Tosh Show - My Future Ultra Luxury Travel Agent - Jaclyn Sienna India

Episode Date: September 24, 2024

Daniel jets off with Jaclyn Sienna India, travel planner to billionaires, for a conversation about chartering yachts, helicopter airport transfers, and why high-end hotels are overrated these days.See... omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Daphne Caruana Galizia was a Maltese investigative journalist who on October 16th 2017 was assassinated. Crooks Everywhere unearthed the plot to murder a one woman WikiLeaks. She exposed the culture of crime and corruption that were turning her beloved country into a Mafia state. Listen to Crooks Everywhere on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Gianna Perdenti. And I'm Jemay Jackson-Gadston. We're the hosts of Let's Talk Offline from LinkedIn News and iHeart Podcasts.
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Starting point is 00:01:01 podcasts. Hey, everybody. This is Matt Rogers. And Bowen Yang. We've got some exciting news for you. You know we're always bringing you the best guests, right? or wherever you get your podcasts. that's as hilarious as it is insightful. Tune in for all the laughs, the stories, and of course, the culture. Don't miss Catherine Hahn on Lost Culture Eastus. Listen to Lost Culture Eastus on Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:01:35 What's the most expensive trip you've ever planned for someone? Two million. Two million. How long was that trip? A week. A two-million-dollar week trip? A week. A two million dollar week trip? Yeah, that's nothing. Welcome to Tosh Show, the only podcast where you come for the interview, but you stay for the promo code.
Starting point is 00:02:04 And that promo code usually is Tosh. I say whenever you're checking out on any website and it says, do you have a promo code? I would just type in Tosh. See if I don't throw you 10% bone. Eddie? What up? Welcome back.
Starting point is 00:02:20 Thanks, bud. Holy cow. Last week, just a ship without a course. Oh, man. We were all over the place without you. A boat without a rudder. A boat without a rudder. That's what we were last week.
Starting point is 00:02:34 Have you fully recovered? No, I have not. I got three more weeks in the sling. But whatever. Do you feel like you had to do this surgery? Yeah, I did have to do it. Total tear, so I guess so. You feel like it was a success?
Starting point is 00:02:47 I feel like it was a success, yes. Do you think you'll be better than ever? I think my left arm's gonna be just 80% of what it could ever be. So no. Will you still be able to play the violin? Yeah, because the left arm, I just steady it under the chin. Could you play the violin before? No. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:03:05 Now, Eddie and I are both veteran travelers. This episode, I am looking forward to it today because we're gonna be focusing a lot on travel hacks and you say, oh, what kind of hacks do you have that can relate to us in the back of the bus? I got a few, you know? If you're not able to fly private or first class, I got a few hacks for you at the airport.
Starting point is 00:03:31 You ever do this one, Eddie? I call it my picnic. What you do if you're flying commercial, coach, you stop off at Popeyes before you get to the airport. Get yourself a 16 piece. Now that's gonna come with, I believe, three signature sides and eight buttermilk biscuits.
Starting point is 00:03:47 Now when you board the plane, the smell, it doesn't even matter if it's lukewarm at this point, people are going to be itching like, Oh, that smells good. Now you just, you treat the flight like a, like a picnic. Who's in the people sitting next to you that you were, you know, fighting for elbow space. You're, oh, now it's like, no, we're all sharing here. I got, I got enough for everybody. We're just going to eat fried chicken, biscuits, and some sides. You can't go wrong with this hack.
Starting point is 00:04:17 It works every time. You'll build lifelong friends and, and people that, you know, that aren't sitting by you, they're at least getting free smells. One of the biggest difference between commercial travel and private travel is you don't get to drive your car all the way up to the plane at airports. Well, that's true. But no one can stop you from pretending your handicap. I believe it's a HIPAA violation if they ask. Better yet, fake a handicap and let them know you're military.
Starting point is 00:04:51 Probably get yourself a free coffee. Eddie, you ever check luggage? Nope. Of course not. You're a veteran traveler, but you're only allowed one carry-on and one personal. But guess what? You're only allowed one carry-on and one personal. But guess what?
Starting point is 00:05:06 You're also allowed to bring a pillow. Mmm. Here's the pill loophole. Okay? Fill that pillowcase with whatever you want. That's a whole nother bag. See the problem is when you have a carry-on and you wear a size 12, you bring one extra pair of shoes, that's eating a third of your
Starting point is 00:05:25 luggage space. Not with the pill loophole. You throw a couple of pair of boots in there, that's fine. Boom. Saved you 45 minutes at the airport. I'll tell you the worst thing about flying commercial, having a layover. Unless you embrace it. Treat whatever city that you have a layover in as just another little vacation city. Make the layover as long as possible. Five hours. Go into town, try the local barbecue. Now you just cram two vacations into one. That's Hamptonality.
Starting point is 00:06:00 If you're at your vacation destination over a Sunday, oh, why don't you check out a local church? Start asking weird questions to people in the congregation. Make them think that you're some detective in town trying to solve some murder. By the way, even if it's not over a Sunday, you can still go to a church. They're usually open. Usually they have AA meetings.
Starting point is 00:06:21 Ah, just stroll in there. Tell a whale of a tale. They'll talk about you forever. And no matter what hotel you're at, I always, you tip housekeeping, Eddie? Yes. And why do you tip housekeeping? I learned it from you, Daniel.
Starting point is 00:06:35 Because I force you to. You did. That's the craziest thing that people don't do. Never thought to do it. I like make some sense. You gotta tip them. You gotta tip. They're going in there, they're cleaning up our disgust. The problem with tipping housekeeping is you're really
Starting point is 00:06:49 putting them in a good mood for their next clean. You just got to pay it forward. You're hoping the person, the room that you came into was was tipped. Right. You're hoping they were in a good headspace when they were scraping the jizz off the... Mr. Coffee. If you could afford to hire today's guest, you'd never need any of my travel hacks, because she would have already taken care of everything for you. Enjoy. Daphne Caruana Galizia was a Maltese investigative journalist who on October 16th 2017 was murdered.
