Toronto Mike'd: The Official Toronto Mike Podcast - Jason Agnew Returns: Toronto Mike'd #337
Episode Date: May 22, 2018Mike chats with Jason Agnew about what happened at LAW, his new Sunday night wrestling show and all the ads he's appearing on before they kick out the jams....
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I wonder how they make the donuts.
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I'm Mike from torontomike.com,
and joining me, making his triumphant return,
is Angry Agnew.
You know, that moniker wasn't spread last time I was doing the show.
I was quite happy and quite pleasant,
but it seems like that character has just been blown up with the new show.
And of all the things I show up here,
and you prompt me to start this show with the one line that of all of my work,
I've been in this industry for like 20 years now.
And now all of a sudden I'm the donut guy.
You are in my living room every night.
Yeah.
Because I watch a lot of NHL playoffs.
And this was the campaign.
It's unbelievable.
And like at the beginning, I would sometimes remark when you'd come on, I'd go, oh, that's Jason Agnew.
And I might say a little Jason Agnew story. But the kids are so sick of that now, I can't even do it
anymore. You're literally, that Tim Hortons ad featuring you is aired. I mean, you must be rich.
I saw you pull up in the Rolls Royce. Yes, that's it. That's it, the Rolls Royce,
just rolling down Lakeshore here and onto 8th Street in the Rolls-Royce.
Actually, you know what the thing is? I've done a bunch of spots here and there, right? But this
one was really neat. When I saw the script, not that I had anything to do with the singing and
the dancing in it, but I'm just Guy standing there. And it's just cool. It's a musical. I
got to be a part of a musical. for those of you that are wondering yes indeed they
sent us all the way to columbia to to do this spot well that's amazing because you could have
done it by the humber river maybe like i people have said that i think it's all about the
authenticity and they actually wanted to go and go into the growers right because if it leaks out
if it leaks out oh they say it's columbia but or whatever like they're doing it in like um
milton or something.
Like that would be a big controversy.
Yeah, it was really neat though.
It was obviously the biggest budget spot
that I've ever got to do and been a part of.
And I just got to stand there for all the day shooting.
And then at the end, I got to say that donut line.
So it's cool.
I got to do no work and then get the punchline.
So for a comic, it's cool.
Can you share with us, because I mean because I've never been in an ad.
Most of the listeners have never been in an ad.
If they need a new Trivago guy, I'm ready to go.
You don't have to give the numbers, but how does the compensation work?
For a national ad, like a Tim Hortons ad that airs multiple times
every single night during Hockey Night in Canada,
what the heck does that pay?
Well, it's kind of interesting for me even
because I'm still a non-union performer.
And this was obviously a union spot.
And it's my first union commercial
that just happened to be
Tim Horton's biggest campaign ever.
So it was just a stroke of luck.
They were clearly just going for
whatever look that I
have. Everyman. Yeah. I play a great Everyman. I play a great suburban dad in Everyman,
which I'm definitely not the suburban dad, but I guess I'm the Everyman. So it's all through
Actra and you get a percentage of, i don't know whenever it airs so
it's it was actually rather confusing to me because i'm used to just going and you get your
day rate and then you get your buyout and then boom you're you're done but this is going to be
like there's going to be some uh like checks are going to be coming in the mail until they stop
running this thing right like a residual thing and it could come back as well i'm sure there's
people out there because you've had so many people on this podcast and so many industry people listen
that are part of ACTRA.
Maybe they'll let me know how much I'm supposed to
get so I know I'm not getting ripped off.
It's going to be exciting when you get that, I don't know,
I don't know if it'll be direct, maybe it's direct deposit
now, I don't know, but when you get that
letter in the mail and it's like, you open it up
like, I always picture like when Jerry
Seinfeld was getting those residual checks.
Oh, I don't think was is in that statement
there. I think that's pretty much still happening for good old Jerry Seinfeld.
Jerry and I, yeah, it's pretty much the same level, Mike.
No, the character.
The character did something.
I hope I'm getting my story right.
He did something that aired somewhere,
and he got small residual checks or whatever,
and he got cramped hand from signing these things.
This is not the real life Jerry Seinfeld.
This is the
character jerry seinfeld oh right so it's uh like you know his character was also named jerry
seinfeld but anyway i digress so i want to tell everybody um about your first episode because
they might want to go back and hear like they want to hear about splat a lot and all that good stuff
so in convention years i'm sure people still want to talk about that. So go to episode 69.
Was that on purpose, 69?
You called me.
Was it on purpose?
You tell me.
Those are early days
because you didn't even...
This is your first time in the basement.
Yeah.
Oh, and I didn't tell you.
I told you about the low ceiling,
but I forgot to tell you the mics.
You're used to mics where you can like,
whatever, go like this.
No, no, no, right up close.
You got to be right.
Yeah, you sound great, Laird.
That sounds great.
So in this 69th episode mike talks with jason agnew about being the game show guru the law live audio wrestling we'll talk more about that remember that we'll talk about
that soon sunday morning trivia on news talk 10 10 the conventioneers which which i loved
and splat a lot oh splat Lot, and the new Tiny Talent Time.
How about that?
What the hell happened to Tiny Talent Time?
Let's not dismiss that yet.
Is it still going to heartbeat?
You know, there's things.
Not when I can't.
That'll be when I return.
Every time you come on, it's coming.
There you go.
But did it air a season?
Okay, so Tiny Talent Time did it air a season?
Okay, so Tiny Talent Time, there was a season of 12 episodes that aired.
I guess that was about three years ago I must have been here.
And then after that, a couple years later, we did three Christmas specials as well.
Sorry, holiday specials. Is that what I'm supposed to say now?
Three holiday specials of Tiny Talent Time.
And yeah, who knows what's happening in Hamilton?
It just keeps seem to be sucking me in, the Steel City.
Okay, that's exciting that there's a pause.
Oh yeah, well, yeah, you're right,
because we'll talk about something happening on TSN Radio.
We'll talk about that soon.
CHCH sounds like they might bring back Tiny Talent Time.
Who's your co-host on that show again?
Jacqueline Colville.
And she's a weather person?
Or am I confusing her with somebody else?
She was on CH.
While in the lovely CH removal of peoples,
she was one of the removals
and then returned to do the holiday episodes.
She was in the room that Mark Hebbshire
was supposed to be in.
He went to the wrong one, right?
Right.
He's coming over later today, actually.
Oh, is he?
Okay.
We now record a, he has a sports podcast we record from here.
Yeah.
Called Hebsey on Sports.
So he's dropping by this afternoon.
But yeah, he went to the wrong room.
Yep.
Heard that story.
That's funny.
CHCH.
Okay.
That's exciting news about Tiny Talent Time.
There's lots of fans.
Hold on.
I want to play something while I talk to you about your jams. Just a second here. Oh, I thought about putting this one in.
This one? I thought about it.
Wow. But he is one of the biggest
disappointments of my career, actually. And I couldn't bear to have this be played on the
episode that I was going to be on. So thank you for bringing back these painful, painful memories.
Yeah, so Hulk Hogan was promoting a book,
and I guess about 2009 or so,
and I had actually lined him up to come in live for Byte TV
for a live talk show that I used to do there called The Surf.
And everyone was blown away by the fact
that I was able to get Hogan in live
for an hour special on live television.
Yeah, that's amazing. It was going to be amazing. He and Jimmy Hart was going to join Hogan in live for an hour special on live television. Yeah, that's amazing.
It was going to be amazing.
He and Jimmy Hart was going to join him.
It was great.
We transformed the whole station for the week leading up to it,
in particular that day.
We rebranded the whole station to look like the Hulkamania font.
We changed bite from blue to red.
We changed everything about what was going on
to look like Hogan.
And then I got a call at about,
the show was going to air live at 10,
at about 6 o'clock,
saying Hogan's sick.
Oh my God.
He can't make it.
Sorry, brother, I got a cold.
Yeah, it wasn't even him.
It was this horrible, horrible PR person.
And then I said,
hey, can you at least send Jimmy?
And then I got Jimmy on the phone, and Jimmy refused to come too.
So Hulk Hogan.
With Jimmy Hart, Mouth of the South, Eat Your Heart Out, Rick Springfield,
which I played, I think the previous episode with Terry Hart.
I played Jimmy Hart to promote your appearance.
Love that jam.
He wouldn't even come on the Byte TV.
Jimmy Hart. No. I think I. He wouldn't even come on the Byte TV. No.
Jimmy Hart.
No.
I think I could get Jimmy Hart in my basement.
If you offer Jimmy Hart a plate of nachos and a salad, he'll show up in your basement.
What was his excuse?
He just didn't want to come.
It was horrible.
I later did get Jimmy in studio, but Hogan never showed up.
So instead, I had to do an hour live.
I had The Trues booked on the show. The Trues played
a couple tracks, and then I just sat
and talked with callers that were also
disappointed that Hogan
didn't show. Was that the birth of Angry
Agnew? No, Angry Agnew was already well
in place for having to watch tons of wrestling, but
this was the birth of sad, depressed
Agnew, as I thought I had a
whole bunch of viewers and I was going to pop ratings,
and then it was a real sad disappointment
I bet you he would have called you brother many
many times yeah listen I had
ready for Hogan that night I was
going to give him a guitar because there's a story that he
was supposed to be the original bassist in Metallica
so I had a guitar
I had a bass ready for him to show
me how he could play the week
before this he had done a report on TMZ
that his wife because he was in the
midst of the divorce.
Yeah, this Bubba the Love Sponge thing.
Or no.
No, it was before that.
It wasn't the racist one.
It was not when he was banging Bubba's wife.
It was when he was getting divorced from his own wife after the Hogan Knows Best series.
And he had said to TMZ, yeah, the wife has taken everything in my house, even my toilet
seat.
So I had a wooden toilet seat.
I went and bought it.
I had it engraved Hulkamania runs wild here on the top of it,
and I was going to hand it to him as a gift
to hope to get coverage on TMZ.
This was going to be the perfect hour.
This would have been the best hour of Byte TV.
Honestly, it would have been the highest rating ever on Byte TV,
and I put all my efforts into this
for about two weeks leading up to it,
and what a huge disappointment I actually took I never take days off but I took two days off after that just kind of sat at home in the dark nice Jesse oh we're
going to eat your heart out Rick you're just going to play the whole album here that happens
to be the timeline the whole wrestling album that. Hold on. Hold on. That's right. Eat your heart out, Rick Springfield,
by the mouth of the South Jimmy Hart.
You know what?
This is my time, okay?
Because you're still in it, of course.
Yes.
But this,
and I had it on cassette,
but it was the wrestling album.
Yeah.
Honestly.
I have it on my base.
I have it on LP.
I have the MP3s now.
I lost the physical.
God, I wish I had it.
But I was,
I mean, there's my Andre the Giant mug right there. This was my time. I loved this album so much. I lost the physical cup. I wish I had it. There's my Andre the Giant mug right there.
This was my time. I loved this album
so much. I'm going to just play a little bit
while we warm up here.
Oh, what a great jam
this is. The late great.
He got hit by a car, right?
He was in a car accident. Yeah, this is
Sylvester Ritter, better known
as the Junkyard Dog.
And I believe the funny thing about this album,
and we were going back and forth about it
when we were picking jams, is that
a lot of these are covers and people don't realize
it. And I believe this one, Grab Them Cakes,
is actually a cover. I did not know that.
