Toronto Mike'd: The Official Toronto Mike Podcast - 1990 CFNY Sampler
Episode Date: March 21, 2021You heard a taste during episode 815 with Alan Cross, but here's the entire CFNY scope from 1990. You'll hear Humble and Fred, Mary Ellen Benninger, Alan Cross, Live Earl Jive, Deadly Headley, Don Ber...ns, Hal Harbour, Dani Elwell, Skot Turner, Maie Pauts, and Chris Sheppard.
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Thank you. more intimate feel of what alternative radio is all about. Our tape begins with the CFNY morning team of Humble Howard and Fred Patterson.
Our morning show is about as conventional as the station ever gets.
Two wacky guys, a bunch of clever contents, and some wonderful characters.
Add to this lots of surveillance information, two news and sportscasts per hour,
and a music mix that consists of past hits, current hits, and CFNY's specialty future hits.
And you've got one of the most exciting morning shows in town.
Live from Toronto, where the hula skirts and coconuts abound.
Where Don Ho does his magical island songs and show every night atop the CN Tower.
Basically, what I'm saying is it's kind of warm, kind of like Hawaii.
Anyway, it's our three of the Humble and Fred Show.
Coming up, Mr. Goo Head, Neat Stuff, and the premiere of Humble and Fred's Tiny Talent Time.
Wow!
Also, great music from the beautiful South, Point Aug Pondering, and Simple Minds.
And now, gosh almighty and holy camoly, I love these guys.
It's Humble and Fred!
C-F-N-Y.
Humble and Fred. Just like on Sesame Street
Eight minutes past eight
808 Depeche Mode in a second
First Billy Idol
Money, money
It's CFNY
Here she come, now say
Money, money
Shoot em down, turn around
Come on, moan it
Hey, she's giving me love and I feel all right now
You gotta toss that turn and feel all right
And I feel all right
I say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Cause you make me feel
Like a monster
So good
Like a monster
So good
Like a monster
So good
On and on
So fine
On and on
So fine
On and on
It's alright
On and on
When I feel alright
I say yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah
Waking, shaking, moaning, moaning
Up and down, turn around, come on, moan it, moan it Up and down, turn around
Come on, moan it
Hey, she give me love
And I feel all right now
I said don't stop now
Come on, moan it
Come on, moan it. Come on, moan.
I said, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Come on, you may be.
I can fall.
I can fall.
I can fall.
I can fall.
I can fall.
I can fall.
I can fall.
I can fall.
I can fall.
I can fall.
I can fall.
I can fall. I can fall. I can fall. I can fall. I can fall. I can fall. I can fall. I can fall. I can fall. I can fall. I can fall. I can fall. I can fall. I can fall. I can fall. I can fall. I can fall. I can fall. I can fall. I can fall. I can fall. I can fall. I can fall. I can fall. I can fall. I can fall. I can fall. I can fall. I can fall. I can fall. I can fall. I can fall. I can fall. I can fall. I can fall. C-F-N-Y-F-M-1-0-2 with Billy Idol.
Money, money at 12 minutes after 8 o'clock.
8.12 in the morning.
Brad.
Humble and Fred.
Oh, new idea.
Brand new thing.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, we got a million of them.
Oh, yeah.
Here's the thing.
If you do any particular thing, like you can play the piano, or you're an art player, or
you make sounds with your mouth or something.
Can you play the spoons?
Yeah.
We're going to have you perform on our show.
As we do, we're going to make this like a Friday thing called Humble and Fred's Tiny
Talent Time.
Yes, we're going to give you several seconds to expose yourself, your talent.
And after exposing yourself, we'll ask you to cover up.
No, come on.
You know, maybe you can tell a joke.
No, we don't want jokes.
We don't want jokes.
We want people who do some kind of talent, make some noise, sing a song.
Well, you know, we used to do that little song thing.
Oh, that's always fun.
Humble and Fred's Tiny Talent Time, 870-7700.
We're going to find out a little bit about you,
and then we're going to hear your little talent.
You see, we can't actually play this game ourselves
because, you know, we have no
talent, that is. It's a beautiful sound.
C'est la fin noire.
That's right. The conversation we had Keep it all in Thank you. I kept it all in. I kept it all in. I kept it all in.
Now, now, now.
I kept it all in.
I kept it all in.
Now, now, now.
I kept it all in.
I kept it all in.
Beautiful South, and you kept it all in.
From CFNY, FM 102, we've been having the Humble and Fred Tiny Talent Time auditions,
and we just had a young man who unfortunately hung up,
but he made these sounds with his armpit.
Yeah.
Which we thought would have been fascinating, really.
I haven't heard that since grade 10.
Damn it.
I haven't heard that since my last shower.
Anyway, we have room for one more person with any kind of talent,
singing, dancing, playing the piano.
If you'd like to win a gift certificate from Lime Rickies
and you think you're that person, boy, oh, boy, give us a call, 870-7700.
In the meantime, in traffic, it's 17 past 8.
Karen Horsman is here.
Just got off the phone with the TTC,
and Ed tells me they're busier than usual
because of a delay on westbound on Finch west of Bathurst.
Their buses are having trouble getting through there,
so so will you.
Again, stay clear of westbound on Finch west of Bathurst.
Police are still on the scene of that accident
on Lawrence eastbound at Brimley.
It's in the right lane, but it's still a slow spot.
The westbound Queenie is improving from Burrell Oak to Bronte.
The Queenie is in good shape after Dorval, according to Bob.
The eastbound Gardiner is typically busy around the Humber Bay, but no real delay.
The westbound 401 is solid in the collectors from Don Mills to Young.
Now, the reason why is they have the transfer lanes closed from the collectors to the core,
just west of Young Street, so you'll have to stay in those collector lanes all the way past Yonge.
And that's CFNY Traffic. I'm Karen Horsman. I'll be back in 15 minutes.
Well, Mr. Chicken, McDonald's white sale ends soon.
True, Mr. Fish, and people won't be able to get my delicious McChicken sandwich for just $1.69
when you buy a medium soft drink and large fries.
How sad.
Look, Chicken Guy, they won't be able to get my tenderly filet-o-fish for just $1.29
when you buy a medium soft drink and large fries.
But, hey, you swim with the flow.
Till November 30th, that participating McDonald's
is going to make chicken for just $1.69
or a filet-o-fish for just $1.29
when you buy a medium soft drink and large fries.
You know, Mr. Fish, I need a vacation.
Well, Mr. Chicken, how about across the road?
I've been there.
It's time for Humble and Fred's Tiny Talent Time,
where contestants aren't tiny, their talent is.
And now, speaking of talentless, it's Uncle Fred and Uncle Humble.
Why, thank you, Uncle Dan.
