Toronto Mike'd: The Official Toronto Mike Podcast - Effin' Jams: Toronto Mike'd #729
Episode Date: October 3, 2020This Pandemic Friday, Mike kicks out swearing jams with Stu Stone and Cam Gordon....
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It's time now for Pandemic Fridays.
Starring Toronto Mike, Stu Stone, and Cam Gordon.
And right now, right now, right now it's time to...
Take out the jams, motherfuckers!
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Well done.
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Pandemic Friday
it's fucking Stu Stone and Cam
Gordon motherfuckers.
Wow, you are working blue this evening.
Yeah, a couple of
tidbits right off the top. I guess Cam and I were both
working blue as well. That's right.
We're working blue, yeah. Do's right. The lovely black wearing blue.
Do they make that in men's?
Fall fashion.
This was a gift from my girlfriend.
Wow, she has great taste.
She knows your style.
I want it, yeah.
Who bought you the scarf?
Is that a re-gift?
Someone gave it to her?
Yeah, the scarf is from Gordon Tarden.
Very nice.
Wow.
Thank you.
Very distinguished.
Yeah.
It's actually an ascot.
Is that what that is? Like a Mr. Furley
type of thing? Something like that.
I appreciated the new
extended intro. I think you should do that every week.
It really sets the table for
parental advisory for sure
every week. Well, not like this week
though. Not like this week.
I can't be clear enough. I'm worried.
Remember when the Simpsons would have the Treehouse of horror episodes and marge would go in front of the
curtain and she'd be like parents i know you it's a cartoon and you have your kids watching but it
gets really scary and we think you should put your kids to bed or whatever like i feel like i need to
be clear if you're listening in the the car and juniors in the back seat or if you're watching
maybe you you're just tuning in with your nephew or
something. I do that with my nephew
actually. You sit around the radio.
There's going to be bad words. There's going to be a lot
of fucking swear words tonight. Cussing.
Yeah, cussing. I haven't heard
Cam swear yet but I'm sure it'll come at
some point. I'm going to work a gimmick tonight.
By the way, that intro
you played, I know you play that periodically
from the MC5.
Here's a trivia question just to get us warmed up here.
I don't know if you guys will get this.
There's a 1990s album that that was also the intro to.
And not an MC5 album.
Oh, KLF.
KLF?
Okay, you did that.
The White Room.
That's impressive.
The White Room, right? That's impressive. Which I guess White Room. That's impressive. The White Room, right?
That's impressive.
Which I guess was a big deal.
It was a big album, right?
I owned it.
You're talking about like,
KLF!
Oh!
Really?
Yeah.
Remember that bit of Rock You?
Let's not start singing just yet.
We're on a high right now
from last week's great sing-along.
And remember, they had the Tammy Wynette crossover.
Yes, I'm telling you.
No joke.
I was legitimately a huge fan of that
album by KLF.
I think the Rhythm of the Night is theirs too, right?
No, Snap or...
Oh, Snap. It could be Snap.
No, Corona.
No, no, no.
This is the Rhythm of the Night.
Maybe it is Corona. I don't know. It's no, no. This is the rhythm of the night. Well, okay. Maybe it is Corona.
I don't know.
It's not KLF.
KLF.
KLF is going to rock you.
Yeah.
Agent and Groove.
I can't remember anymore,
but it was really cool.
Save our single one
because we did every rose
as a starter.
It was so beautiful.
Let's save that moment
and make sure that we just like
say and make it count.
We got a lot of accolade.
People thought we sounded
pretty good.
People thought I sounded
pretty good.
You do sound good.
That's what that was. Just to clarify, that's what that was but you're a musician i am he was in the
he was in the gentries you're a perfect i wish the cow sills you know the cow sills sure yeah
that was like a mamas and papas like precursor or something i think hair was their big song yeah
give me that hair all right give me a hand with the hair.
Long, beautiful hair. I wasn't on that.
No, Stu was not allowed
to sing on that one.
But Stu's like a professional singer.
Wow.
You got paid to sing
or rap and sing.
A little bit.
Like, you're a big fucking deal.
So, I mean,
Cam and I are not
professional singers.
That's not true.
He's a good song and dance man.
I'm a good song and dance man.
Lots going on.
I can't wait to kick out these effing jams. Have you been
you know, I didn't hear it off the top, so I'm assuming you haven't
been touting the new film in your intros as I asked you last
week. First of all, you clearly don't listen to Toronto Mic'd. Well, I just didn't hear it now. That's what I'm saying.
It's not about other episodes. It's right now. I didn't know you wanted it in the intro.
Well, it would be nice. It seems excessive.
I did bring...
Party gang into the beer.
I did bring...
Okay, so we have a guest here who's six feet away from me, six feet from Cam.
Probably about six feet tall.
Yeah.
Kareem, you're going to pop...
You don't have a mic, but you can pop open the blonde lager from Great Lakes Beer.
I'll do sound effects.
Very good.
Blonde guy, huh?
Blonde guy.
Did you pop open your Hayes Mama yet, Ken?
No.
I was waiting for the cue.
What do you have, Mike?
I also have a Hayes Mama because we're digging it.
And I've got a coffee, a hot coffee, because I'm not fucking crazy like you guys.
By the way, I took a photo of his coffee cup.
He doesn't know this.
The Starbucks Dollarama.
Yes. Dollarama. Dollar this. The Starbucks, or it's Starbucks, the Dollarama. Yes.
Yeah.
Dollarama.
Dollarama.
Like diorama.
It's like Tupac.
Right.
So,
big news.
I don't know if you guys
have been following things,
but the president
of the United States
has tested positive
for COVID-19.
Is that true?
That's true.
When did that happen?
And he's been,
he's in the hospital now.
Oh, that's not a walk.
But I saw him walk to the helicopter.
Were you rooting for him not to be walking?
Well, I don't know.
I don't want to come across like a dick.
Well, then don't say it.
Don't say it.
Let's just say Sheldon fraud is a real thing.
Well, listen.
Remember Pantera Walk?
I think no matter what.
Biff Naked kicked it out when she kicked out the jam.
Love it.
I think that no matter what your political views are, nobody wants...
Come on.
I think it is definitely ironic.
This man you're talking about.
It's definitely ironic, and it's definitely like a Curb Your Enthusiasm couldn't have written it better.
But you're not trying to root for his demise.
But he ridiculed Hillary when she had pneumonia on the campaign trail
four years ago.
I mean, I saw the same Twitter feeds you did today.
You know, he basically ridiculed Joe Biden
for wearing a mask.
I'm just saying, listen,
it's better just to take the high road
in these sort of circumstances.
You don't want to wish, you know,
it's just not right.
You sound like this is like when Michael Jordan
didn't want to offend Republicans.
No, I'm not trying to,
this is not about politics.
I don't want people to die like so.
And I don't think you do either.
Is my mic on?
Can you not hear yourself?
No, it might be because I put my...
I think it would be terrible if he passed away
from COVID. For real.
Wait, hold on. Cam, can you hear?
Yeah, it's good.
Okay, sometimes the headphones go down.
Great points, Stu. As always,
you're the better man.
It would be terrible. If points, Stu. As always, you're the better man. No, but I'm saying it would be terrible.
I mean, if you don't like Donald Trump,
him passing away would be the worst thing that could happen to you
because he'll just become this great martyr
and Trumpism will become even bigger.
Look, I don't have any...
If you do like him, then you obviously want him to survive
because you want to vote for him and you want him to be your president.
No, I don't have any power here or anything.
I guess I was
mildly disappointed that
he was healthy enough to walk
to the helicopter. I hope he's
okay. And that debate
was, it reminded
me of like when Mike would,
if you were to play like Metallica,
whatever that song was, like the Wendell Clark
video. Hero of the day. I didn't see
a shouting match since that to top what we saw on Tuesday.
I was going to say, like, someone asked a question about, like,
I Mother Earth, and, like, Mike and I are just, like,
nattering at each other.
His most liked tweet that he ever tweeted, and he tweets a lot,
was, I have COVID-19.
Right.
That's crazy. Yeah, over a million likes i believe it was 1.6
last time i checked yeah well over what does cam know about likes on twitter we wish him we wish
him well okay stew wishes him well uh i would like to find out a little info about the movie like so
remind us what you're talking about faking a Murderer. Faking a Murderer, previously known as
The Butler Did It.
Yes.
Remind us,
how many more days,
how many more sleeps
until we can all see this thing?
Well, as you know,
the new Borat movie
is coming out October 23rd,
which is very exciting.
Yeah, I saw the trailer.
And the whole plot of that movie
is that he's on a road trip
to have his daughter
meet Mike Pence.
I think that's what I've gathered from what I've read and seen.
So that's going to be pretty awesome, I think.
Are you in that one?
I'm not in that one, but on October 14th, you can watch Faking a Murder.
So that comes out before the movie.
And remind us where we can see it.
Well, it's on Hollywood Suite, which is a channel that you get if you are a Bell or Rogers cable subscriber.
It's a channel you might not even know you have, but you have it.
And if you don't have it, you could order it.
Other way to watch it would be through Amazon Prime or Amazon.
Hollywood Tweet does have a platform on Amazon, so you can watch it that way.
That's a pro tip.
And that works in Canada, too?
It works in Canada only.
Wow.
Only in Canada.
Okay.
If there are any listeners from the United States that are listening to this show, which
is possible. Just Jamie Kennedy, I think. If he's listening, I hope he's doing well.
Him and the President, I wish them both the same.
You made me lose my train of thought, but it's okay.
My point was, in the States, there is going to be a way
to a little small window for our American friends to watch the movie as well
in the next couple weeks as the movie has been accepted into a very
prestigious horror film festival.
And because of the nature of film festivals during this COVID era,
they're doing it all online.
So the movies,
anybody can watch from anywhere instead of having to like fly to Colorado,
let's just say to go be a part of a film festival.
So that's,
that's interesting news too.
So if you're listening to this,
it would really, you know,
imagine I'm Austin Keitner or something.
Like, you know, you got to support.
Imagine I'm Halloween Hunt.
Garbage Day, Dr. Hunt.
You know, one of these other sponsors of the program.
You know, tweet it out.
Share it.
Tell people.
You know, we got 14 days to get the word out.
But we have another Pandemic Friday before the big day.
We do.
I'm just saying.
Let's just get started.
Why don't we kick out jams, some thematic,
faking a murderer, like murder jams.
Killer songs.
Killer tracks.
Like Killer Queen.
Actually, there are a lot of good jams about murders
and killings and stuff.
I really think we should theme the show
to promote your wonderful film.
Yeah. And I also like that you're assuming it's a wonderful film. I really think we should theme the show to promote your wonderful film.
And I also like that you're assuming it's a wonderful film. I know, because I
begged for an advance copy and you denied me.
As much as tonight's
Toronto Mike episode of Pandemic Friday
is going to be profanity
laced and graphic in nature,
Faking a Murder is also
graphic in nature. So, you know,
just giving that as a forewarning. Wait, would you say it's gory?
I would say that it's got some gore.
Some gore?
Got some gore?
Al Gore?
Al Gore is not in it.
We talked about Tipper earlier.
Terrence Gore.
Remember the baseball player?
Oh, and there's a football, Frank Gore?
Frank the Tank, yeah, Frank Gore.
Still going.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
Wow, wow.
Okay, so, Stu, we're going to talk a lot more about your film.
And I do try to organically work it into episodes.
Like when I had Eric Smith on, I brought up the fact Norm Willner hadn't seen Jack of Old Trades.
Which you can also watch, by the way, on Hollywood Suite as well.
Wow.
Make it a doubleheader.
I think FOTMs need to make it a doubleheader.
We're going to make this big.
By the way, you say Rogers PR not letting
their talent do in-person
stuff. I did say that privately.
I wasn't going to put that out there.
Real talk, man. I know real
talk, but this one makes sense to me. I don't
want to trash him for this because I think this is a
fine policy. Precaution. They don't
want their talent leaving their
homes, basically.
They asked that eric smith
join us via zoom and i have happily complied because we're in a pandemic sure we're in a
fucking pandemic and it's uh people we need to be careful when we're indoors we gotta wear masks
and when you're outdoors uh you gotta stay you know two meters from everybody that's not in your
family yeah it's a tough time I see me touched on Marc Gasol
going back to his native Spain.
Yeah, but Michael Grange said not so fast.
He doesn't think it's official yet.
Oh, really?
Yeah, because that source is in Spain,
but we aren't quite ready.
We haven't quite got confirmation
that that's going down right now.
That'd be sad.
I have some more elements here.
So, Stu, we can't wait for the movie.
There is some Great Lakes beer in the movie.
Yes.
We've all cracked one.
I mean, Stu's got his coffee,
but we all cracked a Great Lakes beer.
Thank you, Great Lakes,
for fueling the real talk over here.
That's fantastic.
Yes, always.
Stu, did you make up that
Palma Pasta lasagna you left with last week?
I did.
My mom put it in the oven.
She baked it up.
Okay.
And I ate a couple big pieces, a corner piece.
A couple slabs.
You know what?
My favorite pieces are the corner pieces.
Of course.
I mean, everybody knows that.
It's kind of crusty.
I mean, that's...
Got that corner piece.
Right.
And then she packaged up some, you know, a couple like solo shots.
To go in the freezer?
To go in the old freezer.
So you can have them when you need them.
That's perfect.
Is your mom watching the live stream right now?
She could be.
She did say to me, though, before I left,
what's tonight's offering?
Beer or lasagna?
I said, maybe both.
I don't know.
Yeah, yeah.
Tell her we'll take care of her.
Don't worry.
Why not both?
She's expecting something every week now.
Okay.
Well, you deliver the content, so it's the least I can do.
I don't need another lasagna this week,
though. Free condo next week. I have enough
to last me another week. Here's a quick 13
seconds from one of my favorite characters on The Wire.
Jesus, what the fuck did I do?
You happy now, bitch?
Some McNulty and bunk.
What the fuck did I do?
That's a McNulty line.
What was the scenario?
What made you want to play that?
This is F and Jam,
so I'm dropping some F bombs here and there.
Do you guys know about the infamous story
from CFNY 102.1
when Martin Streak was doing a Thursday Night 30
with Pete Fowler,
and he decided,
well, I'm going to play it now,
but I've heard this story from Pete,
and I got this audio from a friend of the show
who's listening right now, Brother Bill.
He sent over this audio.
Well, you played this before, right?
Yeah, but I'm playing it now
because there's a swear word in it,
so here, a couple minutes here.
And you know this jam
that we're going to hear right here, right?
Yeah, I think I remember what the scenario is.
Oh, dink.
Right.
Right.
As featured in Super Mario Brothers, the movie.
Wow.
Terrible movie.
Yeah.
Bob Hoskins.
Jog Leguizamo.
Leguizamo.
Him too.
Leading edge.
CFNY 102.1.
The band is called Dink.
They are from Kent, Ohio.
And from their self-titled debut album. What the hell?
That's the track
Green Mind, and that's Steady at number
29. What the hell? Thank you.
Debut with song number 30 from
the album Day for Night, the tragically hit
with Greasy Jungle on the Thursday 30.
Thursday 30 from the Edge of Blurred Bathers. Martin
Street here. Pete Fowler as well, and
uh... What?
If you tuned in last week, you know that
there isn't something quite happening the way
that we said it was going to happen. Spit it out.
Okay. What was originally supposed to happen was
I was supposed to be at Nine Inch Nails and
Mario was supposed to be here in a little room by himself.