And in particular,
do you have the
what is it, Forget Everybody?
Or what do they use? I didn't load it up, but I play it a lot.
For everybody. Right, because it is I don't know if it's good for your brand to say this word.
I don't care. It's Fuck Everybody.
So the Roddy Roddy Piper track on this
is actually a cover, and
he has it as For Everybody,
and it's actually, yeah, Fuck Everybody is the original song.
Which I've heard on YouTube,
and it's great.
I didn't know. Everyone knows Tootie Foodie, of course,
is a remake. Yeah, Mean Gene.
Land of a Thousand Dancers, that's, of course, a remake.
Yep.
Don't Go Messing with a Country Boy, is that a remake?
No, that's an original.
It's funny you bring that up because Hillbilly Jim went into the WWE Hall of Fame this year
and had one of the worst speeches ever.
This guy, there was nothing about Hillbilly Jim that was good except his theme music.
He was a terrible wrestler.
He high-fived children.
He danced around.
And then when the bell rang, just atrocious.
I think his finishing move was a bear hug.
That's right.
Horrendous.
But this song is tremendous.
I even loved this as a kid.
Little, little boy, baby, cutting my teeth.
And I always thought it was Bigelow Tree when he said that.
And I was like, why is Bam Bam Bigelow involved in this song?
I'm glad to hear this is an original.
I did not.
That's great.
And what about that?
The Georgie Animal Steel.
The music with the dawn of music, whatever.
Captain.
Oh, Captain Lua Band.
That's an original too, right?
Yeah, I think that's an original.
I'm a man of a thousand places.
You and I are going places.
A thousand faces.
You and I are going places.
I want to be your shining light.
Captain Lu.
Captain Lu.
I think so.
Good to hear, man.
I had no idea.
I honestly, once in a while I revisit this album,
and I still like it because it's all that nostalgia that flows back.
I remember being like a kid watching WWF, as it was at the time.
And, yeah, I just loved it.
But unlike you, at some point I outgrow wrestling like most people,
but you are like the voice.
You're like an authority.
I outgrew it as well. The funny thing is,
I outgrew it when I was in high
school. I didn't watch The Lean Years, and
for those of you that don't know what that is,
that's how I refer to it on the show. It's kind of like the
Kevin Nash when he was Diesel and Scott Hall's
Razor Ramon. Those years, I
ducked out, and then I got into university,
and then all of a sudden, it was Stone Cold
and The Rock, and I dipped back in, and that's
when I sent an email to Jeff Merrick in 1999 saying,
Hey, I'm at Ryerson for Radio and Television Arts, and you've got this show on the fan.
I think I could make it sound better and cut your interviews and stuff.
And Jeff brought me in as an intern, and that was 1999.
So we're almost 20 years beyond me working in the world of professional wrestling radio
remember that show The Law
live audio wrestling
I have a question about Law
before I even get to it hold on I like these little
interstitial things hold on here
well I'll tell you what Vince
it doesn't matter if I got the message it's
dead Brutus Beefcake get a message
well I don't know about that I don't know if it's
important that anybody got a message.
After all, you've got to take into consideration our next artist and our next song, Vince.
Boy, I'll say, you got the message all the way from Moscow.
Well, yes.
Oh, yes.
Can you trust the man who was on a first-name basis with Mikhail Gorbachev?
Give me a break, Jesse.
Let me tell you this.
It's Nikolai Volkov doing Cara Mia.
Oh, you know what, I should just...
Karamiya.
Yeah, which was a nice rendition.
Yeah.
Yeah, and I always remember he did,
before he'd wrestle,
he did the Russian National Anthem
or the USSR National Anthem.
And then you'd hear that at Olympics or something.
And it would be similar,
but I think his version was like uh not jazzier but a
little sped up and more like well he was from he was from baltimore mike i believe wait a minute
nikolai volkov was from baltimore i don't remember his real name but yeah he was an american guy
who just got that character so shiki was uh he's a real deal right uh costro davari
something like he's from ir. But he's from Iran.
Yeah, he's from over there.
He runs around in Toronto all the time, though,
because his cousins are the Megan Boys,
who are the kings of bar mitzvah up in Thornhill.
Get out of here.
Yeah, they're like DJs and the kings of bar mitzvah and parties,
and they used to run a wrestling organization.
Because the Iron Sheik, I believe, is of Muslim faith.
And you're saying his family members are bar mitzvah people.
So this is beautiful to hear this.
Breaking kayfabe.
This is beautiful.
Oh, geez.
And that's a Russian...
Russian, that's a wrestling term.
Yeah, it's a wrestling term for when you stay in character.
So I'm breaking it now on the show.
Okay, do it.
I need to tell people also, I need to remind people how we know the show. Okay, do it. Well, I'm also... I need to tell people also,
I need to remind people how we know each other,
like outside of your...
Okay, go for it.
Let's talk about the hockey pool.
Okay, yeah, because I'm in the midst of it.
It's the playoffs.
I just did some auditing last night.
Golden Knights.
Yeah, that's right.
Okay, so you went to Bishop Allen Academy for high school.
In your class was my youngest brother, Steve,
and you were friends with Steve in high school.
Correct.
And then part of, you know, you're friends
and you started a hockey playoff pool
where everyone drafts in a snake draft.
Everybody picks 10 players
and then a point is a point is a point and that's it.
And Steve and you and a bunch of Bishop Allen people
would do this, but I got invited.
I remember taking the Royal York bus and I was in university at people would do this. But I got invited.
I remember taking the Royal York bus.
And I was in university at the time because I'm older than you guys.
And I came to the high school in order to draft.
And I started drafting with you.
And I drafted every year because I loved it.
And then at some point when you became a big-time mucky-muck and you were hanging out with Roger Lajoie and Storm and Norman Rumack
and all these bigwigs.
Who else was in that Fan 590 posse?
The Fan 590 nighttime posse?
Sure, yeah.
Was Jim Richards there?
No, Jim was already gone at that point.
So now I hang out with Jim Richards here and there
when I get to show up in the daytime in News Talk.
I got to cover for Jim this past Christmas. It was amazing.
Ben Dixon should
give you your own...
Well, I have a show.
The reason I'm not talking about the show...
Ben Dixon, he needs a show.
Something in, I don't know, weekends,
in the mornings, he'd be good at something.
I'm purposely not talking about that show because
one of my sponsors recorded a question
for you, and I listened to it. I always listen to it before i air it to make sure i don't like step on his lines okay
so it's going to introduce that so i'm purposely avoiding that show but yes you have a show on 10
10 yes and richards was no original uh co-host with norm rumak of like the late night stuff on
the fan 590 that is correct like for such a short period of time.
I know, but Richard's room mag is like epic, I think.
It's epic, except it really only happened
for a very small amount of time.
And if you know Jim, I mean,
he's not the biggest sports guy in the world.
And that's such a weird pairing now,
if you think about those two gentlemen.
No, but he got very angry at me once.
Why's that?
Because he misinterpreted something I tweeted
about Howard Berger.
Okay.
Now, everybody knows Howard's been on this show two and a half hours.
Maybe, yeah, two and a half hours Berger did talking about stuff.
I'm very friendly with Berger.
I root for the guy.
I like the guy.
And I tweeted something about something he wrote.
Where he wrote on his Berger Bites blog, he wrote something about, I want to get it right,
something about how the Leafs were going to trade austin matthews he has an inside source at mlse that says because we play better without
matthews and his trade value will never be higher the leafs are shopping matthews around now of
course everyone who reads this knows that's nonsense like you know but burger presents it
like it wasn't april fools i should point that out he presents it as his mlse insider says they're
shopping matthews and i might have tweeted something about how like that's sort of like i don't get it like i think at
the end of it he wrote something to say haha fooled you like you idiots thought that was true like
come on what are you but meanwhile like i don't know i didn't understand the the the gag because
sorry for trusting something you wrote like uh i didn't like he didn't present it as satire.
He presented it straight up.
And I didn't trust it,
but I thought it was silly to kind of make fun of us
if we did believe it,
because now why would we read your blog and believe anything
if you're just going to make fun of us for believing it?
So something like that.
And Berger, like, not Berger.
Richards?
Richards, like, just went off on me
for, like, kicking a man when he's down or something,
and I wasn't doing that at all.
So anyway,
that's my,
uh,
my Jim Richards story there,
but otherwise we're,
I quite liked the guy.
I think he's a very good talk show host and,
uh,
and,
uh,
I've met him on several occasions.
I dig the guy,
but anyway,
he had a,
he had a burger beef with me.
We could start,
what is it?
K-Fab?
What's it called?
Could we have some kind of a,
I saw your,
uh, your ad, you did a barbecue ad where you did like an eyebrow thing. Yeah called? Burger. Burger. Burger. Burger. I saw your ad.
You did a barbecue ad where you did like an eyebrow thing.
Yeah, that one's airing now.
Yeah.
That was, I improvised a people's eyebrow and it's made it into the spot.
Okay, what's the people's eyebrow?
It's what The Rock used to do with the cocking the eyebrow.
He still does it.
So he called it the people's eyebrows.
So I just did that at some point during the day when they had me, when they put
the camera in my face and said, hey, just move your face around
like you're confident. And I did the People's
Eyebrow and it made the spot. I was very
excited about that. Yeah, so apparently
if you use the Weather Network app
or I think it airs before, like,
I've had people say Sportsnet Highlight Packs if you're
looking them up online, you'll see a Clubhouse
Spice commercial that's this guy
playing Average Suburban Dad. So we got the Tim Hortons commercial. up online you'll see a clubhouse spice commercial that's this guy playing average suburban dad so
we got the tim hortons commercial you're doing that one now i have to ask you about something
else because i have a you're going to share a fun fact about this it's going to blow people's minds
prior to this tim hortons ad i was seeing you frequently i don't see you anymore on this one
i guess it's not on right now but it was on all the time. It was a Swiss Chalet commercial. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you were the dad.
I guess a suburban dad.
That's what I am.
And in this ad, you have a wife in this ad, a lovely young woman.
Did you ever see this woman again after you recorded this ad?
Or was this, you just saw her on the set?
Are you leading me somewhere with this?
I heard something.
Yeah.
So as I like to say say i'm dating my wife um she's tremendous amazing uh fantastic we met on
set of all things we actually met in the fitting because when you do a commercial you go in for a
fitting first and you just try on a whole bunch of different outfits and they awkwardly take
pictures of you and then uh they figure out what they want you to wear so uh i get cast for this
commercial i'm standing in the fitting in the midst of having my shirt off,
standing there in the dressing room.
She walks in and I'm like, oh, hi, I'm your husband.
And I shake her hand with no top on.
But then when we actually,
because that just lasted like half an hour doing the fitting.
Then a couple of, fast forward a couple of days later,
we're doing the spot.
Turns out she was a producer on the Maryland Dentist Show
and like e-talk and we just sit there. when you're on and it was an soc meaning we
don't talk in the actual ad so we have nothing to say no lines to remember we're just sitting there
with this kind of fake chicken how many kids did you have in the ad two children in the ad and not
in real life um so yeah i don't think so oh i don't know so uh so yeah we we really hit it off
and ever since then we have been uh dating that was like uh seven months ago that's amazing like so you're yeah your wife in
the swish alley ad uh is now your girlfriend yeah she's my swish lady that's amazing yeah
i'm uh happy for you thank you it's it's good yeah i mean whatever the yeah and you got residual
checks still no that's a non-union spot.