Good morning, Uncle Fred.
Good morning, Uncle Hum.
We have a couple of very lovely young contestants with us.
And all the way from Oakville on line two, I believe this is Karen.
Good morning, Karen.
You.
Pardon me?
Good morning. How are you?
Well, Uncle Humble and Uncle Fred are very good.
Karen, tell us something.
Okay.
What would you like to be when you grow up?
I'd like to be a dancer.
A dancer.
A ballet dancer, I bet.
That's right.
Or one of those dancers you see at the airport.
At the airport?
Yeah.
You know what I mean.
Anyhow, don't mind Uncle Humble and Uncle Fred,
because Uncle Humble just had some cappuccino and he's starting to peak.
Listen, what talent do you have?
I can open a beer bottle and pour it with my mouth.
You can?
Wow.
Wow, Uncle Fred.
Who taught you that?
Your father?
Your mother?
My grandmother.
Well, let's hear it, Karen, nice and loud for our home audience.
Opening a beer bottle and pouring it with your mouth.
Okay, hold on.
All righty.
Did you hear it?
Oh, very nice.
Exceptional.
Very nice.
And you've got a $100 gift certificate from Lime Rickies, Karen.
Great, thank you.
Thank you.
Hang on a second.
Oh, let's go to line one.
And who do we have on the line?
Hi.
It's someone who'd rather not be known.
Isn't that right?
Yeah, well, I'm just a bit too young, you know, to be on the radio, so, you know.
Would you care if we used your real name?
Yeah, actually, I would.
Okay, Adam.
Okay, Adam.
Let me ask you a question, Adam.
Do Mom and Dad make you practice your instrument too much, say, until you want to puke?
Yeah, you know, they always ask me to play it, you know, and I just get tired sometimes.
What's your talent, by the way?
Well, I have many talents, but I play the guitar, you know.
Can we hear that?
Sure.
Would you like to hear a little song?
You know a song called Luca?
By Suzanne Vega?
Yeah.
That's a happy tune.
Okay, here I go.
Okay.
Okay.
My name is Luca.
I live on the second floor.
I live upstairs from you.
Yes, I think you've seen me before
If you hear something late at night
Some kind of trouble, some kind of fight
Oh, very nice, Adam. Very, very nice.
It's not nice.
You've got yourself a $100 gift certificate for Lime Rickies,
and thanks for being with Uncle Humble and Uncle Fred.
Oh, thanks, guys.
or gift certificate for Lime Rickies,
and thanks for being with Uncle Humble and Uncle Fred.
Oh, thanks, guys.
This has been Humble and Fred's Tiny Talent Time.
If you have talent or just like to horse around with a couple of goofballs and win prizes,
listen next time for all the little funsters.
I'm Uncle Dan Duran.
The future of rock is here.
Today.
CFNY.
FM 102. Thank you. Take the silence, come crashing in, into my little world.
Painful to me, it's right through me.
Can't you understand, oh my little girl.
All I ever wanted, all I ever needed is here, in my arms.
Humblin' Fred's breakfast show runs from 5.30 to 9.30 each weekday morning. It is followed by 102 Magazine, a current affairs magazine program produced by CFNY's news department.
102 Magazine is followed by Alan Cross, who offers a music-intensive midday show from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m.
Within Alan's program is one of the station's most popular features, the all-request nooner.
Here's an edited version of CFNY's 102 Magazine, followed by a sampling of Alan Cross' midday program.
102 Magazine.
Good morning and welcome. I'm Mary Ellen Benninger.
Coming up on 102 Magazine today, we update the situation in the Persian Gulf,
talking about dreams and negotiations and hostages.
We compare crimes past to those present in Metro
with a man who's seen it all.
And our weekly medical checkup.
That's all coming up today on 102 Magazine.
There's a story going around in Bahrain
that Iraqi intelligence is spreading a tale
about a dream that Saddam Hussein had.
That the Prophet Muhammad told him in his dream that Saddam Hussein had, that the Prophet Muhammad
told him in his dream that his guns were pointing in the wrong direction. There are some suggestions
the story is to prepare Iraqis for a pullout from Kuwait. There are also some hints some of the
Western hostages will soon be released, and the oil industry apparently believes something good's
about to happen since the cost of crude has dropped noticeably in the past few days. Here to talk about some of these stories is Martin Shadwick. He is with the
Canadian Institute for Strategic Studies. Good morning. Nice to have you back. Good morning.
Thank you. Gas rationing began today in Iraq. Is that a sign the UN trade embargo is finally
working? Yes, it is. It's beginning to nibble away. It's an ironic place for them to have hit
home so soon because, of course,
the Iraqis are surrounded by what is quite literally a sea of oil. Their problem isn't a
lack of oil, it's a lack of chemicals that are needed in the refining of automotive-grade
gasolines. So do you believe that the gas rationing in Iraq will maybe strengthen resolve
that may be wavering among some of the Arab nations that are taking part in the UN trade embargo?
It might have that effect, but nothing dramatic, I don't think.
It's going to take a while before the sanctions really begin to bear down on the Iraqis.
Now, there are suggestions out of Saudi Arabia
that they may be willing to allow Iraq to hold on to some disputed Kuwaiti territory
as a way to eventually end the standoff.
How would Canada feel about that?
The official Canadian position is still one that calls for no reward for the Iraqi invasion.
In other words, they have to get out completely.
What the case might be behind the scenes is still open to some question.
Certainly if the Saudis and the Kuwaiti government in exile could live with something like this,
I think the Western multinational forces and others would come on board too.
Thanks very much for joining us.
You're quite welcome.
Martin Shadwick is with the Canadian Institute for Strategic Studies and joined us from his Toronto home.
Coming up next, the good guys and the bad guys from the guy who's seen it all.
Game day. Los Angeles Forum, 235. guys from the guy who's seen it all. There is no glory in his job, only a lonely, fierce pride.
Tonight, as always, his achievements won't be remembered in any record book.
And tonight, like every night, he won't be sharing the limelight.
He will only shadow it.
NHL Hockey on TSN.
Real life, real drama, real TV.
You're listening to 102 Magazine from CFNY.
Jocko Thomas has seen it all. In more than 60 years as the police reporter for the Toronto Star,
Thomas has rubbed shoulders with the city's top cops and crooks alike.
He's retired from ambulance chasing now
and is flogging his new book from police headquarters,
Tales from the Big City Crime Beat.
And he spoke with CFNY's Barb Hanson.
This is the city, Toronto, Ontario. He was a cop reporter. And this is his story.
This is Jocko Thomas from Police Headquarters.
From Police Headquarters, Tales from the Big City Crime Beat is the title of Jocko Thomas' new book,
which chronicles Toronto crime then and now.