Starting point is 00:07:33 My name is Manuel de Lía. I am one of the hosts of Crooks Everywhere, a podcast that unearths the plot to murder a one woman WikiLeaks. Daphne exposed the culture of crime and corruption that were turning her beloved country into a mafia state. And she paid the ultimate price. Listen to Crooks Everywhere on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. and it's going to cost us. It's going to cost us.
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Starting point is 00:10:23 podcasts. My guest today proves that the ultra rich have lives so much better than anyone listening and it's not even close. Please welcome the only person fancier than me who's ever set foot in this studio, luxury travel agent to the billionaires. Jacqueline, thank you for doing this. See, I love what you do, probably way more than you do. Well, I'm only doing it. They said you were going to become a member. I'm coming here to collect my money.
Starting point is 00:10:55 According to the prerequisites that I've researched for you, I don't have enough money to be a member, but... We'll still take your money. I do think, though, that I travel well above my means. You honestly have to today in order to feel great service. You actually have to go above anything in order to feel like you're taking care of and people listen to you and they care about you. It's really important.
Starting point is 00:11:21 I just, this, this is what I want to spend my money on. I don't blame you. So, and when I work, you know, pretty much throughout the world, wherever there's English speaking people that want to pay to hear comedy, I will literally, as long as I break even, I'll spend 90% of what I'm paid on my travel. Because it's honestly not worth to do the job to go travel. Right. And be grossed out and then feel like it's a shit show.
Starting point is 00:11:49 No, no, I don't like the straddle, I don't like anxiety of travel unless it's like really fun and fancy. Let's get going, I got so many questions for you. First, we'll start with this typical, do you believe in ghosts? Maybe. You grew up in Brooklyn,
Starting point is 00:12:03 just so I know who I'm talking to here though, are we talking a Greenpoint or Brooklyn Heights? Neither. Avenue Y and Ocean Parkway. Did you travel a lot as a child? No. Where'd you visit? Like what were vacations for you as a kid? Florida. Always Florida. Where? Sanibel Island. They took a big hit last year I think. They did. And then we went to go visit grandparents in like Palm Beach County, nothing fancy. I know, we had the same life kinda. Yep. I used to go to Florida, and then I lived there.
Starting point is 00:12:31 I lived there too. Where'd you live? On and off so many times. I've lived in Miami, I've lived in Palm Beach County. I have a love-hate relationship with it. Okay. It just seems like it'll be cool, and then every time I go there, it's literally horrific.
Starting point is 00:12:43 The people, the food, it's disgusting. Tell me how you really feel. I hate Florida. Fine, you hate. But I may move back at some point, so. I mean, we all have to eventually. Right. The residency thing and the no taxes is just so juicy.
Starting point is 00:12:57 I don't care. You don't care? No, I love paying tons of taxes. You do? Awesome. Does it matter? At the end of the day, it doesn't really matter. Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 00:13:07 Look, I want to start with this. You got kicked out of college while in Philadelphia and pretended to be pregnant to get readmitted. Now, first of all, why were you kicked out? Grades were horrible. Never showed up. Was paying a service to write my papers. And then why would being pregnant get you readmitted?
Starting point is 00:13:26 Who knows? It worked. Just came up with, I'm just good at coming up with stuff. So when I got called into the dean's office, grades were horrific, never showing up. I was working two jobs at the time and I just hated school. And so I just put on the fake tears and told them that I was pregnant and just going through a really rough time. And there's really nothing else you can say besides get back to class. And did you turn your life around then and the grades went skyrocketing up?
Starting point is 00:13:52 Not at all. No, okay. Did you even finish? I finished, yeah. Okay. The people that wrote my papers were really making me look so much smarter than I was. So you were cheating.
Starting point is 00:14:01 Yeah, absolutely. Okay. It's the only way to get to the top, right? I don't know. I have to get to the top, right? I don't know. I have never been to the top, but that was never my goal in life either. I was just always good at outsourcing and delegating,
Starting point is 00:14:11 even from a young age. My brother and sister used to hang up my clothes. I've never hung up my clothes before. I was like seven and they would be, I would pay them like 25 cents to like hang up all my clothes and make my bed for me. And how's that relationship with your siblings now? Not great.
Starting point is 00:14:26 I don't talk. So I don't think it, I guess delegation really hasn't worked out for me. All right, explain to me exactly what you do for a living for people that would have no idea. Okay. And by the way, everyone that's listening to this is gonna hate us today so much.
Starting point is 00:14:44 Everyone always already hates me, so it's fine. Well, my fans love to point out how out of touch I am, but I enjoy sharing it with them even though they get mad at me. Okay. All right, so let's explain it. I founded a company, Sienna Charles, 17 years ago, and we serviced a lifestyle and travel
Starting point is 00:15:04 for people that are worth 100 million and above. Not just their travel, I mean, everything that- It started off with just travel. So 17 years ago, it started off as just a traditional travel agency, and then found out that basically learning people's passions and being an expert in every area of the world was important to be successful. And then now being asked to help people with access,
Starting point is 00:15:25 restaurants, help them get an Hermes bag, help them get into a facialist that doesn't take new appointments. And so it's very much about access just as much as it is about travel. How'd you get your clients? How'd you get your first client? Started the company 17 years ago, had no clients,
Starting point is 00:15:41 didn't come from a wealthy background, so just couldn't like dip into daddy's contacts. Spent like three years, no clients at all. I would write the press in New York and tell them that I was the most exclusive travel company in the universe and like started to get like little articles about myself. People would call, but I could tell that they weren't really wealthy. So I would turn them down and tell them that I was super busy with billionaires that season. My husband literally thought I was the biggest idiot because we were dead broke eating pasta
Starting point is 00:16:09 with butter. And then I finally got a call from a billionaire and they asked me to get their yacht into the Galapagos. And I said, absolutely, we do that all the time. Hung up, found out that it was illegal due to environmental rights, and then figured out how to get it done and got it done. And like it was one client at a time from there. That is really ambitious.