So that was a festive special spot.
It's very much done.
I'm a Tim Hortons guy now.
I'm not allowed to audition for any other chain for a year.
Oh, right.
So, okay.
Because I had a lucrative offer from Coffee Time I was going to let you know about.
But forget it.
I'll give it to somebody else.
You know what?
I'm looking for sponsors for Sunday night's main event.
Oh, wait.
We're going to get to that.
Throw it my way.
Oh, am I jumping?
We're building up here.
We're building up here.
Sorry.
I had a lunch recently with a former Toronto radio personality.
And at some point during the lunch, he revealed he was friendly with you.
And then I gave him the hockey pool.
Oh, yeah.
I never finished the hockey pool story, did I?
So to finish that up, you got involved with the Mucky Mucks at Fan 590,
like Roger Lejoie and Norm Rumack,
and you stopped hosting this annual hockey pool.
Like, you just stopped doing it.
I don't think we got a formal, like, guys, I'm stepping... It wasn't like you wrote some nice letter about,
hey, guys, it's been great, but I got other things going on.
I'm afraid I don't have time for this anymore.
You just stopped doing it.
Okay.
I really stopped following hockey at that point i know
but you owe the uh every year we'd gather you owed us something like i think it also corresponded
with with leaving high school too didn't it and i went on oh maybe you know like i didn't see any
of those guys anymore okay but you know somehow it's still without you it kept going is my point
so the the jumps kept coming uh alex coming. Alexi is still in this pool.
Mofo is still in this pool.
Of course, Steve, my brother Ryan, I'm in this pool.
This pool continues to this day.
I picked up the reins after you dropped it.
I took over.
It's still going on.
I don't know what this is, 20-something years later.
We're actively engaged in this pool.
Alexi's looking like he's going to win.
Steve's in second.'s going to win. Yeah.
Steve's in second.
I'm just disappointed
I've never been invited back.
You don't watch hockey.
I could just come in
and make random picks.
This year,
I would have gotten
with all Knights.
Is that true?
No, absolutely not.
That Knights story
is ridiculous.
It's amazing.
Okay, I don't follow soccer,
but people tell me,
I think it's Leicester City. There's a soccer team called people tell me, I think it's Leicester City.
There's a soccer team called,
I hope I got that right.
Is it Leicester?
Maybe it is.
I have no idea.
I just read it.
I think it's spelled kind of funny.
Leicester City.
Yeah, it looks like Leicester,
but it's Leicester.
You're right.
Okay, I never hear it said
because I don't watch this stuff.
But people say that's the greatest upset
in the history of sports, they say.
Like it was, I don't know what they said.
It was 500,000 to one odds or something ridiculous.
If that's true, I got to trust them on this one.
This is number two.
Well, there's a few tickets out there that apparently Vegas sold.
And I don't mean Vegas for the team.
I mean, in Vegas that were sold like 300 or 400 to one.
And people have dropped three or four hundred to one.
500 to one. 500 to one.
Really?
Yeah.
That's insanity.
I mean, but what would you expect?
Look at the track record of NHL expansion and how long it takes any of those teams to
even make the playoffs.
Never mind actually.
I have one.
I did look into this recently.
Did you?
Yeah.
You're right.
If you, you have to exclude post expansion, like in 68 plus, they made a division that
was only expansion teams.
When?
When they did the 68 expansion?
Right.
So like the Pittsburgh, St. Louis expansion?
Philadelphia.
I think St. Louis for sure because St. Louis goes to the finals.
St. Louis, Pittsburgh, Philadelphia.
Yeah.
Okay.
So they're all in the same division.
Okay.
And the way it worked is the winner of that division was going to play the winner of the
original sixth division
or whatever you call it.
Oh, it's insanity.
Yes, and I know.
I don't know what...
I think the logic was give these new fans,
give them playoff success right off the bat.
It's forced playoff success.
So somebody in that division had to go to the Stanley Cup Finals.
It ended up being St. Louis.
I think they did it maybe two or three years in a row.
They've never won a cup, though.
Never won a cup.
They got swept in the finals by Montreal, 4-0.
But they did go to the finals because someone had
to go to the finals, and they were all expansion teams.
So if you remove that, which you should,
the best I could think of was
the Florida Panthers in year
three went to the finals.
And then they got beat up in the finals. I don't know,
New Jersey or something. But they did go to
the finals in year three. But that's the best I can
come up with. This is unprecedented. This is amazing.
Well, it's insane. And then
just imagine the expectations that
the Seattle franchise is going to have in a couple
years. I think every GM
watched what happened here,
and I think everybody will play it differently
next time. In regards to who
they protect or who is selected.
A lot of times, there were examples of
great Vegas Golden Knights.
I always forget to say Golden. Great Vegas
Golden Knights that were
traded, given to Vegas
in order for Vegas to take somebody.
So they kind of said, hey,
if you're going to take, for example, we want you to
take, the Penguins are like, we want you to
take Marc-Andre Fleury. Please take
Marc-Andre Fleury to ensure you take Marc-Andre
Fleury. Here's a couple of draft picks
and a player or whatever. There was a lot of examples
of this. Florida, I think, said
take... I can't ever say his name right.
Marsh is so...
He's a great player. He's like, if you want to
take this guy, you've got to take this guy. There's a whole
bunch of stuff that make GMs look
stupid in retrospect. Really interesting players
were just given away to Vegas. I think
they'll be careful of Seattle. I think it'll be much tougher for Seattle. Regardless, really interesting players were just given away to Vegas. I think they'll be careful of Seattle.
I think it'll be much tougher
for Seattle.
And regardless,
there's no chance
Seattle can do this.
This is a freaky thing
that's happened.
All these cast-offs
have come together
to be wicked awesome
and go to the finals.
It's unbelievable.
Wicked awesome.
Wow.
You like that?
That's a nice
Boston reference there,
isn't it?
Like a New Kids reference
and they make fun of it
on SNL all the time?
I do the Donnie Wahlberg rap from Game, the fun of it on snl i do i do the donnie
walberg rap from game the game remix but i'm not gonna do right now but uh the guy i met for lunch
who was in radio and says he's buddies with you tell me if he's lying to me chris mavridis oh
jeez is this the name you know okay let for any uh for any um industry people listening yeah i know
mavridis please don't align me with him, okay?
He's a controversial figure.
Is he?
Tell me, because he's not in the business.
So he's not in Toronto Radio anymore.
But Evelyn Macko was just over, and she talked about working with him at 640.
Okay.
What did she have to say?
She said they were the last two standing, and she had positive things to say about him.
He's very innovative.
I think he's actually both a help and hindered my career
because he's also, the funny thing is about Mavridis
is he's a tremendous shooter, videographer,
like a cinematographer.
The guy works well beyond the level that he's working at.
He's incredible at shooting things.
He's a genius.
But I kind of think he's,
this is totally going to get back to him.
Oh, he listens to this podcast.
Yeah, he's like that super smart kid,
the gifted child in grade two,
where he's just bored of whatever's happening in class.
And I think that's the way Mavridis is in the industry.
But then he also, like that child, he acts out sometimes.
No, I'm just sort of catching up. the industry but then he also like that child he acts out sometimes no i can't i kind of say i'm
just sort of catching up but i know so he was like a news broadcaster uh did you 640 at 640
mojo i met him at mojo in the in the glory days of ripken johnny b h and f were on there i was
doing stuff with derringer as well scruff was there i love that time period as my favorite
time period in radio it was mojo Radio when it was the wall of men for
chorus, stuff that just can't fly these days.
Right. It was so,
so fun. There was a certain energy
to it. They were put in an AM station
first. It was really, really
cool and really fun to work in. And that's
where I met Mavridis. He
worked with me a bit on Bang TV
in 2001,
I guess, when I was hosting that on Global.
And I'd done some stuff for a show I did on Speed Channel called Tuna Transformation as well.
He's just a tremendous shooter.
He brings so much to it.
But he's always right.
And he left the industry.
It sounds like you might be on to something.
Maybe he got bored.
Because I'm told by...
I don't remember his career.
I don't remember it well, anyways.
He's great.
People tell me he was really good.
He's really good.
He could have been
something big in this market.
Yeah.
But he walked away.
He went to New York.
Yeah.
I guess he's...
Haven't you had him?
No.
Oh, man.
I'll get him.
I'll get him.
I had lunch with him.
I had lunch with him
at the Dundas Street Grill.
Oh, yeah. Dundas and Kipling. It's called the Kip I remember I had lunch with them at the Dundas Street Grill. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Dundas and Kipling.
It's called the Kip District now.
They're trying to make it
like the new Liberty Village.
Oh, that's horrendous.
Okay.
And apparently,
because I talked to you
because you're like an Etobicoke guy.
Yeah, Etobicoke guy.
My home and native land.
Right.
That awful, like,
where the Westwood Theater was,
that whole, like,
they're going gonna blow it up
it sounds awful
blow it up
and do a proper
like intersection
oh
because right now
it's some weird
basket weave
yeah it's very
complicated right there
yeah
well try biking it
it's ridiculous
it's kind of scary
I'm not gonna try
biking it in the mic
no thank you
while you were at
Bishop Allen
I was at Power
which was right there
kind of too
but yeah
so we went to
Thunder Street Girl
so Chris Mavridis I'll say hi for you.
But he sounds like...
So, he helped you more than hindered you?
Oh, well, it's debatable.
Depends where I am.
Got you into some trouble?
Yeah, definitely got me into some trouble.
Might have helped me get fired from a place.
But, you know, whatever.
And which place was that?
I'm trying to track all your firings.
That was Millennium Media.
I keep tracking my firings.
Because I'm about to get to one.
Millennium Media.
What other firing? That's the only time I've been in a firing. I don't know what happened. You track of my firings. I'm about to get to one. Millennium Media. What other firing?
That's the only time
I've been on a firing.
I don't know what happened.
You're going to tell us.
Last time you were here,
you were on live audio wrestling.
Oh, yeah.
This isn't a firing.
Okay.
Well, I need to know.
The law, we call it.
Live audio wrestling.
Hold on.
I've got to play a little song
in the background
just before we leave.
Before we kick out
the jams together here.
What happened at
live audio wrestling with regards to Angry Agnew?
Well, that was just kind of the persona that people started calling me on the show.
But Live Audio Wrestling was owned by the Fight Network.
The original owners, Jeff Merrick and Chris Carter, sold it to the Fight Network upon the Fight Network's launch in 2005.
and Chris Carter sold it to the Fight Network upon the Fight Network's launch in 2005.
And it was held by the Fight Network.
We kind of operated like an island and covered the world of professional wrestling and mixed martial arts. And the group went from myself and Dan Levransky to also include John Pollock and Wei Ting.
And they then decided to buy the Fight Network that is decided to buy well it's now
anthem sports they decided to buy impact wrestling which is an actually company that was formerly
known as tna wrestling i heard of that yeah and they um decided to remove the radio division
so after 20 years of this show airing on Sunday nights and being a real staple
of not only Toronto Radio,
but we'd have calls
from literally all over the world.
We had a huge following.
It's gone and done.
Just one phone call
on a Monday morning
saying thanks for the
17 years of being here.
Wow.
Please submit your final invoice.
Bye-bye.
So you took over
for Merrick on this show.
Yeah, myself and Dan Levransky took over in tandem.