And it documents one of the longest-running and most celebrated reporting careers
from Jocko's days as a cub reporter at the Toronto Star in the early 30s to present day.
He is Canada's best-known crime reporter.
How would you say that crime in Toronto has changed over the years?
It seems to me it had more intrigue and appeal in the 40s, 50s, and 60s.
Well, it was sensationalized more by the papers in those days because crime sold papers and circulation is the big thing in newspaper work.
And so the crimes got a bigger play in the paper.
Anything local got a bigger heading.
It's got to be a pretty big story in Toronto now to get the headlines that we used to get on our stories years ago.
So the crime was more sensationalized by the reporters then.
And it's more violent today as a result of the drug scene.
The addicts have to get their money to buy their cocaine, and that's why there's so
many muggings and hold-ups in which there's violence. I guess back in the 30s, though,
even a store awning fire was news. That's right. We'd chase the fire trucks and write a story about
the people that were forced out. They called them shirttails. The firemen used to call them I guess there were far fewer restrictions on police back then, too.
on police back shots were fired. If it was a dozen shots fired, it'd get a bigger heading in the paper than if there was two or three shots.
And I think sometimes the detectives involved knew that, and they'd exaggerate the number of
shots they fired, they'd tell us, because they knew if they said they were fired 10 or 12 shots,
get a bigger heading on the story. Jocko, do you think that it's inevitable that Toronto will fall victim to the same sort
of rampant crime and violence that prevails in American cities of the same size?
Or is there anything that we can do to prevent that?
Well, there isn't anything to prevent it, really, except the dedication of the police
force, I guess.
But as long as the drug situation grows as it has been growing,
we're going to have more violent crime.
I don't know whether we'll ever get as bad as some of the cities of its size in the United States.
I don't think it will because it would have by now.
Was there ever any time during your career that you wanted to quit, to give it up?
No, no, I didn't.
I didn't even want to give it up at the end.
But I got to be 75, so it was time to quit.
From police headquarters, tales from the big city crime beat.
Highly recommended reading.
This is Barb Hanson reporting from 102 Magazine Headquarters.
CFNY's Karen Horstman is here now for our weekly medical checkup.
Good morning, Karen.
Good morning, Marielle. And I'm going to talk about Eating Disorder Awareness Week. It's the third annual week. And the theme of it is thinness
isn't the answer, it's what's inside that counts. And I think it's a really catchy slogan, and I
think it's really working. I went to a seminar last night, and the room was just jammed. It was
sponsored by the National Eating Disorder Information Center. It was at the Toronto
General Hospital. And the room was just standing room only, really.
And they had three people up there talking about their stories
and their fight with weight.
And all their stories were very different.
Now, the whole evening started off by everyone in the room agreeing to,
quote, what one of the speakers said,
we are led to believe fitness will bring beauty, success and happiness.
And this obviously can lead to obsession with food and weight if you don't reach that goal. Now, the two diseases they
were talking about are anorexia nervosa and bulimia. We talked a lot about what's behind
these diseases. Now, it's different for some women. This one woman was talking about how she grew up as a fat child and that other people around her labeled her as fat,
and she fought this image that everyone was telling her,
her parents, doctors, her friends.
So she went on these crash diets and therefore got the disease.
There's other instances, which this is more popular,
the psychological behind this disease,
where a child might have divorced parents and they want the attention of the father,
so they'll get sick.
I mean, that's the way daddy will come and see you
if you're in the hospital with a tube in your arm, right?
Yeah.
So that's why there's not a lot of information or cures to these eating disorders
because it's a very individual disease.
Very personal.
Yeah.
So give them this number.
This is the National Eating Disorder Info Center.
It's 340-4156.
They can get you into some of these dynamite support groups.
And after seeing what I saw last night, it was very moving and encouraging.
Thanks very much, CFM Wise Care and Horseman.
Coming up next, we're on base in Markey Magazine.
This is Humble Howard.
Fred? What? Introduce yourself. This is Humble Howard. Uh, Fred?
What?
Introduce yourself.
I'm Fred Patterson.
With the latest on the McDonald's wake-up call.
Now, Fred, read your line.
You read it.
Just call between 5 a.m. and midnight to arrange a wake-up call from us at whatever time you want.
Now your line, Fred.
No.
Meanwhile, listen to us weekday mornings, and we'll make a live wake-up call and award prizes.
Eventually, we'll award the grand prize, and it's a big one.
Sure, rub it in.
A $4,000 RAM satellite system with 200 channels.
We don't get any free satellite system. We don't even get paid to make these calls.
Register for your wake-up call between 5 a.m. and midnight, 870-CFNY.
You know something, Fred?
You're kind of cute when you pout.
Time now for Marky Magazine, a presentation of Super Scratch 21.
As we heard yesterday, Tim Robbins is starring in a new movie called Jacob Ladder,
and he won't tell us really what it's about or much about the character.
And isn't a Jacob's Ladder something they use in a laboratory?
It's biblical. It's biblical. It's a biblical reference.
It's also something they use in a laboratory? It's biblical. It's biblical. It's a biblical reference. It's also something they use in a laboratory, isn't it?
It was in one of the Frankenstein thing
when the electrical shock goes up.
It's a Jacob's water, I think.
All I know is that it is about a Vietnam veteran.
He is in New York City,
and he is being sort of bugged by his own personal demons,
and he can't really tell whether they're real
or just in his imagination.
So it doesn't take place in a lab, then?
No, it doesn't.
We cleared that up, then.
But it does start Tim Robbins, who is better known for comedy,
and who does try and get out and publicize his pictures,
although after yesterday's encounter with him,
we can wonder why.
It ain't helping.
And he is a little suspicious about publicity.
I know people, and I know friends of mine,
that will be completely screwed over artistically on a film.
And then when it comes around to publicity,
and they don't want to do it because they were screwed over,
but because they were screwed over,
they get this, you know,
it's this attitude of shock from the people releasing the film.
Integrity in an actor?
Come on, Tim.
Sheesh, welcome to Hollywood.
You can tell he's married to Susan Sarandon.
She spoiled him.
He thinks actors are smart. Now, did they actually get married? Did they actually talk or not? Well,, welcome to Hollywood. You can tell he's married to Susan Sarandon. She spoiled him. He thinks actors are smart.
Now, did they actually get married?
Did they actually talk or not?
Well, they had a kid.
Yeah, that's exactly right.
Close enough.
I think they're together.
They cohabitate.
I wouldn't ask Tim whether they were married.
Technical, no.
I mean, it would take an hour and a half
and he'd never get an answer.
And he wouldn't want to explain, yeah.
Tomorrow we're going to talk to a woman
with a little more on the ball,
a little more lively.
That's on Marky Magazine from CFNY.
