Toronto Mike'd: The Official Toronto Mike Podcast - FOTM Christmas Songs: Toronto Mike'd #1398
Episode Date: December 23, 2023In this 1398th episode of Toronto Mike'd, Mike plays Christmas songs by FOTMs. Toronto Mike'd is proudly brought to you by Great Lakes Brewery, Palma Pasta, Ridley Funeral Home, Electronic Products ...Recycling Association, Raymond James Canada and Moneris. If you would like to support the show, we do have partner opportunities available. Please email Toronto Mike at mike@torontomike.com
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Merry Christmas to everyone who celebrates.
Happy New Year to everyone.
Period.
Regardless of your faith, or if you have no faith,
hopefully you get some time off work over the next few days.
We're going to do something different, something special here on Toronto Mic'd, I'm simply going to kick out
some great Christmas songs by FOTMs. So you're going to hear some wonderful music
and everything you hear will be courtesy of an FOTM. When Sislas looked out On the feast of Stephen
When the snow lay round about
Deep and crisp and even
Brightly shone the moon that night
Though the frost was cruel
When a poor man came in sight
Gathering winter fuel
Hither page and stand by me
If thou know'st it Dilly
Yonder peasant
Who is he
Where and what
Is dwelling
Sire he lives
A goodly
Kins
Underneath the
Mountain
Right against the forest fence
By St. Agnes' fountain
Bring me flesh and bring me wine
Bring me wine, I'll sither thou
and I will see
him dying
when we bear them
sither
each and one of
forth they went
forth they went
together
through the rude
winds wild the man winds while the men
end the bitter
weather guitar solo
Sire, the night is darker now
And the wind blows stronger
Fills my heart, I know not how
I can go no longer
Mark my footsteps, my good page
Tread thou in them boldly
Thou shalt find the winter's rage
Breeze thy bloodless cold name
In his master's steps he trod
Where the snow lay tinted
He was in the very side which the saint had printed.
Therefore women and men be sure, before rain possessing,
you now will bless the poor. Shout yourself unblessed.
That is the very beautiful Good King Wenceslas.
And it is from the Sky Diggers album, Angel, released in 2014.
That album also has a pretty damn good version of 2,000 Miles.
And if you've ever seen a Sky Diggers Christmas show, you've heard both.
Andy Mays is an FOTM, as is Mimico's own Biff Naked.
My neighbor hears her rendition of I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus. Missed a song last night
Well, she didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a heartbeat
She thought that I was
Tucked up in my bedroom
Half asleep Tucked up in my bedroom, half asleep
Then I saw a man in tickles and a flush
Underneath his beard, so snow white
What a manly would I be
If daddy had all I've seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
Well, she didn't see me creep, never stand to help me
She thought that I was stuck up in my bedroom fast asleep
Then I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his spirit sauce and on your wife
I wouldn't know it would have been
If daddy had a lesson
Mommy kissin' Santa Claus last night I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
Yeah, she didn't see me
We danced as the hell of me
She thought that I was sucked up
In my bed too fast
There's a man
And I saw mommy
Tickle
Except the grass
Underneath
Was pinned so slow
Why?
What a man they would have been If daddy had a See Mommy Sorry Vancouver, but Biff Naked belongs to us now.
Precisely 50% of Sloan is made up of FOTMs.
You got Jay Ferguson and you got Chris Murphy, two valued FOTMs.
Back in 2016, Sloan released a Christmas-themed 7-inch that included some great holiday songs,
including this one, December 25. It's the top of the hour, snow-covered tower.
I'm counting the bells in the dark.
There's a light on your porch.
Should I carry this torch?
Could brighten up Point Pleasant Park. Park
But maybe change your mind
Are you spending the winter abroad?
On a last minute jet
Compare that etiquette
To a snowball that's thrown by the gods
Could've swore I saw your mother
I should've asked her if you were still alive
Could've swore I saw your sweater
Would you have wanted it?
December 25
But lately, tis the season
I feel like my heart lost its mind
Well, we shivered in the sleigh
Overcast Christmas day
Do you still have the card that I signed?
See you, see you, see you the next year
Could've swore I saw your mother
I should've asked her
If you were still alive
Could have swore I saw you sweater
Would you have wanted December 25? On top of the tower, snow-covered tower
Still counting the bells in the dark
Until you arrived
Could've swore I saw your mother
I should've asked her if you were still alive
And even if the snow's beginning to go
Would you make the drive?
Could've swore my son, your mother
Should've asked her if you were still alive
If you still have your sweater
Remember to wear weather December 25
December 25
December 25
December 25
December 25
I don't know about you, but nothing says holiday cheer to me like a new Molly Johnson Christmas song.