And then when we moved over to TSN Radio,
probably about when it launched,
I took over as the lead host then.
I was doing a lot of behind-the-scenes stuff.
I took over as the lead,
because Mouth is better as the Ventura to my McMahon.
He's more of the character.
And I'm also a professional host.
That's what I do.
And he's more of the analyst.
So we did that for years.
And it was just my Sunday night routine.
It's like I always felt like I should be doing something on Sunday nights.
It's great because WWE does their pay-per-views on Sunday nights.
And we would come on right after the pay-per-view and be just like a Leafs talk or a Jays talk,
when instead it was, you know, pay-per-view talk.
And we just kept on going and doing it,
and it was great until they decided to pull the funding.
Did I?
Okay, so when you said the Fight Network bought it from Merrick
and Merrick's partner,
I don't know if I knew, did Merrick own that show?
Yeah.
So Merrick...
Launched it on Virtually Canadian in 1997.
Do you remember the terms of the sale?
Did Merrick make some good coin out of that?
I have no idea. I wasn't involved
in that. I was never an owner of it.
Now, okay, that's
unfortunate that the live audio
wrestling made this decision, but like
out of the ashes of this
sadness and anger, did
anything arise?
Any phoenixes rise?
After much discussion,
and I think five months off,
I have now started a new program called Sunday Night's Main Event,
a parody Saturday Night's Main Event.
It is Sunday nights,
and we've always been on Sunday nights,
so I'm now doing that on TSN 1150.
So this is the former CKOC, one of the oldest radio stations in Canada.
It's over in Hamilton.
So I'm doing it there on Sunday nights at 11 p.m.
and continuing on, you know, chatting, chatting, wrestling with all those people that have followed me along.
Is this also a podcast?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sunday nights main event dot com is where you can find the podcast.
a podcast? Yeah, yeah.
SundayNightsMainEvent.com is where you can find the podcast. So we do it live so I can
do the calls aspect because that's
always my specialty in
taking people's calls and it's where I got the
angry Agnew persona of just being
very Macau-ing with
callers and just going, you're an
idiot and hanging up on them.
So that continues on on
Sunday nights on TSN 1150. And
honestly, I have worked for, with this particular, well, with wrestling radio, so the law included.
It's been the Fan 590, 640, 1010, 1050, a serious satellite radio.
There has never been a more supportive program director than what's happening with me right now at TSN 1150.
Mike Neighbors just gets stuff done.
In week two, he had the studio modified for me
so I could control the phones.
Just a second phone system.
You should have one, but nonetheless, he had it done for me
and has been so supportive and positive.
I'm the only live show on the weekend there,
but he has been amazing. I really can only live show on the weekend there, but he has been
amazing. I really can't say, he's
such a character, I can't say enough good things
about this guy. It's amazing.
You go one kind of step outside
of Toronto and it just kind of felt like
a different feel for
wrestling radio because
you can do so much in the world of wrestling
into mainstream media. Honestly, a lot
of the time it just doesn't count.
These are your favorite parts, huh?
Yeah.
downstairs to do a single right now.
As a matter of fact, I can't believe this. He's down in Studio C getting ready to do...
What is this?
Grab Them Cakes?
G-R-A-B-T-H-E-M-C-A-K-E-S.
Ow!
Nice! Agnew, I'm so happy that you got...
And you own this show, so
you can sell this to the Fight Network at some point.
I highly doubt that we will be...
I mean, we have a phrase in wrestling that is never
say never. So that
I will say that, but I
also doubt that that will transpire.
You know, I heard that phrase transcends
wrestling. It's used in other places as well.
Really? No, just in wrestling
for me. Everything relates to
wrestling for me.
And you're
looking for sponsors?
Do you want to put a call out there? But don't
cannibalize my sponsors.
No, no, no. I would never do that.
I do a lot of wrestling talk on this show. There could be some
conflict of interest. Oh, man. No, I just did everything
I do, which is mid-80s wrestling.
Okay, great. So yeah, I kind of expand
beyond that. Yeah, I mean, I own
the show, and I'm doing it on Sunday nights
at TSN 1150. The wrestling audience is rabid,
and for sure, looking for sponsors.
There, I'll just throw it out there.
People know where to find me,
sundaynightsmainevent.com.
Cool, that's all.
I won't get into your time.
This is not an infomercial, Mike.
It's not an infomercial.
We're going to kick out the jams.
That's awesome.
So good on that.
Now, I'm going to tell everybody something,
and I'll let you listen in as well,
but I have a Patreon,
so you go to patreon.com slash Toronto Mike you become a
Patreon and I'm going to do something
I've never done this before we'll see
how it goes but I wish
I wrote down the date but later this month
like later late month maybe it'll be May
30th or something like that I'm going to share this via
email with all the Patreons but
all Patreons will get a link
it'll be like at
8 p.m. on this Wednesday
night or something. There's a link to
a live call I'm going to do. So I'm going
to do, sort of like you on your Sunday
night show, I'm going to talk
about some recent guests and
some upcoming guests. And I will,
anybody who has this link will be able to
call in. This is kind of this new
app technology I'm going to beta test. So somebody kind of a, kind of this new app technology.
I'm going to beta test.
So somebody can come in,
they can ask a question,
maybe comment on a recent guest,
a request,
a future guest,
just kind of say hi,
whatever.
We're going to try this live thing for an hour,
8 PM later this month.
So if you are a patron,
you'll get the email,
the link and the instructions,
but it's not too late to get on that mailing list.
So go to patreon.com slash Toronto Mike,
give what you wish,
and you will get this email with the link.
You can be a part of this experience.
We'll see how that goes.
And more exciting news,
Great Lakes Brewery is going to host
a Toronto Mike listener party
on another time.
I should have wrote down the date.
I think it's July 19.
Man, you've got to prep this, Mike. Come on. July 19. It's a Thursday night, that down the date. I think it's July 19. Man, you've got to prep this, Mike.
Come on.
July 19.
It's a Thursday night, that's for sure.
I think it's July 19.
So from 6 to 9 p.m. on the patio at Great Lakes Beer.
This one, you don't have to be a patron.
You just have to be like an adult, I guess, of drinking age.
You're older.
And it's going to be a hell of fun.
And I promise at least one, I'm trying to get some Toronto Mike musical guests
to come and perform on the patio.
But it'll be fun.
I know some guests will show up.
I don't know if I can get Agnew.
He's lived so close.
I don't know if you have any excuse.
Oh, man, it's so far.
But Hebbshire and some other people are definitely showing up.
So that'll be July 19th.
So more on that.
Merrick.
We talked a lot about Merrick.
Yeah.
Did you know he used to work at Great Lakes Brewery?
No. Swear to you. I did not know that. Merrick. We talked a lot about Merrick. Did you know he used to work at Great Lakes Brewery? No.
I did not know that. I knew that he has this famous story that I'm sure he's told you
about burying Harold Ballard.
Or digging Harold Ballard's grave.
And that story comes up. I just had Gord Stelic
on this show. That story
comes up a lot on this show. I always
think, the regulars must be bored. But then I think,
screw them. This needs to be told again.
Yes, that story's often told. But yeah, he worked around that same think the regulars must be bored but then i think screw them this needs to be told again yes that
story is often told but yeah he worked at around that same time he worked he was at humberside he
went to humberside and he was buddies with i think mike lackey who is the he still works at great
lakes brewery and he was doing some work in the summer for great lakes there's six pack in front
of you yes take it home with you and enjoy. All right. Share with your girlfriend,
wife,
Swiss LA gal.
I shall.
You don't have to.
No, I'm going to drink it
all myself.
You look angry.
No, I'm not angry.
You don't want to share?
Where's the over my dad bod?
There's no way
I randomly picked six.
No, I love the over my...
I just love the fact
that I feel like the guy
with my dad bod
that gets me into commercials,
the over my dad bod is my new favorite.
You don't actually have the dad bod.
You're very trim.
The dad bod needs more belly.
I don't know.
I'm a skinny fat guy.
I like to call myself.
I'm a skinny fat guy.
Once you get this cardigan off, no, no, no.
It's there, Mike.
It's there.
The Over My Dad Bod, I mean, it's a smooth drinking beer.
And I love the art on the front of it.
And they've just put out glasses at Great Lakes.
Oh, you saw those?
Yeah, I saw the glasses.
We were there.
I know.
There's a photo I tweeted.
We can't even keep this.
The public knows.
That was a coincidence, by the way.
I had no idea you were coming there.
But yeah, I saw those glasses.
They're available for Father's Day, of course.
So people can buy them for their dads for Father's Day.
Where is that place?
Buy the Costco on Queen Elizabeth Boulevard.
You really got to work on your sponsor promotion.
I'm there a lot.
I couldn't remember the number.
It's 60?
It's probably on the case here.
All right.
Is it here?
30.
30 Queen Elizabeth Boulevard in Tobacco, Ontario.
If you want to give them a call for more directions, 416-255-4510.
There you go.
Info at GreatLakesbeer.com.
Tell them thanks for sponsoring Toronto Mike.
Give them a big kiss for me.
They're good people.
And come on July 19th.
So I don't, I'm not all alone.
That's the saddest thing ever.
The band's playing.
I'm sitting on the patio drinking a beer all by myself on July 19th.
Won't somebody come and say hi?
So come on July 19th.
I promised you a question from Brian from propertyinthesix.com.
So let's get to that because it leads to something.
So here we go.
Propertyinthesix.com
Hi, Jason.
Brian Gerstein here, sales representative with PSR Brokerage and proud sponsor of Toronto
Might.
I have been harping on now being the best time historically to move up, and that is not by accident. Toronto Real Estate Board Statistics 816-873-0292 so I can crunch the numbers for you.
Jason, I really enjoy your Sunday morning trivia show.
And by the way, you have the most pleasant voice on radio.
With your mountain of questions on a weekly basis
you have to come up with, where do you get them all from?
Oh, wow.
That's the nice, I've never heard that about the voice comment before.
He said that to me, this is straight up, Brian doesn't bullshit. That's what I like about him. He's a straight shooter.
He said that sincerely. He listens to a lot of 1010 and 590.
And your voice is his favorite of all of them.
Strange.
Something pleasant and nice about it.
I find it's a little high. When I get excited, it even gets higher.
Mine gets really high.
Yeah, yeah. When you get excited, it even gets higher. Mine gets really high. Yeah, yeah. When you get excited, the voice gets high.
So the question was, where do I come up with the content?
Right.
A lot of the time, it's based on the prizes.
Let's just say, for instance, I have Grease tickets.
I'll do a whole bunch of Grease questions.
I've got tickets to go see Paul Anka coming up.
I'll do a whole bunch of Anka trivia, which is always fun.
Do you got any Anka trivia for me?
Yeah, well, of course, he's known to have written My Way for Frank Sinatra,
right? He wrote, what
Donny Osmond hit did he write?
Oh, I was hoping you'd go with that
Tonight Show theme. Yes, he
wrote the Tonight Show theme. He wrote Puppy Love.
What Tom Jones song did he write?
What's New Pussycat? That's correct.
Yeah, he wrote that.
He also wrote a Buddy Holly song as well.
So, yeah, he's just a crazy, crazy songwriter.
He's just counting his money at home in Ottawa.
He's still touring.
He's still touring.
He's going to be up at Casino Rama this year
performing a lot of Sinatra songs
and doing some of his own as well.
