Toronto Mike'd: The Official Toronto Mike Podcast - Baseball Jams: Toronto Mike'd #832
Episode Date: April 8, 2021This 56th Pandemic Friday, Mike kicks out baseball jams with Cam Gordon and Stu Stone....
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I'm Mike from torontomike.com and joining me this week for our 56th Pandemic Friday is Stu Stone and Cam Gordon.
Hello. Go Jays go.
Three and three right now. They're a 500 ball team as we speak.
I know. I thought we'd be doing this episode
and we'd be like riding high,
like sky high for the five and one Toronto Blue Jays.
But yeah, they kind of played kind of shitty.
Well, we played down to our opponents, right?
Because the Yankees are supposed to be
World Series contenders.
So we took two out of three.
And then Texas is a bottom feeder.
So of course we lost two out of three.
Yeah, they're pretty bad, the Rangers.
Not a lot of talent.
I watched part of the home opener.
Without a doubt.
Okay, so Cam, welcome back.
We're kicking out baseball jams today.
That's why I played the Tom Cheek call of the Dave Steve no-hitter.
What a big, big moment. That was one of the biggest moments in Jay's historyhitter. What a big moment.
That was one of the biggest moments in Jay's history,
I feel like, at the time.
Well, for sure, because all you had was the 85.
Not even his most famous call.
Not even close.
Not even close.
Stu Stone, brother, good to see you.
How are things in LA?
This is Stu Stone, not brother.
Brother's next week.
That's next week. Oh, that's true.
How many weeks are you going to miss? Two?
Are you eating? We'll start with one.
I was, but now I'm not.
Okay, so you're only
missing one. I was just getting some sunflower
seeds for this baseball episode.
Shemeshkas.
You know?
I guess Tom Cheek's... Everything in LA is great. Tom Cheek's episode. You know, uh, I, uh,
I guess Tom cheeks,
Tom,
Tom,
everything in LA is great.
Tom cheeks,
most famous call,
of course,
touch them all.
Joe,
uh,
legendary without a doubt.
Is there a better,
is there a better radio broadcaster?
Uh,
no disrespect to Jerry Howard,
but is there a better broadcaster than Tom cheek for my money?
Not, not too many. Tom Cheek for my money not not too many
well not for my money I know Anderson here is watching at live.torontomic.com and he might go
with like Ernie what's his name again Ernie Harwell Harwell who has a cameo in the Disney
production Tiger Town which I watched again on YouTube last week uh anyway that's a shout out
what is that Tiger Town?
It was made for
kids. It was made for TV thing for
kids that was trying to be like the
natural, but for kids.
Instead of Roy Hobbs,
I can't even remember, but it was played... The guy from
Jaws, Roy
Scheider.
He plays like an older
veteran baseball player
who's kind of lost it, but there's one
kid who keeps the faith and comes to
every game and kind of sends these vibes
and suddenly he catches fire.
Anyways, it's a fun movie
for kids. Sounds wholesome.
You know it's a good...
Yeah, it's good.
You know it's a good...
Sorry, before we hit Detroit. There's a good sorry yeah go ahead
there's a very good and you can find youtube clips
of this a very good
80s baseball cameo
of Alan Trammell
and Lou Whitaker in a bar
with Tom Selleck and Magnum P.I
and he's
and Tom Selleck I think doesn't know who they are
why he's a Tigers fan.
Well, yeah, there was something like Lou Whitaker and Alan Trummel kind of look at each other.
It's like, yeah, you could say we work together closely.
It's all kind of Borscht Belt, like schlock.
Speaking of Borscht Belt,
I've been watching this show Recently
That's a little
Out of character for me
But maybe not
It's not a new show
But it's a show that I just started sort of watching
During the tail end of this pandemic
It's called The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
I've watched it
I've seen it
It's so good So funny end of this pandemic it's called the marvelous mrs mazel i've watched it i've seen it yeah
that's so good so funny it's like if you're a fan of like neil simon plays from high school
then you will love this show what is it about it's like a birth of like stand-up comedy in like the
late 50s early 60s with like lenny bruce and this girl mrs, Mrs. Maisel. It's pretty good. I think she's
modeled after Joan Rivers.
Could be.
Alex, I think her name is
Borstein. I always think of her as
the wife on Family Guy.
She's Lois Griffin on Family Guy,
but she's brilliant on this show.
Anybody who's listening, I've been recommending it
if you haven't already. It's really good.
It's very good. It's a prime show, I believe.
Have you seen Fleabag yet?
No.
See, I liked Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, but I preferred Fleabag.
And I hope you give it a shot at some point.
I think it's on.
I will.
I'm getting the sense that Amazon is where the good comedy shows are.
And Netflix is where the good true crime and documentaries are.
Hey, Stu, here true crime and documentaries are. Hey,
Stu,
I,
here's a question for you.
This is a bit of a variety magazine talk.
Did,
do you think Netflix will be an independently owned company in five years
and in 10 years?
No.
Like I,
I just,
cause people,
I feel like people like to draw a lot of analogies
between Netflix and Blockbuster where,
oh, people never would have thought Blockbuster would go away.
And I don't know.
I feel like especially with Amazon and Apple
and all these other companies,
they're really going hard into their...
They could just buy it.
I mean, listen, Netflix has a lot of debt from what I read.
So you never know.
You know, it's funny, Canada Kev,
and I'm going to shout out some people who are watching right now,
live.torontomike.com, but Canada Kev is here like saying,
tell me these titles that you like,
because he wants to share them with FOTMs in like a top secret Google Drive.
And maybe I've already said too much.
Maybe I should just stop talking.
But shout out to Canada Kev
for looking out for his fellow FOTMs.
And also, Lieve Fumke.
I see she could not get into
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
unless she's talking about Fleabag, actually.
So you'll have to clarify for us, Lieve,
which one.
If she says she's found her irritating,
she's talking about Mrs. Maisel.
She is a bit of a loud mouth.
Right, right. Yeah, it's a good show. It worth uh give it give it a longer shot it's pretty good um but yeah
baseball let's talk about that for a second yeah okay i got invited yeah and play i got invited
to play in mike wilner's dynasty baseball league this year wow i've tried. I've tried to recruit
Cam as my partner, but he's
giving me the runaround.
The cold shoulder.
But yeah, there's a lot of pressure
on this baseball season for me to
step it up
and do as I do
on Pandemic Friday and win.
But you say this is not
fantasy baseball. This is a
pursue the pennant gimmick.
Yes. Yes.
It is a super mathy,
super...
I'm not even sure what I got myself into.
Are you smart enough for this?
I think you're in over your head, Stu.
I might be. I might fuck up the whole league.
By the way,
there's a Mike Wilner episode that was recorded after our most recent Pandemic Friday that I highly recommend.
We hooked up last Friday, and that's in the feed for all you subscribers. Mike Wilner on Toronto Mike.
I'll check it out, yeah.
Check it out. And I had my first in-person episode since December 2020, because I got a visit from Mark Weisblot from 1236. And
from 15 feet away, we had a great convo. It lasted almost three hours. And I understand
that Cam Gordon's already listened to the entire thing. So that's awesome.
I have. It's a fine listen as always. Yeah. It's three hours of QualityCon. Was that
before the stay-at-home order came in
or the same day?
This week's been a lot.
We're media, so I think we're exempt anyway.
Wait, what's going on? Are you guys
locked up like it was last March again?
Yeah, kids are out of school again.
So my kids were back on the
online learning.
And yeah, everything shut down.
Now, if you go to like a Walmart, they finally have, I guess they've taped off the non-essential aisles.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
So if you're not going for like pharmacy stuff or groceries, you can't buy.
So it's pretty locked down.
you can't you can't buy so it's pretty pretty locked down yeah i saw the photo from the walmart at gerard square where they had blocked an aisle with a skid of like 24 toaster ovens which i
thought was very innovative uh use case and yeah dollarama was trending because like a lot of i i
do not envy being a cashier dollarama right now because like 80 of the stuff in the store, you technically cannot sell and they have a list.
Right.
So if you've heard the 1236 episode of Toronto Mike
that recorded earlier this week in my backyard,
at the end, I referenced a can con, a sad can con death,
but I didn't want to name the person yet
because I was waiting for his wife
to go public with this information.
And shortly after that episode, she did.
So Alison went public with the information that her husband, Paul Humphrey,
who is the founder and lead singer for the band that has actually been discussed quite a bit on Pandemic Friday
over the last couple of weeks, Blue Peter.
So we talked about, you know, Chris Wardman was
coming on the show. He co-founded Blue Peter with Paul in Markham. That's why I kicked him out for
the Ontario Jams episode, but not from Toronto. And this all, like, this is all happening in the
last two weeks. And then Paul passed away. And I'm sorry. I just thought we'd take a moment
to say sorry that Paul at the young age of
like 61 is no longer with us. He was a vibrant front man. And I'm just going to play something.
And then if you guys want to react to the passing of Blue Peter's Paul Humphrey, but this is a
neat little clip that was sent to me by Brother Bill, who will be pinch hitting for Stewstone
next week, actually, as we kick out the new wave.
But Brother Bill sent me this because he's been going through his CFNY tapes and making MP3s out
of them. So this is kind of rare. So just listen to this and then we'll talk a bit more.
Oh, what a lovely night it is for a party tonight.
Anyway, good evening, ladies and gentlephones.
It's nice to be here.
This, of course, is Ontario Place. And this is the bandstand.
And I am David Marsden, I believe.
Thank you.
Blue Pills!
Thank you. So I'll break it down and chat about it,
but basically this is the Ontario Place Forum.
This is Chinese Graffiti by Blue Peter,
and that, of course, was FOTM David Marsden introducing the band.
And it's just a really cool recording from, like,
I think it's about 1983
i want to say but uh this band of course new wave synth pop band was a very big deal for listeners
of cfny and fans of the genre in the early 80s and a lot of people didn't even know they were
a markham band they thought they were like an english band because they kind of fit in along
with all the other uh new wave acts coming out out of England and stuff but yeah that was Blue Peter
I don't think they get the props
they deserve
1236
pointed out that
they were kind of an interesting band
because they were a big deal they had a lot of big
opening slots the police picnic
and opening for Simple Minds and other bands
and
1236 suggested I don't know if this is true
just they seem somewhat disinterested or they were
sort of okay with this level of success
even though they had what
probably 4 or 5 pretty big
singles, I mean they were
definitely in heavy rotation on Sip and Wine back
in the day. The jam I
kicked out a couple weeks ago was
Don't Walk Past because that's the big one I suppose, that i kicked out a couple weeks ago was don't walk past because that's like
the big one i suppose that was the big video hit it was everywhere yeah what was their second like
biggest song don't walk past and radio site radio silence yeah that's it radio which i almost chose
to kick out a couple of weeks ago actually but uh yeah so i don't know if wiseblood's right about
that but i do know that chris wardman uh still is coming on he just asked if we could delay it a
couple of weeks because of this news that came out about his uh friend and uh co-founder of blue peter
but uh he will be like on toronto mic'd in like i don't know two or three weeks and i'll ask him
all of these questions like i'll find out everything there is to know about Blue Peter.
I think that the remarkable thing about Blue Peter is that what you just said, Mike,
which was that people didn't realize this was like a local band from Markham.
The fact that they were able to capture a sound so authentically that their music was able to be played
amongst some of the biggest, most successful names without even flinching.
It didn't,
it didn't seem like,
what is this?
You know,
it,
they were as good as their contemporaries and probably as loved as their
contemporaries by their fans.
So that's a sad loss.
This was the big jam.
What band did you compare it to?
U2?
What was the band that reminded you of Stu? Duran Duran. Duran Duran. Right. It was Chalk Circle. What band did you compare it to? U2? What was the band that reminded you of, Stu?
Duran Duran.
Duran Duran, right.
It was Chalk Circle.
It was U2.
That's right.
That sounds like just early Duran Duran.
Like, this is planet Earth.
Yeah.
I totally get that.
So, sorry to lose Paul Humphrey.
For sure.
Now, Stu, before we talk more about the baseball jams
and kick out our first baseball jam,
I'm just going to throw it out there.
You can say nothing and we'll move on.
But do you have anything else you want to share with everybody
before I continue?
Anything else you want to share with the FOTMs?
Yeah, are you guys boxing fans?
No.
Were you boxing fans in the 90s?
A little bit.
Like Mike Tyson versus Razor Ruddock?
That type of thing.
Do you remember any really famous Canadian boxers?
Lennox Lewis.
Do you know what Lennox Lewis's big...
What he was famous for?
His fighting style?
Jabbing?
Yes. He was a big jabber he actually had like he
won some some of his contests with like a a combo a double one two one two one two jab combo it's
always very effective he wasn't really like an like an uppercut kind of dude he was like a straight
jab to the arm type of guy like he he was yeah, give it a good jab and then wait a while and then do another
jab. Three weeks. Really let it sink
in. So I will say that I have
officially reached Lennox Lewis opponent
status and I have been double
jabbed for the
coronavirus
coronavirus.
COVID-19.
I've been double
vaxxed officially.
I'm the first man off the ship.
So this is my final episode of Pandemic Fridays.
It's been really nice meeting all of you.
Cam, hopefully we don't wait another 20 years to hang again.
Mike, really nice meeting you.
You're a great guy.
Love your wife.
Your kids are nice.
Stop the music.
Stop the rock and roll.
Just to clarify,
Pandemic Fridays end when the last
of us three get our final
jab. Not the first.
I'm still here.
Well, there's a lot of people
happy for you. So I see here
Cambrio. He's happy
for you, although he seems a little disappointed because he
thought maybe this was the end of Pandemic Friday,
but it's not. So Cambrio's happy for you. Beck is seems a little disappointed because he thought maybe this was the end of pandemic Friday, but it's not.
So Cambrio is happy for you.
Beck is saying congrats.
I was just kidding.
I would never leave.
He says you can't go.
Moose Grumpy.
Yeah.
There's a lot of,
a lot of people happy for you.
The air horn will be coming back in a few weeks,
by the way.
Oh,
okay.
Yeah.
I thought maybe you were going to stay there.
I'll be back in Toronto with my gear.
Mike,
I'm trying to think,
was Stu now fully vaccinated?
How many FOTMs have publicly declared their vaccination status?