Starting point is 00:16:31 Made a bunch of money and people thought at the time like an idiot spent every dollar on travel. Probably waited another year to get a client, but realized as soon as I talked to them, because I did spend all that money on travel, that I like just got back from Paris and told him where I was eating or just got back from the Seychelles and like was talking about the spa and Realized pretty quickly that being a subject matter expert like it's what helped close the sale and so Spent the rest. I mean I've been to 90 countries and it's always about learning the product How long have you been married almost 20 20 years. And does he go on all
Starting point is 00:17:05 these research trips with you? He does, yeah. He hates it. Yeah, I'm sure he does. Why does he hate it? He likes routine. You're totally different. It's not his passion. I mean, well, yeah, but I mean, a nice hotel has to be. We don't do hotels. We do houses. You only do, I do too. I prefer houses too. I hate hotels. Are you worried, you know, the whole Airbnb world is, or do you not deal with that level at all? I deal with it for myself and you wind up finding really amazing people and you actually kind of learning the system a little bit.
Starting point is 00:17:36 So Airbnb Lux, have you? Yes. So they've kind of acquired all the people that were like the onesie twosie people that had their stuff on Google or by themselves anyway. So they're starting to acquire all the best stuff out there anyway. But I have like all these metrics that I use
Starting point is 00:17:52 in order to find the house for myself. I'll start with Airbnb. And my team has like a spreadsheet of like the 30 things that are the most important to me. And then after they fill out the spreadsheet with the check marks, I wind up finding like the most incredible, mind-blowing home that shouldn't be on Airbnb.
Starting point is 00:18:07 I mean, sometimes you hear about Rihanna or somebody, they just find a house that's not even for rent. I've stayed at estates in Menorca with an orange grove. I've stayed at the most incredible homes using Airbnb. I think it needs an enormous amount of research and time, but there's other ways to find stuff if you don't even wanna mess with Airbnb. I think it needs an enormous amount of research and time, but there's other ways to find stuff if you don't even want to mess with Airbnb. I'll get into what those things are because we even Lux or any of those things I find it's tedious and I'm like I don't this isn't good enough.
Starting point is 00:18:38 You have to go through the real estate agents. I know. So you have to find the people that sell the stuff that's 10 million or more, reach out to every single one of them and see what their like back pocket. I try to find real estate agents that have some pocket listings that will just run it out in the meantime. That's what I do. Right. I know what you do. I just don't want to pay your fee. Your yearly fee is tough. So then you're just like 75k a year. Yeah. Just base. But do you know how much people could waste by not having a service like ours? Travel is incredibly transactional. You could blow 75,000 on one trip and it'd be a shitty trip. Mm-hmm. And then then you're still if you're traveling all the time
Starting point is 00:19:15 Would you most your clients have their own like means of travel or do they do you have to? Charter flights for them. I'd say 90% of them own their own plane or do you have to charter flights for them? I'd say 90% of them own their own plane. 90% own their own plane. Yep, or sometimes they own their own plane and they just use it domestically and then they like taking like an Emirates or a Singapore to further a field.
Starting point is 00:19:35 It really just depends on like- What's the biggest, largest actual jet any of your clients have? GE6. Okay. But none of them have like a 777, you know, one of those just enormous things where it's like a full.
Starting point is 00:19:49 People in the Middle East do. Yeah. Yeah. You deal with those people? Of course, we love them. How often during COVID, when during the lockdown, were you getting people to jump borders? We did it twice.
Starting point is 00:20:01 We got people into Turkey and we got people into UK and avoided the... The shutdown? Avoided everything, yeah. What about drugs on a plane? You ever have to deal with it? You can put them in your luggage. They really don't check, do they?
Starting point is 00:20:13 They don't check. Yeah, no. What do people get for membership? 24-7 access to me and my team. And what all are they, are they only using it for vacations or what? Rich people don't take vacations. Well, what do we call it?
Starting point is 00:20:28 It's just a lifestyle. You just travel nomadically to pursue your passions and things that you like on a moment's notice. That sounds way cooler. Yep. Ah, that sounds way cooler. A 75k membership. Starting out. Is it starting out?
Starting point is 00:20:42 What's the most that someone can pay? We've had people pay 250 before what's the difference between the 75k access and the 250 access the people on their? Membership so like multi-generational family. Are you looking towards this 250 one? No, the clients as is our diagram as the richer they get are the are the requests more ridiculous Are they bigger assholes? How does it work? Is there a diagram as the richer they get, are the requests more ridiculous? Are they bigger assholes? How does it work? I think a lot of new money people are definitely assholes.
Starting point is 00:21:10 New money? Yeah, they definitely want people to, I say that there's this celebritization of travel. They want, when they arrive, they want a fucking motorcade of people and they want everyone to rush them to their room as if they're a presidential candidate or something. They want to feel really special,
Starting point is 00:21:28 and I think people should always feel special no matter how much money you have. I am obsessed with service, but I think people have gotten, it's too much. That's interesting, because I would always associate new money with, they kind of have a grip of where they came from, whereas an old money they're just
Starting point is 00:21:45 No, no old money people are really kind. They're used to maybe they grew up with service I think now like I found this thing where let's say somebody has a hundred million dollars somebody's worth a billion dollars They're both sort of like trying to get their seat at the table and people don't really care about the person that's worth a hundred million Dollars, they don't necessarily care about the person that's worth a billion dollars, but we're constantly trying to get hotels and other people to really care that they're there. I think it's amazing how much money people have made, but they do use it to value themselves and they want people to treat them accordingly. Bunch of jerks.
Starting point is 00:22:22 Bunch of jerks. What percentage are women? We deal 99% with men. I'd say men are the CEOs. That's got to change. Okay. You're gonna change it? Yep. I'm gonna do my job. All right. What's the most expensive trip you've ever planned for someone? Two million. Two million. How long was that trip? A week. A two million dollar week trip? Yeah, that's nothing. Well, I mean, it's the most expensive one you've ever done.
