Toronto Mike'd: The Official Toronto Mike Podcast - Music Compilation Infomercials

Episode Date: December 12, 2022

Here's a bunch of great music compilation infomercials I stitched together. I loved these and would watch the over and over again. Toronto Mike'd is proudly brought to you by Great Lakes Brewery, Palm...a Pasta, Yes, We Are Open, The Advantaged Investor, Canna Cabana, StickerYou, Ridley Funeral Home and Electronic Products Recycling Association.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey man, is that Freedom Rock? Yeah man, well turn it up man! The page is blank. Don't you want somebody to love? Making friends. For the world to see. To everything. Turn, turn, turn. If I leave here tomorrow. Freedom Rock has it all, man.
Starting point is 00:00:40 40 original rock hits by the original artist. On four records, three cassettes, or two CDs. Here's more. In a white room with black curtains, you see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name. Sunshine go away today. We may never pass this way again. Come on, people now. Man, you should get Freedom Rock, too. Four records or three cassettes are only $19.95. Two CDs, only $24.95. Here's how to order.
Starting point is 00:01:14 Call toll-free 1-800-632-1700 or save COD fees by sending $19.95 for records or cassettes or $24.95 for compact discs. Plus $3 shipping, too. Freedom Rock, PO Box 1653, Greenville, Tennessee. Love songs. And you are my friend. By the greatest voices
Starting point is 00:01:34 of our time. Tell me how am I supposed to live without you? In a once-in-a-lifetime collection. Somewhere I've been. In a once-in-a-lifetime collection. Time Life Music presents the ultimate love songs collection.
Starting point is 00:01:58 36 beautiful songs. By all our favorite artists. Rod Stewart, Celine Dion, Phil Collins, Gloria Estefan. Get the Ultimate Love Songs collection on two CDs for just $26.99. But wait. Use your credit card, and we'll take $10 off. That's right. You get two CDs for just $16.99.
Starting point is 00:02:42 Get two CDs for just $16.99. And I swear by the moon and the stars. Then review other romantic collections. Satisfaction guaranteed. Wherever you go. Ultimate Love Songs is not sold in stores. I will be right here waiting for you. Stuck on you. So remember, use your credit card and get two beautiful CDs for just $16.99.
Starting point is 00:03:19 Call 1-800-818-6806 to order the Ultimate Love Songs collection on two CDs for $16.99 plus shipping and handling when you use your credit card. Call now. They taught us how to love They taught us how to live And now they're back Monster Ballads 35 powerful hits on two CDs and two cassettes It's awesome! White State.
Starting point is 00:03:51 Mr. Big. Europe. Cinderella. Cinderella The huge hits on Monster Ballads will take you higher Winner Firehouse Firehouse No one knows more about passion than the legendary artists of monster ballads. This 35-track collection is not sold in stores. Rush delivery available. Every bad boy has a soft side.
Starting point is 00:05:10 Get Monster Balance. To order, call the number on your screen or visit our website. Two CDs, $26.99. Two cassettes, $21.99. Do it now. Shop, shop, to a new beat. Presenting modern rock, 24 new wave dance hits. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Two cassettes for just $12.99. We can dance if we want to. We can leave your friends behind. Cause your friends don't dance. And if they don't dance, well, then no friends are mine.
Starting point is 00:06:29 You are an exception. You're my exception. Who do you want me to be? Like, like, like, yeah. Then audition other modern rock albums. There's no minimum to buy. Satisfaction guaranteed. If you leave, I won't cry. Satisfaction guaranteed.
Starting point is 00:06:50 Modern Rock is not in stores. So call now for Modern Rock. To order Modern Rock, call 1-800-206-4411. That's 1-800-206-4411. Or send $12.99 plus $3.99 shipping and handling to Modern Rock, Department 4, Richmond, Virginia, 23280. Remember when rock had no message, no meaning, no nothing but pure fun? It was Fun Rock, music you. Three giant cassettes. Forty of the all-time biggest original rock hits.
Starting point is 00:07:51 Guaranteed to bring out the fun in you. Do you love me? I can feel it in you. Do you love me? Well, I'm like Freda Porter. I'm like Post and Jim. I don't think songs your body can't resist You make my heart sing Music that just makes you feel good
Starting point is 00:08:12 Hang on, Snoopy Snoopy, hang on I sure got Oh, honey, honey But wait Splish, splash, I was taking a bath As a bonus, you'll also get the world's wackiest rock classics Yackety-yack
Starting point is 00:08:30 Don't go back Mother in love Fun rock, share it with your friends, your family, your kids Love Judy in the sky Well, that's what you want Whatever happened to my trans-danger twist? It's now the night Fun rock It's now the monster man Whatever happened to my Transylvanian twist?
Starting point is 00:08:46 Fun Rock. It's now the Monster Man. The incredible four-record collection that you can't buy in any store. Stay tuned to order yours now. Visa, MasterCard, or COD orders call Dartmouth at 465-5145. Visa, MasterCard or COD orders, call Dartmouth at 465-5145. Or save COD charges by sending $24.95 plus $3 postage and handling to Fun Rock, Box 1120, Armdale, Nova Scotia. Call now. Operators are waiting for your call. But remember, this offer could end without notice.
Starting point is 00:09:20 So call Dartmouth at 465-5145 now. Imagine a world where time drifts slowly. A world where music carries you away. Experience Pure Moods, the perfect soundtrack for your way of life. Direct from Europe, this multi-platinum collection has won the hearts of millions. Set adrift with the timeless pleasures of tubular bells.
