Tosh Show - My New Year’s Resolution

Episode Date: December 31, 2024

Daniel isn’t the only person who shits their pants on the reg, as we have learned from so many of his guests on the pod.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast, and wherever you get your podcast. Hey, are you flushing? What are you flushing in the toilet? Why is my septic constantly breaking down there? You'll have to understand me that one. All right. Posh show. Posh show. You'll have to ask Tammy that one. All right. Tosh Show! Tosh Show.

Tosh Show. Welcome to the final installment of Tosh Show 2024. Man, that was a great year. 2024? 2025? Wow. I can only imagine how great things are gonna get next year. You excited? I'm so excited.

And I just can't hide it. I'm about to lose control and I think I like it. Oh, man. Oh, I had a... Hey, I paid up the other day. Oh, yeah. My father-in-law, I lost a bet you may remember on the show How is Gator football looking this year? We're gonna do good this year No, you're not. Yes, we are you won't finish 500. Yes, we will how much a hundred? Okay, you're on

He said that Florida was gonna have a great year and I said they were gonna be garbage We agreed that six and six was a push. They won their last three games. Now they're playing in some meaningless bowl. Anyway, he won. I gave him a hundred bucks. I said, oh congratulations on being mediocre. He's like, that's it's gonna be great. Yeah. Billy Napier for another year. Anyway, Greg won. Yeah, he won kept talking about How great their their draft class is gonna be it's 12th Before we won those last three games. We were 44th now. We're 12th Let's see if he answers his phone

Let's see what happens here Hold on. We call see what happens here. Hold on, let me call this. Yes, sir. Hey, I paid up on my bet, correct? Yes, you did. Oh, and you're living high on the hog. What bowl game are you guys going to be in? Uh, it looks like the Gator Bowl.

Oh, congratulations on the Gators making the shitty, who gives a fuck Gator Bowl Oh congratulations on the Gators making the shitty who gives a fuck Gator Bowl who are they playing it's turkeys yeah but a hundred bucks I'll give you a chance win your money back all right then I want to go then I want to go triple or nothing on on next year getting a better record than seven and five. Okay. I'm up for that. It'll happen.

Oh, you think it'll definitely happen? Oh yeah. You think all those, you think Texas, Georgia, Alabama, all those programs are going to slip? No, we're just going to play normal Gator football again. Indeed. Indeed. J we trust your head coach is garbage.

We love Billy. Do love Billy you love Billy yeah yeah I'm being corrected here yeah that's that's the party you love Billy you love Billy because he lost five times this year that that is how far you have fallen exactly if we win the bowl game he'll be 19 and 19 since he's been oh No head coach should be paid money to be 500 Eight million a year eight million a year. That's what he gets. That's interesting. All right All right. We'll go double nothing in the bowl game. All right. Hey, are you flush it? What are you flushed in the toilet? Why is my septic constantly breaking down there? You'll have to ask Tammy that one. All right

I Don't know what he is seriously though Every week something's wrong with the septic system just in their little guest house He says he's only putting toilet paper in the toilet. I don't know. My grinder's getting destroyed. That's such a gross word. I don't know. You know, that sub pump that. Yeah.

I don't know what he's doing. There's floats in there. Alarms are going off every day. I'm having to run out to the guest house, shut alarms off. What are you doing in there? He's like, I've just, nothing. I think he's just got too much fiber in his diet. Yeah.

Eddie, you got any New Year's resolutions? Nope. Good. I only have one, I make one, the same one every year. Don't shit yourself. And then every year I am disappointed. But this year, it's gonna be my year. By the way, I'm not alone. Enjoy. The forces shaping markets and the economy are often hiding behind a blur of numbers.

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Presented by Elf Beauty, founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports. Posh show. On the count of three, we both tell it both say how many times we've shit our pants as an adult. Okay, one, two, three, thirty. Too many. I have thirty probably. I shit my pants a lot. Me too.

Really? Oh my God. I really think I have a problem. No, no, I know I have a problem. I should talk to a doctor about it. What do you do when you're performing? Like has it ever happened Broadway? Like you're like, oh no.