And that is it for today's edition of 102 Magazine.
Our thanks to reporters Barb Hanson and Karen Horstman
and to technical producer Greg Williams.
Music this morning from the Thompson twins and Rosa and Schumann.
By the way, that number again, if you'd like more information about eating disorders,
is 340-4156.
Coming up tomorrow, what is up with Brian Mulrooney?
Does he have a political death wish or something?
We'll talk to the man who knows the boss
at about the summer of the Tories
that thought would never end.
Michelle Graton, author of Still the Boss,
joins us tomorrow morning on 102 Magazine.
I'm Mary Ellen Benninger. See you then.
Ordering one All Request Nooner.
Having lunch with a bunch of great music.
The All Request Nooner from FM 102 CFNY.
Hi, it's Valerie down here at the Exhibition with Alan.
I'd like to request Japan's television,
and I'm down here at the Greek booth, Foods of the World,
so come on down and get a shish kebab. Thank you. I apologize again
Time after time after time
The conversation drifts
No general direction
And your oral love is keeping me from bed Thank you. All you want, all you want
I'll bet you're changing my life
Cause all you want is television
I said you're changing my life
Cause all you want is to be done so Β© BF-WATCH TV 2021 870-7700
CFN1
FM 102's free ticket wicket
is open. Call now.
This Saturday is CFNY
Day at Wild Water Kingdom on
Finch Avenue West. If you're calling number 5
right now at 870-7700, I'll
hook you up with a pair of VIP passes.
Do you want to tell me how, when you're around me,
you're scared of taking down a heart beside your own? Thank you. It's the All Request Nooner live from the CNE.
CFNY FM 102, Grapes of Wrath.
That's a band that you're going to see at the Caspian Awards.
Their name's going to be on a whole bunch of ballots this year.
Guarantee that.
Do You Want to Tell Me?
And also Japan.
Real classic there with television.
I'm Ali Cross.
It's about ten minutes before two.
And I want to congratulate Brent Kapustik of Oakville.
He and a friend are going to suit up and join us at Wild Water Kingdom on Saturday for CFNY Day.
Brent has himself a pair of VIP all-access
passes, courtesy of the free ticket wicket.
These are good for unlimited use
of the water slides, the wave pool,
all the other water facilities.
Plus, we'll have access to the miniature golf
courses and the batting cages,
all the other stuff that they've got there. Plus, live
music will come poolside from the
satellites. Now, you can join us. Tickets are available
at the gate for $13.95,
$11.95 for kids, and
the park opens at 10 o'clock Saturday morning, and
it's going to be a hot, sultry
kind of day. And I
actually can't think of a better place to be than
a water park. And all the people from
the station will be there. We're looking forward to a real
good day. CFNY Day at
Wild Water Kingdom,
7855 Finch Avenue West, just on the southeast
tip of Brampton. And it's another event in the 102 days of summer. Superstars presents
your best alternative. Thursday nights with Don Burns. Someday people say I'm so sorry,
but it'll be too late.
But it'll be too late.
I'll turn it into music.
I'll turn it into your best music. The best music!
Others cook, but only Don burns.
Ooh, that feels good.
Thursdays at Superstars.
6487 Dixie Road, north of the 401 in Mississauga.
Alyssa put a wrap on the All Request Nooner for another day.
And tomorrow, 12 noon, we'll do it live from the C in Mississauga. Alyssa put a wrap on the L Request Nooner for another day.
And tomorrow, 12 noon,
we'll do it live from the C&E once again.
Maybe we'll see you down here.
One more song.
This one's from Feltz for Altino and Brampton.
Primitive Painters from CFNY. Don Burns covers afternoon drive for CFNY.
The shift runs from 3 to 7 p.m. and includes a one-hour music foreground runs from 3 to 7 p.m.
and includes a one-hour music foreground program
from 4 to 5 p.m.
Modern Music Magazine highlights new releases,
music news, artist profiles, and feature interviews.
Here's a scoped version of Modern Music Magazine
followed by a sample of Don's 5 p.m. drive-home hour. guitar solo
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So freaked out and wrecked
Everything's gonna be just swell
When I make my dynamite heavy And it's all freaked out Everything's gonna be just swell
When I make my dynamite
And it's all freaked out
There's gotta be living in a pell-mell
Mountaintop hideaway streetcar garage
Out there hustling that sonic massage
When I make my top buddy
Big Pete Hemisole
Freak out Sonic
All synthesized
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Well, eat your heart out, Harry Connick Jr.
Well, I don't think Harry would be too appreciative if he knew you were talking about him like that.
Yeah, you know, if he can't take a joke, pal.
Top 40 and Housework,
two of the many different styles of music
on the new Robert Palmer album,
18 tracks on Don't Explain.
That's your modern music preview for today.
Earl Jive with his final report
from the CMJ Conference in New York coming up next.
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Hello, I'm Earl Jive on Maudlin Mucus Magazine.
And today, the final, final feature.
I know Don's glad about this.
The final, final feature in the CMJ Convention Trilogy Plus Two.
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Hi, I'm Earl Jive, and this is the final segment of the CMJ Music Seminar in New York City.
And this is just one of the many pieces of music I brought back.
One of the things from another land,
they are, of course, from Japan, the Flying Kids,
and the song was Ware Omo Yui Ni Ware Are.
And, of course, you all know what that means.
There's a phone number on this cassette sampler that I have.
Maybe you'd want to call up and try to get something from them
or just have the excitement of talking to a person who doesn't speak English. In Tokyo, the number is 03-746-5726.
Or you can fax them at 03-746-5739. Let me know how it works out. Right now, let's continue on
with another song from this sampler. Here are the Southern All-Stars with Manatsu no Kajutsu,
Sukiyaki
Kawasaki,
and his orchestra.
Well, the Southern All-Stars, anyway.
Let's see it, Benoit.
Let's see it, Benoit.
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and of course the lead singer, the Japanese Corey Hart.
Koli Hatsu!
And Nanatsu no Kajitsu.
Karate, Kawasaki, Kazuki.
And we now move to a different country.
This is a country that isn't part of
the Japanese chain. This is one of the Scandinavian countries, the northernmost, if I'm not mistaken.
We're going to go to Finland now. And this actual piece of music I got at a previous convention in
New York, turning into a convention in New York kind of guy. This is from the new music seminar.
We got a thing called Reindeer Rock from Finland
and from Helsinki. We're going to start off the first of two selections. Here's
Heart Hill with the Graveyard Party Blues from CFNY on Modern Music Magazine.
Listen carefully. This one's in English. You may not be able to understand it very well. Peace. It's free, I'm part of the blues. That's what life is all about.
Free, I'm part of the blues.
That's what life is all about.
Free, I'm part of the blues.