Don't You Know It's Christmas was on her holiday album It's a Snow Globe World, which came out in 2021.
Get jolly with Molly.
Hey baby, don't you know what time of year it is?
Open up your eyes, come on we could take a ride
Just the season of light
Imagine what could be all for us, can't you see?
The stars shine so bright You know it's just you and me. And we just gotta believe. Take a chance on sweet romance and be tempted.
Don't you know it's Christmas?
Love is all around There's a snow globe world that's spinning round
And so I'm asking you
Don't you know it's Christmas?
Just a state of mind
Make a wish, we'll leave it all behind
Snow lies all around and there's more coming down
But we're warm inside
On this winter night
It's so cold but it's alright
By the fireside
The lights are all on the tree
And it's as quiet as can be
Come on baby, let's make this a
holiday
don't you know it's Christmas
love
is all around
there's a
snow globe world that's
spinning round
there's a world that's spinning round
and so I'm asking you
don't you know it's Christmas?
It's just a state of mind
Make a wish, we'll leave it all behind
We can leave it all behind
Can't you see?
It's all for you and me Love is all around us Can't you see?
It's all for you and me Love is all around us
Can't you see?
The winter is all over
It's all for you and me
Love is all around us
Can't you see?
The winter is all over
It's all for you and me
Love is all around us
Can't you see? Just open up your heart and feel
Don't you know it's Christmas
Love is all around
There's a snow globe world that's spinning
A world that's spinning, spinning round
Don't you know it's Christmas Back in 2014, Blue Rodeo released A Merry Christmas to You,
and that included a cover of Gordon Lightfoot's beautiful song for a winter's night.
In the current incarnation of Blue Rodeo,
Michael Bogusky, the keyboardist, and Jim Cuddy are both FOTMs.
More to come in 2024, but we'll worry about that next week.
The lamp is burning low upon my table top
The snow's softly falling
The air is still
in the silence of my room
I hear your voice
softly calling
If I could only
have you near
To breathe a sigh or two
I would be happy just to hold the hands To breathe a sigh or two
I would be happy just to hold the hands I love
On this winter night with you
The smoke is rising with the shadows overhead
My glass is half empty
Read again between the lines upon the page
The words of love you sent me
If I could know within my heart The words of love you sent me
If I could know within my heart
That you were lonely too
I would be happy just to hold the hands I love
Unless when I'm not with you On this winter night The fire is dying
Now my lamp is growing dim
Shades of night are lifting
Morning light
steals across the window
pane
Webs of snow
are drifting
If I could
only have
you near
to breathe a sigh
or two
I would be happy just to hold the hands I love To breathe a sigh or two
I would be happy just to hold the hands I love
On this winter night with you
On this winter night with you A Lump of Coal is an Australian compilation album
of Christmas music produced in 1991.
On this album is The First Noel by Crash Test Dummies.
Brad Roberts and Ellen Reed are both FOTMs,
and this is a heck of a Christmas song.
Sip that cocoa and enjoy. The angels did say unto certain poor shepherds in fields where they lay, their sheep on a cold winter's night
that was
so deep
Noel
Noel
Noel
Noel
Born is
the King of Israel
They looked up and saw a star shining in the east beyond them far.
And to the earth it gave great light.
And so it continued both day and night. Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel. God is the King of Israel guitar solo And by the light of that same star
Three wise men came from country far
To seek for a king was their intent
And to follow the star wherever it went Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel
God is the King of Israel In 2001, FOTM Hawksley Workman put out an album entitled Almost a Full Moon.
And on this album is a modern holiday classic.
This song is called Three Generations. Wash the dishes, wash the dishes.
The Christmas dinner dishes.
The Christmas dinner dishes Three generations in the kitchen
All at once
And go and get a camera
And go and wake up Grandpa
Three generations in the kitchen
All at once
Play a Christmas album
The Elvis Christmas album
Three generations
Sing blue Christmas
All at once
And light another candle
Come sit near the piano
Three generations
Sing together Three generations sing together all at once
Put away the turkey to make sandwiches tomorrow
And put away the bones to make the soup for the winter
But not the wishbone, well just to put it on the counter
To let it dry out this week
In time to make a wish for New Year's Eve
Take turns with the washing
And take turns with the drying
Three generations in the kitchen
All at once
Soak the tough ones till tomorrow
And save the suet for the winter sparrow
The three generations
Merry Christmas all at once
And put away the turkey
To make sandwiches tomorrow
And put away the bones to make the soup for the winter
But not the wishbone, we'll just leave it on the counter
Let it dry out this week
In time to make a wish for
New Year's
Eve.
And put away the fancy
dishes
just to take them
out next Christmas.