I know Carol Pope,
famously.
Yeah.
Humble and Fred.
Humble and Fred.
Humble and Fred.
That's right.
Brian Gerstein.
Brian Gerstein.
Hebsey Manstein Hebseyman
Hebseyman got his
first jab
and these are all
by the way
in Ontario
it goes without saying
unless you're in a
like a long
unless you're like
Aunt Sandy
or maybe if you're
like an ER doctor
like Dana Levinson's
husband
if you're just
you only have one jab
at this point
because they're making
you wait four months
if you're like a lucky man
like Dana Levinson's
husband
well yeah, absolutely.
Absolutely.
Who else? I know Peter Gross got a jab
and Lauren Honigman got a jab.
Okay.
It's happening.
My mom got a jab.
Okay, awesome.
And also, happy birthday to my sister, Dina.
It's her birthday today.
Today? Okay, because I want to
piggyback on the Dina happy birthday's her birthday today. Today? Okay, because I want to piggyback
on the Dina happy birthday wishes,
and I hope she hears this,
to say that tomorrow is my son's seventh birthday.
So happy birthday, Jarvis.
Happy birthday.
Wow.
Good for him.
He's very excited.
Yeah, tomorrow's the big seven.
Is he also going to have a catered
palma pasta party?
No, well, he asked for pizza.
Does he have, is Barb Poluskiew? No, well, he asked for pizza. Does he have,
is Barb Poluskiewicz coming down
to do entertainment for the kids?
Elvira meet and greet?
Dressed as Elvira, absolutely.
A little tech talk.
Maybe you could book
Splashin' Boots
or Sunshine and Broccoli.
Absolutely.
So happy birthday to Dina,
it was, right?
Dina and to Jarvis. Dina and Jarvis. Sounds like a happy couple. Dina it was right Dina and to Jarvis
Dina and Jarvis
sounds like a happy couple
and as we turn the page here
to baseball
I would just like to say I really enjoyed
this topic like I took it very seriously
there's a whole bunch of jams out there
that reference baseball
or about baseball
and as I kind of
pared down my list to the big four
uh i thought it was kind of a neat experience i'm glad we're doing this topic
yeah there's there's a few different angles you can work with this i'm kind of curious to see what
happens here because like i have like a lot of like game winning home run picks and i was and
i'm the last one to pick so i'm quite shocked that there was no dupes.
I'm very curious to hear what garbage you guys are.
I've got for us today.
There were no dupes.
And one of your jams do,
I'll just say,
uh,
I would have bet.
I told Cam this earlier,
I would have bet my life savings that you were going to kick out one of
your jams.
So that's the only,
well,
I mean,
it's not that hard.
I obviously like,
why wouldn't that song be played during a baseball song episode?
Why is that a bad thing?
I had the balls and the guts
not to worry about what all my
hipster friends think of my music taste.
I can bring the hits.
I can't wait for you to go off on this
first choice by Cam Gordon.
Cam, can I just press play?
Yeah, absolutely. I'm going to throw a few
curveballs here, as I always do.
Josie's on a vacation far away.
Covering and talking over.
So many things that I want to say.
You know I like my girls a little bit older.
I just want to use your love tonight.
Problematic jam, Kim.
Why?
Let's get to that in a second.
Let's get one of you and people's love that are underage anymore.
It's warming up.
Stop it.
I ain't got many friends to talk to.
No answer, I'm in trouble.
You know I'm going out and staying for you
Staying up and keeping eyes on you
I just want to use your love tonight
All right, Cam, we'll bring it down.
I know you've got lots of fun facts,
but this is The Outfield.
The Outfield, yeah.
I'm not talking about uh george bell
and jesse barfield and uh lloyd mosby this is the british band um that's a fun fact i would
have never thought that they were british well i mean that's there and there is like baseball this
is not this is not like a march of the pigs spring songs gimmick or sound of the Pigs, Spring Song's gimmick, or Sound of the Police gimmick.
Now, the outfield actually,
it is specifically named after baseball or baseball-ish because the original name of this band
was actually the Baseball Boys.
Now, do you guys know what that's in reference to?
The Baseball Boys.
I don't know.
It was a team gang called the baseball furies in the cult film
the warriors which i think starred like a young tom cruise and swayze and is that the outsiders
or is that the outsiders okay becauseutsiders had all those guys in it. Yeah.
Okay, maybe I think it's something else.
Warriors, come out and play.
That's the Warriors.
I've seen neither, so I don't even know.
So I want to shout out Marc Assar because he comes into our chat at live.torontomic.com
and basically lets you know he's here to heckle.
And he's already doing the job.
He says, Tom Cruise was so not in The Warriors.
Okay, who was in The Warriors?
You're thinking of The Outsiders.
And also, what is The Warriors?
Okay, now these fun facts are...
I am The Warrior.
I just want to say also, shout out to Oatbrand,
who says, this is a solid jam,
ruined a bit in his mind by selling out to a fabric commercial.
Really? Your love is in a fabric commercial. Really?
Your love is in a fabric?
I mean, the outfield was a one-hit wonder.
I mean, they had to make it work.
And this guy just passed away, right?
Because I know I played this in the memorial,
the Ridley Funeral Home Memorial section.
Last year.
Yeah, we'll get to death in a second.
The floor is yours, Cameron.
Yeah.
Problematic.
Problematic, Jim. Okay, we'll get to that in a second. The floor is yours, Cameron. Yeah. Problematic. Problematic, Jim. Okay, we'll
get to that in a second, too. Anyway,
again, a British band
named after baseball
and John
Spinks, who is one of the original members,
the keyboard player, said
they didn't even know what an outfield was when
they took this name because
their manager, they wanted them to swap
the name for the Baseball Furies
because they thought it was just not a good
band name, which I tend to agree.
But I guess they didn't want to stray too far
from that. So I don't think the
Outfield is a very good name, frankly.
But nevertheless,
I've always loved this song.
This is a real good jam.
That's a great jam, but my question is, would
any song by this jam
be appropriate for this baseball
episode of Pandemic Friday?
I would say this. If they were called The Outfield
and it had nothing
to do with baseball that's one thing but
due to the fact that their name
was specifically
a baseball reference albeit
in a roundabout way from
I was going to say the Marauders.
What's the other movie?
The Outsiders.
What?
The Marauders.
Rumblefish.
That's two.
That's two.
Yeah, Rumblefish.
Anyway.
S.E. Hinton.
I feel like you've heard this on Toronto Mike before,
maybe in a One Hit Wonders episode,
because this definitely qualifies. No, we kicked it out because uh the guy passed away we played this song because the
guy passed away uh i gotta say breaking i gotta interrupt for a moment to say that i have a just
got a tweet from ken jennings do you guys know who ken jennings is i do is that the jeopardy guy
yeah that's the jeopardy guy because i announced that next the Jeopardy guy. Because I announced that next week, Caitlin Ryan is going to be on the program.
Do you guys know who Caitlin Ryan is?
Of course.
That's not her real name.
No, that's not her real name.
But I will probably call her that.
Stacey Metician is her real name.
And then Rock Golf, who's an FOTM,
tweeted at Ken Jennings and said,
Mike's having Caitlin on,
and I understand you named your daughter
after Caitlin Ryan on Degrassi. And Ken Jennings just replied to say, I'll quote it because it's a Caitlin on, and I understand you named your daughter after Caitlin Ryan on Degrassi, and Ken Jennings just
replied to say, I'll quote it, because
it's a double negative,
this is not totally untrue.
And I believe that's his smart
ass way of saying, yes, that's true.
Wow. Wait, where
is he from? Do we know? Like, I assume he's American.
But it was on PBS, right? Wasn't it on PBS?
Yeah, like,
I know, like, in Boston. Something just happened to it on PBS? Yeah, I know like in Boston.
Something just happened to Mike on that question.
He just like channeled some other character there.
You're like, wasn't it on PBS?
Like, what happened there?
I'm distracted
because for those who can't see this,
which is most of you, there's a giant
Jose Canseco head
in Cam Gordon's...
I forgot that he was on the Liz Expos.
I don't think he made it.
Go ahead.
He had a tryout.
Yeah, he was there.
I checked this.
In 2002, he got a non-roster invitation to spring training,
much like Vladimir Guerrero Sr. with the Blue Jays that one year.
Wow.
Do you remember that?
I do.
I do not.
Even Cecil Fielder, like later in his career, came out and tried out for Blue Jays that one year. Wow. Do you remember that? I do not. Even Cecil Fielder,
like later in his career,
came out and tried out for the Jays
and didn't quite make the cut.
And someone just said Ken James is from Seattle.
Oh, that's VP of sales.
VP of sales is right on the ball
to say that he would have pulled in
the CBC feed from Vancouver,
living in Seattle.
There you go.
Much like we would pull in the eyewitness news
with Rick Azar living here in Toronto.
Yeah, RIP.
RIP.
Absolutely.
Anyway, final not fun facts.
Two of the members of the outfield are dead.
Mike, as you mentioned,
Tony Lewis, the singer,
passed away in 2020.
I kind of feel like that might have been
a COVID thing.
Do you remember?
Odds are pretty good it was.
Yeah. And then John
Spinks, one of the
other co-founders, passed away in 2014.
I find this pic problematic, though, in the
sense that I don't think it's in the spirit
of the show's topic.
Maybe Stu will
disagree with me, but it's not
as bad as the police one, and
maybe not as bad as the Nine In and maybe not as bad as the uh nine
inch nails you kicked out the march of the pigs but how about the hero of the day how's it rank
that was a great choice so was it okay the worst choice of all time uh hero of the day uh cam
listen cute the band's called the outfield that's adorable uh that's about that's probably much
where the buck stops there but but I'll give you points.
Problematic gem.
For other reasons.
It's like just a song about using an underage person
to make love or whatever the topic is.
Is that what it's about?
Yeah.
Listen to the words.
I didn't know it was an underage person.
I'm going to do a lyric check.
Let's do a lyric check before we move on.
I want going to do a lyric check. Let's do a lyric check before we move on.
I want everybody to sort of realize what Cam has presented.
Oh, stop it.
Stop it.
I like this line about Ken Jennings.
He's closer to disgusting.
Yeah, I'm looking at it right now.
Read them out loud.
Your love is like the sun.
That lights up my whole world. I feel the warmth inside. That's a nice sentiment. Your love is like the sun. That lights up my whole world.
I feel the warmth inside.
That's a nice sentiment.
Your love is like a river.
Is this a different song?
This is a different song.
That was an NSYNC song.
Can you please look up the song and read the lyrics from the opening of the song, please?
Josie's on vacation far away.
You know I like my girls a little bit older.
Okay.
And we have to keep it
undercover. She could be 21.
No, no, she's not.
How do you know? I know.
It doesn't specify.
No way to run when I'm in trouble.
So the problematic
choice got more problematic as we talked about it.
But I will say this. I've seen everybody's jams.
Stu's got a far worse one than I,
uh,
than that one,
but we'll get to that soon.
Can I kick out my first jam?
Can I kick out my first jam?
Please do.
Please do. I was walking down in front of the Sky Dome
It is a stadium of boogeys called their home
I heard the Seachorn Tigers were in town that night
If I had tickets I'd be rooting blue and white
This chickie she comes up to me and says hey hey, she says, who is your all-time favorite blue jay? I
said, Dixie, but he don't sing a bat. And then the chicky said, oh, is that? So I said,
Dixie, Dixie's a bishop with a blue jay. Dixie is the man. Oh, Dixie's wearing number
37. Dixie has got the golden hand. This song is called Dave Steeb.
Whoa.
And it's a catchy little ditty.
The lyrics are fantastic.
And despite a...
Actually, I'll get to that detail
in a minute because I don't actually think they are from Hamilton.
But the band is called Sewing with
Nancy. But you've got to spell
Nancy, N-A-N-C-I-E.
And
that was named after a PBS
program called Sewing with Nancy
about, you know,
sewing. And that one's spelled Nancy
N-A-N-C-Y.
And I think that caused this band to change their name
because this band, which I believe is from Windsor,
changed their name to The Reason.
So if you know the Hamilton punk band The Reason,
they were called Sewing with Nancy.
And this is one of their great jams called Dave Stieb.
It's great.
Honestly, dig it up. It's great. Honestly, dig it up.
It's wonderful.
How do you know about this?
I've never heard this before.
When is this from?
1980.
I don't know when it's from.
Okay, so The Reason.
Okay, I know that they changed their name in 2003.
Yeah, I sort of remember the band The Reason. The Reason, okay. I know that they changed their name in 2003. So I sort of remember the band, the reason, the reason.
Yeah.
And the reason is like a Hamilton band.
You might know them.
And I don't know why the,
this band is credited as being from Windsor.
We should have kicked that out a couple of weeks ago.
But again,
sewing with Nancy was a problematic name for a band because of that PBS
show that ran forever starring starring nancy zeeman
uh so the if you listen you know he's talking about uh they're going they're walking by skydome
and they hear dave steve is going to pitch and that draws them in because they're big fans of
dave steve and it's a little which fotm was it who uh babysat Dave Steepe? We learned that a few weeks ago.
Like in those two condos with that fancy bridge.
You know, those two close to your neck of the woods, Mike.
Not quite.
You like Mimico there.
Shout out to Mimico, Mike.
Everybody should go to realestatelove.ca
to learn more about Mimical Mike.
Was it Brother Bill?
I don't think it was.
Ian Service.
Actually, maybe it was.
Maybe it was.
Can you take a note to ask him about it next week so we can see?
It might have been Brother Bill.
Did you babysit for Dave Steep?
Yeah, like at Palace Place.
Yes, look, Ian Service is on the ball.
You know, VP of Sales and Ian Service,
this show does not exist without those two guys.
These are talented people.
Unbelievable.
And Marc Gasor loves that jam.
So I think he's given me,
I don't even have to play Stu's jam.
I've got the win this round, I think.
There you go.
I don't think that's true.
I'm still busy trying to figure out
what Cam's song was about,
trying to get an official ruling here on.
Okay, I'm sorry to interrupt,
but it's not Brother Bill.
We're giving credit to the wrong guy.
It was Canada Kev.
Canada Kev.
And he's in the chat to confirm that he...
That was I.