Or something along that line.
We'll lay it out for you straight. Pete was going to
broadcast from here. We were going to set up some
broadcast equipment up in the press booth
above the stage from Nine Inch Nails for the big gig tonight, me being a big fan
since day one, and, well, last minute, or very close to last minute, management from
the band and record label decided that they didn't really like the idea too much. Okay,
how close were you going to be? Were you going to be...
Fuck!
Fuck!
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
It's just...
Sorry.
Did you want me to run with this?
Yeah.
Sorry.
For those of you who may be offended by that...
Okay, so shout out to Martin Streak.
I like to think he would have been an FOTM.
Absolutely.
And we actually talked about that very gig on the show last week
when we were talking about Nine Inch Nails hurt.
And there's a Nine Inch Nails song that would have been,
I think it's going to get Hanson'd today.
Really?
But there's a Nine Inch Nails jam I thought was a slam dunk.
I want to have you like an animal?
Yeah, closer.
Yeah, I was going to sort of scategorize that one
because I figured someone would choose it.
Yeah, but that happens.
I think it's being Hanson'd.
No, just like when you look at this objectively,
obviously Martin Streak is royalty around here in Toronto and in Canada
and all his contributions to the airwaves in our formative years.
But if you listen to that now,
did you really think that the band and David Bowie were going to be cool
with them broadcasting live from their concert? Yeah, I don't think it works that way. It's not going to happen. Okay. I think that the band and David Bowie were going to be cool with them broadcasting live from their concert?
Yeah, I don't think it works that way.
It's not going to happen.
Okay.
Like, I think that's a pipe dream.
Okay, so Brother Bill, let us know whether Stu's on to something here.
Because, you know, Brother Bill brings the real talk.
That's why the radio stations broadcast on the outside of the venue.
They have like their little truck.
Yeah, like a little pop-up tent.
If you don't broadcast inside the venue, then you have to pay.
It's a whole other thing, broadcasting a concert on the radio.
Okay, well, that was a big F-bomb dropped on terrestrial radio.
He got a memo.
I think he didn't need...
He probably deserved to yell that F-word
because he was frustrated because he loves Nine Inch Nails
and he was really looking forward to making history.
But it's just not happening.
Even if Nine Inch Nails said yes,
David Bowie can say no.
The promoter can say no.
The building can say no.
There's lots of people that could say no to that. It's really fired up.
Before I forget,
Brother Bill enjoyed your
knock-knock joke last week. Oh, good.
He heard it and he laughed out loud when he heard it.
So if you want to do it again
for new listeners... I feel like
that topic's become like every
episode there's a few.
It wasn't their stuff. Oh.
America! America! sad topics become like every episode. There's a few. It wasn't their stuff. Oh, America.
America.
America.
Fuck.
Yeah.
So this is not,
uh,
one of our jams,
but I just loaded it up because it's a great,
uh,
swear jam.
Uh,
what are we calling it?
F and jams.
What is,
I don't know what this is Okay, so
Stu, educate Cam
World Police, right?
This is
Yeah, you know
Matt Stone and Trey Parker
It's like puppets and stuff
Yeah, it's like puppets
And actually it's really
It's a spoof of the old
Thunderbird series
Right
And it's fucking funny, right Stu?
That's right
I thought it was funny
I thought it was funny
I haven't seen it in a long time
There's a great sex scene
Yeah, there's a great sex scene
Who's singing?
Probably Trey Stone and Matt Parker.
Oh, this is the actual guy.
Yeah, in the movie.
And I didn't load it up, but there's actually like a slower, sadder version.
Like, America, fuck yeah.
So, you know, a lot going on in the United States.
There was a South Park pandemic special that aired this week.
If you guys haven't seen it, it was an hour long and laced with swear words.
You can watch it in Canada, I believe on the Much music mtv canada website i should say i feel like between
that and the new borat film like we're just now coming around to making fun of the pandemic like
it's okay to joke about it well maybe not anymore i don't know i listen yeah we might be done with
the pandemic but the pandemic isn't done with us. New records.
I'm now holding a very... So let's just tell people what they can't see.
Is that flammable or is this heat lamp okay?
Okay, so yeah. So let's let people know.
We have a heat lamp.
Like plugged in. I don't know.
Like a heat rod.
You don't think that's a good...
Is that not industrial strength enough
for a stew stone?
Do you feel the heat?
I feel not really. Because I'm sacrificing my... Well, put on some pants. Is that not industrial strength enough for a stew stone? You might need a sponsor to get more. Do you feel the heat?
I feel not really.
Because I'm sacrificing my... Well, put on some pants.
No, I don't need it.
But I'm getting none of the heat.
Seriously, you don't feel it?
No, absolutely not.
To quote Glenn Frey, the heat is not on.
If I was a cheeseburger at McDonald's, I would be cold by the time the customer got it.
You'd be returned.
Yes. If you were chocolate, would you be melting right the time the customer got it. You'd be returned. Yes.
If you were chocolate, would you be melting right now?
No.
Yeah.
No.
What about an ice cube?
I would, no.
Did anybody pick an ice cube jam tonight?
Yes.
F'ing jam.
I did.
A 15-year-old Dan Kuchar was tending to the French fries.
I'm disappointed.
You're being honest.
Okay.
Because it seems to be melting the icing on your pastry.
I think the optics of it.
You have a pastry on the other side of your laptop, by the way.
Oh, I have to eat that.
In case you want to get it.
Now, what is that?
It's a cinnamon roll.
I was just going to say it looks like a scone.
Where is it from?
It's from Whatabagel.
Oh, that's where Dana Levinson brought me the bagels from.
Whatabagel.
Dana knows what's up.
Is that a cover?
But people criticized her because they said there were better bagels.
Well, listen, it's convenient because there's locations everywhere.
Yeah, Bagel Nash.
Bagel Nash is quite nice.
Actually, what a bagel is good.
Did I tell you, Stu, I know Cam knows this story,
but I was producing shows for Dana Levinson this week,
and I started thinking about Dana by the Killjoys.
What's troubling, Dana?
And then I had this stream of consciousness, typed out a tweet,
like, who can introduce me to Mike Treblecock?
Yeah, be careful.
That's an effing jam right there.
Sure, you have to be careful with that one.
And moments later, I had an email from Mike Treblecock,
who's the lead singer.
They played at Thornley, didn't they?
They did, yeah.
They played a show at our high school.
And then just before you arrived, because you were late,
we were listening to Soaked.
Soaked.
Yeah.
Well,
I'm happy that I was late.
Do you remember what the album that Soaked was from?
No,
I only remember Starry.
It's appropriate for tonight as you hold the umbrella.
Although it's not bad.
Uh,
I might stop holding this.
Yeah.
I feel like,
I feel like there's lots of like dangers out here now.
Cause there's the big,
there's a TV lights on here.
Cause we're going to kick out these effing jams now.
And there's the big heater here.
And then we've got the two tripods.
There's like some fire coming from over here.
Is this going to be the first photograph
that's not at the tree this evening?
Well, I was going to do it at the tree.
Oh, how are you going to do that?
It will be dark.
I don't care.
Screaming trees.
Maybe Kareem can hold a flashlight or something.
Do what you did that time.
You guys had your own flashlights on your phones
and it was really spooky and I liked it.
Pumpkins after dark.
So thank you to Paul Mepasta
for feeding Stu and his mom last week.
That was amazing.
Very sweet.
And of course, this is October.
Honestly, now is the time.
There's a pumpkin ale on the table.
I'm looking at that jack-o'-lantern right now
and I'm thinking about how awesome
Pumpkins After Dark is going to be.
You've got to get your time slot
and tickets now. You have to do it now.
When are you going?
I don't know when I'm going yet. You're doing like a live
drive-thru.
You better make sure that you don't
want to have a Martin Streak incident. You better make
sure that's confirmed. Right. I've got to make sure that's
confirmed. But yeah, this is actually true. It's in jeopardy of not happening so I have to have a Martin Streak incident. You better make sure that's confirmed. Right. I got to make sure that's confirmed. But yeah, you know, this is actually true that it's in jeopardy of not happening.
So I have to look into that.
But you need to use the promo code miked when you go to Pumpkins After Dark and you buy those tickets.
Use the promo code miked.
You'll save 10%.
It's good for the show.
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Can I give you a little inside scoop on Twitter, Kanda?
It's actually related to Pumpkins After Dark.
My colleague Amanda, who's on our sales team on Slack,
she just randomly started talking about Pumpkins After Dark
is a great thing to do.
Oh, my God.
So the Halloween, around the Halloween season.
Did you try him in, though?
No.
Did you say, oh, he's a great promo code?
Yeah, he said, yeah, my friend Mike, as many of you know,
you listen to his podcast.
He has a promo code.
Oh, my God. Amanda. Shout out to Amanda, you listen to his podcast. Oh, my God.
Amanda.
Shout out to Amanda.
That's a great story.
She's very nice.
Glad you shared that one here.
Wow.
Good one, man.
Barb Paluskiewicz.
Barb at CDN Technologies.
Kareem even took his headphones off.
That's not four years.
I don't blame you.
Oh, come on.
Kareem's here for the jams.
They're coming up, buddy.
They're coming up.
How will we hear them?
If you have any computer or network issues or questions,
that's Barb Paluskwitch at CDN Technologies.
Get your network audit.
They're your outsourced IT department.
If you're looking to buy and or sell in the next six months,
this is all you, Stu.
You got me thinking about the deal with Austin Keitner.
Yeah, you need to rework that deal.
I used to say, you know, text Toronto Mike to 59559.
That's very impersonal. Now I want you to write me. Yeah, you should be the middleman. I used to say, you know, text Toronto Mike to 59559. That's very impersonal.
Now I want you
to write me.
Yeah,
you should be the middleman.
I want to introduce you
to Austin,
so write me.
I don't care,
put Austin.
Pivot it right
to Sammy Cone.
Yeah,
no.
Sammy would probably
pay you for that.
Those are the
Glengarry leads.
Okay.
I got to get
the umbrella again.
Hold on.
You're going to get poked.
Mitch and Murray
are going to come
from downtown.
That's Brad Lamb's
music. Coffee is for closers.
Put the coffee down. Let me introduce
you to Austin. He's a great
real estate agent. Go to lunch, Shelly.
And thank you, Palma. Thank you. I said,
thank you, Palma Paz. Thank you, StickerU.com.
Go to StickerU.com for
your stickers and decals and
temporary tattoos and such.
It's raining, so we've got to get to these jams.
Sorry, just before we do,
can we have a quick sports chat?
I'm curious, did you guys watch the two Blue Jay postseason games?
I watched every inning of both games.
Yeah, but that was like...
Okay, so let me ask you,
because I had this chat with Hebsey this morning,
as you can imagine,
and I did chat with Elliot...
Eric Smith of Elliot Smith.
You spoke to Elliot Smith about the Blue Jays?
Eric Smith about this other day.
Talk about Miss Misery.
I know that the analytics said that, you know,
this guy's going three innings,
Shoemaker's going three innings,
and we're bringing in Robbie Ray.
Like, I understand this was a preordained plan,
but I also like to think,
maybe because I watched a lot of baseball
in the 80s and 90s,
I like to think that a manager can call an audible and say
put him in another inning maybe
if he's cruising 35 pitches
most strikes two hits were really soft
hits like do you have to
are we at a point now because
he was do we have to stick
to the game plan like he's going three innings
because he's an opener he's not a starter
is that where we're at now analytics type of game
now yeah but I mean when you look at just the numbers,
like, I mean, they both did pretty well.
I mean, just Jason had, like, they didn't have a hit
until, what, the six or something.
Well, the leadoff.
Yeah, well, triple was the leadoff batter in the fourth, right?
No, I mean, the Jays didn't have a hit until the six.
I'll eat my cinnamon bun.
Eat your cinnamon bun.
I just, I'm, forget what, maybe the analytics say
this is your best chance
to beat, to beat the Rays, okay?
And I understand winning is everything.
Winning is every fucking thing.
It's the only thing that fucking matters.
But as a fan watching, you want to see,
you do want to see Shoemaker go out
for that fourth inning, of course.
He's not done after 35 pitches.
I just don't know why they didn't start Ryu.
Like, I get like, oh, we need an extra day.
Hempsey thinks he's hurt. Hebsi thinks he's hurt.
Hebsi thinks he was hurt.
If that's the case, then be that as me.
If that's the case, then Hebsi says, start him in game
one and see what he's got
and then at least you can then...
But yeah, Ryu
did not have it. By far, your best
chance of a Simon Close.
I guess Walker was not on the right
rotation. I think he was game three, right? He was game and I guess Walker was not on the right like rotation.
I think he was game three,
right?
Yeah.
He was game three,
but yeah.
Is that guy still on the team?
Like is he signed?
Was that a rental
that we didn't get to use?
I feel like he was
like a one-year guy.
And he was pitching well
from all,
I watch very little
Blue Jay baseball this year,
but I did watch
every inning of the playoffs.
For some reason,
I think he's Canadian,
but it's not.
There's a guy in Pittsburgh, Jameson
Tyon or Talon
or something. I got those guys mixed up
for some reason. Okay, Stu, let me know if a
fire erupts out of your heater there. There's no fire, but
the chat room's on fire.
Okay, should we get these jams going? Shout out to Dale.
Dale Cadeau.
Oh, he's from BC. Yeah.
Johnny O's in here.
Okay, Johnny O's with the CRA.
See, I know all these FOTMs.
Andy Pandy's in here.
Oh, my God.
She gave me a T-shirt once.
I love her.
That's all I got.
That's all you got to do, give me T-shirts.
Okay, so let's kick out the jams here.
These are songs that have swear words in them.
These are songs that have swear words in them, F and jams, if you will.
And this is Cam's first jam.
Do you have an intro, or do you want me to just kick it out uh no go go right into it Aftermath There she go, shakin' that ass on the floor
Bumpin' and grindin' that pole
The way she's grindin' that pole
I think I'm losin' control
Get buzzed, get drunk, get clunk, get fucked up
Hit the strip club, don't forget once
Get your dick rubbed, get fucked, get sucked
Get wasted, shit-faced it, pasted, blasted, puked, drinked off
Get a new drink, get the bathroom sink door
Wipe your shoe clean, got a routine going still
Got a few chunks on them shoe strings showing I was dehydrated
To the beat, vibrated, I was revived
As soon as this BSG irated them hips and licked them lips
And that was it, I had to get an A-dog, get this thing some shit
Two to the one from the one to the three
I like good pussy and I like good trees
Smoke so much weed, you wouldn't believe
And I get more ass than a toilet seat
Three to the one from the one to the three
I met a bad bitch last night in the T
Let me tell you how I made her leave with me
Conversation and Hennessy
I've been to the motherfuckin' mountaintop
Heard motherfuckers talk, seen them drop
If I ain't got a weapon, I'ma pick up a rock And when I bust your ass, I'm gon' continue to rock Out of the gate.
Hot!
I forgot what a party jam this is.
Like, this seems like it was totally crafted to be, like, a banger in the club.
So this is, of course, Eminem.
I actually thought this song had, like, swearing in the title,
but technically it's just called Shake That by Eminem.
Oh, it's not called Shake That Ass for me.
Yeah, just Shake That, Eminem, and, of course, also with That Ass for me. Yeah, just Shake That Eminem and of course
also with Innocence from the late
great Nate Dogg. Right.
