homes while they sleep Thanks for the knife you're so cool Oh my god

Anna comes home and While they're sort of talking and bonding She slips David's phone off the counter Goes into her room Opens it up and starts taking pictures of his call log with her phone. And just as she's doing that, it starts ringing. She's like, fuck, shit, and, like, sneaks back and, like, manages to, like, stash it back in his room, slips out, shuts the door behind her and goes into her room. And just while David, like, comes into the room, sees the phone

is clearly like registering. It's not quite where he left it. We see him like look towards Anna's door but then go back in his room and shut the door and not do anything. Just then her phone rings and it scares her. It's a jump scare

and it's her boyfriend calling her from his one phone call from prison saying that the gun that was used to kill Craig was found in his van. It had been wiped clean

so there were no prints but then they searched his apartment and they found some drugs and she's like, it seems like I'm going to be here for a while. Oh, boy. Hangs up. She comes out into the kitchen where David and David is cutting vegetables for dinner. The mom and dad are in the kitchen all hanging out.

She comes out crying and her parents are like, you know what's going on? She comes out crying and her parents are like, Hannah, what's going on? She's like, my friend Craig was killed today and they just arrested Zeke for it. And her dad's like, well, honey, you know, that ex-boyfriend of yours was a lowlife. And if they arrested him, I'm sure they had a reason. And I'm sorry about your friend, but I'm glad you're not associated with that guy anymore and she's like dad Zeke wasn't isn't my ex-boyfriend he's my boyfriend I never stopped dating him and the dad gets really mad and he's like you you know she's like I'm 20 I could take whoever I want he's like not when you're living here and he's a drug dealer and he just got arrested for murder and I'm sure he did it and like I'm sorry you're upset but good riddance on him and she she's like who the fuck is this guy she's like calls out david and she's like he was supposed to have died a week ago the army called me david collins is dead he doesn't have any id like who the fuck is this guy and david is like holding this huge kitchen knife as he's doing this but he's like you know i should have been honest with you i was in special forces they have to have a cover story you know they can't just

tell civilians my identity and no you're right i don't have id but i i you know i do have my dog tags like pulls him out he's like you know if you want me to go find a way to get identification you know i'm sorry and the dad in me i was like no david oh david i'm so sorry no it's completely fine our daughter's just being a crazy bitch i'm so sorry about this um and you know he's like you know i really should have been more honest i'm so i'm sorry he's like no no david you you did what you had to do you're it's fine and uh and he's like and i apologize to him and she just looks her dad and she's like fuck Anna, apologize to him. And she just looks her dead, and she's like, fuck you.

And goes into her room, and they're like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no, oh, God. And they apologize to David. Anna goes into her fucking spooky spider bedroom, slams the door, sits in her bed, and there's a knock at the door, and it's David, and slams the door sits in her bed and there's a knock at the door

and it's David and he opens the door and he walks in and shuts the door behind him and he's like sorry about Craig he seemed like a really cool guy and you know I can see that

me being here isn't good for you so don't worry. I'm going to be I'm going to be leaving soon and I'll be out of your hair. And then you don't have to worry about anything anymore. OK. And she just stares at him and he goes, OK. God, she's like, OK. And it's like very threatening.

He's again not saying anything bad, but he's just like we're cool, right? Yeah. Because I'll kill you otherwise. And so then he goes to walk out of the room and as he's walking out right by the door, he sees a CD labeled for David and he picks it up and turns around and he's like

is this my mix? Did you make me a mix? And he's like can I have it? And she's like a mix? And he's like, oh, can I have it? And she's like, mm-hmm. He's like, that's really nice. Thank you so much. I can't wait to listen to it. That's really nice.