I've seen him.
He is so energetic still to this day.
Well, he did Hey Hey Paula, right?
That was Hey Hey Paula.
I think that's...
That's not an Anka song.
No? Who's that?
Is that Neil Sadaka?
Is it?
I don't know.
I think that's an Anka song.
Anka's like Lonely Boy,
Put Your Head on My Shoulder.
Hey Hey Paula.
The song about the memories
that Kodak bought.
While one of our jams is kicking,
I'm going to Google this
because I need closure on this.
I feel like that's an Anka song.
Also, Nikolai Volkov, Yugoslavia is where he was born,
but he does live in Maryland, so that's where I came up with that.
Still, Yugoslavia, that was never part of USSR, was it?
No, it was not.
Now Yugoslavia also doesn't exist anymore.
No, because now it's Slovakia.
Slovenia.
Slovenia.
Yeah, Slovakia is Czech Republic and such.
Right.
Okay, geography lessons!
It's all changed since I was in high school.
All those countries are changed.
That's funny.
All right, thank you, Brian.
By the way, before I forget, you have a pint glass in front of you.
I do.
That's a gift from Brian.
He loves your voice so much, he gave you a pint glass.
That's very nice.
Do you think he looks like...
Who do you think he looks like?
If you flip it, is there a picture on the other side?
There's a picture on both sides, and it's the same picture.
It's the same picture.
Does he look like...
Because I've had a few guests remark that he looked like...
Fillion.
Nathan Fillion.
Okay, he'll take that, because that's better than what Brian Williams said, which was...
What did Brian Williams say?
Donald Trump.
Oh, I'm not picking that up at all.
No, I got the Bill Pullman vibe.
Oh, okay. I can see that.
But I like your name.
Philean is a good one.
He should be in ads.
Let's get him.
He is in ads.
He's in his own ads.
That's what I'm holding right now, Mike.
Yeah.
He should be in the sequel to that Tim Hortons ad where you're wondering how to make that
Let me figure out how the donuts are made.
I want that next check too.
where you're wondering how to make that. Let me figure out how the donuts are made.
I want that next check, too.
And if you know, if they're ever looking for, like,
a white-haired-looking, nice, blue-eyed guy,
and he's not the Trivago guy, let me know.
I'm going to...
Non-union, I guess.
I don't know how those work.
They just put you in the union for that ad?
I happened to audition and was lucky.
I'm going to miss playing this song,
because I think I only get to play it for another week or so.
But this is for Camp Tournesol.
If you have a child between the ages of 4 and 14, so maybe your children from the Swiss Chalet ad are between 4 and 14.
Does that sound about right?
Perhaps, yes. I think they both are.
They should be going to French camp this summer.
should be going to French camp this summer. Camp Tournesol
has been providing French camps in the
GTA for tens of thousands
of children since 2001.
Campers in all of their
programs enjoy weeks jam-packed
with activities designed to support
and enrich French learning in Ontario
beyond the school walls.
They offer both day camps and
overnight programs.
There's a great selection if you go to campt.ca.
You can go to campturnasol.com,
but you're going to misspell that.
So go to campt.ca,
pick the French camp for your child.
Hurry up.
We're in late March.
Sorry, it was March.
What day is this? I have screwed up every day on this podcast.
It's not March.
It's May.
I'm not doing well. I'm screwed up every day on this podcast. It's not March. It's May. Not doing well.
I'm just...
Your voice is so pleasant, I can't even
focus. It is a late May
and you need to get your kid in the French camp.
So when you do sign up for a French camp
with Camp Tournesol, use the promo
code Mike.
M-I-K-E.
Oh, Nana Mascuri, I'm going to miss you. I might have to play you anyway. I don't know. Even without Camp Tournes Oh Nana I'm going to miss you
I might have to play you anyway
I don't know
Even without Camp Ternusol
I might have to play you
Mike I have news
Is it breaking?
Tell me I'm excited
What is it?
Hey Paula
Yeah
We were both wrong
It's not Pal and Paula
I knew it wasn't Paula
I thought it was Neil Sedaka
No it's by Paul and Paula
That is the name of the group
Ray Hildebrand and Jill Jackson.
What female name is in a song that I've confused
because Paul Anka had a hit with a female...
Donna.
No, not Donna.
That's Richie Valens, right?
It is Diana.
Diana, that's it.
That's right.
That's it.
That's why I got screwed up.
It's like when people confuse Alice in Chains
with Jane's Addiction.
You know that happens because it's a girl's name and they
screw that up all the time. We should cut this
all out. It's terrible. I need people to know the
truth. This is real talk, Jason.
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Any Pink Floyd on your jam list?
There is not any Pink Floyd.
No, I have given away tickets to go see
Roger Waters on Sunday
Morning Trivia, though, just last year when he was
in Toronto. That was fun.
Do you want to come on once a week, Toronto Mike, just to
give me trivia questions?
Absolutely not. I mean, unless the segment
is sponsored and that sponsorship money goes to me.
We'll work something out.
Okay, great.
What, huh?
Jason Agnew,
are you ready
to kick out the jams?
Yeah, let's do it.
I got long sideburns and my hair's slicking back I'm coming to your town in my pink Cadillac
I'm just a honky tonk man
He's a honky tonk man
I'm just a honky tonk man
He's a honky tonk man
I'm just a honky tonk man
I'm cool, I'm cocky, I'm bad
I pick a mean guitar
The honky tonk Man theme.
This is called Cool Cocky Bad.
I felt, I didn't realize that you were going to play the entire wrestling album
when I stepped into your basement.
So I felt pressure.
But this is not on that album.
No, no, it's, um.
No, it's not.
Then it's on Piledriver.
So it's on the follow-up album.
Yeah, so I had to pull one of these out
because you tweeted out
that I was on this and some of my listeners
that are your listeners were like,
okay, I'm looking forward to Agnew's wrestling cut.
So here we go. A guy
that I loved when I was growing up, the Honky Tonk
Man. And this was his
theme. And this was in the era where wrestlers
sang their own theme songs
like this and the Million Dollar Man
sang his own theme song. That was fantastic.
He just kind of talked. But Honky Tonk
Man, who did not play guitar
but got to carry one as an Elvis
impersonator for his entire career
in the WWF.
Piledriver
never showed up in my
collection. Oh no? No.
Which is, I don't know which is i don't know
why i guess well you were out of it by then maybe but it wasn't it seemed more serious than the
wrestling album which was more it was about the same i mean it didn't you know what if your favorite
part is the interplay between the songs then it didn't have that on it so maybe that's where
you know you you were not into it because of that and me me and Gene, he's still with us, right? He's still alive. We just did an ad with Kevin Hart, I think.
I forget what it was for, but yeah, Gene is still with us
and still doing his thing.
Pretty good for a 106-year-old.
Yeah.
Oh, but since it's, and no spoiler,
but there's not a lot more wrestling songs coming,
but you always say, don't you dare miss it.
Yes, I do. Tell us who that is. I remember, but tell the audience who that's in. I use that as my catchphrase. lot more wrestling songs coming but you always say uh don't you dare miss it yes i do tell us
who that is i remember but tell the audience who that's in i use that as my catchphrase uh to end
every show that i do and that's not just limited to the wrestling show i use it on sunday morning
trivia i used it back on brain battle and pop q and any other game shows that i've done i tried
to write it in to splattle out as much as possible uh And it is a phrase that I used to hear on Saturday afternoons from one Billy Red Lions,
who had done Das' own, Hamilton, Ontario's own.
And he was the guy who would run down the cards.
He did some play-by-play.
He used to be a wrestler as well.
But he would, for my childhood, he ran down the cards on like, you know,
cavalcade on Channel 11 on chch so it was really
a huge kick for me to be saying don't you dare miss it to end tiny talent time on chch i remember
him well i was watching maple leaf wrestling that's right maple leaf wrestling cavalcade and
all that yep and now for a change of pace your second jam. at this yellow haired girl Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation with a black
haired man
going to dance, you know she dances
while his father plays
guitar, she's suddenly
beautiful
and we all want something beautiful
man
I wish I was beautiful
so come dance the silence
down through the morning
Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Yeah
Uh-huh, yeah
Cut up Maria
Show me some of them Spanish dancers
And pass me a bottle, Mr. Jones
Believe in me
Help me believe in anything
Cause I wanna be someone who believes
Yeah
Mr. Joel and me
Tell each other fairy tales
And Mr. Good Look for Women
She's looking at you
Oh no, no, she's looking at me
Smiling in the bright lights
Coming through in stereo
When everybody loved you
You could never be lonely
Counting crows, Mr. Jones.
Yeah, this came out in, I think, 93, I believe,
and went crazy.
It was a huge hit for them.
And the album it was off,
August and Everything After,
is one of my favorite albums.
To me, it's one of those playthrough albums
where I'll just hit it and play it
and kind of get a little depressed in the middle of it as well
because it's really sad.
Yeah, like Round Here and stuff.
Round Here is super sad.
Reigning of Baltimore, really sad.
But the key to this,
and we'll probably hear it at the end
if we keep playing the track all the way through,
it has my favorite line of all music ever.
At the end of it, he says,
when I look at the television,
I want to see me staring right back at me.
I love it.
And that's how you feel when you watch Splat a lot.
I suppose so, yeah.
Was it YTV?
It was, yeah, YTV, yeah.
Let me know when that line comes,
and I'll make sure you don't hear it.
Yeah, it's way in there.
It's fine.
This was a massive album, though.
It was huge.
It's great.
And then never really repeated after that for these guys.
They're still touring.
I know they've done a whole bunch of tours with Matchbox 20,
but never really repeated the success of this album.
But it's one that I'll still pop in.
I'll pop in the CD into my car and listen to it
because I still have a CD player in my car.
The CD player,
fun fact,
in my car
has not worked
since 1999,
I want to say.
Wow.
Isn't that amazing?
More amazing
that you still have
that car from 1999.
It's fallen apart
before my eyes,
but that's another story.
This,
Adam Duritz,
we played this song recently.
Somebody chose this as their favorite song of all time recently,
and I can't remember who it was.
I'm getting old.
But we remarked on all the babes that Adam Duritz dated.
Courtney Cox.
And Jennifer Aniston.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, both.
He didn't go to Phoebe, though.
Maybe he did.
It would be like the trifecta.
That's right, all of the friends.
But he punched way above his weight, right? Because he looks like he hasn't showered in a while yeah he
does okay here it comes There you go.
It's like he was predicting YouTube.
He's just taking on Andy Warhol here.
Everyone's 15 minutes of fame.
It's a fun jam, you know?
It's all about superficial happiness,
so it's actually really depressing if you think about it. Yeah. It's a super depressing song. know? It's all about superficial happiness, so it's actually really depressing,
if you think about it.
Yeah, it's a super depressing song.
That whole album is super depressing.
Just wait.
Just wait till my number one.
You want to talk about super depressing.
I take a happy band,
and I pick their most depressing song.
So it'll be less angry and more sad.
Sad, sad agony.
Jam kicking today.
All right, let's kick out another jam.
And during the few moments that we have left,
we want to talk right down to us
in a language that everybody here can easily understand. Look in my eyes
What do you see?
The cultural personality
I know your anger
I know your anger I know your dreams
I've been everything you wanna be
Oh, I'm a cult of personality
This is Living Color, a cult of personality.