Starting point is 00:22:48 Yeah, but it happens often. People just spend money like it's going out of style. What percentage of your clients are American? I'd say 90%. Okay. It seems like Europeans enjoy vacation more, but... They're cheap. We've got the richer people, huh? They're cheap. They're definitely frugal They'd like to travel totally different especially UK market
Starting point is 00:23:08 I'd say the best markets are Asia Middle East and then America people were just spending they want the best of the best and they're Willing to pay for it and you get kickback from everything. No nothing and say nothing. I said no no yeah Okay, so somewhere in between everything and nothing is your kickback. Hotels give you a little kickback, a little taste. 10%. Yeah, that's, it's barely a taste. It's barely paying for my dog. Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:33 Yeah. Well, your dog probably eats well. He's okay. He eats salmon, wild salmon. Yeah, and zucchini. Oh, they like zucchini, huh? He likes zucchini, yeah. What kind of dog is it?
Starting point is 00:23:41 Yorkie? It's a Yorkie, yeah. Oh, I guessed it. Yeah. Do I just look like a Yorkie owner, right? Will you travel with your dog? I always travel with my dog and we're not allowed to take cars. He gets really sick in the car, so we have to take helicopters. You don't have to.
Starting point is 00:23:59 No, I have to. I don't want to hear him cry. It's annoying. Does he puke? He pukes. He starts regurgitating. I I had, I have two dogs, but prior dog couldn't drive. He always got sick. Small Havanese. It feels so bad for him. Yeah, it goes absolutely ham and like, it's just like hacking and it's just like a whole thing. So we're just like, fuck this and we'll take helicopters.
Starting point is 00:24:18 Now, what about countries that have quarantine laws? How do you get around? We don't go there. You just don't go there? No, so like for Vietnam, we'll stay there for two months. We give him like a handler and a babysitter and then we'll go like ping around and then he'll stay there. What about Hawaii? Can you get your dog to Hawaii?
Starting point is 00:24:31 No. You can't, right? Don't even try it. It's such a pain. Yeah, and Australia too. I know, Australia's bad. Yep. Hawaii I've pulled off before.
Starting point is 00:24:38 You have? Mm-hmm, but I don't do it anymore. It's not worth it. No. What's the it place now that is gonna be ruined because of social media? Oh, it's already ruined, Saint Tropez. It just, it's turned into like a LVMH sort of billboard,
Starting point is 00:24:55 right, people go there and everyone wants to feel special, everyone wants to feel super rich. It's just like a play on itself. That's what people want today. People wanna feel like they're doing the same thing as other people that have money. So everyone goes to Paris, everyone goes to Saint-Tropez, everyone sort of does the same things. Do you like Paris?
Starting point is 00:25:10 I have like a love-hate relationship with it. I find it to be aggressive at times. What's the hotel I like in Paris? La Reserve. La Reserve. You know La Reserve? I like it. You like it?
Starting point is 00:25:21 I like other places better. Okay, but that's where I stay. I just don't like Jack Garcia, the designer. Oh. So you like dark woods and maroons. No, I like. I like the location. I like Gabriel.
Starting point is 00:25:33 I like the location. I like boutique. I like that it doesn't feel like heavily traffic. Then I have the perfect place for you. Oh yeah, what is it? I just got back. The new Chopard Hotel. It's next to the Ritz.
Starting point is 00:25:42 It has no lobby, so you don't have a bunch of people walking through the lobby. It's 16, it's 15 suites. It's truly incredible. Okay. I think it blows La Reserva away. Oh, geez. Sorry, Michelle Ribier.
Starting point is 00:25:55 Ah! The big chain hotels, your favorites that are nice. Zero. You don't like Four Seasons at all? I think they're fine and, let's see, what's my favorite Four Seasons. Like Four Seasons Florence is amazing. I think like certain ones are great but I think as a brand that's too much focused on growth and like every hotel looks the same and so I don't I don't really like the big chains anymore. Okay. So Marriott bought Bulgari and
Starting point is 00:26:21 Ritz-Carlton and I think like people have used points to get into those hotels. I do think luxury and travel should be available to everyone, right? I think that everyone should be able to have that special moment, so I don't want to say that it shouldn't be for them. But I think when a hotel has to service the ultra-high net worth at the same time as people that aren't, I think it sort of skews service because it has to be geared to everyone. Like for my company, the reason it is membership
Starting point is 00:26:47 is because I only service one type of person and I know exactly what they want and I don't open it up to everyone and it sort of messes with. Yeah, I can't imagine if you hung out with eight figure millionaires. It would be so, so bad. Gross.
Starting point is 00:27:02 If TMZ saw me doing that, it'd be so horrible. It's just, it's like you didn't even try. Right. You ever been to a Sandals resort in your life? No, and I never will. Ah. Have you? Uh-uh. Not good.
Starting point is 00:27:14 No. No bueno. You ever use, I use tablethotels.com. You ever use that website? Like 20 years ago. Oh man, you can't judge me. Listen I'm not at the level that your clients are at so I feel like... But you are though mentally I can see it. Mentally you're there you just don't I don't think you know how to... You know and people... There's a lot it's a lot. The environment I always like to point out to
Starting point is 00:27:40 be like oh you fly private and that's bad for the environment but But no, no, I do a lot of times get dead legs. Okay. Do you really care? About the environment? I mean, of course you care about the environment, but do you really care about like carbon emissions in a private plane? No, I offset it by having an electric truck and dead legs. Okay.
Starting point is 00:28:00 The plane's going to fly anyway. I just get to say, no, I'm kidding. Tell people what it costs to fly private from LA to Europe. Um, I would say like 125 grand. So it's 50 grand from New York to LA. So yeah, maybe like 125. Each way. Each way. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:17 Now do you ever fly with your clients? Um, I've flown with George Bush before. George Bush the president? Yeah, I've flown with a few clients, yeah. Oh, the weird one to drop. Right, well who was it gonna drop? I don't know. The homeless guy down the road?