Yeah, I
also this was not an album. This is from his
greatest hits collection, Curtain Call
from 2006.
Went to number
six on the Billboard Hot 100.
I don't know.
I feel like this is almost sort of the dying days of a certain type of Eminem.
Am I wrong?
I don't know.
Because he kind of got more sensitive after.
He came back with Rap God, for example.
Yeah.
He had some, you know, what's the one where he, who's the guy from the Eagles?
He's, I don't know how they don't live in.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
Joe Walsh.
Yes.
He covers, kind of cover,
what do you call that again?
What would Jeremy Tegg call that?
Remix?
An homage.
Anyway.
Yeah.
Yeah, that jam.
I mean, I don't know.
That album was kind of pretty good.
Yeah.
Anyway, IGN called this song
a quote-unquote rump mover.
I saw Kareem over here
was definitely moving his rump to that.
Yeah, no, Kareem was moving his,
I saw some rump.
He was just like feeling it.
You were rump shaking there. It's called the rump to that. Yeah, no, Kareem was moving his rump. He was just like feeling it. You were rump shaking there.
It's called the rump shaker.
The bitch is like sweeter than candy.
Yeah, so they had a positive review.
A booty shaker again showing promise of M's production, whatever that means.
Yeah, and I apologize in advance.
I'm going to be a bit light on the fun facts this week.
I feel like this song needs no introduction.
Nobody would notice.
Yeah.
What do you think of this, Stu?
Stu, what do you say, brother?
A little underwhelming.
A little underwhelming.
We always start weak.
Yeah, this is no exception.
Because we start with jams.
I mean, Eminem's such a prolific catalog of swearing.
And you go with this like, eh, like some song that's like, eh.
Not one of his better jams, I guess.
There's a lot of swearing in it though.
Yeah, I guess.
Let's basically shake that A.
Hopefully Nate Dogg gets redeemed
later on in the episode.
Word of warning.
Just give me my gimmick.
I'm not going to swear
the whole episode.
Is that right?
Correct.
Disappointing.
Shake that A.
Not even one.
Fuck you, Stu.
I'll bully Meadlecom.
F you.
I give it a six.
But yeah, this feels like a song that would not be able to come out today.
It feels problematic.
What does that mean?
I think it would be able to come out.
No, are you kidding me?
You know how problematic today's jams are?
Yeah, they're very problematic.
I just don't think it's as timeless as some of his other songs.
Well, there's a little bit of a quick bonus here because I did receive a DM.
Is that Kareem sliding in your DMs?
Damien Cox. Are you on, Kareem sliding in your DMs? Damien Cox.
Are you on, Kareem, are you on Twitter?
Oh, I got to figure out how to, I got to find out what your handle is there.
On Twitter?
Maybe I didn't know it was you.
I get a lot of, you know, I'm a fucking big deal.
I get a lot of tweets here.
Oh, man, I got to go check that out. It lot of tweets here. Oh, man.
I got to go check that out.
It goes by Johnny O.
Here is Johnny O.
What is this?
A little bonus on the heels of that one.
We're doing bonuses on the heels?
Oh, this is a remix.
This is Girl Talk, which Cam and I are both in love with.
Yeah.
I'll be honest. Shake that. For whatever reason, I wasn't really that familiar with that song.
I know it somehow more from Girl Talk.
I think his production is more exciting to me than the actual original.
I agree with you.
This is way more interesting.
He's a genius.
I'm a new soul that was using Apple ads, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Nice Israeli girl. He's a genius. I'm a new soul. That was using Apple ads, right? Yeah, yeah. iPod.
Nice Israeli girl.
I fucking love girl talk, honestly.
Even right now.
Shut it all down.
We'll just listen to this here.
I keep on meaning to look why he doesn't do new music.
I assume it's just like lawsuits
and like unauthorized samples.
I'm sure.
I'm sure that's exactly what it is.
His label is called Legal Art,
which is kind of a tell.
His move was he gave away the music
and then he toured.
Yeah.
So his money came from touring.
He was supposed to play in Toronto
over the summer.
Oh.
What happened?
Greg Gillis.
What happened this summer?
A pandemic.
A global pandemic happened.
Stu,
you ready for your first jam?
No,
I would like to just give a little bit
of a forward, if you don't mind.
Kareem, you might want to put your headphones on for this song.
Okay, good.
He's in the room.
He's not going to like his message shaked.
You know, I think that for me, Stu Stone of Pandemic Fridays,
I think for me, I made selections that were like swearing songs
that impacted me in some way.
Yeah, of course.
So I think Cam is so vanilla that it took him until 2006 until Eminem affected him.
But that's okay.
I couldn't start any list about swearing songs without starting with the group that I first heard swearing from on a consistent basis.
Now, this is, like, Kim, this is not their most famous song, but this is the one, there was a couple songs in elementary school.
This was one of them.
Okay.
That was, like, a schoolyard, like, if you had the tape, you'd have to sneak the shit out of this tape.
I know what this is.
I'm going to play it, but basically, if I remember this being like you had some kind of illegal substance
or narcotic or something.
It was like a big deal to have this on the bus.
Contraband.
Yes.
Contraband.
Honestly, we shared this like it was contraband.
And this is before their breakout,
so this is like for the early day fans that like, you know, the tape traders.
You ready?
Yes.
The tape traders.
Come on.
God damn, there's some hunkers in this month over the night.
Ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha.
You motherfuckers came anyway, huh?
I met this bitch standing on the block Classy
You gotta appreciate the storytelling
These guys were a big deal.
Like, they really were.
So for those who don't know, Steve, who's the band?
What's the band's name?
This is 2 Live Crew.
And of course, they broke out to huge commercial success with their song Me So Horny.
Which came after this.
But they also had We Want
Some... Somebody
say, hey, we want some P word.
You can't say that word?
We Want Some Pussy was the song
that they had. That was like the song that
everybody knew the words to. And then this was
like the other song, like Do A Diddy and that.
So this is 2 Live Crew. I got lots of
fun facts about 2 Live Crew.
Yeah, let me hear it because very controversial.
When it comes to swearing in music, these guys are pioneers.
They are the most prolific swearers in music, I would say.
There's other people who have slipped words in here and there,
but these guys were just straight up swearing up a storm here.
And we hadn't heard stuff like that before,
especially rap was still
very much at this point
broken glass everywhere
like these guys were doing something different it was
Miami a Miami sound that was
happening and of course
very similar to other kind of successful
groups of the era people
remember Luke Campbell
aka Luke Skywalker was the
guy that everybody knows from Two Life Crew.
But he actually wasn't in the original band.
I thought he was Luther.
Luther.
Luther Campbell.
Luke.
Yeah, but they call him Luke.
Uncle Luke now.
But he sort of discovered these guys, and they kind of joined together.
He had the business prowess, and he joined the group, and they exploded.
Interestingly enough, 2 Live Crew is the first band to have the explicit warning that we're all so familiar with.
Their album was the very first one, and it was the governor of Florida all the way up to the White House
that demanded that 2 Live Crew get censored.
There was court cases.
People who were selling selling it became illegal in
the state of florida to sell the two live crew record and record stores were selling it anyway
undercover cops were doing stings where they were going and buying them then they would arrest the
record the guy who sold them this tape anyway they end up going and taking this thing to court
uh on the freedom of speech protection and they end up winning
and it becomes not illegal
and the compromise is that they put
this extreme graphic
warning that we're so commonly see
nowadays on records.
They did a song about it, like
Band in the USA.
Band in the USA, which sampled
Bruce Springsteen.
Born in the US.
Why don't you just move the camera in so that he can
comfortably wear his headphones?
You know, just move it this way, and then he can move his chair that way.
All right, but the camera was here before Kareem.
Wow, I mean, we're just being nice to Kareem.
He's such a gentleman.
But anyway, back to my two-life crew story.
Listen to this, Cam.
Florida Governor Bob Martinez and the Chief of Police Nick Navarro, the Broward County Sheriff, I should say.
Those two guys were sort of instrumental in this crackdown on 2 Live Crew.
And Luke Campbell, Luther Campbell, Dr. Luke, or not Dr. Luke, Uncle Luke, decides to make a song called Fuck Martinez.
In which the lyrics were,
Fuck Martinez, Fuck, Fuck Martinez,
Fuck Navarro, Fuck, Fuck Navarro.
You can look it up.
They talk about their wives and everything like that.
It's a really blatantly saying fuck to the governor, whatever.
How did they get around the lawsuit that came after that?
They got other people who had the name Bob Martinez and Nick Navarro
to sign releases that it was them they were talking about.
That's kind of amazing.
So they really are ahead of their time in a lot of different sort of skirting the law type of way.
Sold millions of records to live crew.
I know one of the members, Fresh Kid Ice, one of the first prolific Asian rappers, always had a broken arm like Bob Orton.
He passed away in the last year, I think, or the last two years.
But yeah, I mean, Luke Skywalker also got sued by George Lucas,
so he couldn't call himself Luke Skywalker anymore,
and that's when he started going by Luther Campbell.
But of course they have a lot of big sort of memorable songs of the era,
including Mesa Horny, The Fuck Shop, which sampled Van Halen.
You had Face Down, Ass Up.
That's the way we like to...
You had You Ain't Nothin' But a Hoochie Mama from the Friday soundtrack.
Do Something, Do the Bart, Move Something.
I was going to say Do the Bartman.
That was Michael Jackson.
Do Do Brown.
Speaking of problematic.
I always kind of liked them because they were sort of reminding me of Weird Al in a way.
Because they had a lot of parodies and very obvious samples and stuff.
I don't know.
They didn't really clear many of those samples, by the way.
So there's a lot of different legal interventions going on here and there.
Or the more litigious bands. But interestingly enough, if you're going to do
an episode about
songs with swear words, you have to include
2 Live Crew. And maybe
Me So Horny would have been a better one, but I figure we're going to have a
sexy songs category in the future
and maybe that'll show there.
Do you guys remember that song was on the radio?
Like that was on 680. Me So Horny?
Yeah, CFDR. I remember specifics.
I know I had to have
heard it somewhere
like it was played
a lot somewhere
in the clean version
he's like sitting
at home watching
Arsenio Hall
and then the
dirty version
yeah he says
something completely
different
now of course
that samples a
Stanley Kubrick movie
Full Metal Jacket
but everybody knows it
one quick fun fact
about the song
Do A Diddy
yeah
which was the sample
of that song obviously
Herman's Hermans
who was that Manfred Mann Manfred Mann now interestingly enough manford man we all think of manford man but
did you know that it's actually a cover a band called the exciters originally released do a day
and the british band manford man recorded a cover that ended up manford man had all their hits with
covers right because they did blinded by the light, which was a Bruce Springsteen song.
And they sort of like rebranded.
They became like Manfred Mann's Earth Band or something.
Yeah, because I think Blinded by the Light
was with the next iteration of Manfred Mann.
There's something there.
But that Do I Diddy appeared on the cassettes I'd buy.
I'd get from the gas stations,
the gold and all these cassettes.
Solid gold, for sure.
Interestingly enough, I never even knew.
I learned about Broward County, Florida,
from these 2 Live Crew court proceedings.
I remember buying a VHS cassette
that covered the whole documentary of the story.
It was a big deal, 2 Live Crew.
Yeah, you would get a little geography lesson.
I remember my friend had a too short VHS cassette,
so you saw all these glimpses of Oakland
that you would never see before.
And like, well,
and obviously Digital Underground was listening.
I distinctly remember listening to Ice-T
and hearing the streets in LA
and then kind of run down
all the different streets in LA.
And then you'd get,
you hear them referenced here and there.
And it was like,
you felt like you knew the city
because Ice-T would rap about,
you know, six in the morning.
It's like lowest and low,
you know,
everyone in LA is listening to that album. Right, right. Feeling through the streets of Toronto. Now when Ice Cube, or sorry about, you know, 6 in the morning. You know, it's like Lois and Lo, you know, everyone in LA is listening to that album.
Right, right.
And feeling through the streets of Toronto.
Now, when Ice Cube, or sorry, when Ice Baby, what's his name?
Vanilla Ice.
Vanilla Ice.
Robert Van Winkle.
When he says like, A1A, does he say Beachfront Avenue or Detroit Avenue?
No, Beachfront.
That's what I thought.
Beachfront.
I wish that was Detroit Avenue.
I noticed you said that on the last episode, and I gave you a courtesy check.
Girls wear hot women less than bikinis.
Yeah, rock man lovers driving Lamborghinis.
It's not Walkman lovers?
Isn't it Rockman?
See, that's the thing.
We don't know.
We'll never know.
I refuse to Google it at this point,
but great first selection, Stu Stone.
So you went way back for that.
I decided to start now and then go back a bit.
So I think this might be the most current song we've ever kicked out on a
pandemic Friday here.
So here it is guys.
2020 is calling.
Whoa.
December 31st.
I grabbed a beer,
threw it up,
said 2020 is my year.
Bitches.
I honestly thought that that was true
Until I gave this motherfucker like a month or two
This is getting kind of ridiculous at this point
Yo, my cat died
And a global pandemic took over my life
And I put out some music that nobody liked
So I got really sad and bored at the same time.
And that's why I'm like low-key fucked 2020.
Still sad, still ain't got no money.
I ain't got no one to put my wrist.
I just got some shit I gotta fix.
Is this Chair Girl Friend?
No.
So.
This is a band called Avenue Beat.
There's three members of Avenue Beat.
And this song, Fuck 2020,
has gone nuts on,
I'm guessing you're Mr. Twitter here.
I'm guessing none of us are there.
Let me know, Stu, if you're there.
But on TikTok,
TikTok, this is a huge viral
hit on TikTok.
Is that how you found out about it? Because you're on TikTok?
No. I'm not
on TikTok. I'm not either.
My 16-year-old daughter
loves TikTok. I do like this, though.
It's very clever and very well
worded and her flow is good.
I'm shocked that
you're playing a song that we're just hearing
for the very first time on a history of
swearing thing. I think that's kind of a
shitty choice, but that's you. I think it's cool.
It's cool though because I'm hearing this
song and I like it. Ask your daughter about this song.
She'll know it. I think it's actually
pretty, I'm impressed by this song.
If I was hearing it on first listen,
I think it's good.
The reason I'm playing it is because first of all. But yeah, fuck 2020, I agree it's good. Thank you. Okay. The reason I'm playing it
is because,
first of all.
But yeah,
fuck 2020.
I agree.
It went nuts on TikTok.
My daughter turned me on to it
and I'll be honest,
I dig it.
Like I have her like put it on
when we're streaming
in the Bluetooth
and she would say,
put it on.
And I dig it.
And it kind of encapsulates
the year a bit.
It's like,
fuck you.
It's like low key,
fuck 2020.
So,
a lot of F-bombs
in this song and I thought, well, it's about time we kick out a jam fuck 2020. So a lot of F-bombs in this song.
And I thought, well, it's about time we kick out a jam from 2020.
We haven't...
At the end of the year, we should do like 2020 jams.
Have you ever done that?
Dave Hodge does that.
What?
Like, have you played a song from this year on any...
No, I think this might be the first time.
I don't think a 2020 jam is...
It's like October?
I don't think...
You know, when an artist comes in, I play their new thing to be nice. Right. The new thing I don't think a 2020 jam is... It's like October. I don't think... You know, when an artist comes in, I play their new thing to be nice.
Right.
The new thing I don't care about.
But that's like the only time
a 2020 song gets kicked out here.