That's what life is all about.
Free, I'm part of the blues.
That's what life is all about.
Free, I'm part of the blues.
Life is all about.
Life is only a day of heart Life is only a day of heart Life is only a day of heart
Life is only a day of heart
The graveyard party blues
The graveyard party blues.
That's Hart Hill from CFNY on Modern Music Magazine.
I'm the live Earl Jive with this, the final segment of the CMJ convention
coverage.
And a reminder to stay tuned because
in February we'll have a ten part
series of People I Met in San Francisco.
So stay tuned for that
right here, right smack dab
in the middle of the Fred Burns show.
So, winding it up, the final selection here
are the Jive Tones.
I'm nuts over you.
Yes, these guys are from Finland as well.
Don Burns is next.
Sorry.
Sorry. Why so nice now that makes me cry Then I realized that I'm never gonna let you go
You can dance through the night
Or see the sky by your side
Then I made my move
I came to talk to you
Hey pretty girl, are you looking for gold?
I'm not as bad as your mama told
Just give me a chance and come with me
I'm ready to go
Hey pretty girl, are you looking for gold?
I'm not as bad as your mama told
Just give me a chance and come with me
I'm ready to go
Look into my eyes
And you'll see that I'm the only one
I'm the only one I'm the only one
I'm the only one
How appropriate that Earl should end his 7,962-part series on the CMJ Conference
with a group called The Jive Tones and a song called I'm Nuts Over Me.
Oh, I'm sorry, Over You.
Thank you, Earl, and we're looking forward to your next feature,
People I've Met While Yachting.
CFNY Modern Music Magazine,
Edlin Jones has got new reggae from the UK coming up next. Thank you.... Well, the season to be jolly is approaching,
and the new music releases are coming fast and furious.
That's the topic today.
More new music releases out of the UK,
specifically in the reggae house mode.
And we're going to feature music by MC Rebel, Jawobble,
and to start, the Moody Boys,
who had a kind of an acid house sound before.
Now they're getting into the reggae house.
They call it Raga House, and this one is titled Lion Dance.
On CFNY's Modern Music Magazine.
Yes, let's hear it for the Moody Boys.
This is protected by the red, the black, and the green. Thank you. This is protected by the red, the blue, the black, and the green. Thank you. Look you mad Dada is coming Look you mad
Dada is coming
Look you mad
Dada is coming
This is protected by the red, the black, and the green
Music in the Raga House style as played by the Moody Boys.
Lion Dance, the title of that one, taken from the new EP Journey Into Dubland. Modern Music Magazine will be right back
with the Rebel MC after we pause for the cause.
CFNY's Modern Music Magazine continues now
with their new released feature
featuring some of the latest reggae releases out of the UK.
This one is from the Rebel MC
who is into the house mode.
And this one's a little bit slower more soulful
it's called culture coming on strong this is the roost mix on cfny this station rules the nation
with version Thank you. Fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, fula, f of cold, yeah, yeah Many rivers to cross
But I still haven't found
My way over
I've been licked once up for years
But I've made this a fight
Through my own pride.
Many rivers to cross, but I still haven't found my way over.
I've been licked and suffered, yeah.
But I made this a fight Through my own pride
Fire!
Come circle down to the underground
Hit down, sound of music in the London town
From the stereo of the system sound
King Bob Marley wears the crown
Who would have kept fifth?
Let them wear it good
Understand me, the a manner never really understood
free the motherland if only i could study your culture you know you should tighten your
buckle if your lifestyle's loose reality's flowing so come drink the juice many rivers
but i still haven't found my way over
Sounding Chris, no piss, so check this
Serving strictly musical bliss
To the freedom army you must enlist
Respect you to the KISS
Catch the style, so run, come, come
Stand firm, all massive as me right version
Musicality advanced, let me function.
A product of the mixed race generation.
Colors, a barrier that holds us back.
Racism, a disease worse than crack.
Many rivers to cross.
But I still haven't found my way over.
Still happen by my way over.
New music from the Rebel MC in the reggae, hip-hop, and soul mode.
Titled Culture Coming On Strong.
You heard the Rub-a-Dub Mix.
We have time for just one more from Jawabble's Invaders of the Heart.
Bamba, Deadly Headly Saint, join me next Monday when I'll share some more music with you.
In the meantime, let's check out Jawabo on CFNY-FM,
Modern Music Magazine. Music on!
Music on!
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Music
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Music Good stuff.
Bamba from Jawobble.
And thank you, Hedley Jones, for Reggae and Rhythm today on Modern Music Magazine.
And that's going to wrap up our show.
We don't have any parts of Earl Jive
to offer you for tomorrow,
although if you give him a call here at the station,
he might offer you one or two of his parts himself.
But we will have part two of our look
at the Red, Hot & Blue compilation album
with Neil Mann on Modern Music Preview tomorrow.
David Haidt will take us on a journey
through the music of the Real World record label
on the height of jazz.
And our very own producer, Greg Bart Simpson-Williams.
We'll speak with Skinny Puppy and have music from their new release,
Too Dark Park, coming up tomorrow.
Modern Music Magazine is produced by CFNY FM 102
and brought to you by Molson Canadian.
CFNY.
News Update.
The 501 temperature, 17 Celsius. Good afternoon. I'm Rick Charles.
U.S. President Bush this afternoon signed into law new clean air legislation that will, among other things, act on acid rain pollution.
Bush calls it a red-letter day for Americans, but it's also a big score for Canada.
Newsman John McKay is in Washington.
her day for Americans, but it's also a big score for Canada. Newsman John McKay is in Washington.
And I am now honored to sign this clean air bill into law. To joyous applause from guests invited to the East Room of the White House here, Bush said today a long-awaited and long-needed chapter
was being added to the country's environmental history. The new law will impose tough restrictions
on smog and airborne toxics and will seek to cut in half the industrial sulfur dioxide emissions
that cross the border and fall on eastern Canada.
The legislation was passed by Congress last month
after more than a dozen years of failed attempts
to rewrite this country's clean air laws.
John McKay in Washington.
Metro homicide detectives announced today that tests have confirmed
and was Elizabeth Bain's blood found in her abandoned car last June 22nd.
and was Elizabeth Bain's blood found in her abandoned car last June 22nd. And police, for the first time, are calling her disappearance a case of murder.
She had last been seen three days before at the University of Toronto Scarborough campus.
And with the assistance of the FBI, police have developed a psychological profile of Bain's abductor and killer.
That profile will be used in the investigation,
but will not be revealed to the public.
Police will not confirm reports that Bain was killed by a hard object,
like a rock, possibly, by someone she knew.
A severe backlog in the courts has put more pressure on the Metro Police,
resulting in more overtime and higher costs.