Yeah, and that really had no influence on my pick whatsoever.
I could not name you another Living Color song.
Most people can't.
Yeah, this hit I have picked simply because it's CM Punk's theme song from WWE.
And I kind of adopted this song as well to be played as the intro for all of my Two Strikes comedy shows.
Because it's the mean comedy show
in the city. I like to describe it
as where whose line is it anyway
meets fear factor. We have
six comics that start, they do your fun
whose line is it anyway style scenes
and then the audience gets to
pick negatively who they don't like
by going, eh. And once they
get two strikes, they're eliminated and the last
two players, I take 50 mousetraps. I spread them all over the stage. The last two performers have to take off
their shoes and are blindfolded. And they play one scene on top of the 50 mousetraps. Yeah.
That sounds dangerous. Exactly. So this is the theme that I use to start that show.
And then Mark Andrada at Comedy Bar, who's the tech there, who's incredible.
Every time I pop out to do a show,
he plays this as my entrance music.
So it's now become my entrance music as well.
And hey, CM Punk's really not doing anything at the moment.
Not at least till maybe October.
Actually, that's not true.
He's fighting in UFC now.
So he's fighting in June in UFC again.
Is there a lot of crossover like that?
Like where a wrestler goes to UFC?
Not a whole lot. I mean, you look at your
well, Ronda Rousey's made her way back from UFC
to WWE and is a giant
star and one of the reasons why their stock
price is soaring. Brock
Lesnar has gone back and forth and has really
played the game well to use it as leverage.
CM Punk just got frustrated with
wrestling and moved on over. He's a terrible
fighter though. And then you have your guys like Jack Swagger, Bobby Lashley,
and back in the day, your Ken Shamrocks of the world.
Of course.
There's someone that you remember.
He was in the WWE whatever?
Yeah.
He was UFC first, though, in the era of Shamrock and Dan Severin.
Dan Severin also made the crossover as well.
And then Shamrock did some wrestling in the Attitude era
and then flipped back over
and was fighting in strike force as like a 50 year old man who's punch drunk fascinating and this jam
you're right uh this was like a big much music hit like this was uh i want to say 1990 but it
felt like it was around then or whatever but uh big hit big jam and then living color uh yeah i
never i don't remember another single out of them.
This is from the album Vivid, but I didn't buy Vivid
because I didn't want to buy an album for one single.
They were expensive back then.
We couldn't steal it.
If you steal it, you had to do the old-fashioned real stealing,
like stick it in your jacket and walk out of A&A or whatever.
Oh, nice A&A. You went with a big record yeah oh nice A&A
you went beyond the
Sams and you went to
A&A
you went right next
door
that's right
that was a good time
in Toronto
like I used to go
down there
I bought all my
music at like
Young and Dundas
area
and then HMV
and I have memories
and I have this
argument with
Mark Weisblot
from 1236
I have memories
of a crossover
where HMV opens
at 333 Young,
but the ANA had not yet closed.
It bled into each other for, I don't know, a couple of months or a few months.
I have memories of this.
And he says I'm wrong.
I remember P8As, and I used to go up and hit HMV and then also Sam.
Well, Sam's for sure, yeah.
And at a point, remember when Tower Records decided to come in and take over,
and that failed miserably?
Right.
So that happened because Tower had the corner
of Queen and Young, right on the corner there.
Yeah, is that like a gap now,
or some of our roots, or a gap?
I don't know.
Yes, that corner by the Eden Center there.
This song just keeps going.
I'm sorry.
It's almost done. I should have picked a quicker track. No, no, no, please. It's only like five and a half minutes. I'm sorry. It's almost done.
I should have picked a quicker track.
No, no, no.
Please.
It's only like five and a half minutes.
I should have given you an edit.
Do people come on here and pick like, you know, a Guns N' Roses, like November Rain?
Are you kidding me?
My buddy Elvis, every song was like 10 minutes long.
Epic jams.
He had Stairway to Heaven in there.
You name an epic song and it was in there.
No, trust me.
And this couple of people keep kicking out.
Steve Simmons and some other people kick out the same Dylan track,
Desolation Row or something, and it's like 14 minutes or something.
Yeah, you see, I'm all about, I try to pick these songs kind of like I pick karaoke songs where I'm going to pick stuff that you know and along with that
stuff that is succinct.
And you don't just have to, well, at a karaoke bar, you got to sit there and
watch people sing terribly.
Well, let's hear this one.
It's a shorter jam.
Let me hear the story
of this sucker.
Oh, yeah. Hey Jack
I know what you're thinking
That now's as good as any juice I drink
Hey Scotty, what's it gonna be?
Gin and timing sounds mighty, mighty good to me
Man, I know I've gotta go, it's the same thing every time
But I don't think another drink's gonna make me lose my mind
So I think about my next drink
And it's you and me and the bottle makes three tonight
Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
You and Me and the Bottle Makes Three
Yeah, this was off the Swingers soundtrack.
So Jon Favreau wrote this movie called Swingers, 1996.
It's what launched Vince Vaughn's career.
And I saw this movie, heard this music,
and then went on this completely insane binge of,
and this was the neo-swing revival that happened in the late 90s.
This, the Cherry Pomodadis, the Johnny Favorite Swing Orchestra from out east.
Right.
Brian Setzer Orchestra.
Yeah, Brian Setzer dipped in from Rockabilly and went in to do big band stuff as well.
I dipped into this so huge.
I mean, I was wearing the wallet chain and I was wearing all, you know, short sleeve button-up shirts with martini glasses on it.
And when I started with the law, actually,
this was all I was listening to.
So old episodes of the law would have Big Bad Voodoo Daddy all over it
and this whole cocktail culture.
I still love these guys.
I've seen these guys in concert about six or seven times.
And one time I saw them at Lee's Palace in 1999
and Jon Favreau was in town
filming the Rocky Marciano movie
and all of a sudden
he went over and asked a lady to dance
and the whole floor,
you know how Lee's Palace
has the submerged dance floor?
Yeah.
The whole floor opened up
and it was like watching swingers
in front of my eyes,
that final dance scene
of Favreau and this girl
dancing away,
it was the coolest thing
as Big Bad Voodoo Daddy played.
I loved Swingers.
That was great.
And they played NHL,
was it 94?
Yeah, they did.
They're going to bust Gretzky's head.
Right, right, right.
Make him bleed.
That's right.
The movie is my favorite
of all time to this day.
It is like, you know,
the guy movie for me
of like all of university.
I just was,
I never did the whole
Year of Money.
I hated the overuse of that. Kind of like, yeah, baby, with Austin Powers. But just was oh i never did the whole uh year of money i hated the
overuse of that kind of like yeah baby with austin powers but i just like i like the whole vibe in
the movie of just dudes hanging out and i uh distinctly remember this revival the swinger
revival because you had like the mike flower pop mike flower pops yeah they did the wonderwall
cover right the wonderwall cover yeah and you had they had another guy uh dick cheese was doing like richard cheese yeah richard cheese did they like baby got back but he did lots like i
collected all this stuff yeah come up yeah he has tons out there there's a whole bunch of bands like
the new morty show alien fashion show um i mean as i mentioned i love the johnny favorite swing
orchestra uh that were from out east i I think they were Nova Scotia.
They were absolutely excellent. They got some radio play
with a song called Root Beer and Licorice
as well. And then
the band members left and Johnny Favre did it on his own.
Not so much.
James B. Yeah, James B.
Royal Jelly Orchestra. I got his stuff.
He's still on the jazz
station this evening.
He was like, because
Ralph Ben-Murray was just here
and he's on jazz all the time.
He used to be the morning show guy there.
But in his band,
when he had the Friday night with Ralph Ben-Murray,
James B. was his band leader.
James B. was there.
And along with that,
Kevin Hearn from the Barenaked Ladies
was a part of that as well.
But it was called the Look People at the time.
Yes, you're right.
Yes, the Look People.
That's right.
There you go. Look at you, man.
Look at you. All right, let's kick out
another jam.
Oh my God.
Crash through the lobby Don't know where to go We'll be right back. to be Hey, baby, I'm the life of the party, life of the party, yeah. Hey, baby, I'm the life of the party, life of the party, life of the party.
That's Planet Smashers, Life of the Party.
Yeah, Montreal band, part of Stomp Records.
And I saw these guys.
Funny thing was, I put them back to back because they opened for the Johnny Favorite Swing Orchestra in 1999 at the Horseshoe Tavern.
Wow.
And I was more into this band than I was into Johnny Favorite.
I went out immediately the next day, went on Queen Street somewhere
to one of those CD shops, bought this, not this album,
yeah, this album and all of their back catalog.
And then when I started producing a show called Bang TV on Global,
I found out that they were coming into town and requested an interview with them.
And I remember getting there and Matt Collier, who's the lead guy in the Planet Smashers, it was at Lee's Palace, but it was upstairs at the Dance Cave.
And he walked up and we're setting up our lights and he's like, hey, are you Jason?
I'm like, yeah.
And he's like, so, yeah, I'm Matt.
I'm like, hi, man.
Nice to meet you. He's like, did you want to talk to us? I'm like, yeah, yeah. And he's like, so yeah, I'm Matt. I'm like, hi, man. Nice to meet you.
He's like, did you want to talk to us?
I'm like, yeah.
Oh.
And he was just blown away.
And he's like, your show's on global television,
like the one that goes across the country.
I'm like, yeah.
I want to talk to you guys.
I love you guys.
He's like, cool.
All right, we can do this then.
It just seemed like he'd never,
no one had ever paid attention.
I went out of my way to find this guy.
They are the nicest guys.
After the interview, they said,
do you need music for your show?
I'm like, yeah, it's skateboarding, snowboarding.
They're like, you can use our entire catalog.
Just give us a credit at the end of the show.
I've had a great relationship with Stop Record since then.
Matt and Mike McGee,
we played all their videos on Byte Television
when it launched as well.
That video for This Life of the Party,
a super orgy porno party.
One was called Along With It.
Surfing in Tofino became my theme for the surf.
These guys are awesome.
Montreal, for some reason, loves Sky,
and it will never die there.
I love these guys.
They're one of my favorite bands.
Probably my, I don't know about favorite Canadian band,
but it's that one that has a really special place for me.
Yeah, I got to plead.
I didn't know the Planet Smashers until I listened to this cut
when you sent me the list.
And yeah, that's got that great ska vibe.
But I don't know musically, I'm not an expert,
but there's a similarity between the swing sound and the ska sound.
It's almost like you just change one instrument and there you go.
The ska sounds a little bit more punchier, at least
that version of Ska is.
And I like the really punchy jump blue stuff
on the swing side as well, which is what Big Bad
is, rather than the
jazzy side of things.
But Planet Smashers are
great. They're just really, really
good dudes. And as Dickie Barrett
from the Mighty Mighty Boston said, they love their
beer. In the States, we call those type of people alcoholics.
Well, here we go.
That's a good segue.
Let's hear your next jam.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah. When something stands for nothing
A detached memory
This one's about everything you don't think about until you sleep
And this one's for nothing
And this one's for fun
This one's for nothing.
And this one's for fun.
And this one's about rock and roll and comic books and bubblegum.
The headstones when something stands for nothing.
Yeah, I think it might be a little bit cruel to use alcoholic as the segue over to the song.
Hugh had his problems, but it's funny because the story that I have about these guys is... I saw Hugh Dillon in Dance Me Outside and then watched him in Hardcore Logo,
and Hardcore Logo is one of my favorite films ever.