I think that you could move that thing over
so that this guy can sit comfortably.
I mean, you just got to move the tripod
over like a couple inches.
Do you want to move it?
I'll move it.
Then he can move his chair.
Stu seems awfully comfortable.
He's not comfortable.
He is.
His neck hurts.
Why can't... His neck hurts. Ask comfortable. He's not comfortable. He is. His neck hurts. Why can't you speak?
His neck hurts.
Ask him.
Does your neck hurt?
Be honest.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's someone's neck hurt.
Well, Mike had him in a full Nelson.
Wow.
Look at that.
Now he can move up.
You're not a problem at all.
I mean, to me, I think it's a problem that you're not comfortable.
I'll be the judge of whether he's a problem or not.
I think that this is a, you know, he's my guest.
One could say it's an effing problem.
More on that soon.
Is that much better?
Is that better, Kareem?
I want you to be comfortable.
I got him a good headset from downstairs.
Mike, give him some shots.
I gave him a beer.
I gave him a beer.
Are you comfortable?
I gave him a seat from inside.
Do you want to move closer to the board?
Because you can.
He's just got to, yeah, he can get closer if he wants.
Okay, well, that's good.
See?
Okay.
I'm just, you know.
Where's Bojana?
I got space over here.
Yeah.
But I'm out of headphones.
I only got the four spots.
That's okay.
Okay.
So that's my first jam.
We're off to a roaring start here.
Lots of F-bombs to come.
I'm not surprised that after one round, I'm just destroying you guys.
I disagree.
In your opinion.
I think low-key fuck 2020 is the
dark horse winner of that round, but there's no winners
or losers. Shake that.
Did anyone here listen to my
number six on the billboard charts, but whatever.
Did anybody
Hey, TikTok,
TikTok, that's where the kids are. You know that, right?
You know that, right?
And on Twitter.
I'm on Twitter, but I'm an old man.
I'm an old man.
You're young at heart.
This is on Periscope right now.
There you go.
So, Cam Gordon, Stu Stone, and even Kareem,
did anybody listen to my episode live from Great Lakes Brewery?
I listened to it, yeah.
Because we did kick out a jam from this album.
I know you did.
You ready?
This is Cam Gordon's second jam.
Sex?
Yeah. Could be an asshole, but...
Yeah?
Yeah? I'm sleeping in an old tool shed.
So back to my alone in pillow.
When you all are with me, then we will see.
Fucking with my head.
So yeah, we're listening to Beck.
Shout out to Tim.
Oh yeah.
The song F'n With My Head from, as Mike mentioned, from... Is that what it's called? F'n With...
F'n With My... That's what I'm calling it.
F'n With My Head. I'll be the translator.
There you go. Thank you.
When we zig, he zags.
There you go. Thank you, Siri.
So yeah, this is from the album Mellow Gold from 1994.
Great fucking album.
Yeah, this is definitely one of my favorite tracks.
One of two tracks on that album with the F word in the title.
Do you remember the other one?
Hold on.
I think it's like the 11th track.
Yeah, I don't remember.
What's it called?
Mother Effer.
Oh, yeah.
Because I'm thinking, I remember,
Tonight the cities are full of wars
and all of the toilets are overflowing.
Shopping malls.
Which is about pay no mind.
Yeah, pay no mind, which I always loved it.
And you played beer can.
I played beer can for Troy.
He had never heard of beer can.
Yeah, what a great album.
And certainly Beck, no stranger to probably a lot of your listeners.
Feels like really one of the artists of our generation.
Oh, yeah.
Like Loser was an anthem, right?
Yeah.
For FOTM.
And one of those.
That's true.
You got to know your audience.
You got four of them here on the deck.
Beck turned 50 this year.
Wow.
That's a little bit surprising.
I'm getting there soon, man.
I'm getting there soon.
Halfway to 100.
I didn't think of him as being 50.
Yeah.
So this song was a staple.
Interestingly, Beck has not performed this song live
since December 2, 2007,
when he was opening for someone.
And that artist was someone that our friend KRS-One
once sang about.
Oh, don't...
He was opening for the police,
if you could believe it.
Oh, that's true.
Yeah, KRS-One loves them.
Yeah. Again, like, I'm going to just do... He was opening for the police If you could believe it Oh that's true Yeah KRS-One loves them Yeah Again like
I'm gonna just do
How come I take such shit
For the Metallica fucking pic
And he gets away with that bullshit
Because it was awful
Because I'm funny
And you were serious
Because that was a bit
You were
I don't even know what that was
Mine was a bit
And yours was just an atrocity
Yeah
The best bits
Aren't obviously bits.
I don't know.
Maybe with age.
Like, maybe in 2021, that'll be funny.
Low-key fuck 2020.
Yes.
So Beck, why don't we do a bit of a, you know, we once did.
Jeannie Becker's friends call her Beck, by the way.
Did you know that?
There's at least one FOTM who goes by the name Beck.
Bexter.
Becky Dinwoody.
She must be, like, Rebecca or something. I guess so. I think the name Beck. Beckster. Becky Dinwoody. She must be like Rebecca or something.
I guess so.
I think Beckster.
Of course, Aunt Becky's in jail.
Right.
And at the end of a certain, I don't want to spoil it, but at the end of a certain Stu Stone song, it's Goodnight Michelle.
Is that what it is?
Goodnight Michelle.
That's got nothing to do with Becky.
Well, Becky's in the family.
I didn't watch that show.
Anyway, do you guys know Warren Campbell?
Yeah.
Any relation to Luther Campbell?
No.
So Warren Campbell is Beck's father.
Oh.
Who's quite famous in the music business as an arranger.
But I remember hearing this when I think Beck came to the MuchMusic environment years ago.
His dad was actually born in Toronto.
Wow.
Yeah.
I think Eric Clapton's dad was born in Toronto.
Actually, you know what?
I'm going to switch that again.
He was actually born in Winnipeg, but was in Toronto.
Yeah.
Close enough.
Close enough.
But actually lived in Toronto for several years as his father was studying to be a Presbyterian minister.
How'd that work out?
I don't know.
He's been a Scientologist for 45 years.
Yeah, he's been a Scientologist.
Not well.
You know, I think it's...
Yeah.
Johnny, go ahead.
I was going to say,
Beck himself describes himself as Jewish and a Scientologist,
which is the same combo as Stu Stone.
A Jewish-tologist.
There you go.
He's science-ish.
I don't know if there's any conflict of interest there.
Shout out to Johnny O, who says hello to you guys.
Okay, hello Johnny O.
And Dale Cadot just tweeted a photo of his screen.
He's enjoying the live stream on Periscope.
Very nice.
All right, guys.
Let's kick out Stu Stone's second jam.
Do you have a foreword?
Yeah, I do have a bit of a foreword.
It's going on the internet.
No, I'm not.
My foreword has everything to do with Cam's first selection.
I felt like the legendary Nate Dogg should be played on this episode,
but just not the song that Cam chose.
I figure that Nate Dogg deserves to I guess he'll be our first double inductee
in the swearing effing jams episode
first artist to appear twice
so let's roll it out I'm gonna blow us right now something new by Snoop Doggy Dog. This one goes out to the ladies from all the guys.
A big bow wow wow.
Cause we gonna make it a little mister here tonight.
This is DJ EZD.
On the station that slaps you across your fat ass with a fat dick.
When I met you last night baby.
Before you opened up your gap.
I had a respect for your lady.
But now I take it all back.
Cause you gave me all your pussy.
And you even licked my balls.
Ha-ho!
Leave your number in the cabinet.
And I promise, baby, I'll give you a call.
Next time I'm feeling kind of horny. Sing along, leave a famca listening at home.
And I'll break you off.
And if you can't get fucked that day, baby, just lay back and open your mouth.
Made a girl That I love
In the whole wide world
Well if corrupt gave a fuck about a bitch
I'd always be broke
I never have no motherfuckin' endo to smoke
I get sloped and loony
Bitch you can't do me
Do we look like BBD?
You hoochie groupie.
I have no love for hoes.
That's something that I learned in the pound.
So how the fuck am I supposed to pay this hoes?
Just the latest hoes.
I know the pussy's minds.
I'ma fuck a couple both times.
Well, I mean, we can just listen to the whole song
or I can just talk.
It's up to you.
That's a dirty song right there.
It's a filthy song.
Wow.
Explicit.
Ain't no fun.
We're talking about Snoop Dogg
Who's coming up
Nate Dogg
Corrupt
And Warren G
That's a pretty all star cast
Of West Coast talent
From the 90's right there
And there's the hook right here
Yeah Uh, yeah.
Interestingly enough, there's some fun facts here.
Here's Snoop.
Hold on.
So why did Brian do that? Trust this. Okay, so I mean, this seems like a crime
For me to talk over this
This is such a legendary album
The album Doggy Style
Snoop Dogg's debut solo album
We kicked out a jam for Eric Smith yesterday
The Chronic, obviously
The Dr. Dre album
that introduced the world
to Snoop Dogg
and, of course,
his spinoff.
Here's Warren G's
first appearance
on the album.
I mean,
these guys all
ended up doing big things.
It's funny because,
well,
a huge success,
obviously,
the Doggy Style album
killed it,
Death Row Records, you know, you had that whole kind of movement.
Interesting fun fact that I learned recently was that Warren G and Daz Dillinger from The Dog Pound
did most of the producing on this record, but Dr. Dre got all the credit for it.
So there was some, you know, if you ask Snoop, he's like,
well, they made the beat, but Dr. Dre made the record.
So there is an argument to be made about a record producer.
And in hip-hop, it's really different because in rock music,
you know, Rick Rubin doesn't play the guitar or the drums.
He's in the room and he's, that sounds good, that sounds good,
record it this way, record it that way.
And in hip-hop, the producer actually has to physically make the beat.
So in a way, Dr. Dre sort of had this,
maybe he had already paid his dues at that point,
and he sort of could allow his, you know,
these other guys to sort of do some heavy lifting,
and of course the G-funk sound and all that.
I'm trying to remember, was Warren G known at all when this album came out?
A little bit. I mean, obviously Warren G, Regulate was a big hit.
Regulate was a monster hit.
But that was after Doggy Sal was in the box.
I believe it was.
It's hazy for me. Are you sure?
I can't say that I'm positive
about that either. I think Regulate
predates, because that's our first
taste of Snoop, right? And that's before
What's My Name. No, Regulate, Snoop's not on
Regulate. No, Nate Dogg was on Regulate. That nate dog and warren g um i would have to imagine that that maybe came out
first that regulate song but either way yeah um really really uh the album sold 7 million copies
uh 11 million worldwide uh you know listen it's a a big fucking hit. No, it's packed.
Big fucking hit.
1994 for Regulate, and of course... This is 93 or 92.
So 93 for this one.
So this one was the first time we heard Warranty, I guess.
Because Chronic was what?
Like late 92, I feel like.
And I remember when Ain't Nothin' But a G-Thing
was played on the radio,
that was like different than anything
that I'd ever heard at that point.
That song is probably the,
I mean, listen, I'm going to say it.
That's probably the best rap song of all time.
Wait, wait, wait.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm going to say it.
Ain't nothing but a G-Thing.
You think that's the best rap song of all time?
I think it's the most important.
That's better than Fight the Power by Public Enemy.
I think it is.
Because Fight the Power is a great song,
but this one transcended.
Fight the Power wasn't a top 40s hit.
It was a number one.
It was not.
Come on.
Fight the Power was not a number one on the top 40.
Find that stat for me right now.
It's number one in his heart.
Number one in his heart maybe.
And nothing but a G-Thing was on mainstream pop radio,
and that is a hardcore street record.
You don't think Fight the Power was on mainstream pop radio.
I think it was, but not number one like you're thinking.
Well, I don't know.
I don't really follow that.
I'll tell you in a second.
It's a bit overrated.
Give me an overrated.
And I think that Eric B and Rakim probably laid the groundwork for a song like Ain't Nothing But a G Think It Even Happened.
You're right.
Ain't no joke.
Yeah, you're right.
It was number one on the rap singles.
You're right.
It wasn't on the-
Definitely wasn't top 40.
number one on the rap singles. You're right. It wasn't on the Definitely wasn't top 40.
And that song
is the first gangster rap quote unquote
song to be on top 40.
Before that it was like you're down with OPP and the Humpty Dance
and whoop there it is. This was a real
rap record and so fuck everything
else. That changed the game.
But you can't
correlate popular
with best rap song ever.
Let me quantify that.
All right.
Let me quantify that then.
The beat is timeless.
Okay.
Ain't nothing but G-Thing.
Timeless.
If it came out today, still bumps.
Snoop Dogg is, everybody knows the lyrics to that song.
And if you don't, you're not a rap fan.
Like, if you don't know the words to Ain't Nothing But G-Thing, you are not a fan of hip hop or rap.
If you're a certain age anyway.
Even I know it.
Everybody knows it.
It's a timeless rap and a timeless track.
And it's so...
This is subjective.
This is...
Okay, listen.
Maybe the most important.
One of the most important.
This is one of those subjective questions.
If you are of the belief that you think it's your favorite.
It's not necessarily my favorite.
I think it's just the most prolific maybe.
I don't know.
It's just like it changed the game.
It's like Smells Like Teen Spirit for Nirvana.
That created a grunge sound.
Ain't Nothing But a G-Think created a whole sound that everything went to hip hop after that.
You're an LA guy.
You're a West Coast guy.
I was in Toronto during this time.
And I'm telling you, everything mainstream went to hip hop after that. You're an LA guy. You're a West Coast guy. I was in Toronto during this time. And I'm telling you,
everything mainstream went hip hop
after that.
I agree with that.
Kareem says there's certain songs in the
soundtrack of your life. I gotta bring out the
fourth mic next time.
I agree with him.
So listen, it might not be the best.
That's just a
good soundbite statement,
but it's definitely in consideration to be one of the most influential.
And it's got nothing to do with the song we just played.
I would call it a stone cold classic and iconic.
I mean, what's a better rap song?
I'm curious.
A better one?
That's a matter of opinion.
I don't know.
A tribe called Quest.
I'd have to think about it.
There's a lot of songs that are better.
You know, Shake That's very matter of opinion. I don't know. A tribe called Quest. There's a lot of songs that make a great song.
You know,
Shake That's very good.
Yeah.
Yeah, like fucking Wu-Tang.
Yeah, what he sang.
Right.
Yeah, you're the Wu-Tang man.
But Wu-Tang wasn't on Top 40 Radio.
You used to hang
with members of Wu-Tang.
And if it wasn't for
Ain't Nothing But a G-Tang,
Wu-Tang wouldn't have been...
It's like it paved the way
for Wu-Tang.
Yeah.
ODB was a buddy of yours, right? Yes. Yeahang wouldn't have been... It's like it paved the way for Wu-Tang. Yeah. ODB was a buddy of yours, right?
Yes.
Yes, like we haven't discussed that.
Like you were hanging with old dirty bastards.
I was.
You were friends with Warren G too, were you not?
I was...
Wasn't he your neighbor?
I was in the studio with him a few times.
That's creating the bias that we're hearing tonight.
That makes sense now.
But Warren G's not on the song Ain't Nothin' But a G Thing.
That's Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg.
Also, that's Snoop's
introduction to the world. And think about what that
artist has become. It's been 30 years.
I know. Ask Martha Stewart. You're right.
Okay. I think it's a great jam
and that was a great selection. I'm a deep cover
guy. Good song too.