CFNY's Mike Cancelera tells us the police commission is concerned
it may not be able
to trim its budget as Metro Council had hoped. Because of Metro Council's budget crisis, the
police force was ordered to trim its own budget by seven million dollars. It's been successful in
shaving about four million, but the police commission is still scrambling to make the
difference. Much of the problem stems from extra overtime, a lot of it resulting from officers
spending more time in court.
As well, since many cases are being fast-tracked to be heard earlier,
officers are spending more time serving notices to witnesses and those charged.
Police Commissioner Derwin Shea says it seems as though they're paying the price for a system that's not working.
Metro Deputy Police Chief Peter Scott estimates as many as 35,000 cases in Metro are at risk of being thrown out.
Officials from the Metro area municipalities meet with Provincial Environment Minister Ruth Greer
this evening concerning the region's mounting garbage crisis. Metro and Peel particularly
are trying to get approval for interim dump sites and had been told by the previous Liberal
government that Ontario Municipal Board hearings and environmental assessments would be fast-tracked. But during the election campaign, the NDP
said it would not speed up the process. Hence tonight's meeting. Peel Regional Chairman
Frank Bean says the municipalities are hoping to convince Greer that fast-tracking is crucial
because of the garbage crisis being so pressing. CFNY Toronto weather mainly clear and mild overnight.
Low near 10.
Friday becoming cloudy by midday with scattered showers.
High of 14.
Saturday a mixture of sun and cloud.
A high of just 4.
Mostly sunny on Sunday and a touch warmer.
High of 6.
Currently in Metro, it's 17.
From the CFNY newsroom, I'm Rick Charles with Don Burns.
Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together and then separate them
and keep doing this until I say stop for Mr. Tony Orlando and Don and Burns. Thank you. All of these insurmountable tasks
That lay before me
All of the first and the definite last
That lay in store for me First and the definite last The lane you stole from me Toronto's Modern Rock from CFNY FM 102
and the album Construction Time again,
Depeche Mode and love in itself.
We heard from Beloved in there,
Skinny Puppy's Warlock,
and if you want to hear a good taste
of Skinny Puppy's new album,
be listening to Morrow's Modern Music Magazine.
Producer Greg Williams had a chance to speak to some of the puppies.
And we'll have that interview coming up tomorrow afternoon between 4 and 5.
And we begin with Dead Can Dance.
Garden of Zephyrus, the name of the song we played from their new album.
Wouldn't you know, the spine doesn't have the name of the album on it.
Oh, this is the album with the title that you can't figure out.
It's A-I-O-N.
Ah.
N.
No, not ah.
N.
Oh.
What?
No, not oh.
Ah.
Anyway, CFNY presents Dead Can Dance at the Danforth Music Hall tonight.
Tickets are still available for that one.
And they, of course, co-hosted. A couple of the guys were here last night co-hosting the Alternative Bedtime Hour with Danny Hall tonight. Tickets are still available for that one. And they, of course, co-hosted,
a couple of the guys were here last night,
co-hosting the Alternative Bedtime Hour
with Danny Elwell.
Yeah, I heard that.
And it was very interesting, wasn't it?
Very eclectic.
Yes.
And that's, of course,
what the Alternative Bedtime Hour is all about.
So turn out the lights, light the candles,
and leave your socks on
for the Alternative Bedtime Hour
with Danny Elwell tonight at 11.
531, Burns and the Duffer with you as we head on together for 5 Bay Tire.
The Gardner, the QEW westbound, they are fairly normal.
Westbound 401, slow from Avenue Road off and on out to the 427.
Eastbound 401, slow from the 427 to Islington.
Also from Markham out to Rouge Mound Drive.
Eastbound York Mills and northbound Bayview heavy because of earlier problems in the intersection.
Northbound DVP, slow to north of Lawrence.
Northbound 404 is normal.
Ken called with an accident in the intersection of Kennedy and Boulevard.
And if you'd like to be like Ken and have a Captain Kirk lunchbox,
or be a member of the CFNY Kentail Traffic Spotters Club, all you have to do is be like Ken and have a Captain Kirk lunchbox, or be a member of the CFNY Cantel Traffic Spotters Club.
All you have to do is be like Ken,
call Star 102 on your Cantel phone,
and you will be instantly...
Your Kentel phone.
Your Kentel phone.
Yeah, that's it.
I like that.
Okay.
And instantaneously, you'll be a member of the CFNY Cantel Traffic Spotters Club
and be eligible for that bi-weekly grand prize of 102 minutes of Don Burns.
No, 102 minutes of Cantel.
I can't last that long. No way.
And that's CFNY Traffic. I'm the Duffer. Back in 10 minutes.
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Check out Michelin's XA4 all-season radials now
at the newly renovated Albion 5-Day Tire and Auto,
1783 Albion Road at Highway 27.
Been mainly clear and mild overnight with a low near 10.
So much for the sunshine becoming cloudy by midday tomorrow
with scattered showers developing in Ohio 14.
Once again, Environment Canada was wrong.
17 in Metro right now with Watertown from CFNY.
They say you sold your soul for a pocket of gold.
They say you gave it away.
You lost your mind in an elevator.
You were top of the charts with RCA.
I saw you walking down the alley
From Don Burns' Afternoon Drive, we shift gears and go straight to Live in Toronto,
an hour-long look at Toronto's club and concert scene.
The program is hosted by Hal Harbour and is followed at 8 p.m. by Danny Elwell.
Live in Toronto from CFNY FM 102.
How you doing? Welcome to the Thursday edition of Live in Toronto.
We are going to review some of the concert announcements we made last night, in case you missed it.
We'll also take a look ahead at the Rockabilly weekend we are presenting this weekend at Harbourfront.
Off the top here, we have a cancellation. The Box will not be performing tonight at the Diamond Club.
They've canceled.
Apparently, they're going to be doing some dates with Sinead O'Connor.
The Box not performing at the Diamond tonight,
but the Saddle Tramps will be there,
along with the Paul Myers Band.
We'll start the show off tonight with the Saddle Tramps,
live in Toronto. Midnight Dusty bar rooms
Outside
For moon hangs ready
You can go
With your best friends
Down at the corner
Of the hall
When this old summer's gone
They scared them good
Inside A ragged
old town
jails are
full
with rednecks
and lawyers
and everybody
wants it
all
it's a
boomerang
you should
never play
with fire
boomerang
come back
to your
room it's a boomerang And come back to you Because boomerang
And all my children find boomerang
So, up to you The slow summer's gone
They scared on earth
Inside a ragged old town
Jails are full
With rednecks and lawyers Thank you. So boomerang, things always, you will find. Boomerang is all I need.
Boomerang.
Boomerang.
Boomerang.