Palace Pier.
Okay.
So it's Palace Pier, and he was helping his sister babysit Dave's.
And Steve was going to the Bowie concert, I remember.
Yeah, so Steve's kids or something.
Canada Kev helped babysit them.
Probably was at that Rolling Stones gig. When you first said said it i was imagining somebody who babysat dave steve and i
was thinking is he from california yeah and this this person's like 95 years old it's brian
mcfarland for yeah exactly it's banjo dunk oh and canada kev sister shares the same postal code as me, which means we can get our shots shortly.
So that's exciting here.
It's all coming together.
Stu, I know you like to introduce your songs.
I'm excited to play this one.
Yeah, I want to say that I'm just trying to dig up on Cam's songs still,
finding some very interesting facts that he left out.
But interestingly
enough, on the chat room here, live
at the live.torontomike.com website,
there's an interesting theory
that maybe the guy's singing that he likes
milfs, and he's saying
he likes older women.
Because he likes older women. They could be right.
I hope that's correct.
Maybe Graham's off the hook.
It's still a bad pick, though.
It's a fine choice.
Somebody named Cambrio wrote,
asked if Stu was in the movie The Sandlot.
I was not.
But I definitely grew up with two of the actors from The Sandlot,
Pat Renna, the guy who plays Smalls,
and Squints, Chauncey Leopardi, two of my good buddies.
Oh, good to hear.
So there you go.
Hey, have you ever heard of an actor named Jake Goldsby?
I have. He's from Degrassi.
Yeah, okay, yeah.
Because he was on the program this past week,
and I shouted you out a couple of times,
and I thought you guys should connect on some level,
because he reminds me of like a younger Stu.
Like he seems to be maybe just 10 years behind you, but he's, you know,
he's growing up.
He was a child star and now he wants to start, you know,
creating his own content.
Interesting.
Yeah.
I'm rooting for him.
So shout out to Jake Goldsby.
By the way, did you, did you confirm he's Jonathan Goldsby's cousin?
Yes, I did.
So that is, that's true.
I don't think I ever knew that until I saw that tweet.
Confirmed.
It's good to know.
All right.
I'm going to win the first round here just based on the fact that this is the most successful
baseball song ever recorded as a popular hit song. Девочка-пай Well, I beat the drum and hold the phone
The sun came out today
We're born again, there's new grass on the hill
Round and third and headed for home bluegrass on the hill Around the third
and headed for home
It's a brown-eyed handsome man
Anyone
can understand
the way I feel
Oh, put me in code
I'm ready to play
today
Put me in code I'm ready to play today. Put me in code.
I'm ready to play today.
Look at me.
I can beat San Diego.
Interesting song here of the first round entrance.
The only song you'll actually regularly hear at a baseball game.
A song about baseball.
Center field, put me in coach.
What do you guys,
how do you refer to this song when you look it up?
I think it's a novelty song.
The put me in coach song.
No, I'm saying do you look up put me in coach
or do you look up center field?
Well, I know it's called center field,
but I will say this is the song I was alluding to earlier
when I said I would bet all my money on it. said of course how could you have baseball jams and not
play this if it wasn't for me you two assholes would dance in this song one of them you know why
prolific one of the most prolific baseball songs ever recorded would be hansen if it was up to you
two jabroni well well you know what i mean stew that that's really why you're such a you know
you're top three members of the pandemic friday crew you know what? I mean, Stu, that's really why you're such a you know, you're top three members
of the Pandemic Friday crew, you know,
because you bring the obvious stuff. Oh, yeah, exactly.
The tried and true. Often.
The super mainstream songs.
We've all heard a million songs.
Someone tunes into a baseball songs
episode, they should get the goods.
Oh, yeah. You're the type of guy
You're the type of guy, Cam.
You're the type of guy, Cam, that goes to see a legacy band and wants to hear their new songs.
I go for the hits.
Sometimes I do.
Sometimes I do.
I go for the hits.
Okay?
Good for you.
You go for like, hey, we're going to play some of our new ones.
And you're like, yeah!
New ones!
Yeah.
You're that guy.
So fuck you.
Fuck you.
I can't wait to get you guys somehow back into the backyard.
This thing checks a lot of boxes of stuff we like.
This song.
Baseball.
There's the obvious baseball sounds.
The stadium chant.
It's also got the organ in there.
The baseball stadium organ. But it also is one organ in there the baseball stadium organ but it also
is one of those songs that is an 80s song by a 60s 70s artist yep there's a topic we love
another one like hey let's get uh the guy from ccr let's give him a song
when did this come out in like 85 86 spring of 1985 it went to number 16.
okay uh this is the only song that is played more at baseball stadiums according to my research is
take me out to the ball game and the star spangled banner outside of those two songs this is next i
believe it i believe that yeah i believe this is the only baseball song you're going to hear today that is inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame.
Whoa.
Is that true?
Yes.
Mike and Cam, stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
Citizen Kane over here.
This song is in the National Baseball Hall of Fame.
There was an induction ceremony for it in
2010. The only musician
ever to be celebrated at the
Hall of Fame, John Fogerty.
So it's in there with Harold
Baines and Faye
Vincent and some
great, you know,
some very interesting
I can't speak
for Cam Gordon.
I can tell you sometimes when there's a jam
that's so fucking obvious, like sitting
there, so obvious for a topic,
I won't touch you if a 10-foot pole...
Yeah, you would prefer to play the Dave Steves song
that even Cam hasn't heard.
Right, right.
That's why I win shows, and that's why
you're an honorable mention.
But I always know when I'm skipping over,
I'm Hanson-ing a song like that.
I always know...
That's not true.
Why do you fucking think...
Wait a second.
Why do you fucking think that Hanson got Hanson?
Because I didn't pick Hanson.
I'm shocked.
I've never picked Hanson.
I'm shocked.
So don't say that I'm the guy
that fucking plays the obvious songs.
You're doing a baseball song.
You look up baseball songs. There's a list
of 15 fucking songs to pick.
And I know all the ones I never heard of, you're gonna
pick. I think VP of sales,
I mean, he
again, he has his eye on the ball. I think he
nailed it. When Stu likes his fruit
kind of the low-hanging variety.
That's not true.
That is so true.
He's picking this off the ground like this apple's fallen from the tree
it's rotting on the ground it's a go let's do songs about canada
i dare you i dare you listeners to google baseball songs find the list of 15 that are out there and
tell me why this song shouldn't be played oh my god god, this schmuck. Like this guy's like
oh, let's do songs about
children crying. It's like, oh
let's White Lion when the children cry.
That would be a good one.
There's a jam.
It's like songs
about teen spirit.
Okay, so you would prefer that we
had the baseball jams and I didn't play
Center for a Fun Junk? I didn't say that.
You're implying that it's a weak choice.
That's an obvious choice.
No, the obvious choice is that you two didn't pick it.
And I knew you wouldn't because you two are so fucking proud.
And you're so cool.
No, that's more Cam.
That's more of a Cam thing.
I got to think of songs from fucking Windsor that nobody knows.
Let's leave the fodder to Stu.
YYZ Gord says, with Cam's shit pics from last week, he's not on firm ground.
Oh, that was rude.
I came to win.
That's it.
I'll say this.
At 56 weeks into this thing, I think we compliment each other nicely.
Because I know Cam's going to pick some obscure piece of shit nobody's heard of.
I know that.
And I know Stu's going to pick some obscure piece of shit. Nobody's heard of. I know that. And I know Stu,
I know Stu's going to pick the put me in coach song.
I would have bet my,
I would have bet my kids lives on it.
It was going to happen.
And it did happen.
And I kind of can go both ways,
man.
I'm still going to pick out the popular jam,
but I'm going to look for that Dave,
Steve punk song from the,
the,
the,
the Windsor band.
I'm really proud of you for doing that,
and that gets you second and third place every week
for playing like that, and that's fine.
There's a glass ceiling on your success level
playing the Pandemic Friday home game.
I love it.
I love it when you guys are fired up.
I don't even know what that means.
I know. I love it.
Speaking of Ken Jennings,
I think he's tying it in with the home game,
the Jeopardy home version,
I think.
Cam,
do you want me to play
your second jam?
Wait,
are you honestly shitting on me
for picking center field
on a baseball game song?
No one's shitting on anyone.
No, we said it was.
It sounded like Cam was.
It sounded like Cam was.
It's obvious.
I'm just stating facts.
Stu,
you'll admit
that's the most obvious choice
of a song tonight.
Cam's stating facts like Tom Cruise was in the Warriors. It's like, Cam doesn't know how to state facts. Stu, you'll admit that's the most obvious choice of a song tonight. Cam's stating facts like Tom Cruise was in the Warriors.
Cam doesn't know how to state facts.
I need to stay in my lane. Baseball
is a lane of mine. You'll like this,
Stu. Beck says that you're playing
to win. I'm playing to win.
There you go. Wow.
So he's like, again, Jack
Morris, you know, kind of like
just throws a lot of shit.
And Cam is more like Jim Acker.
Oh, stop it.
Oh, I like Jim Acker.
I like Jim Acker too.
Toronto Mike is more like Bill Caudill.
Gary Lavelle.
I'll kick out a song that references Caudill soon.
But is it true that Acker's in the trade that got us Dwayne Ward?
Am I remembering that correctly?
He went to Atlanta and we got Dwayne Ward back in the...
Am I getting the right trade?
It was at the Doyle Alexander trade.
We did a lot of Atlanta stuff back then.
Dwayne Ward.
I feel like it was for...
I feel like Acker got us Ward.
I got to confirm that maybe during this next jam.
What a trade that would have been.
Holy smokes.
Cam, you want me to kick out your...
By the way, and Stu, that's a great song.
It's just...
It's not a great song.
It's a great baseball song.
Yeah, it's a great...
I would never listen to that song ever if we weren't counting down baseball songs.
Remember, Fogarty is the only guy who got sued for copying himself.
Remember that.
He's also the only guy who had a song playing on Pandemic Friday on a baseball episode where
the song was inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame.
It ain't me, I ain't no
fortunate one.
I like CZ. I think they have
the record for most number two hits
without ever getting a number one hit on the Billboard
Hot 100.
Go ahead.
Doyle Alexander for Dwayne Ward.
Oh, it was...
Where did Acker go to Atlanta?
Didn't Acker go to Atlanta?
Yeah, separate trade for Joe Johnson.
Oh, Joe Johnson.
Not the basketball player, Joe Johnson.
He also played for the Hawks.
And do you know...
Okay, Doyle Alexander goes from the Jays to the Braves
for Dwayne Ward.
Shitty trade.
But then do you know when the Braves traded Doyle Alexander, who they got from?
David Justice.
Close.
John Smoltz.
Wow.
Traded for two big-name players.
Well, Smoltz is in the Hall of Fame, right?
Holy smokes.
Right, Doyle Alexander.
Okay, and now we have confirmation.
Acker to Atlanta for Joe Johnson.
Okay, not Shoeless Joe Johnson. That was Shoeless Joe Jackson. right okay and now we have confirmation uh acker to atlanta for joe johnson okay
not shoeless joe johnson that was shoeless joe jackson who i almost also a musician
yeah i was gonna say i almost chose like uh is she really going out with him by joe
i feel like i'd never be invited back i gotta save my anger because there's a future stew
pick that's got me riled up already so So let's kick out your second jam. Says the guy who played a fucking
YouTube Metallica song.
I mean, Mike, you have fucking
some nerve, man. You have fucking some nerve.
Don't be treating me like I'm fucking
some other
fucking chump. Like Joe Panic.
Yeah.
Josh Tolley.
I have a real problem with Stu's pick.
Says the guy who played a song about movie and TV shows
Played a YouTube
Toronto Maple Leafs Wendell Clark
Tribute video song
All heart baby I'd do it again if I could
Alright so
Ever since Stu got the second jab
He's been just fucking crazy
I know
Side effects
Cam here's your second jam let me guess this is by the daryl strawberry Oh, yeah. Beat on the brat.
Beat on the brat.
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, so this, of course, is the Ramones beat on the brat with a baseball bat.
Real baseball jam.
Baseball bat. What do you hit a ball with no this is a fine jam i think for baseball this is a i just said that okay before you tell us
about this great ramon song dps sales has uncovered something that explains why my brain is conflating
the acker in the uh duane ward trade those trades acker for joe johnson and doyle
alexander for duane ward happened on the same fucking day i would i would love to know the
backstory of that like how do you make two trades with the same team on the same day
and this is before maybe because bobby cox like in 86 cox is the manager of the atlanta braves because he left after winning
the pen in 85 that's right yeah jimmy williams is in there like maybe there's a tried and true
yeah so maybe there's a cox atlanta thing feeding back to pat gillick yeah well they made a few
trades around that time because remember when the jays traded Ernie Witt, too?
He went to the Atlanta Braves.
So, yeah, popular trading partner back in the day.
Anyway, this song is from the Ramones' first album,
the self-titled.
I almost feel like we don't, the Ramones,
I don't know if we need sort of the backstory about the Ramones.
I feel like everyone knows about them.
Here's one Ramones fun fact this song
has actually been covered by
a really interesting range of bands
including U2
Sonic Youth and Weird Al Yankovic
so that's a lot of range
but not covered by Weird Al like
parodied
no like a straight up cover
that's on like a box set that complete works of Weird Al
Yankovic.
So instead of talking about the Ramones,
because again, I feel like the whole history is known.
This song came out in 1976.
I thought it'd be fun.
They're from New York.
We'd go back and look at the 1976 Yankees.
Reggie Jackson's on that team.
I don't think he was.
I feel like he was still... Unless I'm wrong.
Okay, you know, here's what I know for sure.
Reggie hits three homers in the 1977 World Series game.
Yeah, I feel like he was still in Oakland,
like maybe his last year with Oakland.
So this Yankees team got all the way to the World Series
when they lost 4-0 in four games to the Cincinnati Reds.
The end of the big
red machine with Sparky Anderson.
But that season was also
Thurman Munson's MVP season
who then
passed away in a plane accident
in 1979. But
all sorts of interesting names on this Yankee team.
I definitely had three former
Blue Jays. Oh, can we guess? Can we guess?
Go right ahead.
Yeah.
Okay, I'm going to guess.
Is Dave Winfield on that team?