Yeah. Cam,
I'm trying to look at this because I noticed
Stu went heavy. His first two jams are
hip rap songs. My next one is going to shock you. Yeah. I was going to say something. I'm trying to look at this because I noticed Stu went heavy. His first two jams are hip rap songs. My next one is going to shock you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was going to say something.
I'm trying to like, yeah, like I tried to like.
Mix it up, right?
We'll tank forever.
I'm all over the place too.
I love that I get to kick out some CanCon 90s alt rock right now.
So here's Cam Gordon's third jam.
I know you're done. Where the fog ends Sending away
The shipwreck
That will count as charm
And I'll find you
I'll find you
I'll find you I have to admit, I have no idea what this is.
You own this album.
I do?
Yes.
Yes, you do.
And we talk about this band often on Pandemic Fridays.
I feel like every third episode they come up for a band that hasn't played it.
And I just never made it to this track on the album.
Probably maybe skipped over it. I don't know. Or you had to cassette. You stopped at Shine, I just like never made it to this track on the album. Probably, maybe skipped over it.
I don't know.
Or you had the cassette.
You stopped at Shine,
I think.
Oh,
this is the Doughboys?
Yes,
yes.
I don't know this song.
Yes,
this is,
S-E,
S-E song.
I almost said that's hard.
Why can't you swear?
Tell us.
I'm working a gimmick tonight.
It's not fun. People are tuning in to hear Cam Gordon swear. I'm working a gimmick tonight. It's not fun.
People are tuning in to hear Cam Gordon swear.
I'm getting peer pressure.
This is the Doughboys shitty song.
Shitty song.
Doughboys out of Montreal.
I feel like we don't need to go deep in this.
This is from their breakthrough crush.
Cantner? What's his first name? Josh?
Is Cam's pick? John Cantner.
Castner. We always say the same Cantner. He's a real talent.
Or Casner.
Casner.
We always say the same fun facts.
He's married to... We have like three fun facts.
Okay.
The Mad Men chick.
And their song was played
in the Boys Club,
which I played the trailer
for a few weeks ago.
That's my funnest fact.
Absolutely.
But we love Doughboys
on this show.
Yeah.
I mean,
there's,
I think any excuse
to play them would be good.
And this album was great.
Well, they'll be playing at our
Damned Fourth Music Hall event, hopefully.
Actually, people are excited about that. I've already sold five tickets.
Good. Amazing.
$500 a ticket.
It's a very big paywall.
$1,000 a ticket.
I have a couple of more random Doughboys
fun facts, because again, we talk about them a lot.
So this song, or this whole album
was co-produced by uh dave ray dave rave ogilvy of course from skinny puppy from skinny puppy also
co-produced by daniel ray who did a lot of the ramones albums and also co-wrote the ramones
biggest ever song a former sedated what is it a former former pandemic Friday's track Pet Sematary
oh Pet Sematary
heist charting song
right right
let me preface that
preface
preface
stop it
preface that fucker
yeah preface
I did like Shine
that was a good song
oh Shine
Neighborhood Villain
was the song
that was my favorite
okay
yeah
cause Shine
was like
your big
much music
you know
what's it called
Coca-Cola Countdown yeah that was a good one too yeah I think Shine was the your big, much music, you know, what's it called? Coca-Cola countdown.
Yeah, that was a good one too.
Yeah, I think Shine was the wedge.
Am I right?
Am I right though that he became a lead singer for All Systems Go?
Yeah, who you saw with Pearl Jam.
They opened it on a small stage.
Great live band, by the way.
We saw the Doughboy several times, Cam and I did.
Well, he was also the programmer for Canadian Music Week, I believe.
And I totally missed this.
I guess they got back together in 2011 to open a string of Canadian dates for the Foo Fighters.
I do not remember this at all. Wasn't one of the members the founder of Rusty?
Didn't we discover that?
Oh, yeah.
Scott McAuliffe.
That's right.
Scott McAuliffe comes from the Doughboys and is a founder of Rusty.
You're absolutely right.
You're absolutely right.
All time.
And he's been here.
So he's an FOTM and he's been in the basement.
So we could have played Doughboys that way.
Yeah.
I wonder where Kastner is.
I don't know if he still lives in Montreal
or if he's here or I don't know.
And what is this?
Jessica Parr.
Jessica Parr?
Paré?
Paré?
It's French, so I get fucked up there.
You shouldn't ask me about pronunciation.
Jodakai?
I love it.
Shitty, yeah, that's not a shitty selection by you.
It's a curveball, thank you.
Wow.
What do you think, Stu?
I think the Jays needed him on Monday, that curveball.
Some people, comments that we're getting from people who are watching us live, live, live.
One of them says, Kareem needs a mic.
I agree, I agree,
but he surprised me by saying,
can I listen in?
Someone else says,
Wu-Tang Clan forever,
which I agree with.
Yeah, because you're a big Wu-Tang guy.
We could have easily played Wu-Tang Clan,
ain't nothing to fuck with.
That would have been a good selection.
Some people are telling Cam to swear.
Swear God do.
We got him to say the S word.
There's a lot of,
I don't know what that song was.
And I like the Doughboys,
but I've never heard this.
Some people,
Andy says,
I think Shine was the only song I listened to.
Oh.
Back when you had to buy an entire album for one song.
Big, big hit.
Go back and revisit that.
Big hit.
Now, this one is a little bit of a left turn.
I'm worried that people are going to get angry, I think.
There could be riots on the street.
Oh, for this next election?
Yeah, honestly.
This is a very interesting pick.
It wouldn't be the first time.
I will remember.
I will let you know.
Gunshot blasts are heard.
It's going to take a little while to get to the part.
So are you sure there's a part?
Oh, yes.
Someone just threw a heart in the appearance.
I think you should start playing the song and then I'll start talking.
I'll start playing it
because...
Around the four-minute mark
is when you should
sort of shut me up.
Just so you know,
I own this album
like many people.
Right, and I'm going
to tell you why
you haven't heard
this before
or you haven't
heard it recently.
Wow.
Because when I got
this pic from you, I thought you were...
What was Stu smoking?
Because this is a pretty PG album.
You would think.
I named my son James because I love Sweet Baby James so much.
Well, that's good to know.
It's a fun fact.
Crank it for a second, and then I'll kind of just speak on it.
It's cranked. He's just singing quietly at this part.
All right, so this is a song called Steamroller
by James Taylor.
Some people refer to it as the Steamroller Blues.
This is a satirical song
where James Taylor's actually making fun of white guys
who were singing the blues at the time.
So if you listen to this, to the lyrics,
it's kind of just...
And at the time, in the 70s, right?
Yeah, he's taking a piss on all these white blues singers
that he feels are just, you know...
Cement mixer.
Now, here's the thing.
By the time we were old enough to be aware of James Taylor,
his image was squeaky clean.
That's James Taylor.
Yeah.
But in reality...
It's the Simpsons episode where Homer goes to outer space and he sings for them.
In reality, James Taylor was quite the bad boy.
Notoriously had a huge heroin and meth addiction early in his career.
Was originally signed to the Beatles.
He was the first artist the Beatles signed to Apple Records.
They threw him off the label.
He was a bad influence on the Beatles.
He's the guy that gave opioids
to John Lennon that may have actually
caused a rift in the band.
James Taylor has been in and out of
rehab more times than
name somebody. This guy
has, he was once married
to Carly Simon famously.
Well, there was a rumor that
You're So Vain was about him.
It wasn't. As we established, it was about Warren Beatty, wasn't it?
We established something.
I don't remember.
It was about Mike Boone, I heard.
Definitely not about Mike Boone.
I think it was about Warren Beatty.
What's the difference?
Listen, quote, unquote, or quote, I should say,
well, I was a bad influence to be around the Beatles at that time.
Why?
Because I gave John opioids.
Did I introduce him to them?
I don't know.
Lennon, by many accounts, picked up a heroin habit in 1968.
Wow.
Shortly after that day.
Lack of accountability.
Grammy Award winner James Taylor, Rock and Roll Hall of Famer of the Year 2000,
one of the best-selling musicians of all time. Fire and Rain, You've Got a Friend.
You know, all these big songs, How Sweet It Is to Be Loved by You.
Here's another really crazy fact.
Keep an eye on the clock, by the way.
The four-minute mark here.
On December 7th, 1980, Kareem, James Taylor had an encounter with a gentleman named Mark David Chapman.
Wow.
Who scared the shit out of him but was looking for John Lennon.
The next day, John Lennon was shot by Mark David Chapman.
How about that?
A quote, the guy had sort of pinned me to the wall and was glistening with a maniacal sweat
and talking some freak speak about what he was going to do in his stuff with how john
was interested in and he was going to get in touch with john lennon and it was surreal to actually
have contact with the guy 24 hours before he shot john 330 mark by the way all right steamroller
blues blues parody as i said it's coming uh This song was included on James Taylor's
diamond-selling
greatest hits
1976 compilation.
Which is,
that's the one I had.
That's the album I had
by James Taylor.
Now,
the album was reissued
in the late 80s,
early 90s
with an alternate version
of this song.
So you would have had
to have the original
pressing to get
what's about to happen.
So...
Bokanon,
bokanon,
boy, I just don't seem to can't love to get what's about to happen. Oh! Bokanon, Bokanon, boy
I just don't seem to can't lose
This yellow dawn
Nowhere
Half-life
Freeze-dry
Fat-fry
Chicken-choke-ing Motherfucking-king Whoa! Whoa! Fat fry Chicken, chicken, motherfucking cake
Whoa!
Whoa!
Now, this was a very controversial thing.
I don't steam
The first time I ever heard that,
my mother was listening to her James Taylor greatest hits tape,
driving me to an audition,
and my pep monitor was like crazy.
That's shocking to be on that album.
And I was like, what did he just say?
Yeah, because, oh Mexico.
And then all of a sudden that's like, where did the
motherfucker, that's the worst of the fuckers.
You have to really dig to find this version, but James Taylor
dropping an F-bomb. Wow.
I actually, Stu, I owe you an apology.
When you picked that song, I really thought
you were, I don't know, high
or drunk or something.
No, sober as a cam on a Wednesday afternoon.
Oh, that's not very sober.
Come on now.
But yeah, that shocked me when I heard it, and I figured I would shock your listeners
by letting them know that James Taylor notoriously dropped an F-bomb that has since been edited
out of the Greatest Hits album.
Well, they have to sell that at Walmart.
You've got to dig deep
to find this version.
And if anybody has the greatest hits album
and it predates the reissue...
So when's the reissue?
Do you know?
I think it's 80 or 89 or 90 or 91.
Okay, because that's about...
I bought it in probably early 90s.
So if you have it from like the 80s,
if you bought it anytime before then,
you've got this version
and maybe it's worth money on eBay.
Yeah, Mike, I'm surprised you would have that know it seems very out of step with like you know
i'm all over the place and i was a big fan of uh sweet baby james like literally i said i want to
name my son james because i like sweet baby james so much yeah you love bring the noise and i love
bring the noise i was gonna name him, and then I went with James.
The rest is history here.
Okay, this song I'm kicking out because I don't want it to be Hanson.
Because I mentioned earlier Nine Inch Nails was getting Hanson'd, and they have.
I can now officially declare Nine Inch Nails' Closer is not getting kicked out tonight.
Even though it's the song you heard the most.
The most F-bombs you heard on 102.1 was probably from Closer.
Or Rage.
Sure, after nine.
Yeah, I might go Rage.
Okay.
Right on cue.
Right on cue.
102.1 The Edge.
Martin Street got a Friday night.
Locked and ready.
Come on down to the Phoenix.
Locked.
Keep it locked.
Keep it cranked. In the booth, DJ Come on down to the Phoenix. Locked. Keep it locked. Keep it cranked.
In the booth,
DJ Dinkra.
Dangerous.
Ha ha!
Second time we've kicked out
this jam on Penn.
As Stu reminded me on Twitter,
this was kicked out
during the protest.
Sure was.
102.1 The Edge.
As was Fightin' the Power.
Rage Against the Machine.
Stone Roses.
Come on down to the phoenix
oh what a fucking jam
though it's worth playing again
what a fucking album this is with the
the monk who set himself on fire
yeah rage against the machine self
titled album wow Self-titled album. Wow.
I mean, he was trying to warn us back then.
Gracias.
Ha ha. Some of those that work forces Try to save that burn crosses It's gonna take a while to get to the part you want
It's coming, it's worth the wait
It's at the end of the song
It doesn't happen until like the end of the song.
By the way, Mike just poured a beer in his mouth
like the kid in the Gopher Soda video.
Like directly in his mouth
like a stream.
Props to you for calling it by its proper
name. I've listened to enough episodes.
That's why I like you, Cam.
You listen to Toronto Mike.
Not just a gas, I'm a listener.
So are you going to tell us anything fun about this song?
Yeah.
Sure.
As you know, written about revolution against institutional racism and police brutality.
Very in vogue during the summer of 2020 and into the fall here.
Killing in the name. I would use the word zeitgeist over in vogue.
It's not really like in style.
Well, after Unvoga.
It's so hot right now. It's so hot right style. After Unvoga retweeted him.
It's so hot right now.
Spinderella
also retweeted us.
This is
probably the most popular
of the many great Rage Against the Machine
jams. Bulls on Parade maybe?
I think this is most popular.
I could be wrong.
Bullet in the Head is on this album.
And Bomb Track. And Freedom. I could be wrong, but you know, Bullet in the Head is on this album, and Bomb Track,
and Freedom.
I would say that Tom Morello,
one of the most innovative guitar players of our lifetime.
That riff on this is like a legendary riff.
You should see him live, ever.
The way he plays the guitar, he plays it like he's
a DJ using a turntable.
He does crazy shit with the guitar that
nobody else was doing at the time.
Is it okay
if you stew
if I sort of get lost
in it for a moment?
I still fucking love this song.
It's still a while
before they swear
just so you know. Justified for wearing a bag and your chosen wife. You're justified.
Drones that died for wearing a bag and your chosen wife.
Drones who died are justified for wearing a bag and your chosen wife.
You're justified.
Drones that died for wearing a bag and your chosen wife.
Come on.
That's an example of the guitar playing I'm talking about.
That's awesome.
Okay, the swears are coming. Yeah!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me I want a fucking riot tonight.
I just want to throw a break through something. Were you guys ever at a Club 102 when they
would play this? Well, even if not only
Club 102s, but Strange Paradise
on Monday nights. They played this every fucking
Monday night. I remember when I was at
McMaster, they would
Thursday nights at the campus pub, the
Downsville Show, guaranteed fights.
It was like certain people
would just leave and other people would go in.
They would try to do the mosh pit.
I swear we learned that this song was, like, number one on, like, the Christmas countdown in England.
Yeah, and the UK did, like, a protest thing.
Like, some people did it, and the station didn't realize.
The Christmas number one in the UK is a big deal.
Something I want to tell you about that song.
I was driving my nephew home from his hockey, whatever he was doing.
And every time I play music for him in the car,
he doesn't want to listen to my stuff.
It's like, oh, that's old.
And I'll play him something from the 90s that's timeless.
And it's not timeless to him.
He just says, oh, this sounds old, this sounds shitty.
So I queued up this Rage track right before that.
And when he got in the car, I said, today we're going to rock.
And he's like, what do you mean?