One time I took a pee break in the middle of a scene in a show once, because I had to. I'm not talking about pee, I'm talking about diarrhea. Oh, I never have to shit on stage. For some reason, I don't know. I thought you said you shit your pants. Yeah, just in daily life though. Right, but your stomach doesn't get upset

or nervous before a performance ever and you have to empty everything out? Not that way. Oh, good for you. You're not living my life at all. I've been on a toilet just exploding and I hear them introducing me. And I'm like, well, I'm not coming. That's devastating

So what do you do? No, I just let them deal with whatever they got to deal with out there Show must go on. No, it doesn't the show doesn't go on. The show doesn't happen. No, it does The show waits until I'm finished, right? And then and then I get out there. I'm like, oh, yeah, I was in the back It's your show, right? And they all just laugh. Oh, the coke shits, okay. No, I don't do cocaine. I just say something stupid to move on. All right, but it's okay.

But you've crapped yourself, that's good. When I text you that I have to, that we're gonna go surfing, but I have to poop first, how long does that mean? Well, you spend a lot of time on the chair. How long? Yeah, well, you go a few times a day because chair. How long? Yeah well you go a few times a day because I feel like every time I text you you poop. No before I

surf I make sure I poop. 20 minutes? 20 minutes, fair enough. I've never been actually diagnosed with IBS but I've shit myself way more than I ever want to admit so I need a schedule. I need to know what my day is gonna be like. Not only was that your second dessert of the day, didn't you have dessert at lunch? Well, I have dessert after each meal. Do you think that's why you shit your pants so much? Like I remember when I was moving to Malibu and you were like, all right, so like here's the things you need to know. Like this is where you go eat. And then you were like, and when you're on

PCH, if you got to go to the bathroom bathroom all the porta potties are on the ocean side Whether on the ocean side every every about almost every half mile you can get a part man that one near Winding trail which is on the other side happened me Thank God it was opened at this hour one night because I I barely got inside of there before all hell broke loose And I said sitting there like, why are you telling me all the bad things? Just in case you get shit? I'm like, most of us don't shit our pants.

I'm like, you and like my father-in-law, the only two people I know who broke their pants. Oh, your father-in-law shit his pants at your, well, not a wedding, it was at Ind Cabo. Ind Cabo at Thanksgiving. At Thanksgiving. At Thanksgiving he shits his pants at the restaurant. What's the matter?

Oh. Oh, it was the best Thanksgiving ever. When did you become vegan? Probably like nine years ago, but it was before the animal stuff. I just had a lot of digestive issues. Me too. When I was growing up, I would only poop twice a week. It was awful.

I used to do that too. Bad. I would poop once a week. My mom said I'd get too distracted and I wouldn't poop and then I get backed up and then I sit on the toilet for like two hours just screaming and have to miss school that day. We're supposed to poop twice a day.

Well now I poop just constantly. Well, it's not good. Not good, it's constantly. And in public. Not in a bathroom. On the street? Yes, like a better version of in the street. Recently I shattered a record.

You might get arrested. No, no, you can't get arrested for poop version of the industry. Recently, I shattered a record. You might get arrested. No, no. You can't get arrested for pooping on the street. In public? Yeah, if it happens, it happens. There's no law against having an accident. I mean, I get that. You're not a lawyer, are you?

I get that it's an accident, but if you're always doing this. I'm not always doing it, but I'm saying I have IBS, and it's like recently, it happened twice in one day. You might need to work on fixing your gut. No, I know, my gut's a wreck. Yeah, we should maybe talk about that.

Well, like today, just for this interview, like I don't, I really don't eat this morning until after this is over. You should talk to my husband. Why? He does all digestive stuff. Oh man, he could, I should do that. Because that's disruptive to life.

No, it is, but it's also a good story at every party. I guess if that's the most important. Maybe secretly, I like the thrill of, oh no, I'm about to shit myself once a week. Why? Well, because you're getting rid of toxins. No, I think I like it because it allows me to tell my wife I can't go someplace.

Well maybe you need to work on that with your wife. Like if you don't want to go somewhere, don't go. That's what I do 99% of the time, but in a relationship, it's a give and take. So 1% of the time I have to give. I have a few small toilets that I have that I travel with. It's nice. Put that in your tent. Let's think through what my tent smells like

with a bathroom. This thing's nice. This one's nice. It's got, you just put- It's like a composting one or like- No. No, it's just a bag. You put a bag of-

You put one of those chemical pills in it that can handle a porta potty, but it's only handling five gallons. You ever pooped your pants as an adult? Yeah, probably. You know. Handling five gallons ever pooped your pants as an adult. Yeah, probably Once again a side effect of it's post-prostate It's really got a lot of problems

Attached to it. You ever shit yourself as an adult? Uh As an adult I've never shit myself but I remember when I was in school one time I went to wipe and a little got on my finger and And it got on my shirt and I had to go back to class Oh, man, and I had to like take off my shirt and like wash it put it under the dryer. It's no good That's no good at all. I mean how old was this? Ships probably about like 21 22. Oh, oh geez. Okay. All right. It's embarrassing You ever have to take a huge shit on the side of the mountain all the time You just do it you ever get sick to a huge shit on the side of the mountain? All the time, you just do it.