No, it's much later.
No.
Okay.
Three former.
He would be.
And Stu, you can jump in with a guess, of course, as well.
But I'm just thinking.
Sorry, what was the question, Kim?
Three former Blue Jays who are on the 1976 New York Yankees.
Three former Blue Jays that are on the 1976 Yankees?
Yeah, and this is tough.
I'd be very impressed if anybody got any of these.
Rico Cardi.
Phil Necro.
No, getting close.
Phil Necro.
That's a good guess, but no i'll just the interest of time
vita blue uh i don't think you've ever played for the jays no no so you got auto velez out of
the suado auto the suado you got mickey klutz oh yeah that klutz yeah i have no memory of mickey
klutz and on the jays and then the third name
Doyle Alexander
who we just talked about
and you know who else was on this team
and this actually ties back
to VP of Sales
because actually I'm not going to say that
because I don't think that's true
but Tippi Martinez
was on that team
do you remember why Tippi Martinez is significant
in Blue Jay folklore?
He's the one that Juan Beniquez got a hit off him or something?
No, he picked off three Blue Jays in the same inning.
Wow.
1983.
This season you're referring to, Reggie Jackson was actually a Baltimore Oriole.
His only season with the Orioles.
Yeah, I guess he was like a free agent.
They went there for one year or they traded him.
Yeah.
Anyway.
So the next season he was a Yankee.
Anyway, another fine baseball song.
Good band.
They even played for Mr. Burns' birthday party.
Well, there you go.
Well, does this mean you're about to play like Simpsons baseball?
No, but
that's a fun fact. You might get that later
as a mind blow.
Also, I think Mr. Burns wanted
them killed and he told Smithers to kill them
but he thought they were the Rolling Stones
so he was ordering that they kill
the Rolling Stones.
If I'm correct here.
So my turn, right? Alright, so that was a good second
jam. You're almost redeeming yourself there.
So I told you,
I took this very seriously
and I tried to get
different categories filled in.
So I've got the Ontario punk song
from Sewing with Nancy to kick off.
And here's something
completely different
and I'm hoping you aren't familiar with it
because it might blow your mind.
Here we go.
Hello there, everybody.
This is Mel Allen.
It's a bright, sunny afternoon,
and what a beautiful day for a ball game. Play ball.
I was small, skinny, about four foot three.
I carved me a baseball bat from a tree.
I joined the little league and got me a glove.
It was then I knew baseball was my love.
I learned all the rules
of the game. I memorized
every player's name.
There was Babe Ruth hitting
home runs. That's the truth.
He was number one. Between first
and second, there ain't no sharing.
Breaking Ruth's record came
Hank Aaron. The Bambino
wound up 714 round trippers in a glorious career.
A record that stood until 1974 when hammering Hank Aaron became baseball's home run game.
I was sitting in the classroom starting to dream.
Go fast.
I could hear the fans scream.
Here's the wind-up, the pitch, the count three, two.
He swung that stick and that ball flew.
I almost don't want to talk over it because I really do enjoy this,
but I believe Stu is famous on Pandemic Friday
for doing an imitation of this announcer.
Mel Allen, of course.
How about that
is that
I know that song
that was on
baseball's lighter side up
VHS tape
I've heard it too
I have fun facts for you
it's called Baseball Dreams
and of course that
voice is Mel Allen
how about that
and he was the voice of the Yankees at the time
and the rapper
in this do you guys want to guess who's rapping
with Mel
it's
going to blow your mind
Grandmaster Flash
great guess that's a great guess because he is the same It's going to blow your mind. Grandmaster Flash. Great guess.
That's a great guess.
Because he is the same guy who... I wouldn't say he's not Grandmaster Flash,
but he's one of the Furious Five.
Melly Mel?
Melly Mel, yes.
There you go.
So, Melly Mel...
Play that vintage.
Melly Mel, of course, most famous,
or first famous, I suppose, for...
Most famous for rapping being just like me
right
the message
from Grandmaster Flash
and the Furious Five
and again Meli Mel
was one of the Furious Five
but then if you
go a few more years later
he kind of
he's kind of the guy
who introduces rap
to a whole different
crowd
when he's rapping on
Chaka Khan's
I Feel For You
he's the guy doing the what did you call rapping on Chaka Khan's I Feel For You. He's the guy
doing the... What did you call her?
Chaka Khan. Chaka Khan?
Chaka Khan. Chaka Khan.
I think he got it.
I know Chaka. First of all, I feel for you.
Chaka Khan? Like Chok?
Like Chok Circle? Chaka Khan?
Chaka Khan. Like Dave Chok. Chaka Khan.
And that song,
do you guys know who wrote I Feel For You?
I feel for you.
I was going to say Donna Summer.
That's a good guess.
Do you want to take a stab at it?
Do you want to take a jab at it, Stu?
Is he frozen?
I'm on the wrong window here.
Yeah.
Yeah, he is.
Either he's really.
It's like you threw like a slider at his knees.
He just like buckled.
I just thought he was thinking hard.
And then I looked at his picture here and he looks like he's in deep thought here.
Like he looks really focused.
This is killing me who wrote I Feel Free.
Like Prince or something.
Prince.
It is fucking Prince.
Yeah.
Okay.
So while we wait for stew
remember canada kev had the story of babysitting dave steve's kids and uh then uh canada kev was
gonna phone his sister to get more details yeah he just chimed in to say that uh his sister can
talk so apparently uh for the last 25 minutes or whatever he's been getting the lowdown so
hopefully he shares some deeds in the chat
and we can discuss it.
But yeah, Prince wrote Chaka Khan's feel for you.
And of course, we were talking off camera
about Kanye through the wire,
which samples Chaka Khan, what, through the fire?
Yes.
Yeah, and we were, yes,
because we were talking about Barry Bonds,
a Kanye jam that would be appropriate tonight.
So I'll just, since Cam, you're the only one here right now,
I'll just share with you another fun fact that the song Feel For You by
Chaka Khan was written by Prince and it included another pretty awesome
cameo, a famous musician playing an instrument on that jam.
Do you know who played harmonica on
i feel for you oh um no i have no idea harmonica yeah uh i'll give stew since stew's coming in here
i'll ask him the same question and just see if he can come in from the bullpen.
Welcome back, Stu.
Can you hear us? I was like yelling, it's Prince! Prince is
the answer! Prince is the answer!
And then it just died.
And it's Chaka Khan, like as if you were
shocked by something. Chaka Khan.
Chaka Khan. Chaka Khan.
Shock Master.
It's not Chak, it's Shock.
Hug-a-mug-a. Hug-a-mug-a.
Somebody listened to 1236.
Stu, who plays Harmonica on that jam by Chaka Khan?
Stevie Wonder. Look at that.
Two for two. Wow.
I mean, you guys act like I only know
the low-hanging fruit. Boy, are you
wrong. We never said that.
We never said that. It just said your picks
are just pedestrian.
Because you guys pick pedestrian topics like baseball songs.
I think when you heard that song,
I just played Baseball Dreams with Mel Allen and Melly Mel.
I think it was on, is it possible,
a This Week in Baseball VHS comp?
Because George Jellybean Roy
who kind of co-wrote that and
helped put that together he was the video editor
and producer of This Week in Baseball
I feel like there was a cassette of
like baseball songs and I don't want
to say what else was on it because I feel like we might hear
some of the songs but I feel like the aforementioned
Centerfield and this track and even
what's the closing
theme of This this weekend baseball call
we talked about oh it's got a roaring crowds or something yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
i feel like that was on it too in a moment i'll give the dave steve babysitter uh update as being
typed out on my right here i'll give it to you in a moment so we all know mel allen because this
week in baseball that's of course that's Mel Allen hosted that.
WrestleMania 6 guest star, Mel Allen.
Wow. I didn't know that.
Was he really? No. Steve Allen.
That's right.
Gathering crowds.
Also had gathering crowds is the name of the
jam.
Gathering crowds.
Mel Allen,
his most famous call of all time.
Anyone want to take a stab at what call is Mel Allen's most famous?
It took place in 1960, Game 7, Yankees versus Pirates.
That would be second baseman, whatever his name is,
that hit the game-winning World Series.
Bill Mazeroski?
Yeah, it's Bill Mazeroski.
He hit the walk-off homer off Ralph Terry
to win it for the Pirates.
It's actually, to this day,
because we talk about Touchable Joe,
but that was Game 6.
But this son of a bitch, Bill Mazeroski,
he did it in Game 7.
So it is the only walk-off home run ever
to occur in the Game seven of a World Series.
There was like a game
seven tying bottom of the
ninth home run, but the Indians hit a few years
ago.
Wasn't it a former...
Roger Davis, yeah.
That was a fucking great series, like that
Cubs and Indians.
Oh, 2015, I think, wasn't it?
Yeah. Yeah, I think Right. Oh, 2015, I think, wasn't it? Or am I? Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think so.
Yeah, maybe.
Okay.
So there's your fun facts.
Mel Allen and Melly Mel.
Great combo.
I'm just going to read.
It wouldn't have been 15 because the Indians weren't in the World Series in 15.
Okay.
Then maybe 16.
Indians and Cubs, 2016.
2016.
Right.
Okay.
You're right.
Okay.
Mike, we have a Yolanda Ballard story here in the chat
room this is this is great like we should we should just like I just want to hear these stories
I'm gonna do this now I'm gonna do it now but I will just say Mark Weisblatt was upset that his
Yolanda Ballard story did not make the Ballard stories volume one so I'm thinking we need to
put it on Ballard stories volume two which is actually in development but I digress yeah but
like his story is like you'd see her at Star,
but like that's like my story.
I was going to say my Elvis Custellas story.
Yeah, but Cam, if I ever do an Elvis Stoico retrospective
on Toronto Mike, that story is making it.
You guys can do that on Sunday without me.
So she remembers getting paid $20 US
from Dave Stieb that night.
We couldn't remember the kids' names.
She remembers the condo being pretty sparse,
had a bunch of,
hold on,
it's jumping,
the screen's jumping on me.
Stop writing everybody.
A bunch of Christian-y stuff around.
That's the religion,
not a person's name,
but a Christian-y stuff.
He remembers Steve's wife being tiny in comparison to him.
She said she babysat a second time later on.
She got a lift home in a Blue Jays Honda Civic.
She wasn't staying.
Okay, so there's some inside stuff there, inside baseball, if you will.
Yolanda Ballard had a condo in the building at that same time,
and my sister would hang out with Yolanda's daughter, who was really nice. Yolanda Ballard had a condo in the building at that same time. And my sister would hang out with Yolanda's daughter,
who was really nice.
Yolanda was nuts.
Allegedly, I need to put that in,
even though she's no longer with us.
I'd have to ask my dad if he had any stories of her there.
Did you ever see those Jays Hondas around town?
Because I'm pretty sure I saw Rance Mullenix driving one once.
Rance Mullenix's son went to my
primary school. I believe his name
was Ryan.
Yes, for a short period of time.
As did Buck Martinez's son
went to my primary school for a short period of time.
Chuck Martinez?
What was his name? It'll come to me.
I gotta say, breaking news,
Canada Kev's sister also knows Elvis Stoico.
You got to get her on the show.
Like this, she needs to be in that book.
And apparently she can talk.
And apparently she's in the same postal code as me and VP of sales.
Is she vaccinated?
Yes, apparently either as an appointment, I think.
I was just kidding.
If you're over 50 in my postal code, you can get an appointment right now.
I'm like missing it by only a few years or whatever.
God, if she was in Northern Lights, like you'd have a new co-host.
Casey.
Casey is Casey Martinez.
Probably named after Casey at the bat.
Next thing you're going to tell me that she knows Rob Black, too.
She worked figure skating and knows Rod Black.
What?
Oh, what the heck is going on here?
Holy smoke.
Clark Gable himself.
Okay, we got to move on because there's lots of jams to get to.
Stu, set up.
Here's an interesting story that's going to preface any garbage Mike's going to say about this song.
Assuming that it's the song that's coming up right now, that he can't wait to unload on.
No, it's not this one.
Are you sure? It's Stu with the facial expression, Sam.
I'm kind of enjoying it.
Well, keep talking
about it while I check your DM about the order.
Hold on. Keep talking. Keep talking
here. I'm going to the Stu Stone DM.
I'm sliding into your DMs, Big A.
See, Stu's trying to engage
in some rich-
Oh, yeah, you're right.
Style intimidation.
I fucked up.
You're right.
No, I'm right.
You're right.
I fucked up.
Okay, but I'm ready now with the proper jab.
And this is the one, I think, that infuriated me.
Now, here's an interesting story.
I grew up in Canada.
Really?
I went to high school with Cameron Gordon.
Wow.
At some point, I moved to Los Angeles.
And when I moved to Los Angeles, it was a whole different culture.
And everything Canadian was pretty foreign to those folks in California.
And interestingly enough, I used to go to baseball games.
And at the baseball games in California, they would play this song showing highlights of superstar players for the Angels
or the Dodgers or whichever game I was at. And I would turn to my friends and say,
this is a Canadian song. This is not a baseball thing. These guys are doing this wrong. This is
a hockey song. And they're like, hockey? What's hockey? This is a baseball song so how about this a whole sub episode about songs that that that hit
a certain way in canada and heard a different hit a different way in the united states in canada
this next song is a hockey anthem the music video has hockey in it it's a hockey song the lyrics are
about hockey sure on the other side of the border it it was welcomed in as a baseball anthem.
Okay.
Interestingly enough.
So shout out to Canada for getting shoehorned into this episode where a hockey song is played on the other side of the border as a baseball song.
My blood is boiling
no
yeah
Stu
Stu
he's gone there everybody
Stu has officially lost his fucking mind
but what a great fucking jam
ice meets metal out on the baseball field
it's over meets metal out on the baseball field.
It's over. It's over.
This is gross. Here's a kid.
Take shots
to leave.
Shots on net?
Out of school and back on ice.
On ice?
Know what it is.
Can you hear my fucking story? Can you On ice? Ice. You know what it is. Didn't you hear my fucking story?
Can you prove it?
Yes.
How?
I like you yelled, but I just talked.
I'll bring it down a bit, and then I'll go back,
just because I actually absolutely adore this fucking song.