I just cranked it. And at first he started looking at me like what the fuck and then when it starts saying fuck you i won't do it you tell me his eyes lit up his heart starts going all of a
sudden fuck you i won't do and all of a sudden he's rocking out and now he's realizing what this
what it means to rage what an uncle so i taught my nephew recently this is in the last two weeks
i taught him rageage Against the Machine.
How old is he?
Like 11 or something?
He's four years old.
He's 13 now.
Quick note before I kick out Cam's fourth jam
is that for this song,
Fuck You 20,
Low Key Fuck 2020,
which I play a lot,
my four-year-old and six-year-old
were digging it, okay?
And they know it's a bad word
and they know they're not allowed to say it.
They don't say it,
but they hear it.
So we changed the words to low key fun 2020.
And I'll be,
they'll start blurting it out.
Like low key fun 2020.
Like they completely just mapped fun over fuck.
Cause I know they can say that.
Which version does Monica like?
I don't know.
I don't know.
We've got some chats.
If you want to update the chat.
That's your fucking job
Do your fucking job
Someone
Andy Believe
Said
That is for sure
The most popular
Rage Against the Machine song
Thank you
Thank you Andy
For agreeing
I think so
I think so too
Ian Service wants to
Request Brass Monkey
I don't think it's
I don't think it's
Getting played
And someone says
For Bojana
To shut the fuck up
Oh no It doesn't actually say that But it does say Shout out to Bojana someone says for Bojana to shut the fuck up. Oh no.
It doesn't actually say that
but it does say
shout out to Bojana.
Shout out to Bojana.
We're lucky to have her.
We're lucky to have her.
It's from the local
Hallmark.
Do you have a four word
like stew
or do you want me
to just kick it out?
Yeah, not really.
Well, this song's
not going to be good.
Oh, stop it.
Probably you don't know it.
You might be right about that.
No, no.
This is good.
This is a good track.
Here's a song
none of you have heard.
Stop.
Here we go. Oh, a good track. Here's a song none of you have heard. Stop. Here we go.
It's coming, I promise.
Oh, I know this one.
Okay.
This is a good one.
Thank you.
This is a good one.
Finally, some CanCon too.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, there is a bit of CanCon.
Now that I think of it, I forgot about him.
That guy.
Yeah. You forgot about him? Former child actor. My mom likes this song. Yeah, there is a bit of gangplank in there. Yeah, well, now that I think of it, I forgot about him. That guy. Yeah.
You forgot about him?
Former child actor.
My mom likes this song.
Yeah, he is like you, Stu. Bitch, that's my fucking problem. And yeah, I like the fuck I got a fucking problem. If I know somebody real, it's a fucking problem.
Bring your girls to the crib, maybe we can sell.
Hold up, bitches in Madonna.
Taking hella long, bitch, give it to me now.
Make that thing pop like it's in me overnight.
Ooh, baby, like it raw with the shimmy, shimmy, yeah.
ASAP, get like me.
I think you're an ASAP Rocky fan.
Yeah.
I think that's your guy.
Yeah. Is that your guy? He's got to own that. He likes ASAP. Yeah. I think that's your guy. Yeah.
That your guy?
He's going to own that boy.
He likes ASAP.
Yeah.
I like ASAP Ferg also.
Yeah.
Yeah.
See, this is kind of a timeless song, even though this song's already about 10 years
old, but it's still bangs.
Yeah.
This is 2012.
Like, yeah, we're almost a decade later.
And it's still bangs. That's hard to believe. 2012? That's the year Toronto Mike was born. Well, we're almost a decade later. And it's still banked.
That's 2012.
That's the year Toronto Mike was born.
Well, there you go.
That's 2 Chainz.
Yeah.
For some reason, I always forget this is like technically an ASAP Rocky track.
I don't think it really matters because it's, again, like another murder's row of uh maybe literally
no so of course you got drake you got asap rocky you got uh i didn't want to say kendrick
because he comes in later yeah yeah and obviously two chains doing the the chorus there uh and
produced by 40 from the uh went on to become a multi-killionaire. That's right, in Toronto's own.
He's from Toronto also, 40.
Yeah, and he apparently,
I'm just kidding, let's do 40 fun facts.
So he was a child actor too.
He was in The Virgin Suicides.
Oh, really?
Is this known?
I remember that movie.
I don't remember.
Well, what's her name's movie?
What's his, Coppola, Sofia Coppola. Oh, and that was maybe shot in Toronto. Coppola, Coppola. What am I movie? Coppola. Sofia Coppola.
Coppola.
What am I saying?
I'm also notorious for mispronouncing words.
Did you say Coppola?
That was pretty fucking bad.
I'm normally the one botching.
Jodakai.
Not to get too
off fucking prom,
but obviously Virgin Suicide
Had a couple of soundtracks
I'm just going to list some of the artists
Because there's so many people we talked about
On these soundtracks included
Sloane, Steely Dan, Stix Hart
And 10cc
I asked Jay Fergus
Yes absolutely there's a Sloane jam on the
I wasn't paying attention
I was listening to the song
Kendrick here I believe There's a Sloan jam on the I wasn't paying attention I was listening to the song Yeah so this is
Kendrick here I believe
He lets you know
This was like a big
Moment for Kendrick
This was like
People got to discover him
You know people
A lot of people knew him
On the west coast already
But this sort of
Put him on the world stage That's why he had to introduce himself yeah
so this i didn't know this actually samples an unreleased alia song called quit hayden wow that
i guess had like leaked on the internet and in a few years before and uh 40 and the crew kind of
took it and built up.
You can hear Aaliyah's voice
kind of in the background
throughout the song.
There's a lot of similarities
between Stu Stone
and Aubrey Graham,
also known as Drake.
He's in a pod.
We were both child actors.
You were both child actors
who went on to have
successful rapping careers.
Yeah, successful rap careers.
From Toronto?
The only thing we don't have
in common is that I host,
co-host Pandemic Fridays
Drake wishes
Drake wishes
shout out to Aubrey
only one of them's
in a backyard
in Etobicoke
in October
okay straight up
that heater's not heating you
you don't feel it
no
is that possible
yes
I feel like shutting things down
and like going over there
and feeling for myself
like
if it wasn't a fucking
pandemic
I'd be sitting in your lap
right now
I don't know why don't you put some pants on if you're cold I'm not cold and feeling for myself. Like, if it wasn't a fucking pandemic, I'd be sitting in your lap right now.
I don't know.
Why don't you put some pants on if you're cold?
I'm not cold.
This is the honest God truth.
I am not cold.
You're not even wearing shorts.
I'm more concerned for Kareem
than I am for myself.
I am not cold.
Are you comfortable, Kareem?
I bought this new backyard heater
to extend,
to extend.
Yeah, Kareem's not hot tub comfortable.
Oh, Kareem.
What can we do
to make you more comfortable? Stand in front of the fucking heater, Kareem. Come on. Can youareem What can we do to make you more comfortable
Stand in front of the fucking heater Kareem
Can you get him a foot bath
You guys are becoming pre-Madonnas here
We're not getting paid for this
This is my next jam
Do you have a forward
Please say no
I don't
I also had it
I gave it to Stu Because he's a good man I didn't know you had picked it Wait I also had it And I Yeah Just make sure you
Gave it to Stu
Because he's a good man
You gave it to me
I didn't know you had picked it
When I picked it
I'm surprised this got picked
I let you have it
I like it
And it's a big swear jam to me
Yeah
Also big on Pupman
Absolutely
I think Kareem's gonna like this one
Do you know what this is?
I think he's gonna still like it though
Shout it out by the
Juliana Hadfield 3 in My Sister.
It was the Violin Femmes and the Elf of a Girl.
That's right.
That's not this.
Wow.
Love it.
Love this song.
Why can't I get just one kiss? Why can't I get just one kiss?
Why can't I get just one kiss?
There'd be some things I wouldn't miss
But I looked at your pants and I need a kiss
Why can't I get just one screw?
Why can't I get just one screw?
Believe me, I know what to do
But something won't let me make love to you Why can't I get just one fuck?
Why can't I get just one fuck?
I guess it's got something to do with luck
But I'll live my whole life for just one thing I think a band that doesn't get the credit that they deserve is the Violent Femmes.
Because they are great.
Agreed.
First of all, the bass player is just like insane.
It's like an upright bass.
And also there's just this sort of like underground DIY,
or DIY I should say, sort of like production to it
that's just very punk rock.
Yeah.
And it's just the music is fun.
It's easy to sing along to.
And they're actually, you know, not knocking punk rock music
because I do like punk rock music,
but it seems like there's a lot more
musicianship coming from
Violent Femmes. They seem ahead of their time,
right? Like, this was kind of like coming
later. It gets even better, actually.
I feel like it's almost out of time.
This is sort of timeless. It's of no
era.
The song is called Add It Up.
I think their biggest song is Blister
and the Sun, right? Of course. is Blister and the Sun. Of course.
Of course.
Because American music was a big song too.
Here's some fun facts about this song.
If you want them.
I do want them.
Desperately.
Remember the movie Reality Bites?
Of course.
Well, Ethan Hawke's character in the film Reality Bites did a cover of Add It Up with his band The Hey That's My Bike.
This was their song.
That's a fun fact.
I like it.
Want another fun fact?
Yeah.
Canadian singer,
Shawn Mendes,
did a cover of this song.
Did he drop the F-bombs?
I believe he did.
He's got squeaky clean in it.
And the Violent Femmes bassist,
Brian Ritchie,
who I've just complimented earlier,
who's just a really underrated
bass player,
he responded positively
to the rendition,
saying, quote, it's a testament
to the universality expressed in the song that it can be resurrected with a different
result even after 35 years and still sound current.
That sounds like a PR person, right?
Gordon Cano commented about the writing of the song.
I was in my bedroom, bored.
That's where I wrote it, feeling frustrated.
I had nowhere to go and nothing to do.
It just happened to feel good lyrically.
Quote, and it still does.
Ooh.
So added up the violent femmes.
These guys hate each other, right?
Oh, I don't know. I feel like they'll tour
but under duress.
I don't know.
Great swear jam, though, and that's why we both picked it.
Yeah, that's a good choice.
It's just that the F-bombs
kind of ring out
into the night sky.
You know where I first
heard this song?
Ooh.
In the bathroom.
No, it was on the
the two cassette
concert compilation
from Woodstock 94.
Oh, wow. That's where When I Come Around was on 94. Oh, wow.
When I Come Around was on that. Yes, exactly. But the Violent
Phlems.
Oh, my God.
Sorry, it's been a long week.
Yeah, Violent Phlems played. I can't say
Phlems. Violent Phlems.
They played their huge mosh pit to this song.
Do you think
mosh pits will ever come back after COVID-19?
No.
Do you think they're gone?
I don't think so.
I think they might be gone for good.
I think it would have to be really hardcore.
It's like, we're going to die to go see Lamb of God or whatever.
Who wouldn't, actually?
Sure.
That's a good biblical band.
Very good choice, Stu Storm.
Thank you.
I like that.
I really do like that Storm Stu's bringing it
I'm not going to lie
is there a time when I don't bring it
yeah
sometimes he mails it in
but
okay you guys ready for my
fourth pick
the first song I thought of when I said
we're going to do FFJ
we're cruising
from Smash The first song I thought of when I said we're going to do FF Jam. We're already at the fourth pick? Yeah. We're cruising.
Correct.
Okay.
From Smash.
I thought this was Moist, believe me.
Nope, it's not.
Biff Naked was in the video for Silver by Moist.
That's my go-to fun fact.
David Silver.
Okay, so this album, I admitted, I've told you guys I love this album,
and I used to sing this out loud atop my lungs.
Hey man, you know I'm really okay.
This was another Club 102.
Absolutely.
Late night. I've got it in my hair, and we'll tell you the same.
You could tell my sweet spot.
But I'm in my car Don't give me no crap
Cause the slightest thing
And I just might snap it
Oh!
When I go driving
I stay in my lane
But getting cut off
It makes me insane
Open a glove box
Reach inside
Gonna wreck this fucker's pride
Guess I got a bad habit
I blow it away
Yeah, yeah
Got a bad habit
Yeah, yeah And it ain't going away Yeah, yeah away yeah yeah gotta pay hell yeah yeah
and it ain't
going away
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
I can't figure it out
but I always think of
Weird Al Yankovic
when I hear this guy
singing
it sounds like
Weird Al to me
okay so the swears
are coming
but I'm trying to
think of where I
screwed up
because this is
actually only the
third jam I've kicked out from me.
I think I skipped one of my jams.
How?
I know.
This is only the third jam I've kicked out.
But you guys have each kicked out four jams.
It's a snake draft.
Just throw your next one in.
Okay.
Okay, you ready?
I'll wait for the swears in a moment.
But here, I'll say this about this song
by The Offspring
while I figure out where I fucked up.
This is just called
Bad Habit, right?
Bad Habit, the fourth song
that got radio play. It wasn't released as a single
but it got radio play. It was the fourth single
to get radio play from Smash.
So wait, it was released
or it wasn't? You just said it wasn't released
and then you call it
the fourth single.
I'm not rude
Such attitudes
When I show my piece
Complain, see
Some things I'd
Feel like I'm God
You stupid, dumb shit
Goddamn motherfucker
There's the swears.
Okay, so.
There's a weird Al Yankovic.
It was never officially, never a year.
Pretty fly for a rabbi.
You're shitting on one of my favorite albums, Smash.
Come on, guys.
I didn't shit on it.
I love it.
I saw him at the Varsity.
I took a very big exam at the Varsity, like at U of T.
There you go.
Okay, so.
Not officially released as a single, but received radio play.
So, like, you know, back in the day when radio stations would just pick up a song on an album,
it wasn't an official release.
But it was often their set opener, and it's a favorite amongst fans, including this fan right here.
And it's basically about road rage. It's about road rage that goes to a point where, I guess,
the protagonist shoots at the car in front of him.
So it's a road rage song.
It sounds frustrating.
Yeah.
So maybe, Stu, you were in L.A.
Was it commonplace for people to take out their guns when there was road rage in L.A.?
Thankfully, I don't have a firsthand-hand experience with that, but I think
of Tupac when I think of
that type of incident.
Biggie also was shot in his car.
That's targeted. Both of those guys died in their car.
You know that? Both of those guys died
in a car.
Tupac died in the hospital.
He got shot in his car. Biggie got shot in his car.
I never thought of that until right now,
actually,
that they both died sort of in the same way.
Maybe that's what Bad Habit is secretly about.
So I'm looking over my notes.
I see here I did miss a jam, so I'm going to kick out another jam. Can I just say one more trope of that song?
Anything for Bad Habit?
Yeah, like, back to Club 102.
I remember they used to do this a lot.
They'd bring down the music.
Bring down the music, yeah, and let the crowd read it.
Yeah, there's a lot of songs with those parts.
I feel like for Add It Up, they would do that a bit too.
Because that was often in the mix too, I feel like.
Actually, we should kick out the jams where it was commonplace
for the DJ to bring it down and let the crowd sing it.
Basically, it's going to overlap with swear jams.
15 Bon Jovi songs.
Yeah.
And yeah, there's a whole bunch of jams. 15 Bon Jovi songs. Yeah. And I, yeah, there's a whole bunch of jam.
Before you kick out your facts, do you want me to give you an update
on the... Sure. There's an update?
The chat room, like, seriously is on fire.
Someone, Ian
says, Mike doesn't feel anything.
What does that mean? Because I don't feel cold?
It's kind of an esoteric. LOL, Ian.