And walks out. Meanwhile, we see Lance Reddick, Major Carver, or as I've written, Leader Guy, getting into an unmarked black van and he's telling his assistant or whoever that guy was before he's like get anyone you can SWAT police KGB I don't care get whoever you can to come and meet me here like we're gonna need all the backup we can

get it's so funny do you think that there's anybody in the world that is like that where it's like you're such a disproportionate danger to anybody else like no probably there might be like three people in the world but it is really funny how in any

sort of like action movie or it's like they're in every action movie well it's honestly it's the thing I fucking love about John Wick yeah no you know I love John Wick That everyone's like John Wick Not John Wick Like the whole universe is like oh no Oh no John Wick

And it's my favorite fucking thing that doesn't matter who you Are in that world it's like oh No but it is one of those Situations I love it too because it's just Like I think because it's so not Realistic to have one person just be so much stronger and more better and

smarter than anybody else yeah but it rules we love to see it we love to see it it's always fun it always is to be like oh hell yeah it's about to go down because it's they always structure it to where it's like the bad guys think

they know what's up and then they do something really bad, but they don't know. They don't know that John Wick is about to fucking kill them. Or Jason Bourne or whoever. Ethan Hunt. The Equalizer. You can't fight

him. You can't fight him. This feels more similar to a Jason Bourne situation And we'll get there Yeah But Meanwhile we see Anna's driving David To school and she's telling him

She's like I found in David's Call log Luke to school Who cares She's driving Luke to school And she's like hey I found in David's Who cares? She's driving Luke to school. She's like, hey, I found in David's call log that he's been calling this former plastic surgeon in

Miami. This plastic surgeon who got his license removed because he did a facelift on someone and he wasn't supposed to. And so he's like this former plastic surgeon. Not great news. And she tells Luke, she's like, I need you to look up this plastic surgeon and help me figure out what the deal is. Do any research you can. And Luke's like, do you to like look up this plastic surgeon and like help me figure out what this

what the deal like do any research you can and Luke's like do you think that David killed your friend Craig and she's like yeah I do and like please help me with this so David's back at school he opens up his laptop he's sitting in class before the bell rings and you see him right sorry yes Luke

um thank you so much. It's just funny to imagine David's in school now. So Luke is in school and he opens up his laptop and we see him pull up that plastic surgeon. We see articles about him losing his license. One of the bullies

that David, the real David, beat up at the bar was looking over his shoulder and was like, oh, you're looking up plastic surgeon like what's oh what's your problem and Luke turns around punches him in the face

that bully then is like oh fuck you and like hits him then Luke pick they get into a fight Luke picks up a yardstick and breaks it over the kid's face and it like hits him in the jaw where he's got a bandage over his jaw already from when David beat the shit out of him. So he's immediately like in so

much pain. Like he like got re-injured wherever David had injured him. Cut to Luke and this kid sitting in the principal's office. The mom and David come in and she's like, what happened? She's clearly been clawed into the principal's office. They walk out. They collect Luke.

He's like, after school detention, you're going to have to help. And his job is to give him help set up for the Halloween dance. And he's like, oh, OK, great. Like, the fucking rules. The mom goes to get the car. Then Luke and David are walking down the hall. And Luke says, hey, hey, hey, David. We know that David Collins died last week.

Anna thinks that you killed Craig. She knows about the plastic surgeon in Miami. Oh, boy. But but but it's it's OK. Like, I just want you to know, like, I don't care. Like, I won't say anything. Like, it's fine. Like, I just I just thought you should know.

But like, that's sort of what's going on. It's heartbreaking I won't say anything. Like, it's fine. Like, I just thought you should know. But like, that's sort of what's going on. It was heartbreaking, Luke. I know. It's awful. And David's like, plastic surgeon in Miami. Why would I need a plastic surgeon in Miami? Not to take somebody's identity or anything like that. Well, probably to scrub your fingertips and change your face so you're unrecognizable.

And that way you can't be traced, right? Like, that's what you'll be doing. But like, it's fine. It's fine. I'm just saying, like, I don't care. I don't care that that's so you're unrecognizable and that way you can't be traced, right? That's what you'll be doing. But it's fine. I'm just saying I don't care. I don't care that that's what you're doing. I don't care who you are. I won't say anything. And David's like, why would you do that?