I love this song, but it's absolutely 100% about hockey.
And I know Stu's saying he knows that,
but he still decided to kick it out during our baseball jams episode.
Cam played fucking I Want to Use Your Love Tonight.
I played a song that's released about sports that's played in a baseball stadium.
Is your burner account Double D?
Is that you, Stu, on the chat?
He says that this is a clever pick.
It can work in any sport,
even though it's about take shots on net and ice.
It's all the lyrics.
Everything's about hockey.
Who's Double D?
Is this Anderson?
I don't know.
I think Anderson's Anderson, but I can't see.
It looks like Vladdy Guerrero or like Roddy Tellez.
But he's a Cecil Fielder guy.
Is that Cecil?
Yeah.
All right.
We'll let you continue making the case for this, Stu,
but I think you've made a fucking travesty of this entire program.
This is me telling you that people in America don't know hockey,
and they hear this song, and they equate it to to my boy's going to play in the big league baseball.
They don't listen to the lyrics about ice because they're dumb, I guess.
I called it out when I heard people doing it here.
But it does still ring true to any sport.
My boy's going to play in the big league.
Okay, okay.
If you're talking about football, you could be shooting on a basketball net on the driveway,
drinking fucking ice cold beer on ice.
I don't know what the fuck he's saying in his lyrics.
Sam certainly didn't know what he was singing in his lyrics.
Shut the fuck up.
Now, can I give a very PR-ish, measured reaction to this?
Sure.
This song is not
about baseball. Correct.
Now just hold me.
Ice meets metal
up at the rink
at five.
You know
like skates.
Nothing to do with baseball. Now that being said
I do like Stu's anecdote.
I do like that idea for a show topic.
Right.
Misunderstood, Jim.
VP of Sales did quote the National Post here where Tom Cochran talked about
this song found an unexpected home in Texas.
There they thought it was about baseball.
Oh!
Not far from Los Angeles.
I don't doubt what Stu's saying.
You did?
No, no, no.
How could I doubt Stu's personal anecdote about a story about him at a ballpark in Anaheim?
I would never doubt that.
That's your story, okay?
What I'm saying is...
So my final thoughts...
Yes, Cam.
Sorry.
Go ahead.
Cam, you're the communications guy.
I'm just...
I was just going to say, okay, so there's my balanced approach.
So I'm saying if this isn't a good pick by Stu,
and I think it's interesting, I think it's a good pick,
much like mine, the outfield, formerly known as the baseball boys
and the baseball furies.
Baseball.
I'll say this.
Also interesting.
I will say this.
I can afford, guys, because of my wealth of points,
I can afford to lay down for a round and still win a Pandemic Friday.
So I don't give a shit.
I'll tell you what, though.
This song was a pretty fucking big hit.
And it went to number four in Canada, as we know.
But it also went to number nine in America.
I didn't know that.
Really?
Not on the Billboard Hot 100.
On the Billboard Rock Track.
Rock Track.
That's different.
Okay, different chart.
That's still rock radio. K Rock Track, that's different. Okay, different chart. That's still Rock Radio.
K-Rock, any Z100.
No, I'm just clarifying.
It's not the Billboard Hot 100.
It's like he was in Northern Lights, too.
Pretty impressive stuff there.
And of course, we know Tom Cochran would go solo
and do very well with other gems.
But yeah, baseball song.
My boy's going to play in the big leagues.
Okay, a bunch
of things I want to point out here. One is
Double D, I now realize, he's
our Quebec... Is that Daryl Dahmer?
No, Daryl Dahmer would be fantastic.
David Drolet, I believe, is
his name. He's from Quebec. He's buddies with
Quebec Irish boy.
Shanahan, Darren Shanahan. So those are
two of our great Quebec
FOTMs, so shout out to Double D.
YYZ Gord is
on your side here, Stu. He says
is it songs
about baseball or baseball
songs? Because, you know, your story makes it,
he says.
I think it's baseball songs.
Because he says Ramones singing about hitting
someone with a bat is not a song about
baseball.
I beg to differ.
Is Daryl Dahmer
no longer...
Did he die?
I thought he just retired.
Because the brother is not
Brother Bill, but Brother Neil is
suggesting he died,
which I should know this as
the authority. Stu, can I ask a serious
question about big league being played at Dodger Stadium?
Sure.
Was this like a real crowd pleaser?
Would people like...
No, it's just like...
If I were just like one who's in the mix...
It would show you who's like the...
Like Jose Offerman.
Or Eric Karros.
Like who's the young star of...
Right.
It would be like a Tim Salmon video.
California Angels, they have like Tim Salmon highlights or Derry Erstad.
I like how Salmon and Trout are both fish.
Whoa.
Yeah.
At the same time.
Yeah.
That's why.
Very good.
Also Kevin Bass.
Right.
Yes.
Is Tim Salmon Canadian?
No. No. I. Is Tim Salmon Canadian? No.
No. I wonder if he's vaccinated.
As you know, there are some Major League Baseball
players that are not going to get vaccinated.
But that's a very controversial topic right
now. Okay. So, Stu,
you have a great story to go with that jam.
But we all agree, and of course, you prefaced
this, so I understand. It's very
clear that you know this is a hockey jam.
Of course.
I know.
I just want to make sure that people know that.
I'm trying to segue here to the new episode of misinterpreted jams.
There's a lot of them, like where people hear these really up-tempo pop songs and dance to them,
but don't realize they're really sad songs.
Oh, yeah.
Born in the USA, for example.
A great example of a misinterpreted
song that people think is this American anthem
and it's really not.
Repurpose jams.
My boy's gonna play in the
big leagues. Refers to the
baseball anthem by Tom Cochran
and Red Riders.
Tom Cochran was to the Angels
with the Isley Brothers
are to the Bills. Isley brothers are to the bills.
Shout!
I like that.
That's good.
Pina Colada,
Beck is pointing out.
That's a song about
cheating on your spouse.
There you go.
Pina Colada is about
cheating on your spouse.
Something that Beck and I,
neither of us condone.
If you like Pina Colada.
Yeah,
and the one I always think of
is Hey Ya
because Hey Ya
is such a bouncy little ditty
and then you listen to the words.
But it was totally cool for Cam to play a song
where the only baseball reference was that someone
got beaten with a baseball bat. Or the name of the band
is The Outfield. Are you going to play
Paul Revere, Mike? Because they do reference a
wiffle ball bat.
Yeah, that's right. There's a lot of
great baseball references in Beastie Boys songs.
I got mad hits
like Rod Carew.
Sandara O Hey Ladies or something
yeah that's exactly what it's from so there's lots of
sex Stu just said sex
oh they're asking what the song Afternoon Delight
yeah of course that's why it was
Arrested Development which is a show
we referenced in the last
1236 episode
and they banned that Cam and I saw Canada's Wonderland
wow okay in the last 1236 episode. And they banned that Cam and I saw Canada's Wonderland.
Wow.
No.
Okay, third jam of the night for Cameron Gordon.
What say you, Cam?
Can I just press play?
I can't wait to hear what this piece of trash
is going to be.
Oh, you know what?
Before you do, I never cracked open my beer.
Okay.
Yeah.
There you go.
Dedicated to the Blue Jays this year
because we really need them to do some damage
totally
and hopefully there's not too much damage to George Springer
and we get to enjoy
and shout out to my sister's neighbor
Ross Atkins who was extended another 5 years
interesting
so this is a
New England, speaking of the Red Sox
New England Pale Ale
from Great Lakes Brewery.
Great partners of the program, GLB.
Crack it open, FOTMs.
I get it right on the mic.
To Stu's sister.
Who's in a lot of your films.
I feel like I know her because I've seen her in your movies.
Which are coming out in other countries
soon.
And Hollywood Suite's founder
or owner or whatever he is,
David Kynes, is coming on Toronto Mike soon.
Great stuff.
Okay, Cam. You know what you bet? You know, you could
really
repair a lot of the damage in our relationship,
Mike, by really
putting me over big time.
Like how great Stu is,
how popular Stu is,
how much all the listeners love Stu's movies.
I can go hard on that.
Like I can go so fucking hard on that.
And it has to be like,
or come from an organic place.
Like not like a,
I'll make it look like,
uh,
it just came to me.
I'll be like,
you know,
it was a great movie.
I saw Hollywood sweet.
And then I'll just go on about how fucking,
I don't know how the Oscars missed that.
Holy shit, whatever.
Don't say Oscars, maybe the CSAs.
The Geminis.
Yeah, the Gemini Awards.
The Screen Awards.
Okay, Cam, I'm just going to play your third jam, okay?
Sure, yeah.
It's so nice to live here I'm glad this is my home
I've got a homestead on Baltimore Street
It's someplace to call my own
It's all kinds of people
Familiar places
Smiling faces
I'm proud to say I'm a Baltimorean. But the birds are the best, the best of Baltimore.
home of the wire ultimo yeah i'm just oh did she just talked about oh she has oriole baseball on her mind now okay let's do a little
guessing game mike have you ever heard this song before no but it reminds me of that cleveland song
yeah they did definitely like a real parody uh right 70s how about anyone in the chat room have
any of you does anyone know who this is it's a very well-known artist singing this in a very early career moment.
I can tell you Canada Kev's ears are bleeding.
It wasn't that bad, Kev.
What's going on here?
Yeah.
No, nobody knows.
Beck says ouch.
Yeah, Beck says ouch.
That's never a good sign when you play a jam and you hear ouch.
Yeah, I mean, listen, guys.
Rebecca Black.
You're welcome because again you
would be hearing eight songs like that if i hadn't played center field uh by john fogarty but go ahead
anyway tell us about this old olivia newton john song it's it's not this is uh generation x icon Generation X icon Tori Amos in a very early
career performance.
I remember hearing this song on
CFO. It must have been the ongoing history of new
music like the Tori Amos
hour where they talked about
her early career. She actually recorded this
when she was 16 years old.
She wrote this song just called
Baltimore with her brother Michael
in response to a 1979 contest by the city of Baltimore, Maryland.
Her new theme song for the Baltimore Orioles baseball team won the contest.
Wow.
Yeah, I kind of like this song.
Like, again, it's super cheesy. kind of the hard-hitting Tori Amos stuff that we later heard in the 90s
about bad things that happened to her
and talk about God and Cornflake Girls and whatnot.
But a real, I would say, like a curiosity
from someone who later in life became a big known artist.
Now, let's get off the diamond for a second.
We're going to do the geography corner right now is what we're going to do.
Brought to you by Esri Canada.
There you go.
So Tori Amos
and her family, they actually grew up in
Silver Spring, Maryland.
Okay. So kind of
like, you know, D.C. area.
She actually lived
in Georgetown for a bit too, which is interesting.
But anyway, some other famous residents
or natives of Silver Spring
so we've got some good names here I like this
so we've got Connie Chung
okay yeah Maury Povich
also Stephanie Tanner's
alter ego in Full House
that's right
also Barbie Dollenbear
so we've got Matt Drudge.
You know, Mike's loyal reader of the Drudge Report.
Of course.
Yeah.
We got a fella who has just traded at the NBA trade deadlines.
We've got Victor Oladipo.
Right.
Yeah.
I feel like he's getting up on the Raptors.
He just seems like sort of a second tier guy.
Since you mentioned Baltimore,
the first names I think of,
I think of Eddie Murray and Cal Ripken.
That's where my brain goes.
But VP of Sales is reminding us,
and this ties in nicely with your documentary,
Stu Stone,
the baseball card,
Billy Ripken's fuck face card.
It's a classic.
A few more names.
Another NBA guy. This guy did
not want to play in Canada.
Steve Francis.
He wouldn't play for the Grizzlies. That's right.
He was all pouty and then he got traded to
Houston. Are you talking about
Stevie Franchise?
That's the one.
A series of funny men here.
We got Dave Chappelle.
Maybe the funniest man. That's the one. And then a series of funny men here. We got Dave Chappelle. Big new one.
Maybe the funniest man.
Yeah.
We got Louis Black.
Yeah.
Sure.
The Today Show.
And from the Pixar movie.
And then we've got Ben Stein.
Oh, yeah.
Where's my...
Yeah.
The guy from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
Yeah.
Bueller.
Bueller.
And Ben Stein, I feel like, is problematic now.
Is he not? I feel like he is problematic now, is he not?
I feel like he took a right turn of sorts.
I believe you're correct.
Anyway, this song, Tori Amos, Baltimore.
You guys might think it's a piece of shit.
This song is currently selling on eBay from anywhere from $2,000 to $5,000 US for the original 7-inch vinyl records.
This needs a citation on Wikipedia, so i'm not sure it's
true how big is seven inches kim can you show us i'm not good that's that is so juvenile like i
listen to it and it's it's fine right it's a fine song it doesn't it doesn't at all sound like a
baseball anthem like they barely mention the ball team like wow mike you're such a hypocrite but go
ahead no i mean i'm talking about the fact that it won the contest.
Like this song that you played won a Baltimore Orioles contest.
Well, her dad was also the head of marketing for the Orioles.
Cam hasn't gotten to that yet.
Well, that's the only thing that makes sense here,
because that song doesn't deserve to win a contest
with no other entries.
It was 2016.
It was the 70s. You know, come on. It was a different time? It was the 70s. Come on.
It was a different time. Barely the 70s.
Less entertainment. Anyway, I think it's
a cute little song and an interesting
historical snapshot and definitely a baseball
song. She has Orioles baseball
on her mind. I meant
it shouldn't have won the contest
is what I'm saying. Yeah. I'd be curious
to hear what some of the also-wins were.
For sure. Okay, my jam is long, so I'm going to start it, and then I'll talk about it, and then when the
part I'm referencing comes into this song, I'll turn it back up, okay? So bear with me,
but let's give it a few notes before we discuss my third jam. what's that stew i don't know man you guys are fucking crazy
is that all you have to say right now because i mean it's just ridiculous
like you give Cam shit.
Yeah, why is this ridiculous?
I mean, this is a song.
They're going to reference baseball in the form of sex.
Yeah, but more than just
reference.
Yeah, they talk about sex with baseball.
But more than just talk.