It's because I don't feel cold, right?
I don't feel cold. I have, quote, violent phlegm.
Yeah.
I won't get a...
Bad habit by offspring.
It's a nasal swab.
L-E-G-M.
I think Mike skipped his song in round two.
He's right.
I skipped it in round two.
I went from Snoop Dogg straight to Doughboys.
Tupac is still alive.
No.
Not true.
And Tupac was shot beside Bally's in Vegas.
Yeah, after Mike Tyson fight.
So there you go.
Targeted.
Puff Daddy arranged that, I believe.
You forgot to.
I don't think so.
Okay, so here's my second.
This is actually correct.
Whoever said that is correct.
My second round jam is here.
It's a slam jam.
Slam jam.
All right, here's something from a band we played
I think this is the third week in a row we played something
from this band
If you ever see the trip to the front
Guns N' Roses get in the ring
motherfucker guitar solo Why do you look at me when you hate me?
Why should I look at you when you make me
hate you too
I sense a smell
of retribution
in the air
I don't even understand
why the fuck you even
care
and I don't need
your jealousy
so I'll come back for the big, for the plentiful swears.
But basically, this is a diss track Axl Rose wrote.
It's going at Bob Guccione Jr.
Because Bob Guccione Jr., whose dad, Bob Guccione, of course, is the Hustler magazine guy.
Bob Guccione Jr. started Spin, kind of a compete with... Wait, Bob Guccione's not the Hustler guy?ler magazine guy. Bob Guccione Jr. started Spin.
Bob Guccione is not the Hustler guy.
No, who is he again?
Penthouse.
Penthouse, you're right.
Hustler is Larry Flint.
Right, the People vs. Larry Flint.
Thank you for...
I was doing this off the top of my head.
Close enough.
I fucked up there.
You see, Kareem, I don't have...
I knew that.
This is what I'm looking at on my computer.
That's a gross error on my part.
Bob Guccione Jr., though, is the Spin guy.
So he started up spin.
And they basically, I think he had reporters go to like Axl Rose's, you know, his hometown
and kind of talk to people who knew him before he was famous.
Gary Indiana or something?
That's how Vanilla Ice got burned, if you recall.
People went back to his hometown and found out.
And remind me of Axl Rose's real name again.
It's also kind of dorky, right?
What's Axl Rose's real name?
Is it like William or something?
Yeah, it's like Willie,
it is something like that.
Yeah, Google that real quick there.
It's kind of nerdy like that.
But anyway.
His real name, William Bailey. William Billy Bailey. Actually, that's not a nerdy like that. But anyway. His real name, William Bailey.
William Billy Bailey.
Actually, that's not a terrible name at all.
I don't know.
William Bailey.
Bill Bailey.
Bill Bailey.
Bill Bailey is a pretty nerdy name, I think.
But won't you come home, Bill Bailey?
William Bruce Rose Jr.
Okay, here we go.
He says, William Bruce Bailey. of the things we said. That means you, Andy, said you're a hit parader. Circus Magazine,
Nick Wall at Crank,
Bob Guglione Jr. at Spin.
What, you pissed off
because your dad gets more pussy than you?
Fuck you.
Suck my fucking dick.
You'd be ripping off the fucking kids
while they'd be paying their hard-earned money
to read about the bands
they want to know about.
Printing lies,
starting controversy.
You want to antagonize me?
Antagonize me, motherfucker. Get in the ring, motherfucker. And I'll kick your bitchy little ass. Okay, to review.
So Bob Guccione Jr. at Spin.
What, you pissed off because your dad gets more pussy than you do?
Fuck you.
Suck my fucking dick.
Wow, I've never heard you talk like this on the show.
There's a few people I want to say that to.
Can you imagine the Canadian equivalent?
It's like Ian Blurden, like Ben Rayner and Aaron Brophy and Lisa Lattiser.
Oh, I had an interesting exchange with Lisa Lattiser this week.
Like an interesting exchange.
Oh, she's doing the new thing with Rayner.
I don't think she is.
I think someone else is with a name that I have trouble pronouncing.
I think she tweeted about
it so anyway I reached out to her to have her on
because Ben I got her address
from Cam Carpenter actually
FOTM Cam Carpenter
and I just mentioned hey Ben's been on
Cam's been on and she referenced
an article I wrote an entry
remember how last week you referenced an entry I wrote
about I Mother Earth
Edwin right so this was referenced an entry I wrote about I Mother Earth's Edwin? Sure, yeah.
Right.
So this was an old entry I wrote about Lisa Lattesur.
Apparently, she had said some things about the tragically hip that I wrote about, like
I thought was ridiculous.
You took a shoe in?
Yeah.
Because that's what I did back then before I, you know.
And she referenced it.
And then it was like a weird moment of like, oh, like that came, like she remembers that thing I wrote 12 years ago.
So basically she's like, get in the ring, motherfucker.
Right.
She'll kick my bitchy little ass.
Wow.
So yeah, but you know, Lisa Lattisour.
Huh.
When was that?
Sorry, when was this?
I wrote this.
Like 12 years ago?
Maybe over 12 years ago.
Wow.
I've been writing that blog since 2002.
Okay.
And she said something about Pearl Jam in a review about Pearl Jam.
But then she said something about Tragically Hip and the mediocrity of the hip.
And I wrote an entry.
It wasn't that low.
It was more like, check your sources.
She also said this about Pearl Jam.
So don't sweat it that she's saying this about the Tragically Hip.
I'm syndicated.
All the Guns N' F**kin' Roses fans are stuck with is dedicated to all the guns and fucking roses fans
that stuck with it
through all the fucking shit
and to all those opposed.
Well,
that's Steven Adler.
I don't know,
but I do know
I'm now caught up.
I'm a good friend of Steven Adler,
by the way.
I want a list
of the Stu's Don't friends
because you've got
some famous friends there
his nephew and his brother
so the New Year's Eve spectacular
that you may have seen the clips
the Jamie Kennedy Stu's Stone New Year's spectacular
I think you've covered it on your show before
I've never said the one thing I've always thought
I'm not sure I should say it though
but I feel like Jamie Kennedy's sleep with your girlfriend
huh
no
there's an article out there that I stumbled upon I'm just asking Jamie Kennedy's Sleep With Your Girlfriend? Huh? Ooh. No. All right. What made you think that?
There's an article out there that I stumbled upon.
That's weird.
I'm just asking.
No.
Okay.
But anyway, we booked Bone Thugs in Harmony to play at midnight on this New Year's special
to do first of the month at 12 o'clock on New Year's.
You know, it was a...
If you look this up on YouTube, it's the most famous terrible broadcast of all time.
I'm glad to hear that about you.
But Bone Thugs-N-Harmony's manager at the time was Jamie Adler,
who is Steven Adler's brother.
So there you go.
There's a fun fact.
It all comes around.
I love fun facts.
And he was touring with a band called Adler's Appetite,
where he would play the full Appetite for Destruction album,
but with Steven Adler on the
drums and like a different supporting band
behind him. It was actually pretty good.
Yeah? Yeah. I mean it's not as
good as Guns N' Roses but... Yeah I guess
at the time I mean take what you can get.
For something fun to do on a Friday night.
He's no Buckethead. He's alright.
I'll just say this about that track like the idea
of like someone getting angry again at magazine
publishers it just seems like it could have been a million years ago to give it it's an entire song on your big
release that was use your illusion right like it got a whole song it would have been matt sorum who
was drumming at that point right yeah that's matt sorum that's matt sorum okay this is interesting
because i think all three of us well at least for sure stew stone wanted to uh kick out this jam for
sure yeah so uh i said Cam had dibs.
I got next to nothing about the original.
First come, first serve.
So let's play the original.
Let me make sure I got it in the right order.
Let's play the original.
Any moment now.
I feel like we've mentioned this song so many times.
Yeah.
This is my album.
Well, not this, but the cover.
Sure.
Let's find out what we can say about this song.
Let's hear a bit of it.
I used to worry about what people thought about me.
Now I couldn't care less, as you can plainly see.
They said I was stupid.
They said I was strange.
Well, maybe I am
But I'll never change
The world may not like me
But that's okay
There's only one thing
I've got to say
Fuck everybody
It's interesting
because the other version
that you're going to go to
the song is like so much more there's so much more trouble in production. It's interesting because the other version that you're going to go to,
the song is like so much more produced.
There's so much more to the production.
No, this sounds like a demo.
Okay, who is this?
So this is Mike Angelo and the Idols from 1980. The song, technically the song is The World May Not Like Me in brackets.
Fuck everybody.
Oh, there he is swearing.
There you go.
Like me in brackets.
Fuck everybody.
Oh, there he is swearing.
There you go.
You know, my plan when I chose this,
I wanted to do like a really deep dive on this band.
Who is this guy?
Why did he write this song?
What is their... There's basically nothing about Mike Angelo and Naito's.
I have no idea where they're from.
He's got to be New York or New Jersey or something.
I guess so.
So the only like fun fact
and this is not fun at all this this song was a b-side to something called can't stop me
um and and obviously famously covered by someone that we're gonna get to in a second well another
fun fact is it's not called fuck everybody like this song's not called fuck everybody no it's not
but it's called uh the world the world the world not. It's called... I looked it up. I looked up Fuck Everybody. The world don't...
The world may not like me.
The world may not like me, yes.
In parentheses, Fuck Everybody.
Which is also in the famous...
Yeah.
Right.
The 1980 is the year this came out, for what it's worth.
1980.
Yeah, what did you do?
Like, did you find anything on this guy or this band or how this came together?
No, because every time you kind of Google it, it just talks about...
Fuck everybody.
The cover.
Like, the cover covers far more widely
known sure it's original here but it is
a 1980 jam well I also wanted to dig up
how the hell was this even discovered to
be on the more popularized cover because
this is a very I'm imagining like Dave
Wolf maybe is involved in the production
here or some kind of like you're
Derringer yeah I was gonna say Rick
Derringer is a friend of Mike Angelo.
Robbie Dupree maybe.
Yeah, great question.
I don't have the answers.
I don't know.
It must be some personal connection because I do feel like the world was a lot smaller.
Oh, instead of ring my bell, he's saying kiss my ass.
Yeah.
Kiss my ass.
That's funny.
I don't even know, like, how would you classify, like, this is sort of a bar band almost.
I don't know.
Yeah, he's no, like, I don't know where that falls.
Like, it's not, is it like.
I was thinking, is this a punk rock song?
It's not Lou Reed.
It's kind of a Lou Reed jam.
Well, you know what it reminds, this will mean nothing, I don't think.
But the Art Bergman?
A song called Emotion?
You ever hear of that?
It just sounds a lot like...
That old emotion.
No, no, no.
If you feel like loving me.
Anyway, play the more famous
and totally clean cover
by one of the most dastardly fellas.
Produced by Rick Derringer
Okay
Oh, sorry, Mike Angelo?
No, this song
No, this song
Okay
Makes sense
Yeah, bury me in fun facts about this song
Because as you know, I love this album
Yeah, like
To this point, I feel like we talk about this album
Incessantly
And I believe 1236 has noted this too
I think you guys talk more about Piledriver because I hear a lot
of stuff about the duet.
What's the duet of the guys and dolls?
Take You Up Alone or Waking Up Alone.
Right, yeah.
He'll be Jim and Gertrude.
This is a rowdy, roddy pipe art.
What was the original song called?
This song is actually called For Everybody.
That's interesting that it's a cover but it's got a different
name than the original.
The world may not like me, I believe. I like to assume michael angelo's song would have been called fuck everybody except maybe
it was too explicit maybe in the title but it was sort of like you know the the pina colada song
like i feel like that's not actually called pina colada like as a different name uh escape escape
yes rupert holmes yeah is that y'all rock uh stew what rupert holmes i think so
so it's pina colada song is that y'all rock i feel like that's more like jimmy buffett fans
need like something else to listen to so rowdy roddy piper from i mean i don't know this is the
wrestling album so with 86 with my off basebass? I think it's 85.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Can I make a confession?
I was never a fan.
You don't like this one.
No, I kind of like this song.
I was never a fan of Roddy Roddy Piper, the character.
Whoa.
I loved him.
He was my favorite.
That's wild.
I don't know.
Actually, let me rephrase.
I wouldn't say I disliked him.
I never really understood him.
Beyond just like giving
sort of like snarky interviews and being
sort of unhinged.
I don't know.
Something never clicked with me about him.
Confession is good for the soul.
This is good for you. Although I did like when he had
Cowboy Bob Orton just as the muscle with
the broken arm.
He is from my first wife's hometown of Saskatoon, Saskatchewan.
Roddy Piper's, yeah.
Is this thing Kiss My Ass in the Roddy Piper version?
Are they saying ass?
I think they are.
I hope Anita Bell or whoever sang Ring My Bell.
Who sang Ring My Bell? Anita Bell. Her name was Anita Bell? Anita Bell did whoever sang Ring My Bell. Who sang Ring My Bell?
Anita Bell.
Her name was Anita Bell?
Anita Bell did not sing Ring My Bell.
Anita Ward.
Anita Ward.
It's Anita Ward.
I'm sorry.
Close enough.
George Bell.
George Bell.
Oh, I have a clip somewhere of George Bell.
Wad Bell.
Listen to Toronto Mike.
Yeah.
George Bell of the J, I think it is.
Okay.
So who brought up Dennis Lamp?
That was you brought up Dennis Lamp.
Well,
you said you had a heat lamp.
11 and 0 in 1985.
11 and 0.
What?
I love that team so much.
I know.
99 wins in the regular season.
I've got one more jam to go.
Stu's starting the car right now.
Try not to screw up.
Kim,
what were the bands that you played?
Do you remember?
So we had Eminem featuring Nate Dogg.
We had Beck.
We had the Doughboys.
Let me stop you there.
The Doughboys.
So I played another Nate Dogg jam,
and now I'm going to play a song that has Doughboy on it.
Oh, I see what he's doing there.
Wow.
Now, I did mention
that Ain't Nothing But a G Thing is
one of the most influential, greatest
rap songs ever, but that
song wouldn't have come out if it wasn't for
this.
I purposely didn't mention this in the conversation,
but
let's let it spin.
You are now about to witness
the strength of street knowledge. When I'm called off, I got a sawed off Squeeze a trigger and bodies are hauled off You too, boy, if you fuck with me
The police are gonna have to come and get me
Off your ass, that's how I'm going out
For the punk motherfuckers that's showing out
Niggas start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix them and cook them in a pot like gumbo
Going off on the motherfucker like that
With a jack that's pointed at your ass
So give it up smooth
Ain't no telling when I'm down for a jack move. Here's a murder rap to keep ya dancin'
With a crime record like Charles Manson. AK-47 is the tool. Don't make me act a motherfuckin' fool
Me? You can go toe to toe, no make. I'm knockin' niggas out the box daily
Yo, weekly, monthly, and yearly. Until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly
that I'm down with the capital
CPT. Boy, you can't
fuck with me. So when I'm in your neighborhood,
you better duck. Cause Ice Cube
is crazy as fuck.
As I leave, believe I'm stomping.
But when I come back, boy, I'm coming
straight out of Compton.
Compton.
Straight out of Compton. Straight out of Compton.
So you've got Straight Outta Compton, N.W.A., DJ Yella, Dr. Dre, Eazy-E, Ice Cube, MC Ren.
Wow.
N.W.A.