He says, because we're friends. Right? Oh, no. David stares at him and then goes. Yeah. Oh, God. Of course we are. Oh, no.

Oh, no. And he goes, God. Of course we are. Oh, no. Oh, no. And he goes, hey, Luke, did Anna tell anybody else about this theory of hers? Oh, God. And he's like, I don't know, maybe her friend Kristen? He's like, all right, thanks. Oh, no. That afternoon, David and the mom are hanging laundry on, like, a laundry line outside, and she says to him, like, I'm so grateful for you, David.

I mean, I don't know what we would have done without you. And you, you know, you saved Luke and also all of us. It's just been so nice to have you here. He's like, oh, it's nothing. He's like, I'm gonna go get he goes in the house to go get some more laundry to hang up. Just as this is happening, he goes inside and two huge police SWAT vans start coming down the road. They come up. Lance Reddick gets out of the car and comes up to the mom and he's like mrs peterson she's like yeah what's going on he's like i you know my name is major carver uh have you seen this man recently

my name is leader guy my name is i'm the leader guy um you might know me as the man in charge of the thing. And he's like, have you seen this man lately? And it's a picture of David in like a straight jacket. Like looking like clearly like not good. And she's like, that's David. And he's like, when was the last time you saw him? And she goes, he just went inside and a sheet blows away with the wind revealing david standing there with a laundry basket he locks eyes with the leader guy leader guy locks eyes with him and he drops slow-mo drops the laundry pulls a gun out

and they start shooting each other all these SWAT guys come out and they start shooting at each other. All these SWAT guys come out and they start shooting. The leader guy grabs the mom and like throws her down on the ground. David runs into the house and they are just like machine guns, just like over like through the whole house. We see David, he like runs in through a window, breaks the glass, gets down on the ground. He's been shot once in the leg,

but he's got like guns hidden under the bed like all the guns that he had purchased and it's just an all-out shootout and he's like crawling under the gun line like through the house we see the the mrs peterson had like run away from this like what's going on and like ran into the house and is hiding in the house. David crawls, army crawls into the kitchen where he and Mrs. Peterson then are hiding behind like the kitchen island. And she's like, David, David, what's going on? Who are these people? Why are they shooting at you? Why are they trying to kill you? He's also now been shot in the side. So he has two bullet wounds, but they're not fatal and she's like did you even know my son he's like yes I did

we were in the same program and he would understand what I have to do right now and she's like David no and he stabs her right in the chest with a big kitchen knife twists it she's dead oh no oh shit uh oh okay okay

what the hell? Yeah, what the heck is going on? Oh, what the heck? And at this point, we're all thinking, what the heck is going on? What the freaking heck is happening? Somebody better tell me what the heck is going on. So they're still trying to shoot him in the house. But then we see out of the garage he's in the car

he backs out of the garage shoots at the tires of all of their SWAT vans and drives off they're like fuck he's got away the leader guy gets in one of the cars and starts driving it down the road but it's going very slowly because all the tires are flat david's driving off we see a car it's a long dirt road where there's like nobody else on it and we see it driving down the road towards the house is the dad david sees this and is like oh fuck puts on his seat belt pulls it really tight starts flooring it crashes intentionally head on with the dad a little bit thrown but he had like locked himself in so he gets out he looks the dad is bloodied he's hit his head but he's still alive and he's like oh David goes like

god damn it gets out of the car gets a gun walks up to the the you know driver's side window and he's like David what's going on he says really sorry about this sir shoots him kills him. Okay. Sure. Then the leader

guy finally makes it there. Oh, David then goes off on foot because he's fully crashed his car. We see him go off on foot into the town. But we already know that he can run really far. He doesn't need to sleep. We don't know what his deal is, but he's probably going to make it. The leader guy pulls up

sees the crash, sees the dad dead. Another man is driving up and he's like, I don't know what's happening. He's like, military police, I need to come into your vehicle and kicks the guy out and gets his car and drives down. Nice. He goes to the diner where Anna is working and Anna and Kristen are both working