Boomerang, Boomerang, Boomerang, she never, never smiles.
Boomerang, come back to me, boozer.
Boomerang, depends on what she will find.
There's the Saddle Tramps live in Toronto. They're performing at the Diamond Club, not with the box.
The box have opted to open for Sinead O'Connor,
and so it'll be the Saddle Tramps tonight at the Diamond
along with the Paul Myers Band.
Also tonight, the C&E, it's Ronnie James Dio
with guests Inge Melmsteen.
Junior Gone Wild is in town for the weekend at Albert's Hall.
At the Black Swan, the Kendall Wall Blues Band tonight,
the Abrasives do the Cabana,
the Nancy Sinatras at the Cameron,
and at Clinton's tonight,
a show with Scott B. Sympathy and the Boneheads.
And here's a track direct from cassette from the Boneheads.
Their release is called Sex,
and this is My Baby Cried in Toronto here.
My baby cried
All night long.
My baby cried
all night long.
She saw me dancing with Sammy Jo
Hugging and kissing With the lights down low
My baby cried
All night long
Do-do-do-do-do-do
My baby cries
All night long
My baby cries
All night long
She's always messing with a girl named Sue
My baby can't do the things that Sue can do
My baby cries all night long
Do-do-do-do-do ααααΌααααααααΆααααΈααααΆααααΈααααΆααααΈααααΆααααΈααααΆααααΈααααΆααααΈααααΆααααΈααααΆααααΈααααΆααααΈααααΆααααΈααααΆααααΈααααΆααααΈααααΆααααΈααααΆααααΈααααΆααααΈααααΆααααΈααααΆααααΈααααΆααααΈααααΆααααΈααααΆααααΈααααΆααααΈααααΆααααΈααααΆααααΈααααΆα Last night I cried
All night long
Last night I cried
All night long
I saw my baby out having fun
Doing all the things that I had done last night
I cried all night long
Do-do-do-do-do There's the boneheads, yeah. All night long.
There's the Boneheads.
Yeah.
Live in Toronto,
My Baby Cried the Boneheads with Scott B. Sympathy at Clinton's tonight.
Some concert announcements that we made
last night on the program.
We should tell you about again in case you missed them.
CFNY presents Adamski at Lee's Palace
Tuesday, September the 18th.
Tickets are $10 at Ticketmaster, Peddler, Tuesday, September the 18th. Tickets are 10 bucks
at Ticketmaster, Peddler, Vortex, and The Club, and they go on sale today. We present The Sundays
at The Diamond, Wednesday, September 19th. Tickets are 11 bucks for The Sundays, plus service charge,
and they are available at Ticketmaster, The Peddler, Vortex, and The Club. That's The Diamond.
They're on sale today. We also present An Evening with Robert Fripp and the League, that's the Diamond, they're on sale today. We also present an evening with Robert Fripp
and the League of Crafty Guitarists,
Wednesday, October 3rd at the Minkler Auditorium,
that's at Seneca College.
Tickets $23 reserve plus service charge,
available at all Ticketmaster outlets,
they're on sale today.
We also present Marian Faithful,
Saturday, October 13th, Convocation Hall,
U of T, tickets $23,
available at all Ticketmaster outlets,
and these are available today as well.
This is Live in Toronto, coming up, some rockabilly. I wonder
Searching for souls
In a land where
Evil controls Good to know you're here in my heart. This keeps me from falling apart. I feel like I've died Then I let you
Help me inside
You belong to me
You're part of my soul
Our blood is life
Much better than gold
Look into the sunrise
Love will always shine Look into the sunrise
Love will always shine
I wanna kiss is everything
I wanna feel the world
I wanna to kiss everything
Gonna wrap my arms around and I'll let go
I want to kiss everything
I want to be a world
I want to kiss you. The album is Fight for Love, 5440 from CFNY FM 102,
Dred Zeppelin in the set 2, and some big audio dynamite in James Brown.
849 in Toronto. My name's Danielle.
Well, if you've been battling
with nightmares lately,
I'm sorry.
I don't really have a solution for you,
but I can tell you about waking up with
two nightmares that actually work here
at the station. It's our Humble and Fred
McDonald's automated wake-up call.
870-CFNY-870-2369,
is the number to call for your own personal relationship with these two nightmares.
Everyone who registers in the next four weeks will be eligible for this amazing prize that we've got going right now.
It's a $4,000 RAM home satellite system.
Wow, can you imagine? That'd be wild. 870-CFNY-870-2369.
Danny Elwell continues through until midnight, and her program includes the alternative bedtime
hour. And on Thursday nights, Danny presents the Thursday 30, our weekly countdown of CFNY favorites.
30, our weekly countdown of CFNY favorites.
Overnights on CFNY, we feature the music with host Neil Mann.
And then on the weekend, we pull out all the stops.
Weekend features include Friday Night High,
a program that invites high school students to participate,
bringing in their favorite songs and explaining why these songs appeal to them.
It's a great way to learn about today's youth.
We have Chris Shepard live from Toronto nightclub RPM on Friday night at 10.
And then on Saturdays, we bring Chris into our studios
with Club 102.
Excuse me!
We're here!
Hey, DJ!
Give me a fat beat!
Let me hear your song!
Come on!
CFNY FM 102 presents
Chris Shepard's Club 102. Bye. Where do you want to go?
I've seen every concert, baby.
I've been there.
Most definitely created by you and me going down in radio history,
known simply as the place to be.
That's why Shep asked you to vote for me,
so that I can continue to set you free from the pollution that's taking over everything.
You know what I'm saying?
They got the new kids on the static lower frequency.
They got Pat Boone and Whitney on the yuppie frequency.
They got Poison on the airhead frequency.
And we got the often imitated, never duplicated one,
kicking it the way it should be kicked on a Saturday night,
live from the pirate frequency, deep in the city of love.
It is the Club 102 experience.
Are you feeling good?
It is Saturday night in the city of love, and we're feeling all right.
See FNYFM102 in the current medical journal, the only non-medicinal cure for the flu.
You know what I'm saying.
More nonstop commercial free than anybody else can offer.
That's why it is the place to be.
And brothers and sisters, tonight, I promise you, we're going to have one of those,
oh, I do believe I have seen God type radio shows.
We got everybody in the mix tonight.
And it kicks off with the premeditated Megamix 45 minutes of nonstop commercial free.
CFNY on a Saturday night, Shep.
Oh, you feel all right.
Overnights on the weekend, it is Deadly Headly Jones,
who with rap rhythm and reggae keeps the beat going all night long.
Then, first thing in the morning, we present live Earl Jive and his wife,
the lovely and talented Beverly Hills.
Radio beyond belief. Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dumb, dumb, the show is dumb on CFNY.
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, the show is dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, the show is dumb on CFNY.