Starting point is 00:28:31 I mean, like who? Unhoused, but no. Oh, sorry, right. Has anybody ever asked you to send them to Epstein's Island? No, but I was just talking to somebody, I was talking to some guy from the Rob Report, he was interviewing me about private islands, and there's a private island that just opened
Starting point is 00:28:47 that actually looks at Epstein's Island. And I was like, that could be like a cool excursion to like take a boat over, see if anybody's on there. What about, what's his name? What's that magician, Copperfield? Muscha Kay. Yeah, that island got some bad publicity for a while there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:01 You ever rent that one out for people? I've put it in proposals before for like corporate events, but if there's like sex things going on there, I don't think we'll be recommending it anymore. Do you ever, what about the whole, billionaires taking weird sex trips? Is that, do you know about this? Do you book it?
Starting point is 00:29:18 If people ask- Or do you turn a blind eye to it? And if people ask us to book it, we'll book it. There is like a eyes wide shut moment that's happening in Beverly Hills. Oh really? Yeah, did you want the address? No. Okay, no.
Starting point is 00:29:29 No, but I like to know that it exists. It is, it's there. Really? Yeah, I'd say there's not a ton of the sex stuff that we've come into contact with, but it's out there and if people ask for it, I mean it's, why judge? All your clients ship their luggage?
Starting point is 00:29:43 As do I, 100%. What if you're taking just a short trip? It's really low level to carry your own luggage. Ugh, what's the best suitcase? Ramoa Trunk Plus only in metal. You ever use space bags? What is that? Those plastic bags where you vacuum out the air
Starting point is 00:29:58 and it just shrinks out. I don't have time for space bags. I now have these gross, cheap, clear plastic bags. Why? That we just, because I've got kids and white men. I'm like, I don't care about luggage anymore. Like just fill it up, load it up. You can do that and still have nice luggage though.
Starting point is 00:30:14 Like I have expensive luggage and you can just, that's why I buy the Trunks Plus. It's like six bucks. I buy the Trunks Plus so I can just throw all my shit in and I don't have to fold it. And then I have one or two, sometimes my husband has one, and then we started this new thing called Backstock. And so I bring every single thing
Starting point is 00:30:32 that I'm obsessed with in my life in Backstock. Like I use a different toothbrush every time I brush my teeth. I have like a hot. Every time, even when you're home at your house? 100%. Why would you use the same toothbrush for like 30 cents? Well, they're not 30 cents, but I also, you don't use it like an oral bee,
Starting point is 00:30:46 like an electric one or a Sonicare? No, because I want to change it every time. Well, you can change the head, I guess, if you want to, but those heads aren't cheap either. Yeah, so I bring everything in back stock. I have like my own tea, I have like a scale, I have- A scale, what's the scale for? I want to keep myself accountable.
Starting point is 00:31:00 I know what like my target weight- When do you weigh yourself, just so I know? In the morning. Yeah, in the morning. Have you ever pooped yourself as an adult? Like accidentally? Almost always. Almost always.
Starting point is 00:31:11 Almost always. But you haven't. I haven't fully, yeah. Shit your pants. No, whenever I eat spicy food and wherever we're like driving, I have to always pull over at gas stations. Oh, I can't see you fancy you at a gas station
Starting point is 00:31:24 using the restroom. I'm high low, I don't care. Okay. I can't see you fancy you at a gas station using the restroom. I'm high low, I don't care. Okay. It's better than shitting yourself. Well, that's fair point. I have considered diapers. No you haven't.
Starting point is 00:31:33 I think it's super smart. I mean, yeah, of course it's smart if you have a problem, but you don't look as cute in diapers. Maybe you can get cute diapers. Maybe that's a new market. That's not, there's no market for cute diapers for adults. Talk about your laundry situation when you travel. You send in everything out constantly?
Starting point is 00:31:50 If we're saying it houses, my husband's doing it like every day. Your husband, is he, is he a team player? He's learned to become one. Haven't you fired him? Many times. And he just is like, all right, that's okay. What else is he gonna do?
Starting point is 00:32:03 I don't know. What does he do? He helps me out wherever he can and he's also a drummer. Oh, look at you. Everyone always gives me that look. Oh, you did it. I did it, yeah. We got a drummer.
Starting point is 00:32:15 He's really handsome. Well, sure he is. Yeah. I mean, the drummer, that's cool. Not all drummers look great. No? No, have you seen them on Instagram? No, I don't look at drummers on Instagram. You should. Why would I be looking all drummers look great. No? No, have you seen them on Instagram? No, I don't look at drummers on Instagram.
Starting point is 00:32:26 You should. Why would I be looking at drummers? You should, you should look at drummers on Instagram. All right. And that's why I'm so proud to have a handsome one. Wellness is important to you. Yes. All right.
Starting point is 00:32:37 I hate that word though. Okay, sorry, what would be better? Self help, what do you want me to say? No, there is no other word for it. Okay, sorry. How do you handle eating out constantly? When I rent homes, we cook a lot and we have chefs. I don't like eating out constantly.
Starting point is 00:32:51 I feel like a bloated turd. That's the downside. Yeah, that's an issue. I like hiring a chef, but I don't travel with a chef. That's too much for me. It's not necessary to travel with them. We just hire amazing people. We just had a chef in Ibiza for a week
Starting point is 00:33:03 and it just feel like lighter. And I like eating fish too. I love eating fish. Yep, and no sugar at all. There's tips and tricks. And if I do stay at a hotel, I have a rider to not leave crappy desserts and stuff when I arrive, because I'll eat it all and then I'll feel guilty later on.
Starting point is 00:33:19 As soon as you walk in, I want there to be stuff laid out. I don't want the sugar. You're really anti-sugar, huh? Yeah. What about like a seasonal popcorn? If it's not GMO and all that other good stuff. I mean, you're fancy.
Starting point is 00:33:32 Yep. Wait, I heard, tell me if this is true, that you occasionally, or coffee enemas, true or false? Did one this morning. Feel phenomenal. Emptyed out. Feel great. Really? 100%. Are you in touch with your liver? Do you know about your? No, I don't know about it at all.
Starting point is 00:33:47 How much coffee are we talking about though? Like Starbucks size, Vente? Yeah, no, it's, my husband makes it. It's a large cup. We have the travel enemas in the back stock bag. It feels so good. And then we go like four times a year to Baden-Baden to clean out our liver.