and he picks up and he's like, Anna Peterson I'm gonna need to take you out of here we need to go get your brother from school and she's like okay goes with him they get in the car they drive away as they're pulling out of the diner parking lot we see

a van pulling into the diner parking lot with a huge blood spatter on the inside of the windshield and David walks out like he definitely shot the person who owned that car and just immediately got in it pulls in walks into the diner and he sees kristin she's freaked out to see him because also this military police guy just came in and he asks her where anna is and she's like um he she she just left she's like where was she going and she's flustered and

trying to come up with a lie and he just gets exasperated it's like i don't have the time for this shoots her twice in the chest are there other people okay oh yeah it's a full diner oh my god shoots her twice in the chest goes to walk out turns around pulls out two grenades and just goes oh my god and rolls them down the hallways of the diner and just turns and walks out whole place blows up so we just killed everyone in the diner jesus doesn't fucking care he is like on so on the way to the school to get luke now it's the leader guy and anna and anna's like what the fuck is going on like you need who is david you need to tell me what's happening um and he says and this is one of those situations where it's like i was really

trying to think through the logic of this later on and was like it's better to just not who cares um so david was a subject of a medical experiment uh he was a soldier but when he came back they started doing experiments on him while he was being studied he killed several people and then started a fire and burned their bodies to confuse us. So we thought he died in the fire until we got that call from you. So they did think David Collins was dead, but he's not. So she calls Luke to be like, I need to tell Luke we're coming to get him and to not go with David anywhere. So she calls him, but he's in detention and his cell phone rings and the teacher's like, Luke, what did I say about cell phones in detention

give me that so he doesn't answer the phone he's like setting up in the gymnasium for this dance it's just him and this one teacher that he doesn't answer and is really freaked out and he's like why are we wait you haven't said anything about my parents where are my parents and he's like David killed

both of your parents so she's you know, very, very sad. And he tells her, he's like, David has a unique neurological condition, which made him a perfect. Basically, he's a sociopath. Made him a perfect person for us to do these experiments on. But when his identity is compromised he's essentially programmed to tie up all loose ends he says I doubt he could even stop at this point if he

wanted to so they and that's why he's like a Jason Bourne right he's like he was a super soldier who doesn't know who he is sort of situation but so they get to the school they pick up Luke they they get to the school they they pick up luke and uh they they have to

walk through this like it's a halloween dance so the entry into the gymnasium or wherever is like a whole big haunted house um that's like really very scary and really cool and it's like strobe lights and things that pop out and like dark corners and like creepy clowns like it's such a cool it made me be like why don't we do more horror movies like it like it was like very cool because you're so scared already but you like can't see what's happening so they walk through but they get to Luke

he's fine they grab him and just as the leader guy and Luke and Anna and as just as they're about to walk out the doors all the lights get shut off and they're like oh fuck and then we see uh hand put a cd into the sound system and it's the for david cd and the music starts playing and uh the teeth so they ask the teacher like how do we get out of here and he's like we got this way. He's like, take us through the haunted house.

So they go to Escort the Bound, and wouldn't you know it, the first pathway to our exit is a hall of mirrors for this Halloween dance. So now we can't see each other. It's dark. We don't know where the teacher went, but then we see him stumble out. His throat has just been slit. He's bleeding. He falls on the ground.

And so Lance Reddick says to Anna and Luke, he's like, go the other way. Get out, get out, get out. Like, go out the back. And David walks. So then they run away. David walks out and goes, hello, sir. And has a box cutter, which is what he used to cut the teacher's throat. It's all bloody.