And then you give me shit for
picking a song that's actually
about baseball
this is probably
the most baseball jam
we're gonna hear tonight
in Paradise by the Dashboard Light
by Meatloaf
of course
which is
we've mentioned many times
Jim Steinman
this is a Jim Steinman
of course
he wrote this song
and this is
from Bad Out of Hell
of course
1977
and the woman oh I guess the word bad is there this song. And this is from Bad Out of Hell, of course, 1977.
Oh, I get the word bad in there.
That's true.
I didn't even think of that.
But again, this voice you're hearing right now belongs to a woman named
Ellen Foley. You don't see
her in the video.
My famous
she was the film
A League of Her Own was based on her
a female baseball star
from the
40s and 50s
well let me tell you
a bit about
Ellen Foley
really quick
one of my favorite
facts
would somebody have
played like Madonna
that used to be
my playground
would that have
been a qualifying song
wait hold on
let me tell you
a bit about the song
and then when the
when the part
the key
Phil Rizzuto
scoot
scooter scooter is it scooter I'm trying to remember now he does the baseball calls for the And then when the part, the key, Phil Rizzuto, Scoot.
Scooter, Scooter.
Is it Scooter?
I'm trying to remember now.
He does the baseball calls for the.
Phil Rizzuto.
Yeah.
What was his nickname?
Scooter? Yeah, Scooter.
Scooter, right.
Okay.
So when the Phil Rizzuto part comes on, I'm going to turn it up and we're going to listen
to that entire part.
But I'll just say, you might know Ellen Foley for a few other reasons.
She was a singer on a bunch of Clash songs,
but the song Should I Stay or Should I Go,
which was written and sung by Mick Jones,
is about the turbulent relationship
between Ellen Foley,
the voice on this song,
Paradise by the Dashboard Light,
and Mick Jones.
So that's kind of a fun fact.
Also, this is amazing.
I think it's come in my part,
but Night Court, season two,
there's a character named Billy Young who's like a public defender
played by Ellen Foley.
And that's why don't we know this name?
Because in Season 3, they replace Ellen Foley with Marky Post.
Whoa.
So if you look at early seasons of Night Court, particularly season two,
Ellen Foley is playing the
role that eventually would be
Marky Post, the public defender.
So what Clash songs did
she sing? I don't remember them ever having
female vocals. Here,
I'm going to turn it up and then we're going to talk
about that. You sure it wasn't like Mick Jones
the Foreigner? No.
It's, what's the hitsville
one hitsville usa one it's really yeah okay yeah sandon yeah okay she's on a couple including yeah
that's off the top of head here oh're gonna go all the way tonight, we're gonna go all the way tonight, tonight
We're gonna go all the way tonight, we're gonna go all the way tonight, tonight
Okay, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here
Two down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth
There's the wind-up, and there it is, a line shot up the middle
Look at him go, this boy gets really fly He's rounding windup. And there it is. A line shot up the middle. Look at him go.
This boy can really fly.
He's rounding first and really turning it on now.
He's not letting up at all.
He's going to drive to second.
Ball is bottled out in center.
And here comes the throw.
And what a throw.
He's going to slide in head first.
Here he comes.
He's out.
No wait.
Safe.
Safe at second base.
This kid really makes things happen out there.
Matters.
Steps up to the plate.
Here's the catch.
And he's going. And what a jump he's got.
He's trying to third.
Here's the throw.
It's in the dirt.
Safe that third.
Holy cow, he's going to base.
Making a pretty big lead out there.
Almost daring him to try and pick him off.
Richard Lampard goes wide jump, and it's funded.
Funded down the third baseline, and the suicide squeeze is on.
Here he comes.
Squeeze play is going to be close.
Here's the throw.
Here's the play at the plate. Holy cow, I think he's going to make it. Here he comes. Squeeze play is going to be close. Here's the throw. Here's the play of the plate.
Holy cow, I think he's going to make it.
Stop right there.
I got to know right now.
Holy smokes, I got to calm down here.
I got to calm down here.
But holy crow, Stu, how could you say this isn't a fucking great baseball jam?
It's a great song.
Great song, great baseball jam. I'll give it to you. I'd stop if this is not a baseball jam. It's a great song. Great song, great baseball jam.
I'll give it to you. I'd stop if this is not a baseball song.
I'm still confused
how Centerfield's John Fogarty was
shit on. I just don't get it.
No, no, no. We never shit on it.
No shit.
So far, it's been the only pure baseball song we've heard.
No one shat.
That's not true. My Mel Allen and the Naturals song from 1985 was pure baseball song we've heard. No one shot. Stu. Stu. That's not true. My Mel Allen
in the Naturals song from 1985
was pure baseball.
So, we thought
it was a low-hanging fruit and obvious.
We did not say it was a terrible, terrible thing.
So, Todd Rundgren, of course,
he's the producer of
Bad Out of Hell. And in 1976,
he recorded Phil Rizzuto doing
that play-by- play we just listened to
and according to phil i'm not i don't know if it's true because i didn't ask phil myself but
phil risotto's pr people said that he had no idea that he was uh an analogy for sex that it was
basically equating the baseball call with sex in the final version Meatloaf released. He thought it was just baseball stuff he was
recording. Jargony type stuff.
Was he offended? Did he try to get it
removed? I don't know if he was
offended, but there was controversy
that this voice of the Yankees
would be on,
would speak in metaphor for
basically a guy's trying to score with this
girl. He wants to
copulate with her, have intercourse with her, if you will.
Yeah, round the bases.
And it's quite the song.
And it's epic, of course.
And that part with Phil Rizzuto is like my favorite part.
It's amazing.
The Boston Red Sox actually, for their radio, they edited this song.
And they used Red Sox broadcasters instead of Phil Rizzuto.
Really? For what it's worth, yeah. We need like a Tom Cheek version of this. and they used Red Sox broadcasters instead of Phil Rizzuto.
Really?
For what it's worth, yeah.
We need like a Tom Cheek version of this.
Do you think Tom Cheek would have been?
Or Wilner would do it.
Yeah, I was going to say, I'll call up FOTM Mike Wilner and star of Jack of All Trades, Mike Wilner.
Totally.
This song is really cool.
I know it's Broadway-ishish and it's a little cheesy and
corny because it's like a big broadway jim steinman production but it's a fucking cool song
there's a lot it's long too what was it like 11 minutes or something not quite it's something
like eight minutes but i'm just like it's still going like oh yeah like he's praying for the end
of time now i guess because
he promised to love her forever if uh he could have sex with her and now he's praying for the
end of time you know who i think are sort of similar in a roundabout way meatloaf and sam
kinnison well they're both overweight well they have a long hair and are just like very like
yeah like a high energy.
You know what song, what modern day song seems to be cut from this cloth that we're hearing right here?
I would say Jesus of Suburbia by Green Bay.
And also like an epic song cycle.
Yeah, it's like Broadway style multiple songs
glued together
rock opera
rock opera
that's what I'm looking for
here we go
now I'm exhausted.
Holy smokes.
Okay.
It's a lot of music.
It's about 820.
825, this song.
Woo!
Okay.
Finally, Meatloaf makes his Pandemic Friday debut.
It took a while. It took a while.
It took a while.
Another good baseball song is Two Out of Three Ain't Bad
because that's a 667 batting average.
That's fucking unbelievable.
That's like one of the biggest selling albums of all time.
Yeah.
Goddamn right it was, for sure.
Mark Weisslott's favorite band, too.
I turned the mic to the great Stu Stone
to set up his third jam.
Is he there?
Yeah, I'm here.
Because you froze last time
and you were quiet.
Cam,
we've talked about
video flicks
before.
Jumbo video.
Sure.
Always.
Just video stores and going and renting video cassettes great memories yeah of course we used to rent lots of wrestling video cassettes but
outside of that baseball video cassettes too we meant i alluded to earlier the lighter side of
baseball yeah which was like a uh i believe it was like a sunny side up egg, like on the cover.
Yes,
it was.
Damn right.
It was.
There was several just sort of baseball bloopers was like a big thing.
Well,
there was sort of this baseball,
this,
this whole new genre of baseball bloopers became a thing.
It was lots of videos followed,
et cetera,
et cetera,
et cetera.
But what have I told you?
Oh, don't do it. Don't do it.
I think I see where this is going.
What if I told you, Cam, that a lot of these
baseball blooper videos spawned
from the success of a music video?
Oh.
I wish I could
share this video with people.
Go ahead.
All right, here we go. Thank you. guitar solo Here comes Johnny singing, oh he's gold, baby
You probably know, baby, what I say
Here comes Johnny singing, I got a woman
Down in the tunnel trying to make it play
He got the action, he got the motion
Oh yeah, the boy can play
Dedication, devotion
Turning on the night time into the day
Do the song about a sweet little moon
Do the song about the night
Do the walk
Do the walk of life
Yeah, do the walk of life
That's a good song, buddy.
You're listening to the sounds of Dire Straits.
Dire Straits.
Interestingly enough,
another one of the songs that checks our box of songs we love
is when bands are voting to not include the song on the album song.
We've heard over the pandemic, Friday, we've heard stories of
the band didn't want
to put it on or this producer almost didn't want it on and it turned out to be one of their biggest
songs well this is another one of those types of songs where members of the band didn't uh or the
producer of the album uh neil dorfman didn't want it on the album and the rest of the band outvoted him now here's a funny story
this uh song sort of fluttered in the united states there was a music video in recorded for it that it is a version that did well in the uk but it just wasn't catching on here somebody
had the idea to edit baseball bloopers into the music video.
And it all of a sudden dire straits are on MTV and all of a sudden the song
blows up and then dire straits is dire straits is dire straits is already
respected.
But I'm saying by young people who are watching MTV,
they're watching it for the baseball bloopers.
Uh,
lots of baseball bloopers.
If in this music video cam,
you'll see,
uh,
people slipping.
I've seen it.
People falling.
People slipping and falling.
Like silly stuff?
Yeah, very silly stuff.
Stu Stone, are you telling me this song has absolutely nothing to do with baseball?
It does have something to do with baseball.
It's forever synonymous with baseball.
It's because of the music video, the iconic music video featured only baseball how is that not not only there's basketball bloopers
in there too there's larry larry bird falling over the scores table so if you're keeping track
at home stew leads off with an obvious choice which is definitely a baseball song a centerfield
okay then you have a hockey song.
A very hockey song.
In fact, Tom Cochran recorded a version for the humble victim.
Well, they say the word walk in the song.
Walk is a baseball thing.
According to Cam, that works.
They talk about swing.
There's a swing.
Salt and a swing?
Yeah.
I was going to say, yeah, they have another song.
Salt and a swing.
Salt and a swing is a better jam about baseball than this.
That's not about baseball. Salt and a swing is about swing dancing in the swing band The Salt and the Swing. The Salt and the Swing is a better jam about baseball than this. That's not about baseball.
The Salt and the Swing is about swing dancing in the swing band.
Salt and the Swing, that's got to be a Babe Ruth song, right?
No, this is the sports song.
The Salt and the Swat, which is what Babe Ruth.
Two of your three jams, just for the record, and you'll agree with me,
two of your three jams, if we just go by the music and the lyrical content,
two of your three jams are actually not about baseball.
Well, they are baseball jams, Mike,
and it's up to me to select the songs.
And you criticize Phil fucking Rizzuto.
Call it a game.
Your song was about sex, but that's fine.
I give you that one.
That's a great song.
That meatloaf song.
So it's okay.
You can have that one back.
Phil Rizzuto literally calling play by play of a baseball game
but he was tricked into doing it
he was told to call
a baseball game
I'll say this the topic was
baseball jams right
not jams
shush
not jams
about baseball there's a difference
there's a big difference
then you pick no songs
that qualify based on what you're saying now you know like my song like jack morris here
i was expecting if you were expecting to hear we were talking willie mickey and no i if you wanted
to hear that 40 songs there aren't that many baseball songs so you got to get creative and find songs
that that talk baseball to you not songs by a band about sex with milfs that has a baseball name
i have songs that actually relate to baseball this is one of them how it has a video that has
baseball bloopers that's right they just inserted in that. Yeah, I'm sure Mark Knoppler's like, you know,
let's put some fucking Cal Ripken tripping over second base.
That's what that video needs.
Give me a break.
Sting doesn't do any backup vocals on Walk of Life.
No.
Stink.
Stu, I'll be honest with you.
If you weren't unavailable next week,
I was going to suspend you for a week of Pandemic Friday.
That's absolutely criminal. You are
criminal. You pick terrible topics. You pick
terrible songs. Get a haircut.
Oh.
Now you've gone too far,
Stewstone.
We're in a pandemic here.
I got
issues of that choice, but I don't want to dwell
on it too long.
That's fine.
Listen, I mean, this is going to be one of my more controversial wins in the 56 weeks. Okay.
You know what could have qualified?
Okay.
Do you guys remember a Bon Jovi song from the 90s called Something for the Pain that had
like an Eddie Vedder impersonator in it and a Snoop Dogg impersonator?
I don't remember it.
And a Scott Whalen impersonator.
But there's a shot of Richie Zambara
sort of like pants.
You know, like the video for Rush Time Stand Still?
Like they're kind of floating around
and Amy Mann's in it.
Yes, yes, of course.
It's a bit like that,
but like updated for the 90s.
But he's like in a baseball thing.
So that would have...
I guess I could...
It's first to like an Eddie Better impersonator.
Could you play the song? Everybody knows the world of us. So that would have... It would have sparked an Eddie Better impersonator.
Could you play the song?
Everybody knows the world of us.
Fastball.
By fastball?
I can't wait to pick that.
It was on my list.
It was on my short list.
Would either of you kick out Wild Thing?
Because you remember it when Charlie Sheen comes out of the bullpen in Major League.
Okay, wow.
Remember who sang that, Mike?
It came up on the Hardcore episode.
Yeah, you know The Runaways?
Joan Jett? Good guess.
X.
Okay, not Joan Jett in The Runaways.
Okay.
Yeah, I couldn't remember who the cover was by.
All right.
We're going to get to this final round.
I just want to make sure I've thanked everybody.
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Not a lot of baseball jams.
So if there's any musicians listening,
there is a lane wide open for success.
I mean, clearly we are having trouble here
finding good baseball jams.
So if someone's out there,
like that girl that sent her demo last year
for us to play. Oh, yeah. If she did a baseball gems. So if someone's out there, like that girl that sent her demo last year for us to play.