Starting point is 00:34:03 Where? Baden-Baden, Germany. Oh, isten botten. I don't know where. Germany? Oh is it in Germany? Botten botten. Incredible. Spas. You love spas? I do, but I don't. I like spas, real spas. What about the Asian ones where they just rub you violently? Obsessed. I usually go to India though,
Starting point is 00:34:17 because they rub you violently for five hours a day. What country has the best service? I'd say Japan. China has incredible service. Asian. Singapore, yeah. I love Mexico. I like it, but I just overeat on the chips. Ah, that really is a concern.
Starting point is 00:34:33 You don't trust yourself around good food. No, no, no, just chips. Just chips? Chips and margaritas are a major issue for me. I understand. So I wind up leaving, I'm like, I hate Mexico, but I really just hate myself. Spacewalks. Any of your clients ever ask for spacewalks? No. I think it's so stupid. What
Starting point is 00:34:49 about Titanic? You sticking them in submersibles? I don't do it. I think it's just so stupid. What's the one country everyone should go to before they die? China. I love it. People are afraid to go there. I think it's an incredible dynamic. I think it's clean. I think it's old. It's new The food is amazing. The people are amazing. I absolutely love China. What about North Korea? You ever sent any clients there? No, I'm gonna go it's opening up in November. So I'm definitely gonna go it's opening in November They're gonna allow certain tourists and do you fit that category? Probably not, but I'll find a way to get in I love Korea. I go a few times a year for facials and shopping, and so North Korea would be incredible.
Starting point is 00:35:28 I don't think their facials are gonna be better than South Korea's. Maybe I'll let you know. What about Indonesia, are you a fan? What about the Maldives, you love it? Hate the Maldives, love Indonesia. Why do you hate the Maldives? Because it's fake, there's no fish in the sea,
Starting point is 00:35:42 there's no coral left, there's no food, there's no real culture. You's no food. There's no real culture You don't really know that you're celebrating like Maldivian culture like there's no such thing You just go to some fancy resort that has blue water and like people think that it's just so exotic I love it. You do? No, I love your take. If you're gonna go somewhere interesting and you want to be around that area Then I'd rather go to Sri Lanka or southern India. I mean, I just think the Maldives is just so cheesy at this point.
Starting point is 00:36:06 What about Russia? You like Russia? Obsessed. You're obsessed with Russia? It's so glamorous, it hurts. It's unbelievable. Everything from massages to food to service is just beyond.
Starting point is 00:36:17 What about their prisons? Incredible, I'm sure they're beautiful. Lots of gold. Rank these types of clients from hardest to easiest to please. Okay. Tech bro new money. Hardest.
Starting point is 00:36:29 Why didn't it finish? That doesn't even matter. Entertainer, athlete, royalty, generational wealth. Generational wealth, easiest, royalty, tied or second easiest, athletes, like easy as well. It's just the tech bro. That's just like, they think they can do everything better cause they have Google. They think they can Google their way through life
Starting point is 00:36:53 and it just doesn't work like that. I think I would agree with it based off of nothing. Right. Where you add on these, this generational wealth, is it too much? Is there going to be a ceiling to this? Is it going to stop? Why is it? They said it's gonna be the most transfer in the next five years of generational wealth. Because of the just these old people dying off? Yep. I can't wait. You can't wait? Yeah it's gonna be
Starting point is 00:37:15 amazing for my business. You're gonna work with all the all the kids? They seem to. We work with a lot of the kids now. Yeah. Okay. Do you have a lot of entertainer clients or no? Just as long as they're willing to pay for stuff right they're used to everything being for free so if they're used to paying and they want to pay and they're open to that then we'll take them on as clients but we're not taking them on for free nor are we bartering with hotels to get them free stays. I love what you're saying there was a time in my career where I could do a little bit of bartering. It's not even worth it. It's embarrassing. It's not even worth it.
Starting point is 00:37:45 You get like the, it's just, they're not even worth it. I don't want to do, I don't want to be obligated in any way. Like, hey, will you promote our business? I'm like, no, I'm not gonna promote your business. It's not even worth it. I mean, I pay, I used to get everything for free. I pay my way now, cause if it sucks, like I want to be able to say it.
Starting point is 00:37:59 I don't want to like have to think that I'm going to book it. We have a broker to deal before for a major A-list celebrity to get them and 20 people a whole free trip. We got it done, but it's never doing it again. Yeah, what do you get out of that? We charged a really hefty fee. But it's just so fucking stupid, honestly. It's like you have the money.
Starting point is 00:38:20 A person is worth literally $800 million and had their entire team work on getting everything for free and it's like time is fucking money, like you might as well just pay for the thing and then have your team work on something else. It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Did that boat sinking affect business? No.
Starting point is 00:38:37 Do you know what I'm talking about? The yacht? Yeah, the yacht. No, not at all. The problem with yachts is you can't get that many people to sleep on a boat. I think there's like a limit after I think like 11 or something. Right.
Starting point is 00:38:50 Why are you trying to pile up the boat though? I don't know. That's a good question. That's just super gross. Well, I don't want it to be gross, but you know, if you have a couple and they have two kids it's like it quick, the numbers quickly jump up when I only need, you know, three rooms, but now it's like 12 people, like no, it's not legal. So then I would get boats in like the 100 to 125 foot.
Starting point is 00:39:09 I mean, you don't need the mega yacht, right? You just need a nice size boat with four cabins probably. You hear that? I don't need a mega yacht. Are people renting a lot of boats? Is that common? 100%, we push it. I mean, I think it's honestly,
Starting point is 00:39:23 there's no better trip than a yacht. It's like you have like, most yachts are owned by billionaires and the billionaire buys this asset and then trains and finds this incredible team in order to service him. And then by the time you get there, like the captain is unbelievable, the chef is amazing, all of the team is incredible.