Starting point is 00:09:58 Or take a trip into the unknown with the X-Files theme. No other collection gives you the feeling of pure moods to order pure moods call the number on your screen or send check or money order for the amount shown plus shipping and handling rush delivery available call now now. This is pure rock passion. And it's going to take your buzz to the
Starting point is 00:10:32 next level. It's Buzz Ballads, the biggest alternative rock power ballads of all time on two incredible CDs. You can't get this two CD collection in any store. These are the biggest names in rock, belting out their hugest hits, all together on Buzz Ballad.
Starting point is 00:11:08 Order this collection online at MusicSpace.com. Get Buzz Ballad, because this is what the buzz is all about. To order, call the number on your screen or log on to MusicSpace.com. Rush delivery available. If you're going to San Francisco In the late 60s and early 70s, everything around us was changing. How we looked, how we dressed, how we felt, how we thought. The songs in this collection were the anthems for those changing times. California dreamin' for those changing times.
Starting point is 00:11:52 It started in San Francisco, came of age at Woodstock, and changed us and the world forever. Time Life presents the complete 8 CD Flower Power Collection. And now you can preview the entire Flower Power Collection in your home for 30 days for just $12.95. You'll get 135 original hits by the artists who defined the love generation. But wait, be one of the first 500 callers to order with your credit card and get free shipping and handling. And there's more. Call in the next 10 minutes with your credit card and get The Summer of Love, two CDs with 40 of the greatest hits from that once-in-a-lifetime summer. So order now with your credit card and enjoy all 10 CDs in your home.
Starting point is 00:12:39 Take it! Take another little piece of my heart, now, baby. Take it, take another little piece of my heart, don't baby. You can preview all 175 incredible hits on the Flower Power Collection for 30 days for just $12.95. It started in San Francisco in the mid-60s, but before it was all over, music, all kinds of music, was changed forever. Turn the water, shade off it. And remember, if this isn't the best collection you've ever heard, simply send it back and owe nothing more.
Starting point is 00:13:11 But keep the summer of love. It's our way of saying thanks. Call 1-800-731-8343 to preview the Flower Power for $12.95 plus free shipping with credit card order. Call now and get two free bonus CDs. Live in after midnight Rocking to the dawn If you like rock music with some juice, we've got it covered.
Starting point is 00:13:33 I'm in one with you Where there's lightning, there's thunder. Now, Cornerstone Promotions brings you Power Rock, a collection of 34 high-voltage classics. You got me running, going out of my mind. You got me thinking that I'm wasting my time, going way down. I've got two tickets to paradise. Won't you pack your bags and leave tonight?
Starting point is 00:14:02 Can't scratch deeper. Can't scratch deeper. Can't scratch deeper. Love is just a fantasy. Can you let it slide? You've got to keep on going. Power Rock features 34 of the legendary bands and greatest hits of classic rock, all in one hot collection. Carry on our wayward soul.
Starting point is 00:14:28 There'll be peace when you walk out. I change. I'm traveling down the road, my burden with disaster. Oh, to show me the way. Power Rock is not sold in stores, so call this toll-free number now. now call this toll-free number now for power rock two cassettes 1998 two cds 26.98 plus 4.95 shipping Call now! Talk about punk! Yeah, we got this CD called Punk. It's loaded with our favorite tunes, man. Yeah! Just listen. This Punk CD has 36 tunes, man, and I'm telling you, they're all great.
Starting point is 00:16:06 Yeah. You also get Huey Lewis and the News. Romantics. And The Fix You can only get this CD by calling this 800 number, man. Yeah. So call now. Call me now. I love you heavily. You can get all 36 of these great songs on two CDs for only $26.95. Or two cassette tapes for just $21.95. Here's how to order.
Starting point is 00:17:08 To order Punk, call the number on your screen or send $26.95 for two CDs or $21.95 for two cassettes, plus $4.95 shipping and handling to the address on your screen. Rush delivery is available. Remember, this special offer is not sold in stores. Because I can't fight this feeling anymore. Remember, this special offer is not sold in stores. Mystic Music presents Cool Rock. The sounds are hot, but the rock is cool. I guess it rains down in Africa There is always something there to remind me Time won't get me, sir
Starting point is 00:17:58 With Cool Rock, you get two cassettes or two CDs with all your favorite hits from the 80s and 90s. It must have been love, but it's all gone now. Now I'm so friends with her. I'm your private dancer, dancer for money. You and you, you'll meet your due. Cool Rock remembers the special times The days of the left us out Where we belong
Starting point is 00:18:28 Baby, come to me Joanna Lady and bride We will go Call now to get this great collection of Cool Rock. And I will lead you home. So don't forget me when I'm gone. Lean on me.
Starting point is 00:18:54 Cool Rock contains 35 chart toppers for only $19.95 for cassettes or $24.95 for CDs. Here's how to order. or $24.95 for CDs. Here's how to order. To order Cool Rock, call 1-800-615-0099 or send $19.95 for two cassettes or $24.95 for two CDs plus $5.45 shipping to Cool Rock, Fieldbox 1111-YO, Monument, Colorado or call 1-800-615-0099.
Starting point is 00:19:18 That's 1-800-615-0099.

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