I'm with you, man.
I love it.
So, again, when I was working on Bang TV in the early 2000s, I went out of my way to try to get Hugh Dillon on the show, I'm with was in rehab. He showed up as though the night
before wasn't a good night, perhaps a bit of a relapse. But he still did the interview with me,
with himself and one of the other band members. And I remember asking him a question about
performing with Swamp Baby. And Swamp Baby was the band that he performed with
on the Hardcore Logo soundtrack.
And he just looked at me like, what?
Like, how did you know that?
Like, what?
Why?
What?
And then I asked him another question about these covers that he does live.
He covers ABBA's S.O.S. live.
So the interview stopped.
He immediately apologized to me and said, I'm not in good shape right now uh you are
clearly a fan you did your research i want to do this show again and i'm like okay yeah sure thanks
no problem the interview was fine it was good enough sure a week later i was walking down queen
street and someone is yelling at me jason jason i'm like that's hugh dylan this is so strange right
he just happened to be getting out of a car with the comedian Darren Frost, and he's like,
I was serious. I want to do your show
again. And at that point, my co-host
was on a leave, and I'm like, well, you can co-host
with me. And he's like, absolutely, let's do it.
And since then, he's always taken
time out when I've had new projects,
like when I was doing the late shift on Newstalk.
He stopped in and did
an interview with me and has always been
really, really great. And there's that saying,
you never want to meet your heroes, right?
And I had actually heard some stories about Hugh
when he was not in his good times about like,
oh, you got to watch this guy.
Like maybe you don't want to meet him.
He's always been really great to me.
He's been a standup guy and he's always been around,
kind of always an email or a phone call away
when I've been doing stuff.
Okay, now earlier this episode,
you shared a story about Hulk Hogan
was all set to come in and he got sick,
but you were all set for the Hulk Hogan hour.
So I had a similar experience
with Hugh Dillon. Really?
So Hugh Dillon was booked and he was coming in
and I loaded up my sound clips. I did my
research. I do my homework just
like you. We do our homework. I'm all set.
And his PR person
wrote me i actually
screencapped it and tweeted it i was so pissed at this email but it was basically came across like
we got better things to do sorry it was like a last second drop out and i i didn't i never talked
to hugh directly but so everybody i know who knows hugh tells me he was a great guy and i loved
hearing that story that you told about hugh so i've never dealt with hugh directly but his pr person was a bit of a dink and i got uh i never got my hugh
dylan interview my first it's funny you say that because i skipped the first part of that story
when i hooked when i set up that original interview i bumped into hugh dylan all my stories go back to
lease palace at least palace and he was there watching a band called Showcore that I was covering from like, oh,
that's like late 90s, early 2000s. And I asked one of his PR people if I could do just him talking
about Showcore. And she's like, well, just go ask him. And I did. And he did the clip and he loved
this band. He loved the band Showcore and he was taking them on tour. And then he pulls me aside
after this one 30 second clip is all I need. And's like hey what's your show i'm just like oh i
do the show on global bank tv and he's like why haven't i been on it if you're a fan because i
said i don't want to be a nerd i just want to let you know i really loved you and the hardcore logo
and i'm a big fan of the headstones as well i got a bunch of your albums and i was ready to walk
away and he's like why haven't been on your show and i'm like well you i've written your record
company several times and they haven't
responded. He's like, who? I'm like,
I'm going to say her name. She's probably not in the industry.
I'm like, Celestine, because I just remember him going
fucking Celestine!
Just screaming it and going, here's
my email address, here's my phone number, I'm
getting on your show. I want to directly
correspond with, I'm also a
big time fan of the Headstones.
Legit, from day one.
And I love the hardcore logo.
I love it.
So I feel if I could
directly connect via email
or any channel,
if I could connect directly
with Hugh Dillon
and just tell my brief story
about being ready
to drop out last second,
because I don't put it on him.
It's the PR lady or whatever.
I feel like maybe he'd come on
and do the show.
You had just a few weeks ago,
you had Biff naked on, right?
Yeah, Biff naked.
Just hanging out in this chair?
In that chair.
You're sitting, your bum is touching
where Biff naked's bum is touching.
She was my first ever interview on Bang TV.
Get out of here.
She was so sweet.
She was great.
I remember I showed up,
the second time I interviewed her,
I showed up, we were wearing the same shoes.
Just these shasha shoes with flames on the top.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, yeah, she's great.
I mean, she's a Mimico girl.
It's crazy. I did not know that. It's a recent Yeah, yeah. She's great. I mean, she's a Mimico girl. It's crazy.
I did not know that.
It's a recent development.
Wow.
She's been 30 years in Vancouver.
Yep, yep.
I got nothing,
but I mean,
I feel like I'm overglowing.
I've just had a great experience with Biff,
and she'll come back whenever.
I need Hugh Dillon on the show.
Yeah, you should.
Well, you have a very...
Well, you're the buddy.
You're Hugh's buddy.
Send him a note and just say,
hey, can I give this guy your email address and see what happens all right would
you do that i will let yeah because i'm recording this you know okay i know i know i know nothing's
cut out of this podcast i've never edited i almost never almost never edited a word let's kick out
another jam Teksting av Nicolai Winther I am thinking it's a sign
But the freckles in our eyes are mirror images, and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned.
I have to speculate that God himself could make us into corresponding shapes like puzzle pieces from the grave.
True, it may seem like a stretch, but it's thoughts like this that catch my troubled head
When you're away, when I am missing you to death
When you are out there on the road
For several weeks of shows
And when you scan the radio
I hope this song will guide you
They won't see us waiting for such great heights.
Come down now.
They'll say,
everything's perfect from far away.
Come down now.
But they'll stay.
Such great heights.
Postal service.
Yeah, I didn't realize when I put this list together
that everything was going to revolve around one building in Toronto.
But this just reminds me of going to the dance cave
and a whole bunch of fun and drunken Friday and Saturday nights,
more so in my youth.
But that place still exists, and it hasn't changed at all.
And it's just a come-as-you-are type place.
And yeah, they played this song all the time when I used to go there.
And it was also covered for the Garden State soundtrack as well by Iron & Wine,
which is a much slower version.
But that soundtrack, although it didn't make any of my cuts here,
is one of my favorite soundtracks ever.
So this is just a great tune.
And do you process this in stereo, Mike?
Because this needs to be a stereo track.
Of course.
Yeah, yeah.
I was going to say, like, put it on the headphones and listen to this jam.
I love it bouncing back.
It just feels good, you know?
Yeah, it's like if you listen to The Beatles with headphones on,
or if you listen to Don't Fear the Reaper by Blue Oyster Call, put your headphones on.
Also, what did I just read?
With Terry Hart again, I played Corey Hurt's Sunglasses at Night.
Honestly, did you just torture Terry Hart when she was in here?
Pretty much.
You know what?
Did you open with Bret Hart's WWF theme?
Shit, I should have done that.
Because, you know, you're episode 337 but i can only
remember the last episode which was terry hart that's where i'm at now oh yeah terry hart was
just here but yeah so i played i opened with sunglasses at night and it's that the opening
bounces it's great in the headphones too and i'm like yeah that's fucking great this is good too
fun jam.
Okay, I'm hoping my next one doesn't involve Lee's Palace.
It's quite the icon of Toronto and it's still standing.
I have mentioned the Horseshoe at least once though.
The Horseshoe, I recently recorded a special episode in which we just talked about the Horseshoe Tavern.
It was the 70th anniversary of the Horseshoe Tavern.
And I had the guest who wrote a book.
We talked about
what he considered
the 10 biggest shows
in horseshoe history.
It was a very fine episode
if you're interested.
But I haven't done
a Lee's Palace episode.
Didn't they recently
clean up that art,
that distinctive artwork,
of course,
on the outside
of Lee's Palace.
Didn't it come down
to be cleaned
or something recently?
Some people were afraid it was going to be gone for good,
but then it resurfaced.
There's a burrito place in the front of Lee's Palace now.
I think people in that neighborhood are just concerned
about anything coming down and not going back up
because of Honest Ed's.
However, the Honest Ed's sign is going to be preserved, right?
It's going to go on the back of the Ed Mirvish Theater
on the Victoria Street side,
which is an idea I had immediately. I'm on my demo reel which is like a jason agnew.com on my my talk
demo reel immediately it's i still keep this clip i went on sunday morning trivia and i talked about
how you can't if you're gonna get rid of that sign you gotta put it somewhere it's a part of
toronto and i said just put it on one of the theaters because there's a room for Tacky in Toronto.
And sure enough, bam, there it is.
There's been a great controversy, though,
that people are not happy with the preservation
of the Sam the Record Man sign at Ryerson.
Well, it's finally back up.
It's back, but people wanted it affixed to the side of something,
but instead it's on top, which means they had to make it...
Let's just take what we can get.
Yeah.
Let's just take what we can get at this point, okay?
Are there any signs missing?
The 1050 Chum sign
in that building,
that's somewhere, right?
That's at...
Yes, that is at...
It's at Richmond and Girard.
It's on the Newstalk 1010 building now.
It's funny because 1050
doesn't broadcast out of there.
But that's 299 Queen, right?
Is it 299 Queen?
Okay, so it's on the back.
It's actually 260 Richmond.
Right.
So it's on the side
because...
Okay, so when...
Because we used to broadcast
out of there
with Live Audio Wrestling
doing when TSN 1050 first started and it switched over from the oldie station.
Of course.
But the way that Bell Media moved things around is now TSN 1050 broadcasts out of their agent court facility, 9 Channel 9 Court, because I think it was easier to move guests around and get better guests.
And along with that, they're doing the TV side of things as well, and some of the TSN affiliates.
So the 10.50 sign is down
there at the corner of Girard and Richmond,
but 10.50 does not broadcast out of there.
Newstalk, 10.10 does. So does
99.9, and so does 104.5.
Gotcha. I just
recently met someone at the Starbucks across
from 299 Queen, and then as I was unlocking
my bike to go home, Mad Dog
walked out of the streetcar.
Yeah, I know. He was going to do a show with Ryan Doyle.
He was recently on this show with Ryan Doyle.
They were on in the last
month, I want to say.
Yeah, he's a good guy.
Let's kick out. This jam's fun.
Let's play it.
Yeah. I was holding red jeans. Skin was showing hot night. Wind was blowing.
When you think you're going, baby.
Hey, I just met you.
And this is crazy.
But here's my number.
So call me, maybe.
It's hard to look right at you, baby.
But here's my number.
So call me, maybe.
Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's my number, so call me maybe. Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy.
But here's my number, so call me maybe.
And all the other boys try to chase me.
But here's my number, so call me maybe.
Carly Rae Jepsen, Call Me Maybe.
A.K.A. the greatest pop song of all time.
Bar none.
I unapologetically believe that.
Can I just say, what about Since You've Been Gone by Kelly Clarkson?
No.
No.
No, it doesn't compare.
No.
Also, this is a Canadian Idol competitor.
As opposed to your American Idol winner there.
Although my song might have been written by Avril Lavigne. I have to Google that
one later. Maybe.
So Carly Rae Jepsen,
I got, this song became
a running joke on Sunday Morning Trivia
and it got so, so
popular. And I legit, I still bop around to
this song. I know it's incredibly overplayed, but
I love it. I'm not tired of it to this very day.