It's nasty. Uh, slices the, the, um, leader guy's arm. Like, so he starts bleeding out and,

and, uh, he, David comes up to him and says, you shouldn't have followed me. I don't know what you expected. And then he takes, David takes his own gun and like puts it

on the ground in the blood next to the um leader guy i don't know if it's like just to make it seem like i don't know something else happened there but he leaves his gun um meanwhile anna tells luke to hide in one of the parts of the haunted house um and he's like what's going on like david would never hurt us like i i don like, what's going on? Like, David would never hurt us. Like, I don't know what's happening or who that guy was, but David would never hurt us. I know he wouldn't. And she's like, Luke, he killed mom and dad. He killed our parents. And Luke's like, what? She's like, please, Luke, I just I need you to trust me. Just hide. Please hide. Don't come out unless you hear from me.

Like, please just trust me. So he hides in a little crate. Oh, no. Luke is dunzo bunzo for the rest of his life, by the way. She's like, I'm going to distract David. I'm going to lead him out. So she goes out the other way to do that. But we see David comes into the room where Luke is.

And he's like looking around for him. He's like, Luke, him and he's like Luke Luke I'm not gonna hurt you no I hate that sorry but I had to do it and we see as Luke is crouched

in his corner terrified he like pulls out the knife that David had given him so he's like ready David's getting closer and closer but just then we hear a crash from the other room so David turns around and goes in that direction and as he's going back that way he sees the gun that he

had placed on the ground is now gone we see like the silhouette of it in the blood right the outline so he sees that he walks into the room the big auditorium where there's like he had turned on basically like all the halloween spooky stuff so there's like fog machine like on the ground like the whole ground is fog and like cool colored lights it's really cool yeah that sounds cool so he's like

he starts following he sees bloody footprints on the ground of Anna's boots because she wears like she's like you know spooky spider queens she has like big combat boots she wears everywhere so he sees like bloody footprints so he's following them and he sees they lead to just the boots she had like taken them off and so she's walking around barefoot and then he stands

up and gets shot in the back turns around or no he turns around and gets shot in the shoulder and it's Anna Oh, no, he turns around and gets shot in the shoulder. And it's Anna. She has a gun. He falls to the ground. She walks up to where he fell down. But there's fog all over the ground.

She can't really see. She gets there. David's body is not there. Just as she's realizing this, she gets stabbed in the leg. So then David knocks her down. And in doing so, like, knocks over a lantern onto a big barrel of hay. I don't know. It's Halloween.

So that lights on fire. But he gets over Anna and he starts strangling her. And it's, like, choking her. And she's about to die. Just then, Luke comes up behind him, stabs him in the back with his own knife. David stands up. Luke stabs him again in the heart. Right in the chest, leaves the knife there.

David stumbles back, leans against a different bale of hay. And he says, you did the right thing. Oh, I don't blame you. And then he goes, and David gives a thumbs up and then goes, don't blame you. And then he goes, and David gives Luke a thumbs up and then goes, don't feel bad. And then goes lifeless.

What? What is happening in this movie? So Anna and Luke then leave. They get out of the gymnasium as the whole place goes up in flames. Outside, we see them sitting in the back of a fire department vehicle, just, like, covered in blankets, being tended to. A firefighter. This has happened to me before.

I can't remember the word for firefighter. I was going to say fire worker. A fireman. God damn. Fire worker. The firefighter is, like, asking them if they are okay. I'm like, okay, great. I'm going to.

I'll be back. Just, like, stay here great. I'm going to – I'll be back. Just like stay here. It's all good. Goes up to another firefighter who's just coming out of the gymnasium asking for like the report. And he says there were two bodies found, both badly burned. One is missing his teeth. They got knocked out it looks like. looks like and we see anna's like looking towards them and we see a firefighter limping out of the gym in like full gear with a little gas mask on his face he turns to look at her they lock eyes

it's david she goes what the fuck end of movie what oh my god is there a guest too i mean this was in 2014 also like what else could you do i wish we've sort of just done it right but no no we've done it we've done it but however like what i don't really understand. So did he actually he actually served with Caleb and he actually wanted to go see his family? I think the deal is he actually served with Caleb. He did care about Caleb. He did want to see his family. But he is also a sociopath who then when he was after he got injured for real, got injured at war. then when he was after he got injured for real got injured and at war they decided to do a medical experiment on him to try to create this like super soldier but yeah it went it went badly