You ever get sick to your stomach and just like that type of? Yeah, no, I've had a bunch of full on one-handed dumps off the side of mountains where you're like literally hanging on the side of a cliff and you just hang on and you're like, oh my God, I got poop. Do you carry some Continental wet wipes with you? Generally I have some TP in the bag, just in case.

That's good. You go to the bathroom in your listings a lot? Pee? Poop. You've never pooped in your listings? I would rather kill myself. No. That's such an extreme.

No, no, that's so private for me. All right, well then you've got amazing bowel control, but where do you draw the line? Cause you're allowed to use the bathroom. Of course. I know, I have, I... You ever had sex in one of your listings? Are you allowed to? No. Why are you not allowed to have sex in one of your listings. Are you allowed to know?

Why are you not allowed to have sex in their bed? You're allowed to use the bathroom. Why can't you use their bed? Have you ever pooped yourself as an adult like accidentally? Almost always almost always almost always but you haven't I haven't fully Yeah, shit your pants. No, I whenever I eat spicy food and wherever we're like driving I have to always pull over at gas stations. Oh. Yeah. I can't see you fancy you at a gas station using the restroom.

I'm high low, I don't care. Okay. It's better than shitting yourself. Well, that's fair point. I have considered diapers. No you haven't. I think it's super smart. I mean, yeah, of course it's smart if you have a problem,

but you don't look as cute in diapers. Maybe you can get cute diapers. Maybe that's a new market. No, that's not, there's no market for cute diapers for adults. That was the same tour that my manager, Kristy Smith, ended up breaking rule one on the tour bus. Oh wow, yeah.

And she blamed it on the lobster, but we all ate the same lobster rolls, and then all of a sudden she was just blowing up the bathroom, flying down the highway. Oh, it was disturbing. I don't want to eat a rhubarb pie either. That's too much. Yeah. It's overwhelming.

You like it? I don't like rhubarb nuts. Disgusting. What if it's mixed with strawberry? Nope. Nope, not even. Okay. A strawberry pie. It's so, Hey, what are you doing the rest of the day? I don't know. I'll be shitting. Strawberry pie, it's so, oh. Hey, what are you doing the rest of the day?

I don't know, I'll be shitting. I just had a small slice of strawberry pie. Just so much. But then first, I said, wait a second, I'm taking all this stuff, and I'm supposed to be shitting my brains out, and that hasn't happened, but I felt totally normal. So I asked my wife, I said,

when does it say during this that you're going to start pooping? And she said, she looks it up, she goes, oh, it says between 30 and 60 minutes. And I'm like, oh, well, it's been 35 minutes. I probably shouldn't take him for a drive right now. And then at 37 minutes, I was like, oh, is that a fart? Nope, that's not a fart. So I ran to the bathroom and I had my first one. I was excited about it.

It was the first one. Whoa, just an explosion. I mean, it really comes out fast. And now I have a bidet and I have my wet wipes, anything that I need. This was my mistake. I probably was wiping too normal at the beginning, even though I was using a bidet and things like that.

What I should have been more gentle, just almost padding, because toward the end of this prep, it was sore back there. The bathroom situation, that's the nightmare at all these places. Yeah, a lot of work to keep those clean and ready for use. Oh, how many times do you go to the bathroom? And when I say go to the bathroom,

I'm not talking about urine during this two and a half days. This time, probably a couple of times, it's one of the secrets of my first finish, it was zero, none. Mm-hmm, the zero poop run. Yeah. You held it the whole two and a half days. I just didn't need it.

I guess I was mostly on liquid calories and it never had the urge. And then what do you do? Do you just go? Yeah, find a nice spot in the woods somewhere or hold it for between loops when you can actually have the luxury of a nice bath house and toilet.

You ever had like a little stomach issue? Where you're like, oh. All the time. Not all the way, I need to take that back. Not all the time, but I've definitely like. It's happened? Yeah, because especially when you're going up to altitude kind of quick, the gas expand, you know, like.