Well, I love to listen to the radio, because little jive's got the weekend wake-up show
Yeah, Beverly, it's a phone to know
On CFM1
Please don't touch it, please don't touch it
Please don't touch your knob
No, don't touch it.
You better not touch it.
You'll get hair on your palm.
Oh, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.
Dumb, the show is dumb.
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.
Dumb, the show is dumb on CFMY.
Woo-hoo! Thank you. Can't stop, keep on climbing, looking for what I knew.
Let me tell you about Ahab, the Arab, the sheik of the burning sands.
He had emeralds and rubies just a-dripping off of him and a ring on every finger of his hand.
He wore a big old turban wrapped around his head and a scimitar by his side. ΒΆ. The Sheikah of the Burning Sands. You heard it here.
First, CFNY FM 102.
You can say that again.
We're talking...
You know... We're talking, you know, we're talking,
I think we're into a second segment already here.
I better mark this down.
I'll try to remember 925, something like that.
That's where we went from Led Zeppelin into baseball.
By the way, I'm Earl Jive, and this is the Weekend Wake-Up Show. We heard Dumb Dumb, the Dumb Show song by No Strings Attached,
followed by Friends from Led Zeppelin's new four CD package,
all remastered by Jimmy Page.
And then we heard Celebration Day from Led Zeppelin.
Joni Mitchell was in there with the Jungle Line.
And all of this sort of ties together in some way in that,
well, Ahab the Arab by Ray Stevens followed.
So it's sort of like from the jungle to the desert,
and the World Series was dedicated to the boys in the Persian Gulf.
Yeah.
Which is Arabic land.
And then we went into the baseball situation.
Dead Can Dance also with Garden of Zephyrus.
And there in the background right now with the host of Seraphim.
It's not all weird and wacky on the weekend.
David Haidt presents four hours of jazz every Sunday night,
as well as his program Masters and Moderns Sunday mornings.
Hal Harbour presents Streets of Ontario,
a weekly spotlight on the independent recording artists
from around the province.
Lee Carter sends us global beatbox
from his home in London, England,
a 60-minute program profiling music from around the world.
Weekend afternoons are the vehicle for Scott Turner to offer up music and music-related
information in an informal, personable style.
Saturday morning, we pick up our midday theme and present the All Request Breakfast with
host Mae Potts.
The All Request Breakfast, brought to you by Carlsberg Light.
Live in the world of difference.
Exclusively from CFNY.
FM 102.
We have from Etobicoke who's going to a party as grimmest tonight,
sending out dead by They Might Be Giants.
I returned a bag of groceries
Accidentally taken off the shelf
Before the expiration date. I returned a bag of groceries
accidentally taken off the shelf before the expiration date. I came back as a bag of groceries Accidentally taken off the shelf
Before the date stamped on my cell
Now it's over, I'm dead
And I haven't done anything that I want
Or I'm still alive
And there's nothing I want to do
One, two, three, four Or I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do.
One, two, three, four.
If there's someone you can live without, then do so.
Oh, oh oh oh and if there's someone
you can just shove
out won't do so
you can be my Yoko Ono
you can follow me wherever
I go
be my be my be, be my Okono.
Be my, be my, be my, be my, be my Okono.
Be my, be my, be my, be my, be my Okono.
Be my, be my, be my, be my, be my Okono.
Oh, no.
Whoa, whoa.
The All-Request Breakfast.
Exclusively from CFNY.
FM 102. Woo! There's something I just can't describe. Something controlling me deep inside.
Whenever I start to feel this way, I just can't think of the words to say.
the beloved with the all request breakfast i love you and we also heard from the bare naked ladies by request be my yoko ono and dead by they might be giants, who, by the way, are coming back to town.
They're going to be at the Diamond on November the 2nd.
And if you're feeling a little dead today, maybe you should consider checking out this two-day conference.
It's called Celebrating Wellness in Body.
It's the first of a two-day conference starting today on all aspects of holistic medicine,
natural living, environmental preservation, metaphysical teaching, and organic food production.
It's taking place this weekend at the York Key Centre.
Also this weekend, if you're into brewery collectibles,
check out the Golden Horseshoe Breweryena Collector's Fall Show. That's a weird word
to say. It's a show and sale including
bottles, trays, cans
and labels from 11
until 3pm today
and it's taking place at a
place called, I think it's Gennaro
or Gennaro Lounge. It's located at
500 Queen Street East
and tomorrow the Old Paper
show and sale.
Over 80 dealers with comics, postcards, playing cards,
board games, magazines, photos, and lots more.
Something to think about as we're, believe it or not,
heading into the Christmas shopping season.
Tomorrow from 11 till 5 at the St. Lawrence North Market.
You're with May, and delight is next.
I feel like I'm walking a fine line.
It makes me feel like I'm walking a fine line.
Hold on to me.
Don't ever let go Cause I need your lovin'
I want you let it show
There's been so many times
When I felt like walkin' away
But somethin' always held me
And something made me wanna stay
Open your heart, girl
Cause I feel like I'm walking in a bright light
I feel like I'm walking a fine line.
CFNY, Joe Hanson, walking a fine line.
Talking Heads, life during wartime, the mood.
Don't need your love now.
And orchestral maneuvers in the dark and secret.
And the band is back together working on brand new material
after splitting up quietly about a year ago.
They're back.
Probably we won't have anything from them.
Probably spring at the earliest.
But it's good to hear they're back together.
It'd be nice to hear some new stuff.
Well, tonight, are you getting all set for our big showcase?
I know we've been pumping it.
We've been pumping it because we're pretty excited
about all this new music, all these great new bands. It's been a bumper crop this year for music in Toronto
and throughout southern Ontario, the best of which, the best we feel, will be showcased tonight at the
Copa. Here's the deal. Doors open at 6 30 tonight. Showtime is eight o'clock. If you get there on the
early side, which we suggest,
because there's a lot of people going.
Consider there's like 10 bands involved
here, and they've got all their friends
and their family coming out.
The whole gang from CFNY are going
down there, bringing all our friends.
And Don, I mean, if Don Burns is
going, you know how many friends Don has.
Right there. Right there. There goes
all the food, eh?
So if you can get there on the early side, it'd be great.
There's some food.
And for $5, you see all the bands,
and we're going to give you a copy of the CD and the cassette,
the Modern Music Search release.
It has all the great music on there that made the finals.
It's a deal.
Tonight, the showcase at the Copa.
We'll see you there.
Tonight, the showcase at the Copa. We'll see you there.
Well, that completes our tour of a week of CFNY.
Obviously, to condense this material to a length that would fit on a cassette,
we did do some editing.
However, for the most part, we've tried to offer you a sense of Canada's only true alternative radio station.