Tosh Show - Emergency Pod - Aaron Rodgers
Episode Date: January 12, 2024Daniel shares his private letter of concern to Aaron Rodgers.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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A group of high school students started a project to research a string of unsolved murders.
There is no profile of this killer except for the ones the students created.
What if this guy still alive, like what if he comes after us?
Once you start getting a few tips or a few leads or few identifications, then the co-case
isn't so cold anymore.
This is Murder 101.
Listen to Murder 101 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your
podcasts.
Hey, this is Justin Richmond, host of the Broken Record Podcast.
Join me along with co-hostly arose as we sit down with the artists you love to get
unparalleled creative insight.
You'll hear revealing interviews with some of the most legendary figures in music, like
Paul Simon, Usher, Pete Townsend, Damon Albarn of the Grillets, and Missy Elliott.
And you'll hear from up-and-comers, like jazz artist Levy, who told me about her fast
rise to fame during the pandemic.
Listen a broken record on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get
your podcasts.
Hey there, I'm Maya Shanker, and I'm a scientist who studies human behavior.
Many of us have experienced a moment in our lives that changes everything, a moment that
instantly divides our life into a before and an after.
On my podcast, A Slight Change of Plans, I talk to people about how they've navigated
exactly these moments.
Because as we all know, the only constant is change.
So let's make the most of it.
Listen to a slight change of plans
on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
I didn't want to start the show like this,
but I wrote an open letter to Aaron Rogers.
Actually, it was a closed letter,
but I don't have his address. So now it's just
an open letter. Dear Aaron Rogers, I'm sorry you weren't drafted earlier. Now please
calm the fuck down. You know, in the history of the world, the smartest person in the room has never announced that they
are the smartest person in the room.
Just take a deep breath.
I used to like Aaron Rodgers, the green Bay Packers version.
Then he became a jet and you have to constantly tell everybody how smart you are and fuck.
Do I find it tiresome? I mean, I hate the jets. Is that what this is about, maybe? I just, I just
hate the jets. I've always hated the jets the most in the AFC East. You didn't hate the Patriots? Well, sure. I hated Tom Brady. I hated that every
championship they won was because they were the best at cheating that year. Buffalo, they're
obnoxious, but you lose four super balls and I have a soft spot for you. You start turning
a blind eye. I hope for Buffalo. I hope the current Buffalo bills, I hope they do a 30 for 30 about
that two and a half year period they had potential.
Wouldn't that be a riveting 30 for 30?
Remember that two and a half years, the Buffalo bills had potential.
You know why the tradition started by Bill's mafia jumping on tables, do you know where that originally
came from? Originally, it was so they could die because that's how fucking horrible living
in Buffalo is.
Anyway, I want to get back on topic of my Aaron Rogers rant here, the whole thing with him and Jimmy Kimmel over
who's, which one of them's a pedophile or I don't know, I don't know how it worked, but
by the way, they're probably, they're neither from reputafiles or they're both pedophiles.
I don't fucking know.
It's, that's not, that's not my concern.
My kids will never play with either one of them unsupervised. But gunned your head, honestly, gunned your
head, which one of them would you think is a pedophile? Jimmy Kimmel, who you've, you've
seen on TV for 30 years, married couple kids, and it just seems like just a normal dude,
or the other guy who always gets engaged to celebrities and then right before
they get married, just mysteriously calls off the wedding at the last minute, has a super
Christian family that doesn't approve of his lifestyle and has no relationship with him
whatsoever.
Oh, and he has an extremely creepy mustache.
Gun to your head, which one do you go, ooh,
if I had to pick one of these as a pedophile?
By the way, I don't know that Aaron Rogers has a publicist.
But do you think his publicist was like,
hey, before you go on television,
accusing people of pedophiles, could you shave
the mustache?
Just please shave the mustache.
That's my only thing.
All right.
Anyway, by the way, so he does this a bad, not apology.
He, you know, whatever.
He's still feuding with Jimmy because Jimmy made a joke at his expense and, you know, he goes, then he goes on this long COVID rant.
And he, by the way, starts the COVID rant
in the most pretentious way possible.
He's like, I know it's a novel concept,
but I like to read.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Oh, you like to read and you've done all this research.
So you know, you know who else likes to read tons and tons of Catholic priests
who have molested boys.