What do you do? You just white knuckle it, I guess. Just ride it out. You've never hung out? Never, no, no. That would be the end of my career if I did that. They would hear about that. Who would hear about it?

Bases from Alaska to Lee County, Florida, they would hear about it, everywhere. I'd see, that's why certain professions are off limits to me, because of my stomach. You got a bad stomach? A horrible stomach. Really? Yeah.

I've never been really diagnosed, but I just have, you know, years and years, decades and decades of every year knowing that I'm gonna shit myself at least once or twice. So you do that annually? You shit yourself, would you say? Oh shit.

Yeah. You know, long since the days where it's actually in my pants. Now it's like, if I have to, I'm like running in the woods and I'm on the PCH climbing down a rock cliff and like hiding in a cove. That's my world. I thought you were just gonna say like backstage

at the haha factory or something like that. No, first of all, I'm above the haha factory. I'm over at the Chumash casino. I've got a beautiful green room, bathroom. See, I couldn't go to space for my stomach. I have a pretty sensitive stomach, little IBS possibly. I just don't know how that would work up there. Now explain to me what you brought.

I've got one present, yeah, yeah. Oh, but one of them, let me do this. Is it your high school diploma? No, no, this is a, there's something about you and issues with your bowel system. Oh no, is this actually, is it used? No, but Apollo fecal bag here.

Amazing. Yep, yep, yep. And then actually, this is the helper. So if you need to. Wait, wait, wait. Oh, because you're so constipated? Well, and helping so... I thought that was for the penis.

So we have a, we call it the safe separation anxiety. Why is it such this color? It's just old, it's just old. What's this in here? Probably a decadent, no, I don't know what that is. So one of those things that says do not eat on it? Yeah, yeah, definitely don't eat it. Hold on, so do you peel this off and it sticks to you?

Afterwards, no, just close it up. Oh, okay, so you just hold it to you? Yeah, yeah, so that would be, so the station was much more, I would joke in here, better, because it was just another plastic tube you would go into. We put gloves on because everything floats. And you have to then tend everything into the spot where you want it to go.

Again, they spend no time on these things, which I could come up with a better system than that. Yeah, well, it was cheap and easy. That's for sure. Why not like a light vacuum setting? That would that would be nice, but that was not happening. Okay, all right. This, but this is disturbing. Yes, it is.

I know the Apollo guys, I'm not really sure what they were doing, all right? Yeah, Apollo guys are just straight. They had some geeky stuff going on again. There were some monsters up there. I don't even wanna know. I don't even wanna know what Buzz was doing. Yeah, really.

This is the station bathroom. That actually, this is beautiful. See that, isn't that a nice can? No, that's exactly what you want to see. I mean, that looks like a real bathroom. And we were just filled it. Did you stand to pee? No, you have, there's a hose,

but there was a hose coming out of here. You can just see this part of it right down here, right? And it has a funnel on the end of it. And you just float and you just use the funnel. It's a wet vac, really. Yeah, okay, that makes more sense. Now they're getting it. If we do recycle though,

all the urine and condensate on board. And you got wet wipes. Oh gosh, yes, you need wet wipes. Yeah, you weren't having to wipe dry. That's nice. I have to admit, the one, probably my biggest mistake I made in space happened right there.

Dare I ask what your biggest mistake in space was? Yeah. So I talked about that wet vac, right? And basically, on the end of the hose, there's just a valve you turn 90 degrees, turns on the wet vac. It does a little pret-treat into the system so that it can help process the urine later and stuff like that.

And you wait a few seconds, and then you can use it. No big deal, right? Well, I went in at one time distracted, and I forgot to turn it on. And so I still grab it, and I'm still using it. And then I realized, wait a minute, I don't hear anything. Uh-oh. And now is urine just floating around the room?

Well, I looked down. This is where I got the stupid part of it going. And I looked down because I thought, I'm going to check real quick. I looked down and sure enough, there's a large sphere of urine kind of between me and this hose, down there. But what I do is I stupidly, I jolted, I jumped, I went like that, which all I did was create little ones

floating out. Small urine. Yes. So then I turn on the hose, and then I'm trying to chase them down as I'm going, but I don't get all of them, then they get on the walls, and so I spend the next half hour cleaning up the walls of the bathroom. I mean, as far as big mistakes go, that's not bad.