and he escaped and then he went to go see kayla's family for real i think there are like parts of him that are really who he was and then this like super soldier part takes over like the only reason he like with all the bad things he did before killing Craig killing the bosses or the dad's boss and stuff was like that was him trying to take care of the family that was him like looking out for them it's just that

he's crazy I shouldn't say that he's like a sociopath so he did it by killing these people like he thought he was doing the right thing but then when he when his identity becomes compromised he has to take them all out because that's what he is programmed to do um so that is sort of what my understanding is of the situation a cautionary tale against making a cautionary tale soldiers let's not do it let's not do it it never turns out well it's hardly the point but a thing I kept

thinking is oh imagine changing and hiding that perfect face such a shame it's so tragic so the only thing I wish the movie had done is because this bothered me kind of the whole time

is like what's his personal life like who's where's his family like did he they just like never even acknowledge that and I feel like it's like the elephant in the room the whole time where it's like why is he immediately spending so much time with Caleb's family I mean I think he's just not I don't know well

or normal yeah probably doesn't have a family yeah yeah yeah but I wish there had just been some acknowledgement of the fact that he doesn't have a family or something like that. It's also like, there definitely are questions and some holes in the story where you're like, why? What? But also, I was thinking

about it today when I was taking my notes. It sort of doesn't matter. The point of the movie is just like, who's this guy? What's the deal? And then a bunch of cool violence happens. Like, that's all this movie is trying to do. And they do it well.

Also, like, I'm so bad at this. I truly, it's a quick movie. It's like 90 minutes. I think I took longer telling you what happens than it takes to watch it. That happens sometimes. I'm really sorry. Because you can get a lot of information visually that, in a second second that just takes a long time to describe also I spent like 45 minutes

talking about how hot he is and that is true and I don't regret it um so it's a great movie he's such a good actor it's it's fun it's cool yeah it's like very funny too I remember laughing a lot it's like really well done yeah it really is and it does it does look

really cool that like haunted house sequence at the end is really a great device um it's great it's on netflix there you go we talked about this before but it's worth repeating like there's also just something that's it never gets old watching someone who's just always going to dominate. Like, they're just good every time. Like, you know, they're going to fucking whatever they're going to do. They're just going to. And this applies in every scenario. Like even like the Queen's Gambit, you know, when like, you know that she's going to win

every chess match. Like you just there's something about it where you're just like, yeah, let's watch that. That makes me feel good. Although I will say, there's apparently in Vin Diesel's contracts, he can't ever lose a fight. Oh my god, yeah. You will never see it. Go back and

watch every one of his movies. Highly recommend it. You'll never see him lose a fight, which is so funny to me to just know. Now I think about that anytime I see a Fast and Furious or anything where I'm like, well, any fight he gets into, he will win and I just know that to be true there's no stakes which is different to me than like

there's a way it can be boring there's a way it can be boring too give me those Vin Diesel fights but it's like in Mission Impossible as you know my favorite thing ever and John Wick my other favorite thing ever it's like yeah John Wick's coming out on top Ethan Hunt's coming out on top.

We'll find some twists and turns along the way, but then they're going to come out on top and I fucking love it and give me that all day long. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. Great, great pick, Emily. It's a fun one. Real good one. I really enjoyed hearing about it. I might have to watch it again.

At least that one scene. I know. I kind of want to watch it, too. At least the one. I really enjoyed hearing about it. I might have to watch it again. At least that one scene. I know. I kind of want to watch it too. At least the one. Should we do a bit of a southern drawl? Yeah, like a slow southern accent. Just a little bit eerie southern. Well, yes. That sounds good.

That's a little too southerny. That's a little too southern, but you're in the right headspace you take it away Emily okay god I'm gonna have to miss Peterson okay from all of us here at Too Scary Didn't Watch goodbye

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