While 2 Live Crew was going through their problems in Miami. N.W. was going through similar problems for different reasons
in California and on the West Coast
with the parental advisory, with the lyrics.
Obviously, sexual in nature was 2 Live Crew's problem.
Violent in nature was...
I guess both bands were sort of naughty by nature in a way, but...
You know, not because I hate you. Yeah, but straight out of Compton, listen. I guess both bands were sort of naughty by nature in a way.
Not because I hate you.
Yeah, but Straight Outta Compton, listen.
It's just a wild album.
And I remember seeing it at HMV for the first time at Promenade Mall or wherever we were.
And I'm like, they're called what?
The album is what? It was just so shocking to listen to this music at the time. know promenade mall or wherever we were sure and i'm like that they're called what like the album
is what like it was just so shocking to listen to this music at the time and now it just seems so
regular like we just put on kareem knows all the words and we're all it was shocking it was
shocking then it was like like parents were like you're not allowed to listen to this like it was
like too crazy but obviously it's not i mean but also sue you must have been like me where it's also really
confusing because of the national wrestling alliance yes where rick flair was the champion
which because did they change their name because of nwa
of course the leader of nwa didn't write his rhymes. Ice Cube famously in the DOC famously wrote his rhymes.
Ice Cube, that's why he left the group,
because he felt he wasn't getting paid the royalties properly
because he was writing the songs.
And then they wrote that diss track, Benedict Arnold.
Yes.
Of course, the title I can't say.
The song was parodied in the 1994 film CB4, if you remember, straight out of Low Cash,
which was with Chris Rock.
A very funny parody movie.
Who's the white band that covered...
Gusto, MC Gusto.
Straight out of Low Cash.
I went to see Weezer at the Phoenix, and the opening band's big hit at the time was a cover
of this song.
Boys in the Hood.
Yeah, what was that band called?
Yeah, that's Boys in the Hood, you're right.
Killian and Farm or something. No, I'll go Google it.
It's like one of those type of things.
Boys in the hood, we're rockin'
ass on the way.
That's it. Anyway,
the song has been covered several times. Compton rapper
The Game released his own version of the song
in 2003. In 2004,
Young Buck called
his album Straight Out of Cashville.
Here's one for Cam
and his cousin Nina Gordon.
Your cousin Nina.
Oh, Veruca Salt, right?
Veruca Salt.
Wait, Nina Gordon.
Who's the vocalist of Veruca Salt.
Do you think of Kim Gordon?
I'm thinking of Kim Gordon.
Nina Gordon of Veruca Salt
recorded an acoustic coffeehouse version
of this song.
Good God.
And Weird Al Yankovic, of course,
parodied
the name of the song in his album
Straight Outta Linwood.
Of course, the opening
of that song, we've covered this before in the
past, but we may as well just cover it one more time.
I love this song so much I can't play it.
I'm kind of actually shocked that we didn't hear, I figured you would put
on like Circle Circle Dot Dot I Got My
Cootie Shot or one of my other filthy rap songs from back in the day.
It has been requested.
But I will say that if you just play the beginning of the NWA song just one more time, just so
Kareem can understand.
You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge.
Okay, stop it right there.
So this might blow your mind, but another song sampled that intro.
Okay, you ready?
It's not KLF, is it?
But let's play it and find out.
Here it is.
I think I know what it is.
You are now about to witness the strength of Bob Saget.
Bob Saget.
Of course, we got to play.
Yeah.
Rolling with Bob Saget.
This is the song.
This is probably the best rap song.
Lots of swear words in here.
Have you ever had one of those nights that started off so damn good?
No fights, no fuss.
It's understood that when you go to the bar, man, we ain't leaving till there's girls in the car.
Well, this night started off just like that, except Jamie's in the driver's seat, Saget's in the back.
We rolling on 20s to the club, roll up front, Saget's in the backseat, rolling up front.
Cali opens up the door to park the car.
The bouncer at the front don't want to let us in the bar.
Bob says, here, let me show him some affection. Then he walked up, wound up, cold clock, decked him. This is very good, Stu.
Very good.
So this is Rolling with Saget from the album Blowing Up by Jamie Kennedy and Stu Stone.
Amazing.
A comedic rap album which featured this song.
He's right there.
I know.
Rolling with Bob Saget.
Do you know who Bob Saget is?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
Danny Tanner from Full House.
This is Bob Saget's rap debut.
Great video, too. So it's a funny song about Rolling with Bob Saget's rap debut. Great video too. So it's like a funny
song about rolling with Bob Saget.
And it's Bob rapping. That's actually
Bob rapping. Kareem, yeah
actually the production values are very high.
Shout out to Decisive.
Canadian
future FOTM, Decisive.
This is a great, great song.
Forget the fact he's sitting right there.
This is awesome. Am I crazy, right? Like, forget the fact he's sitting right there. This is awesome.
Am I crazy?
No, it's fantastic.
This is Stu Stone, this guy right here.
I know.
Oh, here's a fun fact about this song.
I've already told you, like, the music video,
like, George Lucas is in the music video,
and Terry Crews, and John Stamos, and Bob Saget, and Tara Reid.
All the greats.
But the fun fact about this...
Say what?
They're all in the music video.
They're all F-O-S-S.
Yes, but...
At the end of the song, you're going to listen to the record
scratching and it's DJ Lethal
doing the cuts on this record.
I'm always blown away you work with DJ Lethal.
He does the cuts on here, so let's check it out.
My best friend.
So here's the scratches coming from Lethal,
which was such an honor at the time.
It still is. I'm gonna cut his sweater.
You were gonna be the next Beastie Boys.
I'm gonna cut his sweater. You were going to be the next Beastie Boys.
Night, Michelle.
There you go.
Fun fact.
Fun fact.
The song was recorded in a recording studio in a porn warehouse deep in the valley of California.
Just me, Bob, and an engineer who was Israeli and barely spoke English.
And Bob had no idea Jamie was supposed to be there.
He didn't show up.
Bob had never met me until then. The first time I met Bob, within five minutes, I had him rapping that song in the studio so there you go he's a good guy right wait a minute dude what year is
that uh we recorded that song in 2004 okay and it came out officially in 2006 i was gonna say that
i i remember that like sort of early internet viral hit yeah like you sort of like it was
really in that sweet spot where like youtube like this. YouTube had just happened.
Yes,
exactly.
Yeah.
So good stuff.
And another time,
if we had waited five more years,
maybe we would have made a lot more of an impact.
Yeah.
Uh,
you know,
the people who are first usually don't benefit.
Yeah.
The bleeding edge.
Yeah.
It's like,
you got to pay the dues so that someone else can run over your roadmap and
make all the money.
But no,
I mean,
I love that song and,
uh, I can't believe I now know you personally.
That's a big deal to me.
Again, you got to get Stu to perform that.
Micah Palooza.
I think that's...
Dead serious.
The Stone Movement makes a comeback at some point.
It could.
Featuring Kareem.
Okay, well, he used to rap in the 90s.
Yeah, we both used to rap in the 90s.
He has to wear those sweatpants.
I was trying to
like nudge Kareem
during that song.
Like, do I get
thumbs up for it or
not?
I don't think, to
me, it's like not my
best song, but it's
my best song.
Does that make sense?
It's your most like
accessible song.
Like, I feel like
Circle Circle Dot Dot
is up there because
it has 11 million
more views than
Roland Wasaget.
So it's definitely
more popular than Roland Wasaget so it's definitely more popular than
Roland Wasaget
but
don't sleep on Superbird
I like Superbird
to me Superbird
is more of a
traditional rap song
where I wasn't
like you know
I was being funny
but it wasn't
a comedy song
Roland Wasaget
was meant just as
a comedy song
that was an independent
release right
Superbird
yes
because that makes it
all like more,
more like,
like just more pride,
I think when you self produce.
Okay.
So let me kick out my final jam and then there's a little bonus at the end here.
Oh,
you better be ready.
That is the song,
but not the title.
I love these guys.
I would say that when Insane in the Membrane came out,
that was a big...
That was different than everything else I've heard.
This Black Sunday is so good.
This holds up.
This doesn't age.
Now you need to light that blunt right there.
Now you spark it.
Come on, buddy.
Timing's everything.
Cypress Hill, you got to light that blunt.
Oh, shit.
You'll be happy to know B-Real and Sendog Foss,
friends of Stu Stone, both sweethearts.
Sendog is a real nice guy, actually.
And B-Real is as cool as it gets. When the shit goes down. Both sweethearts Sendog is a real nice guy Actually And Be Real
Is cool as it gets
DJ Mugs
Yep
From House of Pain
No
Cypress Hill
Cypress Hill
Didn't he also
Didn't he also do stuff
He did jump around
Didn't DJ Mugs Did jump around That did jump around. Didn't DJ Monks
did jump around?
That's what he did.
Right, right, right, right, right, right, right.
There was some...
But he also did
So I Just Killed a Man.
Of course.
Which, yeah,
and I think we mentioned Tupac,
but Juice,
which was a great fucking movie.
How I Could Just Kill a Man
is a big song in this.
I don't know why
it was a Pepsi.
That's suicidal.
Suicidal tendencies.
Institutionalized.
Okay, so when the shit goes down
again you mentioned
Black Sundays
so this is
I think this is like
the follow up
after Insane
and Brain
yeah
Hicks from the Bung
yeah what a great album
like we all had this album
I want to get high
so high
yeah
all the songs
were like just about weed
and in the 90s
weed was everything
in our high school
this is doggy style
was the same year
was it not
Thornton Lee
the staff was smoking
more weed than the students
it was like a very
weed friendly school
Mr. Dunham
but the previous album
had the funky
the real one
it's the funky feel one
that was the big video
that was like a self title
like it was just
called Cypress Hill.
And I think How I Could Just Kill a Man was on that album.
And Hand on the Pump.
Yep.
Which Redman and Methodman sampled.
That's right.
Good times.
You know what? We live in the 90s on this show, but it's all good.
I gotta say,
that first Cypress Hill album
was like really bad album art.
Like it just looks cheap.
I don't know.
Black Sunday is a good cover.
Black Sunday's got a great cover.
They have a lot of
scary album covers.
Okay, so I can never do the
I can never do the... Hello, my name is Dr. Green Thumb.
I can never do the mind blows like Stu Stone.
He's the king of the mind blows.
Although Cam stepped it up this week.
Do you have a mind blow or that's it?
I have a bit of a mind blow.
Just a bit.
So this is a very unknown song,
but I just want to play a little of it.
You see, Mugs didn't do much.
You see, Mugs didn't do much.
I mean, I'd love to have an episode where we'd play hip-hop songs and then play, or first you play the sample,
and then you say, guess what song this is,
and then you play the, that'd be a great episode.
It's really hard to listen to the song without trying to rap over it,
but this is a very, like, I was surprised at how little known this song is.
So this band is called Outlaw Blues Band.
Of course, yeah.
So, you know, you had trouble finding stuff on Mike Angelo.
Well, go try to find stuff on Outlaw Blues Band.
I found some stuff.
But this song is called Deep Gully.
And, of course, sampled in this jam.
And I got a few notes I took that were kind of interesting about this.
So they're an L.A. band from the 60s.
And...
Do it.
Be real, man.
I'll come back to Chuck D too, right?
I do a pretty good be real.
Be real and Chuck D
have that...
My be real is as good
as Cam's Andre.
Can you do some Andre?
I will be the one
wrestling for wrestling sometimes. Can you do some Andre? I will be the one wrestling,
federation,
something.
Anyways,
it's a 60s band
from LA
and they did this stuff,
this bluesy
R&B stuff.
Look at me.
Papa Hearn
is my man right now.
Again, if you
want to check it
out, it's a
cool jam here.
Outlaw Blues
Band, Deep
Gully.
All right,
guys, that's
fucking it.
I'll just
break that
band and
break you
up something
soon.
Come and
try to
snatch my
cropsies
pigs when
I blow my
house down.
Great song.
Great episode,
guys.
It went by
really fast.
Yeah.
Did we even hit two hours? I tried to. I know you guys were uncomfortable. Just episode, guys. It went by really fast. Yeah. Did we even hit two hours?
I tried to.
I know you guys were uncomfortable.
I feel like it's a bit snug.
Just about two hours.
Yeah, 210 actually.
It's pretty much normal.
We always end up at the same time.
Lean in me.
So I really do think we should come up with a theme that helps sell making, sorry.
Faking a murderer.
I'm sorry.
Faking a murderer.
You're creative.
Killer jams. Killer jams would be a great fucking I'm sorry. Faking a murderer. You're a creative. Killer jams.
Killer jams would be a great fucking period.
Just songs about killers or kills.
Yeah, just killing or stabbing.
You can spin it.
Stabbing which words could get played.
Oh, yeah, no.
Say no more.
Don't stop it.
There's a lot of good ones.
What do I have to do?
Save yourself.
Wow.
Okay, so come up with some
Killer jams
And we'll talk about
I just don't
Faking a murder
Okay
Done
Faking a murder
October 14th
You can listen to it
Next week
Killer jams
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Is there any way
Like let's say you don't
Get that station
What's it called again
Hollywood Suites
Hollywood Suites
Amazon Prime
Is there a way to get
Like a 14 day free trial
Yes Just to watch your...
Okay, so next week we'll put the call
to action. If you're a cheapskate, if you have the
money, go buy the fucking station. Sign up for the channel
and see if you like it. I think you will.
If you're a fan of this show, then you're
going to love that service because it's all 80s,
90s, and 70s movies. Perfect.
All at your fingertips.
For the cheapskate out there who's squeaking,
the fact that there's
an opportunity to get
a 14-day free trial
to watch the Stoose
Don't Doubleheader.
Might be a 30-day free trial.
I don't know.
You only need a day
to watch this fucking thing.
Listen, you could just
watch it that day
and then say,
my son accidentally
ordered the channel
or something.
Oh my God,
that's a pro tip
right there here.
I didn't say that.
Listen, if it wasn't
for Hollywood Suite,
I wouldn't have made the movie.
They are the ones
that made the movie.
So support Hollywood Suite. Yeah, I love these guys. They're a channel wasn't for Hollywood Speed, I wouldn't have made the movie. They are the ones that made the movie. So support Hollywood Sweet.
Yeah, I love these guys.
They're a channel
that's like trying to,
you know,
make a dent in Canada
and hopefully they do.
I love these guys.
I love these guys.
Okay, I can't wait
to see the movie.
Austin Keitner.
Austin, call me up
if you want me
to introduce you to Austin.
And that girl Barb.
You never gave her
number out this week.
No, I did Barb
at cdntechnologies.com
this week.
Fuck that.
Thanks for fucking listening. 905ologies.com this week. Fuck that. You can always go to cdntechnologies.com. Thanks for fucking listening.
905.
Fucking right.
Okay.
And that brings us to the end of our 729th show.
Fuck!
Shout out to Marty Streak.
And you can follow me on Twitter.
I'm at Toronto Mike.
Mark is at...
Not Mark.
Fucking...
I'm reading the script.
Mark.
Jeez.
Because Wise Blot was supposed to be over this weekend.
He said there was rain in the forecast and he delayed it.
Okay, it's your favorite.
I'm going to look at you guys.
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At S-T-U-S-T-O-N-E, at Stu Stone.
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Our friends at Great Lakes Brewery are at Great Lakes Beer.
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What is your handle?
Come on.
What is it?
Yeah,
well,
you come up with it
at the end of the show.
Let's go next week.
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See you all
next week.
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