I probably would have painted that whole shuttle at some point. The other day, my son and I were in the pool, and my daughter was running around the deck without a diaper on. She's young, she's one, but she was naked. And then my son and I were watching her. We gotta watch her close, because she doesn't back into things.

She just goes straight off and say, all right, now you're dead. So you have to watch and you have to be prepared to sprint. Anyway, she's walking around and she stops and we're like and she just stares at me, just looks right in my eyes like just beautiful blue eyes just stares at me and just shits. Just a huge shit. One big solid long turd and I'm like oh oh my goodness. And my son is like, ah, ah, and then I go, well, now it's really a poop deck. Oh, oh, the both of us chuckled for so long. Anyway, then we scream, right? Carl, we scream, we say, mom, get a poop bag. Our daughter just crapped on the deck.

And then she goes, she turns around and runs inside. She's laughing a little bit. And then I look at my son and my son goes, Oh no, dad. And I go, what? And the poop is gone. Oh no. Yeah. And I go, what? And my son goes, I can't get it out of my head. And my son goes, I can't get it out of my head. Carl just came up and ate it. Carl, admit it. You ate my daughter's poop. A whole turd in one bite. Just walked up, snatched it and walked away.

Wow. But then how, I mean, what do you do? I don't, remove his teeth? I don't know what to do. I brushed him. I wiped his mouth down a little bit, but it was fine. His breath smelled fine. I don't even think he chewed it, just devoured a turd.

I gotta live with that for the rest of my life. My son was traumatized. He just kept saying, I can't stop thinking about it. How gross is expressing anal glands? Because it honestly sounds like the worst thing ever. It's exceptionally disgusting. What do you actually do? You stick your finger in the butt

and then use your thumb to squeeze the gland between your finger and your thumb. They live sort of in the muscles of the anus and squeeze gently so that the material inside, again, gets squished out. Ideally into a paper towel or tissue with a glove on. The problem is sometimes it squirts aggressively and can get places that you don't want it. Um, it smells terrible and if it gets on you, the smell is there for the day. You can't wash it off.

How often do you need to do this? I never do this. How often does a dog need to have it have? That's a great question. Most dogs, as they poop, it expresses the anal glands normally. So they shouldn't have stuff in there all the time. Some people have it done once a week for their dogs. Once a week?

Yeah, but if it happens at my hospital, I ask my technicians to do that. That is not something I do. Can I do it at home? Can I learn how to do it? I know a lot of people who do it at home. Oh my goodness. Carl, got a new game. If he doesn't need it,

it's probably not necessary to put my fingers in his butt. That's correct. What about people that are into that weird, this is gonna get disgusting, but yes. Let's just say poop. People that are in like, is it poop play? Is that a thing? Whatever.

It's a thing, yeah. Do you have to sit there and act like this? This is acceptable, what you're saying? Oh, you're into this, it's okay. Why wouldn't it be okay? It's disgusting. Yeah, look, excrement can be really gross. We're all conditioned to think ew, ew, ew,

and like disgust serves a very- He doesn't like it. He doesn't like it. Carl's like, you're all conditioned to think, ew, ew, ew. And like, disgust serves a very... He doesn't like it. Carl's like, you're about to talk about... Although he's ate poop before. Yeah, Carl's like, Daniel, you're like speaking out of your lane here. Fair enough, fair enough. Carl, I apologize. All right. People like it for different reasons. Some people enjoy that kind of play because it is gross and they like to lean into the disgust element or the humiliation element. Some people like it because they wanna reclaim

something in themselves. Everyone's different. And the important thing to remember, whatever the kink is that somebody's doing, it's a metaphor for something that they're trying to experience in life. No, that's just some fucked up parents. That's all it is.

You just gotta tell them get out of your office. And also, ugh, you gotta clean the couch. My son had a friend over, they were playing in the pool. I was swimming with them. They were both physically attacking me. Then my wife's like, ah, your daughter wants to get in. So, you know, when you're fighting off two five year olds in a pool, it's, it's nothing better than having to hold a one year old the whole time.

So that's what I'm doing. Anyway, that part of the story doesn't matter. Then we take, um, my one year old is done. She wants out, take her out, take her swim diaper off. Uh, she's walking around. My wife's going to get a diaper and then she poops right in the living room. The doors are opened up to the pool area. She poops in the living room on the rug and they're like two very dark, very dry.