Oh, yeah.
If she did a baseball song,
there's room for baseball songs.
Sorry, what is that?
Don't you remember?
Somebody asked me to play,
she asked me to play her song
at a Pandemic Friday.
This is like about a year ago,
early in Pandemic Friday.
So I played her song.
I remember, Stu.
Wow.
You guys are meant,
there's a lot of great songs.
There's a lot of great songs. I mean, I don't. You guys are meant, there's a lot of great songs. There's a lot of great songs.
I mean, I don't want to spoil anything
to suggest it's not coming,
but Bruce Springsteen threw a speedball by you.
There's a lot of stuff.
Are you talking about Glory Days?
Glory Days.
Where Have You Gone, Joe DiMaggio.
Does that remind you of when you used to work at The X
when you pretend to enter the Rolling Stones concert?
I still think I have my past.
Like where they used to punch it every day.
I think I still have my C&E past.
Back when, what's his name?
Josh Goldsby?
Jake Goldsby.
Jake Goldsby's old castmate used to get free throws.
Well, here's a fun.
Yeah, that's true.
They did overlap a bit on The Next Generation. But here's a fun fact
about Jake Goldsby.
He was born on 8-8-88,
which means he was probably in diapers
when I was working at Papa Ball.
Yeah, 8-8-88. Okay, but
Pat Mastroianni, who you're referring to,
because, I don't know if I mentioned this, Caitlin
Ryan's on the fucking show next week.
That's huge. That's huge.
That's sexy.
Shut her down.
It's all. How did you get her on?
Like,
did you just email her?
It's actually,
it's actually a fun story.
I've been going back and forth with her for literally for five years,
but this is,
I wanted her to visit me in person.
So she had young kids and she's in like Durham region or something.
So it never came to be,
but then she did a phoner or a zoom,
I guess with a TMDS property,
Bob's basement.
So Bob will let talked to Stacy Metician.
And I get an,
I get a DM on Instagram out of the blue from Stacy to say,
Oh,
I hear you're,
you're associated with Bob's podcast.
And I wanted you to know,
I didn't forget about you.
Like clearly Caitlin felt really guilty
that for years she's kind of been, you know,
said she'd do my show.
And then she went and did another show in the TMDS family
and she was overridden with guilt
and she couldn't do Toronto Mike fast enough when I moved it.
Nothing creepy about this story.
And that's the way it is. Okay, by the way,
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Cross your fingers.
Are you ready for your fourth jam?
Those damn Yankees.
Why can't we beat them?
You're out.
You're safe.
Oh, yeah.
The band, Damn Yankees.
Remember them?
Yes, I do.
High enough?
Can you take me out?
That's a good chant.
That would go with the outfield.
Do you want to call an audible?
Except that's like a southern rock band
making fun of Yankees.
By the way, looking at this round,
this is kind of where it gets fun,
I think, on the baseball episode.
I think these are going to be crowd pleasers.
You ready for this one, Cam?
Sure am. Sure am.
Sure am.
Well, it ain't so funny when you lose your money
and the Blue Jays bite the dust.
Like last year's racing when the Jays were chasing
and the whole damn thing went bust.
Then Giller got tired of standing back
and his face made an evil grin.
He said, if you don't give me a pennant this year,
I'm going to trade your butts and win.
And then he lost it.
And then.
He put Tony on a bus to San Diego.
And then.
He rang George's bell.
And then.
He called down to Cleveland.
Oh, no, not Cleveland.
And then.
And then.
And then.
Along came Joe.
With Robbie and Devo
Moving to T.O.
I hope it doesn't snow
Along came Big Bad Bash and Joe
Well, I won some tickets from Chum FM
Yeah, hot track there.
That's the Chum FM Cheerleaders.
I thought it was like the Barenaked Ladies.
Well, I tried to pick up who actually,
like, who's playing the music here?
Because this is like real bands.
This isn't like Roger Rick and Marilyn,
like, fuck around the studio.
Yeah, this is not Roger Rick and Marilyn.
Maybe it is.
Along came Joe,
talking, of course, about the great folk hero, Joe Carter.
This is from the Blue Jay album, Class of 1992.
So I do have some fun facts about this.
A few fun facts.
This is fun.
If you Google the Blue Jay album, here's the first five websites that come up.
There's Mike Riffle's CD collection to find it. the Blue Jay album. Here's the first five websites that come up as Mike rifles
through a CD collection to find it.
Versus Discogs,
which you guys might see as
a music website.
That's the one.
See, Mike,
the fact you just have this within
arm's length at any time
is why...
There's another one.
Shout out to Variety um if you googled
the blue j album toronto mic.com is both the second and third google um search results before
soundcloud before last fm before like actual websites honestly that's like the highest praise
you could have ever given me is hearing that.
Although, that was a little bit of a backhanded compliment calling those other websites, quote, actual websites.
Oh, stop, stop.
Hey, good point, Stu. Good point.
I love, I think Mike's website, I go to it all the time.
I do too.
I particularly love Open Mike Forum.
Do you think I need to hold on to this USB Ethernet adapter CD-ROM?
Do you think maybe I can say goodbye
to that? Only small things.
Put that on eBay. It's fit for the pit.
I got Melancholy and the Infinite
Sadness just sitting over here too.
Wow, okay. So Along Came Joe by Roger
Rick and Marilyn. Go on. There you go.
So the Blue J album came
out in Sony Music Canada.
Now this is interesting.
I think this is interesting.
The album, it said producer
or something like producer on it
was a guy named David J. Patel.
He's problematic, I think.
Isn't he the Houdat singer?
Or am I getting the wrong guy?
No, I don't think he is.
He was also the guy
who was partially responsible
for popularizing Celine Dion.
Because he managed her with Rene Angeli.
Are you sure?
I think it's Houdat Singer.
Is that the same guy?
I think it's the same guy.
Well, maybe he did that too.
I don't know.
I know he also used to make Celine Dion.
What's the story there, Mike?
Yeah, what's that? Houdat Singer appears on a whole bunch of these. Because I he also used to make Celine Dion. What's the story there, Mike? Yeah, what's that?
Who Dat Singer appears on a whole bunch of these
because I'm literally holding them, but now I
realize in the old days I'd go like this, and now
I'm way out here. I know people can't see
me, but I'm a very old man.
Okay. VP of Sales,
there's three jams from
FOTM. What about this scandal?
I think it's not a scandal
so much as maybe at the time it was more appropriate than it would be today, but it's more... It's not a scandal so much as...
Maybe at the time it was more appropriate than it would be today,
but it's singing...
Why is it called Who Dat Singer?
Well, that was like a stage name,
and I think it was accents,
appropriating accents from other cultures.
Like a thick...
Like a South Asian accent.
Right, right.
Now, I want to play this game with VP of Sales before you go on.
I know one.
Okay, well, I know a few. Six. I know a bunch. Do you want to play this game with VP of Sales before you go on. I know one. Okay, well, I know a few.
Six.
I know a bunch.
Do you want to go first or do you want me to go?
Yeah.
Okay.
Keith Hampshire.
Keith Hampshire for sure, but I don't want to talk too much about that.
Wink, wink.
No.
Okay.
I'm going to say Sunny Jays by Freddie P.
And I'm going to say Jays to the...
Doesn't like somebody's dad was like a rapper,
electric circus, something or other?
Oh, Dalton Pompei?
Dalton Pompei.
Yeah, right.
You ever talk about that?
Summertime, summertime.
We haven't talked about it a long time.
I should play it.
In fact, I have him.
He's right here.
He's right here on this can right here of Great Lakes beer.
Oh, I know. I have no idea.
I got more. For sure, Aaron Davis was all over
these things. The CHFI singers
or CHFI lights, whatever.
Brian Master? No, no Brian Master.
But for sure, Aaron Davis.
Hold on. For sure,
Brother Jake.
Brother Jake's on these things.
Humble Howard's on these things when he was with The Mix.
He did a song called Jays to the Top.
Jays to the Top.
Who's the one that sang,
and we're going off to Redmondton?
That was the Rivers Air Force, I'm pretty sure.
So I got a bunch.
I'm going to finish this up by saying,
let me think of who I'm missing.
Give me a moment to kind of take this all in.
So definitely Brother Jake.
He's definitely on there.
Humble on his own. Fred on his
own. Erring Davis has got
three. Who am I
missing that's an FOTM that we should get?
Is Roger Ashby on there?
He's an FOTM. So is Rick Hodge.
I wonder if they did anything.
Do you guys have any more guesses?
Jerry Howarth.
Think radio people from the early 90s. Jerry Howarth. guests? Jerry Howarth. Gord James. Think radio people from the early 90s.
Gord James is not a...
Yeah, Jerry Howarth.
Jerry Howarth is on...
I said that.
I said Jerry Howarth.
I know.
I'm just putting an exclamation point.
How about Scott Ferguson?
Yeah, Fergie.
Fergie Oliver.
I don't think Fergie's on it,
but for sure, Jerry Howarth.
Okay, so...
I told a great Fergie Oliver story on the Search for Canada's greatest game shows on the Game Show Network, which is available in the Toronto Mike secret folder.
Is season two there?
The pirate ship.
Is season two in that secret folder?
It better be.
Because I've been looking for season two, and I would love it if it was there, Canada Kev.
So, VP of sales, can we get the answers so we can move on?
Yeah. He said
Jerry Howarth!
Yeah, that's one.
Mike Wilner.
Keith Hampshire. No, not Mike Wilner. It's pre-Mike Wilner.
Jerry Howarth, Keith
Hampshire, Aaron Davis,
Humble, Fred, and Brother Jake.
That's six.
Brother Jake Goldsby. We got them all. That's six. Jake, Brother Jake Goldsby.
We got them all.
We got them all.
That's six.
There you go.
Good stuff.
Good stuff.
A few more fun facts about this.
The Chum FM cheerleaders, they actually had a song on all three Blue Jay albums.
This one's from 1992 and 91.
They had Blue Jay's Bop.
And 1993, they had Rockin' Robbie.
That was a parody of Rockin' Robbie. That was a parody of
Rockin' Robin.
The wrestler?
Yeah.
I can't believe people would go to the store
and buy this product
which I did myself.
We'd actually go and we'd play it.
It's crazy. So I have them here and it's because
wonderful
FOTM Stephanie Wilkinson
sent them over and we're talking
about I don't know when that was it was pre podcast
it was a long time ago so thank you
Stephanie Wilkinson for sharing these with me
many many moons ago
yeah and they were always for a good cause
for a variety of films so like I do get
there's a joke anyway that
along came Joe was based on the song
along came Jones that was written by Lieber and Stoller originally recorded by the Coasters She's a great gal. Anyway, Along Came Joe was based on the song Along Came Jones
that was written by Lieber and Stoller,
originally recorded by The Coasters,
covered by everyone from the Righteous Brothers,
Ray Stevens, and then
in 1980,
him too,
a duet by George Jones
and Johnny
Pacheck from their
joint album Double Trouble,
their version of Along Came Jones.
Wow.
Yeah.
Good stuff.
Good stuff.
Thank you for playing something from the Variety Village,
although it won't be the last time we hear something from those CDs,
but good stuff.
I'm going to kick out a jam that you guys have already made fun of tonight.
So are you ready for my final jam?
We're talking bass.
Yeah.
And we've got some mind blows that we all know,
but I'm going to do it anyway.
Here we go.
The Wiz kids had won it.
Bobby Thompson had done it.
And Yogi read the comics all the while.
Rock and roll was being born. Marijuana we would scorn. So down on the corner, the while. Rock and roll was being born.
Marijuana we would scorn.
So down on the corner
the national pastime
went on trial.
We're talking baseball.
Kluszewski, Campanella
talking baseball.
I have no memory
of the word marijuana
in this song.
No.
It's edgy.
Scooter, the barber
Mary Jane makes an appearance.
Okay, so I'll bring it down
to share some fun facts
and then I'll play a couple of mind blows.
But this song would have been great for my dream episode of Pandemic Friday,
which is the parentheses songs,
because this song is called, people think it's called Talking Baseball.
Why is it not called that?
It should be.
But it's actually called Willie, Mickey, and the Duke,
and then in parentheses, talking baseball,
the artist,
the performer,
it was written and performed in 1981 by Terry Cashman.
Terry Cashman joint.
Who's Wayne Cashman?
He was like a hockey player.
NHL.
Isn't he a flyer?
Or GM.
Yeah.
Wasn't he a broad street bully?
I thought Cashman is like that guy.
That's like,
uh,
Russell Oliver?
Deal with the deal, or whatever the guy's name is.
Hey, Dad, can I run the Oakville store?
Oh, yeah!
Bruins.
BPO Sales is like really on the ball today.
He's worth every penny.
He is making money on the Mimical Mike deal, actually.
So, okay.
Oh, inside baseball.
Is there a Blue Jays version of this song? Yeah, hang in in there it's literally been on my desk the whole fucking day okay so it's like we're talking blue
jays dave steve is coming with jimmy hang in there hang in there so terry cashman puts this out in
1981 and it's basically the history of american uh it's a history of major league baseball from
the 50s to the 80s i won't run down the list of names but it's more history of Major League Baseball from the 50s to the 80s.
I won't run down the list of names,
but it's more than just Willie Mays, Mickey Mantle,
and Duke Snyder,
the namesakes and the title of the song.
They based,
those names are there
because of a photo.
It's funny, there's a photo,
a famous photo
of those three people,
Willie Mays, Mickey Mantle,
and Duke Snyder.
But Joe DiMaggio's in this photo.
But Terry Cashman, like, I don't think it wasaggio's in this photo but Terry Cashman like I don't
think it was called Photoshop back then but he
literally like
cropped out and got rid of
Joe DiMaggio in the photo
and airbrushed it that's the word
I'm looking for he airbrushed it from the picture
the record's picture sleeve and you notice
there's no like Joe DiMaggio in the title
of this song so maybe Joe DiMaggio was
already in like Simon and Garfunkel songs it didn't need to be in here but everybody gets called out in
this yeah like everyone gets like not barry bonds like kanye but bobby bonds you know george brett
ted williams i won't do them all but anyone you can think of phil risuto who we heard earlier
the scooter ted kluszewski yeah early, early in the... Marijuana?