Three
generations
are only together for so long
Telling stories of the good times
The bad times and the war times
Three generations are only together for so long The only FOTM who's punnier than Huxley Workman is Ron Sexsmith.
In 2002, Maybe This Christmas was released.
It's a holiday compilation album, and it includes this short but sweet
Christmas ditty by Ron Sexsmith. This is Maybe This Christmas. Love will appear deeper than ever before
And maybe forgiveness will ask us to call
Someone we love, someone we've lost
For reasons we can't quite recall
Maybe this Christmas
Maybe there'll be an open door
Maybe the star that shone before
will shine once more And maybe this Christmas
Will find us at last
In heavenly peace, grateful at least
For the love we've been shown in the past
Maybe this Christmas
Maybe this Christmas Maybe this Christmas
Let's count the FOTMs in Bare Naked Ladies, shall we?
The drummer's an FOTM, Tyler Stewart.
Kevin Hearn is an FOTM.
And founding member Stephen Page is an FOTM. And founding member Stephen Page is an FOTM.
I've never seen the 2000 film How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
But I understand Barenaked Ladies are on the soundtrack with Green Christmas.
The streets are filled with Christmas cheer.
At least it's only once a year
Perfect parcels tied with perfect bows
And carols ringing in my ear
Bundled up against the goal
Lines wherever gifts are sold
Each shop window displays a Christmas scene
For everybody young and old
Icicles on eavesdrops and tinsel on the tree
But it's a green Christmas for me
Couple skating on the pond
Making angels on the lawn
Five red mittens drying on the rat
And needle shedding tannin bomb
Red bows on the railings
And snowflakes on the ground
But it's a green Christmas in this town. Green, cause of everything I
miss, all this mistletoe, no kiss, and with every Christmas wish, there would be no greater gift Than to have this envy lift
Carolers are at my door Don't wanna hear them anymore
Stockings on the mantel
The snow's here every day
But it's a green Christmas anyway
Or the red nose on the reindeer
Tinsel on the tree
But it's a green Christmas for me
Christmas Parentheses
Baby Please Come Home
is one of my favorite Christmas songs.
It's by Darlene Love, but Darlene Love is not an FOTM.
Here's a wonderful rendition by FOTM Mark Jordan.
It's from his album Crucifix in Dreamland, released in 2010. Baby, please come home The church bells in town
They're ringing a song
What a happy sound
Baby, please come home
They're singing deck the halls
But it's not like Christmas at all
I remember
when you were here
and all the fun we had
last year
Pretty lights
on the tree
I'm watching them shine
You should be here
with me
Baby please
come home
They're singing Deck the Hall
But it's not like Christmas at all.
I remember when you were here and all the fun we had last year.
If there was a way, I'd hold back the tears.
But it's Christmas Day Baby, please come home
Pretty lights on the tree
I'm watching them shine
You should be here with me
Baby, please come home
Baby, please come home. Hey.
Baby, please come home.
Baby, please come home.
It's time to say we're going to leave.
Baby, please come home. With all the Randy Backman chatter on Toronto Mic'd lately,
there's only one way I wanted to end this festive episode.
And that's with Randy's Taken Care of Christmas.
Thanks to everyone who listened to Toronto Mic'd in 2023.
It's been an honour and a privilege to serve you.
Peace and love to all this holiday season.
We've got new episodes next week.
Talk to you then. It's the time of year again to get some paper and a pen
And write your Christmas letter to St. Nick
Send it to the North Pole To his workshop in the snow
And he'll put his ass to workin' on it quick
Tell Santa you've been good
And done the things you should
And you're waitin' for his visit Christmas Eve
If you're in bed by night
You will give him lots of time
To put some special toys under your tree
And he'll be takin taking care of Christmas every day.
Taking care of Christmas in his sleigh.
Taking care of Christmas and doing it right.
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.
Be good. Johnny wants a motor scooter
Susie wants a new computer
Billy wants a new guitar and drum machine
Daddy wants a new Corvette CD player and cassette
Mommy wants a 14 karat diamond ring
Don't forget the girls and boys
who can't afford a lot of toys
It's up to you to fill their empty plate
It's the time to share
with the needy everywhere
That's the way to make a Christmas great
And we'll be taking care of Christmas
Every day
Taking care of Christmas
Every way
We'll be taking care of Christmas
Doing it right
Merry Christmas to all
And to all a good night Taking care of Christmas
Taking care of Christmas Taking care of Christmas Taking care of Christmas
We're doing it right
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night
Taking care of Christmas
Merry Christmas
Taking care of Christmas
Taking care of Christmas
Taking care of Christmas
It's everywhere
Taking care of Christmas
We be taking care of Christmas We've been taking care of Christmas
Every day
Taking care of Christmas
Every week
Taking care of Christmas
Doing it right