And there was one Sunday Morning Trivia
show when it was three hours long
and going in and going out of every break,
not only did I play this song,
I played a different version of this song,
whether it be a remix, a cover,
because the internet was just littered with it.
And I played 28 versions of Call Me Maybe
as bumper music within three hours of Sunday
morning trivia. And then
I had people write in and go like, okay, Agnew,
you're kind of drooling over Carly Rae Jepsen. It's a little
bit creepy. Yeah, she's not that
young. No, she's
not that young. They play her young,
but she was like mid-20s or something.
She was mid-20s when she broke through,
so that's got to put her in her early
30s now, maybe?
Yeah, this is not a kid.
This is an adult.
So it wasn't that creepy for the record listeners.
And I love this song.
And there's also a really cool remix of this song.
If you look it up, it's a Call Me Maybe.
Oh, I was going to say, what's the song?
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
It's a Semi-Charmed Life.
So Semi-Charmed Life and Call Me Maybe,
it has the same pattern of song.
And maybe if you're a real karaoke guru,
you can pick Semi-Charmed Life
and sing Carly Rae Jepsen over top of it.
And maybe, just maybe,
I've been known to do that in a bar or two in Toronto.
Perhaps.
Greatest pop song ever.
It's hard to argue with that angry Agnew.
Oh, it's hard to be angry and listen to that song.
No, it's such a happy song.
It's a pretty great track.
Yeah, I went from super sadness with the Counting Crows off the top
to the most happiest song possible with that one.
Now let's take us way back.
Let's listen to an old time jam right here.
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you
You'd be like heaven to touch
I want to hold you so much
At long last love has arrived
And I thank God I'm alive
you're just too good
to be true
can't take my eyes
off of you
pardon the way that
Frankie Valli can't take my eyes
off of you. Yeah, this is actually
a song that I have on here because my mom
loves Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons
so much.
She has legitimately
and without exaggeration
seen Jersey Boys
60,
60 times.
I thought you were
going to say,
I was going to,
my mind was blown.
At first,
I thought you were
going to say six
and then I thought,
oh, 16.
That's ridiculous.
60?
60 times.
Yeah, 60.
It was just a thing
for her and her friend.
Instead of like
going to the movies,
they would go pick up cheap tickets
and go see this over and over
when it was running up in North York.
Of course, yeah.
We together, my mom and I,
have seen Frankie Valli live.
He's still touring, I think, about five or six times.
And for her 60th birthday,
which would have been a couple years ago,
her and I flew to New York in the morning.
We went to see Jersey Boys because it's still
playing in New York. We went out for dinner
and then flew back that night. And it was just
a whirlwind. I surprised her with it. A whirlwind
to her one day. And it was Canada Day because her
birthday's on Canada Day. So that was happy
60th to my mom. Just a whirlwind
one day to New York and back.
Look at this. You're a good son.
That's a beautiful story. And the fun fact
I must share with everybody is that your mom lives
on the same street as my brother. That's true.
It's true. Single mom. You gotta be good to your moms.
For sure. For sure.
Joe Pesci was...
I've never seen Jersey Boys. Do you know that?
I mean, I legitimately like it as well.
I mean, I'll make fun of some of the old stuff.
I still hear Barry Manilow
and I'm like, oh, I grew up with that.
Now it's become kind of like nostalgia to me, and I'll kind of sing along with it.
But I legit like Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons,
and it's incredible that Frankie now in his mid-80s is still touring.
He's supported by the new Four Seasons that are behind him,
but he can still hit that falsetto craziness that he used to do.
And, you know, when you go see a lot of the older guys,
whether it be, Paul Anka's actually pretty great.
He doesn't hit the high notes like he used to,
but he's a great performer.
But I've heard of the Inglebert Humperdings of the world,
Tom Jones of the world.
The voice goes at a certain point.
In the rock world, Axl Rose,
just not the same as what he used to be.
I saw him last October.
You're exactly right.
Yeah.
So, but Frankie, although his movements might not be there
as far as the voice goes,
it's pretty crazy
that he's still able
to do it.
And I, again,
seen him five,
six times now.
Casinorama,
Casino Niagara,
or Fallsview, that is.
Yep.
And it's a great jam anyway.
I mean, it's been covered
to heck and gone.
It's just a staple,
I'd say.
This is a standard.
I love it.
It is my favorite track out of all theirs
because it also has such a different pace
and different points of the song.
So it's great.
Are we on number one now, Mike?
This is number one.
This goes to number one,
and it's a deep cut.
I mean, a deep cut
from what was my favorite band.
Don't call me a zero.
I'm gonna be a hero.
Like Phil Esposito or the Kennedys.
I'll be incorporated.
And I'll be imitated.
And overrated. But that doesn't bother me.
All the jaws will drop.
And all the jaws will drop and all the girls will scream and there will be commotion when i show up
on the scene all that you will see is a celebrity all that you will see is a celebrity Bare Naked Ladies.
Celebrity.
Yeah, so it's, I love the Bare Naked Ladies,
and I was going to play them earlier and play like Brian Wilson,
which was one of my favorite cuts,
but I'm just like, ah, everyone knows that song.
This is a deep cut off their Everything to Everyone album,
and it's Stephen Page, even though they're known as the novelty
and fun band, if you listen
to some of the tracks off Gordon,
but maybe... Good Boy and stuff like that.
Yeah, Good Boy is heavy.
And if you listen to their second album,
Maybe You Should Drive, a lot of it is about
Stephen Page dealing with his alcoholism
at the time. A lot of meaningful
lyrics, and there are a lot of sad, depressing
lyrics that are disguised in happy songs.
This one, of course, it's called Celebrity.
It's about being celebrity.
It's about the cult and culture of celebrity,
and it seems to be, you know, the guys,
in particular, Stephen Page, dealing with that.
And I'm such a fan of these guys.
I actually went on the Bare Naked Ladies
Ships and Dip Cruise a few years ago.
How was it? Because I hear about this.
What's it like? Did you mingle with these guys?
Yeah, they're great.
I mean, the funny thing is, they're all great.
The one that is a little bit more reclusive at the time was Stephen Page,
where he greeted everyone getting on the boat,
and then I really didn't see Stephen for the rest of the tour,
except when he was performing.
But at the time I was there,
I believe i actually
saw the very final performance of the five guys together get out of here it was at three in the
morning they were playing 70s covers in the bar of the ship and they did something with the
equipment at about 3 30 in the morning they blew out the fuse and had to stop playing and it was
our last night on the cruise and a week week after the cruise, Splitsville.
You probably did.
You probably did.
Until this Junos performance.
That was probably the last time they were all together.
That's amazing.
Yeah.
So it was really cool.
And the guys totally do interact.
I mean, in particular, Ed and Tyler.
Well, Tyler's out there in the comedy scene as well.
I feel, you know, Tyler's the one in that.
I mean, I feel like Tyler might come in my basement.
Yeah.
He seems to be really accessible. I'm sure he would. I'm sure he would. Ed is just, he was just
a genuinely nice guy. Obviously, Kevin, very much more the, you know, the musician. And Jim,
it was out there as well. Like, everyone was out there. We took the bare naked lady picture,
or the bare naked picture. Have you heard about this? No. Okay, so on their cruise,
what they used to do, and I can't remember how long ago
they stopped doing the cruise, but everyone
who was interested would wear
a robe out to the main deck of the
cruise, and nothing
underneath the robe, and there was a photographer
who would stand on a very high deck, and
at the count of three, you all dropped
your robe, the photographer took a picture, and
everyone's naked on the cruise.
And you got this picture that you could buy of everyone being naked.
So it's the naked picture on the Bare Naked Ladies Ships and Dip Cruise.
It was fun.
Listen, on that cruise I was on, Sarah McLachlan, Sloan, Great Big Sea.
What year are we talking?
That's massive.
Maybe about 2008.
I'm surprised.
Sarah's on that cruise.
That's big time. She had already broke with the States. Oh, yeah, yeah. Sarah's on that cruise. That's big time.
She had already broke with the States.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Noah's well into breaking.
She was just there playing in the pool,
hanging out with her kids.
That's amazing.
So can I ask,
is this a super expensive ticket?
I mean, it was pretty pricey.
The funny thing was,
I showed up on the cruise
and also there was Sean Cullen,
Pat Thornton,
they were doing a show.
And there were some comics that were on the show that were like the second city cast was the the tour co was there
and um they had the week off because they were just on they but they would regularly perform on
the boat and they were like agnew hey hey what are you doing here i'm like oh i'm okay you're famous
oh and you mentioned sloan was on this thing yeah? Yeah, yeah. That's amazing. Great Big C?
Did I hear that?
Yeah, everyone I think was happy to be on the cruise except Sloan.
Oh, really?
Chris Murphy went out on stage.
Well, he's the guy I know because he's been over.
Chris Murphy?
Yeah, he's been in the tour.
He went out on stage,
and the people that are there
are big-time Barenaked Ladies fans, obviously,
and Sloan performed.
I went to see Sloan.
I was like, this is cool.
You can go see any of these bands at
any time you want. They're performing all the time. For a Canadian music fan, it was really,
really incredible. But I guess the fans weren't singing along with the songs that normally Sloan
fans sing along with. And he got visibly mad on stage. Now I'm picturing the Venn diagram of Sloan.
I would think there'd be a lot of overlap, but maybe that was just me and you. But Sloan and Barenaked Ladies, especially,
well, of course, Barenaked Ladies have a lot of American fans,
I'm guessing.
Yeah, they would because of the stunt album, right?
And the old apartment, the Jason Priestley link,
and all of that.
This is post one week, right?
Oh, yeah, it's post one week.
That would be it, I think.
That's the moment when it becomes like a, yeah.
And where Sloan, it's just Canadian fans.
A lot more Canadian. That might be it
too. The Americans are like, who's this band?
It was fun. It was
definitely a fun time. It was just so weird
seeing all these industry people and I was there as a fan.
Sean
Cullen, he's doing
something, but I think he's a very
funny guy. Like Sean Cullen, I always thought
he's, not that he's not big, he's Canadian famous.
Have you had him yet? No.
Oh, he's got he's got some great stories.
I went to Montreal and back with him doing a show and he's got some fun stories for you.
Industry stuff for you for sure.
He's like a thinking man.
I always think he's just kind of a rather smart and I like his delivery.
I do a big Sean Cullen.
I'll connect you.
I'll connect you.
Connect.
But first Hugh Dillon, then Sean.
Oh, yeah.
OK.
Don't forget Hugh Dillon.
OK.
Yeah.
That's what I'm here for
I just think I'm the
intermediate for you Mike
do you want to say
anything to Steve
my brother
he's listening right now
anything
hi Steve
I'll see you
oh
I don't know if we were
allowed to say the name
oh we're not allowed to say
no I don't know
edit it
no you don't do that right
I don't know
I don't edit it
we'll see
let's see if he gets mad
I'll edit it
what's a long street
there's lots of people there.
That's right.
People already forgot
what he said.
This is the Streisand effect.
I should have just gone by it.
His favorite player
is Gretzky, right?
Yeah.
Get out of here.
And that brings us
to the end
of our 337th show.
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Did you try to buy it off him?
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And your smile is fine and it's just like mine
And it won't go away
Cause everything is rose and green
Well, you've been under my skin for more than eight years
It's been eight years of laughter and eight years of tears