She's not getting enough water I guess. Round. They come out really round like just slightly smaller than a baseball, bigger than a golf ball. Okay, there's two of them. Boom, boom. Gonna be a very easy pick up and clean. My wife immediately steps in one. Barefoot steps in it, goes between her toes, she starts freaking out. Then she's like walking on her heel to go get something to pick it up. I go, don't go pick it up. Go clean your foot off. Clean your foot off first. Then we'll pick up these, these two balls.

All right. Well, then she goes and cleans her foot. Then she comes back and she goes, guys, bad news. There's only one left. Yeah. You got anything to say for yourself? You ate another nugget. Just coprophagia-ed it.

Just boom, gone. Just ran in, said, oh, here's an unattended turd. I'll take that. Why'd you eat it? I had to brush your teeth. Meanwhile, with my son's friend and his mom are just watching this whole thing like, what is happening in your house? And I'm like, this is what we do.

We step and poop, dogs eat it, we all laugh at each other. Good times. The forces shaping markets and the economy are often hiding behind a blur of numbers. So that's why we created The Big Take from Bloomberg podcasts to give you the context you need to make sense of it all. Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this boomstack stuff is I think embarrassing to the SEC. Amanda Moll, who writes our Business Week buying power column.

Very few companies who go viral are like totally prepared for what that means. And Zoe Tillman, senior legal reporter. Courts are not supposed to decide elections. Courts are not really supposed to play a big role in choosing our elected leaders. It's for the voters to decide. Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you listen. Hey everyone, I'm Madison Packer,

a pro hockey veteran going on my 10th season in New York. And I'm Anya Packer, a former pro hockey player and now a full Madison Packer stan. Anya and I met through hockey and now we're married and moms to two awesome toddlers. And on our new podcast, Moms Who Puck, we're opening up about the chaos of our daily lives between the juggle of being athletes, raising children and all the messiness in between. We're also turning to fellow athletes and beyond to learn about their parenthood journeys and collect valuable advice, like FIFA World Cup winner Ashlyn Harris.

I wish my village would have prepared me for how hard motherhood was gonna be. And Peloton instructor and Ratchet Mom Club founder, Kirsten Ferguson. And I remember going in there hot mess. So listen to Moms Who Puck, a production of iHeart Women's Sports and Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment

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Our last free plug of 2024! You ready Carl? You hear that music? It's building. It's building. Look at that. Oh! That just makes you want to plug. All right. January 1st, 2025. That's tomorrow from 6.30 to 10.30. The Walla Walla High School Class of 2014 will be having his 10-year reunion at the

Walla Walla Elks Lodge number 287. Ten years. Yeah, it's too early. You don't need to be catching up on anybody in 10 years. I go 10 years without seeing family members and I don't even act like it's a big deal. Hey, what's up? Organizers promised a tastefully planned rager but remind all alumni that they should plan to go hard like it's 2014 at Calhoun's Which I believe is a reference they said to a 24-hour gym and Walla Walla Anyway tickets to the event are $40 dress codes casual. There will be a mechanical bowl and live music

A food truck will be serving up Urban Mexican cuisine. I don't even know what that means. No idea that sounds racist Urban Mexican cuisine you jump onto street tacos Alright whatever it's Walla Walla, you know how they are up there a Bar tender will be on hand serving up drinks for purchase for everyone that didn't get enough booze the night before Yeah, that's tough. That's tough. You're going New Year's Eve and then your 10-year reunion the next day free parking for all attendees and As an adults only evening.

What's the 10 year reunion? Who they, you're telling me in Walla Walla, these guys have already started families. Doesn't check out. Maybe it does. Maybe people are like, Oh, you don't know Walla Walla. You get Walla Walla. You, you have a family early. I don't know.

So, all right. Well, Walla Walla, congratulations. Enjoy that tomorrow night. Uh, as a special bonus all right, well, walla walla, congratulations, enjoy that tomorrow night. As a special bonus for this episode, you guys, we've compiled a second mashup of the moment in every episode that everyone really tunes in for, so without further ado, please enjoy, Happy New Year, get this off my desk.

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It's not pickleball. It's this. Put on the floor, but that's your paddle now. You're gonna have trouble with those. You'll like them. Thank you for getting that off the table. This is the last interview that I'm doing with this table. Wow. So I'm giving you this table. I don't know where you're gonna put it but this table is now

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Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you listen. Hey, everyone. I'm Madison Packer, a pro hockey veteran going on my 10th season in New York. And I'm Anya Packer, a former pro hockey player and now a full Madison Packer stan. Anya and I met through hockey, and now we're married and mom to two awesome toddlers ages

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