So maybe reading's not so great.
Maybe a little less time reading more time,
scroll an Instagram and jerking off and the world would be a better place.
He's, oh, by the way, on his COVID rant, he said he had lots of friends that were small business owners
that lost everything due to the COVID shutdown. Really? You did? You had tons of friends that lost
everything? I'd like to see that list. Send me that list of all your friends that were small business owners that lost everything
because my friends that were small business are thrived during the shutdown because
they just took all these government handouts. They did amazing. He also brought up Bobby
Kennedy and that that should immediately the conversation should end there. First time
I met Bobby Kennedy. This is what he said to me.
I introduced him to my wife, he goes,
oh, oh, Dan, oh, Dan, I thought you were gay.
I'm like, okay, yeah, you should be president.
Your gay door is off.
By the way, you made one pass in 2023,
and it was incomplete and made over $37 million.
Why don't you just give all of your friends that lost everything a hundred grand?
I bet you they'd bounce right back.
What do you think?
It wouldn't even affect them.
This is one year in a very long prolific career.
Just one year, just say, I'm going to divv up this $37 million since I only threw one
pass this year and it was dropped. I'm going to go ahead and help all
my friends who lost everything. You know what else he did? He then brought up surfers,
which I was like, Oh, here we go. He talked about the pandemic and how you need vitamin D
and blah, blah, blah, and how surfers were being arrested for surfing. Oh, really?
You know, I did during the pandemic in California, surfed every day with my friends and none of
us were arrested.
So quit turning into the clickbait.
You fucking pretend you hate.
Oh, so annoying.
By the way, I don't have a problem with him if he would just come out and be like, hey, this is what I think.
But it's when you start saying stuff like,
this is what happened and Fauci is a murderer
and he wants everyone dead.
It's like, couldn't you be wrong?
Like, that's all I want.
I just want him to be like, oh, I could be wrong,
but this is what I believe.
And by the way, could I be wrong?
Yes. Could my doctors be wrong? Yes this is what I believe. And by the way, could I be wrong? Yes.
Could my doctors be wrong?
Yes.
Of course they could.
I have no problem saying it,
but if there's a sword I'm gonna fall on,
it's gonna be that.
Like I'm not gonna be like,
oh, my wife and my kids died.
Oh my goodness.
How did they die?
Well, I listened to my award-winning doctors from
Beverly Hills instead of the quarterback for the Jets. You Zach Wilson? No, fucking. Not
fucking Zach Wilson. The other one that reads, you know?
The other guy that reads a bunch of books,
I listened, I should have listened to him
and now instead my wife and kids are dead
because I listened to doctors
that told me this was the right thing to do.
Oh, I'm so mad at myself.
I don't even know why Aaron Rogers is still employed by the Jets in the
first place. The guy should have been canceled long ago for sending those dick picks to the
staffers. That's actually Brett Five. They're all the same. They're all all the quarterbacks
of this thing. That was Brett Five. Fuck the Jets. Fuck the Jets. Fuck the Jets. Fuck the jets! Fuck the jets! Fuck the jets!
A group of high school students started a project to research a string of unsolved murders.
There is no profile of this killer except for the ones the students created.
What if this guy's still alive? Like, what if he comes after us?
Once you start getting a few tips or a few leads or few identifications,
then the co-case isn't so cold anymore.
This is Murder 101.
Listen to Murder 101 on the I Heart Radio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hey, this is Justin Richmond,
host of the Broken Record Podcast.
Join me along with co-hostly arose
as we sit down with the artists you love to get unparalleled
creative insight.
You'll hear revealing interviews with some of the most legendary figures in music, like
Paul Simon, Usher, Pete Townsend, Damon Albarn of the Grillis, and Missie Elliott.
And you'll hear from up-and-comers, like jazz artist Levy, who told me about her fast
rise to fame during the pandemic.
Listen a broken record on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey there, I'm Maya Shankar, and I'm a scientist who studies
human behavior. Many of us have experienced a moment in our lives that changes everything.
A moment that instantly divides our life into a before and an after. On my podcast, a slight change
of plans, I talk to people about how they've navigated
exactly these moments.
Because as we all know, the only constant is change.
So let's make the most of it.
Listen to a slight change of plans
on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
Thanks.