Mary Jane Henry.
This has a real vibe of like sort of, you know,
burnt out hippie guy now living in the suburbs,
like sort of a nod to his former life back in the 60s and now he's just at home watching baseball.
Are you reading that from somewhere?
No, it's just...
Well done.
It's an original thought.
Very poetic.
Sometimes, Cam, sometimes. somewhere no well done it's an original very poetic very sometimes cam sometimes so somebody's
espn canada cab is pointing out that uh phil risotto knew what he was saying in meatloaf well
wikipedia said it's inconclusive okay so the uh terry cashman version we just heard there 1981
they actually used the word inconclusive or did you just make that up?
Well, you can go to Wiki right now as I talk and see it for your fucking self.
And it's made by Cam the man.
Okay.
So speaking of Stan Musial,
who's in that song, by the way.
So in 1986,
the Blue Jays were celebrating 10 years as a franchise.
I remember the logo well.
The logo was literally,
it was like this 10th anniversary,
1986 Toronto Blue Jays.
Classic.
Classic, because we're old enough to remember this season.
So they licensed, or what do you call that?
They commissioned Terry Cashman to write and record
a Blue Jays version of that song.
And here's a taste of that.
77 was the Jays' first year.
Toronto fans could finally cheer as Alt hit two home runs in our first game.
Bob Baylor was number one, Jerry Garvin's pickoff gun.
Wins were few and the team was new, the fans still came they're talking baseball rick
serone and louis gomez blue jays baseball ron fairley hector torres big john and griff and
otto all could play roy howell rico cardi dave mckay i'm talking baseball 10 years with the Jays
Okay, so this is the...
Let it keep playing, let it keep playing, please.
He said he had a flair, a style
But Danny Ainge just stayed a while
Clancy Garth and Ernie were the core
Bobby Copsey took the reins
And the Jays made instant gains
In 85, a winner arrived
It's what we waited for
We're talking baseball
Bell and Mosby do the slugging
Blue Jays baseball
Steve and Lamp, they do some chucking
Garcia and Fernandez make the plays
What a team
Upshaw, Barfield and Tom Hankey save the day
I'm talking baseball
Ten years with the Jays And Tom Hanke saved the day. I'm talking baseball.
Ten years with the Jays.
When you're talking Toronto baseball.
Sam Ewing, Tom Underwood.
Hartsfield and Maddox both had class.
The Princess Gates through which we passed.
Alexander's game to win the AL East Expansion blues have ceased
Wow.
Sounds like he's trying to cram too many words into the song.
He also seems like he's never actually watched it.
Nobody fucking cares about Sam Ewan and Hector Torres.
I guess Slater became a coach, I think. He just sounds like somebody's
Hebrew school teacher just singing into
a tape recorder, too. He doesn't have a lot
of gusto. Wrote it in
five minutes, but we heard the
verse I like. It's talking baseball.
Bell and Mosby do the slugging.
Blue Jays baseball. Steve and Lamp,
they do some chucking. Garcia
and Fernandez made the plays.
Upshaw, Barfield
and Tom Hankey saved the day.
Like, it's kind of fun.
They crammed a lot of
names in there. Yeah, the Ultimate
lets you remember some guys.
Let me tell you why I'm
holding the 45 single.
The single for Talking
Baseball. The funny thing is the B-side
is Willie, Mickey and the Duke. That's the B-side. The A-side is Talking Baseball, The funny thing is the B side is Willie, Mickey, and the Duke.
That's the B side.
The A side is Talking Baseball, 10 years with the Js.
This was couriered to me by FOTM Ken Daniels,
who was doing some cleaning up of his stuff, and he found this.
And I was top of mind.
He said, I think Toronto Mike would enjoy this.
And this arrived at my front door from Ken Daniels.
So they did a version for every single team, then, you're saying?
I don't know if every team did it, but a number of teams did do it,
including the Blue Jays.
Carney Lansford's on the corner.
McGuire's on the purse.
And Ricky Henderson's running with Dave Parker in their locker room.
So I'm going to play the song.
Of course, I'm a huge Simpsons guy.
So I'll just play a taste of this and then I'll talk about this briefly and then we'll move on.
Well, Mr. Burns had done it.
The power plant had won it.
With Roger Clemens clucking all the while.
Mike Socha's tragic illness made us smile.
While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the barroom tile.
We're talking softball from Maine to San Diego.
Talking softball, Mattingly and Canseco.
Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw.
Steve Sachs and his running with the law
We're talking Homer
Ozzie and the Straw
So, of course, maybe I would say for sure a top 10 episode in my mind of The Simpsons.
Yeah, for sure.
What an episode. So, yeah. This is one of the few that I've actually seen. Wow mind of The Simpsons. Yeah, for sure. What an episode.
This is one of the few that I've actually seen.
Wow!
I heard there's going to be some guys on it.
Shave those sideburns, Vanny Lee!
That's right.
1992 was the...
February 92 is when this episode aired.
It's called Homer at the Bat.
They also put it on the 1990
CD that I owned. It's called Go Simpsonic with The Sim it on the 1990 CD That I owned it's called Go Simsonic
With the Simpsons
And basically it's a modified talk in baseball
Although it's not really called that
But talk in softball
By the way you know what I almost
Chose and I don't think Stuart
Would have liked this pick
You know the song Expecting to Fly
By Buffalo Springfield
Sing it
It's a little hard to sing But it's sort of like You know the song Expecting to Fly by Buffalo Springfield? Sing it.
It's a little hard to sing, but it's sort of like,
it's also sort of like a song cycle,
but there's an interlude in the middle that's Take Me Out to the Baseball.
Yeah, yeah. Take Me Out to the Ballgame.
We should point out, Take Me Out to the Ballgame is heard in all those
Terry Cashman songs we just played have a little interlude of
Take Me Out to the Ballgame.
Sort of like a l to the Ballgame.
Sort of like a lullaby type version.
So you can't say we didn't play
Take Me Out to the Ballgame tonight
because we did kind of sneak it in there.
Yeah.
Stu.
What the?
Seventh inning stretch.
Looking good, Stu.
You been lifting?
What's going on over there?
You're in the best shape of your life, buddy.
You know what? You're in the best shape of your life, buddy. You know what?
You're not wrong.
Let me just hurry up and win this thing.
Just play the fucking song.
Oh, God.
Did he just say, oh, God?
Yes, he did.
You got a diamond.
We got nine men.
Got a hat and a bat.
And that's not all.
We got the bleachers.
Got them from spring till fall.
Got a dog and a drink.
And the umpires call.
What do you want?
Let's play ball.
Is that a fly ball?
Or is it a seagull?
Coming in from the lake just to catch the game.
It's the last inning.
Our guys are winning.
Dave's put down a smoker, a strike, and you got no doubt.
What do you want?
Let's play ball.
OK, OK, Blue Jays.
Blue Jays.
Let's play ball.
It's a beautiful evening, fam.
Thank you for playing a song from an FOTM.
The game starts. It's OK. It's a night game. Thank you for playing a song from an FOTM.
It's okay.
It's a night game.
And that's the funniest lyric in the fucking song because the lights are out.
No.
Yeah, the lights are out, but it's okay.
It's a day game, right?
Oh, it's a night.
Okay, yeah.
There's something.
Yeah.
But what memories are flooding?
I'll tell you what.
Growing up a baseball fan, this song was a banger.
Like I legitimately wanted to buy it.
I legitimately wanted to find the 45 of it at Sunrise Records or Sam the Record Man
and buy it and listen to it on my Fisher Price player, record player, whenever possible,
because it was just so, you know,
we beat day so bad, we'll make Billy Blue,
was the lyric from the song, yeah.
Just a great fucking Blue Jays song.
The best Blue Jays song ever.
Okay, Blue Jays.
Written by Anne Murray.
Performed by Murray McLaughlin.
Just a wonderful song.
I love it.
It's really, really great.
And you know what?
The bar is so high on this song
because, you know,
the Talking Blue Jays song
is a fucking piece of dog shit.
And I would say that, like,
you know, OK, Blue Jays,
it's sort of a timeless song.
And there have been other efforts, Mike, to have Blue Jays songs.
OK, yes, that's a cue, right?
Oh, here we go.
Richard March.
Kenny Loggins.
I kind of like this song.
Do you know why you like it?
Because you heard it at that moment when you were fucking ecstatic
because we had just won the World Series.
I can't believe they got Richard Marks to sing this.
It's not Richard Marks.
It's Kenny Loggins.
It's not Kenny Loggins.
Is this Yaw Rock?
Do we know who it is?
It's Roger Rick ingins. It's not Kenny Loggins. Is this Yaw Rock? Do we know who it is? It's Roger Rick in Maryland.
Oh, stop.
I was just being stiff.
What's the name of this?
Do we even know the name of this song?
Well, firstly, it's a commercial for Coca-Cola, of course.
That part's about sex, right?
Like Tom Cheek.
No, but Mike, if you don't mind.
And the familiar sounds of victory
were rocking from Milwaukee to Toronto.
Remix! Is that DJ Lethal? What a shameless product.
To me, it's like
it's either
Richard Loggins or Kenny Marks. It's like it's either Richard Loggins
or Kenny Marks.
It's like Kirkland brand.
Yeah, for sure.
You know, this all begs the question, which I think
we've buried the lead here, but Keith
Hampshire, who wrote your wonderful
fourth jam here. I don't know if he wrote
it, actually, but he sings it. Okay, Blue Jays.
Why the fuck wasn't he on Tears
Are Not Enough?
Where was Keith Hampshire?
What was his band?
Was he in Lighthouse?
No, he had solo hits.
He did First Cut Is The Deepest.
Right, right.
How did that song, the Blue Jays Coke song, you guys talk.
I'm going to try to figure out if it was Richard.
Okay, those commercials were iconic for us, of course,
because we had just won.
And I remember 92,
we had just won Timlin to Carter,
Otis Nixon,
Bunting.
He's out at first base.
We're champions.
And then after you see the celebration,
they go to commercial and that Coke commercial is there.
So it's like,
it's like tattooed on my brain.
What a smart marketing move by Coca-Cola,
right?
I think it's genius marketing.
It's what?
30 years later? 25 years later?
Fondly.
They're just trying to sell sugar.
I just heard...
Whoa!
Stop the music!
Stop the music!
Stop the music!
Stop the rock and roll!
I'm sending you a link that I may
have just stumbled on. I don't know.
I don't know.
It's not Corey Hart.
No, no, no. Check on the thing
and click play. I don't know what it is.
I just saw the first link that came up.
This is exciting.
This is exciting.
This could be big.
Here we go.
Oh, I remember this.
I remember this.
Yeah, I remember this.
That's just like a Brian Adams song.
Well, this was a Brian Adams song.
But it was like a Blue Jays anthem?
Well, first it was on his big album there.
What was it called?
Not Trouble at the Hen House.
What the fuck was it?
Waking Up the Neighbors.
Waking Up the Neighbors?
Yeah, Waking Up the Neighbors.
So this song existed,
and they must have licensed it here from Brian
to use with some Blue Jay highlights.
I feel like there was a Blue Jay,
like they would use the Brian Adams song,
Can't Stop This Thing We Started.
Do you remember that song?
Are you kidding me? How could I forget?
I feel like they would use that too.
You can't find out the information of who
fucking sung this song.
It was probably a session singer. It wasn't
somebody famous.
It was like an ad agency.
Maybe it was
Apocosta.
Oh,
Vlade Guerrero just
demolished one at
the center field.
There was a
2015 version of the song
that exists, Mike.
McCann Erickson did the campaign.
Sorry, I'm getting live Blue Jay updates going.
There's a version that's like,
Jose Bautista's at the plate, Edwin Carnacion. Interesting. They're going back to the well, I'm getting live Blue Jay updates going. There's a version that's like, Jose Batista's at the plate, Edwin Carnacion.
Interesting.
They're going back to the well, I guess.
Is there really?
Before we wrap up today,
can I just tell you how much I personally love
that 2015 Blue Jays team?
What a cast of characters, like really.
They should have won the whole thing.
If they didn't have such a dog shit manager,
they would have won the World Series.
Right, I'm with you.
And who was that fast young man who was at third
base with nobody out in the,
I believe it was the ninth inning.
Did you say Ty Oscar just hit a home run?
Dalton. Dalton Pompey.
Some guy, some guy named Dalton Pompey
is at third base with nobody out.
And I believe we were down by one at the
time, if I'm remembering. Anyway, that season
I just love, i got on that hype
train so hard and i loved that team you know tulowitzky came to town here's here's a question
for you mike um actually no that that wouldn't apply i was gonna say who who's gonna be the
first major league alumni to be in your basement but i know kevin barker's already been down there
sat right there and made sure i didn't ask any difficult Brian Berg questions.
Yeah.
I was just going to say, I feel like Dalton Pompey,
that's attainable.
I could see him being an FOTM at some point.
Yeah, I'm working on it because his father is an FOGLB.
There you go.
And does Tristan Pompey still play?
Do we know?
Yeah, he was drafted.
So he's a prospect.
So I don't think he made the team this year,
but he's got hopes to be playing in the major leagues.
Whereas Dalton, it appears that his major league career
is in the rear view.
I think he's done.
But Tristan is still ahead of him.
But we never know.
But yeah, as I look at these jams
and I see these are some good baseball jams we kicked out,
some controversial jams. but I had a lot
of fun, so I'm really glad you guys could
join me. Absolutely.
That was fun and go Jays go.
Go Jays go. And again, 3-1
for the Jays right now. And yeah, Vladdy hit
the long ball to center field, so we
got to go turn on the game over there.
There's actually something that we forgot to
say, Mike. Okay. What did we
forget to say, Stu?
Ah! Ah? Ah!
Ah!
And that brings us to the end of our 830...
830 second show.
Stu, we'll miss you next week, but we're happy you got your two...
What did you get? Pfizer jabs? What kind of jabs did you get?
I'll still send in a new
wave, Jim. Don't worry. Send in a new
wave. Let me know when to play it
and I'll follow your instructions this time.
Love you guys.
Despite the fact that I hate you,
I love you more than I hate you.
You guys are two of the best guys in the world. I'll miss you.
Good luck with Brother Bill and go Jays go.
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