Starting point is 00:39:40 They're used to serving at the highest level. And so that's the expectation. As opposed to hotels, which, you know, can have basic rooms for millennials. And then they have like this trophy suite, but like this team on a yacht is just is aiming for excellence in every way, shape and form. That's interesting. I should maybe look into this.
Starting point is 00:39:58 You would be blown away, but it depends on the location. It depends on everything. It like depends on if you want to go like a lot of people would either go remote with it, right? If you wanna go like visit islands that you can't get to by other means. Or if you wanna like be in the scene and you wanna like have your shirt off and be like jumping around in Capri
Starting point is 00:40:14 and like want everyone to see you. Right, like Leo maybe with like a young new girl that he's dating. Exactly, if you wanna go Leo, then you can do like a Capri moment or you can do like islands of Sardinia and Sicily and make it more like remote and really special. I like that idea. Yeah. What about dude now do I sleep on the boat or do you just use the boat for
Starting point is 00:40:32 like the fooling around? No you 100% sleep on the boat and some days you get off and you do a great lunch other days when you're at sea like the captain and shuffle design like a really cool meal for you. It's truly like six- luxury. Okay, what's this trip cost me for? And do I have to do longer than a week? I don't like traveling longer than a week. No, the boats are only seven days. Okay, so what's this trip cost to me? Where do you wanna go with it?
Starting point is 00:40:56 The latter, the island hopping, the more remote. So I think it could cost you maybe 200 grand. Okay, it's a lot of money. It's honestly so worth it. It sounds worth it. It is really worth it. And it's just, I think it spoils people because I think it, like then you're already planning
Starting point is 00:41:13 like the next season. It's absolutely incredible. It's worth every fucking penny. And when do I have to do this? What season is the right season? You can do it, I would do it May to September. If you wanna save a little bit of money, you can do it in September after the rush,
Starting point is 00:41:25 or you can do it a little bit, like don't do it in July and August, you're gonna pay the most. What about January? You gotta get a real good deal then, or no? I don't think there's anybody going out in the Mediterranean in January. Why?
Starting point is 00:41:35 Because it's like 40 degrees. Oh, that's when I wanna go. Yeah, you're one of those shoppers, okay. Yeah, you should, enjoy. Everybody who's on my show, I give them a gift. Okay. I know, that's the right response, is not excited. I literally hate receiving gifts
Starting point is 00:41:53 because they're always bad. Right, well here, you're gonna love this. The gifts that I give are just things around my house that I don't want to see anymore. Awesome, so I have an errand to throw it out. Right, I'm basically giving you my trash to throw it. This, I have a back stock of these. Okay. I always travel with the carbon monoxide alarm.
Starting point is 00:42:10 Love. Put it in back stock, baby. Right. You throw that. Brilliant. You throw that in, especially if you're clients. You have kids, they have kids. You won't want them to kill their kids in these Airbnbs. Has this ever come in handy for you? No, it's never gone off.
Starting point is 00:42:22 But I always throw it in because I've read the horror stories where like they all they rented a house and nobody woke up. Okay. Yeah, that's one good Okay, so I get to this is stuff from my hotel when I check in a hotel. I don't drink champagne I just gifted champagne hilarious. Look at this. I like this one. This is a $200 bottle amazing and look at so 2012 Wow, we got age to it. It has the card from the Mirage that is no longer a hotel in Vegas brilliant Daniel. Look at that. Thank you Can I I'll be car thank you for all you do. We appreciate it so much. What did you do? I do shows there. Okay, but I didn't I didn't take the uh, thank you. I didn't take the champagne
Starting point is 00:42:59 So I give you the champagne. Okay, awesome. What else we got? We got something else. There's a puzzle Why do I get three? I feel comfortable with one. I'm giving you more. There's way more. There's more? This puzzle has been out on a table in my house for maybe three months with like barely the edge done. So this morning I told my wife I'm done with this puzzle and I just undid it and I'm giving you that puzzle. Awesome. Okay. This is a valid AAA card.
Starting point is 00:43:25 You are gonna get discounts. I don't drive, but thanks. But it's my wife's. Okay. I've set that on the counter. I said, here's your new AAA card and it's been on the counter for a month. She will not pick it up and put it in her wallet.
Starting point is 00:43:37 So guess what? Now you're getting her AAA card and you'll get those discounts. What else we got down there? This, now I, this is a facelift mask that was in my hotel. Okay, gold is supposed to be really good. It's supposed to be good. That's in the penthouse at the Cosmopolitan
Starting point is 00:43:53 where I work now. Okay. It's a great place. So I've- Appreciate that. You're welcome. I'll put it on the next time I'm doing my coffee, Anima. This is a thunder jacket for your dog,
Starting point is 00:44:03 but I don't think it's gonna work. It didn't work for my dog. I think I'll turn it into a diaper. Love it. It didn't work for my dog. Perfect And then I got I don't your keys are probably too small for these little sweaters. Wait, there's so many gifts here Yeah, but these are just some sweaters cuz I have a small dog But she's too old now to put on clothes cuz she gets angry. Okay. All right. Appreciate it. Thank you I have nothing for you. No, I don't want anything is just for you. We gotta get that off my desk Yeah, we got to set that down or something. We gotta go like I'm gonna set it down, please I mean, I don't want anything. It's just for you. We gotta get that off my desk. Yeah. We gotta set that down or something. We gotta go. Like I'm gonna set it down?
Starting point is 00:44:26 Please. I mean, I don't have a staff. Oh, wait. I have one more thing for you. Oh, God. Sorry. It's for to up your enema game. I got you a small, uh... Oh my God. I need this for back stock. Cause every time I go to hotels, we ask for a French press. That's cool. Thank you. So there you got a French press as well for your enemas. Great. Appreciate it. Thank you. Or there you got a French press as well for your enemas.
Starting point is 00:44:45 Appreciate it, thank you. Or whatever you're gonna do with it. Yeah. Talk about the difference between travel pre and post COVID. It's an absolute shit show now. Service is horrific, everything is booked up. Everything is booked.
Starting point is 00:44:59 People actually cared before COVID, now it's just about money. I mean- I feel like they're getting rates that they never got before. They're getting rates that they've never gotten before. The average hotel room now, the basic hotel room is $1,200 plus tax.
Starting point is 00:45:13 General managers sit into an office, they don't even come out and greet you. It's all about money. It's a disgrace, honestly, what's going on in hospitality. All right, geez. What do you tip housekeepers? Zero. I don't like to hear that.
Starting point is 00:45:27 I'm sorry. You should always tip housekeepers. Really? Yes. I always leave money for housekeepers. Or you leave like that $20 on the counter kind of thing. Min, min a night. Really?
Starting point is 00:45:38 20 min a night. That's amazing. I'm gonna start doing that. Do it. I don't know why I never thought about that. Come on. How do they know it's for them? They know it's for them. There's money out.
Starting point is 00:45:46 No, that's called stealing. No, it's not. We've already checked out. You checked out and you left $20. Mm-hmm. Oh, but if I was there for six nights, I left whatever six times 20 is. I'm honestly the most generous person I know,
Starting point is 00:45:57 and I feel like it's better to also like give gifts and be thoughtful instead of just throw money at people. No, I'm not going to buy a gift for the housekeeper at the hotel. Why? You're out all day, you can just like, if you're buying a bag. I'm not out all day. I got shows to do and stuff.
Starting point is 00:46:12 Oh, I forgot, you're so busy. I'm so busy. When you were a kid, you thought that you were destined to be a billionaire? 100%, I was always super weird. My family would be downstairs beating up the family dog and I'd be upstairs making a business plan. Why were they beating up the dog?
Starting point is 00:46:29 In a playful way. They're roughing it up and I'm upstairs just reading the encyclopedia. I always wanted something more. My mom showed me something that I did, I think it was in kindergarten, I'm not sure, but it was every kid had to put their favorite car and I had put a
Starting point is 00:46:46 car service. Love. Brilliant. That was what I wanted. I love that. A driver. Absolutely. That really hasn't changed.
Starting point is 00:46:55 You said luxury means something different to everyone. Absolutely. What would be your perfect trip? I mean, I take it every day. I mean, I'm always on it. I love relaxing. I mean, I just rented a house in Ibiza for a week and it was incredible I mean like a great fish lunch and you know a chef at night running a boat
Starting point is 00:47:12 I just like chilling you didn't do a ton of work while you were there I mean, I visited a million restaurants for clients. Okay, so that's what you're doing. Yeah, it's all a big write-off Yep, all your trips always Jesus pretend you don't have endless amounts of money. What's the best travel tips you could give random people listen? I think that there's no bad place to go in this universe But I think people should just go wherever they can afford or go. I mean, it's always amazing to discover I don't I don't mind any place. I'm That's what I'm saying. Like, I love everywhere. I'm a fan.
Starting point is 00:47:47 I love driving across this country and like, stopping at shit keg places and eating barbecue. Like, I truly love everywhere. You like Cracker Barrel? No. I don't like there. You've never been at a Cracker Barrel? I've been there once. What'd you get? Breakfast or lunch?
Starting point is 00:47:59 Probably some meat dish. But was it lunch then? It was like lunch. Yeah. Uh-huh. Did you get biscuits or cornbread? Probably both. Oh, you can get a variety basket. Love carbs. That's funny. What's your favorite place?
Starting point is 00:48:13 To travel? Like personal. I'm being honest, I'd rather not be anywhere. Home. Same. Like I love being at home. I'm a super homebody. Yeah, well listen, Jacqueline, this is very informative. anywhere. Home. Same. Like I love being at home. I'm a super homebody. Yeah. Well, listen, Jacqueline, this is very informative. Thank you very much for being on the show and I appreciate it.
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Starting point is 00:52:18 We should have come up with a better name than just free plug. What do we got this week? It's bowling against bullies. You like to bowl, don't you Ed? Love bowling. You love bowling. Well, if you're in Dayton, Ohio on Sunday, September 29th, you could participate in bowling against bullies. It's at the, uh, what is it?
Starting point is 00:52:41 Pole King. Pole King Lane South? Yep. From seven to nine PM. Come bowl with the detour program incorporated as we bowl against bullying. All proceeds from this event will go towards anti-bullying and suicide prevention programming. Now, how much is it going to cost to eradicate bullying in Dayton, Ohio?
Starting point is 00:53:04 Uh, tickets range from $15 all the way up to 145. is going to cost to eradicate bullying in Dayton, Ohio. Tickets range from $15 all the way up to 145. Now for $15, you can come have dinner and cheer on your favorite team or bowler. That's pretty good deal, right? Yeah. 15 bucks. You don't even have to bowl. You just get to have dinner at a bowling alley, which is known for fine cuisine.
Starting point is 00:53:23 You don't even have to get your fingers in that disgusting ball. Youth bowlers can get three hours of bowling. Bullying, no bowling. It's tongue twister. Youth bowlers can get three hours of bowling, three hours of bowling, shoes and dinner for 15 bucks. Well, they said it's from seven to nine. That's only two hours.
Starting point is 00:53:46 How are they getting three hours of bowling? Going till midnight. You gotta go past the allotted time. $30 you get three hours unlimited bowling. Oh, so it's not unlimited. It's bowling, as much bowling as you can do in three hours. You get shoes, dinner, and for 50, you can bring a friend. This is great.
Starting point is 00:54:12 It's a great thing that's going on in Dayton, Ohio. You want to bring your own squad, 145, you and five others get three hours of unlimited bowling, shoes, dinner. And once again, remember you're bullying, you're bullying against bullies. It's just so hard. And, uh, Paul King, is it Paul King? Paul King.
Starting point is 00:54:38 Paul King Lane South. It's located at 8871 Kingsridge Drive in Dayton, Ohio, between the Walmart super center and, and. Menards. Menards. And Menards. Oh man. I hate bullies.
Starting point is 00:54:53 I hate bullying too though. I don't know who I hate bullies more. I'll spare no expense when it comes to striking away bullies to the gutters. Okay. I get it. That's a fun free plug. Well, I hope we help them. At least they sell an extra ticket or two.
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